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. Also for entirely professional reasons I tried this too. Type "photobombing animals" into Google Images and laugh and laugh
Whenever I try, it gets cut out!
Hmm. BBC Wales have really beefed up security since I was last here.
My cat has a new special power. since we don't have carpeting as a target, she'll puke down AC vents.
Yes, Corrinne. He is a great guy. I call him "Papa Don". He is a father figure to me. A life coach. He and his wife are great
Must not eat my sandwiches yet.
Must not eat my sandwiches yet.
Must not eat my sandwiches yet.
You haven't seen these moves on Strictly!
Cuts to grants for poorest students and science - precisely the opposite of what government should be considering
this might be interesting to you - Twitter chat today at 2pm RE
you are holding the bow with your pinky out. Hehehe. Cute.
I shall so be looking them up!
Indeed (much as I like the tower, the bells and the word campanile). Hope he appreciates the effort all the way from India.
can from my phone though. See also:
Surely it's a "collection"!?
Go Girl ... they are lucky to get it
RT ": Comments feed: "The mind is a tainted illusion full of dysfunction. Thanks for listening.""
that was very early in the morning
Writing script about Prostitutes and The Royal Navy .... must not use the word Seamen
Is engineering too geeky for girls? Of course not
Younger beast insists that we take Ganeri's The Self out with us, "'cause I'm reading it."
Just had a mass spec guy tell me to "stay tuned." Found that amusing. What would a chromatographer or a spectroscopist tell me?
big scientific bust ups between researchers would be good too ...
You are not the only one who thinks this. I also think this!
An Interactive Guide To The Fourier Transform
Another perspective on the Webber/Vettel strategy debate
Sometimes I feel like I am cleaning a sewer of CBT for psychosis research - its not nice down here
Engineering and Society ebook free to download today and next Friday!
Mother Nature talks nanotech: data storage breakthrough
Photoset: Ceremony of the Eagles and Jaguars
No mention of paid traineeships? MT : Great piece by Early Career Museum Professionals
In today's episode Reed discovers that he's woefully underprepared for the real world.
CONVINCE visitors you’ve won the Euromillions Lottery by putting your heating on. (via )
'Will it take another world war to get more women into engineering?'
Recording as away, enjoy :0) RT Eeeees Montalbano time. Bellissimo!
MT : Ultrasonic shoe sensors help visually impaired: thought you might be interested
Hope Malala wins Peace Prize. Need to give it to people who've been there, not rich white people who do presentations on it
Why didn't Peter Higgs answer his phone? No-bel.
Did The Telegraph combine every crap DSM5 article into one condensed supercrap article 4 months late? Yes it did.
According to suggested serving sizes I'm often a 'Family of 4'.
ok lets get something clear now. i dont do racism, homophobia, pretentious wankers, or nob ends. if u are one of the above please unfollow
14 Amateur Photos Taken With the Very First Consumer Camera Today's via
I have made it a rule in life never to listen to anything my brain tells me at 4 o'clock in the morning.
These jellyfish-mulching robots could be the savior of the seas
Is the ongoing use of placebo in relapse-prevention clinical trials in schizophrenia justified? Interesting issue
I liked Sir Vivian Fuchs - the Times once ran a headline "'Sir Vivian Fuchs Off To The Arctic"
I've been 'unofficially' told that if I continued to disparage the Daily Mail 'it won't end well.' My considered legal reply is - Bollocks.
Help if I hear another Tory going on about "hard working people",shall be tempted to go to bed all day with bottle of gin.Countersuggestible
that's excellent. Will serve the kids plenty of snacks in the run up to Xmas
Browsing M&S site for trousers, the review of 'really comfy, haven't had to pull them up all day' isn't really selling them to me
I don't like it when the fire alarm goes off when I'm in the toilet.
A very British demonstrator RT : I think this man speaks for us all. (via )
Cheered me up! Lovely cat.
Stroke survivors: retraining the brain:
Decided it was time to install this
frosted flowers this morning - first red
A shambles of politicians
Or more specifically -
A disgrace of Tories
A compromise of liberals
A befuddle of labour
So let me get this right. A husband can leave his wife and kids, remarry and his ex subsidises his tax break?
What is the crazy frog singing about? — He's singing the element song in Dutch.
Student: "Is it bad if the mobile phrase ran off my TLC plate?"
Just so everybody is clear all my tweets are actually written by me and not part of a performance art project
The sixth rule of Fight Club is 'Leave it, Darren! He's not worth it!'.
News: Self-healing concrete research voted most likely to change the world
I have been conditioned to fly into a rage when ever I hear the bloody Samsung whistle. Hateful thing.
