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Woody Martin678-837-56122010-05-05
@iamwjent1,596 days
CEO of WJ Enterprises. An Atlanta, GA based marketing firm that caters to small-mid size businesses, music artist, and non-profits. DM for custom quotes!
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Link Plugger @LinkPlugger
@iamwjent: ...prises has many inexpensive & consistent marketing services! > linkplugapp.com/a/648811 pic.twitter.com/tWqTOZqg2M
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Joanna Unsworth @ur_books
@iamwjent yes please x
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#DKP:TV/Radio/Print @DKPresents
@DiamondKesawn it's time you meet @iamwjent #TheTakeover Starts Now!
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bachir design @BachirDesign
@iamwjent I am a young graphic designer looking for a job . this is some of my works thanks instagram.com/bachirsaw
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Cheerful Givers @cheerfulgivers
Come join us at @BWWings in Eagan TONIGHT -- 10% of all sales go to our cause. Wings, sports, and charity. Just mention "Cheerful Givers" :)
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Woody Martin @iamwjent
#PAYMYSTUDENTLOANSCHALLENGE, I am calling out Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey, Jay-Z, and Sallie Mae. You have 48 hours to complete this challenge
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Kevin Purcell @TrulimeKevin
@iamwjent If you still have issues with your current provider, contact me for great offers of Managed and Unmanaged VPS hosting :)
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Woody Martin @iamwjent
Bills paid, laundry done, bags packed, clients happy, now time for bed to do it all over again! #Entrepreneur
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GrubHub @GrubHub
@iamwjent We've used it. Pretty neat, but a little too convenient. Really, though, we're around 24/7 to help should you need it. :)
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Inigo @inigoapp
@iamwjent Hey Woody - how goes it? Samuel - said I might be able to chat with you about letting your clients know about our app. Can we chat
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De-RaiN™ @iamderain
@iamwjent I need a song promoted in social medias so I can get more viewers
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Isaac Poe @Isaac39Poet
@iamwjent The best at it
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Sina Luv @sinaluv
@iamwjent Thanks for the follow #RT #WesMil #HipHop Check out my Trax - Sina Luv feat. Lil Flip reverbnation.com/sinaluv
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Booked by Cameo @BookedByCameo
@iamwjent good stuff! I'm always down for supporting our folx are doing good things
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Robyn Downing✌️ @RobynLDowning
Refreshing experience w/ @iamwjent this week when inquiring about a purchase! Outstanding Customer Service! Pls hit'm up 4 any promo items!
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Stop Paypal Holds @TakingMyTakings
PayPal: Stop Unreasonably Freezing Consumer Accounts for Your Profit change.org/petitions/payp… via @Change
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Robyn Downing✌️ @RobynLDowning
@iamwjent I'm looking to buy business cards...I only see 1 pricing option & didn't see the quantity. Can you pls DM any addl info? Thank u!
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Pizza Hut Cares @PizzaHutCares
@iamwjent Please tell us more about this at pizzahut.com/phcares and we'll make we follow-up on this for you. 
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Joakima @parody15
RT @iamwjent: I need to meet a woman who is as driven as me.. #singlelife
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FeedOurChildrenNOW! @FeedOurChildren
@soulpunxx_ @ShelbyRipley You can have a food drive. Here's the flyer if you want to have one. pic.twitter.com/ajft7wRYZd
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Woody Martin @iamwjent
Found out our flight is delayed. Wonder if my friends at @Delta or @DeltaAssist would be so nice and donate 4 passes to Delta Lounge? :-)
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Avis Car Rental @Avis
@iamwjent Please contact us at socialinfo@avis.com and we'll be happy to help!
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MDWORDZ @MDWORDZ
Gospel. @iamwjent pic.twitter.com/o5vWMG3HbH
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Mahwish Qureshi @xoMahwish
@iamwjent: If she is half naked on #instagram, she is not #wifeytype” finally someone said it 👏
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CHW Georgia @CHWGeorgia
WAY TO GO GEORGIA! Our grand total for our 1st Walk in Atlanta is $77,344.00!!!Thank you for all of your hard work in the fight against CHD!
