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VinoKelowna/Edmonton2011-02-12
@bamvion1,294 days
Workin on my short game.
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We found 196 favorite tweets.
Nicole Detling, PhD @HeadStrongDoc
In the end, u won't remember the time u spent working in the office or mowing the lawn. Climb that damn mountain! pic.twitter.com/YDGYKkWqUP
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AmishPornStar @AmishPornStar1
Remember back in the day when we used to take Polaroids of our food and mail them to all of our friends?
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SportsCenter @SportsCenter
When asked to compare herself to major leaguers, Mo'Ne Davis shows she has style all her own. es.pn/1pRJf6S pic.twitter.com/FmGaSOGnDJ
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ShitMySommelierSays @ShitMySommSays
Q. What is short, round with lots of tannin?
A. Snooki from the Jersey Shore.
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@sshole In Charge @heavyoilcountry
Stats so fancy
U dont even know
Im trackin Corsi
From LA to Toronto
Stats so fancy
U dont understand them so
Remember Jims name
Bout to blow
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Парведж @TwoAbysses
Drove behind a slow, crappy old truck with the license plate "HOE HOE" today. Caught myself muttering "move it, hoe." I was set up :(
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Jerry Aulenbach @ZoomJer
Fender bender, tripped the alarm off during a showing, and just got fired. I think I need some ice cream.
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Cecily MacLeod @cecilymacleod
Funny thing happened on my way to South Sask yesterday.
Yadda, yadda yadda...
Aaand now I'm still in Toon Town, pouring another rum.
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Chef Paul Shufelt @ChefPaulShufelt
Lady I don't care what you think, it's never appropriate to go to Walmart in your Superman pj's
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Krista G @Kage_99
Tonight is my wine night

Cheers friends! 🍷
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Kim Grant @Kimmm_G
I know I'm not as popular as most of the #yeg twitter folks, but one day I hope to be cool enough to hang out with you all! 😊
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Robin Brownlee @Robin_Brownlee
50/50 draw could reach $400K and be almost as big a story as showdown between undefeated ESKS and STAMPS. Crazy.
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NatHan Solo @UrMommysHouse
Playing 50/50 in the #CFL is currently more profitable than playing football in the CFL.
#Eskimos
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Bing Bing @smurfetteB
I'll stare you back down until you look away
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Tony P. @Tbone7219
I love when my boss is on vacation because I can drive the forklift to the bar for lunch instead of driving my car.
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Bing Bing @smurfetteB
Goodnight world. Goodnight moon.
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kristi @kristiisrad
will be crushin' some sushi tonight. it's been far too long.
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Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian
My PR asshole will not ruin our fun pic.twitter.com/71S7akopEz
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كريس بن الواعظ @onume_
Iggy Azalea sounds like a white alien trying to sound black.
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@sshole In Charge @heavyoilcountry
I don't fuckin get this team. 2013, 89 gets his face smashed in while RNH on the mend, stop-gap? Hall/Arco. 2014, 89 traded & ZERO stop-gaps
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Kim @saysyrahsirah
hahahaha!! my co workers are hilarious!! pic.twitter.com/9BBujE8CRT
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Danika @neekers_92
Just want some poutine.
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Darth Vader @DepressedDarth
Star Wars lightsabers pic.twitter.com/mCXOcM7s8g
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Rusty @ZombieRusty
"I will listen to you before I jump to conclusions and get pissed off."

Said no woman ever.
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Sue Miller @RicardosMed
My home. My sanctuary. Kalamalka Lake in the Okanagan is pure beauty and it will transform you the moment you enter. pic.twitter.com/wJgBbfqzXJ
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Pretty @Pretty__G
@_AGuyNamedKris AND SHE SHOWED ME HER BOOBIES AND I LIKE THEM TOO
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Kris @_AGuyNamedKris
Foosball is the devil
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The Andy Babic @TheAndyBabic
Take that stupid @DamoSpin
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Jerry Aulenbach @ZoomJer
July the 4th be with you. #failedstarwarsjokes
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Shane Palmer @shaney_palmzzz
Claude grabbed the sheriff, but he did not grab the deputy!
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Josh @iwearaonesie
I'm just a boy, standing in the shower, trying to eat his ice cream before it melts
wife: seriously why would you bring that in here?
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Chris Robison @randomhero79
STOP FUCKING YELLING
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Josh @iwearaonesie
"you're such an asshole."

