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Bob SmithBath Somerset UK2010-05-19
@Schmiffy121,554 days
Polymath. Renaissance Man. Layabout. Good for nothing Jackanapes but NOT a Mountebank. All views are those of that bloke over there...yes, that one
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Old Holborn @TurboHolborn
How to cripple ISIS.

1. No import, no exports of ANYTHING
2. Take down phone networks

The end.
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Raisin Wines @RaisinWines
@Schmiffy12 I always wondered what Kermit looked like under an x-ray machine?....Mr Malbec pic.twitter.com/fXdybPuBHW
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Torran @torrancroft
@Schmiffy12 @Willynofriends looks like the guy from harry potter
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Clarissa @MisanthropeGirl
@bathcat It's not Ian Botham's tackle?
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Pigtown Grump @PigtownGrump
@Schmiffy12 Done! Ta.
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Roy Grant @offasreturnII
@SooInnocentDad @Schmiffy12 Better than Tim Vines efforts
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Cindy @CloseEnough22
@Schmiffy12 ..so I learned today!..always assumed he's American because of the synthesizer..movie looks fascinating btw
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RichardWS @RichardWS
@Schmiffy12 @TerenceMcleod @TaleahPrince Actively encouraged by Labour who let millions of immigrants in expecting them to feel beholden.
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Kenna Murdoch @Kennavictor
@Schmiffy12 now now Bob calm yourself
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RichardWS @RichardWS
@LordCornelius @MaggieLavan @Schmiffy12 And all of the foreign aid budget!
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MaggieLavan @MaggieLavan
@LordCornelius @Schmiffy12 Yes. If the situation is as precarious as we're being led to believe, our security should take precedence.
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Trudi @Trudski2012
@Schmiffy12 haha, that was my next line :)
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Lord Cornelius @LordCornelius
@MaggieLavan @Schmiffy12 We need to divert a big chunk of the welfare budget into defence and then we could do both.
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Calculating Toy @WelshToy
I fear our panic stricken politicians are leading us into another bloody shambles in Iraq, says Gen Sir Michael Rose dailymail.co.uk/debate/article…
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Ian McMillan @IMcMillan
The self-appointed Apostrophe Police: Tough on Crime, Tough on the Cause's of Crime.
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Star-E @StarGirlE13
pic.twitter.com/T7IJJUiDdQ
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Liar MPs @LiarMPs
I wonder did @UKLabour party's diversity programme for the UK include creating lunatic henchmen chopping peoples heads off in Iraq #ISIS
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Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins
All women short lists are a nonsense. Picking women for their gender to hit a quota is not equal treatment, it is special treatment.
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George Bernard Shaw @Melonhead999
@Schmiffy12 thats the great man :)
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Suziie @saropph
@Schmiffy12 @simonmayo Audience .
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Printers Of Bath @printersofbath
@Schmiffy12 ours too!
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ChrisP @Wordsmithgetxo
@Schmiffy12 If you can swear convincingly & at the guy who changes lane without signalling then you're truly fluent
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Tilly @Helio_Spherical
@MarkGSparrow WTF are Govt IT projects so badly run? Every single one an over bloated failure. Too much reliance on consulting firms!!
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Rik Mason @wiganwrestler
@abjsc Go up the cycle path, some nice places to stop. Bitton Station, Warmley Platform Cafe, and Easton among others...
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Wobblegob @skweatherall
@Schmiffy12 Yep! 😉
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Donella McNulty @DonellaMcNulty
@Schmiffy12 #Bother !!!! ;))
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Al Hall @Aardbloke
@Schmiffy12 @BBCBreakfast I thought that Bob. May as well have slapped a Lat/Long co-ord on it.
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Pam Ayres @PamAyres
Darned reassuring that the taxpayer is to shell out £224 million to Raytheon when the cash could have been wasted on hospitals, schools etc.
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Steven Donald @steve_d24
At what temperature does Frankie Boyle? #CelebQuestions
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Susannah @FemmeDomestique
Has Ronnie Wood? #CelebQuestions
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Tilly @Helio_Spherical
@Schmiffy12 Ho Ho ho
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Roberto @Robertomorley
#CelebQuestions Will Iggy Pop ?
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Kenneth Reading @KennethReading
Was Clark Gable roofless in his search for stardom? #CelebQuestions
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Markle Bom Barkle @MarkleBomBarkle
#celebquestions