Hannah Redler. Inspiring Head of Media Space (the final frontier), Science Museum
If you're in London on Thursday eve, this psychology discussion with looks interesting
Mental Illnesses as Monsters:
"Naked, Bleeding Thief Breaks Into Museum, Spends the Night Rearranging its Storage Facility" / best headline ever.
"Can I find a side-winding thermal body belt?! Can I buffalo!"
give us time. The laser isn't tuned up high enough yet and the targeting system locks on to the guinea pigs instead.
Finally paraphrasing: "They will know you by your works", Just be a damn good Engineer and simply smile at them
Too true, I was employed as a cleaner at a school in my student days and my official job title was domestic engineer!
Google Earth for Ancient times
How to Fall in Love With Math
Talk about role reversal, does that mean that it's your behind hanging out of your pants and not theirs?
give em a highly detailed lecture in the chemistry of making tea and biscuits, and then a test. They wont ask again.
Ah, yes. I'd feel a bit bad inflicting the beasts upon them. :)
The opposite of sexting. RT : Found on a classroom floor... The love correspondence of 13-year-olds.
Congratulations to Croatia on their Flag Constructors' Championship
But you are such bad luck on him
Apologies for the spam. Passwords now changed. If I were going to spam you, it would be about *eating* food. The puns write themselves
My 5 yr old son (Vivek) and 2 yr old daughter (Sarika) captured in an infinite series of spheres
Women and yogurt: what's the connection? My looking into why apparently only women eat yogurt.
I agree in principle. Evil succeeds when good people do nothing. I'm not sure any more if we've helped Iraq or Afghanistan.
Some serious moral cowardice from our illustrious MPs tonight. Disappointing, frustrating, shameful.
I wish i was a geek - im reading how to run Andriod on my pc - but it might as well be in Gallifreyan & it has something to do with penguins
How to Make Nopalitos For those who liked the ‘Decolonize Your Diet, Eat Nopales!’ post, here’s a !
Nice summing up of DSM-5 controversies from
Blog post by me at Cambridge University Press about a book I edited on Avicenna:
Why is there so much focus in the media on engineering? (via )
Spot the kangaroo: how language shapes our view of the world
Touch and Movement Neurons Shape the 's Internal Image of the Body ► •
Don't think she believed me when I told her that pretty much all crops are technically GMO or 'man made' as they don't exist in the wild.
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I eat more chicken any man ever seen
See how we helped Florence remain in her home and stay independent following her husband, an member's death.
shhhh dont tell evrypeople thr sonly soooo many botttttlsss and iss wanting to b buti beatlfl boofl pretty cheers
That's all I need by way of excuse to open a bottle tonight. I always hoped it was medicinal - now I know.
Fantastic, and beautifully illustrated. "11 Untranslatable Words From Other Cultures"
Video: A Chiapas Medicine Man Follow the link to see the story of don Sergio Castro.
Great new resource for aspiring scientists.And the chance to contribute towards real research! RT pls?
DRAFT: Surveying the Facts. Comments welcome.
22 Words | Dolly Parton’s original recording of “Jolene” slowed down by 25% is surprisingly awesome
What do young people really think about engineering?: Small-scale surveys of youngsters’ attitudes to engineer...
Trains on the metropolitan line are simultaneously delayed and not delayed due to an uncollapsed wave function at Moorgate.
Breakfast meeting at 7am. 7am breakfast meeting. At meeting breakfast 7am. No matter how I arrange those words they still don't make sense.
This documentary, titled “How To Build A Supercar”, is an incredible look inside the Woking headquarters of...
That's why it's full. Contrarian safety in numbers. :)
“ Message from Ban Ki-moon on Peoples Day! ”
Gove: all young people in the 21st century will need to be equally comfortable with reading, writing and programming.
How to use an Audi R18 e-tron quattro everyday … … VIDEO
3 dilemmas. Diagnosis for Mexico's Energy Future:
Fish Fear Robotic Predators, Unless They're Drunk -
See also: atheists. MT : The anti-trolls are becoming as frothed-up, mental, mob-happy and bloodthirsty as the trolls. Sad days.
*coughs* [everyone glares] Sorry. Sorry... [elevator muzac continues]
Psychiatrists: the drug pushers
All your strawberries are belong to Suze.
WARNING! ESTCube-1 is on a possible collision course with a space debris. The particle COSMOS 2251 DEB originates...
I come to Bury St Edmunds, not to praise him.
And headlines are invariably written by the subs, right?
The stars of our Food Porn shoot tomorrow have arrived YUM
i did once conduct a half hour conversation in a made up language with a very persistent one. until i cracked.
thanks for the reminder, cant miss that. Two Seriously interesting but seemingly different people.
dog owners who advocate electroshock dog collars should demonstrate that they "don't hurt" by wearing them themselves! Just cruel
Hmmm. I get that IA stuff. Can't hear it over my thighs screaming "EAT CAKE" though...
