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I might need more drugs; the voices of the men on the panel are making me giggle
Somebody ban me from any further gamergate stuff. I've just watched a thunderf00t video and I feel like I am permanently dumber
Jerb alert: do you like Internets & tackling poverty? You should totally do my old job. did it, & he's ok.
Everyone should just always, but especially when trending internet security issues intersect with gender.
.@ AstroKatie look, it's ok for a woman to be smart and successful as long as she's relatable. Otherwise, she's a unicorn
Speaking truth about institutional bias against unions in the media is amazing!
Ahaha first day after HECS census date I wonder how many people will be missing in class
that awkward moment when you realise you hallucinated the paper you've been referring to as a synthesis of some other mathematician's work
You and me. InfoSec Consultants To The Stars.
Lets do this.
Subtitle: child neglect imminent.
Excited to have my talk accepted for . See all y'all in Auckland!
A dream where and I had to negotiate with a coterie of 4 sentient androids who were discovering their android nature in diff ways.
Per /, and I are considering various unix utils-as-a-service. Faves so far: lsof, cat, tail, dd, mknod, pwd
Look, I don't like Grover Norquist or the politics he represents, but I feel like burning him alive is taking it a bit far.
That last tweet quotes Rawshark in this article
There aren't many like me out there. Which means that as soon as people understand my motivations, the list of suspects narrows down to one.
Lol they'll be calling the Maori Party any second now.
Maoris and hackers: Deciding New Zealand's govt since 2014.
Sick of seeing the shit people fav.
It's host/all around legend (Jeremy Fernandez) nailing another Listener News bulletin!
I'm going to fucking thrive. Watch me.
Solidarity has become a myth.
I think the internet should be shut down for two weeks every august.
As an autistic person, it is exhausting as hell to interact with neurotypicals. It erodes self-esteem, literally wears you right out
Bugger it. If MPs can make judgements on internet related issues, I’ll pass judgement on things I know nothing about.
returned from the worst meal out in years to spend a proper friday night in reading occult blogs, starting here:
*gingerly opens bin lid while holding nose* *drops mia in the bin*
*closes the bin lid*
*walks away tall*
Book advice: Any book by an (Ex)-Anon that isn't distributed freely (CC licence or somesuch) is not worth reading. Unless you like to cringe
So, where does God keep his offsite backup of this universe?
I will not subtweet at the DOJ, I will not subtweet at the DOJ, I will not subtweet at the DOJ.
partly we're bigger, partly it's easier to consider such projects now *everyone else* is bigger and more interconnected too
Note to The Australian: "Militant unionism" is a tautology.
With GHB-detecting nail polish & police bodycams in the news, a reminder: there’s no technofix for rape culture, patriarchy, white supremacy
Fun fact: If you're 35 or older, you were born closer to World War II than the present day.
I just explained correlation/causation to my kid without using the Internet.
I buy my mods from China. Less than $100. I've got an Smok SID on the way, & a Sigeli 20w too, but you need the right atomiser
not completely clear, but much safer than smoking
Are e-cigarettes effective in helping smokers quit? WHO suggests lack of evidence:
Garlic cauliflower mash? Easy enough to make, it was.
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A bit disappointed that did the ice bucket challenge. That thing was surely manufactured to distract from .. so many things
If 25 yr experienced nurse says something which gets ignored until someone who's been a specialist since 2011 says it again, it's broken.
At the playground, the 2yo boy just ran up, hugged my legs, looked up at me and said, "You're like my Cinderella."
Every time I watch , all I can think is, "OH GOD, THEY MADE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. ALL HAIL THE BEAST. "
Meeting about to start: Tue Aug 26 6:00pm General session. See for details.
GUYS MY TSHIRT JUST ARRIVED THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE IT IS AWESOME I LOVE YOU !
Certain people's need for comfort should never matter more than other people's need to be fully human.
I wish we stopped using the term 'citizen journalism'
"Maybe the system has a problem when doctors can't readily identify when one of their colleagues is off his fucking face high."
As we grow up, we realize it become less important to have more friends and more important to have real ones.
Internet with spuds. Internet with a side salad. Internet with dill pickle spear.
Urge to throw shoe at TV because of Ebola story is rising.
What's the air like up there you smug bastard?
I’ve collected some lovely old photos of Richard Attenborough here:
Pretty awesome gig with Apple Australia going. iTunes Music Programmer.
Germany. (Maybe not such a *safe* place for political exile if you are a Western whistleblower/nat sec journo.) Just a thought.
I am the woman you laughed at on the Internet
Part of having cultural power is that legitimate offenses against you will be taken seriously by society and law
I love the sound of Daleks in themorning
Well... that earthquake lasted longer than some of my relationships have.
Cook them down in sauces and the fishy taste disappears, leaving a beautiful flavour boost.
