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Anthony MMy house derp2009-03-25
@AnthonyMustache1,850 days
Why does this get 160 characters and tweets only get 140 what the fuck is this bullshit
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Men's Humor @MensHumor
Well, that's oddly specific. pic.twitter.com/6hgobeCONH
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Community @nbccommunity
Greendale SAVED! What'd you think of the #Community Season 5 finale? #SaveGreendale
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Community @nbccommunity
That's canon! #SaveGreendale pic.twitter.com/6daKeRvKVs
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Robert Punchur @RobertPunchur
#tbt to a year ago today when an academic site paid me to research and write about #poop! sparknotes.com/mindhut/2013/0…
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ThingsWhiteFolksLike @Things4WhitePpl
Pirates
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Lorissa Deetzz ⚓ @LorissaMaslow
@AnthonyMustache they're from nickelodeon lol yes I'm a child at heart haha
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Common White Girl @TypicalWhite
literally me pic.twitter.com/Lyy1nghqV1
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Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets
"This year, give her English muffins." Whatever you say, Mr. Billboard! pic.twitter.com/n6yXyoT8kv
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Mr. Bright Side @danny_el_twin
We get it, you smoke everyday. No one gives a fuck
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Gillian Jacobs @GillianJacobs
🎶Every little thing she does is magic/Every little thing I do is wrong.🎶 A fun song I sing to myself.
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Parks and Recreation @parksandrecnbc
His Majesty Ron cannot contain his excitement for tonight’s new episode. #ParksandRec pic.twitter.com/0JGiJOKOuy
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Darth Vader @DepressedDarth
This week on Extreme Makeover pic.twitter.com/fPu8U27TiY
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Disney Hipsters @DisneyHipsters
Two years into the second reign of the Orange Bird at Sunshine Tree…is he being a good leader? Yes. Tiki Tankard for the win...
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Lance+Jeff @LanceAndJeff
Can we have a Muppets Most Wanted/Orange Is The New Black crossover where Tina Fey's Nadya becomes the new warden of Litchfield?
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Drew Carey @DrewFromTV
Exactly! #DWTS RT @emitoms: What's the point of being alive if you don't at least try to do something remarkable?
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John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
The invention of Velcro didn't prove humans were getting smarter, it just proved that tying laces was too hard.
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Colin's Girl @MakingAMochrie
Colin: 'We'll be right back to our porno medical drama - Fifty Shades of Grey's Anatomy - in just a second!'

#wliia #GreatestHits
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Ron Swanson @Sir_Ron_Swanson
I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.
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no @tbhnoonecares
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
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Gary Janetti @GaryJanetti
Cancer, huh? That sucks. So what else is going on?
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Blog it All Night @blogitallnight
Backstreets.com: But if Dreams Came True, Oh, Wouldn't That Be Nice? fb.me/1oLVxNNKv
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MatzOhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt
My coworker took the last of the coffee and didn't make more so I whispered "All men must die" as he walked out and I think he heard me.
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Disney•Pixar @DisneyPixar
A new day, a new puzzle. pic.twitter.com/69Fngl1o5E
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Rex Huppke @RexHuppke
Next on Fox News: Is Obamacare causing people on Obamacare to go crazy and say they like Obamacare? Yes. Yes it is. And it must be stopped.
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MatzOhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt
I've been at the office for almost 3 hours and my phone is still at 95% battery life because I'm working so hard. Putting that on my résumé.
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Puns @omgthatspunny
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Ellen Page @EllenPage
PMS totally #cramps my style.
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Chris Regan @ChrisRRegan
Heard "haiku poet" on radio complain NYC writing community "not very supportive." How much support do you need to come up w/ 17 syllables?
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Alec Sulkin @thesulk
I guarantee my relatives cut in line on Ellis Island.
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BOSS TALK @_BOSS_TALK_
I think Courtney Love is just playin the name dropping attention whore game.
I hope Bruce had a funny reply tonight.
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Olivia Tallent @oliviatallent
Dad's award is right in the middle of our dining room table... pic.twitter.com/2FbbYBlqHf
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John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
I'd like to apologize to the entire particle physics convention for mispronouncing exotic hadrons as exotic hardons.
