We found 184 favorite tweets.
Oh and yesterday's daily mail refers to the Danish Prime minster as a "flirty Dane" GET A GRIP, then stop printing.
BUSEY IS LIVE ON feed the beast; embrace eternity
Exciting round Robin news: someones daughter had "qualified" as a tarot card reader
Technology: delighting and dismaying in equal measure for the while of human history :(
I can't even. Why do I bother writing about sex when other literary geniuses are saying it so much more articulately
Isn't it annoying when you go into a room but can't remember why you're there and that happens constantly and is basically your entire life?
A woman called "Tricia Macmillan" just popped up on my LinkedIn and I did a really nerdy double-take.
MOVIES are called MOVIES because it is a REFERENCE to MOVING. MOVIES. MOVIES. Movies. Movies. Movies. MOVIES. MOVIES.
Just used the phrase "daft as ragu". As in, "you can't do that; that's daft as ragu". Hope it catches on.
Art Director vs Copywriter
We've had Gary for a whole year now! Bloody love him.
So, Twitter. Big news. I'm in my uni's team for University Challenge, and we *might* end up on the telly if we get through the early rounds.
(I hope he doesn't punch me in the ovary)
I just find so many bloggers to be lacking integrity. I miss reading real writing and not extended advertisements.
i'm so fond of the lifestyle bloggers that do it for the love of writing and not for the love of freebies/pr money. some have become so shit
I'm doing some first-class "postponing stuff until tomorrow" today. I can't see this backfiring at all.
It's kinda difficult to watch this without smiling VIDEO
girlsgetbusyzine: SUBMISSION CALL: If you’d like to contribute any art / words / photos / drawings / whatever…
Embrace every opportunity to be friendly towards people, ignore smug pedants and please place your car keys in the bowl provided.
Turns out I'm 'warm and empathic with... a strong sense of conscience.' Choke on that, you fucking bastards.
Oh hello classism and disgusting, manipulative, cruel journalism. I hope the reporter who got the scoop falls down a manhole
My last doodle from when heels were connected to violence *eye roll* Doodling a new reply for
Nice video from a few years ago of Margaret Atwood talking about her creative process: VIDEO
'Men.' 'Women.' These are HUGE gifting categories. 'Oh you know a man? I know what he'll want. A radio controlled car from this git shop'
Tweeted that I was horny, gained male followers. WHO IS THE PICK UP ARTIST NOW, PUNK?
What a mess these past few days have been, social justice Twitter.
And you know what I actually think Lily Allen does more damage to women with her shit racist video than Katy Perry with her cream boobs.
Feminism does not mean criminalizing sex, and abusing trans people. Feminism, is intersectional. Everything else is bullshit.
I wish I was as dignified as Nigella Lawson. I would have 100% released his nudes and details of his tax havens by now.
Sam is destined for big things. Like puking up tequila outside Chinawhites in front of fellow superstars like Michael Greco.
A Women in Charge by Carl Bernstein is very good. Covers up to her being in the Senate. Not partisan and is a good read.
Watching the movie Closer. It's about something something something Clive Owen in a doctors outfit something something something the end.
Dr Eleanor Tams loves tea, her friends, Edale, The George on Commercial Rd, autumn, thinking, dancing badly to Pulp, Kenneth Williams.
Dr Eleanor Tams tries to like other bands as much as Low, but fails miserably.
Dr Eleanor Tams sighs despondently at the First Capital Connect departures board.
Dr Eleanor Tams goes to Morrisons.
Sat in bed in Little Hulton eating ice-cream and Skyping my cat at half seven on a Friday night.
Chinese takeaway £14 Petrol to pick it up £2 Getting home and realising the idiots have forgotten one of your containers: Rice less.
Top comment so far: "in addition, james mackenzie knows that the best contraceptive around is james mackenzie."
A long but outstanding read about Nicky Crane, the gay neo-Nazi. Good work BBC. [via ]
My Dad has listed me as his daughter on Facebook. Guess it's official now, guys.
On our front page: Advice to a teenage feminist - what I wish I'd known | on Riot Grrrl, Plath & bitching
Love this craft books gift guide and the way appears to be leering at Mark Darcy's Christmas jumper.
and the is starting a submissions blog soon
I got Colin Firth! : QUIZ: Which "Love Actually" Character Are You? ”
Also not impressed by attitudes like, oh we supported the pickets this morning, but this afternoon we support going in to campus.
Yeah, buddy, the staff training you to be a professional are affected by this action too... pretty certain you should be supporting them.
no probs. e-mail us at firstname.lastname@example.org
It's 11:40pm on a Friday night and I'm sat at home on my own, earnestly considering the difference between 'clickable' and 'sharable'.
just complained I never come home to flowers and chocolate. To be fair he did his best...
Considering unfriending people on Facebook who are saying positive things about that "eat my dick" flight note argument guy.
the jealous is oozing out of me
Aaaahhh amazing! He’s a keeper, that one ;)
If I can't shove Russell Brand into a gigantic wicker man and burn him to appease the feminist gods in it, it's not my revolution.
