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Emily ReynoldsLondon2008-12-31
@rey_z2,091 days
Lady Macbeth meets Jessica Rabbit. Writer/feminist/troublemaker. 'Feminism is a joke and @rey_z is its unfunniest punchline'. Currently doing social stuff @VCCP
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ΔҐҬҤѴҐ @arthurCRS
@rey_z Don't be a dick and squeeze up the inside of HGVs even though millions of fellow cyclists will do so. Just be patient.
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Mark @biondino
@rey_z Be assertive, but not aggressive. Don't ride in the gutter. Be ultra-aware of everything around you. Try & be *part* of traffic.
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paul haine @paul_haine
@rey_z The first thing you must learn is to blame everything on either pedestrians or drivers.
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dirty mack @fairfairisles
my personal brand is like 70% creeping on twitter babes, 20% drunk night bus journeys, 10% #pizzabath
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Sydette @Blackamazon
Emma Watson got given her moment Beyoncé MADE hers and instead of celebrating and defend BOTH it becomes about Beyonces " failure"
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian
On a brighter note, lol. pic.twitter.com/5GKRdAvc9G
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Felix @felix_cohen
@rey_z seriously? pic.twitter.com/ToNiaW1QPS
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Felix @felix_cohen
@rey_z lacks imagination tbh
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Leo @leowright10
Caitlin Moran's daughter has just seen all the positive reaction to her tweets. She's made up.
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Felix @felix_cohen
Some reckons on sex tapes and leaked nudes in this telegraph piece if you need the white cis male angle telegraph.co.uk/women/11109539…
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Another Angry Woman @stavvers
I love bi visibility week. It's the one time of the year I assume corporeal form. #bisexualfacts
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Aleksandr Orlov @Aleksandr_Orlov
We are find new constellation @ProfBrianCox - the beetle is most delicious star in Meerky Way! pic.twitter.com/2L1EoK68ue
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Ciaran @Schmiaran
god, disappeared down a rabbit hole reading a twitter beef involving people I don't know for 15 minutes. grim. this is a subtweet I suppose.
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ΔҐҬҤѴҐ @arthurCRS
This season's look: trying to use contactless payment to buy wine when it's a normal card machine.
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happy lil teacup @P0SITIVETEA
you are:
• strong enough
• capable enough
• smart enough
• talented enough
• worthy enough
• brave enough
• more than enough
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Werner Heartthrob @DuncanVB
pic.twitter.com/bKmhPAsgwF
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Emma @NuclearTeeth
I have no idea how you all get anything else done. Twitter fights are time consuming.
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KB @whiterussia
@SamDiss can't believe you haven't said "I'm not gonna Diss you on the internet 'cause my momma taught me better than that" yet today
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Werner Heartthrob @DuncanVB
@rey_z @joelgolby that's only because every time you start I immediately concede defeat for a quiet life
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian
right? I mean. "Ed Balls", amirite
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian
that was funny, right
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Kit Lovelace @kitlovelace
#SamDiss pic.twitter.com/vltMS87EAn
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Emma @NuclearTeeth
Jesus fucking christ, I take a morning off Twitter and you've all gone beef-tastic.
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PHIPPS @thwphipps
i need to get a 1000+ RT to keep up with the big boys and the young guns snapping at my ankles. hey. uh. #gamergate. nerds. fucking nerds
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Joel Golby @joelgolby
good god Diss has just gone in for seconds
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Sam Diss @SamDiss
@rey_z Because it's fun and women are stooooopid.
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Sam Diss @SamDiss
Ooh, forgot about this one. (via @BillyMacfarlane) twitter.com/SamDiss/status…
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Tegan @BellJarred
My face when you're making excuses for the behaviour of your jerk boyfriend. pic.twitter.com/ITnH0TnX6h
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Phoebe Fitzroy @fubarpops
Please stop saying beef, you're making me hungry.
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Sam Diss @SamDiss
@rey_z @Callum_TH Oh don't bring him down to earth, Em. He's in Paris. Paris! Think of his #lifestyle. It's so fucking #lifestyle it hurts.
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Jesus Chingley @JesusChingley
@rey_z kill it with kindness, a fucking great shoe full of kindness
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Phoebe Fitzroy @fubarpops
@BjornGrainger @McKelvie Stop encouraging him, his ego's big enough already.
