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Anthony MMy house derp2009-03-25
@AnthonyMustache1,954 days
Why does this get 160 characters and tweets only get 140 what the fuck is this bullshit
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no plz @tbhplzdont
never forget pic.twitter.com/B2GdRPzkFT
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Disney Land @disneysamaze
1995:Grand opening ceremonies begin for Disneyland's newest attraction, Indiana Jones Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye.
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Barack Obama @BarackObama
"You shouldn't be fired because of who you love." —President Obama #WorkplaceFairness
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John Viener @mygiveup
Spellcheck is like a bitchy girlfriend who keeps interrupting with "You're telling it wrong! I'll tell it."
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Tim @BigTime_TimJim
Why doesn't the corporate world understand that #naps are crucial.
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Barack Obama @BarackObama
"Any time Congress wants to do work with me to help working families, I'm right there." —President Obama #WorkplaceFairness
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The Simpsons @TheSimpsons
Friends don't let friends use The Stinger. #moeknowsbest #thesimpsons pic.twitter.com/AkjpRCX0jV
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Mara Wilson @MaraWritesStuff
Plane turbulence is caused by flying over hot areas, flying over mountains, and you getting up to use the airplane bathroom
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The Simpsons TV Show @TheSimpsons_TV
iRalph #TheSimpsons #Ralph #RETWEEET pic.twitter.com/8QrlbN0xGz
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Carousel of Progress @CarouslOProgrss
You are the shark to my tornado. #thatsprogress #Sharknado2TheSecondOne #skarknado2
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YA BOY BILL NYE @yaboybillnye
science fact: fear kills more dreams than failure ever will fam
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Carrot Facts @carrotfact
I could probably trust a carrot more than I can trust people
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Ken Jennings @KenJennings
.@BarackObama Why isn't The Iron Giant out on blu-ray
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Family Guy @FamilyGuyonFOX
Poor Joe. Living next door to Peter must be the worst: fox.tv/1s4OsZQ #familyguy pic.twitter.com/dk8RtOcBqX
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The Daily Show @TheDailyShow
#TDSBreakingNews Obama to GOP: "Stop just hatin' all the time." GOP sips haterade, sends Prez sassy "I didn't come here to make friends" GIF
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Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets
Look Daddy, Todd is stupid and I'm with him. pic.twitter.com/nX1Nan07dz
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Brilliant Ads @Brilliant_Ads
10,000 dogs are euthanized every day. Adopt today. ASPCA.org pic.twitter.com/6Q30JqqGIN
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John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
Yes, I still blame President Bush for stuff President Bush did. I also still blame George Lucas for Jar Jar.
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Saundra Hall @Sawndruh
There should be a National #NARF day. @yakkopinky pic.twitter.com/j7YFwes7Qy
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no plz @tbhplzdont
if ur not fergalicious then what's the point
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Disney Land @disneysamaze
2008:
Comedy legend Don Rickles (the voice of Toy Story's Mr. Potato Head) visits Walt
Disney Imagineering in Los Angeles.
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Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight
Thank you to our amazing viewers who have issued a resounding chorus of: "#GoGetThoseGeckos!" connect.hbo.com/events/last-we…
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Disney @Disney
"Flowers and Trees," a Silly Symphonies short, was the first cartoon released in Technicolor on this day in 1932: pic.twitter.com/jnNuSweKVU
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Disney Land @disneysamaze
1935:Donald Duck makes his first appearance in the Mickey Mouse Sunday edition comic strip.
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Mara Wilson @MaraWritesStuff
I'm bad with left and right and directions, too, but it's not my job to know them.
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Mara Wilson @MaraWritesStuff
"Now please go right. Right. Right is that way." - Conversation I had with a cab driver
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Breaking Bad @BreakingBad_AMC
Hang in there, Walt. #HumpDay pic.twitter.com/x5aCLREEh8
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KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith
Via @xmcj "Awesome chat w/ kevinsmith in @BryantParkNYC pic.twitter.com/wLWxZRLHug" Thanks to #BPReadingRoom for letting me do oral in the park!
