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Michael FantMemphis, TN2008-05-13
@iFant0m2,166 days
I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.
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Michael Harwood @UofM_Tiger9396
@iFant0m @thefishnation @mconley11 kind of has that Miami Vice Crockett & Tubbs look going
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UberFacts @UberFacts
Tips on how to make gourmet pot brownies: bit.ly/1iUHCogsp pic.twitter.com/clw3g3ziGz
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Richard Lewis @TheRichardLewis
Fearless. pic.twitter.com/ojLlAC238Q
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♔Jesenia♔ @Luv_SxyJessie
ⒻⓄⓁⓁⓄⓌ♥❤️ⒻⓇⒾⒹⒶⓎ @Holdemdogg @iFant0m @iphoneMaster323 @Irish116_ @iReaper954 @iPhone5s_nerd @iNeal @I4HACK @ipodguy79 @iCarbonsdotcom
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Anonymous @YourAnonNews
Fukushima 2014: Don't Forget youtube.com/watch?v=sToy7_…
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pussy doodles @SlabBaconBP
This tweet is so gay it just got refused service at a convenience store in Arizona.
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Alex @Mewstarz
Protip: Speeding up animations 75% in iOS 7 makes it much nicer
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SuBLiNeR @li0nic
GroovyLock: A Perfect iOS 7 Lockscreen idevicedailys.com/cydia/groovylo… #Cydia #Themes #iPhone
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Joe Buck's Stache @joebuckstache_
@Bsleezy96 @Ju5tinNichols @KingCrab15 @nflnetwork aWwww suck it! Let Sherman give you a mouth enima! pic.twitter.com/0KpYTXQWBc
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SgtButtCheeks @SgtButtCheeks
It's all about dick pills, Dodge, and the discount double check.
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iLGD @iLikeGirlsDaily
😍 pic.twitter.com/5V3qTbLkgh
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angieMcSugarButt @LuvPug
"So kids, I was married to your mom & I met this girl on Twitter, we started DMing and one thing led to another"

-How I Met Your Stepmother
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Tim Van Horn @TVanHornWMC
Lunch time. Woop woop! instagram.com/p/jCmNhnsXLu/
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SportsCenter @SportsCenter
Why We Love Sports Today: Grizzlies draft 8-year-old Charvis Brewer, who has cerebral palsy, in @MakeAWish ceremony. pic.twitter.com/QERwfvv1Tl
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Gas Monkey Garage @GasMonkeyGarage
RT this and follow @RRRawlings and @GasMonkeyGarage for a chance to win my @Shinola watch for the new year! pic.twitter.com/STApl4jbTe
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Memphis Grizzlies @memgrizz
Reppin' at @MemphisZoo ! > RT @Cullen4: Wearing the Bear and seeing the @memgrizz at the Zoo. instagram.com/p/ieWc4Pg2gH/
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Tim Van Horn @TVanHornWMC
Our daughter's 1st #GoTigersGo game. Hoping to see her godfather @MEMPHISRADIO pic.twitter.com/vlflnO18ov
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Pythagorean Mystic @MaStarPassion
And the desire for the unprepared To blame others for the devastation Left in the wake of change youtube.com/watch?v=ddjLsL…
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Martha jones @missgrizz_
We have the greatest sideline announcers @PetePranica and @brevinknight22 in the nba. Grit n Grind all the time
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The Psyconoclast @1stCitizenKane
A Perfect Circle - Weak and Powerless: youtu.be/s-GsLh6dazI via @YouTube
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Alex Grey @alexgreycosm
Create Love.
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Steve Cushing @Montberte
TED: Arthur Benjamin: The magic of Fibonacci numbers - Arthur Benjamin (2013) feedproxy.google.com/~r/TEDTalks_vi…
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Little Yellow Room @YellowRoom4Baby
1st haircut. Just a little bit to keep out of her eyes. The curls were definitely not touched. #7000Days pic.twitter.com/XA4KjTxwO3
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The Robfather™ @thatUPSdude
Ask yourself if you knew you were going to die tomorrow how would you treat your loved ones today?