- my wife when I throw stuff out of the car, like the cup of coffee she asked me to hold
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Josh @iwearaonesie
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE DEFINITION OF "EASY OPEN" TO THE PEOPLE WHO PACKAGE STRING CHEESE?
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Ryan Dittrick @ryandittrick
Once a Bolt, always a Bolt.
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Calm Like a Bomb @stilettophile
Cheech: Hey man, Am I driving okay
Chong: I think we're parked
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Bob o Rama™ @Flinstone777
Dear overhanded fork guy at the restaurant. Really?
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Karl Welzein @DadBoner
Woke up on the kitchen floor 'round 3am. Pitch dark. Smashed my guy veggies into an open drawer Dave musta left open. Lazy idiot.
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Heather Middleton @midsart
Just picked up my badge for the Whyte Ave Art Walk...16 days left until the fun begins! #yegartwalk @oldstrathcona @ThePaintSpot @YEGArtWalk
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Peter Stark @StarksWeek
If there isn't a porn star named Dildo Baggins I don't want to live in this world anymore.
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Natasa M @Natasa84
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
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Chris Donnan @donnan18
@bamvion self proclaimed #1 son
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Chef Paul Shufelt @ChefPaulShufelt
I just got a $250 fine for jaywalking. Jaywalking. Are you f*cking kidding me @CityofEdmonton ? My mom taught me to look both ways. Thanks.
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Calm Like a Bomb @stilettophile
I'm really not sure what your tweet meant but it did make me want falafel
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TURN DOWN FOR WATT @trevorwatt
MAJOR LEAGUE IS ON NETFLIX AHHH
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Kris @_AGuyNamedKris
LA, don't be Saad.
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Pint Edmonton @pintedmonton
You want the Hawks and Kings? We've got the Hawks and Kings. #BobColeRules #yeg
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@sshole In Charge @heavyoilcountry
THEY WON! WE WON SOMETHING HOCKEY RELATED THATS IMPORTANT EDMONTON
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Kris @_AGuyNamedKris
YOU GET AN OVERTIME AND YOU GET AN OVERTIME AND YOU GET AN OVERTIME AND EVERYBODY GETS AN OVERTIME!
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Hayl @haykshan
Some girls should be forbidden to wear yoga pants.
I just saw a camel toe that looked like a Queen sized mattress folded in half.
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Heather Middleton @midsart
Just finished another painting! #onaroll pic.twitter.com/r38Pay9885
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The Fake ESPN @TheFakeESPN
Vince Young apologizes to Costco manager for quitting by driving forklift through Charmin Ultra display, asks if he can have his job back.
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Kim @saysyrahsirah
when some one says " for me, personally" ... #bugsme seems redundant somehow?
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Summer Rials @SummerRials1028
Sooooo excited about the @Saints schedule!! 👍❤️🏈bit.ly/1igH4Cs #geauxsaints
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TURN DOWN FOR WATT @trevorwatt
@bamvion he’s just the regular ambassador, you’re adding the word rap hahha. Besides, it would obviously be the used
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Garrett Faylor @G_Faylor
@bamvion: Like who would be the rap ambassador for the Utah Jazz?” Easy. Deez gurlz. pic.twitter.com/xRVun0NmuY
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Squirrel Army @Mikecanrant
You know, you can just buy eggs at the store. Idiot kids.
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RaDaR (Sex God) @seanmoriartyMV
A mustache ride so intense it starts hipster mating season a month early.
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Hollapeño @MiniiG
Curiosity killed the cat is an expression that always left me with so many queries

How did it die?
Did anyone love it?
HOW much curiosity?
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Hollapeño @MiniiG
Maybe one day I'll have a love strong enough for The Maury Show
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Hollapeño @MiniiG
I thought Coachella was a new app for fitness trainers to get clients
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Hollapeño @MiniiG
Nothing makes me want to jump off a cliff like working for 10 minutes straight
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@sshole In Charge @heavyoilcountry
We built this Smytty on greasy goals
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Jeff M @jrock71
A goal for #BabyNuge on his 21st Birthday. Chucky E Cheese is gonna be rowdie tonite!
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Jazmasta @jazmasta
Hey I just met you, this is crazy, but here's my bus fare, thanks for being my bus driver.
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Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22
Sometimes, during the movie previews, I'll turn to the stranger sitting next to me and whisper, "We should really go see that together."
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Engelbert Humpmydick @SpankMeIm0ty
FINALLY!! A plausible fucking answer to MH370 pic.twitter.com/BTvYwxrj9I
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Lounge Fly @mrjohntofu
I can't wait to get freaky tonight, whatever the hell that means.
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Dave @VodkaShorebird
If I had to call it, Nicki Minaj is probably my favorite Power Rangers villain.
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Dave @VodkaShorebird
In all honesty the only thing I’m really good for is freaking out several times a day because I’ve moved my cellphone to a different place.
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Lounge Fly @mrjohntofu
Slow down, it's a parking lot, bitch bag.

