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Clint RobisonMerced, Calfornia2008-08-11
@claviusrobinsky2,079 days
Husband. Father. Magic Robot.
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edjelley.com @edjelleydotcom
Vacation notes. Only brought one pen, and I can safely say it's my favorite one. #lamy #fountainpeninstagram.com/p/m-VZd-q4_Z/
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C. T. @dresspants
Easter Saturday is when Mary was grateful to friends and family for all the casseroles.
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felicitous @felicitous
Ella Fitzgerald with explicit lyrics!? This I gotta hear.

What!? Oh, nothin'. Just interrobanging it with my homies.
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
Left the bacon grease on the baking sheet and now I'm cooking sausage on it so I'm going to have bacon flavored sausage.
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Robert Misner @Wordsicle
Sleeping 5 hours or less per night and eating only brown foods forever cc @DrOz
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Ana @wellapptdesk
Dalek tried to exterminate me at #planetcomicon but I survived. instagram.com/p/llo-9VF1Jj/
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Anna Rascouët-Paz @rascouet
Old enough in 94, there's no way in hell you don't know Portishead's Dummy from beginning to end. And if you don't, what is wrong with you?
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Norm Nelson @DuckNPenguin
@claviusrobinsky penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/04/…
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Toni McLellan @ToniMcLellan
@claviusrobinsky Oh yes. My kids are 'neat,' too.
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Sarah @SarahInMI
I keep thinking I should spend more time reading actual books but my phone has 87% battery power left people are still awake on Twitter.
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John @cratering
@SuzyWhatever @claviusrobinsky @ChiNurse possibly the best tweet ever.
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Clark @AMassOfHumanity
@SuzyWhatever @claviusrobinsky @ChiNurse @cratering
Boom! Suzy wins the Internet.
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Suzy Whatever @SuzyWhatever
@claviusrobinsky @ChiNurse @cratering Only when his wife bought a John Mayer CD
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
Made tater tots smothered in cheese for dinner because I'm an adult. With a cholesterol problem.
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Foothill Rider @pavorNocturnis
@claviusrobinsky did ya bring the chrome Ferrari with ya too?
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
Dear person who thinks Grohl, QOTSA and NIN is a bizarre combo to perform together: do your homework entertainment.time.com/2014/01/24/the…
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steelopus @steelopus
@inthefade hey man
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
@claviusrobinsky There's an untapped market.
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C. T. @dresspants
It's all glitter n pine needles up in this joynt.
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Nicky 36 @Nicky36
Because: boots. pic.twitter.com/F7QHQmvQJc
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Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies
"Box falls out of the sky. Man falls out of the box. Man eats fish custard. And, look at you. Just SITTING there!"
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Moisés Chiullan @moiseschiu
Saw a guy getting bread at Target, looking at line ahead of him. Woman next to him has LES MIS on DVD.

I would pay money if he sang.
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LaDameBlanc @LaDameBlanc
I follow you jackasses because it is the one thing that makes me smile every.damn.day. Bad day or not.

