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Good news: Blood, Sweat & Tears are coming to Rialto! Bad news: Bo Bice is their new lead singer.
this ancient wine stain on my bedroom floor really ties the room together
and i use the term "spins" very loosely in this case, bc you know nobody owns that garbage track on vinyl.
Allllrighty lets see how Look Who's Talking holds up
I am Jennifer Aniston in Leprechaun pre nose job
It's nice when life is funny
I really dislike the people that I dislike
santa's on the plane and he's acting all bitchy
Who's ugly suit guy on Antichambre?
I bet Vampire Weekend are listening to "Graceland" right now.
i love you. really. don't try and make donuts though, you'll start a fire.
Am growing amazing pimple for tomorrow's Steve jr show
"Excuse me, m'am, are you Jewish?" NO BUT I LOVE WHAT YOU GUYS HAVE DONE WITH THE PLACE
The only rule that I enforce in my apartment is that guests keep their shoes on at all times
Really glad this hip-hop promoter from Spokane invited me to join twitter no fewer than 13 times via email during that 40 minute flight
Watching the Santa clause 2. There's a 2nd one
u can tell how much someone likes u by how quickly they message you back
Now I have a machine gun ho ho ho.
National Vegan Complaint Day
If ya'll need some brussels sprouts cut, holla atcha boy.
Thank god I've never been in a relationship where we called each other "babe."
Thankful for this crisp untucked shirt
Why do bullies from high school try to add me on fb why?? I want to pm them "r u gay now too???"
Who wore it better? (which one has to go home and change before the show)
I wish my friends wanted to go eat Cosmo's instead of spending time with their wives and children. Getting older sucks.
“: A Russian soldier playing an abandoned piano in Chechnya in 1994. ”
you mean you don't like listening to "radioactive radioactive" and "this is my kingdom come" on a loop exclusively?
Remember some years ago when it was blazers blazers blazers t-shirts blazers t-shirts blazers
I fucking love Alex glass from crystal cattles he's so hot
Acoustic versions always show the raw integrity of songs. Story of the year - Until the day i die Acoustic VIDEO
Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think of the arrivals gate at Heathrow airport....
Evan's been looking like a million bucks son!
it`s cool that Matthew Duffy is playing
my career would explode if I had a lazy eye
"Why the hell would I want to suck a dick anyway?" - my diary, 1998 (age 15)
Every girl who has ever called me a bitch at the door has inevitably left crying on the phone or by force after throwing up everywhere
Wishing I was at the mainly so I could live tweet fake awards.
"Just assume any name I put down needs VIP"
I'm on about 4... but she's all over the place. Trying to hone into what she wants but it's frustratingggg
Wearing contact lenses for the first time. Can't believe I've used maxi pads all these years.
How cool would it be if Arsene Wenger turned into a butterfly at the end of the game?
For those not in Toronto, our mayoral version of Breaking Bad just reached the point where Hank is taking a dump with the Walt Whitman book
If you're an adult human who is in the habit of regularly spitting your disgusting saliva on the street, you're probably a failure at life.
Was just in a VIP airport lounge for the first time in my life and it felt like losing my VIP virginity all over again
Hope tonight's show in Vegas is our greatest one yet! Only need a handful of people to attend to make it come true!!
Willing to bet that CBGB movie killed Lou Reed.
Figuring out last min costume for a Halloween party 2nite was thinking of going as "overweight web designer" or "wigger tattooed guy" :/
"Omg what is that a giant cd?" (Points at 7") -- the youth
This Saturday show at the Marquee for will be so good Heritage Canada will make a commemorative commercial for it
Why didn't Pearl Jam just call their 10th album 'Ten'?
According to the bartender tonight, the singer in our band sounds a lot like the guy from Hot Snakes. And he means that as a compliment.
Someone on stage just asked whether or not anyone in the room was born in the 80s. WHATYEARISTHIS?!
Easy there don't get crazy with your clearance deals
I noticed.....when I was watching you sleep last night
Late-stage tour discovery: didn't bring enough underwear. Sorry, DC & Philly!
Instead of just not eating pesto I eat it and then try and fall asleep before the pine nut allergy gets me. Because I am an idiot child
Literally watching a music industry professional who just threw up on his client discuss an "after party"
When you've been bad go acoustic
It's nice to think about how seinfeld was shot on 16mm
If Beethoven had licked a hammer in his video no one would have said shit.
Just made eye contact with a skunk. One of the most terrifying moments of my life.
