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Atheists: As soon as you watch this Ray Comfort video, you'll see how silly you're being. Glory! VIDEO
Why is it ok to end an animal's suffering but it's immoral if it's a person?
"Their proponents can make the theories increasingly elaborate to accommodate new observations; and, ultimately,...
Census on Obama’s 1st Term: Real Median Income Down $2,627; People in Poverty Up 6,667,000; Record 46,496,000 Poor
BF: I though she'd have a whistle & I'd get away w/it.
GF: W/rape?! Rot in jail U bastard!
Government jobs bills are a joke. Government can't create jobs or wealth b/c it relies on the dispersion & destruction of wealth to exist.
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My book The Young Atheist’s Survival Guide goes on *massive* discount tomorrow: . Get your clicking finger prepared!
Nativity scene = naïveté scene. They always spell it wrong.
I have never understood why it is "greed" 2 want to keep the money you have earned but not greed 2 want to take somebody else's money.Sowell
Moral crusades on vice are an evergreen political tool of distraction. Freedom of consenting adults the collateral damage. Control, the loot
"I'll be as aware of my life after death as I was before birth." - Pliny the Elder
This quote cured me of my fear of death.
There is more evidence for aka than there is for any god, but god belief is more widely accepted. Why?
We’ll never know what happened that night btwn Zimmerman & Martin. We do know if there hadn’t been a gun, they’d both be alive to tell us.
A nation of sheep breeds a government of wolves!
A Conservative in the Atheist World - Conservative Skeptic:
It's a common mistake by people who have no children to think that those who do are, by default, happy.
I'm having urges that I am not happy with and I wish would go away. Not. Oh. Kay.
On what did Jesus ride into Jerusalem?
Matthew 21:5-7 An ass & a colt.
Mark 11:7 Luke 19:35 A colt.
John 12:14 An ass.
Re-watch the of Obama at U.N. blaming YouTube video for ==> VIDEO
We are fortunate to have so many London-based media pundits on hand to explain why thousands of folk they never met, voted the way they did
65% of Scholars believe the biblical word "Hell" was Misinterpreted as it was derived from the Jewish word "Schoel" which means "Grave Yard"
The ONLY 'evidence' u’ve a soul is in a book whose covert author claims dominion over ur soul - Y is ur Spider-sense NOT tingling?
If you think the human imagination is without limit, try to imagine a new color
Some scientist offer a hint on how life was formed from inanimate matter
Autocorrect could spell trubble for the evolution of human thought processes.
After a day of fishing I go to the comic book store and charge the guys 10 dollars to smell my fingers.
“: If you could talk to your 10-year-old self, what would you say?"
"Actually Rick, I'll be honest. It's pretty much full size now"
and droppin skeptic bombs
Hey @JesusTalks2 next week can you do ? You'll need a lot of graphs...and a lobotomy.
"New Genesis pack includes 4 figures! Adam, Eve, the snake, and God*! (*God figure is invisible.)
. Carl Bernstein and Captain Hook is about the best I can come up with.
"Atheist in Music & Art"- includes + more
"What was the rush to get to space? We landed a man on the moon before someone thought about putting wheels on a suitcase" - Karl Pilkington
'We have therefore undertaken the fight against the atheistic movement" Adolf Hitler,speech in Berlin on 24 Oct. 1933
“Anti-Gay Rant w/Surprise Ending”
Jobless Claims Number Doesn’t Include California via
Laughed so hard I'm crying - Lee Camps newest!
"It is not a God, just & good, but a devil, under the name of , that the describes." Thomas Paine US founder
RT : The Rumble 2012: Bill O'Reilly vs Jon Stewart (Full): via VIDEO
Savage Islam 1 - Blasphemy -
The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government
does not ﬁrst take from somebody else. Rogers 1948
Americans’ Incomes Have Fallen $3,040 During the Obama ‘Recovery’
Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain.
Science put man on the moon within 70 years of first manned flight. Religion believed in geocentrism for 400 years after it was proven false
": one who follows the teachings of insofar as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin." Ambrose Bierce
I have nothing but contempt for those who say the response of the extremists is the responsibility of those who offended them.
Your God is the best God.
In fact, he's the only God.
All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish.
Not yours though. Yours is real.
If something you’re doing or thinking isn’t fixing or improving the situation then it’s wasting your time.
I'm think the reason creationism isn't given a lot of serious debate is the same as the reason you wouldn't debate a leprechaun expert.
I find when you ask them why other religions are bullshit, then they totally get it!
So, FTR (if you haven't already guessed) I find no value in . It's not only superfluous but a co-opting organization.
100 billion neutrinos pass through your thumbnail every second. 8 1/2 minutes ago they were in the heart of the Sun
A good portion of human struggle is directly related to the average human's inability to mind their own fucking business.
