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QueenOfCorruptionIn @JoblessSamurai's Igloo2011-10-27
@Soo_Scandalouss909 days
I skip Confession to be here. @Imajika25 is always hungry & in danger. @GreenSmoke_ would go to jail with me. @TheSchazZ & I are all that!
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V @seagullski
You people are so annoying when you're not miserable
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Super Girl @AphroditeAfter5
After I read your tweets, I roll my eyes and do the jack off motion

-then star
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X Alqee @Xalqee
Hey religious people, at my age I'm only interested if I can " Pray the Gray Away"
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The Flounder Pounder @Amiigat
#FF @ScreaminMomX2 @Soo_Scandalouss @stef_nfection @swbelieves @TheCamelToe_ @thejessbess @TNTwat @Tortilla_Nazi @tsunamiqueen
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The Fortuitous Pen @FortuitousPen
You call it shame and regret. I call it research and development.
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The Dork @The_Dorkster
If you melt Twitter down and shoot it into your veins, you become Grumpy Cat for 10 minutes.
(side effects may include becoming Rob Delaney)
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Taylor @gingerfaced
Twitter is the dating site where people don't care if you don't have a job.
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Jamie Ramone @jamieramone
Crazy, but you guys are important to me & I wanted to tell you that it's my clean birthday. It's been 4 years since I touched heroin! :)
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Kirsten Pierce @kpLovee2
I cuddle with my animals so much I don't remember how to cuddle with humans.
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Manoj @Manojsureka
One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is love.
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Lone_Star @Carter_TCB
To be honest. By the time I figured out sex. It became totally meaningless.
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Lone_Star @Carter_TCB
You guys are gonna go back and star these tweets after the world series right?
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Lone_Star @Carter_TCB
Biggest mistake I ever make when I'm sober is not drinking.
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
I hope my glass slipper shatters when I kick you in the ass with it.
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Donna T @sweetg35
It's dark out there!! Still a prisoner at work 😠😖
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
When I grow up, I want to be able to ejaculate bullets.
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Donna T @sweetg35
I miss bitching about the hot weather! 😁 brrrr it's cold!
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
You can argue with Obama, but you can't argue with the white bitches who faint when he talks.
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Donna T @sweetg35
Follow him! @TheAlexP Thank u my friend for the trophy! Appreciate it! 😎😉 No act of kindness is ever wasted. favstar.fm/users/TheAlexP…
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
My unicorn is a black girl with real hair.
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Donna T @sweetg35
Sometimes I would like to disappear without a trace..
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
I need 100% compliance if you wanna get in my pants.
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
To the ballin' ass brothas with the candy cars: Don't ever park in front of my house. I want to be able to sell it one day.
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peterjames48 @peterjames48
Ever take a detour to avoid the annoying driver in front of you? Tell me about it. Anyway...where am I?
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
Twitter just wouldn't be the same without all the dick riding.
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Donna T @sweetg35
No act of kindness is ever wasted.
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Donna T @sweetg35
It's ok to forget the past, but remember what it taught you.
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Donna T @sweetg35
Good morning twitter! Have a a happy hump day! 😉😋 enjoy
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
Girl, you look like you'd be worth having my wages garnished.
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
Revenge is a dish best served by your new girlfriend who is hotter and younger than your ex.
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
You can't degrade someone who already thinks the worst of his/her self.
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Jenipher @jehujeni
If you fall, there’s a really good chance I’ll end up on the ground too . . . from laughing so hard.
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
Bitch better have wi-fi.
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
Reach out and touch me, baby. But put on some hand sanitizer first.
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Donna T @sweetg35
I seem to always be looking for things that aren't there..like my money!
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
I love you so much that if you were on life support, I'd pull the plug.
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Donna T @sweetg35
Doubt is just fear of the unknown.
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Donna T @sweetg35
Some days music has to be cranked louder than others.
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
My love dies a thousand deaths each day.
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Donna T @sweetg35
Enough negative in my life.. Bring on the positive 😋😉
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Donna T @sweetg35
Why torture yourself when problems will do it for you..
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Raghav @GreenSmoke_
I'm confused between a vagina and a demanding vagina.
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
My heart's only in the right place when I have an erection.
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
I'm saving my love for someone I don't even know.
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Donna T @sweetg35
Talking louder does not make you any less wrong!!
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
I like when women introduce me to their friends and I get to rub up against them, too.
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Jenipher @jehujeni
No matter how old you get your mom will pop you in the head when you make a joke during Grace. Ow!
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
Bitch, what are you gonna do with the .7 seconds you save by typing "NE1" instead of anyone?
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
Drink that beer on an empty stomach. You'll be glad you did.
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
Let your wife do the talking so I know that you're as big of a bitch as she is.
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
When a girl says she "likes football" I drill her in the face with a tight spiral to remind her that she'd better not burn my fucking pizza.