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Shenay Shell @SheLO_ony
@iamwjent lmao he needs to give me a job #JusGraduated #Joking #ButImSerious
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Shoni @shonigurlz
#Atlanta #Atlantaevents #Atlevents #Haiti #Haitian #Caribbeanpride #Caribbean
REPOST FROM @junia365:… instagram.com/p/pjeIWbN-Xa/
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The Predicament™ @ItsShard
@iamwjent good... #topGolf Monday Wednesday Thursday Saturday... #aleHouse Tuesday Friday... #FuckwitMeyouKnowIgotchu
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Ace 500 @ACE500_
@iamwjent I ain't gone lie you be on your grind on these sites ! Respect ..
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MZ HOLLYWOOD @starr_ceo
@iamwjent ok let's roll out!! :)
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Jai @Lovesojennuine
@iamwjent Jack Daniels, my kind of friend! Lol
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Skyler @skyler_data
@iamwjent Will love to help. We're a team of pro Web/Graphic designers
our work: goo.gl/uiNsnE
Drop me a mail
skyler@webcrayons.biz
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David Miller @owebdevelopment
@iamwjent We Can Help You. Check Our Website & Portfolio ☞ goo.gl/QEJ0T0 | goo.gl/AqZj5C Email to info@openwavecomp.com
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The Fried Company. @MeetFried
@iamwjent let's talk fam, might have some work to bring your way!
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Phillip Harvey @FontArtistLuvr
@iamwjent I don't have an Exact project right now, I'm just wanting to start designing possibly: AlbumCover, RaveParty, PosterForEvent, etc!
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Marriott Hotels @Marriott
@iamwjent I'm sorry to hear that. Next time call us immediately 1-800-465-4741 or tweet & we'll contact the hotel. Jan
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T-Mobile USA @TMobileHelp
@iamwjent Please email TForce(at)T(dash)Mobile(dot)com w/your name, #, verification info(last 4 of SSN, or PIN), and details. ^AB
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ClassyLivingSociety @CLS_Volunteer
Please contact @wjentgroup @iamwjent for all your marketing needs. Professional and prompt attention. #web #brochures #marketing
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Woody Martin @iamwjent
Meeting with client who is having issues with @CharterCom for over a month. Wonder if there is anything known as customer service anymore??
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... So I came back drunk.
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
Hey cool story bro. Here's mine: Once upon a time, nobody cared. The end.
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
M.A.T.H: Mental Abuse To Humans.
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Relatable @ReIateThings
You're my baby, my headache, my love, my smile, my frown, my wrong, my right, my pain, my happiness, my everything. You're MINE.
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Drinking & Smoking @drinkingsmokin
Part of life is about learning from the past and realizing people change.
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Ghetto Translations @TheGhettoTerms
"I feel you" = I'm aware of your problem, but deep inside I really don't care.
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I Follow Back 100% @LifeAndHumor
When a girl says "Do whatever you want" Do NOT do whatever you want
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Relatable @ReIateThings
eat → eat
↑ ↓
eat ← eat
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Because We're Humor @CauseWereHumor
Shut up, my showers last longer than your relationships.
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Guy Codes @Guys_Codes
It's crazy how: Monday is so far from Friday, but Friday is so close to Monday.
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
I may eat animals, but at least I wait until they're DEAD. Plants are ALIVE! Vegetarians, you disgust me.
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Kevin Hart @ItsKevinHart
M.A.T.H: Mental Abuse To Humans.
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
I'm sorry, I don't have the energy to walk a mile in your shoes. I'm just going to go ahead and judge you.
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Ghetto Translations @TheGhettoTerms
"Just kiss the head" = I really want you to perform oral sex on me but I'm not going to pressure you too much.
