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Keep it 💯 💯 don't lie to me about bullshit because it gonna make me dislike you !
I told my cat if he jumped on me just one more time this would happen - via VIDEO
I've not been here for a long time. Been taking care of shit and you should too. Thank you for putting up with me! DW VIDEO
I'm pretty sure you annoy the shit out of basically everyone
Someone who doesn't like to leave home is called agoraphobic. I despise using antiquated technology. Etymologically, am I paleotechniphobic?
Was in Ohio, when I saw a 50 foot Jesus!
Ethical Greatness with and in regards to Social Media 201 -...
Oftentimes people will wonder why I'm followed on Twitter. I sincerely suspect its because I represent the smiling baldness that is America.
Ever look up at clouds and see shapes? I'm looking at clouds and seeing videos and streaming audio LOL here's my list
If I'm not following you back, its because I'm one of those jerks with a lot of followers. Kidding! Please let me know so I can follow back.
Learn how bacon makes you susceptable to receiving alien transmissions or some weird smack talk available right here:
bigger stakes bigger game bigger takes bigger name bigger wins bigger grins bigger shots bigger sins bigger bucks bigger boobs?
Thank you for realizing that you are respected and Loved! ... Do NOT Leave us!!
Great "Italian" name that - Portillo
Handsome and Crazy Bald Man Cleans Home Office via VIDEO
Weirdness soon comes to a pause so new weirdness may resume LOL
If you're gonna do it then fucking do it already! :D
that is amazing. Using to see how many burgers you can
Darren.TV's Awesome Weekly Vlog Variety Show via VIDEO
I uploaded a video The Virtual Espresso Dinner - BBQ, Balsamic, Martini and Brownies! VIDEO
I uploaded a video Recipe This! Walnut Espresso & Protein Low Carb Chocolate Brownies VIDEO
Always remember people tend to judge action producting results, not intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
I hadn't heard "paradigm shift" colloquialism in a while... Time to proactively leverage prioritizing synergistic innovative empowerment. :)
Long day and feeling beat, haven't even paused to tweet. This isn't neat to feel defeat or the heat. I'll get off this seat & eat some meat.
My computer is being less than awesome. I'm going to reboot. Please enjoy this creepy fun & pointless YouTube weirdness
This tweet brought to you by rocks in the box LOL
Thinking of getting the money rock but waiting for a puppet to rap about it first? Here you go: via VIDEO
At what age is it appropriate to tell a highway that its been adopted?
The Caesar salad has nothing to do with Julius Caesar, but rather was invented by Caesar Cardini who ran restaurants in Tijuana & San Diego.
I added a video to a playlist Broadcasting Yourself - Learning to CACA - Carry a Camera Always! VIDEO
Seeing yourself as you want to be is a main step in personal growth. Its really that simple. Over 90% of reality is perception.
absolutely. I'll share so you can improve if you promise to not terminate server as she clearly had some extenuating circumstances.
Why do ostriches bury their heads in the sand? They actually don't. Discussing this matter with many ostriches has revealed this is false :P
The phrase "mind your P's and Q's" comes from barkeeps in old English pubs telling people to mind their pints and quarts.
The 100 Days Challenge - 100 Lessons Learned - I've definitely been over-thinking this video and how to possibly...
Are you too gullible? I can cure you! Send $1,000 to now :)
Beware of the mediocrity lollipop. Lick it once and you suck forever :)
Occasionally life blesses us with moments of complete clarity and awareness we'd not yet realized before possible that redefines everything.
'Tis a good day when is in my steam. Cheers Bro!
Meet Darren , my Twitter and sushi mentor and hero
"Don't believe the sources of all quotes on Twitter" - Albert Einstein
"Don't believe everything you read on the Internet" - Thomas Edison
I don't ever actually leave here, just been perfecting time travel. BRB
I don't want to do contests, but if you want to send free things - Darren Williger 738 E. Dundee Road #312, Palatine, IL 60074 and thanks :)
Me and my bro on our 1st social network in 1984 http://twitpic.com/1eyfe4
I really have a YouTube video with ~20,000 views? And it's THIS one? http://bit.ly/bnRCka
I'm aware I've taken advantage of your "unlimited domains" offer, I do the same at all you can eat buffets and they keep serving!
