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Ken LindSalt Lake City Area, Utah2009-08-17
@Ken__Lind1,843 days
Personal computer network guru; internet marketing entrepreneur, fisherman & avid reader. I adore books! I might even play some poker from time-to-time!
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We found 73 favorite tweets.
Tarang @Sarcastein
Love is when you realize that they aren't perfect and it doesn't matter.
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MidStatesPokerTour @msptpoker
SATURDAY #MSPT Running Aces
$80 Bounty 9:30am
$250 Qualifier 2pm
$150 Bounty 6pm
$60 & $90 SNGs all day
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PhotographyTalk @PhotographyTalk
Have you ever wanted to take night time photos that just turned out magical? See these tips: bit.ly/oa8T2R
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Pauly Casillas? @PaulyPeligroso
There's no use crying over spilled milk. Unless you got punched in your breast so hard you started lactating.
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matt @biorhythmist
It's so tough finding boxer briefs that accommodate my "boys," if you know what I mean. (Casey, 3 & Michael, 5)
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Kyle Lippert @Kyle_Lippert
Farting is just poop's version of sending a text saying "I'm on my way. See you soon!"
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Craig S. @YUCKYBOT
I just got accused of copyright infringement. "Salutations Feline" is NOTHING like "Hello Kitty." The nerve of you people.
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Pauly Casillas? @PaulyPeligroso
Alphabet soup is just soup when you're illiterate.
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designersays @designersays
I'm just a simple guy really. All I want out of life is to be a handsome billionaire with loads of great friends, good health and great sex.
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Shari VanderWerf @shariv67
Remember when social awkwardness was a bad thing and not what drew us together into online communities of self-loathing and horrible puns?
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donni @donni
A tie is always a compromise, in a contest or on a neck.
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Pax Paxochka @Paxochka
I learned today that "bust a nut" doesn't mean "work really hard" and boy aren't I embarrassed about using it in all those work memos.
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rodney @rodney_at_large
If you think my southern accent is heavy, you should hold my penìs.
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Pax Paxochka @Paxochka
Twitter should have anti Miranda rights. "Anything you say under the influence of alcohol can't be held against you in a court of law."
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Kyle Lippert @Kyle_Lippert
I wish I had no actual talent and was pretty enough to sleep my way to the top like Rihanna. :(
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Pax Paxochka @Paxochka
Mocking your date's penis online is bad manners. Do it on the date itself, to your best friend, or not at all.
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Pax Paxochka @Paxochka
WARNING! WARNING! THE FOLLOWING TWEET CONTAINS REFERENCES TO NUDITY AND IS RATED M15+. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
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Pauly Casillas? @PaulyPeligroso
I draw a dick on my face before I go to sleep. #Twostepsahead
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Pauly Casillas? @PaulyPeligroso
I'm not ejaculating prematurely, I'm just showing you how it's done.
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rob delaney @robdelaney
GOP Pres. Candidates: "Government is evil! (but can i run the whole thing pleeez? xoxo lol!)
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Pauly Casillas? @PaulyPeligroso
I'm not fat, my weight just fluxuates. And when I die, I'll lose it all.
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matt @biorhythmist
My urologist really understands where I'm coming from, you know?
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Peter Serafinowicz @serafinowicz
London's Weather: A billion gallons of grey piss
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Mick Thomas @Mickthomas
Did you know that Kangaroos cannot walk backwards? Australia has some weird laws.
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Pauly Casillas? @PaulyPeligroso
Want to end road rage? Put manual windows in every car. By the time you're done rolling down your window to yell, you're too tired to be mad
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Pauly Casillas? @PaulyPeligroso
Puns aren't funny. My dad died from a pun shot wound.
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Tim Siedell @badbanana
Salma Hayek says being super-rich is "great." So, you know, myth busted.
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack
Just got a neck pillow for my dick.
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Pauly Casillas? @PaulyPeligroso
I still think whoever came up with the idea to put ice in the urinals to freshen up your drink is a genius.
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Guy Endore-Kaiser @GuyEndoreKaiser
Sometimes at night I’ll dig a hole in the backyard, just to keep my neighbors guessing.
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rob delaney @robdelaney
Chinese babies must be like "Fuuuuuck…" when they realize they're gonna have to learn Chinese.
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Jeremy Bledsoe @PSNskullburn333
@PaulyPeligroso ive been following you for 5 minutes and youre already one of my favorite people on twitter
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Darnell @Discountdracula
The tongue is just a food ramp
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The Next Web @TheNextWeb
Japanese girl’s incredible ‘levitation’ photos thenextweb.com/shareables/201…
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack
This hotel room has erotic movies! The kids will just have to deal with it.
