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Anthony MMy house derp2009-03-25
@AnthonyMustache1,982 days
Why does this get 160 characters and tweets only get 140 what the fuck is this bullshit
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
Sure!! RT @BinaryPenguin: @EverySimpsons Can we get some new commercials for the #EverySimpsonsEver marathon?
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Zimmer @z1mm3r
@AnthonyMustache I was gonna go tonight but just got home from Maryland.
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Disney Hipsters @DisneyHipsters
I guess we have to see Fantasmic now. #macandcheesebreadcone #holdthebacon
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Cecelia @ceceliamcc
@AnthonyMustache uve got lolly gagger written all over u 😂
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Little Miss Sunshine @Hollyyx3
At the end of the day, I'm at peace. Because my intentions were always good and my heart is pure.
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Cecelia @ceceliamcc
Lolly gaggers man, all they do is lolly gag
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Megan Amram @meganamram
I thought I saw The Hamburglar on the street but it was just some other hamburglar
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
We're here for you. RT @mistapoulson: I love that I can just turn on the TV and The Simpsons is already playing. #EverySimpsonsEver
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Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets
Okay, you're you, I'm me.
- I'm...me?
- Hey, don't jerk me around fella. pic.twitter.com/nUgDoDFV3R
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Melissa Rauch @MelissaRauch
I'm spending a disturbing amount of mental energy contemplating all the joys that lie ahead from this Full House reboot
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Homer J. Simpson @HomerJSimpson
What a once-in-a-lifetime honor it was for Mick Jagger and Keith Richards to meet me. pic.twitter.com/NH2hzsBfzY
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The Simpsons TV Show @TheSimpsons_TV
Best line ever...

#EverySimpsonsEver #TheSimpsonsMarathon pic.twitter.com/xMKqeyrpR7
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kaitlyn wojcik @KadyWojo
...well @AnthonyMustache pic.twitter.com/PWTTdJk33o
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Kyle @_kyleboy21
@EverySimpsons "I think we should look at her research before we condemn her entirely. [short pause] I haven't said anything for a while."
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Homer J. Simpsons @HoJSimpsons
This cartoon version of the "Grinch" is terrible! Where's the 90 minutes of Grinch backstory?! Where's the Clint Howard?!
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
"How long have I been out here?" -Homer / "All night. You were yelling at the swings." -Bart / "I was? But I love the swings!" -Homer
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Megan Amram @meganamram
Tattooed a captcha above my vagina so i never accidentally sleep with a spam bot AGAIN
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Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe
"Stop calling me 'The Statue of Liberty'! I have a name! It's Jean!"
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Homer J. Simpsons @HoJSimpsons
At church, I prayed for Thanksgiving to come back. When I got home I found some turkey skin under the trash can liner. Thank you, God!
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Sam Bridegroom @sambridegroom
And the education begins. Time to graduate from Spongebob. #SimpsonsSelfie #EverySimpsonsEver @EverySimpsons pic.twitter.com/BZqdEghFSD
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John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
Keep supporting trickle-down, it's working. #tcot #p2 pic.twitter.com/wIm2iB8znK
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John Viener @mygiveup
Did summer even happen? Oh, and did my life happen?
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Jeff Brown @kalsec
#EverySimpsonsEver is the greatest programming decision in TV history. We need a #TheSimpsons Channel!
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
"Dad, I love you. If it were up to me, you would never die. But try telling that to Killy McGee up there." -Homer #EverySimpsonsEver
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Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn
It might rain. Or it might not. Who the fuck knows?

--every weather forecast ever
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Michelle @RageMichelle
Coworker: You're eating SOUP for lunch? It's so HOT out.
Me: You mean here in the building where there is A/C?
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Wil Wheaton @wilw
Hank Scorpio is my copilot.
