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Bob SmithBath Somerset UK2010-05-19
@Schmiffy121,567 days
Polymath. Renaissance Man. Layabout. Good for nothing Jackanapes but NOT a Mountebank. All views are those of that bloke over there...yes, that one
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John Sentamu @JohnSentamu
Fantabulous news:Ashya King's parents,Brett and Naghmeh,are to be re-united with their 5 year old ill son & other siblings.The law is an ass
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The Pig @ThePigGuide
@Schmiffy12 @Pekingbath @TotalBath @VisitBath @LocalBathUK It's yum, isn't it? Great minds think alike, Bob! :)
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GreenShreeves @EvanSmith2
@Schmiffy12 @somersetlevel When you're right, Boss, you're right!
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Milo Yiannopoulos @Nero
@WelshToy Why surrender their USP? White middle-class women are angry at being made to feel sexy and they're not going to stand for it!
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Richard Ruzyllo @spygun
French people giving their children wine with a bit of water from an early age is a myth. You're thinking of Pastis..... :)
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NotaSheep MaybeaGoat @notasheepagoat
@CuckoldColin @hotspur007 @Schmiffy12 the BBC will report them as 'men'
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Twitflup @Twitflup
BREAKING NEWS: Dionne Warwick has won the Warkon by-election.
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Brian Carter @BrianCarter14
@Schmiffy12 Oh they are both #WeatherEyeCandy :o)
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Paul Wiltshire @Paulwiltshire
@Schmiffy12 Fully dressed and no TV #lettingthesidedown
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Paul Wiltshire @Paulwiltshire
After battling heavy traffic on the stairs and finding somewhere to park in the dining room, I am now at my desk #workingfromhometoday
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Catherine Kelliher @kitty_kelliher
So many tweets about #transferdeadlineday. I really don't get it. You should be allowed to get a temporary tattoo done whenever you like..
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MaggieLavan @MaggieLavan
I'm sick of sight of people who populate our national political soap opera. Ming Campbell has been hanging round longer than Dot Cotton.
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Diane Abbott Parody @hackneyabbatt
I hope we don't bring in racial profiling at airports&target likely terrorists.We need to keep targeting middleaged middleclass white people
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MaggieLavan @MaggieLavan
@Schmiffy12 I bet he reads the Guardian. #ArrestedDevelopment
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Humphrey Flange @flaccidpelican
Under Milf Wood #ChangeALetterRuinABook
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MerryBones @MerryBones
@Schmiffy12 I like that, we'll go with it :).
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the professor duck @jovisgoesnuts
#ChangeALetterRuinABook Noddy in Boyland
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Wyn Emanuel @WynfordE
Barchester Towels #ChangeALetterRuinABook
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David Clifton @jdavidclifton
@Schmiffy12 #ChangeALetterRuinABook Anne Of Green Tables
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David Clifton @jdavidclifton
@Schmiffy12 #ChangeALetterRuinABook The Wind In The Pillows
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J @P1DFWPilot
Clear and Present Donger #ChangeALetterRuinABook
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John Davison @sidsaucer
@Schmiffy12 That's an odd way of spelling "Timeshare".
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Malcolm Wood @Askrigglad
Sick of bleeding heart liberals going on about rights of returning jihadists. How about MY rights not to be blown to bits by these lunatics
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Pam @Nailseabelle24
@TheHappySlapper @Schmiffy12 I expect that soon we'll be cutting the lawn with a scythe and beating our rugs outside like in the olden days😁
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Ian McMillan @IMcMillan
Being paid to ring bells: money for hold rope.
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TheHappySlapper @TheHappySlapper
You can't have a vacuum cleaner over 1600watts for environmental reasons.....but you can by a 4 litre motor.

#eulogic
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Johnny Kidney @johnnykidney
@Schmiffy12 Some horsemen with red jackets, bugles and a pack of hounds would be very welcome round here this morning, I can assure you!
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david woolf @adwoolf65
@MaggieLavan @piecrust33 Most liberals prefer to assault fantasy-fascism rather than the real thing in its Islamic guise
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Jane Dill @jane_dill
@Schmiffy12 I had a great time, Bob! You would have enjoyed all the music!