Eddie iz 'Ard?
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Ben Harnarepublik @Davejf27
#CelebQuestions Why did Charles Dance? Can Lou Reed? Who Made Jane Russel?
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kieron @gibbet
#CelebQuestions

Is Marvin Gay?
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Andy B @AndybBenson
@Schmiffy12 lol might be.nice in south if France but its nicer in Devon ;)
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Paul @bingowings14
@TheFabBakerBlog Yours.
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Twitflup @Twitflup
You'd never catch Rachel Heyhoe Flint taking a picture of her private quarters.
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Albion @Geovictwardian
@Geovictwardian The rule is: those who sow the wind reap the whirlwind. Some Pagans sometimes refer to it as The Law of Threefold Return.
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Albion @Geovictwardian
People remain concerned on Twitter that the forces of darkness are about to engage us in serious battle. Fear not, for they are amateurs.
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Archiesdaddy @iansireland
@Schmiffy12 @MarcherLord1 Bogpuss
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Archiesdaddy @iansireland
@Schmiffy12 @BleuWinkle Noddy and Big Arse
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Rob M @_Bankrobber_
Crystal Tits & Alastair
#wrongChildrensTv
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Travis pickle @rabidrambo
Wacky racists #wrongChildrensTV
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Steven Donald @steve_d24
Inspect Her Gadget #wrongChildrensTV
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ChrisP @Wordsmithgetxo
.@Schmiffy12 #SillyCouncilJobTitles Quango Name Double Entendre Inspector
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Shabbychic69 @Shabbychiic
@Schmiffy12 great campaign poster pic.twitter.com/nOQzKABOCV
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Ⓑig Ⓑlack Ⓒock @BBCPropaganda
@washingtonpost You missed out July pic.twitter.com/HrjT2XnPnL
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RichardWS @RichardWS
@Schmiffy12 Could be out, 'peg before wicket'!
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Tilly @Helio_Spherical
@Schmiffy12 lol fair enough.
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liarpoliticians @liarpoliticians
Apparently they are cleaning the clock face of Parliament's clock tower, but they are leaving the bell end of "Big" Ben alone.
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YorkshireEating guy @Yorkshireeating
Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes
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Tilly @Helio_Spherical
@Schmiffy12 Carry On Beheading😂
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Rhodri Williams @VoyezLesprit
@Schmiffy12 @babciapat @LBRUT thanks :) perfect!
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Ian McMillan @IMcMillan
Conference Pears all wear name badges.
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Gary Bainbridge @Gary_Bainbridge
Can we stop saying Botham was hacked, please? One, it's hard to tell from that angle. And two, the word is circumcised.
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Elizabeth Windsor @Queen_UK
Good God, Andy Murray's mother has signed up for Strictly Come Dancing. Dear BBC, what part of "celebrity" don't you understand? #strictly
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Dick's Petting Zoo @DicksPettingZoo
Monkey tennis show CANCELLED until further notice, due to a pulled hamstring.
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Cloud Appreciation @CloudAppSoc
cloudappreciationsociety.org/manifesto/ our Manifesto - WE BELIEVE that clouds are unjustly maligned and that life would be immeasurably poorer without them
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Jonathan Fulford @Vexedfoxy
@Schmiffy12 @DVATW @PJA1066 Imagine you have a car accident and no phone you ignore the first three houses walk across ten fields to another
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LunaticRex @LunaticRex
@Schmiffy12 Loads of piddles and a puddle. Lot of dog people in those parts, I reckon.
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Ali L @Alichat66
@ThePigGuide @Schmiffy12 .....or Euros, the way things are going. ;o)
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Steve Wilson @imstevewilson
"House prices fall by £8000 in a month"
Anyone else wondering where all this is happening? My house is still around the same price as ever?
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Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins
We spend too much time protecting the culture of those that join our country. Far too little defending the culture they have chosen to join.
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George Bernard Shaw @Melonhead999
#ClothingFilms Scarf Face
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Penny Ewles-Bergeron @ABroadBrush
This explains so much. #archaeology

