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This tweet is so gay it just got refused service at a convenience store in Arizona.
Protip: Speeding up animations 75% in iOS 7 makes it much nicer
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It's all about dick pills, Dodge, and the discount double check.
"So kids, I was married to your mom & I met this girl on Twitter, we started DMing and one thing led to another"
-How I Met Your Stepmother
Why We Love Sports Today: Grizzlies draft 8-year-old Charvis Brewer, who has cerebral palsy, in ceremony.
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Reppin' at ! > RT : Wearing the Bear and seeing the at the Zoo.
Our daughter's 1st game. Hoping to see her godfather
And the desire for the unprepared To blame others for the devastation Left in the wake of change VIDEO
We have the greatest sideline announcers and in the nba. Grit n Grind all the time
A Perfect Circle - Weak and Powerless: via VIDEO
TED: Arthur Benjamin: The magic of Fibonacci numbers - Arthur Benjamin (2013)
1st haircut. Just a little bit to keep out of her eyes. The curls were definitely not touched.
Ask yourself if you knew you were going to die tomorrow how would you treat your loved ones today?
That's how we should always treat them.
OS X Mavericks Has Hidden Wallpapers, Here’s How To Access Them
I listen to GG Allin instead of doing drugs
RT : Here's a shot of the International Space Station taken through my 8" Schmidt-Cassegrain scope:
Magic mushrooms (psilocybin) can make you permanently more creative, curious and inquisitive.
OS X Mavericks, iWork, and iLife is available for free. Somebody just had a nervous breakdown at Microsoft.
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iPhone 5s review: tons of details for your geeking pleasure.
A little disappointed in this new grading system in schools in Memphis... Lowering the bar isn't gonna help these kids in life
Figuring out iOS7 is like doing homework with a sparkly pen that dots the "i's" with hearts against my will.
If you hear someone complaining about paying *again* for an iOS 7-updated app, tell them go to Starbucks and demand another latte for free.
Amazing. The girl who set herself on fire while twerking was a stuntwoman. The video was faked by Jimmy Kimmel. haha
Text someone "I could be the next Obama " with your iPhone and make sure you push Space after 'Obama' then hit send and watch what happens.
Blackberry doesn't have autocorrect. Probably because if you own a Blackberry its clear you've embraced the concept of being wrong.
paper sculpture that makes you feel high if you're not already: VIDEO
'Cash Only' places you are totally dead to me. Like I have any money.
Just ate some string cheese that had beef jerky in it.
STRING CHEESE THAT HAD BEEF JERKY IN IT.
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Close flybys, sea crashes, & an aircraft carrier model the size of a compact car: 's new vid has it all.
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How to get iOS 7 by activating the UDID on your iDevice: via VIDEO
send $6 to to register your device udid then, download iOS7 beta & restore in itunes 😉
I’m not the one doing the downloads guys. is….his site is
Download iOS 7.0 BETA for iPad, iPhone, iPod touch
iOS 7 Concept Showcases Rumored Flat Design And Panoramic Wallpapers [VIDEO]
SPECIAL BLOG: "And Baby Makes More Than Three"
I'll make ya a little Angel if you help us build ENTHEON!
Why do I see all these" RIP Kurt Cobain" tweets but no "RIP Layne Staley" tweets? They're both legends of grunge.
Toyota GT86/Scion FR-S, 2012
Add the Harlem Shake to your iPhone’s Lock screen
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This is China’s iPhone 5S
Lol. Genuis RT : hahahahaha has officially made the ONLY 'harlem shake' video worth watching!! VIDEO
they just dont get it... RT : Notorious Chinese Company Releases The iPhone 5S Before Apple Does
Hey guys go follow this baby that lives in a box and occasionally looks at semi naked women in @LitteAssKicker!
's can develop a bad back. A depressed, unloved Leo will have a sore back.
I’m a bad motherfucker until someone hands me a puppy.
If someone you follow tweets something that makes you laugh, don't be selfish.
Retweet that shit. I want to see it too.
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For power users. A fix for Weather.app :
Time is slightly faster 12 inches above the ground as opposed to at the ground. This means your feet are slightly younger than your head.
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Just want to take this time to thank 4 all their hard work, u guys are amazing!
Semen contains estrogen and prostaglandins, both component are known to lower levels of depression in women.
