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I just rated a bunch of old on my Goodreads page because they are important.
It was great hanging out with the & crew last night. I haven't gotten drunk with a bunch of teenagers in weeks.
It is super, super awesome. One of the most interesting collections I've read in ages.
It came today! My favorite part of the internet, in my favorite readability format. Thanks
At my front door today. Three fresh copies! My piece is on page 163. Thanks,
Archival or hoardy? Either way, I remember you when you were just a baby.
Happy 15th birthday ! ' copies live in Special Collections, Capen Hall, due to the wacky formats. Come visit them/us!
Happy 15th anniversary, quarterly concern. Love ya work.
Reading the best hits of Internet Tendency with a new seasonal mug. Shoulders keep laughing.
Loving my new book: hilarious, quirky, and the most beautifully bound stack of weirdness this year.
I love that it's mostly for kids!
"Nice shirt." - you
"Thanks. I have a subscription." - me
Dear - I am loving (though that word seems inappropriate) Lucy Corin's many apocalypses. Amazing stuff.
Go ahead & extend that age bracket from 19-44. Us 1970s women continue to be suckers for the sensitive & underpaid dreamer.
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Oh my the new is gorgeous. Tx and
The brilliant Hilton Als reading from WHITE GIRLS at Three Lives. No one writes like Hilton.
Ok, I'm sold. I'll be an intern again after reading this description:
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Nathan Deuel reviews Lucy Corin's 'One Hundred Apocalypses and Other Apocalypses' from
This is the best email subject line that ever existed : The Nightmare Before the Non Denominational Holiday Sale
This could be it. The year I'm adult enough to buy my own subscription. But not the year I get off my parents phone plan.
have you read the online submissions guidelines lately bc they're hilarious
I might have been waiting my whole life for this mug. Thank you, and .
Why did my prof introduce me to ? There goes accomplishing anything. Procrastination is okay if it's a prof's fault right??
If you type "McSweeney's" into Google, it suggests "lists." If you type "mcsweeneys," it assumes you're looking for a gourd.
this is the best thing I've read in a long while
Probably the funniest thing I've read all month. RT : Here’s Our Fucking Healthy Fast Food Philosophy.
I had my way with a tofu dog once and almost got arrested once. Be careful.
I spent 2 humbling minutes trying to figure out the humor and, trusting your sense of it, wondering how I'd lost my laughter.
Amelia Bedelia is a terrible employee: //
Just wrapped up an interview with BBC Radio 4 about tubas thanks to my column. Episode should air tomorrow morning in the UK.
when you have a great idea for a column and then realize that already did it and you read it months ago
Just doing my part to help you reduce clutter, on today's
YES PLEASE RT Read "Decorative Gourds" and "Comic Sans" and 15 years of our funniest pieces in book form!
Just purchased The Best of McSweeney's Internet Tendency because "It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers."
Read this, then read the essay, then buy the book and the mug.
thx to you guys I can't even look at a festive gourd without breaking into an ecstatic round of swearing.
It's one of those I'm-going-to-read-every-single-one-of--Open-Letters-to-People-or-Entities-Who-Are-Unlikely-to-Respond days.
Excited to see "Comic Sans" in print!
Buy the Best of Internet Tendencies for a measly $20! You know you want it. You know you do:
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I'm CRAZY EXCITED to have a piece appearing in The Best of McSweeney's Internet Tendency! CRAZY EXCITED!
My coworker got me a decorative gourd! cc:
Thanks for the update. Love me some McSweeneys.
Thank you I now want to go on an adventure to find the best cappuccino in the world.
Retail Therapy had me laughing with a mouth full, angrily crunching and finally crying into my Kix this morning. Great column!
The gourd essay ( ) made me laugh until I choked. Printing copies to stick in gourd displays at stores!
Thanks to and her winning "Testomania" column, I have Phoenix's "Lisztomania" stuck in my head. Also, great column.
This is prime time for all the people out there who have half-finished semi-monthly columns just sitting around collecting dust
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remember Lucy Corin reading apocalypses aloud to my writing class, now I'm reading them on hearing her inflection. very cool.
I just always assumed this was exactly what the 70s was like. Surprised it's just being written down now.
That’s like saying Kenny G killed jazz. “: killed ’ lists.”
I wrote this piece, took me at least 4-5 hours, then I googled the idea and they'd published it in 2011
i still go back once a month and read old columns that made me feel very good or sad or happy or scared. anything that was VERY.
thx for publishing me in your 'Reviews of New Food' column today. Was a fun, stress relieving lil piece to write.
Fo'realz though... is the best. Making a personal resolution to read it everyday and be less of a grump.
My favorite thing about waking up in the morning is reading internet tendency and this is probably why I'm single
Thought these were legit til I read the part about summoning ghosts. Now I KNOW they're legit. via
Thanks for writing my memoir for me,
I've never needed my measured by weight instead of by copies. ~17 lbs. of books from will arrive Wed. Thieves stay away!