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Motivational Quotes @motivational
If we will be quiet and ready enough, we shall find compensation in every disappointment. -Henry David Thoreau
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Drinking & Smoking @drinkingsmokin
It’s funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
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Relatable @ReIateThings
A relationship should be between two people, not the whole world..
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Guy Codes @Guys_Codes
When you are right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
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Drinking & Smoking @drinkingsmokin
If it's meant to be, it will be. 💯
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Because We're Humor @CauseWereHumor
I tried to log in on my iPad. Turns out it was an Etch A Sketch and I don't own an iPad. Also, I'm out of vodka.
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Relatable @ReIateThings
I miss the old you.
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
Jesus could jump on Twitter and be like "Fear not, child. I know for a fact that your going to heaven!" and someone would be like, "you're
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Relatable @ReIateThings
I'm not popular, but I have nice friends. I'm not rich but I have what I need. I may not be liked but I know I'm loved.
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Guy Codes @Guys_Codes
Where the big ballers reside plctwitter.com/1fRL8NAD
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Kevin Hart @ItsKevinHart
Jesus could jump on Twitter and be like "Fear not, child. I know for a fact that your going to heaven!" and someone would be like, "you're
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
It's so sad America ranks 25th in the world in math. But at least we're still in the top 10.
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
Want to know the secret to getting a girlfriend? Check out my last tweet!
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Kevin Hart @ItsKevinHart
"I'm never drinking again." -Someone who will definitely be drinking again.
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Stewie Griffin @TopLadStew
They don't miss you when you're gone, they miss you when you're doing better.
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I Follow Back 100% @LifeAndHumor
I am me. I am not willing to change for you, or anyone else. Take me as I am, or watch me as I go
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Relatable @ReIateThings
For me, there is only you.
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
"I'm almost there" = I haven't even left the house yet..
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
If one more day goes by without a Matthew, Mark, Luke and John forming a boyband called New Testament, I'm giving up on life.
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Because We're Humor @CauseWereHumor
Not having to set an alarm for the next day is one of the best feelings in the world.
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
Sure, a good education is pretty important, but I think that being good looking might be more importanter.
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Ghetto Translations @TheGhettoTerms
"I feel some type uh way" = Highly upset, Annoyed, Sad etc. These feelings are usually cause by someones actions.
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
Women are just Nature's version of the Rubik's Cube.
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Relatable @ReIateThings
I wish we talked to each other like we used to.
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
Rappers seem to have an unhealthy interest in female dogs.
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Because We're Humor @CauseWereHumor
Do I regret it?

Yes.

Would I do it again?

Probably.
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Kevin Hart @ItsKevinHart
Your neck tattoo says, "only god can judge me" and yet, here I am, judging you and your tattoo.
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Relatable @ReIateThings
Maybe I just expect too much.
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
It still amazes me that you need a license to catch a fish but any asshole can be a parent.
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I Follow Back 100% @LifeAndHumor
Be strong enough to let go, and patient enough to wait for what you deserve
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
My ex has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear to it, you can smell the ocean.
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Guy Codes @Guys_Codes
Behind every great woman is a man.. Looking at her ass.
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Motivational Quotes @motivational
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer. -Bruce Lee
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Relatable @ReIateThings
You live, you learn, and you move on.
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Guy Codes @Guys_Codes
I don't have a type. If I like you, I like you.
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Relatable @ReIateThings
me: i want to lose weight
me: i want skinny legs
me: i want a flat stomach
me: i want to be thin
me: *sees mcdonalds*
me: yolo
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
Look, all I'm saying is, you've never seen Nicki Minaj and E.T. in the same place at the same time
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Kevin Hart @ItsKevinHart
Look, all I'm saying is, you've never seen Nicki Minaj and E.T. in the same place at the same time
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Motivational Quotes @motivational
One must live the way one thinks or end up thinking the way one has lived. -Paul Bourget #quote
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
The person sleeping next to you is statistically more likely to murder you than any other person on the entire planet. Do the dishes.
