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Charlie WhiteWorldwide2008-07-24
@charlie_white2,099 days
I've led 3 lives: musician, national TV director and microfamous author. Now I write books and posts about tech, media, blogging and inexplicable peculiarities.
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John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
I want to wish everyone a Happy Administrative Professionals Day but I'm busy so why don't you do all the work & I'll take credit?
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Omar L. Gallaga @omarg
@charlie_white To be fair, everyone seems a little depressed and lost after Coachella.
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SlashGear @slashgear
Lytro Illum takes second shot at refocusing photos for $1.6k wp.me/pj722-1mOJ pic.twitter.com/MyPimECebc
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Tina Marie @TinaMarieKenney
@charlie_white Right now, #PeytonManning is the most popular in Colorado. But, if he blows one more #SuperBowl, get a rope. ;-)
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Shauna Mackenzie @MsShaunaMack
Great list --> Top 21 Wordpress Plugin Picks for 2014 kimgarst.com/top-21-wordpre… via @kimgarst
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Pat Weaver @WebGrrrrl
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-Librarians arguing
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Good Vibes Only @GoodVibesOnIy
People be like..

I hate your tattoos..😑

I think they're trashy..😷

But seriously... they're SEXY😍
pic-galleries.com/0M2V332O0021 (#2)
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Majdoleen J @Majdooj
@Aloquili Thanks dear, blessed one inshallah @QueenMond @HebaAlSamt @nalfayez @nadinetoukan @RDavisFCO @charlie_white
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Maen Aloquili @Aloquili
Wish You All a Fruitful Easter @QueenMond @HebaAlSamt @nalfayez @nadinetoukan @Majdooj @RDavisFCO @charlie_white
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Weed Tweets ™ @weedingz
4/20 is like stoners New Years
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Britannia PR @Britanniacomms
Voluptous
Builder's Cleavage... pic.twitter.com/oOV4u0o5vm crt @GinGander #funny #photography #cute
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Jeffrey Levin @jilevin
Why do red states...? pic.twitter.com/BtqY0PYA
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Bob Aycock @bobaycock
Bob's Social Media Daily is out! paper.li/bobaycock/soci… Stories via @charlie_white
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Slate @Slate
What the heck is that blue asterix you always see on elevator doors? slate.me/1f8wnSu pic.twitter.com/CryifnoX9N
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CPC Strategy @CPCstrategy
Happy Follow Friday @mikecuesta @PAdamsNY #ff Here are some of the favorite people we follow @charlie_white @sfiegerman
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Evan Sirof @esirof
@charlie_white @22Words Between this and my new #GalaxyS5, I think the tomato trick was the more jaw-dropping of the two.
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Evan Sirof @esirof
Thanks @charlie_white! Now I'm ready for summer. How to cut dozen cherry tomatoes in half all at once (via @22Words) twentytwowords.com/how-to-cut-a-d…
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Mark Miller @LeadersServe
The less junk you accumulate, the easier it is to move into the future. pic.twitter.com/oKWIeKkrpY
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Courtney Hansen @CourtneyHansen
@StunningWorlds @charlie_white wow...amazing.
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Gizmodo @Gizmodo
These abandoned, half-demolished towers look too pretty to destroy gizmo.do/XLPlxIb pic.twitter.com/wEksbmfKSD
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Dawn Burgun @DawnBurgun
Nothing tastes as good as slim feels.
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Travelin Man @RoadTrekIn
My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. -John F. Kennedy
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Robert J. Szczerba @RJSzczerba
A little kitten pondering the meaning of life ... pic.twitter.com/8trhWMPvFt
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Terry Tyler @TerryTyler4
Friendly, affordable, and damn good at her job!
@ProofreadJulia ~ The Semicolon Superwoman!
juliaproofreader.wordpress.com/2013/11/27/wha… pic.twitter.com/BLM38ipPUy
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Verlie Lamb @VLWWM
Good morning from #Belize pic.twitter.com/ispAEMLO3j
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☠ ️ @li4mst3w4rt
reasons i smoke cannabis:

1) because.