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
She doesn't look a day over 8! #EverySimpsonsEver pic.twitter.com/yRGsoQnDBF
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
Hope you made that friend proud. RT @atleve: A friend posted this on my FB wall! HAHAHA!!! #EverySimpsonsEver pic.twitter.com/rOt3MBk0rH
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Joan Rivers @Joan_Rivers
Celine Dion’s asking $72 million for her Florida home. For that you get 5 bathrooms and the promise of never hearing the Titanic song again.
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Twitnter is Coming @OhNoSheTwitnt
I feel like the Every Simpsons Ever marathon should be a federal holiday.
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BleedingGumsMearnphy @mearn
omg they took my favorite cereal and made it a candy pic.twitter.com/IChNpatSEt
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Homer J. Simpsons @HoJSimpsons
I'm having a hard time working on my New Year's resolutions. I just can't think of any after "Continue To Be Awesome".
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
"Who is that? Why, it's Bart Simpson! Hello, Bart! He's just shy because I've tried to kill him so many times." -Sideshow Bob
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no @tbhnoonecares
AP= advanced procrastinators
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
#EverySimpsonsEver pic.twitter.com/0rWxDQWCKg
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EPCOT Explorer @EPCOTExplorer
Debating on finally using my EPCOT 1982 window cling for my office window. I'd hate to lose it, though. Hmmmm. pic.twitter.com/aWpgmrKTU8
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Pimp B. Clinton @PimpBillClinton
Congrats Maleficent err....Lorde for that big win! #VMAs
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Bridger Winegar @bridger_w
Most people don't realize this, but there's actually a lot of money to be made in scamming your friends and family out of money
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
"Oh, I see. When it's one of my schemes, you can't foil it fast enough. But when Cecil tries to kill you, it's hopeless." -Sideshow Bob
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
"You don't have to worry about me, brother. I'm all murdered out." -Sideshow Bob #EverySimpsonsEver
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gooby @imgooby
kanye: i luv u
kim: i luv u 2
kanye: i wuz talkin 2 me
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no plz @tbhplzdont
think about that pic.twitter.com/AIezMAVQQd
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
Absolutely! Dr. Nick will write you a note! RT @MeghanMonaco: Can we use the marathon as excuse to call in sick at work?#EverySimpsonsEver
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Natestradamus @jeebus_unit
Day 4 of #EverySimpsonsEver and I have the sudden urge to eat a can of Nuts & Gum. pic.twitter.com/Z37aMpwbe6
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
"Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know. Way richer than Lenny." -Homer #EverySimpsonsEver
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
"This may take a while, Smithers. Why don't you get drunk and stumble around comically for my amusement?" -Mr. Burns #EverySimpsonsEver
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
#EverySimpsonsEver pic.twitter.com/iSK2uA6fqj
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Dustin Hutton @DustinHutton
"Well then call me Tom Petty cuz I won't back down"- Terrible line to use before a fight
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Jenna Mourey/Marbles @Jenna_Marbles
My neighbors have like 8 cars and they're really starting to piss me off with their driveway blocking antics.
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Josh Weinstein @Joshstrangehill
Pure "Pulp Fiction"! It's amazing how Springfield has so many characters, there's always the perfect ones to choose for a movie parody...
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
"Aurora Borealis? This time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized in your kitchen?" -Superintendent Chalmers
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Jessica Rabbit @Franciechan
had the worst charlie horse ever 911111111
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
"This year I invested in pumpkins... I got a feeling they're going to peak right around July." -Homer
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Josh Weinstein @Joshstrangehill
Interestingly, Australians did not get mad at us for this depiction of their leaders.
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Futurama Quotes @FuturamaQs
#Bender pic.twitter.com/myjTe8F86h
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Mara Wilson @MaraWritesStuff
The bars near me are showing sports and car racing and the news and not the FXX #EverySimpsonsEver because they're WRONG
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Scar @GrumpyScar
I do this thing where I'll think about my breathing and start breathing weird then forget how to breathe and end up killing Mufasa.