That's how we should always treat them.
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Redmond Pie @RedmondPie
OS X Mavericks Has Hidden Wallpapers, Here’s How To Access Them dlvr.it/4Bxn2T
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Jimmy Jazz @barrymanilowfan
I listen to GG Allin instead of doing drugs
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Virtual Astronomer @VirtualAstro
RT @willgater: Here's a shot of the International Space Station taken through my 8" Schmidt-Cassegrain scope: pic.twitter.com/7Eu2gABhI7
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UberFacts @UberFacts
Magic mushrooms (psilocybin) can make you permanently more creative, curious and inquisitive.
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MacTheDave @MacTheDave
OS X Mavericks, iWork, and iLife is available for free. Somebody just had a nervous breakdown at Microsoft.
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JunesiPhone @JunesIphone
I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/TZemFKSu3lE?a Tool-Stinkfist
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JunesiPhone @JunesIphone
I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/UhjG47gtMCo?a Tool - Schism
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JunesiPhone @JunesIphone
I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/E8vmaj75xzE?a Tool - Aenema (Lyrics and Meaning)
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JunesiPhone @JunesIphone
I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/hii17sjSwfA?a Tool - Vicarious
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Rene Ritchie @reneritchie
iPhone 5s review: tons of details for your geeking pleasure. imore.com/iphone-5s-revi… instagram.com/p/fAe3irGM6w/
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Dj Stephens @DdotJAY30
A little disappointed in this new grading system in schools in Memphis... Lowering the bar isn't gonna help these kids in life
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Kim Holcomb @kimholcomb
Figuring out iOS7 is like doing homework with a sparkly pen that dots the "i's" with hearts against my will.
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Rene Ritchie @reneritchie
If you hear someone complaining about paying *again* for an iOS 7-updated app, tell them go to Starbucks and demand another latte for free.
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Mike-rosoft Beas @MikeBeas
Amazing. The girl who set herself on fire while twerking was a stuntwoman. The video was faked by Jimmy Kimmel. haha

m.youtube.com/watch?v=HSJMoH…
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Dr. Sheldon Cooper @TheRealSheldonC
Text someone "I could be the next Obama " with your iPhone and make sure you push Space after 'Obama' then hit send and watch what happens.
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LambsCryWolf @LambypieShar
Blackberry doesn't have autocorrect. Probably because if you own a Blackberry its clear you've embraced the concept of being wrong.
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onlyastoner @onlyastoner
paper sculpture that makes you feel high if you're not already: youtube.com/watch?v=yFvOTH…
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TROOF 'n SOUL @mrtruthandsoul
'Cash Only' places you are totally dead to me. Like I have any money.
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C-U-R-T @FrankCurtisB
Just ate some string cheese that had beef jerky in it.

STRING CHEESE THAT HAD BEEF JERKY IN IT.
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HackiPhone .[]. @HackiPhone
Become a HackiPhone unlock reseller.
Start ur unlocking business today & earn loads of money. Join the best.
iMsg/email: hack.iphone@aol.com
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Michael Fisher @Captain2Phones
Close flybys, sea crashes, & an aircraft carrier model the size of a compact car: @Rapidnadion's new vid has it all.