2) because.
3) because.
4) because.
5) because.
6) because of the wonderful things it does...
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Big Bounce Digital @BigBounceUK
Remember People see hundreds of Tweets everyday, so you need to make sure that your tweets are actually worth checking out.
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John Biggs @johnbiggs
You know, @TSA, pre check doesn't make much sense if the agents ignore it. Tweeting from charleston.
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MB Photo Channel @MariaBoedeker
Fall reflection pic.twitter.com/LxUozr0GzL
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Men's Humor @MensHumor
People who get offended on the internet are the same people that take mini golf seriously.
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Bob Aycock @bobaycock
Bob's Social Media Daily is out! paper.li/bobaycock/soci… Stories via @charlie_white
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Esther Schindler @estherschindler
RT @charlie_white: Completely redesigned iPhone 6 fully detailed in huge leak from insider bit.ly/1hGzdxJ
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Carol Pinchefsky @CarolPinchefsky
#FF @markhughes @eshnews @jfudge @LisaGranshaw @charlie_white @SarahTheRebel @estherschindler @jperlow @_GinaTron, @cdrbedlam
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M3 Sweatt @m3sweatt
Just read the Senate just passed the DATA Act ubm.io/1ggtW0m. Good to hear @BrentSpiner is finally being recognized
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LJ Actually @Sickayduh
Who called it a colostomy pouch and not a deucebag
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Jax @vodkachrome
Sorry I scrubbed your dick so hard in the shower. But to be fair, I'm used to cleaning dildos.
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Rizz @InnocentMarina6
I'm pretty positive that happiness is NOT a room without a roof Pharrell. Asshole.
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Stefanie Mullen @FinalCutStef
@charlie_white @BroadcastBeat Premiere is becoming a heavy hitter but I wish more editors would give FCPX a go, it saves me so much time
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Hoojobs @Hoojobs
Top 15 words hiring managers want to see on your #resume ow.ly/vB5cP #careeradvice
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Broadcast Beat @BroadcastBeat
@charlie_white without a doubt! @ryansalazar
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Michelle Beeler @Michelle_OKC
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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Superb ideas & Facts @IntThings
If you think you’re being lazy.. pic.twitter.com/bkabLV0EqB
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Stefanie Mullen @FinalCutStef
RT @Sparanzza: The awesome @al_mooney showed 16 track 4k multicam editing in real time. #AdobePremiere #SuperMeet pic.twitter.com/dgqsr1zZ0t
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Peter Olsen @PeteOlsen
Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. –Steve Jobs
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Chris Mac @MacCocktail
Haha —> RT @Jandalize: I saw a smart car pass a Jeep today. The Jeep was parked on the side of the road, but still.
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komosion @komosion
What's all the komosion? is out! paper.li/Komosion Stories via @charlie_white
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David T. Cole @Glark
Sorry America, Tootsie Rolls are gross.
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Chris Herbert @CGherb
@charlie_white head to head comparison with stickr trackr in the works?
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Anthony DiMoro @AnthonyDiMoro
#UConn vs. #Kentucky for the Championship tonight. Who will win? RT for Kentucky | Favorite for UConn #sportsrants pic.twitter.com/Tg7hU2A3uj
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Bryan Kelly @whitetopceo
Most market noise adds as much as a hen’s cackle after laying an egg. We get what we expect. #quote #inspiration
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Think Atheist @ThinkAtheist
“How dismal it is to see present day Americans yearning for the very orthodoxy that their country was founded to escape.” -C. Hitchens
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Eric Nelson @literaryeric
We remember the past so fondly because all our unmet desires seem vague or naive, while our current desires consume us.
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Crazy Stalker Mom @texasstalkermom
Wishing I had the ability to unsee some of the stuff I've seen!
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MB Photo Channel @MariaBoedeker
surreal pic.twitter.com/r4UXcMhwzZ
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LV Electrified @LVElectrified
Las Vegas Electrified is out! paper.li/redwell_usa/13… Stories via @charlie_white
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Ray Giarratana @pizzafilms
@charlie_white We're freelancers too & our family of 4 saved $1100/month & we now have 0 deductible with same ins. co, and no subsidies!
