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KristinaNew Joisey2010-09-10
@KriscVP1,453 days
MY TWITTER, MY TWEETS-If youre cool than Im cool, if not then FUUCKYOUUU cap that! oh hey ...iโคNYC#BeYourGoodSelf in life...hopefully it works.
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We found 199 favorite tweets.
&E Bishop @Ande_Bishop
That n*gga was TOO high. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/I3tf18WITM
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โ™ก MARIEL HERNANDEZ โ™ก @themissawkward
Bought myself a thing 1 without the 2 shirt because I'm single and have no friends ๐Ÿ˜„ pic.twitter.com/vtI9uOeHdj
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Mann what do I know? @pmann555
my son is working at a restaurant, The pay isn't great but he puts food on the table......
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Mike Tetreault @TheOfficialTATE
Crazy how tomorrow is already September 1stโ€ฆ
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Super Dad @superdadatron
"It just makes me smile because I know that kid grows up and dangles a baby over a balcony."

- Me whenever I listen to the Jackson 5
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Christian Compean @chrstncmpn
Dark room, just me, my fan & phone. ๐ŸŒน
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Scott Eddy @MrScottEddy
Intelligent people tend to care less about the opinions of others, they also enjoy being alone because of great sense of self.
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Officially Girlโ„ข @OfficiallyGirl
I've been laughing at this for 5 minutes straight pic.twitter.com/ajrsQGnXU8
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Cock McPuffins @iheartgunts
I would rather a flesh-eating zombie knock on my door than a Jehovah's Witness.
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Super Dad @superdadatron
Face down, ass up. That's the way I like to scream for help when I'm taking a dump and those pesky kids tip over the porta potty.
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Officially Girlโ„ข @OfficiallyGirl
Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes pic.twitter.com/yC31g3dVuI
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No Chill Bruh @JustDontTrip
THIS LIL NIGGA THE REAL MVP ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ vine.co/v/OBZTOXgg6Jb
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MRCLEAN81 @MRCLEAN81
@KriscVP PRE ORDER NOW! GOD IS MY DESIGNER T-SHIRTS $20 VNECK, CREW, TANK TOP. MALE/FEMALE. KIDS $15 pic.twitter.com/qmHWv2K6Y5
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Judy Flower @JudyFlower2
@llwyd_anwyl @latoyajackson your a heart less asshole!!!
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J.D. @iownjd
This is why I donโ€™t go out on the weekdays: Iโ€™m lame, old man tendencies, workaholic & mainly my sleeping pattern gets screwed up even more.
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Tweet Tweeter @twtweetr
S/O @Storm69169092 @MorganSerantes @KriscVP @munyaky @ChadwickHalse #influence #social #leadership #brand
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#TeamVonnie @NJHJR
Never confuse popularity with effectiveness. Being popular means youโ€™re liked for a while. Being effective means youโ€™ve made a difference.
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Robbo @PhilRobbo_
I'm a different person at 7pm than I was at 7am
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Nelson Ingram @nelphin789
pic.twitter.com/23m0FCNldR
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ig: smartass_Anth @Anthonyjohnc21
It's amazing how quickly ur mood can change and how much one person can affect u ...
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Christian Compean @chrstncmpn
I can watch #LHH all day
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ACBASSROCKS @ACBassRocks78
Today's workout music comes from @KISSOnline Album Revenge! Happy Birthday #GeneSimmons pic.twitter.com/YiGPel5AuT
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This Nigga Barry @BarryClerjuste
"@Darius_M4: When a baby is born, isn't it already 9 months old ?" pic.twitter.com/pewYsUBgJy
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Christian Compean @chrstncmpn
Live life happy, #OutTheBox ๐Ÿ˜œ pic.twitter.com/EC7CXtJ7fS
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Emile Utteriyn @EmileUtteriyn
Ya fall in love to quick
Ya get married to get divorce
Ya have kids to b single or dead beat
Ya Blame each other but it is both
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Whitney Martin @sweettweetwhits
Hope that I make it home in time for thank you notes. #FallonTonight #JimmyFallon
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J.D. @iownjd
The seeker and the sought are one, the blessing and the blessed are one. | "What you seek.. #positive" via @nyybritt) pic.twitter.com/RRKHrTzzR9
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Puns @TheFunnyWorId
Katt-Dogg. pic.twitter.com/4VVom59Fdk
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Cheeto Bandito @CheetoBandito77
Dairy Queen doesn't care if your pants are getting a little snug.