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Mara Wilson @MaraWritesStuff
It's just... isn't the point of sex not which body part goes where, but how it FEELS? Maybe that's just not funny enough to them?
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erin mallory long @erinmallorylong
Don't Trust Anyone Without Instagram is the new Don't Trust Anyone Over 30
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Cecelia @ceceliamcc
I'm gonna write a letter.
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Disney Land @disneysamaze
2002:Disney designers meet with the director of the Kennedy Space Center at
Cape Canaveral to discuss a proposed Space Pavilion in Epcot.
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Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH
My bud @EdAlonzomagic is on the series Masters of Illusion starting 8/1 on the CW. Airs every Friday night. DVR it. Magic is rad.
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Matthew Gottula @DLthings
Here's Walt Disney hanging out with the Firehouse Five Plus Two at the French Market bandstand in New Orleans Square pic.twitter.com/nNOuA6fPJ5
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Robot J. McCarthy @RedScareBot
Lies and Calumny! RT @AnthonyMustache: @jaimemaas @ProgressCityUSA So he was a socialist?!
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no plz @tbhplzdont
PLEASE GET THIS BADASS OFF THE STREETS SO I CAN SLEEP KNOWING IM SAFE AT NIGHT pic.twitter.com/AdgtwslFLh
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Progress City @ProgressCityUSA
If you want to make it a Gangster-themed boat ride, just say their warehose blew up and flooded the streets of Chicago with bootleg hooch
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Bill Mc7 @BillMc7
Hmmm. Just noticed @god's account isn't verified. Really makes you think.
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Progress City @ProgressCityUSA
I would love to see a dark ride go into the Roaring 20's section at Knott's that is like a gangster version of Pirates of the Caribbean
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so sad today @sosadtoday
feelings are so 2013
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Wil Wheaton @wilw
I blew out the candle, and wished for @SyfyTV to order more episodes of @wilwproject, because I love making it. pic.twitter.com/VTiu6iqsWy
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Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpson
Holy cats, man! We're starting to wobble! pic.twitter.com/re2nFGIBZT
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REGINA GEORGE @ItsReginaG
Who remembers this game 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/oLZwfq3t9X
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NOT Ryan Stiles @StilesSays
*Have any of the guys ever made a joke about you that you felt crossed the line? #WLIIA*

Colin: "No, we are pretty good with each other."
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Megan Amram @meganamram
@neiltyson do u ever make up facts for fun 2 c if people notice???
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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson
The @UPS tracking uses 17 digits & one letter. Enough for 2.6 quintillion packages. That's 370 million per person on Earth.
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Rocket Mearncoon @mearn
nope nothing here but a fountain, a theatre a ship and some leaves pic.twitter.com/lr6z5hNEZL
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Rocket Mearncoon @mearn
It's me i'm the idiot taking pictures on the tower of terror with my neckstrap floating above my head
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Rocket Mearncoon @mearn
pic.twitter.com/lrsv6Z6bxj
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CHILDHOOD RUINER @CHILDHOODRUINN
when youre joking with ur mom and she turns it into life advice pic.twitter.com/y3US8Syuzt
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jaime maas @jaimemaas
"Everyone here is a V.I.P."
#WaltDisney
vimeo.com/m/101581710
The Disney Tradition pic.twitter.com/Csy6BFIR7C
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Hank Azaria @HankAzaria
Working on this show was some of the most fun I've ever had. @TheSimpsons @FamilyGuyonFOX ow.ly/zJiyc
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Rocket Mearncoon @mearn
for some reason nobody else in my party was excited about the idea of changing our FP+ reservation from Tower of Terror to MuppetVision
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PUNS @omgthatspunny
Busy cow pic.twitter.com/6aQnwY9dpa
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Brad Abbott @Brad_N_Abbott
The PeopleMover in 1967, via the UCLA Digital Library. Would love to have this view today! pic.twitter.com/KeckW4uCQi
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Megan Amram @meganamram
Maybe if we'd let kids shoot the measles with guns we wouldn't even NEED vaccines..............