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Brent @Brentweets
Twitter isn't a popularity contest... I'm just kidding that's actually all Twitter is.
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Anita Li @neeeda
Ingenious April Fools' Day prank by @NPR | A Reminder That Not Everyone Reads Before Commenting kotaku.com/a-reminder-tha…
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Charlie White @c_write
#CubsWin! MT @CarrieMuskat: Olt homers, Hammel is sharp, Bonifacio keeps hitting and Renteria gets W in Cubs 3-2 win wp.me/p1rXwp-8XFT
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Jan Moran @janmoran
RT - 5 Reasons Why an #Entrepreneur is like a Jazz Musician | by Jan Moran @RichIdeaCo bit.ly/18Gut7m #entrepreneurship
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Marijuana 420 @MarijuanaFour20
Dane County voters support legalization of marijuana and redistricting amendment - UW Badger Herald: UW Badger... bit.ly/PnBw2K
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AFSCME @AFSCME
"The American Dream is working and getting paid for your work in a dignified way." —Sen. Al Franken #RaiseTheWage
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Whispr Group @whisprgroup
The Whispr Group Weekly is out! paper.li/whisprgroup/so… Stories via @charlie_white
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Sasshole @RidiculousSheri
"I'll massage you so you'll come" was probably the most awkward way for me to mistype that party invite reminder to my pastor.
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Maxwell Roahrig @mroahrig
@johnbiggs @charlie_white Thanks! And thanks again for letting me work with you. Loved every minute of it.
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John Biggs @johnbiggs
You bet you did. @mroahrig @charlie_white lets get him a copy.
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Maxwell Roahrig @mroahrig
I worked on the second edition of Bloggers Boot Camp with @charlie_white and @johnbiggs. You can buy it on April 20! tinyurl.com/m4puqxh
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Steve Stifler @SteveStfler
To be honest Facebook is full of people you know but wish you didn't and Twitter is full of people you don't know but wish you did.
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Mimi Barbour @MimiBarbour
Climate Change May Lead to Food Shortages, Civil Conflicts, Climate Panel Warns goo.gl/SQtIUq via @charlie_white
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Noah Robischon @noahr
@charlie_white If casinos are any guide, then nothing will change.
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Jeff Gauvin @JeffersonObama
Ohhhhh no Mr. President. ..Armageddon is here...8 old white dudes who think the Earth is 6K years old are running for President
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Jeff Gauvin @JeffersonObama
Must have been those 7 million free Obama phones and Death FEMA panels.
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Duey Oxberger @JTQuest
Sometimes you write something nobody gives a shit about but it was fun so you don't give a shit either and somehow the earth stays in orbit.
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Eric Nelson @literaryeric
March Was The First Month Without A U.S. Combat Death In More Than A Decade huff.to/1glv81B
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Cracked.com @cracked
Slowing down shoppers makes them buy more things. 6 Ways Stores Go Out of Their Way to Annoy You (And Why) - bit.ly/1dJCIbP
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Matty Ice @MattyIceAZ
Paul Ryan sees your #7MillionAndCounting, and raises you cuts in food stamps and Medicaid.
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syd ૐ @sydwreck
One of my paintings. @Expherience pic.twitter.com/Y2qquJL6Ii
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corinne @corinnemlwsw
I'm half Jewish so if a guy asks if he can cum on my face, I tell him yes, but just a shmear.
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Heather Dugan @Heatherdugan
@charlie_white Brilliant AND principled—what a combo! Hope that interview gets replayed in some classrooms.
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Heather Dugan @Heatherdugan
@charlie_white Truly was a well spent 60 minutes. Blown away by Brad Katsuyama.
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Who's that girl? @_definitlymaybe
There's a special place in hell for people who dont pick their feet up off the ground when they walk!