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I Follow Back 100% @LifeAndHumor
My attitude is based on how you treat me
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Relatable @ReIateThings
I am who I am.
I like what I like.
I love who I love.
I do what I want.

Get off my back and deal with it.

It's my life not yours.
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Guy Codes @Guys_Codes
Before sex: you help each other to get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story; In life no one helps you once you're fu
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
The "L" in Samuel L. Jackson stands for "Motherf*ckin".
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Motivational Quotes @motivational
If you talk about it, it's a dream, if you envision it, it's possible, but if you schedule it, it's real. -Anthony Robbins
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
What's black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee you racist bastard.
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Relatable @ReIateThings
A relationship with no arguments, is a relationship with a lot of secrets.
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Kevin Hart @ItsKevinHart
So, curling irons have a warning tag that says "For External Use Only." Which one of you sick bastards made that necessary?
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Guy Codes @Guys_Codes
If you ask me a stupid question expect a sarcastic answer.
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Relatable @ReIateThings
Rules for texting a girl:
1. Don't take 40 minutes to reply.
2. Use good grammar.
3. Ask Questions.
4. Use the :) face.
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
Look at it this way, if there were no bad parents, there would be no good strip clubs.
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
There's a moron in every office, and they usually get paid more than you.
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Kevin Hart @ItsKevinHart
$250 dollars for a Drake ticket? Just hold on we're staying home.
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Stewie Griffin @TopLadStew
hearing my own voice on recording makes me want to apologize to every single person ive talked to like im really sorry
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Relatable @ReIateThings
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
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Stewie Griffin @TopLadStew
People who create drama deserve the shit that comes with it.
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Relatable @ReIateThings
When I'm quiet:
1) Tired
2) Don't have anything to talk about
3) Over-thinking
4) Upset
5) Falling apart
6) All of the above
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Relatable @ReIateThings
Don't bother lying to me, I find everything out.
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Relatable @ReIateThings
Don't waste your life thinking about people you don't like or situations you can't control.
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Relatable @ReIateThings
If I delete your number, you're basically deleted from my life.
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Jesus in Olivia @O_OOGLE
Luke 12:5 But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear:
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Relatable @ReIateThings
Smile. Your enemies hate it.
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Drinking & Smoking @drinkingsmokin
They told me I couldn't. That's why I did.
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Relatable @ReIateThings
Everyone hears what you say.
Friends listen to what you say.

Best friends listen to what you don't say.
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Drinking & Smoking @drinkingsmokin
Life is easier when you're not complaining, worrying, or stressing about bullshit
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Relatable @ReIateThings
A best friend is someone that came into your life, sticked with you through ups and downs and never left.
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Drinking & Smoking @drinkingsmokin
Never let anyone define who you are.
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Drinking & Smoking @drinkingsmokin
I notice everything, but I keep my mouth shut.
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Drinking & Smoking @drinkingsmokin
To be honest, you're the only one i've ever spent this much time and effort on.
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Relatable @ReIateThings
Don't make a promise that you're not willing to stand by.
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Drinking & Smoking @drinkingsmokin
If it's meant to be, it will be. 💯
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Drinking & Smoking @drinkingsmokin
Yes, I've changed. Pain does that to people.
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Drinking & Smoking @drinkingsmokin
A year ago I would've never guessed life would be the way it is now.
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Relatable @ReIateThings
I miss you, but fuck you.
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Stewie Griffin @TopLadStew
Kanye West can say "I love pizza" and people will be like "he said I which means eye , and pizza is triangle .. ILLUMINATI.
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Relatable @ReIateThings
Every time you ignore me, I regret every text message that I've ever sent you.
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Faith In God @PrayInFaith
God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do. -Regina Brett
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Relatable @ReIateThings
Sometimes, all I need to make me feel better is just a HUG.
