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Andrew ShafferPortland, OR2009-03-16
@andrewtshaffer1,993 days
Author of the humorous books FIFTY SHAMES OF EARL GREY and HOW TO SURVIVE A SHARKNADO (as seen in @Syfy’s Sharknado 2).
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Naked Girls Reading @nakedgirlsread
#FF @NakedGirlsNYC @neilhimself @nakedgirlsDC @andrewtshaffer @13_Spinelli @Burlesque_Beat @parisreview @michelle_lamour @nasty_canasta
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Danielle Llanes @daniellellanes
@andrewtshaffer "Brother and sister arrested for having sex outside church say they got intimate after The Notebook metro.co.uk/2014/08/29/bro…"
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Kevin Sampsell @kevinsampsell
@TheLincoln Every day is like taking the ice bucket challenge with piles of nickels, dimes, and quarters.
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Lincoln Michel @TheLincoln
Gotta do something with our time between rolling around in piles of literary fiction ca$h @kevinsampsell
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Amber @buriedbybooks
@andrewtshaffer Alaskan Racing Pigs? Those are hilarious.
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Darren Elmore @darrenelmore
@andrewtshaffer you took all that from a random awful word generator, didn't you?
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Breenah @bybreenah
Everybody needs to read How to Survive a Sharknado. #bloggingforbooks pic.twitter.com/xrLP5ybDrc
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Mermaid Sharon @Mojitana
@andrewtshaffer What glory. @tiffanyreisz @caramckenna
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darth™ @darth
*book cover*
RT @ChuckWendig: The Starbucks My Destination #firstworldsciencefiction pic.twitter.com/247juvDsJ5
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Michelle Schad @ChelleSchad
How to Survive A Sharknado: Review chelleschadworldofwords.weebly.com/a-writers-view…
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Nerd and Proud @nerd_proud
I'm so glad this is a thing XD ~Harlow
thisiswhyimbroke.com/how-to-survive… fb.me/31dpoluqq
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Dom @domkip10
@andrewtshaffer @lolashoes Nice blue steel look! Maybe that's why you're in high demand!! Lol
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Lauren @lolashoes
@andrewtshaffer such a lush beauty
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Darren Elmore @darrenelmore
Changing my pimp name to Meth SacFarlane.
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Ian @i4n
@andrewtshaffer soap?
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Barbara Ellingson @MrsTomSauter
@andrewtshaffer it may be. But now you'll never know.
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Rachel Syme @rachsyme
the thing about gatsby is that every single person in it is the loneliest person in the world trying not to be & i think that's why it lasts
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David Kazzie @DavidKazzie
Starbucks' #PumpkinSpiceLatte includes barks of puppies abandoned by their owners and the broken dreams of children.
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jenn n @jennIRL
@PlanetofFinks which one which one
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Stephanie Perkins @naturallysteph
I am astonished!!! ISLA hung on to the NYT bestseller list for a second week! YOU GUYS. THANK YOU!!! Wow wow wow!
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JJAB @rallecab
Hey @joe_hill where is your beard? @andrewtshaffer @peterstraubnyc @StephenKing
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Paul @bevan1987
@andrewtshaffer @peterstraubnyc @StephenKing I was always convinced Peter was from England, and I have no idea why I thought that.
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macy was robbed @shanewalshy
@thatone_girl07 IS THIS REAL
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Peter Damien @peterdamien
This seems the right time to share my favorite authorial song, "Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury" by Rachel Bloom youtube.com/watch?v=e1IxOS…
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Kat Howard @KatWithSword
You guys! It's a real book! @MARIADAHVANA @subpress pic.twitter.com/GgjGwqeJMK
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Radikal_Kitap @Radikal_Kitap
Günün önerisi: Edebiyatın Aykırı Çocukları -Andrew Shaffer rdk.al/1q5yoHP
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lady angelica leal @ladybookreview
Guys check out my review for "how to survive a sharknado and other natural disasters." It's a laugh… instagram.com/p/sNZ9trAell/
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Lauren Morrill @LaurenEMorrill
Couldn't remember the name of @thinkgeek. Googled "nerd store" and it came right up.