Assuming one is an atheist because they're mad at God is like assuming one doesn't believe in fairies because they're mad at Tinkerbell.
Who has killed more, Satan or God? (Biblical numbers only, no estimates) Satan 10, God 2,476,633
Women's Poetry vs Men's Poetry
You decide who the winner should be.
Why the hell isn't this on every channel on the networks? ( live at )
Livestream NASA for the Mars Landing NOW through RiAus!
NOW that is!
You can view on your iPhone, or iPad!
"Clean feed" of JPL mission control for landing (cameras/audio only, no commentary) see
Death doesn't affect the living because it has not happened yet. Death doesn't concern the dead because they have ceased to exist. -Maugham
The most wonderful thing about "God" is that he's confined to a poorly edited fantasy novel.
"Reality is what trips you up when you run around with your eyes closed."
The foolish reject what they see and not what they think; the wise reject what they think and not what they see.
GodBlock - Protect your children -
Burning My Copy Of The God Delusion
"You cant prove god doesn't exist"
You cant prove that I'm not controlling your mind to make you say stupid shit.
You have a hard time believing a book that talks about unicorns, people living to 900+ years of age and a virgin mother?
Why Anti-Authoritarians are Diagnosed as Mentally Ill
Some twins create their own language, known as "cryptophasia," that only they can understand.
Really?? Well Jesus thinks you're an Asshole. "Christians Fight for Their Children's God-Given Right to Bully Gay Kids ”
If you deny the existence of thousands of gods but complain to when someone suggests yours might not be real
The Bible - The False Premise of American Theocracy via
Why do believers blame humanity for evil when it says in Isaiah 45: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things?
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“: "it smells like..religion"”/ You've stepped in dog shit haven't you?
RT : "300 years after the enlightenment we have to have a rally for the fucking obvious" -Tim Minchin
. 93% of the National Academy of Sciences is atheist and science DIRECTLY refutes the claims of your bronze age cult.
There should be more rap songs about the importance of maintaining good credit.
"I love to go the park and watch the little kiddies shout and run, cause they don't know I'm using blanks. -- Emo Phillips",
The Most Astounding Fact (Neil DeGrasse Tyson) - - - YouTube - MaxSchlick -
(10 Christ-like Figures Who Pre-Date Jesus)
If every left the USA, it would lose 93% of the National Academy of Sciences but less than 1% of the prison population.
Think Jesus was a good noble person? You haven't read the bible thoroughly. Luke 14:26 Matthew 15:22-26 Mark 11:1-3 Mark 11:12-14
MIRROR Thunderf00t: The best emotional porn: via VIDEO
How to delete your Google Browsing History before new policy last chance to delete Google History & damning info.
10 Scariest States To Be An Atheist | Belief | AlterNet
The people must raise their voice when the rich bail themselves out while cutting services for the people.
FBI, DHS, Pentagon, Fed using social media for spying, propaganda: via VIDEO
Good video listing some of the best posters on youtube. The video itself is good, too. VIDEO
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
By the time I realized my father was right, I had a son telling me I was wrong. ~Henry Winkler
ask him who Horus was. Same bio as Jesus, only 3000 yrs earlier and did all the same party tricks. Raise dead, walk/water, birth
Baby Monkeys With 6 Genomes Are Scientific First: Scientific American via
Fun game. Write down Bible verses on & put them in a hat. Take turns following the command you draw & see who gets arrested first.
Let's only use when refering to the enemy of joy.
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Don't read it, just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree.
Why is it most religious people demand proof of the existence of every god but theirs?
i find the idea of a deity so insecure that it needs to create lesser beings to worship it truly hilarious.
"People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them." ~Dave Barry
. If only regret came in a flavor...
Woman Who Died 331 Years Ago Is Responsible for Boy’s Surprise Survival, Says Deluded Pope
If you assert an even num blades of grass in world, I don't have to prove odd to reject your belief as unproven.
"I burned a candle at both ends and it gave a lovely light." on finding out he had cancer. Better man than I.
Hate E-mails with Richard Dawkins
So this guy at the airport says "Jesus loves you," and I say "Hey, we were kids, it was a handjob, let's not go overboard."
Pulled out "Hello Kitty is pink because she is square" in class to show that having a claim and reason isn't enough to make a good argument.
Horace Walpole said "
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy for those who think"
Super-Committee to be replaced by Mega-Committee. Then Ultra-Committee. Then by China.
Watching the documentary on Alan tonight left me ashamed to be British, the treatment this genius suffered was unconscionable.
WOW >> UCSF team develops ‘logic gates’ to program bacteria as computers
If you have read the bible and do not notice God's psychological issues than you are the one with a problem.
Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. ~ Ronald Reagan
@shakureye Nazi Constitution art. 24:"..The Party, as such, stands for positive Christianity..It combats the Jewish-materialist.."
