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Emmett Morrison2009-06-16
@EmmettMorrison1,920 days
i have a serious 'tude — gratitude
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We found 198 favorite tweets.
Andy Daly @TVsAndyDaly
Comedy fan! Know this: Selected tracks from my album Nine Sweaters are streaming on soundcloud for your pleasure - soundcloud.com/adaly
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Rachel Fisher @TheRachelFisher
I found out what Gamer Gate is and it's ruined my day.
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a.h. @allyhoffmann_
love to these @RoughTradeNYC babes who found and held on to my phone. taking a selfie and ensuring it's safety \m/ pic.twitter.com/XoacPLXng5
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Soph Benoit @1followernodad
Oh hellllooooo pic.twitter.com/ikGZIPvPNb
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Flannery O'Connerd @Slennon_
i can't believe they suspended a college sportsman for screaming updog
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Wendy Molyneux @WendyMolyneux
A fun idea for the NFL would be some kind of rule where you get fired if you hit a lady or kid but what do I know I'm just a human being.
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(maura) @behindyourback
*slides into your DMs like* whoa these Doc Martens are comfy
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glue @Porkbeard
coffee is for people who want to drink creamy brown syrup from sippy cups aka adult babies imo
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Rob Huebel @robhuebel
I hope we invade Scotland tomorrow
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[data]spective @dataspective
new office plant pic.twitter.com/6RHDzXXaWy
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gimme illiterature @glintofstars
there's a choir warming up near me. should I just sneak up behind them and join the soprano section?
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Stacey Ann McLean @StaceyAnnMcLean
Before the storm. pic.twitter.com/mxYu7SOT93
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Mark Leggett @markleggett
Hey celebrities with the word "real" in their social media usernames: Not even close.
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Sinead O'Rourke @sineadmcfc
Style Council My Everchanging Moods live on The T…: youtu.be/Pm3Q18XYVLA Good morning @ei8htballUK
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nice_mustard @nice_mustard
it just now occured to me that someone was paid to airbrush out air bud's dick pic.twitter.com/aqwZpTBBF4
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gimme illiterature @glintofstars
may I punch u
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Jeff Goldblum @KaseyGriffin
I can't get on to Netflix so I think I'm just gonna take every pill in my house and hope for the best.
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Soph Benoit @1followernodad
Anytime I forget a tweet I was going to tweet it becomes "the best thought I've ever had, probably."
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TOM GLIDE @tomglide
@realtyand @Shofi_Love1D @EmmettMorrison @wayneritter1 @SantiagoooH @n8mkeh @Fa_King_Beefy @JaZics sweetsummersoul2014 #28 uksoulchart😊
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☠ lil helly ☠ @hell_doe
thought about making muffins but the startup costs of a muffin tin and those little paper cups was enough to exhaust me before i started
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Crushpuppy 5¢ @everylilthing
you should have a contest to guess how many times i say 'really'

hint: start in the billions
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a.h. @allyhoffmann_
man, @aimeemann is so cool
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Rachel Fisher @TheRachelFisher
I just lied down in your yard, I hope you don't expect me to get up anytime soon.
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~=~*waves*~=~ @tyranosex
*mutters something incoherent about peace on earth, purity of essence, bodily fluids*
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gimme illiterature @glintofstars
OTTER$
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@damni13
It was really too sweet and hilarious I had to share it
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~=~*waves*~=~ @tyranosex
lethal expectations
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RichTapestryHomieK_1 @HiK_Bye
Found a place where I fit in! (I'm filthy and horizontal, it's the floor)
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RichTapestryHomieK_1 @HiK_Bye
2 Sad 2 Shower
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Amanda™ @poniesandpizza
Idea for a blog where I post rumors I may have heard about new kinds of candy or sodas. I don't check sources.
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Steph @stefhowie
i havent been tweeting because i killed myself
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An Ornery Horse @horselythighs
Anarchist on a dating site looking for "dissent in the ranks, decent in the sheets"
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Cal Fifty @cal50
after careful consideration ive decided that i dont easily remember 2011 because i spent most of the year working 2 jobs
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Natalie James @NJinLA
This story just gets better. My Dad was all, if someone finds my phone, they are going to think I am nuts...