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and Coke @andcoke
#LightBands ...Freddy Mercury Vapor
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George Burrell @Gamb1993
To all the lovely fellows tweeting pictures of spiders - I hope you all burn in Hell for eternity.
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Nick Berris @NickBerris
@rebeccasword It would appear that "this generation's Orwell" has been on the turps again.
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Rebecca Sword @rebeccasword
@Schmiffy12 I do find him oddly entertaining lol
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Duke of Essex PAI @stephen2421
@Schmiffy12 Sure will curtail his jaw jaw for a while.
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Mata Hari @Mata_Hari76
#FF bold critical or entertaining? ;) @5oulhealer @RossLee73 @Schmiffy12 @pooblemoo @PatriotsOfMars @AndybBenson @A_C_styles some got it all
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Pooble Moo @pooblemoo
#FF Merry bunch @NestGirl @spookshow71 @philbopilk @ladyauntiecathy @halksmush @TheBenHoyle @dhuff001 @BarbaraRegan4 @Schmiffy12 @steve_d24
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Phil.I.Am @fullenglish71
@Schmiffy12 Funny though. :-))
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cassyL @misscassyL
@Schmiffy12 and certainly have a problem with respect
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cassyL @misscassyL
@Schmiffy12 Americans don't understand limitations or boundaries..
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Ali L @Alichat66
@Schmiffy12 It is unbelievable. If I (as a very tall, strong, adult woman) fired one for the first time, I doubt I could keep control of it.
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Liz Shervill @ShortfuseLiz
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Ignore it, dump it, stick it, bin it, shove it, spurn it, blank it, disobey it, defy it, breach it & Save Britain!
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Mark Sparrow @MarkGSparrow
Introducing the Ikea RadFem knife block. HT @Schmiffy12
pic.twitter.com/YZ6TIKtbMO
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Mark Sparrow @MarkGSparrow
@Schmiffy12 She'd love it.
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TalkNerdy2Me @CTLady50
@Schmiffy12 typical #religious hypocritical bullshit.
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Susan Hall @Councillorsuzie
Labour is responsible for the ridiculous extent of'political correctness'we see these days.We have 2put an end 2it,life's too short to be PC
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Tim Stott @TimTwo4Tea
@Schmiffy12 might be better that the reality which is NOTHING!
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les wilkins @lezwilki
@a_top_bird @danemanhammel @martinoboyle1
Who give a fuck
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Robert @Roberthastosay
@Schmiffy12 @tyrannywatch I hear that Allah is now having to resort to virgin sheep. He says he never said they were virgin girls.
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Bob Smith @Schmiffy12
Back in Your Armagnac Again #drinkingsongs
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ChrisP @Wordsmithgetxo
#AddMillineryTermsToFilmTitles Bonnet & Clyde
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Hungry Joe @HJ50
#AddMillineryTermsToFilmTitles Beret my heart at wounded knee
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Swiftie Mum @samneeclogg
#AddMillineryTermsToFilmTitles
North by Sow-ester
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John Birkett @gullstory
#churchfood The Ten Condiments
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John Birkett @gullstory
#churchfood Deans on Toast
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Catherine Kelliher @kitty_kelliher
Geese A Clue #AnimalTV
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Twitwo @Dads_Arnie
#AnimalTV Eastelvers
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Nonjob @nonjob1
#AskIslamicState

Are you related to Russell Brand? #ISIS pic.twitter.com/bVBH8KBPPA
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Lee Hurst @2010LeeHurst
#AskIslamicState Being as you live in a desert covered in sand, just how peeved do you get looking a for a rock for a public stoning?
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Nonjob @nonjob1
#AskIslamicState #ISIS

How ambitious are your plans for the #Caliphate?