So fuck you & thanks.
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Dan Benjamin @danbenjamin
There’s so much inspiration for Wall-E in the ancient and unwieldy movie The Black Hole.
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David Brennan @JustDaveyB
@dowdyism @claviusrobinsky @imyke Real cap - Hate auto-correct.
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Balut @Balut
Life will be easier if you don't marry the girl with the messy car.
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Rou @RouanSalim
@claviusrobinsky I thought that said 'bomb' oh my goodness
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OneStarLeatherGoods @OneStarLeather
Another view of the custom #pen case I made @ClickyPost, from #horween blue #leather. #handmadeinstagram.com/p/ggS7oAyyw3/
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Norm Nelson @DuckNPenguin
@claviusrobinsky @ChiNurse Manual? You mean oral? I AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW
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ChiNurse @ChiNurse
@claviusrobinsky Good things done well.
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Sarah @SarahInMI
Some days I just need to put a little good into my world. Surprise to the person behind me at @Starbucks drive-thru - your coffee's on me.
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
I'd give anything to see a "made for viral" engagement video where the woman says no. Because my heart is black.
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Brad Dowdy @dowdyism
Nice packaging on the #Pelikan M205 Duo Highlighter. instagram.com/p/eSBA-fGTok/
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Jason Sweeney @sween
Shopping for a piece of luggage is the best case scenario.
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Freddie @fred_dog
Silver Lake, CA - voted hippest city. No where in article mentions, flannels, tight jeans or mustaches. I call BS. @ShawnHatosy
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rar! @rartastic
@claviusrobinsky is this one of those accidental parenting discoveries?
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Chelle-Dempsey @chelledempsey
Pardon my "awesome husband" tweets tonight. Sometimes I feel like the world should know some are great. They are out there... and worthy.
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john roderick @johnroderick
I’m so excited to join the worldwide community of people who talk about their food as if it’s universally fascinating. Feeling healthy!
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rar! @rartastic
My bedroom is the hottest room in the apartment.

I’m not trying to be provocative, I’m stating a fact.

And complaining.

And sweating.
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
Queens of the Stone Age. Brooklyn. December. Merry Christmas to me.
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Brad Dowdy @dowdyism
Introducing Nock Co. - Pen Cases Made In The USA penaddict.com/blog/2013/8/19…
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Christa Mrgan @antichrista
Today I ate three pieces of cake and followed an Instagram account about salads. #balance
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Norm Nelson @DuckNPenguin
@claviusrobinsky I put Tahpawshow on my ghoti.
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Norm Nelson @DuckNPenguin
@claviusrobinsky Not til after the bar closes. He went a little insane when he lost his job.
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Ed Casey @edcasey
Twice in two days I've seen drop dead gorgeous women blatantly throw trash on the ground with a trash can 10 ft away & it made them ugly.
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summer @summersumz
Oh hey week vacation leave tomorrow haven't packed lol.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello
My MTV Cribs episode would be nothing by me opening every closet in the house saying "and here's a ton of shit that I need to sell on eBay."
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
burnt broccoli is one of the most awesome things ever.
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matt @biorhythmist
I just faved my own tweet because I really empathize with me, you know?
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Drew Thomson @dpthomson
My brother-in-law's kid sounds like a Tauntaun when she screams. Sadly, of the 6 adults here, I'm the only one who gets the reference/joke.
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Trish Gallagher @pinkleopardello
@claviusrobinsky story of my life, mate.
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Drew Thomson @dpthomson
Nothing says vacation like sitting in my brothers in-laws living room watching my 8 year old play MW3.
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Traci Arbios- Fresno @traciAWESOME
I live in a town where my: clothes are too baggy, hair is wrong color, sunglasses too small & clothes are woefully lacking in rhinestones.
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Rob Chanter @rchanter
@claviusrobinsky 2000 miles with 10 & 7 y-o boys, mostly looking at trees and rocks. We sure know to plan a vacation.
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C. T. @dresspants
Imagine how long it would take if you were falling into a black hole while watching a kettle boil.
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Field Notes @FieldNotesBrand
All the Colors Editions colors so far in a little png. pic.twitter.com/KQDoey4UeB
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Tiffany Bridge @tiffany
@tjluoma Sucks having to break a new one in.
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Rob Chanter @rchanter
“That’s … now it’s just getting ridiculous” — us, rounding yet another corner in the Sierra Nevada mountains.
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
Oh, just two adults going to see a morning matinee of Despicable Me 2.
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
It's completely un-American that I have to work today. Pretty sure this is Independence From Your Hangover Day.
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LaDameBlanc @LaDameBlanc
Hot days should be about laying naked under the AC having sex or whatever
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
I wish I loved anything as much as I hate the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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farleftcoast @farleftcoast
Married people don’t have a safe word. If we’re lucky enough to be getting any we just keep our fucking mouths shut no matter what happens.
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Daniel @designatedtwitr
BLACKHAWKS!
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Foothill Rider @pavorNocturnis
For the record,don't give a fuck about the media hyped #zimmerman #TrayvonMartin bullshit. I care about dead marines on distant shores.
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BackpackingDad @BackpackingDad
My kids think the printer is just where I keep blank paper for them to colour.
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
Cyndi Lauper turns 60 today.