~ Daily driving comments
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some chick @1aicats
Today can already shut up.
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some chick @1aicats
Ketchup on CHINESE FOOD!??

What a sick fuck.
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some chick @1aicats
"You're literally a spoiled cunt."
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Dave @VodkaShorebird
I once knew a Brock. Senior year of high school. He was literally everything you'd expect from a dude named Brock.
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some chick @1aicats
If you're going to be an an asshole you better be fucking funny.
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Lt. L.T. Deer @tinydinosaurs
my dog started wagging its tail when i started changing in front of him, so i am going to go to the other room to change. I don't need this
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pakalu papito @pakalupapito
i do no lift bro i own gas station
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The Drummy Abides... @CrashTestDrummy
Saw someone on Craigslist selling a s'mores maker.

Where I come from, we call that a fire.
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some chick @1aicats
Weather. What an idiot.
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Mindy @SubliminalMess
I'll eat my breakfast burrito on the treadmill. IDGAF! #gangsta
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Squirrel Army @Mikecanrant
Money saving tip: Get that ripped jean look naturally by repeatedly wiping Dorito dust on your knees over a 5 year period.
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Kris @_AGuyNamedKris
YOU GOTTA FIGHT! FOR YOUR RIGHT! TO SQUEEEEEEEEE-EEEEE!
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Mindy @SubliminalMess
You say "potato", I say "shut the fuck up Mike! No one cares how you say potato you pretentious douche!".
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Mindy @SubliminalMess
But it NEVER did stop snowing, and they wore moon boots and fluffy coats for the rest of their lives.
163d               
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James Fischer @jfish96
Just booked yeg to phx return cheaper than a flight to kelowna or van. Canada in serious need of competition other than @AirCanada @WestJet
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The Fake ESPN @TheFakeESPN
Jim Irsay arrested on suspicion of DWI. Cops say they first noticed he seemed drunk after he traded a 1st round pick for Trent Richardson.
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bibowinebar @bibowinebar
gold star!!!
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Mable Gertrude @MableGertrude
It's really rude to stab people if they don't deserve it.
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Mable Gertrude @MableGertrude
Do you hear that?

That's the chicken dance song, calling...yearning...challenging you to throw down and get funky.
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Kim @saysyrahsirah
Pimm's for noon hour .... why yes thank you! @NextActPub
167d               
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Kris @_AGuyNamedKris
These Dairy Milk Oreo chocolate bars are majestic.. Like a unicorn made from bacon.
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Abita Beer @TheAbitaBeer
Happy Pi Day. Let's get mathematical with it and see how many beers we can consume on this wonderful Friday evening.
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Karl Welzein @DadBoner
Really lookin' forward to the St. Paddy's celebraish, you guys.
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Pint Edmonton @pintedmonton
The weekend approaches... Time for "coffee" #Open
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Tony P. @Tbone7219
There should be an iPhone app that makes caller ID more detailed like "John needs help moving" or "Your bitch ex-wife needs to complain."
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Sugar & Spice @nice_sugar_girl
My ADHD drank a shit load of coffee.

*runs wild with the squirrels*
168d               
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Jeanshorts #94 @JSBMjeanshorts
DP! DP! DP! DP! #DP4EVERYBODY
168d               
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Ginny Jenny @ginny_jenny
YAAAAAAAY! Fuckin eh Perron!!!!
168d               
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Inappropriate Charm @LackOfShame
Nothing freaks me out like realizing it's not a fart, and it's too late to change course
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Dazzledginger @dazzledginger
*finally drinking a beer
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Guy Incognito @ShutUpThatsWho
A family in Oregon had to call 911 after being held captive in their apartment by their pet cat. Now THAT'S being pussy whipped.
169d               
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Dazzledginger @dazzledginger
VICTORY IS MINE!!!

