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I mean, fine line between hipster and plaid dad.
oh, for sure. He is definitely in goof territory.
Lol, fuck off, you tone-policing douchenozzle.
have you looked at an @ sign? I mean really looked?
I'm soooo making one of these.
For some reason I hadn't realized until now that "Hackers" takes place at Stuyvesant High School.
I take regular mega doses of B vitamins. It's remarkable how much less suicidal I feel when I do it.
I haz , beer, and Scotch Finger biscuits. So get fucked.
if only I'd watched Silent Running as a kid, I'd have always known my goal was to be a revolutionary gardener with droid companions in space
It is a little exhausting to see these public orgasms play out each week.
I want to write a piece on the ethics of community policing on social networks, who do you think would publish that?
If you're going to critique an item of feminine dress, maybe don't do it in ankle-boot kitten-heels teamed with a faux-batik hospital gown.
Going to sit in the sun and eat yoghurt I think
I went to the ocean today and it was excellent.
8am Sunday: Eating lemon & meringue ice cream & reading comic books.
Partner has keys to apartment and is asleep and not answering phone. Plan is to connect to home Wi-Fi and strobe the LIFX lightbulbs.
today community space is childcare area for —b/c there are a lot of small children at this hackathon. ftw!
It's a wrap! All credit to my clever & gorgeous co-host, .
the Giver has The Dude + Meryl + Vampire Eric
is there a sub-sub-culture of that's it without all the NIKE and ADIDAS branding? And NorthFace.. ugh. (sent from Adidas pants)
Turns out unicorn blood just goes straight to your ass.
Who wears stripper heels to a primary school hall to help with toddler sport?
One thing about teaching in a regional English centre - your accent works wonders. Hypnotized Year 11s reading ‘Lord of the Flies’ today.
Ahmose-Nefertari ("beautiful companion")
Everyone who works here is a massive nerd. Wait, I work here! Oh no oh no oh no...
If you're gonna wait in line for one tech product this morning it should probably be Alibaba stock.
I'm honestly starting to feel like the focus on the NSA solely has become fetishistic. We can't see the forest for the trees.
Report inappropriate. super slo-mo of Hanalei drooling is… something.
"Poetician" Jónsdóttir, is in Motherboard, speaking of our vision to make Iceland a truth haven.
ITV report heavy fog in Western Isles could delay result to later Fri morning. Feasible if close run thing:
Writing an article for about how [current popular topic] is secretly related to ISIL and at least two other popular SEO terms/topics.
My long time kooky theory diet coke screws your insulin response has legs ! “: ”
Apologies ahead of time to my staff for the horrific Sean Connery impression I cannot stop attempting
All looking good at Newtonmore Village Hall here in Badenoch. Over half the village electorate has already voted. Exit polls suggest 2:1 YES
that is about the entire turnout in some elections in my part of wales :-((
Scotland calling the world. We will be open for business on the 19th of September 2014 and raring to build a stronger, fairer society.
Melbourne Ebola Conference 28 -29 Nov 2014 would love you to speak
Our HQ in San Francisco has Scotland on its mind today (and on its walls):
“I feel I have been misled in this regard,” This is a naive person... don't you know what solidarity means & guilty pleas are?
Dude next to me is a solitaire wizard
fyi, is ALWAYS RIGHT when it comes to hugs. I'd do what he says.
With my mate, serving in the royal marines based at fast lane, proudly voting
Rate of ebola infection is 100 folds less than the flu, but the same mutation rate as Hep B. Lovely.
"Roll your own culture", a 90min chat with featuring special background guest, my nephew, is now live:
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i'm drubk but macarthur deosn't know what they're missing
Why is treating a fav like a retweet? They're different things - Twitter even went to the trouble of making two separate buttons.
So there's a three minute highlight reel: in which the speaker makes persuasive arguments for polyamerous marraige VIDEO
Hahahahhahaa is now literally too low for 4chan
Peak-hour tram pervert has assaulted women 'for months' | |
Strangest experience in Tasmania: being in middle of nowhere & randomly meeting someone who had followed me & since the Arab Spring
Help, my cat is tweeting.
Teach students w/resources via
"Reflective languages force us to think about 'the meaning that can be public'." -- Kenichi Asai
Basically terrorism. RT ": CHILDREN WHO USE YOUR LAPTOP AND RANDOMLY CLOSE THINGS"
Whoever invented the beep alert on washing machines and fridges is a jerk. Leave me alone, machine, I'm eating dinner.
Roast pumpkin and ricotta lasagne, parmesan and burnt sage butter with walnuts. Look, if I say so myself...
I can't be the only person who thinks Glenn Greenwald is indulging in a public self-immolation of his credibility, can I?
I can't believe it: 3 months old already. And what a delightful little boy he is.
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BTW, I grabbed the CSI Cyber Tumblr URL. We all need to hate watch it and contribute. (cc: , , )
Hey: I'll be talking to about my book 'Acute Misfortune' on October 10, if you wanted to come along:
Editor job: paid internership helping to tell the stories of our time, as they happen, at Opinion in NYC
We will have a Doxbin fully dedicated to up soon..