Welcome to the future. There's no such age as "old" anymore.
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
As graduation and wedding season are upon us I would like to remind everyone that its CONGRATULATIONS not CONGRADULATIONS. Thank you.
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Bruce @BtotheD
Little in 1980s life was as exciting as beating a boss on NES as a kid and seeing new between level cutscenes for the first time.
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Claudia Recinos @cloudyarecinos
Spent the entire day editing. So tired! Can't word!
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Bort Flancrest @bortflancrest
@expat_erin I liked his work in Lord of the Rings. images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2010121810…
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Ken Norton @kennethn
"The visibility is terrible, what were they thinking?" -- the 10 year-old critiques Imperial TIE Fighter designers.
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Yo BigMel @YoBigMel
Just tried to chat up my hot neighbor but he's being all aloof and acting like we haven't already had sex like a thousand times in my head.
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PUBLIC Bikes @PUBLICBikes
Do helmets really keep cyclists safer? grist.org/cities/do-helm… via @grist
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the_dza @the_dza
Fuck Yeah His and Her Bikes! instagram.com/p/aE0Ni0K00I/
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Claudia Recinos @cloudyarecinos
There's no panic like getting all turned around and confused halfway through putting your own sweatshirt on in public
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
I will star any tweet about Air Bud.
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Indefensible @indefensible
Then you pick yourself up, you dust yourself off, and you start another day, always remembering each one matters.
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Freddie @fred_dog
My wife refuses to read my tweets on account of "having to listen to my stupid jokes all day"
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C. T. @dresspants
"You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified way than autoerotic asphyxiation."
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matt @biorhythmist
offee is for losers
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T @quetaratara
I need a day to do nothing. The hours I spent doing nothing yesterday wasn't enough.
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john roderick @johnroderick
I took too many antihistamines today and spent hours battling Sid and Marty Krofft characters with a wiffleball bat. pic.twitter.com/RVfsqPKmAX
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Traci Arbios- Fresno @traciAWESOME
Hey look!! It's my first post on @FresnoBeehive! #SQUEE fresnobeehive.com/archives/20574
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Jessie @jessiechar
When you watch The Fifth Element with nerds, every part is a “really important part”.
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
Best Mother's Day card ever, from my son, two years ago. pic.twitter.com/EP9UkqdVC7
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LaDameBlanc @LaDameBlanc
Got a wild hair, went to Home Depot, bought mdf and built shelves for the closet.
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ɐdɐʇɹɐnb ssıɐʇ @xntrek
@claviusrobinsky mmm, organic dressing!
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
He asked.

I said yes.
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Steve Catron @backwatersteve
Wow Semper Fi @travisandersen1 My son became a United States Marine today. Can I get a R/T for the boy. pic.twitter.com/Sl43QHTTbV
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
Stop with the gifsets.
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Mike Monteiro @monteiro
For the record, Chechens are Caucasian.
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A Man Called Jack @2Yellows
Felt compelled to show him my fake badge when my new neighbor offered me weed. We laughed a lot over Lucky Charms later.
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summer @summersumz
The lament of the girl who waited until the last day to go to REI to use her 20% off coupon.
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''max'' @maxlavergne
Give a man a fish & he’ll eat for a day. give a fish a man & you appease the Fish-lord who's terrorized coastal communities.But at what cost
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Nobody You Know @Judy_Attitudy
Judging by the awkward silence, asking your devout Catholic father-in-law if the new Pope is "kid friendly" is frowned upon in this family.
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Justine Kilkerr @sniffyjenkins
St Patrick, you're such a joker, putting all those motherfucking snakes on that motherfucking plane.
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Nobody You Know @Judy_Attitudy
LOL at your trust issues.
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
Melvins - A History of Bad Men
. tmblr.co/ZweIZygOkOEx
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Chelle-Dempsey @chelledempsey
Father In Law about to start chemo for lung cancer. Second go-round in 2 years.