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Zeph Davis @Zeph_Davis
"The legend that a Greendale computer professor made love to a computer and died of the first computer virus? Sure." haha love @nbccommunity
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Anjeanette Carter @anjeanettec
I just got my blood moon. :/
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The Weather Channel @weatherchannel
Seriously, winter – it's not us, it's you. We have to move on.
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MatzOhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt
I haven't been able to even since I was in my early 20's.
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Brandon Gutermuth @UNTRESOR
I'm actually flying @USAirways on Thursday and if we don't fly into a vagina I'm going to be super pissed.
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Doge @DogeTheDog
How Wow
Very not Friday
Much Tuesday
Doge much wise pic.twitter.com/7tHnI2Yy4h
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Warren Holstein @WarrenHolstein
Can I claim loss of the will to live as a deduction?
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MatzOhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt
Ironically my Egyptian coworker is the only one who likes my Passover jokes.
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MatzOhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt
Kind of feel like a fraud celebrating the freedom of my Jewish ancestors by sitting in a cubicle.
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Bruce Springsteen @TheBoss_Songs
"The kids down there are either dancin or hooked up in a scuffle
Dressed in snakeskin suits packed with Detroit muscle."
#EStreetShuffle
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Team Thunder Road @TeamThunderRoad
Getting ready to head to COLUMBUS in the snow! We will be live tweeting the set as service allows. #BRUCEESTREET
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MatzOhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt
My cover of the Britney Spears hit "I'm a Slave 4 U" didn't go over well at the Passover Seder despite how topical it was.
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Tom Morello @tmorello
@heyjer: @tmorello favorite album artwork of all time from any artist?” Clash London calling, KISS Destroyer
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Mind Blowing Facts @urmindblown
Coolio did a stage dive in 2009 and the audience beat him and stole his shoes.
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Lou Mearngello @mearn
i'm used to watching people troll companies on Twitter, not the other way around
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Men's Humor @MensHumor
It’s amazing how long you can hold your farts at the beginning of a relationship.
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#AMillionWays @AMillionWays
Old West cooking tip: shit will always be an ingredient no matter how hard you try. #AMillionWays
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Didem Yilmaz @didem_62
She screams at the band "Do you know any Bruce Springsteen?!"
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Mark Marusich @NoticablyBacon
"The difference between my jokes and someone with a good body is that you dont have to sleep with me to get my jokes"-Me cockblocking myself
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Gary Janetti @GaryJanetti
Most of life is waiting for whatever you're at to be over.
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brian kiley @kileynoodles
Good news, that 9 month old baby in Pakistan was cleared of all murder charges. I knew he’d walk eventually.
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James Hilger @photojames
The best rides also hint at a larger world. Unexplored turns in Indy. Countless hallways and doors of Mansion. etc.
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Mara Wilson @MaraWritesStuff
Dear stores,
PUT YOUR HOURS ON YOUR WEBSITE.
Love, Mara
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Gary Janetti @GaryJanetti
CNN reports a Florida woman was dragged from her garage by bears. In their defense the bears were on spring break and totally fucked up.
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Bill Mc7 @BillMc7
Daddy, where do airplanes come from? Well, son, when an airplane and a woman love each other very much...
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Dan Schneider @DanWarp
This week marks the 20 YR ANNIVERSARY of All That's premiere in 1994! To celebrate #AllThat20Years week, I'll be posting NEW PICS every day!
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Rex Huppke @RexHuppke
"Well, you see, son, sometimes when a toy airplane and a woman love each other very much..."

Thanks for nothing, US Airways.
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Red Forman @RedFormanParody
When my time comes, I wanna be buried face down. So anyone who doesn't like me, can kiss my ass
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Community @nbccommunity
TOMATO
#Community
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Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets
Marge, how could you let me let myself go like this?
- Me? I'm not the one who puts butter in your coffee. pic.twitter.com/VNIFM9Ytrm
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Alicia Troiani @aliciaa_marieee
Don't want to go to work
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Betty F*ckin' White @BettyFckinWhite
I'm starting to think Jay Z doesn't actually have 99 problems.