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scary ghoulihan @maryhoulie
~*get UR own sexy 80s dave*~
$150~paypal*
#letterman @Letterman 😘😘😘😘 pic.twitter.com/ugx6Nqz1Ey
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Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett
On my way to steal your man. pic.twitter.com/Pwl4w2FhYI
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stray cat @fluvox
almost complimented a girl on her nike fuelband but then I realized it's a probation monitor
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stray cat @fluvox
hey wanna inflict emotional trauma on each other for a couple of years
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scary ghoulihan @maryhoulie
li'l painting of @peeweeherman + @RealEGDaily 💖💖💖 pic.twitter.com/h69sMGTIC3
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fiona @lustcluster
goodnight i wish MIA was my girlfriend wife. she is the most beautiful woman in the world to me in this moment just wanna say thanks
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b @rebeccacollinzz
I have a lot to contribute to this world I am overly competitive at Mario kart and I drink 100 gallons of water a day & I pet strangers dogs
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b @rebeccacollinzz
dating advice: don't
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Jude's Epilogue @soverylittlenow
I got a new pair of long John jammies

They make my lower extremities feel like they are being caressed by 1000 butterflies

I like to share
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b @rebeccacollinzz
personally I'm fucking over timezones
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Buck Stevenson @buckaround
@EmmettMorrison 3 messages and 3 fonts. Sketchy for sure.
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Buck Stevenson @buckaround
@EmmettMorrison: every fest is a folk fest if there are people there” #SCIENCE
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cate francis @KatsFlores
@Joan_Rivers A piece if work. Watched it again, so good and so funny.
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YUNG MONEY PLACENTA @jennanoesta
I hate you college
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nik @nikkilowery
@oxbat I have a one acre pond and another acre of trees. Oh, and I own another several acres somewhere else. We could live with the deer.
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☠ lil helly ☠ @hell_doe
this boy today was like what if there was a weed camembert though and i was like when are we getting married
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near_rhymes @near_rhymes
what the
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YWIR @YWIR
*plays moon harp on jupiter to a gaggle of astro-babes*
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YWIR @YWIR
The kiss of lady death has no effect on me cause my body is so nutrient rich. We kiss for hours and then she gets angry.
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Rachel Fisher @TheRachelFisher
I feel like tipping the cashier who just called me "young lady."
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Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett
I'm at a restaurant that frames dog obituaries. pic.twitter.com/DS6aabk2d9
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YWIR @YWIR
My, what big biceps you have, grandma! All the better to crush nerds with, my dear.
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cate francis @KatsFlores
Listening to @theebikinikill pic.twitter.com/ruuIMy10uF
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yuna @yunawinter
i did all my laundry like four days ago and that shit is still sittin on my bed in a pile (i have slept on the couch for the last four days)
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Stacey Ann McLean @StaceyAnnMcLean
pic.twitter.com/bl79TOV6O9
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MicroWave @realtyand
RT + @Shofi_Love1D @EmmettMorrison @noeystardust @realdannyv @wayneritter1 @SantiagoooH @n8mkeh @Fa_King_Beefy @JaZics
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YUNG MONEY PLACENTA @jennanoesta
Don't play bullshit ever.
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YUNG MONEY PLACENTA @jennanoesta
Note: don't play bullshit with friends
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YUNG MONEY PLACENTA @jennanoesta
I'm not friends with any of my friends anymore
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YUNG MONEY PLACENTA @jennanoesta
Bullshit just got so real
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Jen Kirkman @JenKirkman
Dry blankets aren't funny. RT "@monkey65pants: @JenKirkman oh don't be a wet blanket”
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nobody @atragedyoflove
it's not the first time henry miller tried to kill me
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Broad City @broadcity
we're hard at work on season dos of #broadcity (#regram from @abbijacobson) #dogsofinstagram #slimpug pic.twitter.com/j5XDcOmUm5
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scary ghoulihan @maryhoulie
🎨steve martin + kermit painting 4 sale 🎨 $150 paypal 💖💖pls rt i need to buy dressage lessons for my daughter's horse pic.twitter.com/wE06tOCMuy
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Ottawa Uncensored @OttUncensored
Ps: @EmmettMorrison you coulda answered the goddamn buzzer :p
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Stacey Ann McLean @StaceyAnnMcLean
I hope this ghost theatre isn't too haunted! pic.twitter.com/m0VKwDTNx3
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Katt WilliamsFerrell @KattWillFerrell
Oppa Gangnam Style
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic
Mark your calendars – for the next 37 years, I’ll be live-tweeting the fall of Western Civilization!