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John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
I wonder what Oprah was doing when she learned she'd landed this month's cover of O magazine.
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jon hendren @fart
twitter has truly revolutionized the way people tell strangers that they hate them and don’t like their jokes
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Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpson
Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest feather touch. You have entered POWER DRIVE. pic.twitter.com/yDtbpCB0Nu
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Disney Land @disneysamaze
RT if disney is your childhood.
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MAGNITUDE @MAGNITUDE_GCC
@AnthonyMustache POP POP!!!
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God @TheTweetOfGod
I need to be constantly told how great I am because even though I am omnipotent and omniscient I am emotionally needy. #NotInconsistent
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MAGNITUDE @MAGNITUDE_GCC
POP POP!!!
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God @TheTweetOfGod
EARTH 2.0

World peace
No mosquitoes
Marijuana rainforests
Beerstorms
Global A/C
Endless fields of puppies
President Colbert
Me-lessness
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Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe
Stop wasting your money on cookbooks. Every recipe is just olive oil and garlic.
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Joan Rivers @Joan_Rivers
Miley Cyrus bought $20,000 in Dior lingerie after wearing it at a shoot. She loves it so much, she might start wearing panties every day.
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Mark Marusich @NoticablyBacon
"Are you going to be a jurrasican dinosaur? or a Jurrasican't dinosaur?"- Doctor Phil if he was a dinosaur motivational speaker
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Andy Castro @21royalstreet
Stop pic.twitter.com/3DAc4RZbNg
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John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
Virginia is for lovers of big gay marriages.
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Twitnter is Coming @OhNoSheTwitnt
.@AnnCoulter What's ur fave Zeppelin tune? Mine's The Immigrant Song.
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Twitnter is Coming @OhNoSheTwitnt
Sarah Palin Channel shows:
Keeping Up With the Russians
True Blood Libel
So You Think You Can Name a Single Newspaper or Magazine You Read
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The Simpsons TV Show @TheSimpsons_TV
#TheSimpsons can always put a smile on your face 😉😊
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kel❤️ @k3llytubbi3
Nah but seriously whats with all these 21 year olds getting engaged and married? no hate towards ya congrats, but I cant imagine doing that
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Zzzzzzzzz @ZacharyKatz1
@AnthonyMustache don't worry. Barney and Rob Walsh have kept Buddy company.
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Bill Mc7 @BillMc7
*opens a restaurant called Orangebees so no one can compare it to Applebees*
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Wil Wheaton @wilw
ARE YOU HAVING STEAK? I'M A DOG! pic.twitter.com/CmMT75UImC
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Wil Wheaton @wilw
Is there steak? I heard there was steak, and I like steak. pic.twitter.com/P0aOOG14lL
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Wil Wheaton @wilw
Are you having steak? I like steak. pic.twitter.com/vSbcWmGQ6s
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Mind Blowing Facts @urmindblown
The U.S. has 115,000 janitors, 83,000 bartenders, 323,000 restaurant servers, and 80,000 heavy-duty truck drivers with bachelor’s degrees.
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Twitnter is Coming @OhNoSheTwitnt
There are over 500 episodes of The Simpsons but Fox just reruns the same 5 because it only cares about the 1%.
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Bill Mc7 @BillMc7
I know this is our first DMs but you are quite attractive and we should exchange pictures of our genitals.
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Darth Vader @DepressedDarth
Party on Wayne pic.twitter.com/x8GDLfwn40
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Brian Essbe @SortaBad
[manager walks to pitcher's mound]
Announcer: Pitching change...wow, looks like he's putting in the Belly Itcher. The crowd won't like this.
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teresa luisa @montuoris
@AnthonyMustache well ain't that the dam truth
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Twitnter is Coming @OhNoSheTwitnt
Watching Clueless and at the part when Tai said "oh shit you guys got coke here?" I said "Cher a Coke" and nobody laughed because it's 4:AM.