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Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets
Oh, I see! Then I guess everything's wrapped up in a neat little package! pic.twitter.com/O1tQvsoMTC
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Megan Amram @meganamram
So awkward - today's the ONE day i forgot to smear my doorpost with lamb's blood
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no @tbhjuststop
another childhood tv star.. 😔 pic.twitter.com/oh2rcmQyn5
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MatzOhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt
Brodors before Hodors
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Mark Marusich @NoticablyBacon
I switched churches because i found a church that gives out free pizza on Thursdays.... I literally sold my soul for pizza
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God @TheTweetOfGod
The next time I create mankind I'll conduct an environmental impact study first.
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Colin's Girl @MakingAMochrie
'Just discovered the meaning of life. Dictionaries are so helpful.' #ColinMochrie
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College Student @ColIegeStudent
My excuse for when I'm late to class pic.twitter.com/MVBfKy9Qq1
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MatzOhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt
My favorite part of Twitter is when nobody can take a fucking joke.
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Michael Scaramuzzo @mpscaramuzzo
Woke up with Tom Petty music stuck in my head this morning.
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Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit
Joffrey Baratheon was one of our worst Republican presidents.
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MatzOhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt
I'm 31 which is dead in dog years.
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MatzOhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt
My boss scheduled a meeting for 7:45 AM. That's it. That's the entire joke.
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Mike @mike_palmieri
No school means the easiest commute ever.
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MatzOhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt
Sometimes I forget why I go to work at all but then I remember money.
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Blog it All Night @blogitallnight
@AnthonyMustache I thought it was very good. Exceeded my expectations
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The Simpsons @TheSimpsons
"Your father & I are going to try and make it work again... like a classic rockband whose hold-out member finally needs money." #thesimpsons
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The Simpsons @TheSimpsons
Bart: Hey what did I do?
Marge: Nothing... for 30 years! You're perfect for each other!
#thesimpsons
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The Simpsons @TheSimpsons
How many @HomerJSimpsons does it take to make toast? #thesimpsons pic.twitter.com/ZHq8Qqze2O
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Anonymous @YourAnonNews
Every day this week days is gonna be the same backwards:

4/13/14
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4/15/14
4/16/14
4/17/14
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Blog it All Night @blogitallnight
American Beauty and Mary Mary so far. They sounded great! American Beauty sounded like Frankie Fell in Love and Mary Mary like Leah.
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Mind Blowing Facts @urmindblown
JFK ordered over 1,000 Cuban cigars for personal use right before he made them illegal.
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EPCOT Explorer @EPCOTExplorer
The Great Movie Trailer Ride #DisneyATickets
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Lou Mearngello @mearn
I still find it crazy that the Traveling Wilburys happened
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Robert Walsh @BDRobWalsh
Sometimes it's worth it to do really stupid things.
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On This Day In Film @onthisdayinfilm
13 Apr 1964, the 36th Academy Awards, Sidney Poitier became the first black person to win a Best Actor Oscar #TCMFF pic.twitter.com/zBDtT8Xf7F
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Progress City @ProgressCityUSA
I wonder what the weirdest thing they found when they drained the moat was
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
"History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce" pic.twitter.com/mNT5i2Md68
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Drew Carey @DrewFromTV
Hmmmm ;) #DWTS RT @TV_Exposed: Timeline of Walt Disney Animated Movies. pic.twitter.com/SUdPgng9KJ
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ScreenCrush @screencrushnews
Harrison Ford doing what he does best during his Reddit AMA: pic.twitter.com/rwUbDToMDC
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Billy Crystal @BillyCrystal
Raised 1mil for Ali Parkinson Cntr in Phoenix with RDeniro and JTorre
last night. Great friends to help a great man.
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Disney @Disney
"Anything for you, Mary Poppins. You're our favorite person." pic.twitter.com/7AkrLarfaF
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Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets
Don't be alarmed Apu. Just go about your daily routine like I'm not wearing the hat. pic.twitter.com/xuhZLv3bCe
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Mara Wilson @MaraWritesStuff
Just assume no one on the internet understands sarcasm or has your brilliant, nuanced sense of humor, OK?
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Mara Wilson @MaraWritesStuff
Hey teens! Don't say something online A) that could be taken as a threat, or B) you wouldn't want your grandma or a future employer to see.
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Just Jackie, I guess @brkgnews
In light of the stellar work on #cosmos, I've decided to give Epcot to @neiltyson and @SethMacFarlane. You may pick it up at your leisure.