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Shawn van Zyl @Shawn_VZ
@CapeTown has some beautiful sunsets! Taken with my trusty GoPro Hero 3+ #gopro #sunset pic.twitter.com/9J7BqqiBPJ
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Ed Zitron @edzitron
@charlie_white shit
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WhiteRabbitIA @WhiteRabbitIA
@charlie_white thanku for ur follow. Hope ur weekend was filled w wonderful books, amazing music, delectable cake & lots of laughs!
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Ashley Codianni @AshleyCodianni
This is probably the best @60Minutes that's aired in awhile
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karen dawkins @KarenD100658
@charlie_white i think on the fourth interruption i would just stand and stare at them and not say aword .they norm go quite
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karen dawkins @KarenD100658
@charlie_white i would ask if what i was saying was that boring to them :-)
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Show me your Twits @Overdue_Bills
Don't forget to go on the Internet and be an asshole to a stranger today.
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Rami El-Ashi @R4M13L4SH1
Listen to your body- if you ate recently and don't have a rumbling stomach you are not hungry. Give the craving time to pass.
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Louie @LouieFX
Want more @louisck? His critically acclaimed FX comedy is back for an all new season Monday, May 5th. pic.twitter.com/jVLhEl8P9s
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Richard Cezar @richard_cezar
@charlie_white Thank you so much for the follow, Charlie (man who led 3 lives), and have a great weekend!
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John Biggs @johnbiggs
New @Top5Cool episode with @charlie_white coolnesscountdown.podbean.com/2014/03/29/top… 2 minutes of heaven
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Southern Scenery @SouthernScenery
Edisto Island, South Carolina pic.twitter.com/aRwVOOBah6
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Pearle Vision @PearleVision
@charlie_white I'm sorry you were not given the info you need. Pls email us at icare@PearleVision.com for us to look into the concern.
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Viktor Winetrout, Jr @Cpin42
[man stares into video camera]
killer whales are nice. they should be called friendly whales.
how's that?
*the whale nods, lowering his gun*
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MB Photo Channel @MariaBoedeker
Edinburgh, #Scotland. pic.twitter.com/L5JaaKPacU
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Robert J. Szczerba @RJSzczerba
Erling Sverre Nordoy snapped this beautiful shot of the northern lights pic.twitter.com/i3yQckhYzU
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Sharon Vinderine @PTPASharon
Milestone moment @PTPA @SociallySavvy4U ! I hit 4k followers! Yippy! At least until someone decides to unfollow :)
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Sam Laird @samcmlaird
Where does Archie Miller land next?...
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Fuck Feelings @iRelateWords
"In memory of his mom he got this tattoo.. It's the soundwaves from her last voicemail she sent him" pic.twitter.com/DOk75AH3nF
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HAL 9000 @HAL9000_
Facebook spending $19 billion on Whatsapp and $2 billion on Oculus Rift shows that the US dollar must be even more imaginary than Bitcoin
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Phil Plait @BadAstronomer
Soyuz approaches ISS! ustream.tv/nasahdtv pic.twitter.com/5gz66YOfSM
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Sue Frause @suefrause
"@charlie_white: This is what all the signs and symbols at the airport runway mean bit.ly/1gGPokf" #travel
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Ksenia Anske @kseniaanske
I write naked not because it's nice and breezy but because it's more convenient to slap my ass every time I make a grammatical mistake.
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Jordan Golson @jlgolson
She said Pacific Standard Time, which is an hour off from Pacific Daylight Time. So... when is it coming out?
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Emily Price @Emily
Microsoft releases Office for iPad, subscription required for editing docs engt.co/1o4G0L5
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trutherbot @trutherbot
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Matt Novak @paleofuture
@charlie_white Sadly, it's actually a rendering: illustrationweb.com/artists/RiveGa…
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Cockney Sam @TooSkool4Cool
I just spotted a typo in my last tweet, so I'll be in bed crying.
*throws up middle finger at autocorrect*
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers
Great column by @jbouie on the perversity of drug testing food stamp recipients slate.com/articles/news_…
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Cam @GinAndJif
I'm a pretty good cunt smuggler. I've had one down my pants for years and no one's ever found it.