Something has to change, undeniable dilemma, but I'm not a burden anyone should bare.
If you people plan to upgrade to iOS 6.1 please don't do an OTA upgrade. Please make a full restore using iTunes.
With less than an hour’s time of instruction, people can be taught how to hold their breath underwater for over 4 minutes.
Winter at The Grand Canyon. An amazing photo.
RT us to your pals 😉
I hope this iPhone 5 jailbreak gets here faster than my 9000th tweet
Never judge a Tool song by it's title. Unless it's Prison Sex or Stinkfist or Hooker With A Penis or Aenema or Jerk-off or FUCK IT NEVERMIND
How do we know Oprah is not doping?
We haven't heard anything, yet... RT I wonder if Lance Armstrong admitted to using steroids to
I don't ask for much, sunny days, a few close friends, and a world without fucking cancer.
No matter how long I have stayed off drugs, I still look through everything in my Dr's office while I am waiting. Old habits die hard!
Imagine if dogs didn't just do doggy style. They 69d and did dog missionary and sometimes choked each other etc. That would be adorable.
Currently the best thing on the entire Internet.
Don't drink and drive. Free rides from AAA. 1-800-222-4357 Put it in your phone right now.
...now that my parents are gone, things have changed. make sure you let your loved ones KNOW what they mean to you.
Holy shit! Eagle swoops down and tries to carry off small child!!!
If I drink $50 worth of booze I pass out. If I smoke $50 in weed, I eat $50 I'n food. Stimulate the economy, legalize it.
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You are getting very sleepy.
Now that I have you hypnotized, you will starfuck the shit out of me... And maybe a retweet here and there...
I'm hilarious when I drink. Ask anybody I know.
I only know me.
You should really drink more.
It'll make me hilarious.
I wonder what the poor people are doing right now.
Oh, that's right, I'm tweeting to my imaginary friends.
"I'm not drunk."
-me, every time I'm drunk
My twitter machine just informed me I still have e-mail.
Apple's iPhone 5 is so good, even Samsung wants you to buy one: (via )
My wife is the sexiest most beautiful person that I have ever wanted to strangle.
Blowjobs are like donuts.
If the homeowners association isn't giving out one or the other, I'm not going to the stupid fucking meeting.
AT&T launches 4G LTE in 10 new markets ahead of iPhone 5 launch
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My Other Ride Is Your COCK!
I have a really bad short-term memory but it's okay because I also have a really bad short-term memory.
Telling a depressed person to be happy is like telling a cancer patient to cure themselves.
Funny how we're all up for this! Love being a geek ❤😁 oh yeah! Oh iPhone cannot wait to have you in my hands 😝
First thing on every carrier’s website is iPhone 5. No other phone gets that. None.
I have noticed that I get way more stars and retweets if I say cunt. I can safely conclude that my followers are classy as hell.
my bad, I misread, I thought you were referring to the 5, he is quite right the 4S doesn’t support any UK LTE band.
Apple's big iPhone 5, iPod and iPad mini news will hit you in the pocket
Shoutout To My New Followers - thank you so much .... xxxx
Dudes who wear fedora hats look gayer than 6 dudes blowing each other, at an Elton John concert, while the Bravo channel films it.
Fight the system.... Seagull style.... ^^
I smoke because I deserve to die before everyone else.
Don't judge me but I plan on getting shitfaced at this place I'm at.
I'm at Chuck E. Cheese.
Wife & I out to watch & support Carly Cassady #16 . She's got left side of D on lockdown! 2-0 lead at half
Cum see me at .The 10,000 follower gets an autographed pic of my shaved tight pussy. OOPS wrong account. Sorry everyone.
I've never been a follower. Well, I mean I follow u. Probably. Unless I don't of course. Then I'm not one of YOUR followers. I need a drink.
Words can be hurtful; especially when they’re written on the side of a baseball bat.
Practicing religion isn't the problem unless it keeps you from seeing that we're all the same regardless of race or sexual orientation.
Don't follow me if you can't take a fucking joke.
I only date strong, independent women because they give the best piggy-back rides.
"SMH, SMH, SMH, hi, SMH, SMH" (a text message from Muhammad Ali)
Men's soccer is hosting a FREE clinic Sunday before the No. 11 women's soccer team takes on No. 5 Oklahoma State
My Southern accent gets more prominent with strong emotion. For example, I just said "Got dayam, y'all motherfuckers stank!"
