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Last thing that's been rattling around my head. Rupert Murdoch is a spider made of ballsack.
Biggest cock I've ever seen.
A plugin that electrocutes people who try and disable updates.
the constellations are tied in with stories... which in turn are "mnemonics" for remembering the night sky
Child is sleep trolling so hard right now. Too tired for the couch, too tired for his bed, too tired to talk about it. Touche.
hah that is so true, except the tentacles need to be pulling hair and glasses, that's what happens when I nurse.
Best days are when child dresses himself.
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If I was a very bad public figure I'd just hire a jokes ghost writer to distract the internet
Coming soon: gender digital security and privacy camp.
Reflection Woman is watching you
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Bloody hell, Australia, you really are a seething cesspool of noxious idiots, aren't you?
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a Storify
Why didn't de Brito talk about how good he is at giving chicks herpes too
Today we are all root rats.
Helped 7-10 year olds make slime for 4 hours. Just let me die.
"How the internet is run, governed and filtered is a human rights issue."
Abbott could go to Antarctica and offend the bloody penguins.
I want to be a boat. I want to learn to swim. I want to learn to float. To begin again.
Leave it to data to ruin a perfectly good theory.
call to order! First order of business, snuggle someone/something/somecat.
The lowest hanging fruit tends to get picked off. If you’re going to hang around, do it higher up the opsec tree.
Seriously, the idea that journalists can get jailed for reporting on official secrets is very dangerous for democracy, it must be stopped
If I don't get a call about a febrile patient with suspected Ebola (who actually has influenza) this weekend it will be a bloody miracle.
Girls on their way to school in Nepal. No bridge, no other way to get there. Bravest girls in the world.
Pffft...they've got nothing on us RADIO newsreaders MT : Real Newsreaders of Sydney. Epic. VIDEO
Movement at the top of the AG's Dept. Roger Wilkins will finish his term as Secretary at the end of the month.
interesting. remember ohs less stringent in US
They don't waste as much, anyway.
When I see a guy fawkes mask in public I assume you want to get punched in the dick.
Busy teaching and I look over to see doing this on the classroom window:
when i see "anonymous" accounts that consistently tweet bad info +/provocative bullshit, i just assume it's the pigs in disguise. works 4 me
i'm debating whether or not to share the most embarrassing i ever wrote, pre-journalistic standards. only has seen it.
Maybe doctors would deal better with depression in patients if they dealt with it in themselves. [A post.]
The most powerful statement of 2011 resonates today. We are NOT a leaderless movement. We are a movement of leaders. We are the People.
I ask, above all, that you do not quit. I ask you to reflect, center, breathe, and get back to doing the things that you CAN, where you ARE.
There's about two dozen of you I'm grateful for. We've broken bread, marched, strategized, partied. You gave me hope.
Wow a CNN reporter is on an Anonymous IRC channel. How times have changed in the last 2 years.
Sometimes I want to wrap my arms around all of humanity, give the whole world a big hug, and say "Shhh. Shh. Shut your stupid face."
i think imma go put on some swedish metal and do some mixed martial arts to unwind after a long day
Joe Hockey reminds me of the British Tory minister who described the homeless as "the people you step over on the way to the opera."
Just so you know, I made it home, I'm on the sofa, wine is poured and I'm feeling fine.
This is how I am currently rolling.
Then this girl in front of me kept on sneezing and coughing. My paranoia kept on whispering, 'Ebola, you are dead'
It is only when you can grasp that life can be more terrifying than death that you can begin to understand the nightmare of depression.
my dream is to find a new species of dinosaur i can name after my family and me divisekerasaurus upulii
and now i just banged my elbow really hard on something. someone plz put me out of my misery
Here's a cover using the words from Lecha Dodi, a traditional friday night prayer: VIDEO
New model for determining ’natural person’: can demonstrably show love and affection.
Time for a shower epiphany and some Chinese takeaway and stuff that's not Twitter
It is a good thing that there's still magic in this world
Guys...I just...this whole week is broken.
Who's with me? We summon Shubb-Niggurath and allow our souls to be consumed, rather than eroded by constant bad news.
You know, sometimes I think the summoning of a Lovecraftian horror would be an improvement. Better eldritch, cosmic horror than random.
Pitch me, friends: firstname.lastname@example.org
I don't care where you've been published. I just want that sweet content.
What was Joe’s real job before he became a politician?
I read this article on Hammond and all I could think was -- Where Can I get a "Prisons are for burning" sticker!?
Single mothers are underestimated in all their abilities. They should run countries, not errands
The media needs to take a long hard look at itself about how it frames the conversation about mental health, it has a lot to answer for.
Five chapters rewritten. Lying alone by pool in the black bikini of reformed mall goth, listening to the trees
How the fuck are articles from still being tweeted from ?