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Ms. Behave @MamanyaDana
No offense to all the guys... But my favourite type of men is Ramen..
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เผ„Ray @RayIopez
this picture is deep pic.twitter.com/vQuD22XMiq
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Google Facts @TheGoogleFact_
Having big boobs is both a blessing and a curse. pic-twiterr.me/10-busty-girl-โ€ฆ pic.twitter.com/PVyscFuli9
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Louise @MissLouFR
@ZaireMaarie @clairedarvill I think that was planed lol
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โ„‘โบโ„ญ @jacquacruz07
It's so irritating when people chew with their mouth open ๐Ÿ˜ท
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Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar
I'm so not racist that I don't even sort my laundry.
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เผ„Ray @RayIopez
I hate when people first meet me and they're like "ur so quiet" like I don't even know u what am I suppose to talk 2 u about
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B. Howard GENESIS @BHowardOfficial
I wonder how much Clean Water was wasted in the #ALSIceBucketChallenge all of which could've gone to 3rd World Countries ฮ”******
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...Loading @VinceTheDon_X
@KriscVP lol do the monkey with me
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Meg Monahan @MegsMurals
โ€œAll children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.โ€ ~ Pablo Picasso ~ โœ
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Carbosly @Carbosly
The iPad died and he has to look out the window like a caveman.
Devastation at its finest. pic.twitter.com/og61D2EGNv
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Typical Girl @femaIes
when bae says that u cute but u know u hella ugly af pic.twitter.com/g1MRbXyhf9
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This Nigga Barry @BarryClerjuste
white boy just had to play calm like this monster ain't just break his girl shoulder ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ pic.twitter.com/zwmToVXW4V
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MichelLionelโ„ข @MichelLionel
KAYNE WEST THE REAL MVP ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ pic.twitter.com/m4G8tOj3nv
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...Loading @VinceTheDon_X
โ€œ@KriscVP: My baby dances like Johnny Bravoโ€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Mann what do I know? @pmann555
Anyone got one of those #MiB pens?? I need my mind erased...
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MakeupTransformation @bestmakeuptrans
LOOOOOOL ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/nTEtLZ6GjH
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Birthday Guy @RealCarlosO
@J_Noush @NUMBER1EMEFFER The Officer would be authorized to fire, but i think in this case shots to the arm and leg would have sufficed
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Birthday Guy @RealCarlosO
@J_Noush @NUMBER1EMEFFER I hate to say this but i don't think we'll ever have the full truth of what happened.
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Birthday Guy @RealCarlosO
@NUMBER1EMEFFER @J_Noush @BBCNewsUS @BBCWorld Or a person who has a bad driving record has a potential vehicular homicide charge
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Birthday Guy @RealCarlosO
@NUMBER1EMEFFER @J_Noush @BBCNewsUS @BBCWorld you're reaching. You can't simply call someone a potential murderer for one action in life.
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Birthday Guy @RealCarlosO
@NUMBER1EMEFFER @J_Noush @BBCNewsUS @BBCWorld life threatening position may not be accurate considering shots were fired from distance
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Birthday Guy @RealCarlosO
@J_Noush @NUMBER1EMEFFER @BBCNewsUS @BBCWorld Even if the guy was uncooperative, wouldn't a wounding shot be sufficient?
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MakeupTransformation @bestmakeuptrans
lmfaoo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/m2dpnv8YVp
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MakeupTransformation @bestmakeuptrans
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/slvHrZe9UL
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MRCLEAN81 @MRCLEAN81
Gotta make yourself happy! Don't look for it to come from other people.