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Jack Mackenroth @jackmackenroth
Call me old school but in my day "Making it Rain" was just standing on top of the Jungle Gym and peeing onto the Jamaican nannies below.
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James Hough @hihough
I like how putting on your hazards gives you an excuse to drive like an unapologetic asshole.
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Harold Aloysius Nuss @cornlog
How do you know you're doing well when you're performing to an audience of crickets?
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Anthony @AnythingAnthony
Any suggestions on what to give up for #Lent??
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Ken Lind @Ken__Lind
Hmmm, no laughing matter!!! RT @h3_a_l3x_addict Lmfao RT @SEXSTROLOGY: Make a choice: drugs or me
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Ken Lind @Ken__Lind
"Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off the goal." ~Vince Lombardi
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Sherry M Caudill @shutterbugmomma
@Ken__Lind I wanted to let you know, i retweet you all the time and copy and paste you into my facebook!
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Amy Musgrove @amy_musgrove
@Ken__Lind Your funny posts make my day! ;)
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Candice Bourgeois @CcVitality
@Ken__Lind Thanks Ken! This is fabulous and so are you!
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Natalie Q. @NatLuvzTito
@Ken__Lind Thanks a million Ken! I think you are AWESOME and funny! Thanks for stopping by!
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Ken Lind @Ken__Lind
RT: @Eval_Source @Ken__Lind Rather enjoy your tweets. // thanx!
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Susan Giles @renagades
RT @Ken__Lind: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. << You need to follow this one!! He kills me sometimes! LOL
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Ken Lind @Ken__Lind
A special webinar I attended which was very informative is being repeated Tuesday evening~ Don't miss out: http://bit.ly/OnlineSeminar
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Nothing @a_view_so_cruel
@Ken__Lind dude, you sleep less than I do! In the past day I haven't seen any sleep-breaks in your tweets, how DO you manage!
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Wayne Lambert @TheProfitShare
"The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." - Paul Fix
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Don Jeffries @DonRJeffries
Professionally I support new franchise owners. I selected this Co to help me http://budurl.com/n4y4 Excellent decision
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Carla JvR @Carla_JvR_Art
RT @irwanlee "Where beams of imagination play, The memory's soft figures melt away." ~ Alexander Pope
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John Corbett @JohnCorbett
Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things.~Frank Clark
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Michael Dvorkin @mid
"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." -- Kurt Vonnegut
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Ken Lind @Ken__Lind
The medical insurance I just bought will cover everything... unless, of course, I get sick!!!
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Ken Lind @Ken__Lind
Worry is making me sick... I'm worried about the cost of health care!!!
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Burke Walker @iSalesMax
”It takes many good deeds to build a good reputation, and only one bad one to lose it.” Ben Franklin
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Carla JvR @Carla_JvR_Art
"You have a gold mine when you have a goal mind." Author Unknown
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Burke Walker @iSalesMax
” Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of an equal or greater benefit.” Napoleon Hill
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Yvette Grimes @yvettegr
November 16 Have a Party With Your Bear Day. Hug your teddy bear extra hard, but not too hard-don't want to pull off an ear or lose an eye.
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Mind Your Business @savauk_LONDON
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. David Brinkley
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Mind Your Business @savauk_LONDON
Some men succeed because they are destined to, but most men succeed because they are determined to. Greame Clegg
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Yvette Grimes @yvettegr
Tolerance is giving to every other human being every right that you claim for yourself. - Robert Green Ingersoll
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Stacy Gouge @StacyGouge
People will care how much you know only after they know how much you care. ~ Author unknown
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Yvette Grimes @yvettegr
Tolerance always has limits - it cannot tolerate what is itself actively intolerant. - Sidney Hook
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Dr. Daniel Salzmann @danielvnw
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." George Bernard Shaw
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Carla JvR @Carla_JvR_Art
"Every life is a story, make yours a best seller."
Author Unknown
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Yvette Grimes @yvettegr
Those wearing tolerance for a label call other views intolerable. - Phyllis McGinley
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Yvette Grimes @yvettegr
People have no tolerance. They think all bugs are bad. It's the American way. If you don't like something, kill it. - Carl Olson
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Carla JvR @Carla_JvR_Art
I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded
is another step forward."
Thomas Edison
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Carla JvR @Carla_JvR_Art
"Lost time is never found again."
Benjamin Franklin
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Peter Locuratolo @peterlocuratolo
When the world says, "Give up," hope whispers, "Try it one more time." -Unknown
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Yvette Grimes @yvettegr
I am a lover of truth, a worshipper of freedom, a celebrant at the altar of language and purity and tolerance. - Stephen Fry
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