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Stewie Griffin @TopLadStew
blanket on, too hot blanket off, too cold one leg out, perfect till the demon of Paranormal Activity grabs it and drags you down the hall
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Ghetto Translations @TheGhettoTerms
"Going swimming" = Sitting by the water.
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
Running up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.
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Stewie Griffin @TopLadStew
Retweet if you don't look your age.
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Relatable @ReIateThings
Yes, I've made mistakes. Life doesn't come with instructions.
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Relatable @ReIateThings
Never give up on the things you really want..
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Relatable @ReIateThings
Parents notice your fake friends before you do.
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Relatable @ReIateThings
Who else is lying down in bed just scrolling through Twitter
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Relatable @ReIateThings
I hate when good songs are ruined by bad memories.
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Faith In God @PrayInFaith
God’s love is not restricted to when you think you’ve performed well. He loves you even when you make mistakes and fail.
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I Follow Back 100% @LifeAndHumor
Why can't I just have an unlimited supply of money
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
"Moo bitch, get out the hay!" - Cow
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Guy Codes @Guys_Codes
Girl language: Go away = Come back. I hate you = I love you. I'm fine = I'm not okay.
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Stewie Griffin @TopLadStew
Every female knows that one annoying boy constantly asking “so when we gone chill”.
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Relatable @ReIateThings
I don't care if it's 4 A.M. I don't consider it "tomorrow" until I wake up.
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Ghetto Translations @TheGhettoTerms
"Break yoself!" = Surrender immediately and relinquish all of your valuables into my possession. Sidenote: Usually said by a robber.
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Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
Nowadays kids have iPods, iPhones and iPads... When I was in 6th grade I felt cool with my new markers.
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Ram Bahadur @ram_bahadur
“The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.”Leo Tolstoy
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OolaLife @OolaLife
Don't compare yourself to others, you are you. No one could come close to being you even if they tried. #Oola
316d               
19
27
Orange Swarm @CamSutton23
Dear God, THANK YOU
316d               
29
25
Guy Codes @Guys_Codes
Is she hot? - A guy's reply to any story that starts with "This girl I know.."
316d               
209
235
Guy Codes @Guys_Codes
Sometimes I wish i could just fast forward through time just to see if it's all worth it in the end.
317d               
170
231
Kevin Hart @ItsKevinHart
Drake the type of nigga that would walk in on his girl cheating on him and say "Sorry I Came At The Wrong Time"
317d               
50
81
Relatable @ReIateThings
Dear Girls, your face is not a coloring book. Chill with the make up twitpic.tf/1hfpuls
317d               
12
21
Fact @Fact
Sometimes you have to go through the worst in order to get to the best.
317d               
181
376
F**king Rude @TheRudePosts
My life? Has been, is now and always will be non of your damn business.
317d               
121
255
Kevin Hart @ItsKevinHart
If a female calls you"Sweet Or Adorable" my nigga just pack some clothes cause u just moved straight into the VIP section of the friendzone.
317d               
72
118
Fact @Fact
Single people tend to overlook the flaws within the relationships of others. When you're single, all you see is happy couples.
317d               
128
196
Fact @Fact
Buy one, get one free. Then get a refund and keep the free one.
317d               
113
208
Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
When I die, I want to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume.
317d               
98
102
Fact @Fact
85% of people reading this will not find the the mistake in this A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z. R-T if you find it
317d               
85
433
Adam Sandler @ItsSandler
Does the S in iPhone 5s stand for 'Same fucking phone'?
317d               
39
80
Kevin Hart @ItsKevinHart
HD porn is so clear. I watched a white girl fuck a black guy and i could see Martin Luther King fist pumping in the background.
317d               
49
56
Fact @Fact
Hitler was scared of the dentist, loved to eat sweets, had feminine handwriting and was suspected of being gay. He also loved cheerleading.