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person of interest @ChelseaCain
@chuckpalahniuk we are friends even in the Phoenix airport. #OneKick + #Doomed pic.twitter.com/zyzR1b2U5k
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idefix @idefixcom
Edebiyatın Aykırı Çocukları - Andrew Shaffer - %35 indirimli : Kitap | idefix.com idefix.com/kitap/edebiyat… @idefixcom aracılığıyla
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Nay Nelson @SunlitStingray
@andrewtshaffer @PlanetofFinks I'm in the ranks with this guy
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Mermaid Sharon @Mojitana
@JennLeBlanc @andrewtshaffer @JenniferRNN @MaireClaremont @DelDryden I'm laughing so much my son came to check on me.
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Jenn LeBlanc @JennLeBlanc
@andrewtshaffer @JenniferRNN @MaireClaremont @DelDryden OMG I can’t talk to you people on twitter when I’m in public. *flails*
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Adam P. Knave @adampknave
@ChalkyHeart @andrewtshaffer @tiffanyreisz Actually, thinking it over? Let's Make Portland Sane.
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Edibe Beyza Uysal @hayalabad
Alınabilir sanki... Edebiyatın Aykırı Çocukları - Andrew Shaffer -Kitap | idefix.com idefix.com/kitap/edebiyat…
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Christopher Rowe @ChristopherRowe
@tiffanyreisz @andrewtshaffer I first read that as "You're very meta, dear," which I find that I'm in agreement with.
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Adam Eastwood @westofeastwood
@DukeOfVinings @tiffanyreisz @andrewtshaffer looks a little gruff around the edges.
A bridge too far, I feel I'm trolling...
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Gwenda Bond @Gwenda
(Official announcements are boring. This is way better. ;-)
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Amy @ladyreaderstuff
@tiffanyreisz Well, no worries then. I pimp them out to everyone. So you and @andrewtshaffer should be able to eat some as well. xxx
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Chastity Bates @dawn_chastity
Finally ordered fifty shames of earl grey. Cannot wait to read!
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Christopher Rice @chrisricewriter
@andrewtshaffer after the west coast commits to a lot of hard work and prayer
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Megan ❤ Hart @Megan_Hart
@andrewtshaffer sure I can "Not as good as the first one."
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Jayelle Anderson @JayelleAnderson
@andrewtshaffer Needs some burning crosses.
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French Hermione @socleveromg
... at least the line "It's so quiet you could hear a peen go soft" made me laugh.
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French Hermione @socleveromg
I'm reading "Fifty Shames of Earl Gray" because I read a funny excerpt on Tumblr. It's pretty dumb, but if nothing else....
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b-rad @thatone_girl07
"Did a steam tsunami melt your face off?" I'm only halfway through and I'm pretty sure @andrewtshaffer has written a masterpiece
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Rita @my_captiveheart
@andrewtshaffer Yes they are. pic.twitter.com/qxibbOymAf
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Rio Theatre @RioTheatre
THE TERMINATOR & THE TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY Double Bill | Friday, September 5. You're welcome, #Vancouver. pic.twitter.com/pvDZgHiNol
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b-rad @thatone_girl07
@andrewtshaffer Makes sense. Thank god for this book, now I can protect myself!
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Christine Maria Rose @cmhepp
@andrewtshaffer @LisaHendrix @elisabethjlane sadly no, obviously a poorly informed judge
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Lisa Hendrix @LisaHendrix
Sharknado cake alert, @andrewtshaffer! RT @cmhepp: @elisabethjlane I love the ag and crafts building pic.twitter.com/EH9gtAXz0K
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WrestlingNewsSource @WNSource
WWE may have to rethink how some of their wording might show up in their mobile alerts #wwe #raw pic.twitter.com/HcSEg1pxwg
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The Asylum @theasylumcc
Always the bridesmaid. #Emmys2014
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Matt White @geekstarter
@andrewtshaffer @tiffanyreisz I'm curious what would be adequately raunchy in your house to merit a contribution to the swear jar.
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Mermaid Sharon @Mojitana
Walmart had plastic shot glasses available in the school supply section. Way to keep it classy, Walmart.
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Elisa Marie @elisamarie
@andrewtshaffer How else will I build my case that he isn't human?
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JOBCAT @mistressmousey
@andrewtshaffer Bring a friend. Someone who doesn't mind getting the stuffing beat out of him/her. :D
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Gwenda Bond @Gwenda
Get ready -- big, beautiful hints on the way! #secretproject (Sharing of these appreciated!)