Leaving you with a look of shear disappointment is my signature sex move.
No thank you, food that takes longer than 3 minutes to microwave.
If the song Stuck in the Middle with You doesn't make you think of Reservoir Dogs & that guy getting his ear hacked off, then you aren't me.
Why watch porn when you can make it.
We have created a memorial fund to honor David McKee’s legacy and decades of service to the kids of :
Do you need a reason to save this planet? Here is one of the millions reasons >>
A foreign kid asked me how to speak English the other day, so I teached him some.
in case you missed it, AT&T sucks.
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Bar fights would be more entertaining if pissed off dudes climbed up on their buddies shoulders and yelled, "Chicken fight, mother fucker!"
My dick knows the palm of my hand like the back of my hand.
I wore Jams shorts and Hypercolor shirts so uh, yeah, I think I know a little bit about high fashion, asshole.
I just realized if I saved my money I can be rich by the year 3581
Bless my heart?!? Did you just tell me to fuck off?? I speak “Southern” bitch!!
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IRS sent 2,137 tax refunds for $3.3M to 1 Lansing address last yr And they want to run our healthcare!
Best Prank Ever LMFAO 1:50 > VIDEO
It's a serious Lego project when the 1st thing my 5yo does is take off his shirt and gets me a beer from the fridge.
The only acceptable C word for describing women is Confident.
Cunts love it when you call them that.
RT : bloke was just at my house, showed me this star wars AT-AT bunk bed he made for his kid, holy shit! 💯👍👍
"Schadenfreude" is a word for that feeling of joy and slight satisfaction you sometimes get from the misfortune of others.
We're the most evolved species and yet birds migrate instinctively while I need my smartphone to find a place to shit when I'm in public.
OMG dude discovers a huge beehive that was built up underneath his BBQ cover during winter
WORLD PRAYER WHEEL
Prayers to purifiy the elements, liberate all beings, sustain the Lifeweb, Peace On Earth!
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Was watching Star Wars & realized F1 cars need onboard R2-D2s to repair failures on-track. Alternators, KERS, stuck DRS, brake duct inlets…
Snooki is expecting her baby on December 21, 2012... It's like the Mayans knew.
I need Korean Jesus from 21 Jump Street on my side. I can pray to him, cuz you know, he only deals with Korean shit. HE BUSY.
If you buy Funyuns, Dr Pepper, and a microwave burrito you should get a free pack of Zig-Zags.
The most epic closed captioning fail in history....just happened.
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Justin Bieber looks like a younger, thinner-faced, gay version of an older, wider-faced straight guy. AM I RIGHT
Stare Into Mac Infinity With This Escher-Esque MacBook Pro Illusion [Image]
1 sperm cell contains about 37.5MB of DNA - So a normal ejaculation transfers about 1,587GB of data in 3 seconds.
Damnit you're right “: Revenge of the Nerds.... and the the quote is actually "what the fuck is a robster craw?"
These are not from us but give them a try if you cant wait
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iOS devs at WWDC you should follow: (Twitter list form: ) (If I missed you, @ me and I'll add you!)
Dear fat guys with flip flops and toenails dragging the concrete...your tattoos look like cellulitis. Stop lookin at my tits.
A new morning means a new beginning new struggle but w/the Lord by our side we can overcome challenges & turn obstacles into stepping stones
Don't try this at home... VIDEO
Okay, for future reference here's how it works:
YOU'RE a moron.
YOUR grammar sucks.
In the days of YORE, you'd also have been a moron.
“: Speakers Reception with ” Awesome pic.
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My roomie walked in on us. 8 times.
For people asking about the picture of the Apple Store. Left to right: , , <vendor>, , , .
Absinthe 2.0 trending World Wide!!!! This is fucking amazing. .0
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Awesome pic, the on the way to . Left to right:
Mockup time: Here’s a nice 3.95-inch iPhone 5 concept video: With the Wall Street Journal having lent its aura o...
It's a Mad Season kind of day.
What is "a dick in your mouth?" Alex
You're beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial expires.
why do home improvement commercials always show smiling couples instead of screaming ones because SOMEBODY DIDN'T READ THE DIRECTIONS