Next family member that buys Mr 2 a gift toy that comes in 200 parts that can be left everywhere is getting murdered.
NSW Bushfire season brought forward amid warning from Rural Fire Service
Seriously though, the bottom has completely fallen out of our moral system. We've become a decadent nation of gratuitous cruelty.
Cat looks out window, growls. There's a worker on the roof outside. Good boy, protective little cat.
I only have eyes for snax
Abandoning all the ships before they can abandon me. I never learned to swim but the ocean still can't swallow me. My conscience floats.
When you get v&, no one will remember what you did 6 months from now.
My prize is my prize I can never forget her. I've been blessed.
can someone please come over and tell me
what to write
how to write
how to function
how to do anything
Hope all the publications that spent the year criticizing black Twitter activism as ineffective or "toxic" apologize. Doubt they will.
Breathtaking. The and the Red Sea meet the Mediterranean.
When people talk about aligning their chakras, I can only see them sorting Froot Loops into piles of each colour.
We may be in the unfashionable western arm of the galaxy, but it means we can watch the centre of the Milky Way
"Go. to. sleep."
"Daddy I want to, and I will, but we have to WAIT."
A favorite social media character is the little hero who concludes that if you don't post much about current events it means you don't care.
Figure out what YOU stand for, then live it. Everything else is bravado, and ego gets people killed. This is the real world, and it's dark.
Um, "Entire Manhattan Project History Declassified and Now Online” I may be some time...
This is strong page lay-out by The Guardian (via )
Hi Twits. Anyone got a contact for in Sydney/Australia?
My greatest achievement during occupy was giving people markers & cardboard. Was the most selfless I thought I could help. Cardboard Poetry
we have become our own worst enemy.
anonymous is dead. welcome to the after party.
You're fucking kidding me. Who's maintaining the mirror list?
shot full of steroids, abandoned trying to edit for the day. Too in character. Hate. Sound. Own. Voice. Smash. Mic. Smile
Some of you are a bit cruel....funny, but a bit cruel
Every week, picking our Douche Of The Week gets harder and harder...
And my cat even remembers me. Awesome.
I want a pet whippet, a pork banh mi, and a jam donut. In that order.
Last thing that's been rattling around my head. Rupert Murdoch is a spider made of ballsack.
Biggest cock I've ever seen.
A plugin that electrocutes people who try and disable updates.
the constellations are tied in with stories... which in turn are "mnemonics" for remembering the night sky
Child is sleep trolling so hard right now. Too tired for the couch, too tired for his bed, too tired to talk about it. Touche.
hah that is so true, except the tentacles need to be pulling hair and glasses, that's what happens when I nurse.
Best days are when child dresses himself.
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If I was a very bad public figure I'd just hire a jokes ghost writer to distract the internet
Coming soon: gender digital security and privacy camp.
Reflection Woman is watching you
Do you have a red hot story? Are you a red hot journo? Background Briefing has a spot for freelancers. Email the EP
Bloody hell, Australia, you really are a seething cesspool of noxious idiots, aren't you?
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a Storify
Why didn't de Brito talk about how good he is at giving chicks herpes too
Today we are all root rats.
Helped 7-10 year olds make slime for 4 hours. Just let me die.
"How the internet is run, governed and filtered is a human rights issue."
Abbott could go to Antarctica and offend the bloody penguins.
I want to be a boat. I want to learn to swim. I want to learn to float. To begin again.
Leave it to data to ruin a perfectly good theory.
call to order! First order of business, snuggle someone/something/somecat.
The lowest hanging fruit tends to get picked off. If you’re going to hang around, do it higher up the opsec tree.
Seriously, the idea that journalists can get jailed for reporting on official secrets is very dangerous for democracy, it must be stopped
If I don't get a call about a febrile patient with suspected Ebola (who actually has influenza) this weekend it will be a bloody miracle.
Girls on their way to school in Nepal. No bridge, no other way to get there. Bravest girls in the world.
Pffft...they've got nothing on us RADIO newsreaders MT : Real Newsreaders of Sydney. Epic. VIDEO
Movement at the top of the AG's Dept. Roger Wilkins will finish his term as Secretary at the end of the month.
interesting. remember ohs less stringent in US
They don't waste as much, anyway.
When I see a guy fawkes mask in public I assume you want to get punched in the dick.
Busy teaching and I look over to see doing this on the classroom window:
when i see "anonymous" accounts that consistently tweet bad info +/provocative bullshit, i just assume it's the pigs in disguise. works 4 me
i'm debating whether or not to share the most embarrassing i ever wrote, pre-journalistic standards. only has seen it.
Maybe doctors would deal better with depression in patients if they dealt with it in themselves. [A post.]
The most powerful statement of 2011 resonates today. We are NOT a leaderless movement. We are a movement of leaders. We are the People.