Stupid stupid white boys.
A mailing list would be a smaller space to write longer things, for pleasure or inquiry, without twitter's churn and shouting. Considering
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Attention everyone: I am now 's personal Director of Communications. Please address all media inquiries to my fists.
Without Warning, by , can be sampled for here:
Inspiration for my new comic
The female speakers have stolen the show tonight, carrying an interesting shadow for the next debate
Goooooood morning! *checks Twitter, goes back to bed forever*
George Brandis says Western nations are moving towards data retention. Not so |
Re: that RT, some of you are working 70-80 hours a week still/again. Maybe you should think about that?
"Sure I have strong beliefs but they wont change how I raise a kid." - naïve me two years before my kid was born.
What we're seeing, whether in Gaza, the CIA, the climate crisis, or the transparency war, are the death throes of "godmatic" belief.
Geoff Huston shows just how complex metadata is:
I get little sick of public service bashing. I've 10yrs industry experience & chose to work in gov to make +ve diff for society
FINALLY a book about Anon that focuses on the positive activism, and not the negative stuff. reviewed it
finally figured this thing out! Your got me hooked. We met at govHack Melbourne! Real Estate trending app!
Sydney fright blogger takes down NASCAR killing video (too shocking), milks the beheading image for all it's worth. Do the maths.
Medicare stitch-up for poor and aged - The West Australian via
Me from May 2012: “Why tweeting my movements isn’t a safety risk” Your risk assessment may be different.
I've had success at Stylz in Bondi Junction
Also, why did no one tell me that I could have Vanity Fair read aloud to me via the wonders of modern technology?
Why women live longer. ...
To cook a frog alive takes cold water over the fire. The frog will die in place without noticing that it's getting hotter.
It's like saying "don't use a Hammer to make a wood carving". Unless, that is, you're adept at creating Hammers :-)
(This is because there's a chance 1-2 people would read that and not pick up the sarcasm, and I didn't want to add to the pain in the world)
here's my talk on how technologies internalise ideologies last year //
I'd look at the tech that enabled colonialism if I wanted to argue that technology enslaves.
Someone else's problem // - cc
the romanticised notion of a pastoral idyll we've lost to technology ignores indentured servitude & actual slavery...
We're enslaved via tech by the same power structures as ever.
Hey my project is (almost) famous! Meet SpamBludger, the Program That's Trolling Work For The Dole via
Registering domains so your competitors can't? Normal. Directing them to your own website? That's a Brandis.
+1. Palantir has a lot of cash hanging around for PhDs to work on this
Highest Voted Government Data for goes to Trove from the National Library of Australia
"The war on terror for which civil liberties have been curtailed and $100s of billions spent has failed miserably."
Turnbull acknowledges the futility of the data retention proposal?
“None of this data retention stuff is relevant to you [ people] as you all have VPNs anyway…” -
great point. We (citizens) are expected to be totally transparent while they (government) are secret to point of conspiracy
What Happens When A Beijing Man Invites Women Into His Lamborghini?
THERE WILL BE GIANT LADIES IN BROWN “: Australian women, the Abbott government has plans for you. ”
and talking shop for red carpet awards.
"The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don't have any." --Alice Walker
People who sold me my house failed to warn me about the book infestation ...
Big kitty is watching you.
VicGov's support for homophobic event is "utterly inconsistent" w/ efforts to support community says
Coolest. Thing. Ever. -- Teaching Diffie-Hellman key exchange using colored paint. cc:
I DID NIT MAKE ENOUGH POPCORN FOR THIS
Father of PGP encryption: Telcos need to get out of bed with governments by
It's hard to say much dickhead at all online go fuck yourself without being abused.
I’m thinking of starting a Tumblr about metaphors for metadata.
I live tired mother life too. Give the kid a lamp, let him read to sleep. Works here. Goodluck
If you are actively slowing the progress towards more encryption, then you are doing the work of our adversaries.
Me earlier today. So hungover lol
can you imagine defcon types flipping out about ecig 0days
Is the West so psychically bankrupted by Late Capitalism that it has to revert to the Cold War for meaning?
A new app being developed to combat . READ about how technology is helping people out of
I had my "you are all sheeple and only I hold the keys to the cyberfuture" phase. Then I could legally drink in bars, so that was over.
Also, the hacker community has always kinda been full of smug libertarian types in black dusters and I'm decades over it.
after a quick look this channel seems ok, pretty in depth though VIDEO
Apparently, has a network at DEFCON that is popping shells on pineapples with an 0day.
Australia: Still Deadly as Fuck
Forget . Twitter now used to announce acts of war.