He ain't got no quit in him.

I love that man.
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
Trying to proofread your own shit when you're mentally drained is no easy feat.
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Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy
#Oscars Flashback: "You think Kristen Stewart moves occasionally just to stay out of the "in memoriam" reel every year?
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
Every time you talk about how stupid television is today remember there was a time when a show about a flying nun was popular.
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
Hope you all saw/enjoyed my all-inclusive Valentine's playlist. It's got love, loss, breakups and bliss. forbes.com/sites/michelec…
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
Today's forecast: 90% chance of Hoth jokes.
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
I can't believe there was a time in my life when I hated Brussel sprouts.
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Haddie Cooke @haddiebird
Watching Groundhog Day on Groundhog Day. Totally meta dude…
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
People on my Facebook are all righteous about boycotting Applebee's but I've been inadvertently boycotting Applebee's since 1993.
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jon hendren @fart
if i ever murder a tennis player with a huge sword im going to say "some players like to play on grass but i like CLAYMORE"
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
I don't care what kind of shitty morning you had. Seeing a full rainbow in your work parking lot is a day changer. pic.twitter.com/EvY5GnWt
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Haddie Cooke @haddiebird
Eyes open. Check time. LEAP out of bed in terror. Realize it’s the weekend. Back to sleep.
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
The Lawrence Welk show is the comfort food of television.
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TJ Luoma @tjluoma
Peewee Herman's "Deep In the Heart of Texas" is stuck in my head. Thänks @danbenjamin & @haddiebird. It's like Satan's soundboard in my head
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C. T. @dresspants
I don't think Bear Grylls is really a survival expert so much as just some dude who lost a lot of bets.
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Alex Sol Watts @solwat
Sometimes, when I go to the loo, I sing in my head "Don't stop relieving, hold on while you're peeing". Thanks, Journey.
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Bruce @BtotheD
Chevy Chase and Harrison Ford need to hurry up and make a buddy road trip movie, so we can get the long awaited Chevy/Ford duo.
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
ANIMANIACS ON MY TV.
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Stephanie @CcSteff
Jim interrupted his ukulele solo to ask if my panties had melted off yet.
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Theresa Couchman @theresa_lauren
"Fine. I'll go down to [local bar] to watch Downton Abbey." My dad, complaining about my mom hogging the TV to watch football.
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Kris @letmepeeinpeace
It pisses me off when people call me "Sweetheart" or "Honey."It also makes me jealous when they call someone else "Sweetheart" or "Honey."
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doublejack @doublejack
Espied. Admired. Pursued. Plucked. Discarded. Remembered. Immortalized.