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Katt WilliamsFerrell @KattWillFerrell
The autistic boy who the kids dumped piss and shit on for the ice bucket challenge should have shielded himself with pharrells big hat
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Katt WilliamsFerrell @KattWillFerrell
Pharell did the ice bucket challenge out of his big hat.
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YWIR @YWIR
Hey ladies! My room is full of clean hot rocks. My floor is soft sand and there's all kinds of bugs and mice running around. Hmu.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
Let's all get #Langoliers trending & see if @CNN adds it to their ongoing speculation about the plane.
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Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake
Places cousin Sharon has thrown her tantrums:

jelly camp
mini golf church
weaving hut
downwind from that pile of logs
Gloworm City
Big Lots
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
And, finally, proving that ISIS is winning, you can watch @eddiepepitone's new @netflix special EDDIE PEPITONE: IN RUINS. God help us all.
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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan
step 1: smoke pot with 4 friends
step 2: call yourselves the "high five"
step 3: that's it. you won!
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post-trap mom 2 @phoebebeth
"when one door closes, two door cinema club"
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Chelsie Buff @_ChelsieB_
We can stop recycling now. It’s been like 20 years and the earth is still a dump.
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a real lady™ @eehouls
not much different than me on twitter at 4am eastern, 1am pacific.
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a real lady™ @eehouls
in downtown Portland, going to bed listening to a man just yelling profanities into the void, as you do when you're in downtown Portland.
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Carl Aagesen @totallymoon
buy me an 8-ball of mindblow
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a.h. @allyhoffmann_
the power's out in the whole neighborhood. its totally silent, sitting here in the dark in the middle of my bed with 11% battery left DUNDUN
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Stacey Ann McLean @StaceyAnnMcLean
Sandbanks pic.twitter.com/pYxdEIrlWO
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cate francis @KatsFlores
"We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities."
-Oscar Wilde
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Mr. Bob Odenkirk @mrbobodenkirk
Tony Hale, Jack Black, Casey Wilson to guest on 'The Birthday Boys' insidetv.ew.com/2014/09/03/ton…, funny, guests on the new b boys season.October!
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Megan Amram @meganamram
i once wrote a poem for my twin brother'a birthday, his response was "hmm, okay": theawl.com/2012/05/two-po…
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Brian Finkelstein @bsfinkelstein
I don't wanna brag or nothing but i went to prom w/ Ariana Grande's grandmother.
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Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake
THE 12 BEST ICE CREAM SHOPS IN AMERICA:

Steve's
Scoopers
FlipFlop Creamery
Cone Fuckers
Blurb Its
Chum
Grab That Shit
NoodleBops
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~=~*waves*~=~ @tyranosex
Sorry I've been inactive lately guys - I've been writing & recording. Should have something to share in a few.
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rob delaney @robdelaney
Pull on my seat back for leverage to get out of *your* seat though & I'll eat your fuckin fingers.
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rob delaney @robdelaney
I'm 6'3" & I fly all the time & you may feel free to recline your seat in front of me, in economy. Disagree? Start your own airline.
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Nikki Fortier @FortierNikki
@SYSKPodcast watched my first Don't Be Dumb today. Didn't realize how (endearingly) insane Josh actually is...