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REGINA GEORGE @ItsReginaG
I hope I made these pot brownies right pic.twitter.com/VP2cMkn3fi
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Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5
I've turned down several activities today because I said I was, "Competing in a marathon." Haven't mentioned it's The Simpsons one on FXX.
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
#EverySimpsonsEver pic.twitter.com/Si0a4IOMHc
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Christopher Smith @UprDec
1991: Simpsons on the air
1995: Simpsons on VCR
2001: Simpsons on DVD
2007: Simpsons on DVR
2014: Simpsons on the air
#EverySimpsonsEver
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Elton John @EltonJohnLyrics
Crocodile Rocking is something shocking when your feet just can't keep still.
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
"Little girl, I’ve had lots of jobs in my day. Whale hunter, seal clubber, president of the Fox Network." -Mr. Blackheart
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Twitnter is Coming @OhNoSheTwitnt
Feel pretty guilty for cheating on The Simpsons marathon with things like work and sleep.
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
#EverySimpsonsEver pic.twitter.com/BqXvMkqfrF
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BleedingGumsMearnphy @mearn
I've seen them all a dozen times but there's something about everyone watching these old Simpsons episodes together that makes it better
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
"Grampa, how'd you get your underwear off without taking off your pants?" -Lisa

"I don't know." -Grampa
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BleedingGumsMearnphy @mearn
they pay me $800 a week to tell a cat and mouse what to do
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JunseiSynn @JunseiSynn
Its easier to offend an ignorant mind then it is to offend an intelligent mind. That should tell us something.
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
"Alright, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you. But let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer." -Homer
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
#EverySimpsonsEver pic.twitter.com/9EYoif0fOF
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Disney Land @disneysamaze
Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by. –Jack Sparrow
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Jenna Mourey/Marbles @Jenna_Marbles
@ilovetmills: @Jenna_Marbles I'm listening too like pic.twitter.com/xxxeyUCNAN” 😂😂
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BleedingGumsMearnphy @mearn
Seasoned french fries at Walt Disney World? At least three different cuts available on property? Lee Cockerell's gotta be fuming
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SimpsonsQOTD @SimpsonsQOTD
"Which ones the mouse?"
"Itchy."
"Itchy's a jerk." pic.twitter.com/dQCSm7osYC
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
#EverySimpsonsEver. pic.twitter.com/eIL6TgIfrq
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erin mallory long @erinmallorylong
#EverySimpsonsEver instagram.com/p/sAZUjVr1bC/
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Futurama Quotes @FuturamaQs
#Bender pic.twitter.com/mdXVU5n4EF
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
Yup RT @lekeithlewis: The irony of Springfield Youth turning off cartoons to socialize is not lost on me, @EverySimpsons #simpsonsmarathon
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Disney Land @disneysamaze
2001:
The official groundbreaking ceremony for Walt Disney's original
Laugh-O-Gram Studio Building in downtown Kansas City takes place.
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Darth Vader @DepressedDarth
SPOILER ALERT: I kill Obi-Wan
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
Three cheers for the #WesternHemisphere! #EverySimpsonsEver
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
RT @Nib92: #EverySimpsonsEver I took two weeks off for the marathon, or in Olive Garden’s words "was fired” #ThatsDedication
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College Student @ColIegeStudent
I nominate @charliesheen for #PayMyTuitionChallenge pic.twitter.com/b3LqVB0sj1
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Disney Cruise Line @DisneyCruise
We reuse AC unit condensation to clean the outer decks of our ships, saving millions of gallons of fresh water yearly #DCLFunFact
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Common White Girl @TypicalWhite
YES pic.twitter.com/XoEuGZgoAL
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
#EverySimpsonsEver pic.twitter.com/8nrVHYFlKX
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M@ @Mampersat
.#EverySimpsonsEver Soon my kids will understand all my references... Simpsons education in effect
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
"Hey, Flanders, it’s no use praying. I already did the same thing, and we can’t both win." -Homer #EverySimpsonsEver
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no plz @tbhplzdont
Instagram:
Ice bucket
Ice bucket
Ice bucket
It's not goodbye it's see you later
Ice bucket
Ice bucket
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
Making history, every episode. #EverySimpsonsEver pic.twitter.com/udNaSgYEKY
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Bad Advice Dog @BadAdviceDog
Instead of pouring water on yourself during the ice bucket challenge pour gasoline on yourself and light yourself on fire
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Dolan @ActuallyAmDolan
pic.twitter.com/qEK4Izn3Ao
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
Mmmmm…forbidden profits. RT @theleanover: Congrats on 27 years of continued profitability! @TheSimpsons pic.twitter.com/uT00M6FLOp
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Men's Humor @MensHumor
Let that just sink in... pic.twitter.com/pZS4eXquxO
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YA BOY BILL NYE @yaboybillnye
How does NASA organize a party?