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susan swinwood @harlequinsue
We'll, if this doesn't make a girl happy, I don't know what will. Thanks @tiffanyreisz and @andrewtshaffer! pic.twitter.com/jrPg0J2Gm7
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ItsCherdo @ItsCherdo
@BlogForBooks Review: bit.ly/1lr4Og2 How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters by Andrew Shaffer
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Mackenzie Megel @mackapedia
My dad is reading a book called "How to Survive the Sharknado" and he is literally 75 pages into it.
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Bill Cameron @bcmystery
@SV_Fnk @andrewtshaffer @DanKrokos When I was a boy, Cameron was a last name, as is proper. Now it's a first name, which is an abomination.
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Bill Cameron @bcmystery
@SV_Fnk @andrewtshaffer @DanKrokos Petulance is such a compelling political philosophy.
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FisterTee @hrsparks
There is a book out there called How to Survive a Sharknado. Lol
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Ed @EFCidade
@andrewtshaffer @erinscafe Oh, please! Here in Pittsburgh, you can go to the moon or get Airport Beaver! pic.twitter.com/xtDcXQ7VTS
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Lauren DeStefano @LaurenDeStefano
Sometimes I think the zombie apocalypse already happened. So many people seem to be wandering around without a brain in their head.
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Erin Faulk @erinscafe
I've been driving since 1 am so this is making me laugh a lot rn. #Furries pic.twitter.com/aOnUTGM8Qr
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Lauren DeStefano @LaurenDeStefano
@andrewtshaffer It's September at the DeStefano house!
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Karen Booth @karenbbooth
Uncomfortable things kids find on your phone--the "sexual activity" you entered in your calorie tracking app.
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Valentine Barker @ChalkyHeart
@xalieri , @tiffanyreisz , @andrewtshaffer , @PaulTobin , @ColleenCoover , and work for @MuseArtDesign . Life is pretty frikkin sweet.
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Valentine Barker @ChalkyHeart
@tiffanyreisz @andrewtshaffer I know I'M proud of it. :)
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Kathryn Rose @_KathrynRose_
@andrewtshaffer They are so good to us. #longlivethefelineoverlords
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Amanda Leduc @AmandaLeduc
@andrewtshaffer BUT YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. Not today, ergo merciful.
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JohnAtlanta @JohnAtlanta
@andrewtshaffer beary nice @chuckpalahniuk @ChelseaCain @Monica_Drake @LidiaYuknavitch
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Elisabeth Rosenthal @nytrosenthal
My kid's 4 hr ER visit for stomach pain here begot a $42,000 bill, incl $12,000 CAT scan & $9000 sono. Now I see why nytimes.com/2014/08/22/art…
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Kendall Ashley @Kendall_Ashley
Got my next book for @BlogForBooks! #sharknado pic.twitter.com/ul1MqGxNqo
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Richard A Marshall @richeymarshall
@andrewtshaffer Best book I've read in a long time & the coolest gift a B Movie fan could get #HowToSurviveASharknado pic.twitter.com/o5bSUyg8oU
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Kate LeDonne @originlbookgirl
#FF Delightful Tweeps:) @filetransferpro @onlyothershoe @austin_ron @RonHall46 @Lawtonpay @andrewtshaffer @tylerc @Mr_S_p_i_k_e
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Misty Nordyke @NordykeAcademy
5 of 5 stars to How to Survive a Sharknado and Other ... by Andrew Shaffer goodreads.com/review/show/10…
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Stella Harris @stellaerotica
@tiffanyreisz Sounds like this kind (from two years ago.) pic.twitter.com/nOpzZdvYYf
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Paul Tobin @PaulTobin
Weekend plans. pic.twitter.com/qsidy6zk2D
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D. Cumings-Peterson @CumingsPeterson
If you're interested in environmental phenomena, go see @andrewtshaffer in Ceder Rapids, at @NewBoBooks! Details in last RT. #sharknado
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Mermaid Sharon @Mojitana
@andrewtshaffer It won't fit in the overhead compartment. @karenstivali
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Gretchen McNeil @GretchenMcNeil
@andrewtshaffer Wasn't "Lucky Thomas" one of the disciples?
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Beth Wade @ArtemisHi
Book Review: How to Survive a Sharknado bloglovin.com/blog/post/4529… on @bloglovin
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Richard A Marshall @richeymarshall
@SyfyUK I feel the #GetRicheyInSharknado3 goal is losing momentum! Please help my quest for B Movie greatness 😊 @IanZiering @andrewtshaffer
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Packy Pie @_LittleLovely_
@tiffanyreisz why was I instantly drawn to the photobombing sharks on Andrew's t-shirt? lol
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Gretchen McCaffrey @gretchen_mccaff
THANK GOD the Sharknado production team gifted my mom a book called "How to Survive a Sharknado" #theanswerisachainsaw
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Amanda Tate @amtateface
The main characters wrote a book called "how to survive sharknado." Excellent.