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Amy ter Haar @amyterhaar
@charlie_white its ... @ItsDosEquisMan ;)
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David Torchiano @dTorchiano
@charlie_white @johnbiggs or just stop following... I do it all the time
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Omar L. Gallaga @omarg
@charlie_white -- @1938loren @grubreport @hatethedrake @Glark @WendiAarons to name a few.
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Jordan Golson @jlgolson
@charlie_white Try following @WIRED
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Kelly Jepsen @fri6ken
@charlie_white Welcome to my Twitter. I hope you enjoy your stay!
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Omar L. Gallaga @omarg
@charlie_white who are you following that does this? Be selective.
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Jordan Golson @jlgolson
@charlie_white I retweeted a bunch about firefighters today.
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America's Henchman @TheDailySchmuck
Just list a bunch of bands in your bio so I know you have no actual personality.
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Saucy Kensington @Book_Krazy
My 18y/o nephew asked me to get him some protection for a party he's going to. All they had was SPF 30, but that should be enough, right
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Sharon Vinderine @PTPASharon
Instagram Hits 200 Million Users goo.gl/ZRexZm via @charlie_white
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Time4Hemp @Time4Hemp
'Ultimate goal of anti drug war activists is liberation of human rights.' Peter Christ #change #marijuana #mmot #mmj #news #weed #UniteBlue
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Mary Beth Williams @embeedub
. @emilynussbaum My drafts are mainly bitter retorts to assholes, who I responded to instead by blocking.
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Farhad Manjoo @fmanjoo
So spoiled. An autonomous flying vehicle just flew on stage at this developer conference and people were like, meh.
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Rodrigo Lopez @FearsomeCritter
(not that he needs the press from me but) been talking to cool guy @charlie_white: technowiz, cyberscribe and blogcommander #TermsImadeUp
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Michael McAuliff @mmcauliff
So, the "social welfare" groups that still haven't gotten tax-exempt status from the IRS won't pledge to keep political activity under 40%.
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Wall Street Journal @WSJ
"People are demanding a hot dog emoji. It's a slight against the hot dog community." on.wsj.com/1p5Bj0y
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Chris Anderson @TEDchris
We talk of economic divide, but David Brooks writes powerfully today of the FEAR divide. Must read. is.gd/6Lu18p
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LOLGOP @LOLGOP
Only 29% want to repeal Obamacare. Repeal is now less popular than the GOP.

Thanks, Ted Cruz!

washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-lin…
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Karen M Soto @KarenMSoto
Three days in a row of awesome sleep! I feel like I'm on vacation :-)
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Marijuana Heroes™ @MarijuanaHeroes
Sour Flower is a fruity, pure sativa that will replace your pains with good times. #weedist pic.twitter.com/7TmGMcog4S Via @weedist
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Salon.com @Salon
By the year 2130, the % of Americans who identify themselves as Christian will equal a little more than 1 percent slnm.us/Zg5d01m
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Jon Morrow @JonMorrow
“If a writer stops observing he is finished. Experience is communicated by small details intimately observed.”
― Ernest Hemingway
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Weird Hacks & Facts @TheWeirdWorld
Playing a musical instrument has been known to raise a person's I.Q. by as much as 5 points.
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George Sloane @TheRealGSloane
Funniest Edit I Ever Seen #funny #edit vine.co/v/MO7qHMOzPqB
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Talent Zoo @TalentZoo
Beat the salary survey trap. talentzoo.com/news/How-to-Be…
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Joel Danger @joeldanger
My biggest fear with adrenaline sports is that if my life flashed before me it would just be a montage of me getting drunk and masturbating.
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Teodor Flonta @TeodorFlonta
"Man is by #nature a curious #animal. You can hide the truth from him temporarily, but not for ever." dld.bz/cTRmW #Transylvania
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UNIMAGINABLE @EssentialFact
62% of people tell an average of 2-3 lies every minute; 91% of people lie regularly both at work and at home.
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Siavash Mahmoudian @siavash
Wow cool! You made a 3D model of save icon. #SoTrue pic.twitter.com/BVgIj2NBDb
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Steve Stifler @SteveStfler
I told my dad to embrace his mistakes. He cried. Then he hugged my sister & me.