They planet
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REGINA GEORGE @ItsReginaG
Spencer is me pic.twitter.com/y5JeILYrGN
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Keating Thomas @keatingthomas
Here's why I don't date vegan girls: because my semen comes from an animal.
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Doge @WowSuchDoge
Wow
Such tired
So tucked in
Many bedtime stories
Much sweet dreams pic.twitter.com/Us2LObe6z8
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Guy Codes @codesforguys
Atleast he brought it back pic.twitter.com/Z0ztvjaNIo
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
#EverySimpsonsEver is continuing now...excellent. Check out what's coming now from 2-6pm EST. pic.twitter.com/kF5DY8JByM
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Keith Adams @BigBrother1988
@EverySimpsons but first let me a #SimpsonsSelfie pic.twitter.com/yD1zMKFXkz
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The Simpsons @TheSimpsons
The first family of television. #thesimpsons pic.twitter.com/vNarI21jbe
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Twitnter is Coming @OhNoSheTwitnt
Saying certain seasons of the Simpsons are "bad" is like saying certain Victoria's Secret models are "ugly."
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Abraham Lincoln @Mr_Lincoln
Today in 1858, Lincoln and Stephen A. Douglas hold their first debate in the U.S. Senate campaign. Meet in Ottawa, IL.
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erin mallory long @erinmallorylong
Look, I'm a modern gal. It's 2014, I'm at work and my husband is at home watching The Simpsons marathon and texting me about it while I cry.
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Twitnter is Coming @OhNoSheTwitnt
The weirdest thing I've noticed about living in the South is that when people mention "the gun show" they're not talking about their biceps.
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College Student @ColIegeStudent
You have 24 hours pic.twitter.com/F0BiVyXwmq
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
“Lisa, get away from that Jazzman!” -Marge #EverySimpsonsEver
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Uninteresting Tweets @NottInteresting
Dropping ice in your water helps keep it cold. Please RT to raise awareness. Thank you.
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Homer J. Simpson @HomerJSimpson
Being stuck like this gives me the rare chance to reflect on memories of the many events in my life. Stupid life!
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Alex @Imagineer2017
Yet more proof that Disney controls the weather.
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Alex @Imagineer2017
*WDW posts pic of a double rainbow over Cinderella Castle on Facebook* actual comment: " Is there anything those Imagineers can't do?"
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erin mallory long @erinmallorylong
It's been 10 years since I brought back "duh." You're welcome, everybody.
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God @TheTweetOfGod
Rainbows are My way of reminding humanity of three things:
1. They’re here.
2. They’re queer.
3. Get used to it.
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Barrett @BarrettWeed
I get really nervous when I think people can hear my music on the subway. Because that would be mortifying.
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Homer J. Simpson @HomerJSimpson
It all starts at 10AM tomorrow! By 'it" I mean another day of skipping work and going to Moe's.
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Micah Hirsh @MicahHirsh
@TheJohnDiMaggio @AnthonyMustache I'm still waiting for them to announce The Futurama Ride.