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Pete Segall @petesegall
@DanielGAlarcon "or: so this just happened"
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Daniel Alarcon @DanielGAlarcon
book idea: a memoir told entirely in humblebrags. proposed title: "This means the world to me."
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Leah @Kiaeh
"how to survive a sharknado" i need this book #sharknado2
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jennifer @cumberdisco
just bought "how to survive a sharknado" im so excited
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Velda @velderia
@andrewtshaffer Wow can someone drag me there?
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Liberty @MissLiberty
@andrewtshaffer I read four books yesterday. I do okay. ;)
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Melville House @melvillehouse
You think it’s a joke. bit.ly/1tg0eEj pic.twitter.com/bTb9YKfpun
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Crown Publishing @CrownPublishing
#Sharknado2 is coming to theaters (for one night only). Get the survival guide: bit.ly/sharkbk insidetv.ew.com/2014/08/04/sha… via @EW
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Sarah Darer Littman @SarahDarerLitt
@EricaHaglund I'm happy our tuitions dollars are supporting @andrewtshaffer. Wait, I mean PREPARING OUR NATION FOR SNARKNADOPOCALYPSE!
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Danielle Llanes @daniellellanes
@tiffanyreisz when I was 12, I joined a Prodigy message board to talk to vampires. It was interesting.
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Inappropriate Dan @DansLoveJuice
Is currently studying how to survive a sharknado. My family will be safe.
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Karen McCoy @KarenmMcCoy
I really need the book How to Survive a Sharknado
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Bobby Ford @Mr___Roboto
@S_M_Johnston Buy this book. It'll help you prepare!! #sharknado #essential pic.twitter.com/3RoiZT7v0I
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Sara is my BAE ❤ @GalaxysAngelQ
@andrewtshaffer I've been reading parts of Fifty Shames of Earl Grey and it's honestly the funniest thing. You're a genius! xD
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Poulpy Chat Féérique @Florent_Poulpy
"How to survive a Sharknado" si ce livre n'existe pas en vrai, c'est la plus grande injustice de l'univers #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
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AcBCdn @AcBCdn
While I am snackin on a delicious bacon bowl meal I can learn to survive a sharknado. instagram.com/p/r2eWj5y5Ct/
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Grace Troxel @BookWithoutPics
From the dusty archives: "Fifty Shames of Earl Grey" by Fanny Merkin (a.k.a. Andrew Shaffer) wp.me/p40NsC-EW
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Olivia Stone @oliviastonebks
@andrewtshaffer Or “counter” could be “adverse,” I suppose. In which case the words are correct, just out of order.
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Erica @EricaHaglund
@andrewtshaffer I feel you should know your book is on display at Stanford pic.twitter.com/ldiSi8cD2L
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Olivia Stone @oliviastonebks
@andrewtshaffer It actually translates to “Literature’s Counter Children” (counter like cross/anti/contradictory or wayward).
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Lex @justusunicorns
@andrewtshaffer Not only can cats sell books, they aren't covered by labor laws! (Seriously: translated into Turkish is cool!)
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Laurie K @eridani99
@andrewtshaffer Well, add it to the To-Be-Written list. I don't know what they are but I'd like to find out.
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Shari Slade @ShariSlade
@andrewtshaffer @eridani99 *has nightmares forever*
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Dina Gachman @TheElf26
@andrewtshaffer and here I was thinking she was a lunatic
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Lisa @lisazj1
@andrewtshaffer @tiffanyreisz @kitty_thomas I am dying to know what MANpires are, do tell! :)
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Robert Misner @Wordsicle
@andrewtshaffer @tiffanyreisz @kitty_thomas 90% sure he's covered in butter
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Hell is Empty @Sleestak
@PaulTobin @rob_mcmonigal that joke should come with a prison sentence for the teller
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Sue @Roselover24
@andrewtshaffer Im still excited getting the book for Zach for his 15th birthday he is a huge fan of sharknados and humorists
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Lady Gaga @ladygaga
I have a slight obsession with Sharknado. What even. 💭
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kitapfest kitapfest @kitapfest
Edebiyatın Aykırı Çocukları; Aşkta Kaybeden Filozoflar'ın Yazarı Andrew Shaffer dlvr.it/6ddGPM #kitap
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Danielle Llanes @daniellellanes
@andrewtshaffer diplo sent me that gif one time...