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Fresh Vibes @FreshFeeIings
The truth pic.twitter.com/Amf4SjoJAs
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6'3 @chrizdarlz
Word ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ‘ pic.twitter.com/yKUYDsoFxT
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6'3 @chrizdarlz
pic.twitter.com/0sTydXUzCH
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MakeupTransformation @bestmakeuptrans
I LOVE THIS ONE ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/OHGN6LzKwL
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MakeupTransformation @bestmakeuptrans
BRUUUH ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/fWzfeNb3oF
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MakeupTransformation @bestmakeuptrans
wtf ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ pic.twitter.com/BJYBui8x3j
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MakeupTransformation @bestmakeuptrans
SO FREAKING PERFECT ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ pic.twitter.com/SOzCM8Xhjw
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่…่ดฅ @Xanedelic
I love this pic.twitter.com/kLjLNReHbP
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MakeupTransformation @bestmakeuptrans
Earl ๐Ÿ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/YRSqVogZyr
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MakeupTransformation @bestmakeuptrans
the cat killed it!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/JiiyyYNaQq
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MakeupTransformation @bestmakeuptrans
BRUH๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/172se5xgZm
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James A. Gold @James_A_Gold
@GlenninVirginia @TeaPartyNevada Because you live in a tainted-media created bubble?
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Austin Keller @austinkeller
why does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal iโ€™d find a way to erase my student debt & steal clothes & food
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readme.txt @obscenecunt
There's no better example of why timing is key than someone with a phone case on a phone with a smashed screen.
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Tee @iTeeTigerr
@OfficialKimora @GlobalGrind sometimes good deeds don't have to be publicized .
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Danny Charnley @DanKCharnley
i asked my stepdad Terry if he likes Seal's music & he said "no, it has no PORPOISE" then he loudly made love to my mom in my computer chair
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stanley behrman @stanleybehrman
If you tell people about a random act of kindness you performed, I wonder if the kindness was an act and only performed in order to be told.
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David @malky3970
@nudeupdates @DlD_YOU yes we will
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Aleidra @klassy_lei
@Killa_Keese_ it's hard for me to believe that every time they wrote "bad tags" that that was actually the case. But that's just me.
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Abubaker Alzuaree @Abuubreezy
People dont understand as a unit we over power any government. If we all protested as a whole country, we could change shit - @Aroyosan
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Wesley Lowery @WesleyLowery
Just got picked up from police station by random locals from twitter. Thank you
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Meg Monahan @MegsMurals
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. -Eleanor Roosevelt โ™
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Austin Keller @austinkeller
this is why i run up the stairs after turning off the lights pic.twitter.com/1ohxAEjZog
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Herbert Lowe @herbertlowe
.โ€œ@kschottt: @WesleyLowery i'm SO glad you are getting your word out there. sorry it happened to you but glad you're reporting it. amazing.โ€
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Austin Keller @austinkeller
THE KRUSTY CRAB IS OPEN pic.twitter.com/JW3n0Dan0g
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Austin Keller @austinkeller
My heart just melted ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ pic.twitter.com/A2MvKRygza
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DJ Garcia_ @DJGarcia12
@ShawnBabz32 I feel like if I touched it my hand wud get sucked in
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Sedric @Officialsed_
We all ugly to somebody, don't trip lol
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Anna O'Reilly @Anna_laTickle
Depression: the dark side of a creative mind.......
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L O R I @LoriLuvsShoes
I really hate racism, violence, homophobia and how my thighs look 5x bigger when I sit down
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Chy @RoyalChyness
โ€œ@DJAC82: @RoyalChyness
vine.co/v/MHAg9Op3BOxโ€ love that moonwalk. Thanx D ๐Ÿ˜˜
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Official_Trademark @Mayor_Malick
What picture would the Media use if I was #MikeBrown #Furgeson ???? pic.twitter.com/yubBBUleg0
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kelly @Kelly_skeleton
<-------would rather use the highway to hell than the stairway to heaven
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JLoverโ™กโ™ฅ//Mendieโ™ฅโ™ก @jamie_norm
Thx for the follow:)โ™ฅ
You're awesomeโ™ก
Please don't unfollowโ™ฅ
Have a great DAYโ™š
#welcomeTweet @KriscVP โ™ฅโ™ฅ via uapp.ly
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Skyy TheMystic Babie @NeVaeh_Skyy
I will find someone worth me dropping everything 4 โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜
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Jen @SassyMetalPants
@stockejock omg this song annoys then hell out of me. It's everywhere!