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Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpson
Alright, I'll bring in a woman. But I still stand by my hiring policies! Get back to work, Stuart! pic.twitter.com/pkxUXAlwon
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Nicole @nicolexjoyce
Ok now I'm just annoyed
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Cheeks For Weeks™ @CheeksForWeekz
Ass >> boobs. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Josh Spiegel @mousterpiece
Not sure why Disney stopped using this logo for its live-action films, but man, I miss it. pic.twitter.com/9yLLrsThcq
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Kristen Schaal @kristenschaaled
Pretty cute for a heckler! RT @ChloeNoelle910 #LouiseBelcher Rockin' #ComicCon2014 @BobsBurgersFOX @kristenschaaled pic.twitter.com/AIbBdSJUY8
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Eduardo Paulo @EduardoPaulo
If you ever wondered what Liberace's cock looked like, here's a pic. (Taken by @NotoriousIBS) pic.twitter.com/hkxcbcmGpp
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Dolan @ActuallyAmDolan
RT if u cryd pic.twitter.com/dNO0EY4GgL
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Disney Land @disneysamaze
1975:
At Walt Disney World, the WEDway PeopleMover, a futuristic way of shuttling people around Tomorrowland, opens.
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
Filming for Ted 2 begins Monday! Don't worry-- it ain't the same movie twice.
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Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpson
Poison... poison... tasty fish! pic.twitter.com/s5bg54xYVo
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can u not @tbhplzstop
RIP to all the money I spent on food so far this year
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Jim O'Heir @JimOHeir
@scullymike AMEN!!!!!
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KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith
Let me tell you a story of The Incident at Pippy Hill - aka @tuskthemovie: youtube.com/watch?v=BCQJnO… Thanks for Tweeting #WalrusYes last year!
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Robert Reich @RBReich
Why does GOP support voter ID but ignore foreigners influencing U.S. elections via campaign spending by global corporations?
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izel @izelbonilla
The Disaster Artist is the funniest and best book about the most emo vampire dad
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Nicole @nicolexjoyce
All my life I prayed for someone like you, and I thank god that I finally found you. ❤️
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Mike Scully @scullymike
Amy Poehler has never won an Emmy. Whether you're in the TV academy or not, vote now & correct the biggest injustice in history of mankind.
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Keating Thomas @keatingthomas
I'm so poor, I eat B-E-L-T sandwiches.
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The Simpsons @TheSimpsons
#thesimpsons hits @Comic_Con today! Get the rundown here: fox.tv/CCSD2014 #SDCC #FOXSDCC pic.twitter.com/hUnNgaGnHC
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Darth Vader @DepressedDarth
If life is getting you down, just remember pic.twitter.com/PTBbDKnLjh
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EPCOT Explorer @EPCOTExplorer
If we get a new Soarin’ theater, can we PLEASE clad it in some rockwork? So it doesn’t look like Canada has a massive blue lump behind it?
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Nicole @nicolexjoyce
This guy just ruined my morning. And I didn't even get to work today.
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Nicole @nicolexjoyce
You know I'm tired when the alarm on my phone goes off and I pick up the phone and say hello. 😩
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Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpson
I don't know the name of the man. Bar! What's the name of the man? | I'm not getting involved, George. pic.twitter.com/VATT2CPAAL
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Disney Land @disneysamaze
2006:WDW's biggest ride yet, Expedition Everest - Legend of the Forbidden Mountain, officially opens in Animal Kingdom.