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The true essence of was revealed at the brilliant event last night at Davies Symphony Hall in SF. So fun.
What she said. Wow. RT : Over the top great night. Unforgettable.
Thank you so much and everyone else. so happy to be a part of last nts show with the green st. mortuary band
Thank you to , , , and the great Christian Robinson for an unforgettable evening!
What an amazing night of music.Thank you Beck and PopUpMagazine for letting Erick and I be apart of it!
Thank you and for a rad and inspirational night, as well as a chance to squint and ogle Bjorks neon outfit from afar.
Psst... Want to know who will be on stage at the + + show on Monday?
That made (this) Sarah smile.
*sigh* I stand in the middle of this Venn diagram. : Rosencrantz and Guildenstern and Hall and Oates.
Prompted the Hall & Oats on my spotify RT : Rosencrantz and Guildenstern and Hall and Oates.
I would support a Kickstarter to get this on Broadway.
Amazing presence, dynamic publishing, and innovating book design? Triple checkmarks. Thanks for inspiring a fellow writer.
Stuff like this is how I get through most days. Rude Goldberg Contraptions: …
Thank you for including this on your site!
They should add this to everybody's credit card receipts. RT : Whole Foods thanks you for your donation:
yeah, okay, but most of us are even more thankful for those little paper cups of coffee at Trader Joe's
Harvard: the McGill of America.
I just mastered step #8 "MapQuest Directions to Hipsterville"
The Song Reader Issue – presented by & . SF’s Symphony Hall on 5/20. Tix on sale 4/24 .
WE'RE BACK! May 20th, SF Symphony Hall. MUSIC ISSUE! + + . On sale 4/24. Details: Pls RT!
I want to start a "mise en abyme" daily just for that.
Friends, keep your eyes and ears open. We've got news coming later this week...
Just bought this awesome collection of drawings by Dave Eggers! Might frame every single one.
This morning the 's Book News blog linked to my story!
Will sign Oregon Trail moving co. Contract as long as you can get us to Hasting's Cutoff, a faster route. -- Donner Party
One miniature poodle under the table throwing up three partially digested edge pieces.
The shelf life on those snacks is amazing!
Our living last supper with choir accompaniment last night was shockingly resonate with this piece. Minus taquitos.
If you haven't checked out Internet tendency app, do so right meow. Of late my favorite reading fodder, poignant & comedic
, still relevant, topical and funny, and they print my stuff. And hey! That makes my stuff relevant, topical and funny, then!
Congrats, big hugs, and hi-fives to everyone + for their incredible nominations!
lucky peach on the plane today. Post apocalyptic food reading and author talking . Funny combo.
love it! Enjoyed reading this with my coffee this morning; that dribbled down my shirt at your last sentence.
Today I will be purchasing a subscription to for myself and with money I've made from Evil Supply Co. Very pleased.
I don't think I want to live in world where is a bad thing!
The LBM Camp for Socially Awkward Storytellers.
From 's 10th anniversary issue, here's on
"infinite mammal regression" in GOODNIGHT MOON
I have to say, I do not appreciate my inclusion on the kill list...
One of my literary contests wins was stripped because of testing positive for Leexapro.
OH at staff meeting: "Do you guys know ?" "YES! That's why we're all here!"
Just subscribed to The Believer, my 3rd sub (I also get McSweeney's Quarterly Concern & ). Maybe a sign of obsession?
The road to the grave is lined with nothing less than the finest tourist traps.
LA, are you awake yet? We have ten tickets to a private show that we want to give you. Details:
Okay, My playlist just went from Eva Cassidy to to my dad's 'Beat The Drum Slowly'. I'm done in, people.
read it or weep RT : OMG is NOW TUMBLRIN' FOR YOU.
When she talks about AC/DC I get kind of choked up
Here it is! RT : Listen for "The Middle Manager’s Oath" on today!
What Ninth Graders Like is a gift to high school teachers everywhere...I could not stop laughing!
I just subscribed to . There goes about 1 1/2 days of pay.
Just reviewed the great book The Expeditioners by SS Taylor Awesome artwork by
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Totally recommend T Cooper's "Real Man Adventures" from books. Funny, moving, & thought provoking.
Grand job with the latest QC. Very pleased to see translation forming the central part of any literary publication. Thanks.
Got my in the mail, but I have no time to read. Wish it came in IV form so I could just absorb it directly into my system.
and Dave Eggers, you make life worth living! McSweeneys 42! Extraordinary, experimental, Chinese whisper translations. LOVE IT!
Internet = complete: “: “Toto’s ‘Africa’” by Ernest Hemingway: ”
I didn't think either of those things could be improved.