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Werner Heartthrob @DuncanVB
@SamDiss the ONE time I don't bother to google
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Prof. Bison Sexhorn @Brainmage
WEDDINGS! pic.twitter.com/KY38Gmt3Vs
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Prof. Bison Sexhorn @Brainmage
Weddings pic.twitter.com/RSotxWAvoI
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Amanda @ms_emmalyon
@rey_z so if you gain weight in the bust, do you get smarter? Dumber? SO MANY QUESTIONS.
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Chris Mandle @chris_mandle
@rey_z Bojack Horseman is an excellent new animated thing. Will Arnet is an alcoholic horse <3
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Fraser McGoogan @Fuggins
@rey_z Community is pretty funny.
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The Waco Kid @johnwarrender
@rey_z Party Down. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. 30 Rock. Community. The Venture Brothers (long shot, if you like animated nerdy stuff)
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David Lewis @David_C_Lewis
@rey_z SPACED.
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TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon
@rey_z COMMUNITY
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Becca! @Becca_DP
@rey_z king of the hill. I love the very bones of the Hill family.
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Levi @LotsOfLevi
@rey_z 30 ROCK
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Mollie Goodfellow @Mollie_Writes
@rey_z it's always sunny?
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Vanilla ISIS @hatwell
@rey_z bojack horseman
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Mollie Goodfellow @Mollie_Writes
@rey_z BOJACK horseman? Archer?
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i'm so bitter @joflake
@rey_z Brooklyn 9-9
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paul haine @paul_haine
@rey_z Archer.
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Helena Horton @helenashead
doing god's work @federicacocco pic.twitter.com/JxZsveHcz0
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Katy Super-Moon @Oog
@rey_z @biondino i.e. quite large, but no so large that it gets annoying and painful.
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Mark @biondino
@rey_z @Oog I also need to know the exchange rate for male size, if he's taking requests
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Brienne of Snarth @femme_esq
Beyoncé's newly-overt "fuck you I'm awesome" message is necessary to teach young girls how to survive adolescence.
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dirty mack @fairfairisles
"i like my men how i like my food: fried in butter" i announce drunkenly to a table of relatives i haven't seen in years
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Sarah Caseberry @Sarah_Saza
Biggest ever sorry not sorry from @joythestore .... slow hand clap.
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clatter-bones @notwaving
Ugh just got oversimplified "just change GP surgery" suggestion. It's not that simple when you factor in #disability.
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CharlieDickDastardly @charlie_cat_esq
@rey_z Catcher in the Rye is fucking terrible
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Tattered and Torn @ThatBellaFern
@rey_z what if one breast is bigger than the other? What if you're shit at maths but great at history... Help help help help
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MonoSMD @NewSMDii
@rey_z I suppose you could set up some sort of formula to transform IQ to cup size and oh god I hate myself
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dan barker @danbarker
@rey_z he sounds quite the interlectiual.
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Drew Dalgliesh @drewqld
@rey_z He is totally opening the door on intelligence-bodyparts comparisons. "Interlect" not a good start.
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Tintin @TintinnyTins
Watching South Park. South Park > Simpsons and that's not even up for debate.
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Naomi @mangmangmang
how refreshing Twitter is on a Sunday, I think I will stay on it all day
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Naomi @mangmangmang
ah, time for my morning search of everyone I hate so I can do my daily obsessive, incessant bitching about literally anything they've done
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Megababe Del Bra @Pretty_Wrong
@rey_z mattsko.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/divine…
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Megababe Del Bra @Pretty_Wrong
@rey_z pic.twitter.com/AQCfeiL7Pw
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Rank Tributes @svejky
@rey_z @janhopis not to mention that Kubrick is really not that good. :D
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Conor Walsh @ConorWalshy
@rey_z I need someone to have commented "interlect" so badly
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Graeme Of Thrones @ThatMrStirling
@rey_z He's not an interlectional feminist, then?
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Smashleigh Bunnikins @Glitter_brawl
@rey_z I want a man who can spell intellect, and I don't give a shit what his interests are. Well done on getting out of that one.
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ilovefireworks @bezukhova
@rey_z my god, you were so utterly and tragically wasted on him.