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Joseph Davis @josephdavis_nyc
@AnthonyMustache a happy one titled when you are engulfed in flames. It was on sale
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Billy Crystal @BillyCrystal
Hi Brian, thanks#babyfishmouth pic.twitter.com/We1JbKebfO
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YA BOY BILL NYE @yaboybillnye
"yo these are some cool ass molecules" -me right now as im lookin at some molecules
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Breaking Bad @BreakingBad_AMC
Not too shabby! Get the latest on #BreakingBad’s big win: bit.ly/WHcMXf pic.twitter.com/UVpU1gdfUp
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Guy Codes @codesforguys
When the squad get together pic.twitter.com/if5efsyDqz
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EPCOT Explorer @EPCOTExplorer
Countdown to Extinction: Travel back to the Jurassic Era via a massive toaster!
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Epcot Centre @EpcotCentre
Interested in science & technology stuff? Like ethnic foods? Enjoy thrill rides? Epcot is probably right up your alley.
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Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets
Was President Lincoln okay?
- He was fine. Go home, Ralph. pic.twitter.com/Cp2TxI4pdh
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Mara Wilson @MaraWritesStuff
Today @jennyjaffe and I met a CORGI PUPPY pic.twitter.com/DACHgAJZde
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Taco Bell @TacoBell
.@chasecantwhstle Probably not the best idea. #ThatsLike pic.twitter.com/w71Y3aiqUR
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Tim @BigTime_TimJim
@chloeonvine: all of me loves all of you pic.twitter.com/PB0SzjWIfN@hueleapisdegato for you. 🍕🍕🍕🍕
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SimpsonsQOTD @SimpsonsQOTD
"MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!" pic.twitter.com/hDrGXtEszz
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Joseph Davis @josephdavis_nyc
Went to Barnes and Noble to see what Criterion's they had. Managed to get 12 Angry Men. Also got David Sedaris book. All in all good deal.
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Don Rickles @DonRickles
Some people are amazed I write my own Tweets. At my age it's better than dozing on a park bench!
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Dave Coulier @DaveCoulier
Danny, Jess, DJ, Steph, Michelle, Becky, Kimmy, Steve, Comet? Where are you guys? Full House weekend @ImprovSanJose pic.twitter.com/ZHdAesL9OL
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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson
In cartoons, Lobsters & other Crustaceans that talk are typically drawn Red. But they’re that color only after you boil them
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Chris Regan @ChrisRRegan
Is Weird Al up to anything these days?
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Mind Blowing Facts @urmindblown
Florida is currently the country's most stressed state.
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Jackie Monahan @jackiemonahan
How come the most annoying people talk the loudest? I just screamed that.
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Josh Peck @PortableShua
You think Cereal and Milk hangout outside of work?
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The Simpsons @TheSimpsons
No matter HOW it gets done, Otto Mann will get you to school. #thesimpsons pic.twitter.com/CwGpsTAQBt
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Zzzzzzzzz @ZacharyKatz1
Extra ticket for Blues Traveler, Sugar Ray, and Smash Mouth tomorrow. Any takers?
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Darth Vader @DepressedDarth
Never Forget pic.twitter.com/OCSF8DMcxn
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Mind Blowing Facts @urmindblown
NASA accidentally taped over the moon landing. There are no known original recordings of the event.
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George Takei @GeorgeTakei
Yes, I'm in Quahog, on the @QuestForStuff. Beam me down from the @AppStore. #ComicCon pic.twitter.com/hjUciXOfc2
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Community @CommunityTV
"Troy's out there somewhere. That's what movies are made of."-@danharmon #CommunityLivesOn #SDCC
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Mind Blowing Facts @urmindblown
A father once hired a bunch of assassins to kill his son's online World of Warcraft character because he was spending too much time on it.
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Josh Peck @PortableShua
Stop tryina front like your macaroni and cheese don't come from a blue box
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John Kleckner @Hejibits
I've finally made it pic.twitter.com/w5QOObB3nP
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Disney Land @disneysamaze
The Simpsons: America's first family - bit.ly/1r2GFxC pic.twitter.com/oKKzR1lRiM
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Twitnter is Coming @OhNoSheTwitnt
If it were about my Jewish father it would be Thrifty Shades of Grey.
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Nicole @nicolexjoyce
I'm convinced people like to talk just to hear their own voice.