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shadownlite @shadownlite
@andrewtshaffer The book looks interesting as well. I want to know how to survive a Boarricane.
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Tessa Dare @TessaDare
@andrewtshaffer @FloridaChickie You're either ready to reap this freaky-ass harvest or you're not. (Guessing @tiffanyreisz is in Not column)
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Tessa Dare @TessaDare
@tiffanyreisz @andrewtshaffer @FloridaChickie that shit's so seasonal.
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MT @so_often_empty
@andrewtshaffer I'm finally revealed as the the villain i've always been@tiffanyreisz
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Adam Eastwood @westofeastwood
@andrewtshaffer @tiffanyreisz @DukeOfVinings Pumpking and Dogfish Head just released.
They go fast.
Get thee to a package store!
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k@hy @kathym98
@tiffanyreisz he's easy to please. By cases and store them for all year long
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Bill Cameron @bcmystery
@andrewtshaffer Sluggo is the bear. He's buds with Rally Squatch. @tiffanyreisz @EugeneEmeralds instagram.com/p/ryFoMmuWA6/
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diane young @falloutpewds
*сказал человек, который осилил только треть "тихого дона" и читал пародию на "50 оттенков" "fifty shames of earl grey"*
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Donny Thomas @donnyt2012
Watching #Sharknado2TheSecondOne with my wife. Best movie ever. I see an Oscar coming!!! Gotta get the book "How to survive a Sharknado".
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Brian Lowry @blowryontv
@Variety @awallenstein Lets not rule out "Early bird dinner specials at Applebee's."
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Edan Lepucki @EdanL
At 1 pm I will be signing books at COSTCO in Richmond, CA! Come see me & buy toilet paper at the same time!
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Megan & Emily @Megan_and_Emily
I'm buying Emily the book "how to survive a sharknado" for Christmas. 📖
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Karina Cooper @karinacooper
@andrewtshaffer Please tell me you're working on this. Make my day, Andrew, MAKE MY LIFE.
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Stormy @BeckyStormyLynn
@andrewtshaffer It was your Sharknado book, so I'd classify that as helpful. @IAMLILBUB @RealGrumpyCat
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Stormy @BeckyStormyLynn
I was asked today to put together a "Humorous, Helpful, & Odd" table. Of course @andrewtshaffer, @IAMLILBUB, and @RealGrumpyCat went on it.
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Karina Cooper @karinacooper
True story: I call "shark experts" "sharksperts", think about a year-old exchange with @andrewtshaffer, and giggle like a twelve year old.
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Sam @ssedoryk
Good thing I bought that "how to survive a Sharknado" book
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Recorded Books @recordedbooks
"How to Survive a #Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters" by @andrewtshaffer! #sharkweek ow.ly/AmqYx ow.ly/i/6zfeV
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Amy Zhang @amyzwrites
No, YOU went slightly insane. pic.twitter.com/8kgCJdnjoq
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Vijayalakshmi Harish @GranthaMaven
@andrewtshaffer Thanks for the follow! I loved reading Sharknado!
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Liberty @MissLiberty
Do other people accidentally favorite random tweets while scrolling through their feed? Please say yes.
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SerendipMe @SerendipMe
@andrewtshaffer I have read so many crazy "OH at the bookstore" stories - just boggles!
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Linda McCann Jeffers @LMcCJ
@andrewtshaffer My husband asked for an album, "A female violinist who is naked on the cover." Store help was ready and eager but failed.
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Vinings Dux @DukeOfVinings
@andrewtshaffer this was before blogs existed, son. we had clay tablets. cuneiform.
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Josh Christie @jchristie
@andrewtshaffer Come at the king, you best not miss.
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Vinings Dux @DukeOfVinings
@andrewtshaffer Reminds me of working at the uni library "do you have that article on cancer? my prof said you'd have it." Nope we ran out.
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Jen @JentoInfinity
@andrewtshaffer should have kept score how many times I got obscure emails asking abt "book with blue cover" & how often I got them right.
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Jen @JentoInfinity
@andrewtshaffer yup, super common, especially at indie stores. When I worked at one, that was my biggest job duty. Unofficial librarian.