This glitch art is made of pixels powered by their own AI
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I seriously cannot wait until someone who is seen by some as being credible ties themselves to this birther nonsense.
posted this before but am wondering if this isnt one of the most innovative bands around today alt-J via VIDEO
The number of queer liberty-minded women I am following is far, FAR too low. This disturbs me greatly.
People who think clothing = gender need to meet people like me and try to say that to my face.
While I'm in 8in pumps, a skirt, and beard.
When Wearable Health Trackers Meet Your Doctor via
Google is giving bonus points in its ranking algorithm to Web pages that are encrypted via
SAVE OPEN GOVERNMENT (just not that open that you say dodgy shiz) AND FREEDOM OF INFORMATION (but not too much information, over-sharer) NOW
Is Big Data Spreading Inequality?, via
What about other 's how many hours of undergrad training/talking/experience in & is happening in Oz
Might move to Melbourne for next year's offerings
The USA has passed the unemployment baton to Australia |
When I'm bored I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body."
. has an Indiegogo up and running. If you're feeling generous you should check it out.
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Government says we’re having a discussion about data retention. Discussion ensues. Government complains that we’re discussing things.
Two great tastes that go great together: organically grown, sustainable local produce and your mom.
"Just metadata": Just where u go, what you do, who u speak to, who u write to, what u read, what u purchase..
George Brandis sifting through your garbage “I’m not looking at what you’ve been eating, just the packets it came in.”
Hey if you LOVE being covered in all manner of crap and desire to embrace the futility of ever being clean again, get yourself a babby™
Someone should point out to halfwit News Corp surveillance apologist that social media, unlike data retention, ain't compulsory.
Ray Bradbury: “I Am Not Afraid of Robots. I Am Afraid of People” (1974)
Whee, just confirmed that I'll be getting a raise when the new baby is born!
Can't explain what metadata is? Then you shouldn't be drafting legislation about it.
Thank you Asher, we are looking in to this for you. Please expect a call shortly.
unless you struggle, I’m going to have you appointed ACT Coordinator.
learning how to navigate through all a university's logins and websites in order to enter its community, it's a journey every time.
That thing when you turn on ABC radio while putting way your laundry & hear your boss speaking out against data retention ...
Now just need to unload Press Officer before January. *hint hint*
It's not that I've learned to be more empathetic as I get older; it's that I can't help but be empathetic anymore.
At the announcement of mandatory data retention Brides and Grumps run away while they still can.
With all this talk about mandatory data retention I’m shopping around for a decent VPN service again. VyprVPN seem OK
If you or someone you know is in High School, you should tell them about the NCSS Programming Challenge
A gift from my new FB family! Huge day ahead for the IT team.
I'm recruiting: intern in Cambridge (at Living Wage) & PT Parliamentary Researcher
It was intended to collect data on the local 'hacker' community ..
I attended that cryptoparty
Pro gluten singles dot com. A site where likeminded people can meet, eat brioche, maybe some sourdough, then mutual masturbation. Who's in?
Fuck the Australian government in particular, and not in the nice way.
I have unfollowed hundreds of Left identifying people on here in last 48hrs because I so despise hate. Even if it's for Abbott, or Morrison.
today: explained "git merge" to therapist, and also explained usenet social norms by reference to Blackadder. nerd therapist ftw.
This is how Chappypie China Time should be: VIDEO
Sam Neill is in two of my favorite movies: Until The End Of The World and In The Mouth Of Madness.
Gotta wonder, if the snowden docs about Israel would have been released initially would it have changed the situation for Gaza?
Government vague, divided on copyright crackdown: Dreyfus
If all else fails I will write a cyberpunk comedy/drama set in Australia with female lead characters.
From the inbox. By the way, the funny thing is that "cough" is a tic. I have Tourette's.
Australian Theatre Forum 2015 - Expressions of Interest sought from independent artists and producers. Closes 18 Aug!
In case you missed it: my NYT oped on Facebook's venture humanitarianism and its agenda
It's like a giant fuckfest of who can show the most heartbreak.
That fixes nothing. But keep stroking your moral egos
"Anybody who's anybody, in my opinion, once lived in somebody's hallway." Damned fine concert. VIDEO
can we force Morrison & cabinet to watch Hannah Arendt on banality of evil so they understand following their own orders
Setting aside discussions re redactions omissions God & free will,
WaPo coverage has been excellent.
Deakin Uni Digital Humanities PhD scholarship now open to non-Australian candidates:
I love how you ignore the prior point here. You're all talk, but even then you don't talk to the points made. cc
BTW, in late 90's telco job I handed metadata to FBI (w/specific warrants) saving kidnapped kids. All for it.
all strong tea and hours of audio editing and *starring unblinking into the void* make m1k3y something something *_*
In Aragorn's immortal words - "Open war is upon you, whether you would risk it or not."