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Doge @OhDoges
RT IF WOW
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Homer J. Simpson @HomerJSimpson
An amazing 278 hours over 12 straight days. That's how long I've gone without strangling Bart. #ProudPapa
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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
#Cosmos pic.twitter.com/tAzYPn2lOq
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Gabrielle Bender @_gabbss
If I say I didn't enjoy saying "cripple coming through" to make room for my mom I would be a liar
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God @TheTweetOfGod
Enough with the friggin' ice buckets already.
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Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
@SimpsonsArchive #EverySimpsonsEver is upon us. WE NEED YOUR HELP. Are you ready? pic.twitter.com/U5M8LEtuQG
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Mark Willard @MarkWDW85
"Back! Back! Over the falls!" secure.flickr.com/photos/markwdw… #Disney #WaltDisneyWorld #photography #Nikon #Epcot #Maelstrom pic.twitter.com/MPUmiSa2NK
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John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
I'm dumping a bucket of ALS on my head to raise awareness of the water shortage.
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EPCOT Explorer @EPCOTExplorer
If you really want to melt your brain, watch how Splash's flume loops thru the facade and into the show bldg while going AROUND the WDWRR.
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Chris Velazquez @brilliantorange
Cops in #Ferguson not wearing badges so if everybody dressed like a cop and ordered them around that would be a good gag.
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Homer J. Simpson @HomerJSimpson
I'm preparing for a record-breaking marathon. I'm gonna spend the next week tossing out all 552 of my Dad's Dean Martin albums.
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Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets
Please don't tell anyone how I live. pic.twitter.com/Eicfjh10y7
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Allyson @allysonmarie81
THEY CLOSED MICKEY AND MINNIES HOUSE THAT WAS MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD HOLY SHIT
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The Batman @BatmanOfNight
Alfred, I know you SAID "Two and a Half Men DVDs" but my brain kept hearing "new mop." And wouldn't ya know it, I lost the receipt. Oops.
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Alec Sulkin @thesulk
My great grandfather's death certificate. Always nice to see what your family was known for. pic.twitter.com/3aHu480bH8
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Travon Free @Travon
I figured it out! If you want the media talking about #MikeBrown you have do something like start the "Unarmed Bullet Challenge".
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Jeff McClelland @JeffMcClelland
@TheJohnDiMaggio @AnthonyMustache JD's not fooling anyone with this coy reply. Of course #Futurama will be back. It is inevitable.
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pierebel @pierebel
@TheJohnDiMaggio @AnthonyMustache I don't know if I could take another season finale. They've all been so emotional
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John DiMaggio @TheJohnDiMaggio
@AnthonyMustache: @TheJohnDiMaggio So you think Futurama will ever be back? (Not counting the Simpsons crossover)” maybe
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REGINA GEORGE @ItsReginaG
John wasn't having it 👏 pic.twitter.com/ATzTyFXrlB
9d               
1,776
737
Bread Foster @BreadFoster
I stand by my last joke, not because I'm a misogynist, because snap chat is narcissistic and terrible.
9d               
12
3
Ellen Page @EllenPage
Sometimes you need a fucking carnival
@evanrachelwood pic.twitter.com/xmWs54hM4w
9d               
2,223
501
God @TheTweetOfGod
When a sentence begins "The unarmed black man was" and ends with "at least six times", the verb in the middle is usually not "hugged".
9d               
4,598
5,205
Wil Wheaton @wilw
If this is how the police in #Ferguson behave when they know the world is watching, what do they do the rest of the time?
9d               
4,032
5,773
Bill Mc7 @BillMc7
Oops. No one told you? We're now supporting people stung by jellyfish. And this is a bucket of urine.
9d               
58
16
BleedingGumsMearnphy @mearn
are we all posting selfies right now or something pic.twitter.com/VQMcCiqCJ3
10d               
7
3
Twitnter is Coming @OhNoSheTwitnt
Watching the Breaking Bad marathon. I bet Heisenberg didn't give a shit about Mondays.