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CuteyMcButton @ThatDaiseeChick
That moment when your daughter joins Instagram and you have to go back through your pictures to see what you've said about her.
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Josh Stern @joshingstern
Wearing sunglasses and blaring the iPod is adult for blowing on the boo-boo
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Chuck from the Bronx @ChuckBronx
I use to wake up feeling like a million bucks. Now I feel more like a bounced check. #GettingOldNotFun
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Daniel Mezick @DanielMezick
In the future, people are saying that 2014 was the year when we we started to advance our understanding of how culture change actually works
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Forbes Tech News @ForbesTech
A solar superstorm almost sent Earth back to the Dark Ages onforb.es/1je3jQF pic.twitter.com/VOCqNbV72T
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R.Saddler @Politics_PR
.@RightWingTips @colleencpa Barack Obama, "Big Spender," Reduces #Deficit at Fastest Rate Since Post World War II zite.to/1dcPbOL
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WIRED @WIRED
Big-name drivers flock to the all-electric Formula E series wrd.cm/1gk2SlA
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Rude Comedian @RudeComedian
Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds.
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Nuke Siregar @ekunuke
😄😄 “@charlie_white: This is SO funny: iPhone Autocorrect Prank: Acid prank goes amazingly well | BGR bit.ly/1kPW3HX
33d in reply to charlie_white               
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∞ Kevin Gregg ∞ @infination
@charlie_white @science__porn changed my description on Twitter that chart was so funny to me last night :-)
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Grand Old Parody @GrandOldParody1
As far as I can tell from Fox News coverage, Obama just annexed Crimea and Putin is condemning him.
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Gene Demby @GeeDee215
racism bends the plausible, it makes the irrational rational.
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Addy Dugdale @addythebaddy
My @throwtheswitch colleague @Kiteaton was a radar specialist. And this is what might be used to find flight MH370. theonswit.ch/2014/03/20/sec…
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Travelin Man @RoadTrekIn
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. -Abraham Maslow
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Steve Stifler @SteveStfler
Relationship like this please. pic.twitter.com/5qt3np2Yoa
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Unrevealed Facts @UnrevealedFacts
Vaginas, beer and champagne are all almost equally acidic with a pH of about 4.5.
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Lolly Daskal @LollyDaskal
from @2morrowknight
#Happiness isnt instant. It's drip-fed through gratitude and giving. ~Unknown #in RT @arkarthick...
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Bernie Sanders @SenSanders
What I worry about... #NSA pic.twitter.com/ZBSXQZlQd0
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Superb ideas & Facts @IntThings
No iPhone, no toys, no television and see their face. pic.twitter.com/HXj0u1sVJr
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Crazy Stalker Mom @texasstalkermom
Make today a tweet worthy day by fucking lots of shit up.
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Steve Suckington @SteveSuckington
I just paid a hooker $100 for 30 minutes of oral sex. It wasn't worth it though because I'm still horny and now my jaw is tired too.
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∞ Kevin Gregg ∞ @infination
@SciencePorn @charlie_white ROTFL!!!!
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SciencePorn @SciencePorn
Scales pic.twitter.com/8ZfnUDOhGG
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David Pogue @Pogue
How to make sure a tech critic will delete your PR pitch: Describe your product as “a community-based visual discovery app.” #saywhat?
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Britannia PR @Britanniacomms
Spectacular Aurora in Fairbanks,Alaska, Foto by Halan Holmes. pic.twitter.com/Ls0KwPr7aV crt @segurata62 #nature #photography #travel
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Wake Up America @WakeUp__America
pic.twitter.com/earg9AQ9x6
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Nina Frazier Hansen @ninafrazier
Over 50% of people object. New to @APStylebook: "over, as well as more than, is acceptable to indicate greater numerical value" #ACES2014
33d               
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Megan Hess @mhess4
Really into the new @Medium app for iOS. Super sleek. bit.ly/1iIpVWB
33d               
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MB Photo Channel @MariaBoedeker
Framed moon. pic.twitter.com/uRVThSUYEA
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God @TheTweetOfGod
"OW!!!! OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!! OWWWWWWWW!" - Fred Phelps, March 20, 2014
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Word Porn @itswordporn
pic.twitter.com/EDkoE34va2
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Al Franken @alfranken
"Kids who don’t have a full stomach, don’t do as well in school." Learn about Al's work to fight hunger in schools: bit.ly/1hyxKve
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Sam Murphy Kelly @HeySamantha
@charlie_white This is amazing.