#ISISontheMoon pic.twitter.com/o5Ku6CWqbM
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Jo @jo_ghattas
How's your relationship with your dad? #AskIslamicState
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Jo @jo_ghattas
What's your favourite instalment of the Godfather franchise? If your answer is anything but 2, you're a bunch of jerks. #AskIslamicState
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Alexander @quagsalad
Will you decide to denounce the infidel invented concept of social media before or after you realise the irony of using it? #AskIslamicState
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Ed Juba @ed_juba
@Schmiffy12 don't trust 'em, they're a bunch of sharks!
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Philip Prince @PhilipIndigo
A Politicians Book of Truths #WorldsSlimmestVolumes
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Steven Donald @steve_d24
Get Along With Your Neighbours by Mr V Putin #WorldsSlimmestVolumes
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Sean O Farrell @sofarrsogud
Man Management By David Brent #WorldsSlimmestVolumes
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The Real Emmet @de_emmett
@JeremyClarkson selects his favourite Electric Car #WorldsSlimmestVolumes
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Ambery Bowey @abjsc
Gay Guide 2014: The Middle East #WorldsSlimmestVolumes
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The Real Emmet @de_emmett
The Condensed Version of Premier League Football Players IQ's #WorldsSlimmestVolumes
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Clive Phillips @Buckmyoldfoots
Dexter my grandson(best mate)is here no so not tweeting.Keep up the PC lefty slapping!
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Don Hemphill @DoubleH820
@Schmiffy12 @SallyTreadwell They think it makes them look more sinister, to frighten us. Actually means they suffer from cowardice.
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Mark -:) @mrkrysiak
@Schmiffy12 that's a good one
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Pamela Donaldson @uncleporkie
@Schmiffy12 @GABaines I like that Bob !!
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CazOdessa @ExpatOd
@CharlesCrawford @Schmiffy12 Personally, Charles, relieved! When I go, I hope for a leisurely afterlife + heavenly golf + cognac at 19th
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RudeDog @RudeDogNatty
@Schmiffy12 or men.
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Christopher @parlow72
#AskIslamicState Do you realise there's no Allah; Mohammed was a nonce; no after life; and your just a bunch of murdering barbaric bastards?
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Gareth Soye @GarethSoye
#AskIslamicState Boxers or briefs?
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Paul C @MrPLC
#askislamicstate Are any of you prepared to take the ice bucket challenge ?
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The Gunslinger @TheOncoming
If we send you Piers Morgan for you to sacrifice to Allah will you just leave us alone? #AskIslamicState
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The Gunslinger @TheOncoming
I'm trying to defuse a Mark 37 thermonuclear warhead, do I cut the blue or the yellow wire? I thought you guys would know! #AskIslamicState
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Gareth Soye @GarethSoye
#AskIslamicState Will you give a 1960s-80s singer a passport if he needs to get away for a bit? Asking for a bachelor friend.
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Ms. Not Quite @perhapssomeday
"Look at her. That's a stupid outfit," I say with a sneer, as I wipe my allergy reddened nose on the sleeve of my ratty Black Keys t-shirt.
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Obi Zen Shinobi @that_turtle_guy
@Schmiffy12 the name of my brother's band :)
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Lord Cornelius @LordCornelius
@Schmiffy12 @babciapat @WTFMahon @MayorofLondon No need - it should be televised.
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Lord Cornelius @LordCornelius
@Schmiffy12 @babciapat @WTFMahon Imagine a debate between Rees-Mogg and Boris Johnson ...! @MayorofLondon
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Shannon @Shannon3n88
Dilettante #ExcellentWords
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WillaTraleeFiona✨ @WTFMahon
Autoerotic asphyxiation #excellentwords
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Monty Zoomer @Aardbloke
Reconnoitre #ExcellentWords
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Theimaginator @theimaginator20
Eschew #ExcellentWords
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WillaTraleeFiona✨ @WTFMahon
Pseudointellectual #ExcellentWords
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TalkNerdy2Me @CTLady50
#ExcellentWords umlaut
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patrick mccafferty @mccaffepj
@Schmiffy12 Rather than annoying Twitter by sending a lot of boring, inane tweets I save time by sending 1 long boring inane list instead...