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Uncle Kris @kriskendal
@rey_z and 'whos'
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Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew
@rey_z How can an intellect be 'mildly' bigger? 'Slightly' bigger, surely? Oh, and what a fuckpig, obviously.
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¡Hey Guillermo! @oye_billy
@rey_z "interlect"
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Juliet Mushens @mushenska
I want there to be a tumblr collecting literal replies to satirical tweets. They are my favourites.
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Paul Morgan @plmrgn
Served an ald dear who paid on her card & she said "ooh that was quick! Bet all the girls say that to you, eh lad?". Well and truly had off.
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Werner Heartthrob @DuncanVB
Going through my favs, just vibing off all the validation pic.twitter.com/tajsVxOD95
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Phoebe Fitzroy @fubarpops
I am moving house today.

🏡📦📦📦🚙📦📦📦🏠

🍕🍕🍕🍕
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Anna @thatswedishgirl
Going to bed at 10pm on a Saturday after one glass of wine because diving exhaustion and too much fresh air. Apparently it's "good for you".
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bridie @gothsonthebeach
biggest lesson of adulthood: how expensive cheese is
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Caroline O'Donoghue @Czaroline
. @gavinjday has started a meme of Boyfriends Mirrorbombing Their Girlfriends Getting Ready and I kind of love it pic.twitter.com/LiWjohFM2g
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Phoebe Fitzroy @fubarpops
@felix_cohen @NewSMDii @rey_z @NuclearTeeth UNSUBSCRIBE
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m. cox @Melissa_Maria
Ross and Rachel would have split up after she inevitably grew to resent him for taking away her opportunity to live and work in Paris.
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DickMandrake @DickMandrake
Milo is such an abysmal hack, he can't even leak confidential information without accidentally revealing his source.
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Smashley Simpson @thunderhearts
Each to their own and all that, but why would I ever want to watch a video about what someone bought from Primark.
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L @aucontrary
New nail polish 💁 instagram.com/p/tKt9tyEHZ2/ pic.twitter.com/igWuREm1r7
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Phoebe Fitzroy @fubarpops
@NuclearTeeth @felix_cohen @rey_z 'Do you want to know a funny story? I forgot to order celery' is the new 'want to know a pineapple fact?'
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Emma @NuclearTeeth
@fubarpops @felix_cohen @rey_z pineapple facts are the best way to get me into bed. It's why I like Emily so much.
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Phoebe Fitzroy @fubarpops
All I'm saying is he's moved on from pineapple facts to cucumber 'funny stories' @felix_cohen @rey_z
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Emma @NuclearTeeth
I have bullied @_theShagge into agreeing that our first dance at our wedding will be If I Was Your Mother by Bon Jovi
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Queer DiscOx Radio @QueerDiscOx
Happened again. twitter.com/QueerDiscOx/st…
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Cariad Martin @cariadmartin
> middle class men in suits suffered too much prejudice, & they also told us there is no longer sexism in the literary world. That happened.
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Cariad Martin @cariadmartin
Totally did not check my raffle tickets during @forbookssake raffle b/c me & @rey_z were too busy arguing w/ some bros who thought white >
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SisterCumberbatch @TeekSpectrum
@rey_z This guy needs confrontation. I believe he's experienced prejudice. Most people don't like assholes.
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Amanda @ms_emmalyon
@rey_z his suit is the problem. As opposed to, say, his ridiculous attitude. Ok.
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Megababe Del Bra @Pretty_Wrong
@rey_z "everyone hates me cos I have all the privilege *crycrycrycry*"?