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jaime maas @jaimemaas
The #Disney Tradition. #Film #Values #Standards "The #Finest in #Family #Entertainment"
vimeo.com/101581710 pic.twitter.com/li7HFWNBjR
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John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
Chocolate Nutella Stuffed Pancakes. For this we fought at Iwo Jima.
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Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets
I learned the Touch of Death. Permit me to demonstrate. Lisa, shut your eyes, soon you will be at peace. pic.twitter.com/AYTgOj6GK7
7d               
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Paul McCartney @PaulMcCartney
Two years ago this week Paul headlined the Olympics Opening Ceremony #ThrowbackThursday #TBT pic.twitter.com/G0Xg2cJard
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913
Barack Obama @BarackObama
A lot has changed in five years—but the minimum wage has stayed the same. #TBT #LiveTheWage pic.twitter.com/TFodpGEmgr
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John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
pic.twitter.com/rg1sahosWj
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Mark Marusich @NoticablyBacon
I want to find an open mic that isnt a school talent show cause the groopies dont know who the fresh prince of Belair is and that upsets me
7d               
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1
CHILDHOOD RUINER @CHILDHOODRUINN
now this is art 😳 pic.twitter.com/eQSCB5tyz7
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2,071
Disney Land @disneysamaze
1973:The television special "Fifty Happy Years" (to commemorate the fiftieth anniversary of The Walt Disney Company) airs.
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The Batman @BatmanOfNight
When questioning a perp, I like to play Good Batman/Bad Batman. Here's how it works: Good Batman holds him down while Bad Batman hits him.
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Wolves At Bay @WOLVESATBAYband
Sometimes writing is the most difficult beautiful thing in the world. It is a tangled love between your mind and your heart. Just stay true
7d               
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Dustin @DiscoveryBayLog
We can add DOUBLE INDEMNITY to the list of films that are hilarious to rep cinema audiences. Primed by thinking of Wilder as comic?
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Doge @WowSuchDoge
Wow
Such wow
Much wow
How about wow? pic.twitter.com/P1YjYv9JuO
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Gabrielle Bender @_gabbss
There was a blackout in my gym today & some guy shouted "you can't stop me from these gainsss" LOL
7d               
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Megan Amram @meganamram
Is it just me, or is your social security number 632-80-1352?
7d               
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251
Jennette McCurdy @jennettemccurdy
it's always a sad moment when you realize dinner is over and there are no meals left in the day
7d               
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3,434
Jennette McCurdy @jennettemccurdy
they need to have a law on how many ice cream samples you can try because these places are really losing sales from people like me
7d               
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1,241
Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets
My knob tastes funny.
- Please refrain from tasting the knob. pic.twitter.com/lMVZnSVSFa
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can you not @sassytbh
my tan lines are insane pic.twitter.com/GX0LlpoxCc
7d               
3,288
1,996
Twitnter is Coming @OhNoSheTwitnt
"Your sister told me you're very (gigantic air quotes) successful on Twitter." -my dad
8d               
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14
Life Hacks @LifeHacksInPics
Obol, The never soggy Cereal Bowl! pic.twitter.com/jNJoNVAAG3
8d               
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88
Twitnter is Coming @OhNoSheTwitnt
No offense, Batman, but if I were 75 years old my parents would be dead too.
8d in reply to OhNoSheTwitnt               
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Twitnter is Coming @OhNoSheTwitnt
In honor of Batman's birthday I'm blaming all of my current problems on something that happened to me as a child.
8d               
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Professor Snape @_Snape_
Happy Birthday, Daniel Radcliffe pic.twitter.com/Kdzjvqn1Ks
8d               
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13,384
Twitnter is Coming @OhNoSheTwitnt
Instead of telling me I look tired I wish my coworkers would just spit on me so I could justify throat-punching them.
8d               
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Twitnter is Coming @OhNoSheTwitnt
With her history of finishing races early I don't know why anyone is surprised that Sarah Palin got a speeding ticket.
