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bill clinton break out the arkansas drawl & telling ladies "dem titties sittin nice yeah, i wanna bite yeah". and it works.
Chris Brown surviving off cocaine and random chicken nuggets in the sofa cushions
Nigga got a fade for every mood. Nigga think he Tamar.
~~~> 10 Next Level Lunch Sandwiches
I remember you postin sumn about a sammich you wanted to try
to be clear, though, i'd change my whole life for
Big bras resemble the Intercontinental Champion Belt in the back to ensure proper support of large tittymeat
the answer to every bullshit criticism of women: keep better company, you lame motherfucker.
and almond extract or liqueur
Jazzy Pha looking like an undercooked meatball
we live in a stressful time, in a stress-filled world. Do what you must for self-preservation. You are worth it.
J Cole Responds to Kendrick Lamars Control Verse
My Southern girl super powers have just activated. I reached into the oven with my bare hand and turned an aluminum pan.
My chest hair look like a meadow of @ signs.
Toddlers are assholes with the motor skills of drunkards. Gotta love em.
Next time I get sum 40 year old pussy, i'ma eat some celery from Wing Stop so my dick can stay on hard all night long.
Solo got hit with a stray bullet while spinning on his back like Donatello
Prolly the gayest threat ever "Yaw niggas gon make me....Unleash the DRAGON"
Around "Thong Song"....I was like yeah...Sisqo just may be a straight man.....THEN....he threaten to flash niggas with his niggameat
Yeah, big girl pussy feel like you stuck ya dick in a bowl of potato salad.
Yeah, big bitches do ride dick tha best. Feel like yo dick caught in a tornado of lust and potato salad.
was gonna say derrick rose should pray for health, but i don't think his knees would hold up.
The ghost of Lisa Lopez is gonna burn Lil' Mama’s house down for that performance
Lil Mama has a better track record than Papoose. Salute.
What if Pebbles dropped down from the ceiling like Sting?
it's gotten to the point i honestly can't wait for all of miley cyrus performances.
it's like watching "Music" get a rectal exam.
WHO CAUGHT THIS?? ": Lmao! RT : Lmfao RT : LMFAO RT : Ha. "
I forget Gaga can SANG. She's always out here lookin like she dove outta Bjork's closet, into Lil Kim's drawers & out of Lil Richard's piano
R. Kelly's had that damn durag crease in his forehead since I was 9.
Miguel super talented but he's not gonna get the respect he deserves from corporate America until he stop trying to look like Anita Baker
OMGGGGGGGGGGGG I FOUND IT!!! thanks !
Chick in front of me at McDonald's just ordered 2 McRibs. I bet she can gobble the fuck out of a dick.
RT : Your man gets knocked out, you gotta lay on the ground with him & act like ya'll just napping.
This is why i’ve been single for 3 years
kordell stole porsha anal beads out of her bedroom kandi gift bag. s'when i knew he was a trade.
RT : Ya girl using ya phone is like a cops trailing behind you; even if you ain't do nothing wrong you still a black man.
Smallest signs of affection does wonders.
let me know how it works for ya
If I ever burst in on my girl cheating on me with a dick in her mouth, I'm gonna cry so hard while I bludgeon both of them to death.
*Phone call to Steven Hawking*
Me: Whats goin on Steve! What u doin bro?
david blaine glamored the fuck outta stephen hawking.
if stephen hawking can't figure it out, it's magic.
i hope you all freely acknowledge this.
"MUTHAFUCKA THAT'S MY CARD MUTHAFUCKA!!!!" RT They need to have Samuel L. Jackson on an episode.
david blaine try to magic around me, i'm gonna stab him.
@_DolcexRihana watch. We gonna revisit this next year and we gonna be booed up and happy
the average american watches 34 hours of TV a week. endeavor to eat a dick if you wanna criticize how i spend my time.
oh well "I could've saved more, if they knew they were slaves." -Tubman
"you hear me b*tch? I'll kill you" ~Birdy Turner
hey can I get your budget planning thingy?
Repeat Tweet for Parents: Hundreds of lunch options for kids that aren't all sandwiches.
Lovebird know she can't hate me. Hate this?! Naw.
May I have the recipe link please? RT : it is. My god it is lol
There's something about the confidence a man has when he knows his women is his that's both attractive & satisfying to his lady
Bird just says wtf she wants in the most unconcerned textual tone. I love it.
yo. they gave keke palmer a wave nouveau for authenticity?
But y'all. They slowly bank-head bounced they ass through all them Waterfalls.
Men will push a woman till she on the brink of snapping then call her a crazy bitch
I can't call you crazy if I'm raw dickin you and kissing you in the mouth. I'm being irresponsible and you responding how you normaly should
I realized that most women aren't crazy until they meet a man they in love with who don't love her back.
This nigga came and swept Left Eye off her feet in a full body mink like he was her fairy godfather from Detroit.