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A p o l l o @thisisapollo
playing Skyrim today, I got upset cuz I couldn't find a shelf in the house I built to store journals on: the life of a mentally ill shut-in
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VCCP Kin @VCCPKin
Even death can't come between Joan Rivers and her new iPhone 6... gizmodo.com/even-death-can…
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yani b @SukiBapswent
so so sooooo nearly the weekend! I have two days of frantic essay writing ahead of me, but tonight I shall DRINK AND DANCE #FBSturns4
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PHIPPS @thwphipps
FUCK YOU TWITTER. THE PEOPLE MAKING THAT JOKE EXHIBIT EXACTLY THE LACK OF IMAGINATION THAT RESULTS IN NO VOTES AND COLDPLAY'S POPULARITY
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PHIPPS @thwphipps
SMOKED SALMON ISN'T A JOKE. IT DOESN'T WORK. "OH, I'M SMOKED". IT'S NOT A PUN. ITS A ONE-WAY STREET. DOESNT WORK
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Stevie Martin @5tevieM
Killing it at work today pic.twitter.com/qtSBAnsiuW
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Sam Diss @SamDiss
Okay, that'll do. twitter.com/bohmzah/status…
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Bohmza @bohmzah
@SamDiss do u agree wiz me she have mix black and white hair with young face i think she will be nice in island Coconut ،i have Imagination😌
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PHIPPS @thwphipps
Worked out how to put emojis on my tweets 💅💁🆒👌👌👌👌
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Jamie McKelvie @McKelvie
@Brainmage you named your camera album "twitter"?
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Sam Diss @SamDiss
@rey_z @DuncanVB @kitlovelace @joelgolby Not even a contest.
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Sam Diss @SamDiss
@DuncanVB @rey_z @kitlovelace @joelgolby pic.twitter.com/2NWDNxJFXs
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Felix @felix_cohen
@rey_z @DuncanVB @kitlovelace @joelgolby wait are you not supposed to do that?
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Kit Lovelace @kitlovelace
@rey_z @joelgolby @DuncanVB I really don't think anyone could convincing put forward the case for declining. Or, indeed, should. Duncan.
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Joel Golby @joelgolby
@rey_z @jamiesmart yeah… yeah. Uh. Yeah. 'Less' hot. A-agreed. I agree. Yes.
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Manisha Ferdinand @Ferders
@rey_z @SamDiss @joelgolby million % agree *Cowell face*
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Phoebe Fitzroy @fubarpops
@SamDiss @McKelvie @joelgolby @rey_z I'm gonna put it out there and suggest that being racist makes you less hot
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Amy Bottrill @bottrill
@SamDiss @joelgolby @rey_z POSTED WITHOUT COMMENT pic.twitter.com/u4r5NZ1s3c
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James Rhodes @JRhodesPianist
My wedding is in 8 days. Holy moly. Please god let her show up.
Lovely @SpencerHart suit at the ready & speech (mostly) devoid of sweary.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian
I declare today Howlin' Pelle Appreciation Day. pic.twitter.com/MrTHlFVegn
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Ed Jefferson @edjeff
i am trapped in a terrifying wikihow hellworld wikihow.com/Carry-Your-Sle… pic.twitter.com/TNNjrT5Wkc
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m. cox @Melissa_Maria
Today is like when you try to break up with someone but they convince you not to and then you stay but secretly you hate them.
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Prof. Bison Sexhorn @Brainmage
Heading to Leeds on a train. Shortly to get married. Had out of date custard tarts for breakfast. Back's a little sore. #twitter
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Phoebe Fitzroy @fubarpops
@felix_cohen @rey_z Cohen.
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linkshund @linkshund
@rey_z Thanks now I'm seasick.
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muldoon @muldoon
Favourite photo I took at @Elbow's #itunesfestival gig. @CraigLPotter @Guy_Garvey @Juppelbow pic.twitter.com/YW12Licfrk
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Ciaran @Schmiaran
@rey_z no, but I have now & i'm glad & learned a lot
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Felix @felix_cohen
@alexhern @rey_z I'm typing this on my mechanical keyboard
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Tom Mendelsohn @Tom_Mendelsohn
@rey_z he isn't even wearing a fedora
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Aaron Bali @aaronbali
@rey_z Fremdschämen: A German term which describes the process of being vicariously embarrassed by someone else.
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Ed Jefferson @edjeff
@felix_cohen careful he'll do a tweetnote about you
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Amy Bottrill @bottrill
@SamDiss #misandry #unfollowallmen
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Phoebe Fitzroy @fubarpops
@rey_z @felix_cohen @DuncanVB Cohen's been creepin' at your kitchen window with a camera again
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Felix @felix_cohen
@rey_z @DuncanVB this one pic.twitter.com/T9KYcGPfAe
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Werner Heartthrob @DuncanVB
@rey_z @felix_cohen what profile picture did you have when he followed you? I have three similar guesses
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Alexis Somerville @alexicle
@rey_z @forbookssake I'm going! Excited. See you there:)
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Felix @felix_cohen
@DuncanVB @rey_z m8 check my mentions for how that's gonna end (tldr entitled baby boomer tone policing)
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Wothity @Wothity
@rey_z @forbookssake youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfIS… oui/non? x
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Werner Heartthrob @DuncanVB
Seen my first "Don't understand queuing for an iPhone? Well I don't understand football" tweet, can't believe it took this long
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Greg Sproston @Worker270591
@rey_z @forbookssake I wish I was moving to London before the 28th. This looks mint!