"I believe in diagnosis but the DSM is just a door-stop" - takes the fig leaf off a straw man
Very important for the builder to have his truck radio on at FULL VOLUME. Otherwise his earmuffs and circular saw muffle the music.
Not clicking. Can't make me, won't make me.
That is not what I meant at all. RT ": We never talk of Michelangelo anymore."
"Intelligent knife" tells surgeon if tissue is cancerous
Top tips from Wellcome for curator/producers of engaging science projects:
I feel we don't dance together enough any more, Twitter. Let's remedy that. *puts on jazz shoes*
Watch an astronaut wash her hair in zero gravity
This one is also great. He's such a poseur.
I just read a self-penned bio in which the author described themselves as “an award winning polymath”. “Cock” would have saved characters.
Seagulls. In the sea. Where they're supposed to be.
or one that shows up well in UV so we can zap them with lasers more easily...
Andy Murray's border terriers Maggie May and Rusty are ready for Sunday v :o)
. for every tweet like this you need 99 tweets abt cases where rape occurred, followed by 99 asking "why do men do this?"
"Bloody immigrants come over here but they don't contribute anything useful!" - Person who spends about 9 hours a day posting on Facebook
Gawd bless the Museum of London!
'Museums, as much as places to go and see things, are places to go & talk about things' Harris & Zucker
I use twitter. A time lag, but that goes without saying. :)
I'm queuing outside royal college of Pathologists.if you didn't
know a pathologist is someone who studies paths
it's four shitloads, leading to a potential bastardgeddon
How do engineers save lives? Check out our new STEM activities resource!
Ahh yes, the link to the Young Journalist blog about
TeenTech Awards 2013: The Winners!
Only the British would need a guide to queuing
Listening to ? Find out more about our hybrid system VIDEO
Side efect of sewing session - the bow
It’s gotten dark at the . Good thing we're more than prepared.
I just won an argument by belching in 's face.
the third film Tokyo Drift is a treat for you, your Spanish will be so good it'll have to turn back into Latin for new words
Le Mans 2013 Preview: Race Anatomy of an R18 E-Tron For those who like the geeky bits.
Like bacon? But what's that got to do with computers? Contains ham.
young was in my lab back in the day. Good to see he hasn't forgotten his chem roots :-)
Are you in next Saturday June 22nd? We still have some spaces left- Book your seats at the BBC.
Overheard :"He looks like a slightly ponderous balloon." Quite possibly the best description EVER.
“: Moody teenagers? They're possessed by spirits, according to widespread belief in a rural corner of India ”
Official Start of at 2:30pm
THE STIG JUST GOT WIIINGS!!! …
completely agree with you!
It's actually a wallaby - a roo-thless criminal
If I find two spelling mistakes in a job ad, do I get to make two spelling mistakes in the resume I send them?
Coffee rust epidemic in Central America; likely to worsen as expands fungal disease's ideal habitat:
I just helped a lovely snail to safety. Then a bush twatted me in the fizog!
My fave ever: "I have invented a perpetual motion machine. I can't tell you how though. It's a secret. *Requires a response*"
Confused sparrow with swallow. Please book me in to my clinic
PRO TIP: Authors, want to know who refereed your manuscript and gave you a shitty report? Just ask the NSA, they probably know.
I'm not. That is what's known as Yorkshire sunshine. Something Londoners never get to experience
The local wino's arguing with a pigeon again. The pigeon's position on Hume's empirical objections to Anselm's ontological argument is sound
Nairobi Sisters - Promised Land. via VIDEO
You can stop with the sex jokes and start with the fat jokes. I sat on it. I sat on the bed and it landed on the floor. Well, partly.
Bowie exhibition, met a lovely friend of the Mrs, drunk umpteen coffees, ate loads of cake, lounged in park & bought new jeans. Great day :)
Surgery reveals a person's body to be flipped from left to right: More in my NYT story:
10th May - Botanic Gardens pharmacy
I have been laughing hysterically at this for the last five minutes
Yep. Or Incubi and Succubi. Anal probes. Spinach. etc.
Is that not cruel, to drink gin before it's dead?
I hope I accidentally eat the eight-legged BASTARD.
aargh! So many great T's. I blame you because I HAD to buy this
Busy day yesterday and a great result for everyone , the car was great all race. Today is a chill out day.
Check out our new and evolving garage playlist: RACE TRACKS VIDEO
i read it as cat flaps first and puzzled over the message..
RT 11th C, hospitals in the Muslim world pioneered the idea of treating patients with mental illness