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
Ask the ladies with the shaky legs about me.
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Jenipher @jehujeni
Our favorite candy bar, the same, favorite chips, same, favorite ice cream, the same. Its time to find new favorites cause fuck sharing!
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Donna T @sweetg35
Damn auto correct screws shit up! 😳😠
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Donna T @sweetg35
Sweeping things "under the rug" will eventually creat lumps.
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Jenipher @jehujeni
A lot of us are here to laugh. If you don’t like nonsense and silliness RT’d in your TL unfollow & block or better yet sign the fuck out. <3
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Jenipher @jehujeni
Other than being able to purchase alcohol being an adult is STUPID!!!
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Raghav @GreenSmoke_
Don't stop sending weed.
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
Doze before hoes
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Donna T @sweetg35
People that always assume should try assuming that they're probably wrong. 😠
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
We tear ourselves apart like no one else can.
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Raghav @GreenSmoke_
What is this the day today? I have no fucking !dea. pic.twitter.com/6S0LnPAYEU
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
Ok, if pumpkin spice is gay, how do you explain this awesome sweater I'm wearing with the cats on it?
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jon @JoblessSamurai
I only masturbate while the Back to the Future theme is playing
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Jenipher @jehujeni
Hey ppl who are quick to say what you would’ve done & what needs to be done although you’ve never been n the same situation, I didnt ask you
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Lone_Star @Carter_TCB
For every minute you're sober. You lose sixty seconds of happiness.
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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck
I just opened the dryer door & a quarter fell out and rolled underneath it, so I guess I just opened myself a savings account.
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Raghav @GreenSmoke_
Fuck me like you're my Vodafone internet connection.
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Jenipher @jehujeni
Every time she says, “I don’t wanna sound crazy but …”. She does.
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Lone_Star @Carter_TCB
My safe word is "hurry go get your sister".
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Lone_Star @Carter_TCB
Twitter is really simple but you insist on making it complicated. By not going to the liquor store.
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Lone_Star @Carter_TCB
People never cease to amaze me how fucking shitty they are.
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Lone_Star @Carter_TCB
Don't give a shit if you swallow. For me. It's the effort that counts.
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Lone_Star @Carter_TCB
Just relax and let the alcohol do it's work (and delete tomorrow).
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Lone_Star @Carter_TCB
The first time I had sex it was awful. In fact the hooker charged me extra just to finish.
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Lone_Star @Carter_TCB
Thanks @mar1ig0ld for the TotD. You're awesome. favstar.fm/t/391413479044…
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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck
Fuck her like she sold all your Star Wars toys…err action figures, I mean action figures damn it!
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Jenipher @jehujeni
One good thing about having teenagers is they don’t wake up at the crack of dawn. I get to sleep til almost noon too.
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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck
My greatest talent is solving everybody else’s problems while completely ignoring my own.
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Jenipher @jehujeni
If you talk as much as you tweet …. That’s gonna be a problem.
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Jenipher @jehujeni
If I can hear the blinker the music isn’t loud enough.
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Lone_Star @Carter_TCB
Seriously, the only advice I am looking for is how to shut you the fuck up.
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Lone_Star @Carter_TCB
Twitter. Results may vary.
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Lone_Star @Carter_TCB
There comes a time in life where you have to wait to see what happens next. This is the time you should be drinking Vodka heavily.
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Lone_Star @Carter_TCB
Vodka doesn't necessarily improve sex. But it definitely helps with forgetting who you slept with.
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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck
If you find someone that can make silence sweet, don’t measure the beats between spoken words, just hold on to them for eternity if you can.
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Lone_Star @Carter_TCB
Any idiot can tweet something decent. It's the day to day tweeting that really wears you out.
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Lone_Star @Carter_TCB
Best thing about twitter is getting drunk enough to not remember any of it.
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Raghav @GreenSmoke_
In case you wanna know where I'm busy. pic.twitter.com/UucRoiQmbK
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Jenipher @jehujeni
You sin just like me . . . well, not just like me . . . I sin way better.
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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck
In hell you’re always stuck behind someone that doesn’t know how to use the self checkout in Walmart.
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peterjames48 @peterjames48
It's not a "convenience" store if it's on the wrong side of the street, MR. TEDESCHI.
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Envy DaTropic @envydatropic
Mistakes but owning up to them.
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Lone_Star @Carter_TCB
Most nights on twitter I have the right to remain silent. But I don't have the ability.
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low plains drifter @TheSchazZ
You are the condom, sweetheart.
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Jenipher @jehujeni
You remind me of someone so I’m gonna need you to stop talking.
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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck
I bet Teddy Ruxpin got so much Care Bear ass back in the day.
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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck
Me? Oh nothing. I’m just squishing people’s heads with my index finger & thumb while sitting in my car.