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MoveOn โ„ข @TweetMoveOn
THE APPLE SMARTWATCH REVEALED ๐Ÿ˜ โ†’ goo.gl/Nncevo ๐Ÿ‘Œ pic.twitter.com/trnwrYp6Sv
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Car Pornโ„ข @Car_Porns
RT if you want this badass Charger * pic.twitter.com/HWO7IlQKZq
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Super Dad @superdadatron
I've tweeted about foreskin twice already today. That may seem like a lot but it's just the tip of it.
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swollenvoice @swollenvoice
My cat learned how to speak English or that was not a vitamin I just took.
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Nicolas Jean-Marie @NicolasJMarie
@KriscVP And also very smart. :)
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PaperWashยฉ @PaperWash
Worst part about getting a phone call is the 12 seconds you can't use your phone as you wait for it to stop ringing.
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Lonny Dunn @ProNetworkBuild
"When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
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Disick Reactions @disickreact
SCOTT DISICK HAS NO CHILL pic.twitter.com/N5q3TxK6QR
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Eric I @ericicomedy
If an open micer said exactly this, bloggers would crucify him.

RT @imasmartass37 I think Carlin was on to something pic.twitter.com/G7WTz0aNkn
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swollenvoice @swollenvoice
I wish I could kill you with kindness but, all I have is this knife.
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Phillip Swindle @phillipswindle
This is the nature of genius, to be able to grasp the knowable even when no one else recognizes that it is present. ~ Paulo Coelho
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daphne @tbhdaphne
A book store where books are wrapped in paper with short descriptions so no one will 'judge a book by it's cover'๐Ÿ˜Š pic.twitter.com/TUlgzc5Qbi
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Lani @LaniBeno
I don't actually know anything. I'm just really really good at pretending. Like Academy Award good at it. Really.
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Typical Girl @femaIes
I swear Kanye is a savage for this pic.twitter.com/ZDuAYkKhhs
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Richard Cranium @DickHead0420
Don't ask me for shit! I got bills to pay and mouths to feed...
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Greedy-Reader! @B4Ann
Misery can brainwash you into thinking negatively, instead you must do the opposite & brainwash yourself with positivity.
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Sweet Slips @Ndeshi_M
Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste!!
Label reads: Guaranteed whiteness in only 14 days...
15 days later and I'm still black.
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Kanta Sharma @kanta_sharma
"Believe that time is going to help you do what you want." - William Morris Hunt, artist
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Geminis Are Us @UsGEMINIS
- #Gemini men can be loud, boisterous one moment then appear quiet and sullen the next.
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Southpaw @_SetTheHook_
I'll Do It Tomorrow

-a biography
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Alexis From TX @Mad_Humor
It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to extend my middle finger.
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Joanna @Joanna__
They cannot take away our self-respect if we do not give it to them. ~Mahatma Gandhi #quote
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Mann what do I know? @pmann555
My thirteen year old just identified Nina Simone, Astrid Gilberto, Ella Fitzgerald and Sarah Vaughn... by their voices....#ProudDad
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*:๏พŸ๏ฝฅโ˜† Vฤ™ล—ฤ™ โ˜†๏ฝฅ๏พŸ:* @vere78
RT โ€œ@KnocNightowl951: LMAO ๐Ÿ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/joUsOWoEzMโ€๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Larry Hunter @larryhunter_
Wow this story is so touching... Texas Texas Texas... won't be moving there...#vindicated
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Lexx โ™‘ @G00dvibez_
"@_OliviaNope: This episode is breaking my heart. They tore this woman's life and family apart. #vindicated" !!!