youtube.com/watch?v=FJBzbd…
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Top Gear @BBC_TopGear
Who enjoyed Ron Howard on yesterday's #TopGear? Then just for you, here's some exclusive behind-the-scenes footage... ow.ly/mLiUB
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Nevin K. @Nkapoor124
How to get iOS 7 by activating the UDID on your iDevice: youtu.be/yVGFLTPVRV0 via @YouTube
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Life Pro Humor @BestProHumor
NSA: Not Solo Anymore pic.twitter.com/eGQWeKWQn0
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Jay_LAD @Sgt_Impacto
@graemefullwood send $6 to @Nkapoor124 to register your device udid then, download iOS7 beta cl.ly/0O3l2U392238 & restore in itunes 😉
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l3gitjailbr3aks @l3gitjailbr3aks
I’m not the one doing the downloads guys. @justinistech is….his site is ibetadownload.com
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Jailbreak News [] @NewsJailbreak
Download iOS 7.0 BETA for iPad, iPhone, iPod touch mobilespie.com/2960/download-…
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iJailbreak @iJailbreak
iOS 7 Concept Showcases Rumored Flat Design And Panoramic Wallpapers [VIDEO] bit.ly/10ESokD
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Little Yellow Room @YellowRoom4Baby
SPECIAL BLOG: "And Baby Makes More Than Three" #adoption #adopt #infertility wp.me/p2FZfl-is
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Alex Grey @alexgreycosm
I'll make ya a little Angel if you help us build ENTHEON! kickstarter.com/projects/alexg… pic.twitter.com/iAZ7k5jlRK
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Pill Clinton @GOAT_KING_
Why do I see all these" RIP Kurt Cobain" tweets but no "RIP Layne Staley" tweets? They're both legends of grunge.
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Cars @Automotive
Toyota GT86/Scion FR-S, 2012 pic.twitter.com/OCjTxfHkYn
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iPhone News @iPhone_News
Add the Harlem Shake to your iPhone’s Lock screen dlvr.it/343cFZ #iPhone
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appleman @iPhone_Nerds
This Crisp, Functional Lockscreen Is Reason Enough to Jailbreak Your iPhone: Whenever you bring up jailb... bit.ly/10Dfpcd
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Nathan  @cyiPhone
This is China’s iPhone 5S bit.ly/10vAkdC
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decke @deckedsg
Lol. Genuis RT @JiXeRMDR: hahahahaha @FilippoBiga has officially made the ONLY 'harlem shake' video worth watching!! youtu.be/-oGuZY8mnTQ
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kb @nitoTV
they just dont get it... RT @cultofmac: Notorious Chinese Company Releases The iPhone 5S Before Apple Does cultm.ac/13PmS8S
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Theodore Douglas @TheTalkingT_Dog
Hey guys go follow this baby that lives in a box and occasionally looks at semi naked women in @LitteAssKicker! #TeamTDog
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Worst of Leo @WorstOfLeo
#Leo's can develop a bad back. A depressed, unloved Leo will have a sore back.
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bucmachine @bucmachine
I’m a bad motherfucker until someone hands me a puppy.
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JunesiPhone @JunesIphone
#miLock Complete Setup Video!!! bit.ly/VGAmMh
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Scott™ @Scdavis24
If someone you follow tweets something that makes you laugh, don't be selfish.
Retweet that shit. I want to see it too.
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Mario | JBM @JailbreakMatrix
How to get your Weather back after the invasi0n jailbreak RT !!! jailbreakmatrix.com/howto/how-to-g… via @JailbreakMatrix
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pod2g @pod2g
For power users. A fix for Weather.app : pod2g.org/2013/02/ios-mo…
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Not Common Facts ™ @NotCommonFacts
Time is slightly faster 12 inches above the ground as opposed to at the ground. This means your feet are slightly younger than your head.
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JunesiPhone @JunesIphone
Required for #miLock

Winterboard
Lockscreen Clock hide
Lockscreen Dim Delay

That's it
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ravirajm @rv1raj
Linux: sites.google.com/site/evad3rs/e…

Mac: sites.google.com/site/evad3rs/e…

Windows: sites.google.com/site/evad3rs/e…

#evasi0n
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MR531 : GEEK @mroberts531
Just want to take this time to thank @evad3rs @planetbeing @pod2g @MuscleNerd @pimskeks 4 all their hard work, u guys are amazing! #evasi0n
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What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts
Semen contains estrogen and prostaglandins, both component are known to lower levels of depression in women.
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JunesiPhone @JunesIphone
@mroberts531 youtu.be/H1ywUtM5DNc
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JunesiPhone @JunesIphone
#miLock img.ly/sd7l img.ly/sd7m img.ly/sd7n img.ly/sd7o
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Pill Clinton @GOAT_KING_
Something has to change, undeniable dilemma, but I'm not a burden anyone should bare.
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Weird Hacks & Facts @TheWeirdWorld
Problem ?..... pic.twitter.com/XKzV0Csf
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Nikias Bassen @pimskeks
If you people plan to upgrade to iOS 6.1 please don't do an OTA upgrade. Please make a full restore using iTunes.
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UberFacts @UberFacts
With less than an hour’s time of instruction, people can be taught how to hold their breath underwater for over 4 minutes.
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Stunning Earth @Stunning_Earth
Winter at The Grand Canyon. An amazing photo. #stunningearth