HEONEENO she finna burn yo house deeFuq DOWNNNN 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Jake was just reading Drake lyrics to Liv.
i hope this child gets straight As in school. RT I'm humbled. … VIDEO
LMFAOOOO RT : They need to blur out this nigga titties it's children watching
I just imagine riding Rick Ross is like trying to put a fitted sheet on a water bed.
I wonder who got bigger boobs...khalad or ross?
Why A$AP rocky got on boyfriend shorts
2 Chainz dressed as a dalmation
LMFAO nigga next to him has those headphones on cuz he know Meek finna start yelling like a mufucka.
Let turn down this volume before Meek blow out the speakers on my tv.
I muted my TV, and I can still hear Meek Mill rapping.
smelling of salt pork ": I know Ross was burning the fuck up”
Recipe of the Day: Quick Pork Chop Dinner from
A wifebeater is kinda like a girdle for a real nigga cuz it makes you look swole instead of pudgy.
Love Bird, she be knowing.
nev: "mira. we showed him your body. he seems willing to tolerate your biggerbitchness."
Y'all, I have been laughing at this photo for the last 10 minutes.
Fuck round n a dragon fly come make out wit ya eye lid RT : I'm scared to wear those false lashes.
Ima make a killing when I figure out how to refortify these hoes edges
90% of giving my son a bath is me yelling
"STOP PLAYING WITH YA DOODLE! YOU GOT ALL THESE OTHER TOYS!"
grandma: it was a black boy shooting up everybody in dc? me: yeah. i was in the house. grandma: well i know you weren't at work. me: -___-
RT : They woulda had to pepper spray me. Ain't no way no bitch ass Benson bout to keep me from getting some pussy.
girl, head on over everything I've been making lately is from there. Look at my IG.
I liked the jay song u peep the b Sigel mention
"$800 of crack per day is like a stack a month, or $12,000/yr"
you'd be VIP +1. you know this.
You miss him when you first see him in anticipation of when you'll have to leave him. Forever isn't long enough.
Crazy how most bulldykes really look like either Mannie Fresh or Waka Flocka
Grilled Pocket Burgers by the BBQ Pit Boys: via VIDEO
"Naw, she don't need no help, playboy"
Man I so mad when I found out what the girls in Xscape looked like
"Oh I wasn't done ordering"
Swear to G, if a stripper was poppin her ass in my face and like sweat dropped into my mouth, I would run out the club n throw up everywhere
You childish if you try to put your hair in a ponytail and it looks like the tip of a paintbrush.
Reported as oven baked spam u crazy bitch RT : or eaten at all RT : Pizza is not meant to be eaten w/ a fork and knife.
the email they sent me this morning
My daughter said whomever I'm with is a queen. Why? Because she's a princess. I can't make this stuff up lol
only wearing a bow tie if i become a member of the nation of islam. and... that's unlikely.
I also have a free comedy album at
Take a listen
only cause I thought of how strong of industrial tape you would need. Same tape they use to fix Cadillac engines
RT : RT : Why the billable hour no longer makes economic sense:
birdy's AVI the twitter equivalent of north korean weapon parades.
LOOK AT GOD!!! RT : Alright, guys, have fun LMAO
now, an ain't shit man...lol. he will let you drive his jobless, shiftless, wifebeater outside wearing ass all over the country.
if a man doesn't have a job, or the job he wants, doesn't have have the life he wants, &he's halfway decent...lol...he will let your love go
UPTOWN BABY RT : Just had the weirdest case of déjà vu
"how'd they get here? gino, blueprint, and four other crackers on the TL"
Okay….the website for the is up now!!!!!
RT : son this make me cry every time.
lemme hol' dat recipe tho.
when i found out "kegels" wasn't a beer keg full of bagels, i'm gonna be real, i was disappointed.
Caribbean Jacks in Daytona. Yes.
seems appropriate to go alone tho... RT : I want to go to this Drake concert but really not trying to go alone
So suggested this Kumare shit. I can't. I can not.
I cant find a tumbler on her (tons of tagged photos though) but her twitter and ig are both
I'm not sure what she does lol. She's an Internet fitness personality. This is the grocery list
Woman with a short pony tail ask you to pull her hair as you hit it from the back is frustrating. You gotta pull it like you smoke a roach
ya girl left titty look like the millennium falcon tho.
. i'm not gonna have a bunch of yuck-mouthed twitter bitches in my boo's dms. i'm not here for that shit.
can't wait til i marry , take her away from all this, & stare deeply into her eyes as we deactivate our twitter accts, together
The Secret World of Underground Bunkers
Seeing little Miracles , always reminds me that Mia can be okay.. and will be okay
Triple stacked lemonade serv
big women got that warm and wet. you almost cry when you stick the head in
THIS BITCH GOT A FATHER!?!?!?
look Bird you can have us all
no doubt birdy would put potholes in some of the more watery folk on the TL.