via Kara Cooney, Lisa Chiodo FB pic.twitter.com/MvTwzOZHLz
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Enlightened-ish @bodhidharma13
Salami Dearest

#meatmovies @TheHashtagGame
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Nikki Curran @NicolaMary
Death in Venison #meatmovies
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Nichola Glossop @NicholaJG
@Schmiffy12 of course. Humour has to work both ways......and probably more true ;)
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Ali L @Alichat66
@Schmiffy12 @JulesSunbeam We're certainly a diverse lot! lol :o)
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Ali L @Alichat66
@Schmiffy12 @JulesSunbeam No one on FB knows I'm on Twitter. Facebook's for cat photos & knitting patterns. :o)
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G-Geh-Granville @Granville8
🎼Where have all me CD's gone? 🎶
#copsandrobbersongs
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G-Geh-Granville @Granville8
🎼Tiptoe past the laptops, and the flat screen, to the jewellery box🎶
#copsandrobbersongs
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Debbie Cavell @debbiecavell
pic.twitter.com/yzcwES6qk8
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Ali L @Alichat66
@Schmiffy12 That has annoyed me, for so many years! :o)
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Gaz★D★Aitch @GDH_99
@Schmiffy12 Its to say 'well done' for getting a mechanical engineering apprenticeship.
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John Challis @BeingBoycie
'Her voice,of a loin-stroking affection,has the sensuality of silk or velvet.' pic.twitter.com/AM51S8dnSF
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ChrisP @Wordsmithgetxo
#ReplaceMovieWithReality Everything Dies, Including Tomorrow.
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Batsby @Battsby
RT @Schmiffy12: @Battsby
Hits 'busy' insect with a cricketing implement? <~~ That'll do!
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Torcuil De Fereneze @TorquilFereneze
@Schmiffy12 Yes def, I always liked the "big one"...Pearls a Singer.
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Bob Smith @Schmiffy12
@janehamilton22 @alstewitn
Ah.....
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Pip @pippapip
@Schmiffy12 brilliant voice!
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Sneaky Fox Outdoors @OutdoorFox
@Schmiffy12 Bob I stand Corrected 😉 You're so very right too ☺👊
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Al Hall @Aardbloke
@Schmiffy12 Brilliant!!
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Julie Segovia @julie_segovia
#addatweeptoasong
@Schmiffy12 Don't Lose That Number
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John Richards @AWordIfIMay
@Schmiffy12: @AWordIfIMay @DVATW @HuwGruffydd @BullshineBilly
*too*
#HappyToHelp” Grrrrrrrr
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Huw Gruffydd @HuwGruffydd
@Schmiffy12 @AWordIfIMay @DVATW @BullshineBilly We can play this game all the day long!
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Mark Sparrow @MarkGSparrow
@Schmiffy12 @BBCOne It's a film, a tv show, a book and a musical. Two words. First word sounds like had.
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Penny Ewles-Bergeron @ABroadBrush
High fives #FF @davidregwood @ShefCrispie @SWueschner @AHappyFlower @ypldn @dndnapoli @SoBayUnplugged @Schmiffy12 @salvatorRosa
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Sir Hildy Ewing MBE @a_blooming_loss
@Schmiffy12 Absolutely spot on!
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Mike Siegel @funnyMike
Ears for Fears #BodyPartBands
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Keg Dregs Boehner @WeepingCheeto
Lynyrd Foreskynyrd #BodyPartBands
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Pip @pippapip
Areola Speedwagon #BodyPartBands
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Chris K @d0gmah
#bodypartbands Toetoe
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The Pig @ThePigGuide