Oooooh heaven is a place on earth
Pssst, your backing tracks are showing.
is bonnie tyler related to dicky barrett?
The best part about Dawson College is their dollar pudding
By far the best Pop Montreal act this year is the bubble magician in the park.
Walter White stands trial for violating the Good Samaritan Law
I've been getting into all my dad's old records lately like Skrillex and 2 Chainz.
Playing a cool mix I made for my mouse friend in the walls at 8am haven't slept super cool
Had a dream last night I was getting a tour of David Bowie's house, which was my aunt's house, but with more bedrooms and freakier artwork.
sleep for 3 hours and come back to work...feels like north korean miner. im gonna cry.
Kathleen Edwards neither clever or funny
This guy has an Oscar. Cool that we as a society gave him a pass.
you know what happened to Sonny, right?
calling the ungrateful biatch hotline
I'm pretty sure Kim Deal was replaced by Flo, the Progressive girl.
when you realize someone hasn't yet been relegated to "acquaintance"
What did you think of our demo?
Is anyone into Poison the Well?
There's nothing quite so personal as an email that begins with "Dear media member."
Not trying to equate this with all the horrible stuff going on in the world but this guy kept calling me "Andrew" yesterday.
"You know who's making waves these days. The ocean."
Going to see my ex boyfriend's 60's soul cover band. Brb never
If u wanna see who takes the internet seriously just unfollow some friends on twitter and see who hits you up about it and how fast it takes
now i work as an art appraiser and yesterday we got a riopelle worth at least $30000 so suck my dick in hell unnamed insurance law firm
Dear Joe Fresh music supervisor: there is never a good time for a Ting Tings revival.
When I put on my silk pj set and brush my hair at night I feel like Molly Rignwald's older sister in 16 candles
How do we make this our album cover?
Sometimes I mix up Julia Holter, Julianna Barwick, and Juliette Lewis. I don't feel good about it.
Girl on Teen Jeopardy named after Tori Amos. How old do you feel?
If this night were an album, Pitchfork would've written a comprehensive, non-offensive review and then given it a 4.2.
Really hope Corbin comes back from the bathroom soon so it doesn't look like I'm eating this entire pizza alone on the street
12 minutes into Lovelace and I'm thinking about how great of a movie Terminator 2: Judgment Day is
Do people still make movie trailers without songs in them?
Keep a look out for my forthcoming bio on Gauntlet Hair, "The World Is a Wampire: The Rise and Fall of Gauntlet Hair"
Oh right, because "ham robots" is what I'm really trying to spell when I type "harmonica"
For the most part, hats are the worst.
We're probably going to show up to all the shows on our tour, like suckers
Is there any Good Will Hunting fan fiction out there? I'd love to read a stream-of-consciousness novel about Will's solo drive to the coast
courtney eats sooo many cookies during her interview in "hit so hard"
Had Imagine Dragons formed in the late 90's, they would have been 3 Doors Down.
I hate that band on clothing alone. And dumb spelling.
Does anyone have heart shaped glasses a floral crown fringe vest and studded shorts i can borrow i wanna be blogged 2day at Osheaga
“: Whoa. Fuck. Sweet. cc: ” Sweet indeed.
Y do people in movies go cross-eyed when they get hit in the balls?
fyi a girl band is not a thing. a girl band is a band.
i was interviewed today about the label. when i mentioned i played in a band, the interviewer asked "is it a girl band?"
I just saw a girl with a Mudvayne shirt and now we're dating
. has been trying to find a funny clip for a half hour. Difficult, because Friends sucks.
How is it possible that "sign up NOW for 10,000 free songs by the lumineers" is an actual email subject line because
Duz that kid ain't go no last name?
bro the food is far from free RT Cum C me play at the SAT b4 my sexy BFF dj :) I play at six
When I'm rich I'm going to invite all the music industry over to my house for a BBQ and then charge them for it
"back in my day we had 2 take our own selfies" - future txt to my e-grandchild
So long as they answer my emails and don’t call my phone, they can wear a dog collar and a tutu for all I care.
Broke a sweat doing a braid in my hair
Everybody dies except for Boy and Meets
Also if you watch GROUNDHOG DAY backwards, it's about an insufferably patient man forced to repeat one day until he learns to be an asshole.
"I'm not going to have a conversation about fashion with you. This is ridiculous." -Phil on his birthday
Well somebody never gets tired of drawing penises on backstage walls.
forgot today wasnt friday and ate all the froyo in the office fridge jk knew it was thursday whole time
I thought "White House Down" was a cool new funk group.