Russell Brand isn't the messiah. He's a twat.
Here is a link to an INCREDIBLE short story by . Are you a writer? HE IS BETTER. This story is the proof.
I got a deal to write my 2nd novel! HOLY SHIT!
QUICK QUESTION ABOUT GOD: If he is really is against homosexuality, why was one of his first recorded acts making a naked man?
"but isn't Boris so funny lol lol yes I voted for him he's such a joker lol inequality haha it's just banter lmao"
everyone is bisexual. you are only not bisexual if you don't have a bum. don't question my logic here, just believe me.
On C5, Richard Madeley & Michael Rosen are talking about origins of language. Katie Hopkins watches on like a dog being shown a card trick.
Just looked at the drain guard outside my house and thought 'that's in great condition'. I'm so tired.
IF SOMETHING IS NEGATIVELY AFFECTING MY MENTAL HEALTH AND I ASK YOU TO STOP THEN YOU STOP YOU DON'T TELL ME TO 'FINISH THE DISCUSSION'.
Had a bad day?
It'll be alright, says Dolly.
Printing fest for festival tonight, so I'll be making 3D constructions tomorrow.
The "weaker sex" is the one that pays for drinks when it sees exposed skin, right?
I mean there's lols and there's lols. Joking where someone has been found guilty of raping a baby using hard drugs? Not an area for lols
Ian Watkins lied about everything right up to the moment he realised he couldn't get away with it. Many believed him. That's rape culture.
I might start going to the pub on my own, wearing a suit, carrying a single red rose, so people think I've been stood up.
The Independent has published an article on why some graduates don’t deserve to be paid. The Independent doesn’t deserve to exist.
Literally going to have a Chanel No.5 bubble bath.
Why has Lily Allen even been rebranded as someone who can sing??? Her thing was always she just makes everything sound like a question
Someone (American) is painstakingly writing 'I LOVE PARIS' in the condensation on the front window of the bus. But why?
Mickey Flanagan. NEVER going to understand the appeal of that one. Genuinely cannot see anything there.
SO MUCH IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY STUFF TO BUY MYSELF FOR MY BIRTHMAS.
Got my first job interview in eight years next week. Ooh eh!
imagine how bad a day the intern who does James Arthur's HQ tweets is having. That is me. That is what I am doing. I am imagining that.
Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett irl
If your reaction to genitals is "LOL A PEEN LOL WOULD YOU LOOK AT IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" you are in no way mentally equipped for sex
I've read more coherent, eloquent, knowledgeable Facebook rants. Literally just a whole column of someone going DUNNO WHAT I'M DOING LOL.
I wish Pick Up Artists were men who were really strong and really good at throwing you up in the air and catching you. That'd get ladies.
James Arthur is digging a shallow grave for his shallow career Well done
": can someone give me a lift? "
So is 2nd in the Telegraph's funniest tweeters. You know what they say: behind every funny man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Before Russell Brand my favourite comedy philosopher was Ricky Gervais saying "kindness is magic" whilst pretending to be a spastic on TV.
More concerned bout liberation from white supremacist capitalist patriarchy (© bell hooks) than a bellend calling some other bellend a queer
BRB going to a bar to plant fake engagement rings in every girl's champagne glass, just to watch the boyfriends panic. LOL.
Orlando Bloom does Romeo and Juliet. In the manner of a man who has never spoken sentences before. Syntax surrealist. VIDEO
I fucking hate fat shaming "jokes"
I unfollowed Alec Baldwin. I mean come on...really, you gonna keep saying homophobic slurs and claim you aren't one? Enough.
women don't call themselves feminists anymore because white feminism.
great insight and even better advice. When celebrities become activists, it is almost always as bad as activists becoming celebrities
From Popbitch: Stewart Lee on Newsnight's Brand v Paxman: "Like watching a monkey throwing its own excrement at a foghorn."
POTATOES GONNA POTATE, ALLIGATORS GONNA ALLIGATE
thought for the day: HATERS GONNA HATE.
I've always taken trolling as a badge of 'making it' haha
Glad it's not just me who thinks the "ironic" twerking dancers in Lily Allen's video are just video-trope twerking dancers
Thank you thank you thank you! I was beginning to think it was just me.
Will read later when home. Always enjoy your scribing. :) x
All you need to know about that Lily Allen video is that Caitlin Moran approves of it...
Just scan read Luke Bozier's latest blog post tripe. He's still really upset he got caught soliciting underage girls, isn't he?
I shake my arse BECAUSE I've got a brain.
Try not available on the high street
Oh hello cold, there you are, bang on cue. DAMN YOU, LEAVE MY AND MY FLANNEL ONESIE ALONE!
I just think it's a nice little story about a hare and a bear at Christmas. That's it. *shrugs*
I think everyone's really over analysing it. It's not a Woody Allen film.
I think the hare got the alarm clock to wake the bear up so he could come to Christmas and join in.
Cannot tell you how horrfiying this uncanny valley shit is BBC News- Johnny Depp cake: Woman bakes giant Jack Sparrow
Oh hey, it's the 10 year anniversary of Kris Marshall totally failing to capitalize on his big break
The limit does not exist :-p
Bullshit, you're Frenchie.