@Schmiffy12 Sorry lovely Bob, it was a Twitter glitch! You are most definitely NOT on The Pig's Unfollow list, nor will you ever be! :)
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Gary White @prydwen3
#bathroomfilms Andrex the Gaul
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Voo Doo @voodeaus
#Plumb and Plumber #bathroomfilms
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Arkwright @Arkwright4
#bathroomfilms Flannel by gaslight
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jacky... @01jacky01
#BathroomFilms Toilet Story
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Anj @Annjj
@Schmiffy12 funnily enough whilst I'm crudeish I'm not particularly lavatorial, but yes.
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John Bull @larrymeath
#bathroomfilms
W*A*S*H*
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Socrates @liontornado
@Schmiffy12 you're on a roll........see what I did there? Heh
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Kenna Murdoch @Kennavictor
@Schmiffy12 that's terrible! But funny!
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Steve Wilson @imstevewilson
.@Matt_M_Elson I can't imagine any scenario in the universe that would make me think of a gym at 5.45am!
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♔ Alfred Fox @Montybasset
@lakeslandlord @Schmiffy12 I was thinking nuts, hazel nuts, *wanders off for breakfast*
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Lakeslandlord @lakeslandlord
Overpricing of drugs for treating Prostate ... Is a kick in the teeth for sufferers !! #bbcbreakfast ...teeth ?
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Trudi @Trudski2012
#MakeAMovieABand NosferU2
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Sarah Baker @TheFabBakerBlog
@Schmiffy12 I know!! I was joining in!! Xx
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Penny Ewles-Bergeron @ABroadBrush
@Schmiffy12 Snorty laughter!
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Penny Ewles-Bergeron @ABroadBrush
@Schmiffy12 Also, they have chocolate for breakfast you know. #Belgium #Unanswerable
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Penny Ewles-Bergeron @ABroadBrush
@Schmiffy12 So many fine places - we've been to Brussels, Bruges, Ghent, Leuven, Antwerp. Lots of art and architecture.
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Le Creuset Fiend @LeCreusetFiend
@Schmiffy12 @nby83 They're both having a good look now... @ErmintrudeW pic.twitter.com/WFcGbsyMCR
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Marmite @marmite
I'm getting into these European traditions... #topless vine.co/v/MYtHEE5a0BX
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Ben Punter @benpunter
Procrastination is dish best served......eventually.
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Anglian Pks&Wildlife @AnglianPandW
@Schmiffy12 @jimatbiggin When they get the engine warmed up anyway.
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Anglian Pks&Wildlife @AnglianPandW
@Schmiffy12 @jimatbiggin Aerodynamics of a brick but a decent engine does well for them!
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Adventure Art @Adventure_Art1
Terrific drawing by @adeteal of the late, great #LaurenBacall
buff.ly/1lXpsyU via @Schmiffy12
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Ladyfuckwit @Ladyfuckwit
Coffee ... would rather be shagged vigorously but coffee it is !
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Colin Lusk @ColinLusk
Debrett Harry #PoshPopStars
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Jean Haines @JeanHaines
I can't wait, I want my breakfast and I want it now! A sight for sore eyes. pic.twitter.com/ihGdwSZ565
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3BPs Hertfordshire @3BPs
#PoshPopStars The Rolling Sloanes
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Al Hall @Aardbloke
Just went to open my A Level results....then I remembered I'm 53.