RT us to your pals 😉 pic.twitter.com/vcsCQvye
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. @PixL50
I hope this iPhone 5 jailbreak gets here faster than my 9000th tweet
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pussy doodles @SlabBaconBP
Never judge a Tool song by it's title. Unless it's Prison Sex or Stinkfist or Hooker With A Penis or Aenema or Jerk-off or FUCK IT NEVERMIND
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Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon
How do we know Oprah is not doping?
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Opera @opera
We haven't heard anything, yet... RT @Lavanetta I wonder if Lance Armstrong admitted to using steroids to @opera
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The H Factor @onelongbender
I don't ask for much, sunny days, a few close friends, and a world without fucking cancer.
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Dave Navarro @DaveNavarro
No matter how long I have stayed off drugs, I still look through everything in my Dr's office while I am waiting. Old habits die hard!
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Ryan @rzarosco
Imagine if dogs didn't just do doggy style. They 69d and did dog missionary and sometimes choked each other etc. That would be adorable.
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dr. jeff @nerdfaced
Currently the best thing on the entire Internet. pic.twitter.com/Trp1GQYz
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Anonymous @YourAnonNews
Don't drink and drive. Free rides from AAA. 1-800-222-4357 Put it in your phone right now.
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Renholdër Lohner @dannylohner
...now that my parents are gone, things have changed. make sure you let your loved ones KNOW what they mean to you.
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Bgniko @Bgniko
Holy shit! Eagle swoops down and tries to carry off small child!!! break.com/index/golden-e…
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the Cult of Mike @elvisknievil
Dear Government,
If I drink $50 worth of booze I pass out. If I smoke $50 in weed, I eat $50 I'n food. Stimulate the economy, legalize it.
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Nevin K. @Nkapoor124
Use the coupon code “unlock” at checkout (without the quotes) to get $1 off a factory unlock for one week! Just $11 nkapoor124.com/shop/att-iphon… RT!
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Circuit of Americas @circuitamericas
Watch the #USGP in style! The official @circuitamericas store is open for business: bit.ly/COTAstore pic.twitter.com/KJW2GVEU
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PUSCIFER @puscifer
Good mornin blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/uponsun/2012/1… @carinaround @telefontelaviv @mat_mitchell @JeffFriedl @MeatsMeier @mattmcjunkins @billyhowerdel @James_Iha
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John Soprano  ⌘ @ian_soprano
AT&T $12 unlock nkapoor124.com/shop/att-iphon… and Canadian Telus/Koodoo $80 unlock nkapoor124.com/shop/teluskood… fast processing! (via @Nkapoor124) 💯
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Mind Blowing Facts @TheMindBlowing
BRAIN TEST --> pic.twitter.com/G046Lwbz
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jessi @jessiwakeman
@iFant0m yfrog.com/mo8sknj random pussy shot to go with your cock pic.
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Vikkadee Chickadee @vikkaroni
You are getting very sleepy.

Now that I have you hypnotized, you will starfuck the shit out of me... And maybe a retweet here and there...
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Vikkadee Chickadee @vikkaroni
I'm hilarious when I drink. Ask anybody I know.

I only know me.
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Vikkadee Chickadee @vikkaroni
You should really drink more.

It'll make me hilarious.
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Vikkadee Chickadee @vikkaroni
I wonder what the poor people are doing right now.

Oh, that's right, I'm tweeting to my imaginary friends.
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Vikkadee Chickadee @vikkaroni
"I'm not drunk."

-me, every time I'm drunk
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Vikkadee Chickadee @vikkaroni
My twitter machine just informed me I still have e-mail.