I ask, above all, that you do not quit. I ask you to reflect, center, breathe, and get back to doing the things that you CAN, where you ARE.
There's about two dozen of you I'm grateful for. We've broken bread, marched, strategized, partied. You gave me hope.
Wow a CNN reporter is on an Anonymous IRC channel. How times have changed in the last 2 years.
Sometimes I want to wrap my arms around all of humanity, give the whole world a big hug, and say "Shhh. Shh. Shut your stupid face."
i think imma go put on some swedish metal and do some mixed martial arts to unwind after a long day
Joe Hockey reminds me of the British Tory minister who described the homeless as "the people you step over on the way to the opera."
Just so you know, I made it home, I'm on the sofa, wine is poured and I'm feeling fine.
This is how I am currently rolling.
Then this girl in front of me kept on sneezing and coughing. My paranoia kept on whispering, 'Ebola, you are dead'
It is only when you can grasp that life can be more terrifying than death that you can begin to understand the nightmare of depression.
my dream is to find a new species of dinosaur i can name after my family and me divisekerasaurus upulii
and now i just banged my elbow really hard on something. someone plz put me out of my misery
Here's a cover using the words from Lecha Dodi, a traditional friday night prayer: VIDEO
New model for determining ’natural person’: can demonstrably show love and affection.
Time for a shower epiphany and some Chinese takeaway and stuff that's not Twitter
It is a good thing that there's still magic in this world
Guys...I just...this whole week is broken.
Who's with me? We summon Shubb-Niggurath and allow our souls to be consumed, rather than eroded by constant bad news.
You know, sometimes I think the summoning of a Lovecraftian horror would be an improvement. Better eldritch, cosmic horror than random.
Pitch me, friends: email@example.com
I don't care where you've been published. I just want that sweet content.
What was Joe’s real job before he became a politician?
I read this article on Hammond and all I could think was -- Where Can I get a "Prisons are for burning" sticker!?
Single mothers are underestimated in all their abilities. They should run countries, not errands
The media needs to take a long hard look at itself about how it frames the conversation about mental health, it has a lot to answer for.
Five chapters rewritten. Lying alone by pool in the black bikini of reformed mall goth, listening to the trees
How the fuck are articles from still being tweeted from ?
Stupid stupid white boys.
A mailing list would be a smaller space to write longer things, for pleasure or inquiry, without twitter's churn and shouting. Considering
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Attention everyone: I am now 's personal Director of Communications. Please address all media inquiries to my fists.
Without Warning, by , can be sampled for here:
Inspiration for my new comic
The female speakers have stolen the show tonight, carrying an interesting shadow for the next debate
Goooooood morning! *checks Twitter, goes back to bed forever*
Bret Walker SC, Australia's ex independent national security leg monitor, offers measured opinion on plan:
George Brandis says Western nations are moving towards data retention. Not so |
Re: that RT, some of you are working 70-80 hours a week still/again. Maybe you should think about that?
"Sure I have strong beliefs but they wont change how I raise a kid." - naïve me two years before my kid was born.
What we're seeing, whether in Gaza, the CIA, the climate crisis, or the transparency war, are the death throes of "godmatic" belief.
Geoff Huston shows just how complex metadata is:
I get little sick of public service bashing. I've 10yrs industry experience & chose to work in gov to make +ve diff for society
FINALLY a book about Anon that focuses on the positive activism, and not the negative stuff. reviewed it
finally figured this thing out! Your got me hooked. We met at govHack Melbourne! Real Estate trending app!
Sydney fright blogger takes down NASCAR killing video (too shocking), milks the beheading image for all it's worth. Do the maths.
Medicare stitch-up for poor and aged - The West Australian via
Me from May 2012: “Why tweeting my movements isn’t a safety risk” Your risk assessment may be different.
I've had success at Stylz in Bondi Junction
Also, why did no one tell me that I could have Vanity Fair read aloud to me via the wonders of modern technology?
Why women live longer. ...
To cook a frog alive takes cold water over the fire. The frog will die in place without noticing that it's getting hotter.
It's like saying "don't use a Hammer to make a wood carving". Unless, that is, you're adept at creating Hammers :-)
(This is because there's a chance 1-2 people would read that and not pick up the sarcasm, and I didn't want to add to the pain in the world)
here's my talk on how technologies internalise ideologies last year //
I'd look at the tech that enabled colonialism if I wanted to argue that technology enslaves.
Someone else's problem // - cc
the romanticised notion of a pastoral idyll we've lost to technology ignores indentured servitude & actual slavery...
We're enslaved via tech by the same power structures as ever.
Hey my project is (almost) famous! Meet SpamBludger, the Program That's Trolling Work For The Dole via
Registering domains so your competitors can't? Normal. Directing them to your own website? That's a Brandis.