Bugger.
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3BPs Hertfordshire @3BPs
#PoshPopStars The Rolex Stones
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The Sheep Whisperer @Smithy_the_Boob
It's A level results day....the day where squealing kids hug eachother to death in a vain attempt to hold on to their childhood.
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Patsdotcom @Patsdotcom
Was out last night so can everyone please shut the fuck up until I've recovered.
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David Teague @Teagy63
#kitchencelebs Yehudi's Menu's In
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David Teague @Teagy63
#kitchencelebs Prune Ella's Kales
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Ivor Nalias @IvorNalias
Boris Pasta Snack #kitchencelebs
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FoxyMoron @Alpha_Bette
L. Ron Cupboard #KitchenCelebs
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Mrs Trevithick @MrsTrevithick
Tears for Cafetieres #kitchencelebs
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Mrs Trevithick @MrsTrevithick
Mama Cassoulet #kitchencelebs
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Markle Bom Barkle @MarkleBomBarkle
LL Cool J Cloth

#kitchencelebs
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Gary Cordery @gaz_cordery
Coffee Annan #KitchenCelebs
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John O'Donoghue @JOD45
Tiles Davis #kitchencelebs
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Ivor Nalias @IvorNalias
John Lee Cooker #kitchencelebs
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Ivor Nalias @IvorNalias
Pizza Minnelli #kitchencelebs
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kieron @gibbet
#KitchenCelebs

Smeg Ryan
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jane wilton @wilfty
#kitchencelebs Andrew Fridgely
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Hugh McGivern @Hugh6303
@Schmiffy12 #kitchencelebs Grater Garbo
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John O'Donoghue @JOD45
@Schmiffy12 You can't igknorr that...
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GreenShreeves @EvanSmith2
#kitchencelebs Graham CracKerr
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Michael Ambers @blindreviews
Lazy Susan Sarandon #kitchencelebs
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G.L.O.R.I.A @AuralGloria
#KitchenCelebs Reese Woodenspoon
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Gilly D @gillydunkley
#kitchencelebs Pyrex Harrison
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John O'Donoghue @JOD45
Philip Broth #kitchencelebs
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Heather R. @sweetkeet
Tom Le Creuset #kitchencelebs
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Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins
ISIS supporters on Oxford Street encouraging people to live in the new Islamic State. Super dupes toodle pip. Shut the door on your way out
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Wobblegob @skweatherall
#kitchencelebs Bryn Tefal
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Captain Swing. @captswing
@Schmiffy12 @BanTheBBC @BBCWatch Why doesn't she stop breathing and do us all a favour.
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Alison Stockley @y_y_y_delilah
@Schmiffy12 I'll have a straw in that please :-) x
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Dave Laming @DaveLarkhall
@Schmiffy12 I find the World News a disgrace. It's just a mass of mediocre drivel and unintelligible announcers. Sad, it used to be so good.
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Mark Sparrow @MarkGSparrow
@Equalizer1963 @Schmiffy12 @NOWBath That's modern Britain: there's a safety manager, diversity manager, technical manager, resources manager
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Mark Sparrow @MarkGSparrow
@Schmiffy12 @NOWBath Raising the bar.
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Adrian Teal @adeteal
My uncle has just popped in with a bottle of gin. We take a relaxed approach to the sun's position in relation to the yardarm, in my family.
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RichardWS @RichardWS
@Schmiffy12 Gurkha " Are you Gods?", British Redcoat (Michael Caine) "No! We're Englishmen which is the next best thing."
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LunaticRex @LunaticRex
@Schmiffy12 @debbiecavell Terrifying. Might want to brush that organic matter off him before it takes root, by the way.
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Wobblegob @skweatherall
Paradiddle: The little bit of wee a paratrooper lets out when he's about to take his first 'chute jump... #punsr
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Suziie @saropph
@Schmiffy12 :( Roundabout Ћ 1980s that phrase fell from grace. So now we have payday loans, Bankers bonuses & MP's expenses!
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Lord Cornelius @LordCornelius
@pasparakis @Schmiffy12 I look forward to Tony Blair answering for it at The Hague.
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George @pasparakis
Thank fuck for Tony Blair #ThingsNeverSaidThisCentury
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Oddballs&Geniuses @CelebDumbTweets
It's settled then, Honey! We're getting married next August!! Only 1 yr till we lose our virginity!! I love U! #ThingsNeverSaidThisCentury
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John Bull @larrymeath
#ThingsNeverSaidThisCentury
I simply must treat myself to a new slide-rule.
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RichardWS @RichardWS
@Schmiffy12 Shouldn't that read 'if he comes home'?
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Dave Warren @DaveWarren7
I love my country and my country loves me. #Thingsneversaidthiscentury
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Happy to Be Tommy @HappytobeTommy
#ThingsNeverSaidThisCentury that @Ed_Miliband looks like a prime minister in waiting
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Mata Hari @Mata_Hari76
#ThingsNeverSaidThisCentury No German soldier will ever step on any other country´s soil soil again for a stupid war...
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Graham Buxton @BungleFinchley
That'll be sixpence for a cup of tea, love. #ThingsNeverSaidThisCentury
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IvorSawbottom @ivorsawbottom
I am a moderate right winger. I am educated & open to reason. But the more I see of Islam I am convinced moderate Muslims DO NOT EXIST.
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Pooble Moo @pooblemoo
#ThingsNeverSaidThisCentury I've closed down my twitter account, I'm tired of hashtags
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Pooble Moo @pooblemoo
#ThingsNeverSaidThisCentury Wait, let me get the Brownie before you blow out those candles!
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Rosi Davis @ExmoorHouseWX
Thanks for RTs & favs @visitexmoor @Budgens_Wheddon @BecsPugh @Schmiffy12 - hope your Tuesday's been good
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Torran @torrancroft
@Schmiffy12 no they dont, maybe i should take up compulsive lying, might get a 100K increase in my wage lol
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Binky Bowles-Balls @TheOnlyGuru
@Schmiffy12 I'd rather be considered lower than a pig than be like these types.