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Colin's Girl @MakingAMochrie
Colin: 'Our top story today: a national study shows that balding men make the best lovers.' #wliia #weirdnewscasters
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Joan Rivers @Joan_Rivers
Michael Jackson has a new album coming, five years after his death. The first single is “Man in the Mausoleum.”
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Dates in Movies @DatesInMovies
Apr 13th 1994 - 20 years ago @BenAffleck's Shannon Hamilton screwed Tricia Jones in an uncomfortable place in @ThatKevinSmith's #Mallrats
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MattyTalks @mattytalks
"Is this the club?" ~ last words of a baby seal
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Zzzzzzzzz @ZacharyKatz1
Why must I be so awkward
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ABFoundation @ABFalecbaldwin
A HARD DAYS NIGHT.

The film that served as the crucible for our modern take on stardom.
@thebeatles
@tcmfilmfest
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kaitlyn wojcik @KadyWojo
Anthony is the best. #Anthony instagram.com/p/mtyvAORuaG/
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Ron Swanson @Sir_Ron_Swanson
Son, don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.
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Keating Thomas @keatingthomas
Girls who say they're a hot mess are usually giving themselves too much credit on the first part.
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Jennette McCurdy @jennettemccurdy
The coolest part about waking up early is nothing.
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MatzOhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt
My phone gives me a low battery alert as if I didn't notice 70% battery ago.
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The Batman @BatmanOfNight
New idea for a TV show. It's called "Gotham Shore." Basically the same as Jersey Shore except I shatter the cast's kneecaps.
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Jim Carrey @JimCarrey
You are under my control. After you read this twt I comand you to look up move around eat things and make sounds. Resistance is futile! ?8^]
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MatzOhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt
Instagram is down I forgot what the sky looks like what do I do
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Rob Fee @robfee
Instagram is down so please pray for all the baristas working so hard to make coffee foam hearts that will never be shared with the world.
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MatzOhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt
House to myself until Wednesday. Gonna invite over some nobody and throw some wild naps.
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Anonymous @YourAnonNews
We are currently experiencing technical difficulties!
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Anthony @MyMomzMistakev2
He is watching breaking bad
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Anthony @MyMomzMistakev2
I hope no one unfollows him because im being annoying
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Anthony @MyMomzMistakev2
Im sure he will delete all these tweets
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Anthony @MyMomzMistakev2
Now im just pointlessly tweeting about absolutely nothing
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Anthony @MyMomzMistakev2
I think my first tweet made it sound like he has a bf
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Anthony @MyMomzMistakev2
This is anthonys girlfriend btw
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Anthony @MyMomzMistakev2
I love you baby ❤️
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Anthony @MyMomzMistakev2
So hi twitter
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Anthony @MyMomzMistakev2
My boyfriend has my phone so ill just tweet from his
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Megan Amram @meganamram
"it's not Adam and you, it's Adam and me" - eve breaking up with Steve
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Mark Marusich @NoticablyBacon
Personal politics a side, if Barrack Obama Rt'd any thing that I tweeted, I think i would lose my mind. I'd put it on my resume
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sandy smith @skye_daydreamer
Myst is beyond ratchet!
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Common White Girl @TypicalWhite
Anna Kendrick is everything 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/qacfIrXfeO
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Bill Farmer @GoofyBill
Fun friends at the Happiest Place On Earth! pic.twitter.com/TrIWUfOUnh
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John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
In 2016 America celebrates 240 yrs of independence from inherited power w/a presidential race btw Ron Paul's son & Bill Clinton's wife.
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Drake and Josh @DrakeJoshQuotez
pic.twitter.com/vQjUFlo8M3
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TLDR Wikipedia @tldrwiki
Electoral College: pic.twitter.com/KRM46PVTfa
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First World Pains @FirstWorldPains
I hate being overweight, but the one thing I hate more than being overweight is exercising.