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Mrs Barlington @charleybarley20
Vomitorium ( exit, from the Latin ) oh yes #ExcellentWords
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Smitey @mysickbones
Anglophone is an #ExcellentWords to describe a cell phone without any rounded edges or just someone who loves English Phones.
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Smitey @mysickbones
subdermal or even subcutaneous are both #excellentwords that really seem to get under my skin :-)
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Smitey @mysickbones
Antidisestablishmentarianism #ExcellentWords
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Canine in an A-line @kissmyshades
Tallywhacker #ExcellentWords
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Bert Swattermain @BertSwattermain
Flibbertygibbet #excellentwords
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LunaticRex @LunaticRex
@Schmiffy12 @LordSkipVC Seems to me this phenomenon is common when both parties emit 'I'm pretty drunk-emones.' It's just science.
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Penny Ewles-Bergeron @ABroadBrush
Reflection - Saint Denis, #Paris

2012 pic.twitter.com/36QFzRzn2b
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Pooble Moo @pooblemoo
#FF Top notch @halksmush @TheBenHoyle @lareah07 @sdenness2000 @keebo00 @Chelseasteve3 @dhuff001 @BarbaraRegan4 @Schmiffy12 @steve_d24
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Bella @farleighwood
@Schmiffy12 @TheFabBakerBlog Better turn the heating off! 😃
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D J R Photography @DaveRowlatt
@Schmiffy12 @VisitSomerset Porlock Weir
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David King @davidkingmozart
@Schmiffy12 @theJeremyVine @RealTimVine Worry ye not, there is room for both these mega talented brothers.
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alan cogan @almacoganfan72
@Schmiffy12 The Dairy of Anne Frank #LessFunFilms
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Catherine Kelliher @kitty_kelliher
Turtle Recall #LessFunFilms
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Mark Sparrow @MarkGSparrow
@Schmiffy12 No it's not. It's Austin Mitchell after he's got out of the bath.
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Bren Tierney @BrenTierney
#LessFunFilms The Dirty Oven
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Bryan Wilson @bryangalactic
Jacob's Bladder #LessFunFilms @Schmovie
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TGI Aly @magic_limbo
Harry potter and the chamber of commerce #LessFunFilms
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Steve owens @Steveowens58
#LessFunFilms Great Expectorations
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Philip Challinor @pchallinor
#LessFunFilms The Land that Everyone Forgot
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Gran @Gran_in_Suffolk
#LessFunFilms Deaf in Venice
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Richard Squires @Squizmatron
#LessFunFilms To Catch A Cold
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Philip Challinor @pchallinor
#LessFunFilms Children of a Lesser Dawkins
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Happy to Be Tommy @HappytobeTommy
The Incredible Hull #LessFunFilms
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Roberto @Robertomorley
#LessFunFilms Night at the Mausoleum
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Gran @Gran_in_Suffolk
#LessFunFilms Easy Reader
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Steve owens @Steveowens58
#LessFunFilms A view to a kilt
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Colin Stephens @ColinStephens8
#LessFunFilms Ghost Dusters
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JOE CARROLL :o) #@%$ @joeleeds_motd
#LessFunFilms Socks in the City...
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Obi Zen Shinobi @that_turtle_guy
#lessfunfilms Thrush Hour
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⚽Martin⚽ @BarclayBlofield
#LessFunFilms The Devil Wears Primark
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Steve Polley @Steve_Polley
#LessFunFilms Top Nun
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John Drummond @4eyesJohnny
#LessFunFilms A Fistful Of Euros
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Wobblegob @skweatherall
#LessFunFilms Truly Madeley Deeply. pic.twitter.com/Y1lnIO4ywU
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⚽Martin⚽ @BarclayBlofield
#LessFunFilms Alice in Sunderland
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Wobblegob @skweatherall
#LessFunFilms Dysentery Rides Again. #pbd
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⚽ Andy ⛳ @gunnergolfer
@Schmiffy12 your too kind :)
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Philip Prince @PhilipIndigo
@Schmiffy12 Yes, maybe him and Cliff should open up a Guest House?