1st floor of our building houses alcohol treatment center. Just got a flier saying there's a "pizza & beer" gathering next week on 1st floor
Attention followers: To all of you growing out your hair, shaving off your hair, and rocking your Bad Hair with pride: I support you.
We're still taking freelance pitches. One note: we need more stories focused on tech-tech not bio or health tech.
After some initial synching problems (probably my own fault) is running smoothly and boy is it awesome
Knowing we have drones, bunker busters, and basically love blowing shit up, what's in it for them? Why taunt us? What's their end game?
Rushing around this a.m., had to make a dire choice: Shave or coffee?
A few more weeks & my chin will be a dead ringer for 's.
For fathers day I took my 3 year old daughters to Science Works, because science works
I didn't think that the coolest thing that I'd see in an awesome demo would be inserting parentheses by just typing them. And yet it was.
"Consent has to be meaningful"
Assange I'm looking at you
I liked the bit where some people told to take the seemingly fake bank note to the FBI.
We are currently experiencing network instability. The network is coping w/ a lot; sometimes emotions come welling to the surface unbidden.
My predicition is that in 5 years weev'll be installed as the new President For Life in the Congo. cc
I'm currently eating baked figs w goat cheese, along with burrata moz and home grown tomatoes along with blue cheese and also local grapes
In the absence of community, inequality grows. When inequality expands, fear sets in. People become afraid of each other.
We need to remember that some people work retail and other jobs with shifting schedules. People who make our coffee deserve privacy
Finishing up with a drink and a view
"Are you going to eat that?"
"Are you going to tweet that?"
The ABCnewsIntern Story.
Good night, ecstatic truth. Sleep tight, profound indifference. And sweet broken dreams to us all.
. and i on a flight to Moscow . adventures with my love <3
Family of British hostage appeal to Islamic State to make contact
Congratulations who lives with dementia & has been appointed as consultant on dementia-friendly communities
Web giants are struggling to protect their security - from government intelligence agencies:
Google admits those infamous brain teasers were useless for hiring I feel better now
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“: "Did you get the job?"
"Nah, they wanted someone good." ” 😆
Ebola might expand into the 100Ks before it's contained.
Twitter Is Calling Bullshit On Australia’s New ‘Terror Level’ | Junkee via
. British convert reveals Syria journey
US afraid that good citizens will renounce US citizenship. Quadruples fee and makes it a serious hassle to quit...
Immigration detention doctors ‘should consider boycott’, says MJA article
MIT’s miracle graphite sponge uses solar energy to efficiently sterilize water
"The has given an esoteric disease a human face," says El-Sayed in "Ice Buckets and Ebola"
Photo: historicaltimes: Books float on the street after a library on Rue Jacob, Paris is flooded during the...
my casual sex is exactly like american airstrikes: it only seems to happen at birthday parties and weddings
A bright Moon shares the spotlight with a small
YouGov polled me last night on whether Cameron should stay or go after Yes vote. Ditto Miliband. First time they've asked that.
The crucial thing to remember about is that he's not The Minister for Women, he's The Minister *to* Women.
"Just" metadata? Analysis Of Volunteer's Metadata Stream Reveals His Life In Detail, Allows Passwords To Be Guessed:
This Nigerian college student built a wind and solar powered car from scraps.
"You can do that!?" asks Stewart of voting to leave in RT : Jon Stewart does VIDEO
I wish I could be laid to live tweet everything everyone is saying.
The average amount of time that the 3440 asylum seekers have spent in detention is now 391 days,the longest on record
Any suggestions for Australian writers/experts who write brilliantly about the politics of climate change?
.'s joins myself and on to discuss whether we need terror alert scales
Whatever happens in this corridor seems fucking complicated:
Do govts weigh risk of being sued by foreign corps before making laws? investign Sunday after 8am
In a cab heading towards .
Dolly and Shania are having a lie-down in the sun.
Worst designed garment of clothing in the history of the human race
John Brennan got in to it with Intel committee this week, and refused to answer SSCI's Q's on computer hacking:
Pour mémoire, pourquoi la surveillance de masse et le sont par essence racistes:
. dedicated her life to fight for human rights. This led her to prison.
An Interview with Tariq Ali on Why Scottish Independence Matters
Missouri lawmaker suing to deny daughters birth control access < Adult daughters.
The world's worst stuffed animals in pictures
Is money still speech? Yes, as constitutional amendment bid fails in Senate.
Office of Personnel Management investigator admits falsifying background checks of federal workers
Are the FBI and “weev” both hackers?
Abbott removes AFP from Tasmania thereby preparing it for the 'false flag event' which is going to make him look like a hero
Hearing reports of bosses using their power over employees to influence their vote. So much for the 'sovereign will of the Scottish people'.
Feminists go off to the Breeders' 'Cannonball' on the dance floor at opening night.
Retweet if you’ve been to a blue-light disco.