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Felix @felix_cohen
.@ellardent right, ok, cool. I guess you actually can't explain why mocking apple fanboys is akin 'punching down'. Thanks for your time.
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Phoebe Fitzroy @fubarpops
I have accidentally got involved commenting on facebook in the same thread as a grown man who thinks the referendum was undemocratic.
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Nick @NickehBee
@rey_z All I saw in the preview URL was the word 'ass', and that still would have been suitable for you
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John Brennan @UpturnedBathtub
@maccorcrain @SummerRay I had to Google goatse. Thank you. Thanks a lot.
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Joel Golby @joelgolby
going to relive my Lynx Africa days by blu-tacking a poster of Melinda Messinger to my wall and kissing it
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Cold Brëast Shamër @TheQuinnspiracy
power couple pic.twitter.com/dgw20relr0
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James Drew @dreadpiratedrew
@fubarpops @sacha_is_good @rey_z I'M A MAN I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS RA RAA RAA
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Phoebe Fitzroy @fubarpops
@rey_z @dreadpiratedrew @sacha_is_good I've *definitely* done it with rosé, maybe that's a thing? Like, wine matching?
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Ellen Coyne @ellenmcoyne
First important appearance of the night: Larry. Remaining tight-lipped. pic.twitter.com/2VLAEZgz1l
3d               
1
James Drew @dreadpiratedrew
Just read a short story so terrible I unfollowed the person who recommended it out of rage and spite
3d               
1
James Drew @dreadpiratedrew
@sacha_is_good I...it...IT IS TECHNICALLY A COCKTAIL.
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Sacha Fernando @sacha_is_good
I saw one of you earlier and you washed down the morning after pill at 5pm with a glass of rosé. If you are that person, YOU ARE BRILLIANT.
3d               
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Jacqueline Hayes @jackie331959
@rey_z @idriselba I agree with you whole heartily. I TOTALLY LOVE IDRIS OK maybe it's JUST lust my flesh is weak.;-) & HE'S FINE!!!!
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ΔҐҬҤѴҐ @arthurCRS
Business idea: an online shop like audible but selling transcripts of audiobooks printed onto paper. Working title: Inaudible.
4d               
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Cuntis @cuntistho
so @BHCreatives have been nominated for a plus size award, would be VERY grateful if you voted britishplussizeawards.co.uk/voting/ pic.twitter.com/LdYx5tFqLN
4d               
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Becca! @Becca_DP
@kitlovelace @rey_z He's asking for it, wearing a short skirt like that. Little tart.
4d in reply to kitlovelace               
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Kit Lovelace @kitlovelace
@rey_z @Becca_DP Unbelievable. #misandry in action, folks. "Wah, Kate Upton. Wah, Jennifer Lawrence. Darius Danesh? GIMME GIMME GIMME!"
4d in reply to rey_z               
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Jonn Elledge @JonnElledge
@youngvulgarian @rey_z Well I don't know Emily very well and don't have a long-standing meme to play with here
4d in reply to youngvulgarian               
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian
@JonnElledge @rey_z Oi! Why 'oh, Marie' and no 'oh, Emily'? Is it because I'm French?
4d in reply to JonnElledge               
1
Burnessie @charliejburness
@SamDiss Is it "Does Sam Diss have a trainer shrine" yes or no.
4d in reply to SamDiss               
1
rupert @raspurr
Top 5 Arctic Monkeys songs:
1. Stop Calling Me On Yer Mobile
2. Dead Good
3. 'Ave An Alcopop
4. I Don't Wanna Not Wanna Want You
5. Blimey
4d               
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Werner Heartthrob @DuncanVB
If I was happily married but caught them photoshopping a Facebook conversation between characters/countries etc I would immediately leave
4d               
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5
Smashley Simpson @thunderhearts
gonna need a good few hours alone today just thinking about Harry Styles' man bun.