Who knew?
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SgtButtCheeks @SgtButtCheeks
Breakfast instagr.am/p/Qj97mrM6Fz/
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Matt Brian @m4tt
Apple's iPhone 5 is so good, even Samsung wants you to buy one: i.imgur.com/vLlrC.jpg (via @reddit)
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Elvis Kenevil @elwaytotheend
My wife is the sexiest most beautiful person that I have ever wanted to strangle.
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Big Money Rowlf @iRowlf
Blowjobs are like donuts.
If the homeowners association isn't giving out one or the other, I'm not going to the stupid fucking meeting.
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iPhone News @iPhone_News
AT&T launches 4G LTE in 10 new markets ahead of iPhone 5 launch dlvr.it/2BRNFW #iPhone
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ifonenation @ifonenation
Here Are All The iOS 6 Direct Download Links For Each Supported iDevice goo.gl/fb/RdV5v
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Brian Sweet @besweeet
iOS 6 IPSWs: istheapplestoredown.de/ios
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IJSMblog @IJSMblog
How To Cut SIM Card To Nano Size For #iPhone5 ijsmblog.com/2012/09/how-to…
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1 in a REDzillion @redheadfantasee
My Other Ride Is Your COCK! twitpic.com/avrwoc
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Jerm Himselfish @JermHimselfish
I have a really bad short-term memory but it's okay because I also have a really bad short-term memory.
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Against Suicide @AgainstSuicide
Telling a depressed person to be happy is like telling a cancer patient to cure themselves.
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♔Jesenia♔ @Luv_SxyJessie
Funny how we're all up for this! Love being a geek ❤😁 oh yeah! Oh iPhone cannot wait to have you in my hands 😝
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Mike-rosoft Beas @MikeBeas
First thing on every carrier’s website is iPhone 5. No other phone gets that. None.
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irrelevant @novocapulum
I have noticed that I get way more stars and retweets if I say cunt. I can safely conclude that my followers are classy as hell.
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TechSilks @techsilks
@shoesmith81 @iFant0m my bad, I misread, I thought you were referring to the 5, he is quite right the 4S doesn’t support any UK LTE band.
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iCarbons Bruce @iCarbonsBruce
apple.com Video iPhone 5
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Apple First @applefirst
Apple's big iPhone 5, iPod and iPad mini news will hit you in the pocket sns.mx/Vymey5
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Adham Gonzalez @The_Gonzi
Now that's a word.. pic.twitter.com/4p0aCvke
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Big Money Rowlf @iRowlf
Dudes who wear fedora hats look gayer than 6 dudes blowing each other, at an Elton John concert, while the Bravo channel films it.
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Sabbles @sabbles
Fight the system.... Seagull style.... ^^ fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn…
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Suicide @AintNoFamily
I smoke because I deserve to die before everyone else.
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♔Jesenia♔ @Luv_SxyJessie
SaturdayRespect✰*⌒*✰ @Holdemdogg @iFant0m @ItsMeScottG @iphoneMaster323 @iReaper954 @iphoneman76 @iphone4S_nerd @ItsMeRobertG @imsorussian
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angieMcSugarButt @LuvPug
Don't judge me but I plan on getting shitfaced at this place I'm at.
I'm at Chuck E. Cheese.
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Tim Van Horn @TVanHornWMC
Wife & I out to watch @MemphisWSoccer & support Carly Cassady #16 . She's got left side of D on lockdown! 2-0 lead at half #gotigersgo
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TheLittlestSlobo @LittlestSlobo
Cum see me at xxxanalplayroom.com.The 10,000 follower gets an autographed pic of my shaved tight pussy. OOPS wrong account. Sorry everyone.
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Bona Fide Intentions @BonaFideIntent
I've never been a follower. Well, I mean I follow u. Probably. Unless I don't of course. Then I'm not one of YOUR followers. I need a drink.
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Nerf Herder @TrueTorontoGirl
Words can be hurtful; especially when they’re written on the side of a baseball bat.
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Rusty @PeaceInTruth1
Practicing religion isn't the problem unless it keeps you from seeing that we're all the same regardless of race or sexual orientation.
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Rusty @PeaceInTruth1
Don't follow me if you can't take a fucking joke.
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Jerm Himselfish @JermHimselfish
I only date strong, independent women because they give the best piggy-back rides.
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Bill Mc7 @BillMc7
"SMH, SMH, SMH, hi, SMH, SMH" (a text message from Muhammad Ali)
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MemphisTigerNetwork @TigersMedia
Men's soccer is hosting a FREE clinic Sunday before the No. 11 women's soccer team takes on No. 5 Oklahoma State facebook.com/photo.php?fbid…
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Misha BBQJones @mishakey
My Southern accent gets more prominent with strong emotion. For example, I just said "Got dayam, y'all motherfuckers stank!"
596d               
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Parentpains @Parentpains
Leaving you with a look of shear disappointment is my signature sex move.
596d               
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Erica Thordarson @EricaTheThor
No thank you, food that takes longer than 3 minutes to microwave.
597d               
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Nichole @Nicholey23
If the song Stuck in the Middle with You doesn't make you think of Reservoir Dogs & that guy getting his ear hacked off, then you aren't me.
603d               
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Drunk N Naughty @drunkNnaughty
Why watch porn when you can make it.
603d               
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St. Jude @StJude
We have created a memorial fund to honor David McKee’s legacy and decades of service to the kids of @StJude: bit.ly/NgK49E
603d               
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Irina Tikhomirova @IrinaGreenVoice
Do you need a reason to save this planet? Here is one of the millions reasons >> pic.twitter.com/ZFLh5aEl
605d               
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Heather Loves You @HeatherLuvsYou
A foreign kid asked me how to speak English the other day, so I teached him some.
606d               
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Jonathan S. Geller @boygenius
in case you missed it, AT&T sucks. bgr.com/2012/08/17/att…
606d               
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UberFacts @UberFacts
Exercise can actually be BAD for your health! Learn more here: bit.ly/M2vPmzSP
609d               
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Corey Paterson @Midgetspar
Bar fights would be more entertaining if pissed off dudes climbed up on their buddies shoulders and yelled, "Chicken fight, mother fucker!"
609d               
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Disco @TheOneTrueDisco
My dick knows the palm of my hand like the back of my hand.
612d               
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Gidget @gidget_76
I wore Jams shorts and Hypercolor shirts so uh, yeah, I think I know a little bit about high fashion, asshole.
616d               
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Dave Hurley @hurlarious
I just realized if I saved my money I can be rich by the year 3581
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FrauDammt @FrauDammt
Bless my heart?!? Did you just tell me to fuck off?? I speak “Southern” bitch!!
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Sam Adams @SamAdamsTPP
IRS sent 2,137 tax refunds for $3.3M to 1 Lansing address last yr detroitnews.com/article/201208… #LNYHBT #tcot And they want to run our healthcare!
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Mario | JBM @JailbreakMatrix
Best Prank Ever LMFAO 1:50 > youtube.com/watch?v=cJID3h…
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inappropriate mom @nicfit75
It's a serious Lego project when the 1st thing my 5yo does is take off his shirt and gets me a beer from the fridge.
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Vikkadee Chickadee @vikkaroni
The only acceptable C word for describing women is Confident.