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Kyle Hardy @TheKyleHardy
Watching roommates violently subtweet each other is like a twitter version of The Maury Show
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Stacey Ann McLean @StaceyAnnMcLean
Weekend home. pic.twitter.com/24Nl7I5oLW
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glue @Porkbeard
just found something called buttery seasoning, probly gonna mix it with vodka
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slow cheetah @LochNessMonstu
You don't need drugs with a mind like this
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fiona @lustcluster
i ate an entire bag of banana chips but it was an accident
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Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy
Sneak peek at episode 1 of How to Get Away with Murder pic.twitter.com/ZfXEW3ivhF
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Bobbie Oliver @thebobbieoliver
I'm bored. Think I'll paint the fridge
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a.h. @allyhoffmann_
fuck when did it get to be 4 in the morning
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Stacey Ann McLean @StaceyAnnMcLean
pic.twitter.com/JSHCZdnVe6
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Jas BFF | 5years @NLGgell
@EmmettMorrison IF YOU HAVENT HEARD YET #LISTEN / #SHARE Tech - @6775gell X @YoshiStayLit youtu.be/UCERMQz_gtQ
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Serena McCarroll @serenamarie
I passed a stranger sitting on the curb outside and he laughed really loud and pointed at my dog and said "Hey! That guy!"
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nobody @atragedyoflove
@EmmettMorrison thanks for calling me a dick in front of my mom
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Jen Kirkman @JenKirkman
Just turn on Comedy Central now & don't move. Season finale of @drunkhistory is Tue Sept 2nd at 10pm and I'm narrating again.....
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Eventful Capital @EventfulCapital
TONIGHT: Mod Club Labour Day Edition takes over .@BabylonOttawa w/ DJs Gaz & @EmmettMorrison #Ottawa #DanceParty facebook.com/events/3018021…
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Andy Richter @AndyRichter
In car w kids we listen to 50s - 90s stations on Sirius and after exhaustive research I can say that the 90's BLOW
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Merrill Markoe @Merrillmarkoe
Sad to read that creators of Angry Birds couldn't create a second hit.Here are freebies:Dissociative Disorder Birds, BiPolar Birds,OCD Ants.
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Susan Burke @ThatSusanBurke
Haha! Jokes on you Lands End, you've been sending catalogues to a dead pet for over 10 years!
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Chelsie Buff @_ChelsieB_
Anybody actually know what the fuck is supposed to happen in gazebos?
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Fuzzy @LaFuzzyNoir
I told him he didn't have to work for life.
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Lili @Lili_CDET
pic.twitter.com/LXWR7IhTof
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post-trap mom 2 @phoebebeth
help I drank a lot of stuff and now I'm feeling v needy pray for me
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Ian @IBrocklehurst84
@ei8htballUK pic.twitter.com/L5m5Mun9wV
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sarah @3x1minus1
pffffffffffff pic.twitter.com/wR6aQHjJBg
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glue @Porkbeard
#songsthatarebetterwiththeworddick all of them, every song
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ei8htball @ei8htballUK
The Verve - Love Is Noise: youtu.be/kdTzmIgRuQ0 via @YouTube
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sarah @3x1minus1
I know I'm months late on this but: lol Jeremy Renner on Louie haha wtf
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Jena Friedman @JenaFriedman
By search party, you mean treasure hunt?
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a.h. @allyhoffmann_
if I were to redo my college semesters as a dance performance major, I would choreograph an entire piece around the jerk off motion.
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nobody @atragedyoflove
@EmmettMorrison i rt'd it so they know you mean business
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hope cantwell @hopiecan
*clears throat*
*hates self*
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stray cat @fluvox
taking your clothes off in the company of stranger, burning hot water, climbing a mountain and realizing the only way down is to die, etc
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mallory blair ❤️ @yourpalmal
NY uber needs to step up its game to LA uber. Here, cars look like this inside: pic.twitter.com/AuWzac605u
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Crushpuppy 5¢ @everylilthing
brother that was a s t r e t c h
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Andy Daly @TVsAndyDaly
A lot of people seem to be discovering Review on Amazon Prime right now. I'm just saying is all.
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Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin
Everyone's Instagram feed seems to be an answer to the question "What if my ex checks this every day?"
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Rachel Fisher @TheRachelFisher
I just had a horrifying realization that I would probably make a really convincing Kid Rock for Halloween.