*folds fitted sheet
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Парведж @TwoAbysses
it's definitely time for new ink.
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Josh @DamnitJosh
Evacuation plan:

Dunk head in toilet.
Flush repeatedly.
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Captain's Log @howe007
Let's give up alcohol for Lent and see if we actually like each other.
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Josh @DamnitJosh
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWNNNN
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keels @_keels_
Don't forget to prove to your family how important religion is to you by giving up Facebook for Lent.
176d               
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Captain's Log @howe007
If Russia prepares for war the way it prepares for the Olympics then we have nothing to worry about.
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Captain's Log @howe007
Something's rising and it ain't Jesus.
177d               
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sassy @greeklsassy
I'd just like to interrupt your afternoon to inform y'all that I just spelled "restaurant" without Google for the first time in my life.
177d               
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Dennis King @DKingBH
Just how big is the bag of heroin that John Garret and Jim Hughson will eventually share? #DeathOfANeverWasDynasty
177d               
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Elaine L. @LaineyGossip
Tim Thomas and Roberto Luongo are on the same team now. Is that like Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie being in the same movie?
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Rascal Gas @rascalgas
I just traded my lunch for a 5th-round draft pick!
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It's Just Ali @TnucTew
Mardi Gras should be a Cdn holiday...It IS French...We'd spend the day drinking beer, eating bacon & ANYTHING with maple syrop... Oh... wait
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laur @LittleeLauraaa
Hello, Mother Nature, yes I know something awful must have happened to turn you into a cold hearted bitch but it's about time you move on.
178d               
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It's Just Ali @TnucTew
This rum tastes suspiciously like Coke
178d               
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It's Just Ali @TnucTew
Okay ppl... I've taken all I can and I CAN'T takes no more!!!

YOUR=belonging to
YOU'RE=you are
YORE=old timey days

YOU'RE welcome!!
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TURN DOWN FOR WATT @trevorwatt
Hey, guy doing bicep curls with his backpack on the train: calm down.
178d               
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Sir Strange @Sir_Strange
Where's the app that takes Nickelback and Bieber away, and gives us Bradley and Kurt back?
178d               
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Lame Dad @lamejermatron
She was like, you know I faked my orgasm last night to make you feel better and I was like really? Cuz I fake everything. Your move.
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Sugar & Spice @nice_sugar_girl
Here I go again on my OWN!

*Air guitar*

What are you looking at?

(Me, drunk and slurring at my reflection in the mirror.)
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Rizz @InnocentMarina6
The fluoride in the water is giving my son bitch Tittays...
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Sugar & Spice @nice_sugar_girl
Yeah. I'm listening to Puff the Dragon alone in my office and crying if anyone wants to hang with a super fun person.
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Rizz @InnocentMarina6
Why do all clothes from old navy look like I want to go sailing off the coast of cape cod?
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Sir Strange @Sir_Strange
So, what happens when both Waffle Houses in town are slammed pack?

You get into an argument with your wife and go home with nothing.
180d               
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Rizz @InnocentMarina6
Hakuna MaTa-Ta's is just a nice way of saying calm your tits
180d               
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Rascal Gas @rascalgas
Tomorrow's Heritage Classic proves that the NHL isn't interested in the authentic atmosphere of outdoor games. They want to sell 50K tickets
180d               
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Dean Murdoch @Dean_Murdoch
Just drinkin outside the Tim Horton's here, tellin chicks they can roll up my rim to win for free. So far no takers. #nightisyoung
180d               
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Chef Paul Shufelt @ChefPaulShufelt
Go Habs Go! Did you see that beauty @chefcowan? Watch the highlights later #gohabsgo
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Juddy @iAmJuddy
Go to a restaurant on a Saturday at 7pm and act mad when you don’t get a table right away so the world knows you’re a spoiled cunt. Fuck you
180d               
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baggedmilk @jsbmbaggedmilk
Went to check the temperature and my weather app said "fuck it, just go back to bed" #yeg
181d               
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Lounge Fly @mrjohntofu
I can tell you like me, by the way you threw that brick at my head.
181d               
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8
kristi @kristiisrad
anyway, BEER CLUB TIME
181d               
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Stats Canada @stats_canada
82% of Canada is indistinguishable from the ice planet Hoth
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laur @LittleeLauraaa
Next time I throw up I hope it's all over someone I hate.
182d               
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Sugar & Spice @nice_sugar_girl
Cotton candy. Sweet and low. Let me see that tootsie roll.