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Steve Stifler @StevStiffler
Tattoos are so attractive
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Giggles @GigsIsMyName
5 Days pic.twitter.com/xm2wnzJzzU
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Scott Spencer @ScottSpencer2K
@CuItureMind Awww man, that's messed up. #RIPALEX. I hope the Stepmonster is in Prison.
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Steve Stifler @StevStiffler
"what are you twelve"

yeah on a scale of one to ten

bitch
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Geminis Are Us @UsGEMINIS
#Gemini likes being there for people, because they know what it feels like having no one there at difficult times.
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SB @Sean_Burgundy_
*Pours Red Bull on lazy eye
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ยปNaghamยซ @onehappyghost
Well, there's a fine line between being a "realistic thinker" and a "pessimistic little shit" please don't cross it. Ok, thanks.
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Shakespeare Words @shakkesppeare
The Dark Knight Rises Memes - luufy.com/site/post/1138โ€ฆ pic.twitter.com/MASQzXilA3
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Abhorrent Housewife @abhorrent_wife
An app that lets you taser other people's asshole kids.
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The H Factor @onelongbender
Running out of ideas should burn way more calories than it does.
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Princess @princesschatty
The wisest, most loving, and well rounded people you have ever met are likely those who have known misery, defeat, & heartbreak.
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SuperMonteCarlo @SuperMonteCarlo
None of us know WHY we exist. So who are you to tell me how to live my existence ?
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Alexis From TX @Mad_Humor
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y
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The Robfatherโ„ข @thatUPSdude
A guy can have female friends and not want to fuck them, and other lies I tell.
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DON TEE @DonTee512
@KriscVP Thnx! :-)
33d in reply to KriscVP               
1
DON TEE @DonTee512
I'm tired of babysitting this lady, who's next! (lol) vine.co/v/ME63pK0QQwY
33d               
1
Azul @BeyoncesSeed
โ€œ@WorldStarFunny: if horror movies were real ๐Ÿ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/bpfNHCaWlJโ€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ hell yeah
33d in reply to WorldStarFunny               
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2
Slice_of_Scavanger @Savage_Scavange
Its important to keep a nice healthy balance between "crazy insane" and "insane crazy".
33d               
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Josh Stern @joshingstern
You canโ€™t please everyone....but you can 'Thank You' the hell out of most people
33d               
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โ‚ฌFLeXn_nd_FiNe$$iN_ยฅ @rennied34
@TMZCeIebrity @RealMofoGuy that's so rude Paris Hilton needs to stop and btw I love u Kim
33d in reply to TMZCeIebrity               
1
HOTDOG ANGEL @alliewach
I have ZERO tolerance for Kim Kardashian hate
34d               
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5
Sunday @happilygolovely
@KimKardashian you been around Kanye too long
34d in reply to KimKardashian               
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1
tess @tess_penman
@KimKardashian ๐Ÿธโ˜•๏ธ
34d in reply to KimKardashian               
2
Kim Kardashian West @KimKardashian
Funny how she says being with a Kardashian hurt her career yet the only reason she has this article is bc she is talking about a Kardashian
34d               
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Scott Disick @ScottDisick
Night on the town with kourtneykardash instagram.com/p/rA8uu5O3-w/
35d               
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194
newsds @newsds1
Happy Birthday Sir Michael Philip "Mick" Jagger!
38d               
7
3
Karissa Hughes @_heartz__
Brave man! pic.twitter.com/tRq3qmqYmo
38d               
2
Im Jeramiya Jones @JbSoBlessed
Sometimes you cant do nothing but shake your head at certain shit
38d               
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68
Gautam Trivedi @Gotham3
I think the ash in the grill is trying to give me a message. pic.twitter.com/GcR2ddurdH
38d               
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29
Torre Holmes @jinx301
Donโ€™t let the mixed signals fool you. Indecision is a decision.