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Ken Yeung @thekenyeung
@charlie_white @987akaa I want! :)
34d in reply to charlie_white               
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Ken Yeung @thekenyeung
@charlie_white what kind of black magic is this and how can I summon them?
34d in reply to charlie_white               
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David Greenwald @davidegreenwald
To crits and readers, please help us build a world in which intelligent, non-pandering but humor-embracing work remains a profession
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C.C. Chapman @cc_chapman
Warm enough to work in the sunroom today. First time this year. instagram.com/p/lxgLVnA4pX/
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Weed Humor @WeedHumor
Don't judge someone until you have shared a joint with them.
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Tim @qwertying
I did some serious spring cleaning on Facebook.

Removed people that appear to be strangers to me.

Wife wants to know why I deleted her.
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Ellis Shuman @ellisshuman
Coffee drinkers = what is your opinion? Does Caffeine Make You a Better Writer?
ow.ly/uMaeY #amwriting
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Markian Hawryluk @MarkianHawryluk
Does this include deaths tied to obesity? RT @charlie_white: You're twice as likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark.
34d               
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Ed Zitron @edzitron
@charlie_white what about a shark vending machine
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Christopher Hermanns @WHLinen_Guy
Good riddance. I don't feel bad saying that. "@charlie_white: Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps has died bit.ly/1geMG5c
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Brian @Black__Elvis
My Chinese food delivery guy got my order wrong so I beat his ass and then 15 minutes later I wanted to beat his ass again.
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Kindle Vibe @kindlevibe
I hate most of what constitutes rock music, which is basically middle-aged crap. - Sting
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Lester Holt @LesterHoltNBC
On assignment for @DatelineNBC in far northern Minnesota. First day of spring? Really not feeling it. pic.twitter.com/nqN8u9yqUr
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Sarcasm @OneMoreJoke
I wanna get an education but i dont wanna wake up early and do homework and study u feel me?
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Denver Commerce @denvercommerce
@TRWINDOWSERVICE @charlie_white @ZoomTravels Thanks for the mention!
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TR Window Services @TRWINDOWSERVICE
Thanks @charlie_white @denvercommerce @ZoomTravels for being top new followers in my community this week (insight by commun.it)
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MB Photo Channel @MariaBoedeker
Reflected Rainbow, Senja, Troms, Norway pic.twitter.com/XIhtbe4y08
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America's Henchman @TheDailySchmuck
I'm black but not "write a rap song about my love for fat asses" black.

Still, I do know all the words to "Baby Got Back."
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Deborah Lee @debsylee
“Buying followers is a great way to get started”- and other tactics to derail your social media efforts: debsylee.com/social-media-m…
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Daily Motivation @wisdomsquote
You will never be able to start a new chapter of your life unless you stop looking back at the last one.
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Marianne Lyles @MarianneLyles
I think I'll have a Rolo :) Happy National Chocolate Caramel Day! pic.twitter.com/wykLIyUNQy
35d               
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Salon.com @Salon
The destructive myth about religion that Americans disproportionately believe slnm.us/F4xc6iJ
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Susan Cooper @BuzzEdition
♥“I say luck is when an opportunity comes along and you’re prepared for it.”-Denzel Washington
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MB Photo Channel @MariaBoedeker
Loch An Eilean, Cairngorm, Scotland pic.twitter.com/Gud9vOPIAw
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Michael Barnett @planomike
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time. -Jack London
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Robert Varipapa @drbob
@Jenny4ashley @charlie_white I did! #flight370 pic.twitter.com/4Cj6WDhISH
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