4d               
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Sarra Hoy @SarraHoy
@casual_beer *takes a bow*
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chiara (madrileña) @carambalache
Anyway. Don't mock people for insecurity deriving from online things. It's real, and mocking it isn't going to make it go away.
4d               
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1
Matt Round @mattround
@rey_z He's worried that your potential offspring could be the next evolutionary step for mankind & enslave him as a drone
4d in reply to rey_z               
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Jonny @jonnyathan
@rey_z he's evangelical about safe sex. or he needs a condom and is asking every couple he sees
4d in reply to rey_z               
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Federica Cocco @federicacocco
This makes me so happy. RT @Jezebel Alison Bechdel won a MacArthur Genius Grant. Because she's a genius. bit.ly/1u7WvVg
5d               
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Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks
Finding out someone changed your copy without telling you... #Labyrinth pic.twitter.com/IpkJaMbCTv
5d               
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4
Cass Farry @cassfarry
I need some INSURANCE for my safari but the market is saturated and I could really do with some help.
5d               
1
Matt Round @mattround
@youngvulgarian When you’re freelance, paradise is having all invoices paid, a fridge full of food & a weekend with no work
5d in reply to youngvulgarian               
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VCCP Kin @VCCPKin
According to @aaronchild, this is a perfect depiction of @rey_z. Moral: don't get in a lift with a community manager. funnyordie.com/videos/dbaf512…
5d               
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Emma @NuclearTeeth
What I've done is make a Son of Sam joke at the guy I'm going on a date with tomorrow. *hides*
5d               
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TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon
"Does anyone have any questions?"
"Are cows just horses that made bad life choices?"
"I meant questions about the meeting"
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Werner Heartthrob @DuncanVB
@rey_z @NuclearTeeth @Brainmage having little quirks that are actually bursts of vicious violence are very on brand for you two
5d in reply to rey_z               
1
Spaniel Palin @samuelpalin
God, I feel for people on Twitter who don't live in London.
5d               
3
Lydia Teapot @lydiasquidia
No More Page 3 posting selfies taken with Boris Johnson - in case you needed more evidence that their campaign is politically bankrupt.
5d               
9
20
Amy Bottrill @bottrill
K N O W Y O U R W O R T H
5d               
3
1
Owen Blackhurst @owenblackhurst
I just stood against the tv thrusting, probably time to turn it in
5d               
2
down to mars grl @borderlinefemme
I believe the proper terminology is 'a good and mature boyfriend'. twitter.com/jezebel/status…
5d               
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6
Lauren Bravo @laurenbravo
New name for my memoir: All the Coolest People are Perpetually 40 Minutes Early.
6d               
2
clatter-bones @notwaving
Date time selfie #scruffyfemme pic.twitter.com/IaohKMmsVC
6d               
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Felix @felix_cohen
@cherry_lambrini abi don't go to the chiltern firehouse thecaterer.com/articles/35313…
6d in reply to cherry_lambrini               
2
Paul Curry @cr3
@mattround @coventrycc no
6d in reply to mattround               
1
Ed Jefferson @edjeff
@AbiWilks i got myspace sally, facebook jill and linkedin mandy
6d in reply to AbiWilks               
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Emma @NuclearTeeth
@biondino @rey_z @janhopis maybe she was in the Time Traveller's Wife? Seems like something that unbearable cunt Henry would do.
6d in reply to biondino               
1
Mark @biondino
@NuclearTeeth @rey_z @janhopis it's spelled "wiener"
6d in reply to NuclearTeeth               
1
Felix @felix_cohen
@rey_z @charliejburness #sweetnothings
6d in reply to rey_z               
1
sleeful @sleeful
i just want to ruin peoples lives like i used to, is that so much to ask
6d               
5
KB @whiterussia
If you wash your hair every day you will not understand my life and I won't understand yours and where do we even go from here
6d               
6
A p o l l o @thisisapollo
Extricated an abusive person from my life this week and it's made me feel superhuman. Actually on top of the world 💪🌍
6d               
11
CoventryCityCouncil @coventrycc
@cr3 because it's a continuous road - a ring
6d in reply to cr3               
2
1
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