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Have yourself a merry little conversation about health insurance:
If your website requires my password to have a number in it, please remind me of this fact when I have to login. OKAY?
I do appreciate how most startup/product websites look nowadays, but I also have a very hard time remembering them.
Tried out with some older film scans...
It took all night, but we just launched the new ! Tons of improvements and much more to come!
First day at HQ. They have snacks on top of snacks
Github is my overgrown yard full of rusting Camaros and a half-finished swimming pool.
. & I just walked the dog, together, without any kids for the 1st time in OVER THREE YEARS. Thank you, public school.
Stop kidding yourselves, the 2013 Time Person of the Year will be "" whether you like it or not
the 60Hz flicker can be kind of distracting imo
WOW, WE DID IT!!! Thank you to all our friends, supporters, family members, who made it possible. These summits are going to be AMAZING!
I'm finally beginning to breathe today with a little over $5k to go. Emailing up a storm still to finish strong:
US Bank pledged $100,000 to The Confluence Project
The best holiday gift: A 740-page book printed margin to margin in black ink. $32. The Lulu description is priceless:
DDC6558: I talk to Dad daily. Dream about him too. Been smelling his jacket we have from that day. My hope is he is EVERYWHERE, all at once.
This is one of the most beautiful combinations of words I've ever seen:
Not using jQuery is like turning 18. Freedom!!!!!! I'M AN ADULT!!!!!
Congrats ! You've replaced SnapChat as my go-to example of tech industry building meaningless crap!
Miley Cyrus is a confirmed artistic genius VIDEO
it doesn't end well for you in this scenario. Trust me.
tagging the whiteboard @ Public Good Software, Inc.
that may be the vaguest co-working website I’ve ever seen…
Friends and , I ask you to join me today in domination of our chosen fields. Today will be a good day. Good luck.
Sometimes, the best part of having small kids is still when they go to sleep. *phew*
omg, SHOWERS ARE AWESOME.
already plotting for when he's 14 and every time he heads for the bathroom I scream "NOOOO!" & shackle his ankle w my hands
Always have a backup. How can a mission critical system like coffee be a single point of failure?
It's called parenting. The original extortion market!
Kids and I are 3D-printing all holiday gifts this year. You’re either getting a keychain or an aortic stent.
If you're really trying to make everything better for everyone then we're friends. If not, we're not, and I'm here to ruin everything.
Guys, I love it when you get to watch someone channel a greater spirit and is on fire right now.
I'm just inspired, stressed, and excited all at once. I don't care one bit about winning, I just want to fight for what's right.
Be willing to break yourself to make the world better. It's been here longer.
Money is only interesting as a vehicle towards changing the world. Don't talk to me about having it or making it. Tell me what you'll do.
Bam. My first BB-ready pic ever. City of Chicago and public-spirited hackers unveil Chicago City Code via
do you have you trash-picker-upper gear?
Genius dads take 2yr olds out to pick up lunch as the giant hail spewing supercell sharknado approached then get stranded in the garage
Again, hackathons build *communities* not just apps. The community is the product (tweeted from a hackathon)
Traffic jams are a little different .
“What’s your favorite food, Ezra?”
“What do you like to put on your hot dog?”
I’ll go turn in my parenting card now.
Ignore these “thought leaders.”
Use Github to show employers that you
1. Like to program
2. Know how to use Git
Github != Open Source.
Consider that BatKid stuff NSFW unless your office is ok with grown men crying at their desks
rescues a damsel in distress!
A ship calls for battle stations with blaring sirens and red strobe lights. The crew is unable to function. A UX designer is belatedly hired
In retrospect, I really hated the floor plan of the fake house on the TV show ALF.
I thought it was a jsb_ebooks account...
Applying caffeine to this much sleep deprivation feels like when a skeleton tries to drink whiskey and it just falls out onto the ground.
You New Yorkers know deep dish is what Chicagoans feed the tourists, right?
Loosen Up, Lighten Up Day!
All of it… wish I had some of those caffeine contacts, and (@ Intelligentsia at 1871)
I am tweeting tech support questions about snapchat on twitter because I don’t know how things work anymore
This Intelligentsia Organic Kurimi is dropping mad mouthfeel
If is a corporate shill, he’s into some serious sleeper cell shit.
Did any food make it past the wool?
After we said "I do" again, we kissed, then we kicked the Pastor out and danced.
Working on my pizza, beer, and rainbows delivery system for .
Web design mic drop: Every few months walks into my office, drops down the latest , then leaves without saying anything.
McRib is basically solid Soylent with none of the nutritional "benefits"
We weren't the first to solve the Secret of the Stacks but apparently we still have a chance. (at ) [pic]:
I go thru turnstiles with ease while the people with Ventra cards are all sullen-looking and tapping 10 times cc
Oh you're supposed to get the money FIRST? I'm doing this all wrong.
