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The truth is ALWAYS simple.
The truth is NEVER complex.
this pic almost brought tears.. Body literally amazing😩
your a beautiful man!!! GBY
You hoes been working on your "beach body" for 3 summers now.... It's not coming.
People Who Straight Up Tell You How They Feel, No Games, No Bullshit >>> > > > > > >> > > > >
"Lemme call you right back" is the greatest lie of all time.
I've been thru 1/1/1 2/2/2 3/3/3 4/4/4 5/5/5 6/6/6 7/7/7 8/8/8 9/9/9 10/10/10 11/11/11 and 12/12/12 and still give 0/0/0 fucks
Black girls twerk, Hispanic girls hip roll, Indian girls belly dance & white girls watch.
Females who aren’t always at Parties/Clubs every weekend are the type of females who are worth being in a relationship with. >>>>
The majority of you smoke and drink because you can't handle life sober.
A relationship where you can be weird together >
unfortunately, our generation is full of liars & cheaters. -_-
Sex with the right person can be addictive as fuck.
Soon as your ex see's how happy you are, they wanna hit you with that "I miss you" shit..
Sex ain't better than gas money.
Relationships fail because you fail to communicate.
Relationships are based on the truth. Don't start one off with a lie.
NO girlfriend wants another girl tweeting about her man, talking to him, texting him, thinking bout him, looking at him, NOTHING!!!!
Treat your girl right, or sit back and watch someone else do it for you.
Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing. Now it's just like... "oh, you pregnant too?"
If I call you "Baby" you're mine.
The Best Relationship= Talking like bestfriends, play like children, argue like husband & wife, protect each other like brother & sister.
Females love when you pull them closer.>>
I don't care who was "before" me, as long as I know there's nobody "during" me.
When you're busy, everyone LOVES to text you. When you're bored... nothing.
Kissing a girl on the forehead means alot to them.
When you fall for someone's personality, everything about them becomes beautiful.
If you love someone, best thing to do is tell them
Give her a reason to let her guard down.
Girls with NO ass are NOT allowed to say "LMAO"
Don't ASSUME something when you could ASK.
Sex with feelings involved >>>>
The prettiest girls have an "E" in their name. (;
Dear Cupid, next time hit us both.
Females hate sleeping alone.
I'd rather be mean than fake..
Tall girls are cool. Short girls are cooler. Skinny girls are the coolest!
Never compare yourself or others to other people. Everyone has their own struggles, own fights, and a different paths.
If we “talk”, I BETTER be the only one you’re talking to.
People don't like NOT being accepted. That's why it's hard for most to be themselves.
Men lie, women lie, screenshots don't.
The entire purpose of weave is to fool people into thinking it's your REAL hair! You hoes doing a horrible job.
IF YOU STAY QUIET WHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU DUMB SHIT..
Cross me and i'll cross you out.
The ugly gonna hate on the pretty. The broke gonna hate on the rich.
Stop letting your ex fuck up your future relationships!
Pussy will keep a man from telling his true feelings about you.
A hoe gone be a hoe REGARDLESS of how good her mama raised her.
Don't talk about it. Do the shit.
Skinny girls eat too damn much. Big girls eat too damn much. Difference is, one is lazy, one isn't.
Shout out to the big girls. Y'all are so precious.
I can tell you smoke. Your lips crusty & black.
There's nothing like a loyal female that supports her king.
If your stomach hangs, you need to keep that shit covered up.
People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life.
No matter how real i keep it with you, you'll still be fake.
It's OVER 1,000,000,000,000 men in the world and you think Mr. Right is just going to walk into your life??? AHAHAHAHAHA
When you don't worry about what OTHER people are doing, you get so much more done.
Twitter was fine until you fucks from facebook came.
These hoes want the attention that their father didn't give.
Bitches still taking pictures with chipped fingernail polish... Lets do better.
I got a problem with ugly people who talk shit..Shut up..
Y'all hoes be failing school tests, but passing pregnancy tests.
I got a big dick. No, you didn't read that wrong.
Bitch did i ask you? No ! so STFU!
I don't have a short temper, I have a quick reaction to bullshit.
I like long text messages because I appreciate a complete thought.
Skinny girls are the shit.
Girls with short hair >>>>> !!
Ladies: Guys with Dreads or Waves?
"You took my daughters virginity!!!!" ME: "I’m sorry sir! It won’t happen again."
I always speak how I feel. Fuck you. I'm me.
Dear Facebook: Keep the drama over there. Sincerely, Twitter.
Don't talk shit if you can't fight.
These bitches stay tweeting about their boyfriend, but he never tweets about they ASS!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Burger: $0.99 Salad: $5.99 And you wonder why everyone is fat.
The best relationships start off as friendships FIRST.
Bitch, I will punch you by accident on purpose.
The longer you take to reply, the more i don't want to talk to you.
Girls 4'11 - 5'7 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
A REAL relationship has no third parties!
You can't MOVE ON if you keep thinking BACK.
Instead of keeping your circle tight, keep your pussy tight.
Everybody thinks they have a cute baby...............The lies.
Too many whores are becoming MOTHERS.
Why talk shit if you can't fight..........
Religion separates us more than it brings us together.
There's nothing like a loyal female.
I love the sound of you shutting the fuck up.
Females that like to be dominated during sex >>>>>>>>
I judge females by their eyebrows.
Don't let your past relationships stop your future relationships.
