We found 58 favorite tweets.
@HONEYLickMyBUNS @TashyOnline VIDEO
Lol that's coming from a large guy lol mornin derrick
I am a scorpittarius. I am the best of both worlds. It shall be my next tattoo in the near future.
A real man only wants the opportunity to show a woman that all men are not the same
Gas prices won't stop a real nigga from making moves and going to see his woman....that's broke nigga excuses
Ugly chicks need to stop tweeting that damn song....Y'all icing will go rotten b4 I'd lick it off!
I tweet what I tweet cause the shit I tweet is what I like to tweet when I tweet shit....
I watched u sleep and fell in luv, u must've been sent from heaven above, never thought you'd ever do me wrong......then u farted
Young niggas get simping and treating your woman like a queen confused...in time y'all will learn or will 4ever be stuck fuckin wit hoes
Whores do have scents tho...it's usually blue magic hair grease and pink oil moisturizer
: men will never get any better unless y'all force us 2...hold us 2 a higher standard and we will rise to meet it
Never saw a gang of midgets until tonight, made me cross the street.....I saw that episode of Martin, them fuckers won't catch me slipping
Smh this nigga said "We flip hoes like we flip open phones" So.....you still have a flip phone? Um yeah you have no hoes nigga Lol
*Closes eyes* Like a good neighbor State Farm is there with in lingerie *opens eyes* Smh I knew that commercial was bullshit
Great sex won't make ya girl stay if u cheat on her but it will make her fuck one last time b4 she leaves Lol
if u cum fast & ya girl starts bitching just say YOLO & walk da fuck out...she'll still talk shit about u but at least u kept it G
Morning wood :/ ladies which one of y'all wanna catch a splinter?....Wait nevermind, that sounded sexier in my head Smh
: If you've ever took the batteries outta ya kids light up shoes to see if they'll fit in ya vibrator please fucking unfollow me
scratch ya scalp then sniff ya fingers, does it smell like blue magic or pink oil moisturizer? If it does please unfollow me
If I have the energy to do anything besides sleep or just lay in bed after sex that means you have failed to please me...try again
If I've ever called u beautiful b4 10pm I meant it cause I was sober, if it was later than that you're chances are 50/50 that it was true
Those who call/text/mention/DM me with unimportant shit while I'm sleep shall be stoned when I waketh Lol
I don't have missed calls, I have "looked and saw who was calling then pressed ignore" calls
This nigga told this girl "I didn't want ya number anyway! Imma boss bitch!" *Pulls off in a Kia* Lmao ok boss
If u bought a old police car at a auction I hate you! Got me driving the speed limit thinkin u da real police n'shit...paint dat ma'fucka!
NOW LET ME JUST SAY THAT ONCE U GET WTH THIS DUDE U WILL NEVER SEE A DRY PANTY DAY...EVER LOL
Omg hahaha just woke the baby up laughing so hard at tweets lmfao.
I'm laughing hysterically & have you and these tweets to thank lol!
If you're cute, sexy, nice lips or nice boobs mention me so I may look upon thee Lmao
Wal-mart will let u return anything...u can say the diapers u bought already had shit in em' and they'd say go get another pack...
Constipated? Try a Rick Ross grunt and seizure shake...it always works for me
Good morning to all they ladies wishin' they man was and not some low life wannabe....
Why is it surprising that both my parents are black and are still happily married? Oh wait, nevermind...
U ever been speeding in ya car blasting music and a song comes on that has a siren in it N u slow yo dumb ass down cuz u think it's real?
have you done your kegel exercises today? Always remember Lol
if you're a squirter please let a nigga know! Damn near lost my eyesight last night Lbvs
If you're an only child and u moved away for college your parents are probably fucking right now...
Somebody somewhere is getting some head and I hate that person...
I can't wait to have a snowball fight....I always put rocks in mine tho Lol
Cute girls shouldn't be broke cause they hardly ever have to spend their own money...niggas will buy them damn near anything 2 impress em
Good morning to the ladies who swear they'll never give head....you gon learn today, you gon learn today
Why McD's always asking a nigga 2 buy that nasty ass McRib? Don't nobody want that shit! If u eat McRibs I'm convinced you'd eat ass Lol
Just had the time of my life goin through twitpics lmaooooo
who's call you'll always answer cause you keep forgetting why they're an ex but you can't forget how great the sex was
RT : S/O 2 and that plastic wrap << ur the first person to notice ;)
Thank u! RT : The amount groupies at the event tonight was crazy! Like her or not, she is sexy AF in person...
http://twitvid.com/48DNG - Smh here she is ~>
I'd go back in time and change it, but I can't. So if the chain is on your door, I understand.
Photo: › When I see Twitter beef I’m like …… http://tumblr.com/x4i2nin7f2
Teeeeeeeaaaaars!!!!! ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) RT @MsAssadourian
DerrickDwayne, is now trending in http://trendsmap.com/us/kansas+city
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ <---- Lmao that's dope!!!!! *favoriting*