Like any mature adult would do

Duh
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low plains drifter @TheSchazZ
Happy Bday to mother fucking me. Whoo hoo.
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Lone_Star @Carter_TCB
Twitter is NOT always easy. Sometimes it takes a shitload of Vodka to get her to put out.
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Mandy Slamberg @MandySlamberg
this morning i was all "fuck this, i'm getting a frappuccino" and then i did and it was the most wild thing i've done in about 4 years
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peterjames48 @peterjames48
That "W" tweet was an accident, not a shoutout to the fashion magazine. Sorry, Condé Nast.
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peterjames48 @peterjames48
W
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low plains drifter @TheSchazZ
Send a wildberry cooler in the kids lunch one time, and now I'm the bad guy. Woo000oow.
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low plains drifter @TheSchazZ
Smoking four cigarettes in a row, cause fuck that was a long day.
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peterjames48 @peterjames48
I don't know, maybe the pedestrian walk button closes the elevator door and the door close button makes the light change.
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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck
I want someone for when my world turns grey, they’ll be there with a kind word & a set of watercolors. I believe everyone deserves that much
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peterjames48 @peterjames48
Nope, not dancing to Kool and the Gang unless it's "Hollywood Swingin'" or "Jungle Boogie." Celebrate the good times without me.
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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck
“I’ll shut up now.” - People who keep talking regardless of the fact they just said this & then you set them on fire with a flamethrower.
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Raghav @GreenSmoke_
I know how to write fuck off in 118 languages.
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low plains drifter @TheSchazZ
Her: that was awesome. I love the way you fuck me.
Me: don't forget to tell your friends.
Her:.......
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peterjames48 @peterjames48
Eating donuts is what comes between "I want donuts" and "I wish I hadn't eaten those donuts."
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Raghav @GreenSmoke_
I saw a toy vagina today. Believe me I could only see it.
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jon @JoblessSamurai
Iife is shit! yet another season of The Walking Dead I need to hate-masturbate too
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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck
I wish the voices in my head would shut up so I can have my mental breakdown in peace.
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Multiple Stab Wounds @SonOfCha
If a unicorn just shows up without weed that's one thing, but if it's supposed to bring me weed & forgets, that's fucked.
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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck
Before you complain about anyone’s tweets, remember a few things:

You can block them

You’re a little whining bitch

Your mother is a whore
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jon @JoblessSamurai
it's late, so I'll just say it: i've came while watching Space Jam over 10 times
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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck
Alcohol: because putting up with people while you’re sober is rather fucking insufferable.
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peterjames48 @peterjames48
Hanging out in northern New Hampshire. As if regular New Hampshire wasn't northern enough.
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low plains drifter @TheSchazZ
Sometimes I avoid twitter the same way avoid real life.
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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck
I can’t decide if I want to cuddle with somebody or torch a hospital with a flamethrower.
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jon @JoblessSamurai
if I don't care about what Duran Duran thinks about my overwhelmingly underrated tweets, then tell me: why should I care about Obamacare?!?
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jon @JoblessSamurai
you would think a tweet about a NAZI uprising within the SMURF village would put you over the top on Twitter...WRONG what am I doing here???
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Raghav @GreenSmoke_
Drunk men are assholes. I see some around.
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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck
Who needs a ‘happy place’ when there’s alcohol?
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Déjà Vù @P8NT4R
Subtweet me because I'm great at reading between the lines... Said no guy ever
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n2o @1evilidiot
Twosomes are perfect, a threesome is nice once in a while, but my percentage of onesomes is way too high.
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n2o @1evilidiot
I carry extra crime scenes with me, just in case.
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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck
Don’t judge me by my horrible life choices instead judge me by the quality of my tweets which happen too be about my horrible life choices.
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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck
Sometimes the people we miss the most are the people we never truly had.
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low plains drifter @TheSchazZ
If my parents didnt want me drinking all the booze in the house, they wouldn't have left it here when they went to groceries.
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low plains drifter @TheSchazZ
Instead of worrying about it, we'll have a few drinks and let it sort it's self out.~~ my answer to everything.
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low plains drifter @TheSchazZ
How much of this baby powder do I have to snort before I have baby's.
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low plains drifter @TheSchazZ
I'm the Amy Winehouse of metal fabricating.
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jon @JoblessSamurai
prayer request over on Facebook...sorry gotta jet
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low plains drifter @TheSchazZ
Throwing shit around when I don't get my own way always makes me feel better.
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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck
I wish your stages of being drunk included:

1. Shutting the fuck up

2. Shutting the fuck up

3. Shutting the fuck up

4. Alcohol poisoning
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Stop!I'mAlreadyDead @Imajika25
My boobs are tits.
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Raghav @GreenSmoke_
No bro! I am not done yet. I'll go for another gun shot after we finish this drink.
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Raghav @GreenSmoke_
LOL at people who 'happy birthday' themselves.
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Raghav @GreenSmoke_
I forgot when I last signed out of twitter.
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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck
HR: Do you know why you’re here?

Me: I spray painted YOLO on a coworker & set them on fire

HR: Your business cards…wait…WHAT?

Me: Nothing
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Raghav @GreenSmoke_
I meant nice, well sized, cute, loveable puppies*.

*titties
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low plains drifter @TheSchazZ
Don't worry vodka. I'll be home soon.
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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck
We are all masters of our destination, which is why I’m at the liquor store two hours before it opens up.
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jon @JoblessSamurai
@ me the best place you've ever put a VHS tape
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jon @JoblessSamurai
cool thing about the internet: someone called me Ultra Nigga tonight! Stars for everyone!
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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck
Your tweets were funnier when you were using an avi that made you look more fuckable.
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jon @JoblessSamurai
Beck has probably never seen one damn episode of Saved by the Bell! That's why he plays donkeys as instruments
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jon @JoblessSamurai
when I lose followers, I just always remind myself that I had multiple one hit wonder cassette singles and it seems to balance itself out
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Raghav @GreenSmoke_
Fuck it. Followed.
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jon @JoblessSamurai
how do i know if you want fingerbanged? It's like Twitter doesn't even care!
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jon @JoblessSamurai
i've played a Nintendo with a 卍 on it! and I STILL couldn't beat Ghosts 'n Goblins!
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Amy @YesThatAmy
You buy 6 bottles of wine and the cashier assumes you're having a party. Isn't that cute.
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peterjames48 @peterjames48
I wish the Braves would replace their war chant with something less annoying, like vuvuzelas or a garbage disposal with a spoon in it.
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jon @JoblessSamurai
startin' a dumpster fire down at the ole family plantation
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peterjames48 @peterjames48
Ever wander into a room or a store or Rhode Island and forget why you went in there?
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peterjames48 @peterjames48
"I'm not booing! I'm saying "BU-ble!"
"You're booing!"
"BOOOOOO! (blay)"

Why I'll never be invited to another Michael Buble concert.
208d               
74
15
peterjames48 @peterjames48
My definition of a good work day is one where they don't name a new safety rule after me.
209d               
122
54
Stop!I'mAlreadyDead @Imajika25
If your boyfriend doesn't refer to you as "dude" or "man" in everyday conversation than you're dating the wrong guys.
211d               
17
6
Daniel Plainview @10InchesPlus
I'm out of ideas, but not "start a new account and blame it on all the drama" out of ideas.
211d               
54
15
Richard Harris @RichHarris2
Can I have some salt with that lust? Straight from your body would be fine.
211d               
48
16
SexxxiSarcasmic @LipLush1
Chocolate covered orgasms