Cunts love it when you call them that.
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Rbert Cper @c0ff33a
RT @JamesMandy: bloke was just at my house, showed me this star wars AT-AT bunk bed he made for his kid, holy shit! twitpic.com/a6c1ep 💯👍👍
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UberFacts @UberFacts
"Schadenfreude" is a word for that feeling of joy and slight satisfaction you sometimes get from the misfortune of others.
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Kyle Lippert @Kyle_Lippert
We're the most evolved species and yet birds migrate instinctively while I need my smartphone to find a place to shit when I'm in public.
647d               
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Maarten Verkoren @verkoren
OMG dude discovers a huge beehive that was built up underneath his BBQ cover during winter bit.ly/MXzm2n
651d               
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Alex Grey @alexgreycosm
WORLD PRAYER WHEEL
Prayers to purifiy the elements, liberate all beings, sustain the Lifeweb, Peace On Earth! pic.twitter.com/gy87KSuY
653d               
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the fish ♛ @fishyy15
Here's a post on my website on how to hack WEP (Wifi) - fishyy15.com/?p=479
653d               
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Brian Jee @brianjee
Was watching Star Wars & realized F1 cars need onboard R2-D2s to repair failures on-track. Alternators, KERS, stuck DRS, brake duct inlets…
657d               
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anthony @iSpeakComedy
Snooki is expecting her baby on December 21, 2012... It's like the Mayans knew.
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JÆSIN RΩNIN @hipstagangsta
I need Korean Jesus from 21 Jump Street on my side. I can pray to him, cuz you know, he only deals with Korean shit. HE BUSY.
658d               
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the Cult of Mike @elvisknievil
If you buy Funyuns, Dr Pepper, and a microwave burrito you should get a free pack of Zig-Zags.
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Scott McClellan @alastormspotter
The most epic closed captioning fail in history....just happened. #colorado #wildfire pic.twitter.com/QdsyxNTB
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IOS-junkiez @IOSjunkiez
ios-junkiez.eu/index.php/foru…