One year ago, right about now I was introduced to by as part of the tech team of .
Balderdash! mocks hypothermia. He wades through 6' snowdrifts in shorts with nary a chill. Or so I heard.
wait... you're saying that like that's not what you do?? WHY DID THE GUY TAKE IT THEN.
One year ago tonight let us recall that I was a bad parent keeping my boys up way late.
Also, we’re hiring. Help us make software for robots, spacecraft, and humans! Wu-Tang-related benefits possible but not guaranteed.
Wins across the board for OFA alumni and volunteers. Ripples of hope continue. Congrats to everyone. Proud of you guys.
long long long ago i set up and i have no idea how it works now. it has achieved sentience. it just shares random stuff. lol
Defeated everyone at Emporium playing MK2.
Just hangin. Lookin at baby pics on Facebook. Killer start to the weekend.
Best of luck to as he reports for full-time duties at . Enjoy the day, gentlemen!
Just going to go out on a limb and say that Computer Security Professional is a SECURE job prospect for the foreseeable future. cc
forever immortalized on walls on his last day. He will be sorely missed.
So weird this guy is dressed as "Clint Ecker" for halloween
I seem to have misplaced a clown. Nothing serious. Probably for the best. Everyone was terrified of him anyway.
You know what'd be awesome? A milk bar. I'd love to go sit around and drink a bunch of different milks right about now.
Excuse me... I said "his speech was lifted off Wikipedia". Should have been plural: "his speechES were lifted off Wikipedia."
Streaming Meetup ft - not as easy to set up as one might think
you're just retweeting? YOU DON'T ALREADY HAVE A PLAN?!? Tomorrow is D-Day.
Gonna miss the crazy stories about you and your nemesis!
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
cut his sideburns off !!!!
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My entire adult life has been me playing chicken — on a bicycle with cars or weighing salary versus doing good. Act III needs to be relaxing
You know what else is gold? Malört. (yes I realize this is a horrible path to wander down)
The best thing I can say about my ventra card is that I've not been forced to convert to it yet.
when you realize that one or more clothes baskets are critical components in your clothing storage scheme
Ah, home sweet home. You Mozillians inspire me, AND I got to say hello to and also see my friends and .
I guarantee that I will cry and be all emotional and everyone will be embarrassed
oh my child, are you saying that you don't like the $10 gluten-free dairy-free frozen pizza I bought you? I am surprised and aghast
Up next: "Designing for Context", "The Journalist's toolbox", "Living styleguides for rapid development"
one does not simply hug /cc
The EC City Council just voted to pledge $5 million to the Confluence Project.
EC City Council passes $5M Project funding referendum on an 8-3 vote.
Councilwoman Emmanuelle (): “Maybe this pledge is like a little acorn that has a promise for future generations.”
On 7-4 vote, City Council rejects Lewis amendment to make $5M pledge contingent on a binding referendum.
V1 News Squad heading to cover City Council vote on Center funding at 4pm. If you can't get there in person, follow our tweets.
If you look closely you'll see that each individual molecule composing the iPad are themselves shaped like iPads.
Open data? Civic engagement? CIvic start-ups? This is a must-read; thx
you tossed Merriam Webster at me, albeit a digital version, so yes you get poppycock. And I may or may not be drinking.
Almost a year ago, and I defied the laws of physics and got married after 13 years together. Tonight, we party on the .
my moms r getting married today. and as hard as I can, I'm willing my love to them, from 14 hours away. with saké! 💕
Helphand’s Hots & Tots: a bicycle-pulled food “truck” selling spicy links & local-honey-brined tater tots
"To improve the quality of civic life, you must improve the quality of ." Dep. Mayor Robert K. Steel
1. Open beer 2. Pour half of beer into chili concoction 3. Drink rest of beer 4. Declare it autumn.…
Violet just said "Chewbacca's not real." Came really close to answering "shut up Santa's not real."
. mentioning Code for All
SpaceCON X14. No one knows you're a werewolf in space.
On the small city portal issue - I'm a big fan of federated portals (all the data in one place big and small cities)
I can not begin to describe how happy I am that so many of the fellowship projects hit on social justice issues
My needs for a hosting company are modest:
1. Don’t degrade women.
2. Don’t shoot elephants.
styleguide patterns are a working example of something in context which are displayed out of context, it's tough!
INTERIOR MUSEUM (100 YR FROM NOW)
Tom Hanks: Here is the computer that elected the president
Hah am I really the only 2011 Code for America fellow at this party?
Goin to a city hall meeting about bikes... Seemed like a pretty low barrier to entry for a first timer.
Whew. Every time I see and laptop mentioned in the same sentence, I cringe, "Oh god, today's the day."
What's it called when you take the green beans out with tongs and reuse the boiling water for noodles?
Baller. I think it's called baller.