Pigs are intelligent.

Aren't people stupid?
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Anthony Roberts @tonyfroberts
@Schmiffy12 Reckon Mugabe is proof of the undead!
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no longer shoegazing @TenBurpin
@Schmiffy12 yep. We're yanking as if our lives depended on it!!
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Rosi Davis @ExmoorHouseWX
@Schmiffy12 You certainly do! Funnily enough, some guests who checked out this morning are heading for Bath
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Historical Pics @HistoricalPics
Frank Sinatra performing in Monte Carlo photographed by Herman Leonard, 1958 pic.twitter.com/aKSJcEiMgl
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Twitwo @Dads_Arnie
#rudebands Grandmaster Flasher
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John Bull @larrymeath
#RudeBands
Gerry and the Face Makers.
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Pam @Nailseabelle24
@Schmiffy12: Women get annoyed by the stuff that Men forget

Men get scared by the stuff that Women remember” dead right!!😜
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Paul Perrin @pperrin
Thank god for our Middle East peace envoy - imagine what it would be like with out him! (Dracula runs the Blood Bank)
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Raisin Wines @RaisinWines
@Schmiffy12 I am Iron Man!...Mr Malbec pic.twitter.com/rljMq2TJZb
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rob appleyard @rob_appleyard
@Schmiffy12 neil diamond
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Giles Graham-Brown @gilesfgb
#GeologyBands Stalactite Fit
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Stu Pidass @nelly2112
#GeologyBands Crystal Shale
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Stu Pidass @nelly2112
@Schmiffy12 haha. I just did limestone temple pilots
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Voo Doo @voodeaus
#GeologyBands Igneous Pop
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natnlparkplanet @NatnlParkPlanet
Julio Igneous
#GeologyBands
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News from Italy @newsfromitaly
@Schmiffy12 Great! I'll take Hawaii a big Kahuna burger with extra surf :) @ABroadBrush @Nabu @romafaschifo @lizinrome
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Goldilocks Zone @1GoldilocksZone
@Schmiffy12 Run round to their house and set fire to their phone and iPad.
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Penny Ewles-Bergeron @ABroadBrush
@Schmiffy12 Groan! :-) @Nabu @romafaschifo @lizinrome @newsfromitaly
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