38d               
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13
Alex Godinez @BreezyAlex_
If I don't like you, I won't pretend to
39d               
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Stop The Wars @sickjew
RT @omarsuleiman504: A genocide not a war. #FreePalestine #SupportGaza #GazaUnderAttack pic.twitter.com/2KagL1sKwO
39d in reply to omarsuleiman504               
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24
clusterpostsโ„ข @clusterposts
Smh...Only Kanye West would do this... pic.twitter.com/BUpgV7Xn0q
40d               
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โšพThe Desert Dodgerโšพ @TheDesertDodger
Now the whole country knows what a bunch of #Tools the people at the #DoughnutInn are.
40d               
1
Mega X @RAMegaX
Fuck Religion pic.twitter.com/Z3ANw5F0b2
40d               
4
rebel โšก๏ธ @ThatWildKidd
I remember my Grandma gave us get well cards for Christmas with $50 in it ๐Ÿ˜‚
40d               
3
1
#TeamDarkSkin @DOUGHWEE
#TRUCHAINS ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ pic.twitter.com/twyU22uF91
40d               
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34
Girl Facts! @AdmireMyQuote
I'd take a night like this over a night at the club, anyday. pic.twitter.com/5u7luEuk56
42d               
2,622
1,917
UniBul CEO @UniBulCEO
Bothered by a spider a man uses 'blowtorch' to kill him. Now he's homelessโ€ฆpo.st/picIFLย  pic.twitter.com/lYTJuiqr67 via @vir...
42d               
1
Eclectic John @azmoderate
Israel Is Simply Wrong This Time | Alternet alternet.org/world/israel-sโ€ฆ
42d               
7
4
Pearl @ImWhoooIm
I don't socialize much, Not because I am anti-social but I have no tolerance for drama & fake people. #OkSorryBye
42d               
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A @Kassdre365
@KriscVP lmao same thing I was thinking smh
42d in reply to KriscVP               
1
A @Kassdre365
Dawg Killed that poor dinosaur. Murderer! ๐Ÿ˜ข โ€œ@KriscVP: โ€œ@UniBulCEO: po.st/PpXqJN pic.twitter.com/xZZO2viK2O @ViralSpell ..โ€
42d in reply to KriscVP               
1
UniBul CEO @UniBulCEO
Did Stephen Spielberg kill this triceratops? Fans rail against him. po.st/PpXqJNย  pic.twitter.com/wyINrpZEKf via @ViralSpell ..
42d               
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VICE @VICE
Not All Jews Support Israel bit.ly/1mwrFjR pic.twitter.com/FgpBNMH3SO
42d               
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Leviathan Pride @LeviathanPride
"Sir, we've completed the project"
"Show me"
*body is wheeled in*
"No. It needs more forehead"
- The scientists who created Rihanna
42d               
43
21
Leviathan Pride @LeviathanPride
Watching the news and I mistook the word "militants" for "mutants" and I was actually way less scared.
42d               
51
14
Michael Green @lifebettergreen
Adorable picture from #JewsAndArabsRefuseToBeEnemies.

"Don't let hate be passed onto the next generation" pic.twitter.com/udQ6eLAkeM
43d               
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Mega X @RAMegaX
pic.twitter.com/uU4e7qhbF1
43d               
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7
Gautam Trivedi @Gotham3
Firefighters are protecting Leavenworth, WA. They're posted every 100 yards looking for hot spots that jump the river pic.twitter.com/WotDJOEK2J
43d               
13
6
Broke Homรฌe Brucey @introBRUCEme
I play dumb a lot ... Makes it easy to deal wit folk.
43d               
5
6
KHLOE @khloegifs
pic.twitter.com/BnpRPLUP1G
43d               
1,020
823
Jessica Rowe @StylistJessi
Male deer have buck teeth.
43d               
1
Southpaw @_SetTheHook_
If some guy ever held a knife to my throat, I'd be all "Nice knife. Where'd you get it, Girl Scouts?"