LH: The Theory of Evolution in 2 Minutes
"It is from the that man has learned cruelty, rape and murder; for the belief of a cruel makes a cruel man." - Thomas Paine
RT : In America, you have the freedom of only because we have secular government.
Not only is your messiah Christ a myth; but he is also a blatant ripoff of the story of Horus The Egyptian God.
Following a failed assassination attempt against Hitler 2 cardinals and the Pope personally congratulated him.
A man shall marry his brother’s widow Deut 25:5
A marriage between a man and his brother’s widow is unclean Levit 20:21
Build your opponent a golden bridge to retreat across. — Sun Tzu
Dear theist, Faith isn't a virtue, it's an excuse. (w/ thanks to for the inspiration)
Christians: "good people believing badly plagiarized mythology"
Faith actively stands in the way of looking for evidence and seeking further knowledge.
Shawnee County District Attorney to Topeka domestic violence victims: You’re on your own!
Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency
Looking at universe & claiming fine tuning is like looking at puddle & claiming it fits hole too perfectly
. Since the founding of the US your cult has been trying to worm its way into government, people with actual ethics stop you.
Atheist Quote of the Day
If Atheism is a religion, then health is a disease!
A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes-Hugh Downs.
"Religion does three things quite effectively: Divides people, Controls people, Deludes people." ~ C.M.A.McKinney
My parents always had creative ways to get me out of the house. At 15, I spent six months in a hospital waiting for an appendix transplant.
@melsite1 Christianity is "Paganism 2.0"
Catholics warn of 'national conflict' over gay marriage
"Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity." ~Nick Diamos
"Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve." ~George Bernard Shaw
Shocking, brilliant talk on a contagious cancer
Christian: biological form of the noun hypocrisy? Claiming god is real = bearing false witness - Lying to you and me.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress a hereditary propensity toward fanaticism."- Carl Sagan
"Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children." ~Phyllis Diller
Still cracks me up!
After The Rapture VIDEO
Can you show me in your bible where God himself refutes his own law to stone your unruly child to death?
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." ~Thomas Edison
Top Content-12. Near death experienced explained: Posted by Adriana on September 12, 2011
Thanks for showing how abusive religion is. RT : Children who are atheists should receive punishment… (cont)
"Secular schools can never be tolerated because such schools have no religious instruction" ~ Hitler NOT a
"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword." [Quote of jesus, Matthew 10:34}
"Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else." Frederic Bastiat
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
RT : It's curious so many "proofs of god" depend on the presumption that science ended in 1800
New Post - Church fires and Christian privilege
"Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide." Tom Robbins
“The voyage of discovery is not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.”
MIND Reviews: The Dyslexic Advantage: Unlocking the Hidden Potential of the Dyslexic Brain
“The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.” ~Mark Twain
And every one that hath forsaken ...children for my name's sake... shall inherit everlasting life. Matt 19:29 Family values?
"Religions are all alike - founded upon fables and mythologies." ~ Thomas Jefferson
"human fantasy created gods in man's own image" ~ Einstein
"Ask not what instant gratification can do for you, ask instead what you can do for instant gratification..." hehehehe...tryTitanic 2012
If I have spice, I have one or more what?
If I own two mouses, I own mice. What do I have if I own two houses?
Goose/geese so moose/meese? What about choose/cheese?
The Roman Catholic Church doesn't pray for children, it preys on children.
RT 's guest post: Your Brain on Politics: The Cognitive Neuroscience of Liberals & Conservatives
There are 10 kinds of people in this world - those who understand binary, and those who don't.
@MssProverbs31 "after-life" is just like "pre-life" it's non-existance. It isn't scary at all. Were you scared before you were born?
Banning of Phones4U 'miraculous Jesus' ad a chilling ruling for free speech
"I have as much authority as the Pope: I just don't have as many people who believe it." ~George Carlin
Those who believe in an invisible all-powerful god have a sixth sense. It's called Non-sense.
One-Minute Physics: How do we know our world is 3D?
"Metaphysics is a restaurant where they give you a thirty-thousand-page menu and no food." Robert M. Pirsig
I hate that painful moment when you're backed up In the corner of the shower because the cold water starts running...
Electric motor made from a single molecule.
There is only one pretty child in the world & every mother has it. -Chinese Proverb
"As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand." ~Josh Billings
A good summary of 17 misconceptions about evolution and their responses
@melsite1 D. Adams: "if a puddle could think, he would think the hole had been made to fit him".
Genius! (thrown in my direction courtesy of )
The bible is a miraculous book, absolute truth turns into metaphor with every scientific advance
I read the New Testament. I now know how to treat all my slaves equally. - Ephesians 6:5-9
I read the New Testament. I now know how to murder the children of adulterers. Revelation 2:22-23
is a nightmare; is the alarm clock.
Just yelled "WHY WON'T YOU LET ME LOVE YOU!" to my cat in case you were wondering why I'm still single.