Your flight time to Munich will be 11 hours and 20 minutes. Thanks for flying .
comcast is basically always in retrograde
If only Obama knew someone who's had great success building identity providers!
It's a pleasure to follow all of you. I'm always inspired by the intelligence and experiences you all share.
“My calendar is a series of suggestions.” —
. is back at today. The future is now!
When you you smell car weed; when you you smell home cooking. Yum to the latter
Today I dropped one kid at public school. My others are at park district classes. I rode to work. Thanks govt.
You know, Carol, he is from Indiana's 4th district, Carol, & that, Carol, is where I live, Carol, & now I talk like that too, Carol.
KiNG KoNG AiNT GoT NoTHiNG oN KiNG KLiNT: /ft
You cannot fight ignorance with silence.
DDC6387: Might be the altitude? Might be middle age? Whatever the deal, so thankful to spend time in the Midwest in October!
Said in a meeting, in all seriousness, meant literally: “So, to set up a link to space…”
This job is a bit unusual, in the best way.
Both of you guys are fighters, in the best way. You will keep kicking ass.
“Consecutively Numbered Usernames” would be an amazing portrait series.
I am going to be scottvdpJtVY5chFRuY8yzE4rYaUTR4MhuSpf3Uv53T5VTBAdjdsu6BQTWA2Fy6tQsGGpNAYvB
POLL QUESTION: Who do you blame for Republicans shutting down the government?
Looks like we have 46 minutes left. Anything else you'd like to have shutdown? ": Star Wars episodes 1-3."
Confused: government shuts down tomorrow, but Obamacare kicks in. Does that mean I have to report to my death panel or not? I made brownies
I’ll admit, upholding the ACA was a major motivator for me through all the long nights & weekends. It’s sweet to watch them throw a tantrum.
Claiming this as my DJ name.
We need a Kardashian-style reality show about the GOP primary electorate. I would watch the shit out of that. Cc
Marketing: lifestyle-everything. Genuine moments are not art-directed. It's messy, ugly and out of order. Life, is making sense of it.
Is there something less worthwhile than the America's Cup?
turquoise is a lifestyle RT : Turns out people think of "Turquoise" as a color and not a rock.
A quick thing for posterity:
“John! I have you in my database …” is no way to begin an unsolicited email. Make me care for a split second before I consign you to spam.
The dude's handle is . I'm not setting the bar too high for that guy.
Like, could you come up with a MORE TONE DEAF category title , considering the VERY ACTIVE DISCUSSIONS about gender in tech?
That expression is pure joy. / : The time got a hoof-five from a goat!
All in on suburban living with a morning of yard work then the farmers market and maybe some Oaktoberfest
So happy for jacket-to-conceal-the-stack-of-AAs-you're-using-to-charge-your-iPhone weather
I just cried on a live tv show airing on a public access channel owned by Mark Cuban. Updating my imdb profile.
I can't even smell the chocolate over the stench of all that Arial. @ Centro HQ
Moving to rural West Central Indiana & expecting Mayberry would be like going to Englewood in Chicago & expecting John Hughes' Shermer IL.
are we talking about ios7 still
Startup Idea: Warby Parker, but for sandwiches.
Its official, is not wearing shorts:
I could be convinced of genius. I'm already convinced of annoying man. /cc
New Gmail filter:
Has words “unsubscribe” -> Skip Inbox -> Apply Label “Bacon”
Important to mention the API:
OOOOOOH BITCH it's cool enough for a scarf???????? Y'all done fucked up and let me get in my zone.
Finding using FB again too bizarre for words. I just 'friended' my lawyer. Is that ...legal?
I will not take anymore freelance gigs. I will not take anymore freelance gigs. I will not take anymore freelance gigs. I will not take any
SF day trip. Want to cowork? Here's how it goes: I sketch wireframes listening to the new Superchunk album; we don't discuss the new iPhone.
By-in-large, aesthetically, LA feels like driving/navigating through the yellow pages. Meh.
FAVORITE PHOTO EVER!!! via : Oh hey it's and his son!
I've reached a point in my career where house guests have to sign NDAs.
For the first time ever, I have favorited 3 tweets in a row by someone. It feels dirty but dammit, it was deserving! /cc
I take back my cup of sand comment, this is worse.
Woke up to this this morning...
These people who think the train doors will close before they can get off at their stop, do they all die from stress by the age of 47?
Running errands. Made a nature pit stop. Volo Bog
Has anyone found a way for shopping for clothes that doesn't suck?
I like how gmail is so stupid that it's all "INVITE WALGREENS TO GMAIL!". Jesus Christ, nerds.
You're going to do that even when you get a new laptop, aren't you.
"Shit doesn't get better, you just get older."
For the record, I am anti-hair dryer. A gun that shoots heat at your head. Only idiots would do that. They must be gag gifts or something.
When I open twitter and see all the tweets of friends, I feel like I just signed on some old MMO I haven't played in years
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