I don't miss my ex. I miss the memories.
If females had dicks you niggas would be PREGNANT. Thirsty fucks.
How the fuck you "Long Hair Don't Care" when that's somebody ELSE HAIR!
Too many bitches wanna be thick and not enough want to be IN SHAPE!!
If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass.
Fake eyelashes, fake hair, fake purse. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in china?
I'm a freak, so i need a freak.
Ugly face + nice body = Still ugly. Try again.
All that romantic shit on my TL is irritating. I'm single bitch.
I love skinny bitches. Problem?
Keep it real with the people around you no matter how fake they are.
Be yourself, and not who people want you to be.
Most black girls have too much attitude.
I don't get rude, i get real. So bitch, get real.
Being in a relationship is a team. Play your part and you'll both win.
I wish i could be happy all the time...
Why be in a relationship if you're going to act like you're single.
I don't want to text. I want to talk.
I wish I was cuddling right now. But fuck it, thug life.
Classic tweet RT RT : “@Jacob_Amazin “ Sex is magic. Babies appear and fathers disappear. ””
Only a few girls are wifey material. Don't try and turn water into wine.
Females ALWAYS blame getting fat on birth control. . You like SNACKS!
You having HYFR , YOLO , OVOXO , or A$AP in your Twitter name = BASIC.
I really try to avoid being rude, but I'm just a blunt person. ¯\(ツ)/¯
I believe in 2nd chances; I just don't think everyone deserves one...
FAT GIRLS ROCK!!! The boat, the car, the couch and whatever else they lean on.
Sex is magic. Babies appear and fathers disappear.
Thick doesn't exist. You're either FAT with ass, SKINNY with Ass, or you're BECOMING a FAT ASS.
Panty line + Leggings = No bitch.
The only "B" word a female should be called is Beautiful. Bitches love to be called Beautiful.
In First Grade , If You Was The Line Leader YOU WAS THE SHIT!
Every time i try and by nice to ugly people guess what they do, act ugly.
*iphone falls to the floor* Breaks screen. *android falls to the floor* Breaks floor.
If you're pretty and reading this, reply.
A man should never hit a woman.. but a woman should never hit a man and get away with it. Keep your hands to yourself.
Fat hoes ALWAYS zoomed in on their pics. I see that fat ass face taking up the whole square.
If my girlfriend ever got fat, i'd fucking leave.
You're not ugly. God just dozed off.
If i lived like everyday was my last, I would be in fucking JAIL.
Smartphone. Dumb battery. -_-
I think its time for me to get a girlfriend so I can kiss her on the forehead and tell her I love her = |
Bitches with hair everywhere except their HEAD!
Women want MEN. Quit being a bitch.
You're sexy. So I'm gonna stare at you. ;]
Big bitches wearing little clothes.-_-
Makeup should look like makeup. Not powdered doughnuts.
Write my fucking research paper so i KNOW it's real ♥
Twitter has taught me that the personality never matches the pics.
Treat her like a queen and fuck her like a porn star and she wont be going anywhere.
If you really didn't give a fuck you wouldn't have to say it.
Every bitch ain't wifey material, so STOP treating them like it. Hoes DO exist.
Long distance relationships = FAIL.
If guns kill people, then spoons make people fat.
Good girls don't go bad. The hoe just comes out.
Lies don't end relationships, the truth does.
I now see why girls like Marylin Monroe. Hoes are fans of hoes.
If you wouldn't make her a wife, don't make her a mother...
Don't come on Twitter talking about your problems. Handle them...
Ugly bitches take ass pics. That's all they got.
Girls with fake hair, fake nails, fake eyelashes and fake purses wonder why they can't find a real man.
Thick thighs make pussy stink. Too much friction.
Ugly bitches can't be barbies. Lets get that clear.
I love how girls complain about dead beat dads. YOU fucked him.
You're a full time mommy, but a part time hoe.
I look at big girls and imagine how cute they would be if they were skinny. = l
I love how people say that i'm "black", when i'm clearly fucking "brown".
Girls with short hair = YES.
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Wanna know the truth? I think about you more than I should...
Any female that says all guys are the same has fucked enough to find out.
If you have to be drunk for the truth to come out, you're fake
Skinny girls run the world because fat girls don't run.
Say no to vagina with high mileage.
Women can't live without men because women HATE other women.
Any female that says all guys are the same has fucked enough to find out.
The girls who don't want to get pregnant, don't get pregnant.
You can look ugly but you don't have to act like it.
Black & White are shades of colors. NOT fucking races.
If you have to cheat, you dont need to be with that person.
Bullshit is expected, not accepted.
Two girls in one picture. I fucked around and followed the ugly one= [
There's no such thing as "Bi". Yeah, you're gay..
Cheating is doing ANYTHING you wouldn't do in front of your girlfriend or boyfriend.
Say yes to sex, and no to kids.= ]
A relationship doesn't stop a hoe from being a hoe...
If a guy can't turn down pussy he's not a man.
When you're drunk the truth doesn't come out... you just stop being fake..
Every bitch ain't bad. Every dude ain't swagged.
Dealing with the same type of guys will get you the same type of results.
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the little icon on the screen
If you wouldn't make her a wife, don't make her a mother..
Playing "HARD TO GET" doesn't work when you're already "HARD TO WANT"..
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Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, their not a door
Kids in the front seat can cause accidents and accidents in the back seat can cause kids.
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