*Takes bite of Cheerios*

My breakfast routines are interesting.
182d               
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Elz @xxEllyNotxx
I'll watch Clash of the Titans just to hear Liam Neeson say "Release the Kraken!" IDGAF
183d               
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5
Camden's finest @anbrll00
Is it my Buick or the Marlboro reds that attracted you to me ?
183d               
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Matt Frey @CyclesFrey
I hate Kessler, but if he came to the oilers... Id love him
183d               
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2
PopSlapFunk @PopSlapFunk
Calm down, guy parked across four spots. Or do you and your Dodge Avenger require that much space for all the pussy you're attracting?
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My Next Idea @leswhitmore
All I want my headstone to read:

Well..............shit.
186d               
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IIya Bryzgalov @bryzgalov80
Bozak happy Kessel back from Russia. He excited to take Phil to Lego Movie.
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Mickey Mt. Vernon @WhatevaConc
You are like the house that gives out raisins on Halloween of people.
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Wake @Wakenbake77
I want to drink coffee in Australia, so I can say, will you pass the COFFEE-MATE.
187d               
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Mickey Mt. Vernon @WhatevaConc
She had dandruff but not "shake her hair onto her picture during detention with a criminal, an athlete, a princess, and a brain" dandruff.
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GoodRickHunting @Rick_IZ
No YOU cried watching figure skating!

I was watching Rocky while doing pushups, eating rare steak & shooting guns
189d               
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My Next Idea @leswhitmore
I call this hairstyle, 'I didn't put on deodorant either.'
191d               
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Karl Welzein @DadBoner
Had such a blast for 'Tine's Day weekend. Had a few real fine convos with some lonely 'Bee's babes. Nothin' carnal. My choice of course.
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Lounge Fly @mrjohntofu
My life coach benched me.
193d               
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Jon Sails @Sailsman777
Hey, I forgot... how long did the groundhog say it would be before these become the spring Olympics?
193d               
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Sugar & Spice @nice_sugar_girl
*Rides into Whole Foods on a horse*
*Asks for carrots*
*Takes bite of carrot. Tips hat*
*Rides off into sunset*
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9
Sugar & Spice @nice_sugar_girl
I can't honestly be expected to be mature in this situation, can I? pic.twitter.com/0lGWVSWDqr
194d               
100
30
nowaynope @funk62out
I am now dating my bartender's AM playlist.
194d               
5
1
Devin Skrumbellos @SKRUMBOOO
Snowing again!!!! Wow this shit is getting old!!!
194d               
8
4
Sugar & Spice @nice_sugar_girl
The scenery out my window includes my backyard's lovely shade of dog piss yellow.
194d               
9
4
Steve Suckington @SteveSuckington
I'll take your moms vagina for $100 Alex.

I'm sorry that's not a category Steve.

Category? What are you talking about Alex?
194d               
250
123
Josh @DamnitJosh
I have entirely too much shit to get done.. That's usually how I know it's the weekend.
194d               
11
2
Hudsons Canada's Pub @HudsonsPub
Shout out to the #Hudsons twitter followers today. You guys are seriously awesome, we love chit-chatting with you! Happy Saturday, ya'll.
194d               
6
1
sara @SomthinBoutSara
One man's trash is my new couch
194d               
511
213
nowaynope @funk62out
It's weathering outside again. Always with the weathering.
195d               
14
3
Cecily MacLeod @cecilymacleod
This morning thing just isn't working out for me. Time for a nap before I get cranky.
See you all at a more respectable hour, like 2pm-ish
195d               
36
7
Cecily MacLeod @cecilymacleod
*deletes drunk tweets*
Apparently I had a little too much fun last night. Been on for 20min & I'm out of stars.
Good morning twitterverse.
195d               
46
6
Nuclear Bavarian @NuclearBavarian
Thank God that day is over. Now I can get back to hating my wife.
195d               
18
5
Only Fast Eddie @OnlyFastEddie
*makes out with water fountain*
195d               
48
15
MaggieWilk @maggiewilk
Hey massive cockroach, how did you climb three stories and get into my bathtub? Not cool bro
195d               
2
1
Roc-NBC Sports Radio @NBCSportsRoc
Come on NBC you are better than that. At least our flag wasn't Russian. pic.twitter.com/yTcPGL6uZr
195d               
34
97
Lame Dad @lamejermatron
"The PEN IS mightier than the sword" is my favorite metaphor to use the wrong emphasis on the wrong syllables.