Watching SUCKER PUNCH. Was this the first movie adapted from a Reddit thread?
Did that Terrence Malick movie about standing at the side of the stage at Austin music festivals ever come out?
Hey, just so you know, we're on Instagram. ctznshp. No vowels. Or all vowels. I don't care.
What is "Streets Of Fire?"
It's a fake. Some troll is just yanking your crime.
the offspring - cruisin california (bumpin in my truck)
I had a dream I got hepatitis from sharing a drink with Bradley Cooper
Feelin' blue? Listen to that one Collective Soul song where they stop the music and the guy yarls "yeah".
Coors light is great to drink at the beach, because it's water and water helps hydrate you.
If you see SOMETHING IN THE AIR, make sure you stay to the end of the credits. Nick Fury recruits Lola Creton for Les Avengers initiative.
all the opening bands on this tour have been really pro makes me wonder if my line check should be longer
i've learned that the dog i hear barking outside is actually a local child
Tyler, The Creator's white manager offers some insight on race in America, FINALLY!
The only Al Pacino movie I've seen is Jack and Jill.
I will miss delivering the line "a baby" in a deadpan manor when asked by strangers "do you know what you're having?"
Pharrell can't sing. Like, at all. Someone please tell the robots.
Getting work emails at 10pm that say "On recherche des modèles de type heroin chic psychotic look"
Does your cat get it's asshole bleached?
Re: Marianas Trench -- I'm just happy Leo Fitzpatrick is still getting work.
I actually celebrate Orthodox Record Store Day which isn't for a few weeks.
its so confusing that you're live tweeting both the boston shit and the 285 kent show
Jonathan Winters was alive!?!? Rip and respect
Call me old fashioned, but I like to wash my hands after I go to the bathroom.
Left the house wearing only one sock and people are looking at me like I'm Amanda Bynes
Have they done "I Will Wait" yet?
Once I was at a Destroyer show & Dan Bejar put a capo on his guitar & a guy in the back was all "woo!" & Bejar said "cool, Capo Guy is here"
Just saw a spoiler warning on a review of THE CRYING GAME. It's been twenty years, guys. We all know.
Just walked by a bar, saw a stage, walked in, realized I'm no longer in TX, and walked out.
how do you have any followers dog
having to like things on FB to rsvp for parties?!? yo that's that shit I
I propose a moratorium on saying "yeah, I get that, but..."
The golden rule of Californication: if Hank actually respects the woman, she doesn't have to do a nude scene.
going through max martin's writing/production discography and learning that i am a huge max martin fan.
There is a "Next Year's Oscars Predictions" piece on the front page of the fucking Globe and Mail today because journalism.
thought i found sugar man but he was just a really tan old guy with a van and some candy
I care so little about this new OZ movie that, more than two weeks after seeing it, I can't think of anything to write besides "fuck off".
Reneé Zellweger roofied Jennifer Lawrence.
Seems like Chicago is a lock for Best Picture.
i do love Jennifer Hudson. Thank God she lost on American Idol.
This segment proves that musicals rule. Glad we invented them ten years ago.
Jewgazi: Ian MaChai, Guy Pichinsky, Joe Levy, and Brendan Cantor.
the ex-boyfriend I brought to prom is nominated for a Juno in the reggae category so if you need me ill be jumping off this building thanks
I JUST DROPPED IN TO SEE WHAT CONDITION MY CONDITION WAS IN
If Bob Marley was alive he'd watch this for five seconds and then blow his fucking brains out.
i don't know why rihanna brought this homeless man onstage to sing with her.
Some shitty looking guy walked into this restaurant and my mom said "look at this dumb fucking bastard."
Got banned from all future WGA Awards screenings for yelling "Get Osama!" throughout their showing of LINCOLN
How did that Billy Joel song go? I may not have a dime, but I've got crippling self-doubt and Seasonal Affective Disorder?
I hope Bvlgari sues Chvrches.
Dear , why do your cabs start at $4.25? Sincerely, ps- leafs suck.
Doldrums, Esben & the Witch, Little Children, Morrissey, Holowpaw, Punk Rock Bowling, William Tyler & more today:
does anyone else get the feeling that Kevin Shields is about to pull off the biggest Rickroll of all time-also do people still say Rickroll?
If i end up on the dirt floor of a French prison like a more heavily bearded Leonardo DiCaprio ca. Catch Me If You Can, you know the reason
today was the only day in history that the whole world came together to make jokes about The Stone Roses on twitter
never banged a girl older than 25, that is depressing