Got a bit attached to this wig during Halloween!
As Clark Gable told Vivien Leigh “You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who wants to bang the brains out of you.”
Certain words in this recipe have rendered me a giggly, incapable baker.
Completely cheered by 's piece, and even more so by everyone's love for it. Well done, the sensible.
no one I went to school with has even heard of University Challenge…or university…or school.
It's very, very worth it. I think it's a good idea to listen to some stories by him first to get a feel for his voice
Pretty appalling, I thought.
yeah i heard an interview with him about it and i suspect he's a raging nice guy
That's a shame, I was looking forward to some pithy chapter titles. Such as "everyone is vile" or "stop me if you think... at all" x
Biggest surprise so far in Morrissey's book is he was the secret author of best-selling pamphlet 'Why I Like To Do It With Girls.'
Just wait until you have a mini-person, all your costume ideas will transfer and they'll be the best dressed ever.
I bet he would love to extend to you an invitation to the pants party x
My dream is to own a thatched roof cottage in a couple of acres, with goats, dogs and horseys ♥♥♥ I really need that lottery win
Just discovered 'It's always sunny in philadelphia' about 4 years too late. It's fucking brilliant.
If Gogglebox filmed me watching Bake Off they'd just get an hour of me repeatedly saying "oh Glenn!" in a worried voice
Oh here's Ruby telling us how bad she is again before producing a perfect bake. Snore. Zip it, shrimpy.
Ruby could serve up a plate of poo & Hollywood wood still love it. STOP you're old enough to be her dad!
More power to your arm lady - well done
Well done. And you should always buy a cape.
Nightclubs and Infantilisation - a new post. I got 48 hits yesterday; my best ever, so thanks!! via
I wish someone had told me you get no free stuff as a freelance writer when I was first starting out.
RT No one noticed the semi-detached bungalow in the distance until after the photo was developed.
WRITING TIP: Always proofread your work in the future, after it's been published. Any errors will jump out at you immediately.
m+s have ran out of classic percy pigs!! i had to buy a mixed pack and throw his pals away, like i was in charge of a cruel foamy abattoir
“: To-do lists organised by emotion… ” I read that as emoticon - that could work too.
and me without my green wetsuit!
Imagine Alfie strangling you, and as you lose consciousness, he removes his mask and reveals himself to be Christopher Maloney.
Good grief. I like the way she dresses, don't get me wrong, but that book seems like a complete waste of time.
Fuck. I genuinely thought it was thursday until this tweet.
Been to Forever 21. It appears to be the Tesco Finest version of Primark
My cat keeps having fun no matter how many times I tell her the fun is over
Protein shakes are a masterclass in learning to swallow really fucking fast!
4-6 weeks and you'd be running 10k comfortably. Just increase your milage by about 10% per week & train consistently. Rest properly.
there's a free app called bridge to 10K that guides you there.
Elle Woods, Professor Callahan & Sexual Harassment:
My spoonerisms get me into trouble sometimes. I asked for some popcorn & now I'm banned from the corner shop. :-(
4 minutes ago I laughed at a joke in Mrs Brown’s Boys. I’ve since changed my name, packed a bag and I’m currently booking flights to Mexico.
In China, a respected Ms can be labeled Mr < Fascinating about gender politics in China.
:( i hear ya x unfollow everyone you need to until you're barely aware of bullshit any more. that's what i did.
A relative absence from Twitter has made me a lot more happy and mellow...
Flouncing is way more dramatic. Especially if you follow it up by sashaying off.
love Tom Hardy but that tv show is shitty and there's no need to ass-kiss Leo. He already knows he's awesome.
I care, because I broke a speed record (my own, not a world one ... ) last night! Well done!
Feminists of the North, come to this thing!
10th anniversary edition of "22 grand job" with chorus"0 hour contract at a supermarket it's awful & I've got a masters in ottoman history"
Good to see my uni making the headlines
My dad was telling me last night that he has a special cloth in work, which he uses when picking up toads. Do you have a special cloth?
I might do a series on convenience foods that have no reason to exist.
(1) refrigerated dough (2) peeled carrots (3) frozen sandwiches
wow imagine if young people were exposed to realistic, consensual sex - god forbid
Just Delete Me | A directory of direct links to delete your account from web services. -> one to save
“We don’t see ourselves as part of a feminist movement” said Vagenda after getting money to write a book on feminism. ?
we did WE DID I was a hero. I wasn't offered a book deal though. for shame.
I'd rather read about UniLad falling down a well.
So glad Vagenda self-identified as a humour website cause I knew no-one could write that badly seriously & get a book deal
it makes me so cross that intersectionality is being used as a weapon to argue as opposed to being a central feminist concept we all need.
is this where we are now? one of the biggest feminist websites in the UK reducing intersectionality to swearing at each other on twitter?
I'd rather have the fucking spaniel as future king. It was born with exactly the same moral right to be anointed our ruler and superior.