Bird is my favorite creep...i swear
you wanna be my girlfriend?
Every G-Funk/Dom Kennedy song ever RT : : What HipHop/Rap/R&B songs remind you of summer?
Anything by Dom Kennedy RT : : What HipHop/Rap/R&B songs remind you of summer?
Ain't Nothing But a G Thang RT : : What HipHop/Rap/R&B songs remind you of summer?
Poison - Bel Biv Devoe RT : : What HipHop/Rap/R&B songs remind you of summer?
"Ghetto Slide" RT “: Pop that pussy 2 live crew. RT : : What HipHop/Rap/R&B songs remind you of summer?”
Usher "U Don't Have To Call"
Pop that pussy 2 live crew. RT : : What HipHop/Rap/R&B songs remind you of summer?
Lets Wait a While - Janet Jackson RT : : What are some of your favorite baby maker/love R&B tracks from the 90's?
Together Forever - Shai RT : : What are some of your favorite baby maker/love R&B tracks from the 90's?
Last Night - Az Yet RT : : What are some of your favorite baby maker/love R&B tracks from the 90's?
Uh Aah - Boys 2 Men RT : : What are some of your favorite baby maker/love R&B tracks from the 90's?
TLC-red light special RT : : What are some of your favorite baby maker/love R&B tracks from the 90's?
Would You Mind - Janet Jackson RT : : What are some of your favorite baby maker/love R&B tracks from the 90's?
Boomerang or New Jack City Soundtrack RT : What are some of your favorite baby maker/love R&B tracks from the 90's?
Silk-freak me, h town-knockin the boots, r. Kelly- ya body's callin, Rome-I belong to you, Keith sweat-nobody, mokenstef-sex in the rain
baby making in the 90s??? I was in middle school but I know what songs I listen to when I was dumped. Jodeci Cry for U
I really wanna sex your body - Link RT : What are some of your favorite baby maker/love R&B tracks from the 90's?
lmao i'm just asking. in that case, probably R. Kelly Half On A Baby or Jodeci Freakin' You
SOBE Sportsbar 1501 Collins Ave.
10 foods that are making us fat:
first read "heart of darkness" in AP english, my favorite novel to this day.
birdy doesn't do anything in this life except sit around and think of ways to make this world a better place. no one can tell me different.
Honig, st supery(cali), or for more citrus monkey bay from new zealand
patois bible? y'all acting like that's new, it's been around forever on bootleg DVD, it's labeled "shottas".
40 Places to Take your Kids Before They're Grown (most are in the US) via
really tho? "interracial dating" is the *one* time y'all don't wanna believe white men are the worst.
when keeping it "scandal" goes wrong...
I wish pussy tasted like a Popeye's biscuit
"hello, my nubain queen. you may recognize me from 'top gun', i grew this beard to throw off the paparazzi"
gonna make this "all crackers look alike" work for me; go to the nicest black-owned BMW dealership & tell 'em i'm tom cruise.
Hey : 7 Fun Facts About the Dothraki Language of Game of Thrones
why rory's AVI a flick of her with the bad guy from "bloodsport"?
$10k for a ring? sure, if it comes with provenance proving it was cut from sauron's hand.
Just saw a tweet sayin Pappoose is a legend in Europe. I see why we saved their ass in both World Wars.
U find out yall lil Twitter crush wouldn't smash u with Sandra Rose dick and be siiiiiick.
Birdy and Rory. All types of sex dreams for me.
this lady at work really popping up outta dumpsters to take shots at me like a face-painted queen latifah.
The 25 most ludicrous softcore movies streaming on Netflix tight now:
child protective services bae caught her slippin? RT : Look at this scumbag bitch
This lowkey a dope idea RT : Walking Dead Workout
i'll punch a cow in the face just for living, but i don't eat them.
i didn't know you were bilingual.
Same person yo. Not for debate.
she does! but i love her to pieces.
if i see kevin coster in my city, i'm gonna throw him in lake erie & give him "waterworld" flashbacks.
shit. bird just out herself as a KGB agent? keyloggers? she might got drone access.
consequence was making money then.
I got more D's, E's, F's following me on twitter than Tyrese's High School Transcript.
If as many large breast women followed me in real life as following me on twitter I would walk around falling backwards ALL DAY.
Bird should really be someone’s wife man.
I should beat her ass..damn girl said they working me like a Hebrew slave, and then you know what happened? I got worked like a Hebrew Slave
If your man cry during the sermon,the side chick is pregnant and already picking out names
I'm different, yeah I'm different...playing Ruzzle with a Bird & making up words
maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...but there is going to be a breakthrough, & Jesus told Peter "The 1st fish you catch...."
“: If you could only pass along one song to future generations, what song would it be?” Can you stand the rain- Boyz 2Men