8d               
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Twitnter is Coming @OhNoSheTwitnt
I'd probably be more likable if I stopped complaining about things like employment.
8d               
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10
Twitnter is Coming @OhNoSheTwitnt
My boss just said that changes are coming and we need to "be prepared" is she gonna throw her boss off a cliff into a wildebeest stampede?
8d               
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Twitnter is Coming @OhNoSheTwitnt
So You Think You Can Make It Until Retirement
8d               
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18
Twitnter is Coming @OhNoSheTwitnt
This season of work has been pretty awful so far but I still can't wait for the series finale.
8d               
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9
SimpsonsQOTD @SimpsonsQOTD
"A gun is not a weapon, Marge, it's a tool. Like a butcher's knife or a harpoon, or...or an alligator." pic.twitter.com/8gcMOpcy97
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tom @wulsh_
My parents offered to get me a wheelchair today and that's really depressing
8d               
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Dustin Hutton @DustinHutton
"Boy are we in some hot water" - funny guy in a hot tub
8d               
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3
John Viener @mygiveup
When it comes to life, we are all temps.
8d               
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erin mallory long @erinmallorylong
I've always been tweeting. Shining joke thing. You get it.
8d               
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1
Disney Land @disneysamaze
1991:Jim Henson's Muppet*Vision 3-D film opens at Disney-MG Studios (now Disney Hollywood Studios).
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1
JunseiSynn @JunseiSynn
Lol pic.twitter.com/l6hbc8OzLQ
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Nicole @nicolexjoyce
Oh . Thats cool lay your feet all over me. @pocoloco93 pic.twitter.com/qO7xRheesN
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John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
Hey everybody in the world this would be a good time to thank Russia for making your own politicians look very very good.
8d               
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Mark Marusich @NoticablyBacon
I know tomorrow isnt Sunday but ill probably take a shower tomorrow
8d               
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1
John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
Some pols announce they're running for President w/a rally but Rick Perry gets to send Nat'l Guard troops to the US border.
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Disney Land @disneysamaze
1991:Today officially starts sales for Disney Vacation Club.
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bioreconstruct @bioreconstruct
Tower of Terror at Tokyo Disney Sea, Jan 2008. Yes, that's snow! pic.twitter.com/lxJmcQHYzP
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bioreconstruct @bioreconstruct
Structural steel nearly complete for the Tower of Terror in Florida, Oct 1992. pic.twitter.com/VQmkdxnbMX
8d               
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Brice Croskey @Progressland
Happy 20th to one of my favorite dark ride queues: Disney/MGM Studios' Tower of Terror. How I wish to go see the "Bowling Green" every time.
8d               
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1
Mark Willard @MarkWDW85
Happy 20th to the Tower of Terror! instagram.com/p/qxer6wKFxh/ #WaltDisneyWorld #TowerOfTerror #ToT20 #TwilightZone #Nikon pic.twitter.com/a4pqAusv2L
8d               
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7
Dave Holland @Daveh787
8:05pm Happy 20th Anniversary Tower of Terror! pic.twitter.com/OJoYyPfoUm
8d               
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14
Steven Miller @samhowzit
The Hollywood Tower Hotel was a star in its own right, a beacon for the show business elite. bit.ly/1r2l9p7 pic.twitter.com/G6jooQPgiL
8d               
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27
Megan Amram @meganamram
I can't afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring
9d               
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968
John Kleckner @Hejibits
pic.twitter.com/lLqkMgTQGf
9d               
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26
Q104.3 @Q1043
Oh, the sad irony. Tree Planted To Honor George Harrison Killed By Beetles. bit.ly/1rHCu86
9d               
6
6
Tom Morello @tmorello
Never apologize for the gender or music you love. #BornThisWay #LadyGaga #LoveEquality
9d               
258
164
Keating Thomas @keatingthomas
Black midgets aspire to be the Tolkien black guy in movies.
9d               
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3
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