-I'd die, but my sarcasm never quits
43d               
241
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BASED JE$U$ @PRAYINGFORHEAD
LOL this is too real pic.twitter.com/M5DXFTQScR
43d               
3,043
3,820
SciencePorn @SciencePorn
pic.twitter.com/4PSDVUsX9U
45d               
2,133
1,887
My School Life @childhoodrock
freshman year: 100 friends

sophomore year: 50 friends

junior year: 10 friends

senior year: 2 friends
45d               
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136
William Bluff @WilliamBluff
@KriscVP your laziness caused you to watch the news
45d in reply to KriscVP               
1
blah blah blah @sm0oth0perat0r
Do not show pleasure in somebodyโ€™s downfall, for you have no knowledge of what the future holds in store for you.
45d               
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24
William Bluff @WilliamBluff
@KriscVP that's why I stay away from it. Shows nothing but negativity.
45d in reply to KriscVP               
1
โ™คCaptain Sno Bunnyโ™ค @IMsoFAMOUSbitxh
I come out Walmart n a blind man walkin stick n all asks me 2 help him cross the street then gets in a car stick out the window n pulls off
45d               
8
2
Madonnas Sayings @madddddona
"We cannot allow our anger or bitterness to swallow us up" - Madonna
45d               
3
2
YaSheka Adams @YaShekaAdams
#ABC2020 No, it is not fair! Skylar won't get to celebrate her 30's, neither should her killers! A life sentence is well deserved!
45d               
1
1
Xavier D'Leau @TheXDExperience
It's Friday night and I'm watching #ABC2020 yelling at my TV. When did I become my grandmother?
45d               
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41
Cant Stop A King @TheKingScottyD
I swear Skylar's friend killed her out of pure jealousy. But this teaches you to not to even trust your friends. #ABC2020
45d               
50
31
Stay Chill @StxyChill
people will stab you in the back and ask why you're bleeding
46d               
1,184
1,924
Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott
Mommy, is that the Axl Rose guy you used to have a crush on in the 90s?

"No honey, that's the fat man in a bandana that ate Axl Rose."
46d               
81
36
SydesJokes @SydesJokes
One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare #quote
46d               
1
1
A @Kassdre365
A show about ghosts on. Let me turn my light back on ๐Ÿ‘€
46d               
1
Loki @loki_god_of_fun
Jon Stewart: Have you f***ing seen #Gaza?" pic.twitter.com/HGeX38TNHM
46d               
16
22
I Smoke Kushโ„ข @Reality_420
RT "@_PoshDame: #FavoriteChildhoodShow pic.twitter.com/Gx6Yl1twIz"!!!!!
46d               
3
H. Zein @WrdTrvlr69
been waiting a lifetime for the rise of your sun in my world, give me my freedom set me free from you, or hurry up and rise my beautiful one
46d               
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123
SciencePorn @SciencePorn
Most gangster yearbook quote ever pic.twitter.com/whuSM6LZbA
47d               
2,032
1,250
Varsity @JVarsityCaptain
Coworker: got a second?
Me: you mean the one you just wasted or another one?
47d               
551
376
Retarded Mom @RetartedMum
The Craziest Tattoos On Women
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰bit.ly/1iQK6V4๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ pic.twitter.com/d8MasLpIdk
47d               
83
33
@TitansHomer @TitansHomer
When someone on The First 48 says "that's the Gods honest truth"... They're lying.
47d               
36
12
Shawn @CakeThrottle
Who has three thumbs and loves his job as Chernobyl tour guide? This g- *coughing fit*
47d               
182
95
SciencePorn @SciencePorn
The blood vessels and nerves in the human body. pic.twitter.com/q6gznTj30D
48d               
2,070
1,590
Sean @SeanOfUT
A tweet so poorly constructed, IKEA sells it as furniture.
49d               
152
97
Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar
If you use an alarm clock sound effect in your advertising I will boycott you for life.
49d               
25
10
Rick Cordeiro @CordeiroRick
"@planetepics Mufasa & Simba. pic.twitter.com/jBnxBsyexz"
49d               
21
24
SciencePorn @SciencePorn
Gliese 832c: The Closest Potentially Habitable Exoplanet. apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap140709.โ€ฆ pic.twitter.com/fNztvBTht6
49d               
1,990
1,773
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