No YOU'RE thirteen.
195d               
128
87
sara @SomthinBoutSara
The pot and the kettle are really racist
195d               
351
188
Devin Skrumbellos @SKRUMBOOO
Should be against the law to work on weekends!!
195d               
6
5
sara @SomthinBoutSara
I'm sorry I couldn't stop sniffing your baby
195d               
159
53
Cecily MacLeod @cecilymacleod
Only about a month till St. Patrick's Day. Don't let the Irish have all the fun, start practicing now
*pours rum, adds green food colouring*
195d               
34
8
Krista G @Kage_99
Done and done people!

My grand total for @HairMassacureNA was $1665.00 raised!!! Thank you!

#NoHairDontCare pic.twitter.com/XadPhSRJ9U
195d               
267
46
mooyaini @mooyaini
She believed me when I said I'd been selected for the Mars One mission.
195d               
33
16
Only Fast Eddie @OnlyFastEddie
Where there's a will... there's someone who insists on calling him william.
195d               
98
44
Dennis King @DKingBH
I'd like to believe that anything wrong with Team Canada is Lowe's fault because, after all, Lowe does fuck up a lot of stuff
195d               
4
1
mooyaini @mooyaini
Fuck yes. pic.twitter.com/9vI7EFEVzW
196d               
21
1
nowaynope @funk62out
I am not day drunk.
These boots really are that slippery.
196d               
8
3
Only Fast Eddie @OnlyFastEddie
Love conquers all... except for herpes.
196d               
96
50
Lame Dad @lamejermatron
No YOU look like you slept on the pavement at a Denny's last night, Carol. Your hair looks stupid too, fuck you.
196d               
111
56
Lame Dad @lamejermatron
Last year for valentines day I pretended to give a fuck, this year I'm pretending not to.
196d               
65
32
Krista G @Kage_99
Water? No, no! pic.twitter.com/IJdOc84S9Z
196d               
11
2
Krista G @Kage_99
I am proud to say 'eh'!

Go Can-eh-da Go! 🍁
197d               
17
7
Queen RanDumb @InVisiHole
Unless that's a double shot of sleep in, dump it on your fucking lap.

That kind of morning.
197d               
18
3
Phoenix Ascends @Feniex17
I'm already sick of hearing Phil Kessel on my TV. #makeitstop
197d               
2
1
Gone Quixote @PaulGibson1963
My promotion in the family chain of command means I can now give orders to the thermostat. I still report to the dog though. For now.
197d               
172
76
nowaynope @funk62out
Brb, gotta go finish choking on this crouton.
197d               
8
3
Bob Cole @BobColeBaby
A good. Strong. Start. For Canada. In these Olympic Games. In Sochi. And they'll try to keep it goin. Tomorrow. Of course. In mens hockey.
197d               
12
19
nowaynope @funk62out
Not to brag but I got out of bed today. Not saying I'm not writing this in bed right now, but I did get out.
197d               
117
72
mooyaini @mooyaini
Apparently putting a note in the company suggestion box asking if the hot european babe can wear more mini skirts gets you a meeting with HR
198d               
27
8
CuntSmith @csmith5050
Guys, please listen closely to women on here about how to perform sexually, because you shouldn't turn down advice from a cat whisperer.
198d               
98
47
JD @JackieDee16
Anyone else wish that the Canadian women would just crush a USA player at centre ice? #BOOM
#IsItJustMe
198d               
9
3
Camden's finest @anbrll00
Dr: You have shingles
Me: You mean hot local shingles *winks*
Dr. This isn't twitter and you need a life
198d               
55
32
Mr Paul @ROTTYpc
I'm not saying you're a nerd but your sword collection says otherwise.
198d               
3
3
Mr Paul @ROTTYpc
Russia might hate gays but Vladimir Putin loves beef stroganoff on his face.
198d               
3
5
Princess Buttercup @GoldenSpirals
You pulled out in front of me.
Now you're going slow.
I don't like my car.
I will win this one.
198d               
241
138
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