My call to Sprint got 18,000 views on YouTube but this funny video got 12 http://bit.ly/9Gmbgc :)
Plagiarism IMO http://bit.ly/9yQiOY
I'm not being a grown man talking about kittens, I've never grown up :) http://twitpic.com/1k31qi
great talk today. I hope you continue to speak at other events. Lots of good info
at is really awesome speaker with a great sense of humor.
RT : "As business owners, we are all dreamers with a destiny" Beautiful words from
Thanks for a great presentation at
"As business owners, we are all dreamers with a destiny" Beautiful words from
As Business Owners, We're All Dreamers.
RT : Keynote Keyphrase Humanize Engage Listen Promote
great presentation at today. Didn't get to follow all of it but what I caught online was top-notch.
LOL RT TWITTER is the NEW TELEPHONE The new tools of the trade: a fanpage, blog, smartphone, twitter account, etc
Be Yourself, Be Your Brand & Keep It "Real" - takeaways from keynote
Darren thanks for lunch today. Illinois State Insurance. Love the work with the website your company is doing. Thank you
Best non-pizza in Chicago http://regillos.com/ :)
3d dorkness with on lunch decision http://bit.ly/3zRD2u :)
Friday -Cause he's persistent, and he loves sushi.
Darren is a tea drinking, guitar playing, low-carb eating, wine making sales maker who writes 4 MyLowCarbPages.com - Luv it !
is narrative, and let's you see life through his eyes. His comedic personality is a breath of fresh air!
Sushi and Six Degrees of Separation http://bit.ly/wJ6I0 How I met , ,
The right pitch can sell anything -- Leveraging Horse Heads for Coffee Discounts http://bit.ly/6hLDP
I'm still hoping for you to respond to http://bit.ly/s9mHv - If you changed your ways, why not take opportunity to tell us?
You have a very healthy attitude about twitter and relationships, and I'm looking forward to hearing your tips. :)
Automatic DMs SUCK - PLEASE Read and RT! http://post.ly/4sZn
Favorite word for the day: Sneak-tweeting, courtesy of . Twittering can be an addiction, like food & ciggies!
- Success driven new media evangelist. Meditating, guitar playing, wine making, crime fighting superhero at night...
Want to delete all/ certain DM messages? DM Whacker is included in this list of apps http://is.gd/2lbws - from the great
New to Twitter? Read http://is.gd/1zbY3 Watch http://is.gd/1zcaM Bookmark http://bit.ly/xKy5w - Pass it on!
Absolutely one of the most uplifting Friends you could have!
Want to find someone who really knows how twitter works and has fun with it, then IS THE ONE!!
Badoo - Who is on Badoo? I am, because I'm Bad OO! http://williger.badoo.com/ :)
U know I got your back, if it's a street fight, I'm in, bayonet practice, just affixed it. Don't start the revolution without me!
I've learned the path to great success is often the one of least resistance.
I think this is the most AMAZING video I've made to date - what are your thoughts? http://bit.ly/3pfgEN
Here's the deal. Take the time to comment on http://bit.ly/xirxf and get this eBook http://bit.ly/bYcSw FREE! What a deal, take advantage :)
You've been named one of the top Authors & Writers on Twitter in Chicago, check it out: http://bit.ly/EmqfR
I've been meaning to talk to you about your online presence. I think we both suffer from major undiagnosed ADD. lol
great session at the bootcamp this weekend your energy is inspirational
Thanks for the great talk in Rockford. I love the reference to punk and social media. Born analog and growing into the digital.
RT How to H.E.L.P. your Business! (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/4r5O) via <=== Darren that was fabulous. A BIG HELP INDEED
Excellent presentation-Social Media Best Practices - thank you 4 being dynamic & offering credible info & examples!
Great guy to follow-very funny & very informative
when they institute a steroid test for social media, this guy will probably test positive ..great follow
He is very witty, communicative, loves sushi & his Palm Pre, and makes great videos! A must!
you should be following because he makes the best videos!