317d               
171
244
Fact @Fact
it snows metal on Venus
317d               
90
126
Motivational Quotes @motivational
People who cannot find time for recreation are obliged sooner or later to find time for illness. -John Wanamaker
317d               
62
92
Top Tweets ♕ @HumorOrTruth
I don't insult people, I describe them.
317d               
23
71
Fact @Fact
Internet spammers cost society $20 billion per year yet only make $200 million in revenue.
317d               
14
51
Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
On a scale of one to Lord of the Rings, how much did you walk today?
317d               
124
107
Fact @Fact
Our brains have a negativity bias and will remember negative memories more than good ones - This helps us to better protect ourselves.
317d               
93
174
GuyCodes @GuyCodes
That mood where you're just like: Fuck the fuck off, you annoying fucking fucker.
317d               
816
883
Because We're Humor @CauseWereHumor
Teenagers have time + energy but no money.

Middle age people have money + energy but no time.

Old people have time + money but no energy.
317d               
34
42
Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys
Does anyone else get in a crowded elevator & look at the max weight allowed and start mentally calculating everyone's weight?
317d               
1,333
1,329
Adam Sandler @ItsSandler
Girls are 17 looking 23, You can never tell their age nowadays. Bitch smile real quick, lemme check for baby teeth.
317d               
15
20
Relatable @ReIateThings
*closes twitter* *opens up instagram* *scrolls* *scrolls* *closes instagram* *opens up twitter*
317d               
151
200
F**king Rude @TheRudePosts
Oh shit its the cops! Everybody look as white as you can!........NIGGA HIDE THE FUCKING CHICKEN!!
317d               
96
98
Guy Codes @Guys_Codes
You'll see me fall.. I guarantee it. But you'll never see me fucking quit.
317d               
237
330
Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
best way to burn fat fast! This actually works like a charm bit.ly/Hp3FCl - sp
317d               
7
6
I Follow Back 100% @LifeAndHumor
That awkward moment when your friend is talking on the phone and you're standing there beside him/her like an idiot
317d               
6
10
Guy Codes @Guys_Codes
pickup line: My friend over there really wants your number so they know where to get a hold of me in the morning.
317d               
220
153
Faith In God @PrayInFaith
God brings men into deep waters, not to drown them, but to cleanse them. -John Aughey
317d               
207
231
Will Ferrell @WillyFerrell
After Monday and Tuesday, even your calendar says WTF!
317d               
73
73
I Follow Back 100% @LifeAndHumor
Have you ever pretended you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
317d               
7
9
Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys
If there's one thing I've learned from Xbox live it's that a lot of 12 year old's have "slept with my mom."
317d               
1,483
1,565
Drinking & Smoking @drinkingsmokin
People let you down, God never does.
317d               
103
316
Drinking & Smoking @drinkingsmokin
Always be thankful... life could be worse.
317d               
121
447
Russell Simmons @UncleRUSH
No matter where ur from or what you've done, ur never stuck in a particular circumstance, relationship, or cycle unless you say you are.
317d               
170
413
Drinking & Smoking @drinkingsmokin
Chase dreams💭, not people👥.
317d               
177
602
Guy Codes @Guys_Codes
Parents have no idea what it's like to be a teenager in our generation..
317d               
165
181
Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys
Seeing a relationship status and thinking "I'll give it a week."
317d               
1,080
980
Sarcasm @TheComedyHumor
Things that are enjoyable:
-showers

Things that are not enjoyable:
-getting in the shower
-getting out of the shower
317d               
365
504
Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys
Every single person on the planet has a story. Don't judge people before you truly know them.
317d               
751
1,185
F**king Rude @TheRudePosts
if watermelon exists why dont airmelon, firemelon and earthmelon exist?

......the elemelons
317d               
368
496
Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys
Yelling "Whore!" in a public place and watching 15 girls turn.
318d               
1,023
1,015
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