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Philip Prince @PhilipIndigo
Which other country uses soldiers to control it's people? #Ferguson
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Vicky @2tweetaboutit
Come & join the peoples army,let's topple the establishment who got us into this mess says #UKIP Leader Nigel Farage pic.twitter.com/UIp2yD197n
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Angiemut @Angiemut
@defiant_infidel @SirGully m.youtube.com/watch?v=3HWaQZ… sent a bit of a chill through me. !
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General Mayhem @Davejf27
@Schmiffy12 Yes i agree, the main reason i watched Countdown:-) @carolvorders
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Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
Just got a life alert bracelet,
now as soon as I get a life
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Rose @Gamiliell
inglourious bedsores #OldPeopleFilms
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Mark Sparrow @MarkGSparrow
Since 1970s there have been warnings about Londonistan being a centre for Islamist terrorism. Did anyone listen? Too busy taking Saudi cash.
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Lydia Botters @MrLloydSpandex
STOP ASKING ME WHY MY CYCLING ROUTE CONTAINS OVER 30 CATTLE GRIDS. IT JUST DOES, OKAY!?vagina
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Ali L @Alichat66
@Schmiffy12 Filth!! I expected more from you!
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Raisin Wines @RaisinWines
@Schmiffy12 I always wondered what Kermit looked like under an x-ray machine?....Mr Malbec pic.twitter.com/fXdybPuBHW
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Torran @torrancroft
@Schmiffy12 @Willynofriends looks like the guy from harry potter
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Clarissa @MisanthropeGirl
@bathcat It's not Ian Botham's tackle?
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Pigtown Grump @PigtownGrump
@Schmiffy12 Done! Ta.
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Roy Grant @offasreturnII
@sooinnocentdad @Schmiffy12 Better than Tim Vines efforts
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Cindy @CloseEnough22
@Schmiffy12 ..so I learned today!..always assumed he's American because of the synthesizer..movie looks fascinating btw
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RichardWS @RichardWS
@Schmiffy12 @TerenceMcleod @TaleahPrince Actively encouraged by Labour who let millions of immigrants in expecting them to feel beholden.
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Kenna Murdoch @Kennavictor
@Schmiffy12 now now Bob calm yourself
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RichardWS @RichardWS
@LordCornelius @MaggieLavan @Schmiffy12 And all of the foreign aid budget!
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MaggieLavan @MaggieLavan
@LordCornelius @Schmiffy12 Yes. If the situation is as precarious as we're being led to believe, our security should take precedence.
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Trudi @Trudski2012
@Schmiffy12 haha, that was my next line :)
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Lord Cornelius @LordCornelius
@MaggieLavan @Schmiffy12 We need to divert a big chunk of the welfare budget into defence and then we could do both.
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Tovarishch Toy @WelshToy
I fear our panic stricken politicians are leading us into another bloody shambles in Iraq, says Gen Sir Michael Rose dailymail.co.uk/debate/article…
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Ian McMillan @IMcMillan
The self-appointed Apostrophe Police: Tough on Crime, Tough on the Cause's of Crime.
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Star-E @StarGirlE13
pic.twitter.com/T7IJJUiDdQ
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Liar MPs @LiarMPs
I wonder did @UKLabour party's diversity programme for the UK include creating lunatic henchmen chopping peoples heads off in Iraq #ISIS
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Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins
All women short lists are a nonsense. Picking women for their gender to hit a quota is not equal treatment, it is special treatment.
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George Bernard Shaw @Melonhead999
@Schmiffy12 thats the great man :)
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Suziie @saropph
@Schmiffy12 @simonmayo Audience .
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Printers Of Bath @printersofbath
@Schmiffy12 ours too!
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ChrisP @Wordsmithgetxo
@Schmiffy12 If you can swear convincingly & at the guy who changes lane without signalling then you're truly fluent
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Weighty Tilly @Helio_Spherical
@MarkGSparrow WTF are Govt IT projects so badly run? Every single one an over bloated failure. Too much reliance on consulting firms!!
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Rik Mason @wiganwrestler
@abjsc Go up the cycle path, some nice places to stop. Bitton Station, Warmley Platform Cafe, and Easton among others...