The Short Saga of the Long White Nose Hair
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
@danbenjamin It's a toss-up what's had more impact on my life - your bacon method or Quit!
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Kellianne @ellikanne
@claviusrobinsky love that place! Haven't been in years but a friend lives very nearby now.
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Mike Monteiro @monteiro
Teaching Californians consideration for others might be an impossible task.
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
The new puppy likes to bite me in the middle of the night so I'm changing her name to Grue.
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
Abilify: Gained eight pounds, lost four hours of sleep a night but hey, I'm getting shit done. A++ would side effect again.
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
Waiting for Wednesday's emails: IT'S NOW TOO LATE TO GIVE THE GIFT OF NETFLIX, YOU PROCRASTINATING ASSHOLE.
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Nobody You Know @Judy_Attitudy
Waaa people don't like me. Waaa it's too negative around here. Grow a pair or turn off the computer you damn crybaby attention whore.
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Theresa Couchman @theresa_lauren
Accidentally sat down on the floor where I was wrapping presents earlier. Have accordingly changed name to Sparklepants McGlitterbutt.
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
Burritos that fall apart #airingofgrievances
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felicitous @felicitous
@claviusrobinsky If they don't beat box transition between Baby it's Cold Outside and O Come, All Ye Faithful, they lose points.
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Indefensible @indefensible
Way to go Pete! I'm 40, have both parents, and I can't even afford one home! Teach me your investment secret instagr.am/p/TXJBfIov-M/
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Bruce @BtotheD
Is that Remo Williams performing at the #121212concert?
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felicitous @felicitous
@claviusrobinsky One should never underestimate the value of comics.
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Sarah @SarahInMI
Okay, fine, we said three words to each other in high school but I guess we can be friends on social media.
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Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain
.....and now to watch "Brave" for second time in two days.
#5Yearoldrules
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Paul Lucckesi @plucckesi
Hilarious, My mother-in-law and her mother had two separate conversations at each other, at the same time. #gottalovethanksgiving
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Indefensible @indefensible
The best line in any film is the OR Scrubs bit from Rushmore.
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Naimhe @Naimhe
@claviusrobinsky Guess you're just a good target then. If you're going to be shat upon, you should at least have good food.
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jon hendren @fart
i just sat through about 4 before and after slides of “celebs who have aged well” before remembering i don’t even remotely give a fuck
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C. T. @dresspants
@claviusrobinsky Good call. And Lindsay Lohan reprising Gary Busey's role.
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C. T. @dresspants
I think Predator 2 is ripe for a remake.
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Pigtails&CombatBoots @gothscifigirl
Gladiate me.
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Mike Monteiro @monteiro
America isn’t something you’re entitled to. It’s something you fight for every day.
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
Serious tweet: I am so fortunate to have generous parents who also happen to have power. The house is crowded, but we are all fed and warm.
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ChiNurse @ChiNurse
Mormons are in a cult like Lutherans are.
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
Just now realized today is Sunday. I've lost track of life.
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C. T. @dresspants
Gort! Klaatu, barada, necktie!

Oh shi...
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
“I Believe In A Thing Called Love” by The Darkness is my new jam. ♫ t.thisismyjam.com/inthefade/_3pz…
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
About seven years in the making, I have rewritten and edited for last time. Manuscript has been sent out. I will likely throw up now.
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ChiNurse @ChiNurse
My friends are publishing books. I'm feeding pigs, cleaning up kitten poop, and growing tomatoes and peppers inside my house. I don't know.
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ChiNurse @ChiNurse
When you get right down to it, I just don't fucking care.
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
((interviewing by email for writing job right now freaking out i need this send out positive vibes please))
542d               
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4
Pigtails&CombatBoots @gothscifigirl
My bed fort needs more wood.
542d               
1
T @quetaratara
Do Giants fans chant Marco Scutaro like Marco Polo? They should.
543d               
1
Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello
Harry and the Hendersons is on TV. Not sure how tonight could get any better.
543d               
1
Nobody You Know @Judy_Attitudy
@claviusrobinsky You had me at candy. The windowless van is just a bonus.
543d in reply to claviusrobinsky               
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Michele Catalano @inthefade
Get quoted on Deadspin and RTd by Superchunk. Makes the anger of the Isles leaving and doc order of MRI a little better.
543d               
2
Michele Catalano @inthefade
Beer + Abilify + Melatonin + Exhaustion = my brain is playing a dub step version of The Cure's "Let's Go To Bed."
548d               
5
1
Bruce @BtotheD
Celebrated Columbus Day by driving to the wrong office this morning and getting everyone there sick.
559d               
12
4
Deni @deninason
Getting there... pic.twitter.com/IUnzj6xE
560d               
1
Deni @deninason
pic.twitter.com/Hq7C7UBy
560d               
1
Leah Reich @ohheygreat
I know bluegrass isn't everyone's thing but these guys are playing tomorrow. If you miss it, you're really missing out. open.spotify.com/track/0oPQ7om6…
560d               
2
Trish Gallagher @pinkleopardello
@claviusrobinsky world domination
562d in reply to claviusrobinsky               
1
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