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Crushpuppy 5¢ @everylilthing
notice what you like notice what you love. notice notice notice. keep noticing it.
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Jon Daly @jondaly
Denzel in a cool summer hat = Bad Guy - Denzel in no hat = Good Guy - Denzel in Malcolm X glasses = Malcolm X
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Crushpuppy 5¢ @everylilthing
birds of a thousand feathers
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(( f r e e )) @NOTORIOUSCAS
dawson's creek will be gone from netflix in 3 weeks. this is your only warning. choose wisely.
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b @rebeccacollinzz
do u remember where u were when your asshole friend told you Dumbledore died less than 24 hours after the book was released? No? Just me?
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yuna @yunawinter
ive eaten cake every day of the week
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Bobbie Oliver @thebobbieoliver
Comics who stay till the end of a mic should be knighted
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music video girl @sighgarette
in the mood to mistake lust for love
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b @rebeccacollinzz
pro magic hat
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b @rebeccacollinzz
have a lot of hat opinions on this Friday night
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b @rebeccacollinzz
I wish I had as much confidence as anyone who can wear a cowboy hat and not feel like an asshole
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b @rebeccacollinzz
bucket hats happened and I wish you all had just let them die with dignity
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Allie Goertz @cossbysweater
@robdelaney do you even like me?
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Soph Benoit @1followernodad
*Clears browser history after this* pic.twitter.com/PBtKIHLucE
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Lori @loriofmontreal
Right now, somewhere in the world (Bible Belt), at least 1 adult firmly believes that reindeer can fly. #KirkCameron @KirkCameron
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Sparticle @IamSparticle
"It was a time when dropping the mic actually MEANT something" things I'll say to my grandkids.
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near_rhymes @near_rhymes
sculptor unknown pic.twitter.com/geGrnkZAXv
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devin @horsman
RT @dataspective: rt if ur an astro-math wizard, fav if ur a robotic-tree monk pic.twitter.com/YCfvox838e
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hope cantwell @hopiecan
got my freakum dress on #TGIF pic.twitter.com/BtKCaLqjKC
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[data]spective @dataspective
the desert eats her young during summer & mourns their loss during winter
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Bobbie Oliver @thebobbieoliver
Hey new followers, you can check out video of me at bobbieoliver.tv if you're into that kind of stuff #comedy
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[data]spective @dataspective
rt if ur an astro-math wizard, fav if ur a robotic-tree monk
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hope cantwell @hopiecan
hi thank you @Splitsider ! RT @Splitsider: Hope Cantwell (@hopiecan) on fake names and wordplay in tweets splitsider.com/2014/08/hope-c…
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Katrin @KatraHigher
WNBA JOKES ARE REALLY FUNNY!
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Wendy Molyneux @WendyMolyneux
Oh cool cool cool cool cool cool cool“@LANow: 20 giant footlong millipedes found in package at San Francisco airport lat.ms/1u6mHQB
19d in reply to LANow               
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Stacey Ann McLean @StaceyAnnMcLean
Seagull The King of Garbage is suddenly craving a Skittles wrapper. pic.twitter.com/QCPotuKuTH
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Jeff Goldblum @KaseyGriffin
pic.twitter.com/7Pz9fF422N
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Jeff Goldblum @KaseyGriffin
crankin out the one star tweets.
19d               
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sarah @3x1minus1
A dude at a red light wanted to know what I was listening to in my car. It's this hot new band called the Zombies. Welcome to 1965!
19d               
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1
An Ornery Horse @horselythighs
Take me down to the paradox city where the grass is not grass and the girls are not girls
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Colby or is it @MissColbyTaylor
Marijuanasaurus, it's not going to happen pic.twitter.com/xOmgWxkuLD
19d               
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celico42 @Celico42
Here's a warning to any wasps who are thinking of taking up residence next to my pool. #RAID pic.twitter.com/XATQqL7iG2
19d               
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Jeff Goldblum @KaseyGriffin
Woke up holding one of my pillows like a tray because I was dreaming about work.