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Wobblegob @skweatherall
@Schmiffy12 Yep! 😉
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Donella McNulty @DonellaMcNulty
@Schmiffy12 #Bother !!!! ;))
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Monty Zoomer @Aardbloke
@Schmiffy12 @BBCBreakfast I thought that Bob. May as well have slapped a Lat/Long co-ord on it.
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Pam Ayres @PamAyres
Darned reassuring that the taxpayer is to shell out £224 million to Raytheon when the cash could have been wasted on hospitals, schools etc.
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Steven Donald @steve_d24
At what temperature does Frankie Boyle? #CelebQuestions
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Susannah @FemmeDomestique
Has Ronnie Wood? #CelebQuestions
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Weighty Tilly @Helio_Spherical
@Schmiffy12 Ho Ho ho
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Roberto @Robertomorley
#CelebQuestions Will Iggy Pop ?
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Kenneth Reading @KennethReading
Was Clark Gable roofless in his search for stardom? #CelebQuestions
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Markle Bom Barkle @MarkleBomBarkle
#celebquestions

Eddie iz 'Ard?
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General Mayhem @Davejf27
#CelebQuestions Why did Charles Dance? Can Lou Reed? Who Made Jane Russel?
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kieron @gibbet
#CelebQuestions

Is Marvin Gay?
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Andy B @AndybBenson
@Schmiffy12 lol might be.nice in south if France but its nicer in Devon ;)
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Paul @bingowings14
@TheFabBakerBlog Yours.
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Twitflup @Twitflup
You'd never catch Rachel Heyhoe Flint taking a picture of her private quarters.
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Albion @Geovictwardian
@Geovictwardian The rule is: those who sow the wind reap the whirlwind. Some Pagans sometimes refer to it as The Law of Threefold Return.
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Albion @Geovictwardian
People remain concerned on Twitter that the forces of darkness are about to engage us in serious battle. Fear not, for they are amateurs.
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Archiesdaddy @iansireland
@Schmiffy12 @MarcherLord1 Bogpuss
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Archiesdaddy @iansireland
@Schmiffy12 @BleuWinkle Noddy and Big Arse
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Rob M @_Bankrobber_
Crystal Tits & Alastair
#wrongChildrensTv
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Travis pickle @rabidrambo
Wacky racists #wrongChildrensTV
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Steven Donald @steve_d24
Inspect Her Gadget #wrongChildrensTV
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ChrisP @Wordsmithgetxo
.@Schmiffy12 #SillyCouncilJobTitles Quango Name Double Entendre Inspector
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Shabbychic69 @Shabbychiic
@Schmiffy12 great campaign poster pic.twitter.com/nOQzKABOCV
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Ⓑercows Ⓑig Ⓒhair @BBCPropaganda
@washingtonpost You missed out July pic.twitter.com/HrjT2XnPnL
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RichardWS @RichardWS
@Schmiffy12 Could be out, 'peg before wicket'!
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Weighty Tilly @Helio_Spherical
@Schmiffy12 lol fair enough.
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liarpoliticians @liarpoliticians
Apparently they are cleaning the clock face of Parliament's clock tower, but they are leaving the bell end of "Big" Ben alone.
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YorkshireEating guy @Yorkshireeating
Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes
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Weighty Tilly @Helio_Spherical
@Schmiffy12 Carry On Beheading😂
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Rhodri Williams @VoyezLesprit
@Schmiffy12 @babciapat @LBRUT thanks :) perfect!
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Ian McMillan @IMcMillan
Conference Pears all wear name badges.
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Gary Bainbridge @Gary_Bainbridge
Can we stop saying Botham was hacked, please? One, it's hard to tell from that angle. And two, the word is circumcised.
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Elizabeth Windsor @Queen_UK
Good God, Andy Murray's mother has signed up for Strictly Come Dancing. Dear BBC, what part of "celebrity" don't you understand? #strictly
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Dick's Petting Zoo @DicksPettingZoo
Monkey tennis show CANCELLED until further notice, due to a pulled hamstring.
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