..that should be a thing
211d               
169
70
Glenn Rockowitz @justaride
I hope one day I'm happy enough to hold my coffee with both hands
211d               
1,080
585
Grace Marie @DistractedMomma
I look most all of my fears straight in the face. Except love. I run crying like a little bitch from that motherfucker.
211d               
152
95
The Dork @The_Dorkster
They say goldfish don't sleep, but 1 lavender sented bath bead in each bowl and they are knocked the fuck out.
212d               
152
62
Angie @AngelinaC72
Tough as nails. Fragile as glass. Life hands us such dichotomy. Is it any wonder we're confused?
212d               
24
15
Grace Marie @DistractedMomma
I would totally be in a relationship, but I prefer orgasms without complications.
212d               
241
129
Grace Marie @DistractedMomma
You call it bipolar, I call it keeping our love alive in a variety of new and exciting ways.
212d               
378
267
Cundalini @Cunda22
You always know when you've hit rock bottom when you realise you have more friends in real life than you do on Twitter.
*Lays here waiting*
213d               
29
7
Sheila @1Happytwit
Don't think about tomorrow because that's when the screaming starts.
213d               
331
176
peterjames48 @peterjames48
"There's five little letters that are missing here." - Naughty by Nature throwing away an old Scrabble set
213d               
56
10
Wendy @foxxy311
I'm going to this kids party for the birthday cake. So help them if there's no cake.
213d               
66
28
Grace Marie @DistractedMomma
"I wanna fuck you all night long"

* 5 years later

"Can we just hurry up and get this over with, I'm tired"

- Every women, ever.
214d               
295
144
peterjames48 @peterjames48
What rhymes with "Robin Thicke doesn't understand how rhyming works"?
214d               
97
35
Lil' Stizzle @UGotMeRight
You don't nearly fuck off as much as you should.
214d               
82
52
Cabo @shot_of_cabo
Who's holding?
215d               
9
7
peterjames48 @peterjames48
I'm not saying these waiting-room magazines are old, but apparently the Expos are going to be really good this year.
215d               
80
18
Wendy @foxxy311
I'm feeling a little fancy today, I think I need a monocle.
215d               
60
18
Wendy @foxxy311
If the 30 or 40 jerks would stop following & unfollowing me I could finally order that custom frame for all of your Avis. <3
215d               
42
6
Moogs @_moogs
No friends, no girlfriend, no pets. I really need a pet.
215d               
1
Wendy @foxxy311
Today really tried to fuck me, but I'm saving myself for tomorrow.
215d               
125
67
Penny Lane Is @SondraDeeMe
I was the poster child for giving all my money to The March Of Dime Bags in my 20's.
215d               
39
15
Penny Lane Is @SondraDeeMe
The Vagina: Never use it as a parent trap.
215d               
45
19
C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
I'm glad I saw that picture where you aint as hot as I thought you were.
215d               
53
26
C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
I have nothing against people who look like horses.
215d               
20
2
C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
I'm more knee-buckler than swashbuckler, girl.
215d               
27
8
C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
I only had pink eye once and I aint ever puttin' my whole face in a pussy again.
215d               
20
4
C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
Unfollow me because of someone else's @ so I know it's real... shitty.
215d               
21
5
peterjames48 @peterjames48
Shut up, booze.
215d               
66
12
Personal Jesus @JudgmentalJesus
Fun fact about me: when I have a bad day, many many people have a bad day.

Just works out that way.
215d               
13
9
C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
Being neglectful makes my dick hard.
215d               
19
9
Wendy @foxxy311
I have 3 exams & instead of studying I thought of different ways I'd like to kick & punch people I hate. So yeah I'm ready.
215d               
51
18
low plains drifter @TheSchazZ
Most of your Avi's are not showing and I can't see any pictures. I'm going to assume this is what twitter is Like in Detroit.
215d               
26
18
Penny Lane Is @SondraDeeMe
I'm wearing my: STD FREE SINCE 2003! tee when I meet the parents of my boyfriend.
I want them to know I'm a good girl, not some dirty whore.
215d               
559
266
low plains drifter @TheSchazZ
Day 3 of explaining to a ten year old he's not getting gta v, don't think I can hold out much longer.

I'm going to need a stronger drink.
215d               
10
Shkeeber @shkeeber
When no one is watching, Canada kicks dogs.
216d               
265
148
peterjames48 @peterjames48
"Oops. Here's the attachment." - 28% of my work e-mails
216d               
322
158
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