We want every guest to love our food and enjoy visiting. I'm very curious about what happened to make your experience so bad.
See Darren being Silly at Second City in Chicago and also jumping out of a plane at http://vimeo.com/williger :)
New blog post: Burger Showdown! http://bit.ly/13ymrZ
is someone on Twitter who you MUST as there's NO one more caring & genuine than him, plus HE'S CUTE! <HUGE HUGS!
Head to head burger battles - McAngus http://bit.ly/1afnhN vs. the Baconator! http://bit.ly/c1pjJ
How to Win Friends and Twinfluence Tweeple http://is.gd/1zbY3
New to Twitter? Read this http://is.gd/1zbY3 watch this http://is.gd/1zcaM - Pass it on!
I don't ever stop feeling blessed with the wonderful friends and the family I have. Life is very very good.
looking at your profile and # of followers, I say you should ignore RT requests altogether and put this as a policy in ur profile
I just want to come here and have fun and talk to people. If our friendship weighs on my ability to RT on request, unfollow me now. Thank U!
Watch out for Twitter CRAPS! (Crappy Apps) http://bit.ly/jqwb8
this amazing and gifted person . You'll get 'brilliance X fun X brilliance'...and a smile in your day.
(Comedian!) Great knowledgeable guy. Finger on the pulse....
He is very witty, will chat with you, tells you what's happening in his life, and makes great YouTube videos!
PLEASE no more Fail Whale! http://bit.ly/s6QH3 :)
: ....you forgot world's most lovable twitterwhore
Do you know my amazing friend ? now and be inspired with the coolest tweets, joy, and pure inspiration.
I just saw your video re "Don't ask me to retweet." It was hilarious! A sign of the times, yo. Good work. Andy E.
Some people ask me why I work on the weekends/evenings. I ask why their jobs suck so much that they don't.
I love you guys! >----------O----------< (that's a hug)...
I'm following Sold over $80 Million for Dell in 3 years at 26% profitability and a great Blog http://bit.ly/Y3Mco
==> sure he's a twitter whore with a bazillion followers, but you've gotta love him.
Tweeter on steroids . Kidding!...maybe
The man who coined the phrase "Thanks for putting a freakin game in the middle of a useful way to communicate..."
re: Twitter DM Lament....You know, you kinda remind me of Bob Dylan (lol)....very funny Darren..you definitely made your point!
Twittercats <(^.^)> happy cat <(@.@)> wired cat <(o.O)> confused cat (=.=)~ sleeping (^_^)'/ waving <$.$> mind on $.
Being silly means being open to possibilities and being creative. Be a virtual hub of connections! Take that to the next level.
Is Twitter addictive? In sense that anything educational, enlightening and entertaining is worth endlessly repeating, Then YES!
I don't procrastinate - I Power Digress!
RT Tweet others the way you would like to be Tweeted...
Tweet others the way you would like to be Tweeted...
RT : my reply to the DM requests http://bit.ly/QvTjP might be worth your view :)
for great slice-of-life observations, but not for his singing.
New to Twitter? Want the best possible experience? Start with this video! http://bit.ly/8bPXy
FREE Williger Polo Shirt and Pic http://bit.ly/2t7yf
"It is never too late to be what you might have become." - George Eliot
Twitter addicting? Something free, social, educational & enjoyable is definitely worth endlessly repeating!
This guy is cool and doesn't talk about social media - he does it baby! Watch, learn & follow
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs.
Congrats go out to for reaching 45000 followers - Darren's a true relationship builder
Tweet others the way you would like to be Tweeted...
Twittercats <(^.^)> happy cat <(@.@)> wired cat <(o.O)> confused cat (=.=)~ sleeping (^_^)'/ waving <$.$> mind on $.
Wow, you're very verbose in your social networking skills. ☺ I enjoy your tweets keep it up. (via ) - "This is my 11,555th tweet."
LOL...we love you, always fun and entertaining...
loved every single one of those tweets! Well, 11,554 of them. There was that ONE. (Just kidding. but congrats!)