Jailbreak IOS6 and install cydia
661d               
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John Heaton @JohnRHeaton
Justin Bieber looks like a younger, thinner-faced, gay version of an older, wider-faced straight guy. AM I RIGHT
665d               
1
2
Cult of Mac @cultofmac
Stare Into Mac Infinity With This Escher-Esque MacBook Pro Illusion [Image] cultm.ac/MlMKNz
665d               
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Big D Tiger 5 K @Dantier1307
@iFant0m Now Follow Michael Fant
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UberFacts @UberFacts
1 sperm cell contains about 37.5MB of DNA - So a normal ejaculation transfers about 1,587GB of data in 3 seconds.
671d               
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Carina Round @carinaround
Damnit you're right “@philsphace: @carinaround Revenge of the Nerds.... and the the quote is actually "what the fuck is a robster craw?"
671d               
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iModZone Downloads @iMZDL
These are not from us but give them a try if you cant wait amzdl.net/iOS6/ fb.me/1MhfwPQjU
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ziggy7 @bAdziggy7
redsn0wjailbreak.com/download-ios-6… <<
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iModZone Downloads @iMZDL
iPhone 4S iOS 6 Beta 1 - mediafire.com/?d5f7u3gts1qi5… fb.me/1rreOvTog
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0xOllie @P01sonMak3r
iphone.zeusmos.com/ios_6_beta__ip… Spread it iOS 6 Download Mirror iPhone 4S 6.0
675d               
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Stan Hutcheon @stnvh
udidead.stantheripper.com @UDIDead #UDIDead
675d               
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Jailbreak News [] @NewsJailbreak
Download iOS 6 (build 10a5316k) for iPad, iPhone, iPod touch [Beta 1 Dev] cydiablog.com/download-ios-6… via @JAlLBREAKS #ios6 #wwdc
675d               
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Joshua J. Drake @jduck
LOL @ latest MySQL auth bypass - j.mp/N0LRPv - while ! mysql -uPasswordedUser -pAnything; do false; done
676d               
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Rene Ritchie @reneritchie
iOS devs at WWDC you should follow: imore.com/2012/06/08/ios…(Twitter list form: twitter.com/#!/reneritchie…) (If I missed you, @ me and I'll add you!)
677d               
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iLGD @iLikeGirlsDaily
Jesus! (animated) i.imgur.com/zwv8B.gif
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AmyLooWho @DiaperSlinger
Dear fat guys with flip flops and toenails dragging the concrete...your tattoos look like cellulitis. Stop lookin at my tits.
679d               
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♔Jesenia♔ @Luv_SxyJessie
A new morning means a new beginning new struggle but w/the Lord by our side we can overcome challenges & turn obstacles into stepping stones
679d               
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PUSCIFER @puscifer
Don't try this at home... youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEo…
680d               
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prontopup @prontopup
Okay, for future reference here's how it works:

YOU'RE a moron.

YOUR grammar sucks.

In the days of YORE, you'd also have been a moron.
681d               
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flawlessfox @flawlessfox
@l33tdawg: #HITB2012AMS Speakers Reception with @p0sixninja @aaronash @flawlessfox bit.ly/JORaiD” Awesome pic.
682d               
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Absinthe Jailbreak @TheAbsinthe
How To improve iPhone 4S, 4, 3GS Battery Life ? absinthejailbreak.com/how-to-improve…
682d               
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D.D Q. Ardiente @Soy_Loco90
My roomie walked in on us. 8 times.
684d               
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3
pod2g @pod2g
For people asking about the picture of the Apple Store. Left to right: @p0sixninja, @planetbeing, <vendor>, @iOPK, @pimskeks, @pod2g.
688d               
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Carlos Pizano @spookeyboy
Absinthe 2.0 trending World Wide!!!! This is fucking amazing. #chronicdevteam #ABSINTHE2.0
692d               
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Cult of Mac @cultofmac
Jailbreaking Your iPhone Or iPad? Here Are 10 Of The Best Cydia Apps To Try First cultofmac.com/141727/jailbre…
692d               
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Aaron Ash @aaronash
Awesome pic, the @chronicdevteam on the way to #HITB. Left to right: @pimskeks @iOPK @pod2g @p0sixninja @planetbeing pic.twitter.com/67EuEobA
693d               
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iPhone News @iPhone_News
Mockup time: Here’s a nice 3.95-inch iPhone 5 concept video: With the Wall Street Journal having lent its aura o... bit.ly/L3qwlg
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