10d               
54
8
Bridger Winegar @bridger_w
At first, I blamed myself for my neighbor's death, but after a while, the police did, too
10d               
1,028
237
Robert Walsh @BDRobWalsh
New Idea: In order to emulate the "ice bucket challenge" success, bring back the Harlem Shake and use it to raise money for Parkinson's.
10d               
6
2
Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets
Was President Lincoln okay?
- He was fine. Go home Ralph. pic.twitter.com/ZWkkjnxBvX
10d               
268
259
Travon Free @Travon
More @TheOnion brilliance. pic.twitter.com/LG6GvNIQgi
10d               
113
59
Bruce Springsteen BR @SpringsteenBR
When Scooter and the Big Man bust this city in half with a Tenth Avenue freeze-out. pic.twitter.com/a6eXK4yJBo
10d               
6
1
Megan Amram @meganamram
Ariel is a terrible role model for little girls, her thighs touch like crazy
10d               
1,821
674
Jake Weisman @weismanjake
Romeo and Juliet would have been an insufferable couple on Facebook
10d               
235
84
Disneyland Resort @Disneyland
"Why do we have to grow up?" - Walt Disney pic.twitter.com/5Q1nO6ymIe
10d               
1,910
1,413
cegoodman2 @cegoodman2
pic.twitter.com/xUNKMNengr
10d               
5
1
Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
Only 4 days left. Cue ominous sax music. #EverySimpsonsEver pic.twitter.com/AMVKLp7Hao
10d               
58
58
hamjenkinsIII @hamjenkinsIII
Me IRL pic.twitter.com/zQ3nz22B4i
10d               
4
3
Lleyow Crayom @_odlanyeR
If hitting things to fix them actually worked, my parents would still be married
10d               
40
4
Joe Perry @JoePerry
To everyone who's been so concerned about Joey in case you haven't heard he's doing great and will be back very soon. Thanks for asking.
11d               
476
181
erin mallory long @erinmallorylong
"How would you even watch TV sitting up?" is a serious thought I just had.
11d               
13
3
Damien Fahey @DamienFahey
An easy way to get out of having to hold your friend's baby is saying, "I shouldn't. I've dropped like seven of them."
11d               
736
367
no @tbhjuststop
s/o arizona for staying 99c since the beginning... u the real mvp pic.twitter.com/h7OeaZlnGk
11d               
6,572
4,145
Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets
How are the rest of you voting?
- Guilty.
- Okay, fine. How many S's in 'innocent'? pic.twitter.com/kd4Eyz3rJY
11d               
109
108
springfieldconn @springfieldconn
and with a flute up his nose, ralph wiggum #simpsons pic.twitter.com/LlRLSpOZ7f
11d               
1
SimpsonsQOTD @SimpsonsQOTD
"Man, he's just not tryin' anymore..." pic.twitter.com/ps2cp8Powm
11d               
1,831
1,542
Maria Popova @brainpicker
We lost Elvis on this day in 1977 – remember him with these rare photos of the rising star j.mp/1yJkThB pic.twitter.com/JBzpbpm1Da
11d               
158
235
Disney Land @disneysamaze
1964:
At the White House, U.S. President
Johnson presents Walt Disney with the
Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest
civil honor.
11d               
2
Eduardo Paulo @EduardoPaulo
I saw "Paul y Ringo" trending and thought they were performing on Telemundo. Turns out it's just a repeat of that reunion 6 months ago.
11d               
1
Annie Clarf @djphob
There goes the baker with his fucking tray. Why does no one care about my ogre book?!
11d               
6
1
Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpson
I know you can read my thoughts, boy. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow pic.twitter.com/cLdhoONgSm
11d               
83
75
Regal @MSavageXIV
I find the timing of #thankyouNYPD a little suspicious considering how recent Eric Garner happened and all the craziness in Ferguson
12d               
4
3
Nicole ∞ @CoffeeJunkie_xo
So so hungry
12d               
2
no @tbhjuststop
i get anxious for ppl who fall asleep on public transit. like where is ur home?
how many stops have u missed? this was not a time for a nap
12d               
6,544
3,820
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Have you seen those baby panda triplets? Two of them are really cute!