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Jordan Timm @JordanTimm
pic.twitter.com/Ul0FMkYoXd
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GuardianUS @GuardianUS
This is Bruce Springsteen's new children's book trib.al/yqYnFnq pic.twitter.com/IE0ixMFDIZ
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glue @Porkbeard
what a disgustoid
19d               
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Sparticle @IamSparticle
Tell me more about the difference between Red Vines & Twizzlers you worthless bag of cum dust.
19d               
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glue @Porkbeard
okay we ran outta beer, probly gonna go to bed. hopefully gonna own you nerds in my dreams tho <3
19d               
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glue @Porkbeard
fav if dracula rt if dracula
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glue @Porkbeard
me tweeting pic.twitter.com/N44iLMjpRj
19d               
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seafoam circle skirt @archetypecast
love lives on the 3rd floor of her heart; it has a leaky faucet & thin walls, but if you stand in just the right spot you can see the ocean
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Cat ⚓ Smile @BarbiturateCat
Just put a houseplant in the sink and sprinkled water on it to simulate rain in case "it was frustrated by captivity", that's sane, right?
20d               
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An Ornery Horse @horselythighs
*Pops a meatball like an aspirin*
20d               
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1
Yessenia Nataly✨ @kawa_sabi
@EmmettMorrison I like your tweet-words/word-tweets
20d in reply to EmmettMorrison               
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seafoam circle skirt @archetypecast
headline: right and wrong found dead in suspected murder-suicide
20d               
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Emily Post-Punk @emilypostpunk
just saw a #priusdad drop his #teen off downtown #socute
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near_rhymes @near_rhymes
people watching ☆☆☆1/2
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[data]spective @dataspective
food is just chemicals, memories are just chemicals, love is just chemicals, & in california they will all give you cancer
20d               
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near_rhymes @near_rhymes
every song is interchangeable every lyric is replaceable
20d               
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2
Katt WilliamsFerrell @KattWillFerrell
What if it was the ISIS bucket challege
20d               
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Jon Daly @jondaly
Im on brand on Brand
20d               
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Joseph Fink @PlanetofFinks
Aspiring journalists:sending a formal interview request while simultaneously trying to friend my personal facebook is weird & unprofessional
20d               
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fiona @lustcluster
the amount of joy i get when i have a new mirror to selfie in is straight up unreasonable
21d               
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stray cat @fluvox
my extremely liberal views are in constant conflict with my thought it wouldnt be so bad if a lot of people died. thanks see yall later
21d               
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5
Genevieve Anderson @TakeAGanderson
#TeamPoehler -- In One Perfect Sentence, Amy Poehler Schools a Guy in What It's Like To Be a Woman by @sophie_kleeman mic.cm/1sDgFpw
21d               
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Katt WilliamsFerrell @KattWillFerrell
Rebecca black = white girl.. Whte girl like pumpin spice latte

(to the tune of Friday)
Latte latte
gotta get pumpkjin latte
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trash boat @butt_sword
pic.twitter.com/OkjcUGRrbL
21d               
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Katt WilliamsFerrell @KattWillFerrell
Whitre girls doing the ice bucket cha;llenge with pumpin spice latte
21d               
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trash boat @butt_sword
UPDATE vine.co/v/MlTWOFK1zlB
21d               
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Dani Tauber @DRAINPIPEEE
pic.twitter.com/yPQN6KYCiy
21d in reply to DRAINPIPEEE               
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YWIR @YWIR
These forest spirits are acting very unchill today.
21d               
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3
An Ornery Horse @horselythighs
You know the old saying: Sharon is Karen
21d               
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17
Soph Benoit @1followernodad
Actually most of a breakup would be me berating someone for dating me.
21d               
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1
hope cantwell @hopiecan
your body may be a wonderland, but your soul is an abandoned theme park
21d               
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20
near_rhymes @near_rhymes
just like a spider to show up unannounced
21d               
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1
jonathan katz @jonathan_katz
A new service in some cities: by calling 4111 you get "too much information"
21d               
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26
Churlish @Cryptoterra
hey quick question: what the hell are you people even talking about on here
21d               
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