NO such thing as crossing the line. believe me you are interesting enough without having to "push" anything
Actually, you have two "systems." Conversation and Authenticity. I enjoy your tweets! Thanks for being you!
Folks - if you want to follow a Social Media Superhero is the man. Follow. Now. :-) He cracks me up multiple times a day.
I think I may start calling you the Networking King of Twitter :)
Keep the dream alive, follow ! He's always so inspiring and caring! ♫ http://blip.fm/~5wjuh
please include something about auto DM's that try to sell you something - how impersonal, and sooo not the point of networking!
Good to see you back -Twitter thought you went AWOL on them
if you are looking for true friendship from a stranger
You are one of my favorites here on Twitter. Nice mix of ideas..
I have to admit - the repeated RT is FREAKING FANTASTIC. I love you guys :) ~ Wishing you Good Fortune
U Tweet to UR heart's content! U R one of the nicest, funniest, clean Tweeting Tweeters. That's what makes Tweeting enjoyable!
wicked impressed at your RT rank, when Williger tweets, people listen!
has a bio that inspired me to follow even before i looked at his tweets. http://twitter.com/williger
RT : I made a Twitter account for my cat. They shut it down and he hasn't liked birds since.
I made a Twitter account for my cat. They shut it down and he hasn't liked birds since.
RT : Thank you TweetDeck for NOT spell-flagging the word Chicagoan. Because WE ROCK!
RT like when people rant about how stupid Twitter is. I will quietly nod at their ignorance...
hi darren,whenever i see ur updates,it sure bring a smile on my face.U r one sincere,cheerful, funny..positive person.Cheers to u!
sshhh, don't tell anyone...but one twitter "secret" is to be yourself LOL :-)
RT : I put some of my own singing on my MP3 player to punish someone if it were ever stolen...
RT : A man is but the product of his thoughts what he thinks, he becomes. — Mohandas Gandhi
I am an extremely low profile style person XD RT : Agreed - is Awesome - super energy and fresh perspectives!
From the Twitter artist! ---->RT Here is how you draw a spider on Twitter ///\oo/\\\
In some countries that would be a marriage proposal. You're now engaged to hundreds of tweeple.
@->-- @->-- @->-- @->-- @->-- @->-- @->-- @->-- @->-- @->-- @->-- @->-- Dozen Roses 4 my Friends!
You Rule cause of your gr8 SMILE! Best in all of TwitterWorld! :)
Realize that everything connects to everything else. - Leonardo DaVinci
I am a sorcerer. Everything I see I create. I have created and will
continue to create my own world. - The New Living Qabalah
Thought leader is recognized among peers and mentors for innovative ideas and demonstrates the confidence to promote or share those ideas...
Our pleasure; great to have your insight! On to the next 7000! Cheers, ~RR
I've been thinking about how to cook food with reclaimed data center heat. (grin)
loved this (17K+ follow him): RT My mom was proud of me at the Passover Seder that I had 'heard of' Twitter :) HA
I tweeted almost as fast as -Darren can do 4 tweets at a time using both hands & feet while on cellphone & driving
I think needs a twitter intervention.
- Twitter News - " Twitter.com shutdown for 1 hour today so is able to take shower & bathroom break."
You are a straight up dude in my book too. Predicting you are up and coming social media man to watch!
Steve picks up his mouse, looks at it oddly and then speaks slowly, as if to microphone; "Hello Computer" and waits expectantly.
Quinoa (keen-wah) is an amazing (pseudo)-grain. It is a complete protein, and unlike brown rice cooks in 15 min!
Vision without action is only a dream. Action without vision is wasting time. Vision and Action can change the world!
EYE fixed the wallpaper link http://short.to/25zp
Don't throw out all that leftover wine: Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
About to try http://wordpressbackup.com & http://blogbackuponline.com for backups along with a few plugins. - http://bkite.com/05jbc
"Whether you think you can or think you can't - you are right." - Henry Ford
Thanks. You should make a career out of drinking wine and playing guitar. I would if I could.
- is there a more complelling love affair than between a 21st century being and his or her computer?
Life is getting better and better, every day and in every way. =)
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
Our lives are defined by opportunities. Even the ones we miss.