12d               
1,315
424
Little Miss Sunshine @Hollyyx3
Just got a $20 tip from my boss for pulling in new business. Yaasssss
12d               
1
UFCW Local 1500 @UFCW1500
Reading: @nyu Grad Union needs Contract Campaign, not just a Contract: ow.ly/AngwW via @labornotes #1u
12d               
1
John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
It's incredibly hard to be a cop but incredibly easy to not shoot unarmed black kids.
12d               
382
319
Darth Vader @DepressedDarth
When like knocks you down, just remember pic.twitter.com/caaw0UjWhZ
12d               
495
600
Josh Peck @PortableShua
Ice cream makes me wanna be a better person
12d               
4,471
3,208
Danny Zuker @DannyZuker
I bet the hardest thing about dating after you've been married a long time is remembering to hold in your farts.
12d               
157
60
Disney•Pixar @DisneyPixar
Director and animator @WalshingMachine thinks outside the cubicle. #InsidePixar pic.twitter.com/CBVIQf1sgz
12d               
226
67
Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets
Isn't anybody in this dad-gummed cemetery dead?
- I didn't want to make a fuss, but now that you mention it... pic.twitter.com/4QJgKSr1XD
12d               
111
106
Darth Vader @DepressedDarth
Yoda's license plate pic.twitter.com/pCsscdWJx1
12d               
677
392
Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpson
We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker. | Could you dumb it down a shade? pic.twitter.com/nRBhSF27vJ
12d               
34
10
John S. Douvris @jsdouvris
Summer storm blew in soft and cool,
Onto slinky town streets where love ruled.
Today's @springsteen song of the day is Mary Mary.
12d               
6
3
BleedingGumsMearnphy @mearn
can't wait to see what float they park in diagon alley this year i hope it's scooby doo pic.twitter.com/XDmFUtS5ua
12d               
3
BleedingGumsMearnphy @mearn
i'm running out of nascar photos so here's a picture of a popeye statue with the word "poop" behind him pic.twitter.com/yVdyacmOoU
12d               
5
1
Megan Amram @meganamram
my thigh gap is just a painted tunnel by Wile E. Coyote
13d               
2,161
948
God @TheTweetOfGod
MOST COMMON PRAYERS

10 Pony
9 Sports win
8 Lottery win
7 Boss’ death
6 Own death
5 Bae
4 A+
3 Bigger boobs
2 Bigger penis
1 Gosling
13d               
3,451
2,570
Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons
Sowing the seeds of joy, as only Willie can. #EverySimpsonsEver pic.twitter.com/fyVUeo2fpJ
13d               
65
38
Regal @MSavageXIV
Man I feel like a woman is a fuckin kick ass song
13d               
6
1
Doge @DogeTheDog
#justshibethings pic.twitter.com/sd8dEnvH8i
13d               
1,789
1,456
Al Yankovic @alyankovic
What, these? Oh, just my speech team trophies. AND my rubber chicken. Jealous?? #tbt #nicecollar pic.twitter.com/dXJnYdmrR3
13d               
1,483
501
Twitnter is Coming @OhNoSheTwitnt
It's not even 7 AM and I've already been almost run off the road by a trucker and seen a cool lizard. I'm no hero. Just a morning commuter.
13d               
70
5
Twitnter is Coming @OhNoSheTwitnt
If movies about the Vietnam War have taught me anything it's that there was always awesome music playing.
13d               
167
56
REGINA GEORGE @ItsReginaG
Plot twist: Gretchen makes fetch happen.
13d               
2,029
1,655
Mind Blowing Facts @urmindblown
For every person you know, there is some last moment at which you will ever see them.
13d               
524
351
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