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Jeremy Rowley @Jeremy_Rowley
"Babylonia or Bible-onia? Am I right guys?" --Jesus trying stand-up
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Gabrielle Bender @_gabbss
If you're ever fighting w/ your bf just get up & walk away.. They can't resist da booootyyy
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SimpsonsQOTD @SimpsonsQOTD
"Ooh, sounds delish! Let me just toss some jeans on and – wait a minute! Who is this?!" pic.twitter.com/hfe71IqO99
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Bruce Springsteen @TheBoss_Songs
"Well I got this guitar
And I learned how to make it talk
And my car's out back
If you're ready to take that long walk." #springsteen
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can u not @tbhplzstop
why do white girls walk in odd numbers?

because they can't even
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Olivia Tallent @oliviatallent
Band kids. ❤️ #RRHOF2014 pic.twitter.com/lKiZyEilOk
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Jessica Rabbit @Franciechan
i got approved for my first credit card~
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Robert Punchur @RobertPunchur
It's not arson if I saw a bug.
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Rex Huppke @RexHuppke
There's a small section in Paul Ryan's budget plan that makes it legal for the Koch brothers to hunt poors.
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Adam Scott @mradamscott
I am one week late but my god the GI Joe episode of Community is perfect
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erin mallory long @erinmallorylong
Gonna start submitting my twitter account as my resume. So, be cool, everyone!
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Shannon Ryan @shannyryan
Barely even friends then somebody bends
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Anne Haines @annehaines
E! STREET! BAND! E! STREET! BAND! E! STREET! BAND! #rrhof2014 <3 <3 <3
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Stan Goldstein @Stan_Goldstein
Bruce says Davey Sancious was the only BAND member who lived on E Street.
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Ed Lee @smedlee
Hello this is 911 what is your emergency or joke tweet
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brian kiley @kileynoodles
Even though I’m bald, I still take the little shampoo bottles from my hotel room. #nevergiveup
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Brandon Gutermuth @UNTRESOR
Stephen Colbert
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Zimmer @z1mm3r
Whoa hey my band's gonna be the house band for Colbert's late night show, that was fast.
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Super Mario Facts @SuperMarioFact
3rd level difficulty: The hot dog is large and requires about three bites to eat.
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Olivia Tallent @oliviatallent
Apologies in advance for all the pictures that will be taken today...😁
7d               
39
1
Jeremy Rowley @Jeremy_Rowley
Dyslexic pedophiles wander into Forever 21 thinking it's Forever 12.
8d               
4
2
hulu @hulu
Meet Pac. He helps ghosts but he can't help himself pic.twitter.com/V6GBtV98Z7. Watch the "Deadbeat" pilot: hulu.tv/p6V
8d               
111
40
Rob Fee @robfee
We’ve lost Macho Man Randy Savage, Paul Bearer, & The Ultimate Warrior all on Obama’s watch. How much more can America possibly take?
9d               
341
231
Chris Regan @ChrisRRegan
What are these "livable" cities I've heard tell of?
9d               
7
3
Seth Green @SethGreen
Can we talk about this awesome episode of #Community for a minute? #NerdPorn pic.twitter.com/KKu6iLzUmy
9d               
734
256
Jessica Pifalo @Oh_that_jpiff
Joey Tuesday > Class. I clearly have my priorities in order. 😏
9d               
2
Common White Girl @TypicalWhite
WHO DID THIS 😂😭 pic.twitter.com/nltllaGH5f
9d               
406
273
Doge @DogeTheDog
Wow
So shiburrito
Much yum
Pls dont eat pic.twitter.com/NpFaJU3uwC
9d               
1,857
1,736
HighSchoolConfession @HSConfessionaI
"Our school play "Hairspray" was canceled because we don't have enough black people." -Zionsville HS
9d               
1,299
217
John C. @Formu1fan
I've fallen in love with community #SixSeasonsandamovie
9d               
158
31
MatzOhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt
Instead of equal pay can I just work 77% as hard as my male counterparts?
9d               
150
71
Mind Blowing Facts @urmindblown
There are 17 people alive today who were born in the 1800s - 16 of them are female
9d               
418
180
Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe
All the professors who held class outside were also fucking students.