The very first person ever declared innocent by DNA evidence has a little something to say. via
Honestly, when I look back on my life I'm just really grateful to have had adventures and feel fondness for those I adventured with...
when a white passenger assaulted a black passenger your pilot and flight attendants barely raised an eyebrow. On 9/11 no less.
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I want to know why a violent passenger wasn't removed after he assaulted fellow historian on a flight last night.
"Unmanned systems at a crossroads"
just as predicted in 2011 article on looming "U Turn"
Details of 'driving test' for Google's driverless car reveal that humans had to take control
Holy crap! RT : Every president in past quarter-century has gone on prime time to announce Iraq bombing
My colleague was assaulted on a flight last night and did absolutely nothing about it.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
MT : I acccepted a new job at : data journalism course in Geneva. First run Dec 8/9. Looking for a guest speaker.
I took my drone up and it was windy. VIDEO
Novelist Peter Carey believes US involved in removal of PM Whitlam in 1975. "The US fucked Australia over"
Ian Paisley has died. You can all gush about him and forget he was a bigot. I am gonna be triple Catholic and double lesbian for the day.
Peter Carey refused to ghost Julian Assange’s memoir
MAJOR NEWS:43 ex-members of elite Israeli intelligence unit 8200 have publicly refused to continue serving in the IDF
Desert flowers in full bloom due to greater than normal rainfall this year. My blue shoes are now red.
"Atlas Shrugged III" comes out tomorrow (Spoiler: It's like watching the final phases of a botched plastic surgery)
America is a democracy. So why do we make it hard for certain people to vote?
Wearables have hit the runway at – and they make Apple Watch look like a slap bracelet
Study finds half of all Craigslist fraudulent buyers from just five groups in Nigeria: talks with
You're on Earth. There's no cure for that.
Ok so who on here has had experience with racist parents of your kids friends?
The Saudi king's interior designer is rightly earning praise
But what happened to his eagle?
Over at , I look at the reasons for ’s attack on and community TV in general:
1000's of classified documents could set the record straight on 's military coup:
Success is not always what you see.
This little girl is more punk rock than you. PS: butterflies
Why is the NSW Baird government closing specialist community run women's refuges when we don't have enough?
Ach George there are children living in poverty in Dublin and Paris and Amsterdam as well - voting yes doesn’t mean we turn our back on them
See if the oil runs out for Scotland then it also runs out for the UK. This is the world dumbest scare. Facile.
Wearables Hit the Runway at Fashion Week via
Nobody in infosec noticed Internet slow down day yesterday because they were all using Tor.
More depressing press news: Armed forces members now must notify MOD of any contact with journalist, even social
Scottish independence: Will it really TEAR the HEART from IT firms?
Ensuring that Aussie comics are never short of material
3 new species identified by Chinese scientists may push back mammal origin by mlns of years
As more hospitals go 'baby-friendly,' some ask: What about mom-friendly?
Alivecor Heart Monitor receives FDA clearance for algorithm to detect atrial fibrillation
Moment in time: Sept. 11, 1973 -- Chile's Allende dies during U.S.-backed coup
Could someone from explain why it's a good thing that award-winning journalist is leaving the games industry, please?
And while I'm at it: This fetishization of 9/11 should be over. Can we have our country back now?
I presume that the high court ruling on detention will mean everyone will be sent off shore.
My thoughts on this cloudy, September 11th morning: "Sleepwalking Toward Armageddon"
This absurd beat-up is exactly why we need Honest History. If 'they died for our freedom' why is telling truth wrong?
She didn't have Ebola, but died from delivery complications because hospitals too afraid to take her in case she did
I'm so angry that a free album I can just delete has appeared on my iTunes because it's by a band I'm ideologically against to look cool.
Aboriginal children removed from home 'at gunpoint' by heavily armed police
Do we really need to see a photo of the suspected Gold Coast Ebola sufferer being loaded onto an ambulance?
Batten down the hatches for some wild speculation on the Goldie:
Last week, Cameron handed BUPA a £235m chunk of NHS
This week, BUPA back a NO vote in Indyref
Would be cool if be our lives, our planet, our solar system, our universe, were part of a data simulation conducted by aliens
Just chilling with my cardboard poodle cut out
I have just learned that the West Indian gherkin has never been seen growing in the wild. You can go back to what you were doing now.
jack and i are retweeting each other while standing next to each other at the concert gig
Is China building on disputed Spratly Islands reefs? - BBC News
Wow. 17yo son and 15 yo daughter watching vid with me. Emotion running quite high.
Seeing Com Truise with tonight. Never seen fully-electronic music being performed live before. ~new experiences~
Working from home = taking a half hour out to make nettle pesto after being on the phone for what feels like hours. Winning.
so they should be. Personally not a fan.
This is what our office freezer screams when you open it.
Private sector and national security whistleblowers in Australia have little to no protection:
A Lifeline counsellor I know has reminded me it's World Suicide Prevention Day .
for me it’s national security twitter, not because of the people but because it’s a perpetual downer that drives me to drink