THE EXPEDITIONERS by S.S. Taylor is a very awesome MG mystery. Just saying.
Go home McSweenys. You are drunk. “: We thought our Twitter feed should get in on the action too: KIM KARDASHIAN IS PREGNANT!...”
Very excited about my Xmas gift subscriptions: , , & Glasgow's Gutter magazine!
Umm.. hello? spoiler alert?
Buy this. It'll change your damn life. RT : is having a sale on Believer subscriptions today
Is your font for sale? Or just another thing that "money" can't buy?
reading The Instructions over xmas break to prep for a Philip Roth class next semester. Also got A Moment In The sun for xmas $$
Drinking this morning's coffee from my Decorative Gourd mug by makes Saturdays that much better.
One more thing I fucking love about ...NO comment sections. Leaving nothing but ornery, commentstipated trolls in its wake...
My li'l supergroup-- , John Schaefer, David Garland--plays Beck. VIDEO
Everybody made the same joke as me, and now I feel bad about myself.
Yeah, there's an adult superstore called Spice of Life (our parent co.) and what do we get? Nothing.
Worse, there's a furniture company called Stickley & they've never sent me a couch!
I actually searched for @spirited_animal_paul.
My reward for writing this Dickensian piece about has been correction emails from English majors:
“If you're in trouble, or hurt or need - go to the poor people. They're the only ones that'll help - the only ones.”
Dear , my husband really did yell at me for eating Cheez-Its in bed last night. This is amazing. "
Wicked Game (And It Stoned Me) via
you guys produce beautiful books - the covers, the paper, etc… Their gorgeous aesthetics do justice to the gift of words.
Chemistry is everywhere. Even in divorce.
This election thing really needs to end. RT Mitt Romney Writes Erotic Fiction About Himself:
Don't silence your voice today -- GET OUT AND VOTE! America can only be what we make of it.
I am completely addicted to McSweeney's Quarterly Concerns. I've gotten 2 issues so far, both brilliant.
Big Congrats to & !!- A HOLOGRAM FOR THE KING and ON EXTINCTION made Best Books of 2012 lists!
For a second I read that as Romney’s Tax Return: Where’s the Extra $3 Trillion?
Thank you for birthing us all those years ago, guys. As we launch the 2012 edition of we're thinking of you!
Merging like BrundleFly? If so, can you make it so your eyes are the windows?!?
Have I told you that I'm loving How Music Works? Because I am. Pass the word on to Mr. Byrne if you can. Brilliant!
This is your last issue of ? NO WAY -> Instant subscription renewal. MS stays on top of the game for me.
Working my way through all the lists on - possibly like totally my new favourite procrastination technique:
This article on our nation's debt kind of blew my mind-
Healthcare spending: "the source of our fiscal problems" econoblogging in !
A Financial Economist Talks About Debt without rancorous critique! This helps! -
Damn, is just so on today.
hey I got 'Oceans Sweaty Face' box of postcards, and have been writing and sending them out - enjoy!
is perfect for the laundromat. Each story is about the time a cycle takes.
Between Heaven and Here by Susan Straight & it's fucking brilliant. ?
Youngest boy grew his first ever decorative gourd! # cc:
Susan Straight ("Between Heaven and Here") in convo with tonight 6 pm
41 is so good. I haven't been able to put it down! Received it yesterday & I'll be glad if it makes it through to tmrw! Congrats
Me too! I like his stance on Roger Waters : I'm voting for Gralp: //
I am encountering Folger's Paradox at 8 PM...there's no way out!
"There is only pickling—and its consequences." Wonderful. Thanks.
Obviously the sprinkler got in the way of eyesight.
Media blackout begins...now. Only cute puppies and ' excellent nonsense from here on.
Looks at her reasonably sized to do list, looks at the clock, figures she has a few minutes, clicks on a McSweeney's link, loses an hour.
oh god i don't even want to click on it
Come November, I'm pulling somebody's wagon of fat behind me. I hope it's mine.
Pretty excited, guys. Have a new article at for rejection. Will keep you posted.
thank you. Our team "it's decorative gourd season motherf*ckers" won best team
name at trivia tonight.
Earlier a lady leaned against me for a while thinking I was the train door, but thanks to my day looked up!
Just rude to constantly pander to my Hemingway parody weakness like this. RT Famous Writers’ Cosmo Tips: …
Great start to a column I'll always have an interest in...Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear
Curse you, , and your damnably entertaining words. I was happily editing my novel and you jumped out and started distracting me.
No problem--it was perfect, wasn't it? (Key to the finding? Just follow )
If you're not reading (and making others read) "90 Days, 90 Reasons," it's time you start:
Thinking of subscribing to . $55 for 4 issues? What should I do? I think I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it!
David Byrne on how music and creativity work – a must-read
David Byrne talks “How Music Works” with Malcolm Jones & available now at