9d               
171
38
REGINA GEORGE @ItsReginaG
this dude really said "life man, just life" 😂✊ pic.twitter.com/yh5xVOYNXG
9d               
4,451
2,608
Josh Peck @PortableShua
Life isn't all Gushers and GameCube
9d               
4,485
3,177
Kayla Flanagan @Kayla__Flanagan
@KaleyCuoco I think I have to wait til she's done going through this issue of @Cosmopolitan... #CosmoKaley pic.twitter.com/FJHrXAQPrW
9d in reply to KaleyCuoco               
115
13
jeffheimbuch @jeffheimbuch
Great shot of the Mark Twain and Tom Sawyer Island in the early days of Disneyland pic.twitter.com/Ls3Zzu7hbl
9d               
9
4
MatzOhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt
If I didn't have a job I would just complain about being broke so
9d               
43
6
Matty Ice @MSavageXIV
I still chills watching the final 8 of Breaking Bad
10d               
4
Julianna Forlano @JuliannaForlano
Who's library is this? Oh yea! Mine! pic.twitter.com/s05VzUj43Q
10d               
1
Danny Zuker @DannyZuker
"Guys we're not just selling headphones, we're selling heart phones," is what I'd say to fire up my employees if I owned a headphone store.
10d               
93
15
Drake and Josh @DrakeJoshQuotez
pic.twitter.com/auHmtAHjLw
10d               
1,134
539
Gary Janetti @GaryJanetti
Your inspirational quote is just further proof why you're alone.
10d               
582
342
Lance+Jeff @LanceAndJeff
How old does Disney think I am? pic.twitter.com/mH5PvH1uJe
10d               
9
1
The Batman @BatmanOfNight
Ok, Breaking Bad. Last chance to have Batman show up and string Walter White to a floodlight for the Albuquerque Police Commissioner.
10d               
12
8
Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets
Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
- Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem? pic.twitter.com/IKN23QJOAP
10d               
274
343
Joan Rivers @Joan_Rivers
James Franco hit on an underage girl on Instagram. What a clever way to get yourself in Woody Allen's next film.
10d               
812
527
erin mallory long @erinmallorylong
I can only relate to celebrity deaths that relate to The Simpsons.
11d               
13
2
Brandon Gutermuth @UNTRESOR
I really don't care who wins the game of thrones as long as everybody had fun out there.
11d               
725
366
Allyson @allysonmarie81
Started in the womb and now I'm here
11d               
1
Drake and Josh @DrakeJoshQuotez
pic.twitter.com/JEY0qF2UVs
11d               
1,656
969
Brian Braunstein @Brianlikewafels
Why do teenage girls always hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.
11d               
1
3
Hank Azaria @HankAzaria
I'm wiggum lou and snake-- when we shot this I had to spend 3 days in that treehouse
11d               
61
14
erin mallory long @erinmallorylong
Ah yes the 'ol did-I-take-off-my-bikini-bottoms-with-my-shorts-oh-no-I-didn't panic. We meet again.
11d               
11
1
BiTCH @An_niee
QUEEEENNNNNNN pic.twitter.com/v6oKfLT2x0
11d               
3
1
Taco Bell @TacoBell
No one knows me like Taco Bell.
11d               
4,051
3,383
College Student @ColIegeStudent
College: where you have absolutely nothing to do for a month and then all of the sudden you have 4 exams and 2 papers due in one week
11d               
6,041
8,093
Aerosmith @Aerosmith
The Train Kept a Rollin' #LetRockRule #AerosmithApril8 #Aerosmith pic.twitter.com/dirKnwzRZC
11d               
334
196
Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets
The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor! pic.twitter.com/kUo5fAvpZ0
11d               
209
220
edgarwright @edgarwright
Just so you know how hardcore I am. I like to put a whole packet of Emergen-C in the smallest amount of water possible. Yeah, be impressed.
11d               
437
165
Disney @Disney
♫ They’ll fall in love and here’s the bottom line: our trio’s down to two. ♫ #TheLionKing pic.twitter.com/31T3Rf4JTC
11d               
1,601
892
Disney D23 @DisneyD23
Ye come seekin' adventure and salty ol' pirates, eh? Join D23 to get gold— a Gold Membership! spr.ly/60129Een pic.twitter.com/f7sc951PGz
11d               
32
10
no @tbhnoonecares
*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*
11d               
1,254
1,258
Bill Mc7 @BillMc7
The 1 dentist outta 5 that doesn't recommend sugarless gum has a business degree.
11d               
108
35
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