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Sue London @cmdrsue
@andrewtshaffer this is more common than you may realize. Hubs used to keep up with Oprah book club for just that reason.
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shellistevens @shellistevens
@andrewtshaffer yikes. That narrows it down to…couple thousand? At least?
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Kate LeDonne @originlbookgirl
.@andrewtshaffer Did you go drop a stack of Billie Holiday bios on their head?
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Katee Robert @katee_robert
This is my happy place pic.twitter.com/6mq3wtHtpC
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Chelsea M. Cameron @chel_c_cam
Y'all, if you have Netflix, watch Frisky Business. It's a 6 part show about Britain's largest online adult toy retailer. And it's awesome.
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Sean-Patrick Burke @Sea_Bunker
@andrewtshaffer @darth warning next time please, these tweets are rated PG-17 pic.twitter.com/igiNzRUUMC
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Lord Love-a-Duck @Comte_de_Canard
@FountainBkstore Yep! Can't wait to meet @andrewtshaffer and @tiffanyreisz!
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Joshua Hersh @joshuahersh
Andrew Solomon answers all your questions about Robin Williams and suicide newyorker.com/culture/cultur…
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tonya fulbright @tonyafulbright
@andrewtshaffer @JoeMOwens @emilymphocyte I'm still confused
..lol. Whaaat?
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J.P. Cunningham @jpcauthor
@andrewtshaffer @Powells Now THERE'S an inscription to remember.
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JCH @crossland68
@andrewtshaffer @ImTheQ @JoeMOwens @emilymphocyte There's no part of that headline I enjoyed reading.
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Kitty Thomas @kitty_thomas
@andrewtshaffer LMFAO!!! As Stephen King said... once you become a writer, your days as a member of polite society are numbered anyway.
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Peter Damien @peterdamien
@Rcordas @andrewtshaffer "it IS a phase, but it's lasting longer than my MURDERIN PHASE so that's okay!"
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Linda McCann Jeffers @LMcCJ
@andrewtshaffer No way!

"I hope mine is a phase too. Running to the bank all the time with these residual checks is time consuming."
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James Bennett @I_James_Bennett
@andrewtshaffer 'Why? Can't you read?'
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Jeff Wilser @jeffwilser
I love that my legal book contract actually includes the words "whiskey," "bacon," and "napping."
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Scarlett Parrish @scarlettparrish
@andrewtshaffer If I saw a Shaffershark in a book, I'd lose control of my bowels.
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Ryan Pominville @RDPomin
@andrewtshaffer That's a scary looking shark.
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Peter Damien @peterdamien
@tiffanyreisz @andrewtshaffer doesn't count cause you're a GIRL writer. *snoot*
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Victor Puente @thevictorpuente
@andrewtshaffer @JoeMOwens @emilymphocyte If you watch the story they seem really happy. Still think they should have blurred their faces.
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Tara Benson @tarabluesky
Chilling out in mine right now, @tiffanyreisz 😊 I'm a good little #sinner pic.twitter.com/V2RbhEs0my
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IRONHORSE Formatting @IHFormatting
Ok @andrewtshaffer You wrote the #HowToSurviveASharknado book, now here's your newest challenge. Write this story...and...GO!
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Em The Traumatized @emmapetersen
@andrewtshaffer Thank you for rtng this.
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James Bennett @I_James_Bennett
@andrewtshaffer @JoeMOwens @emilymphocyte Please. His defence is see through.
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Arib Hyder @AribHyder
there is a book called how to survive a sharknado. why is this even a thing?
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Kelly Thul @kellythul
@andrewtshaffer Order just placed. Because one does not simply just listen to a recommendation from @karmic9
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Kelly Thul @kellythul
New @nurtsupp podcast out w/ @karmic9 - swamp rock & swamp monsters chat nurtureandsupport.net/episode-36-ms-… & shoutouts 2 @Amy_Glitters @andrewtshaffer
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Mechalith @Mechalith
@andrewtshaffer @bardonian I'm simultaneously horrified and intrigued.
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Slick Mick @MickDaddy_
My man was just minding his business, eating his chips @eyeFLOODpanties pic.twitter.com/By5ZsR762Z
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Kelly Chadwick @KellyChadwick88
Officially started reading "How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters". Only a few pages in and already awesome
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Chelsea Rachel @chelseagMUA
I would like to thank my co-worker Carmen for informing me that Barnes & Noble sells a book called "How To Survive A Sharknado"
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Classy Guy @PantsFreeZone
Going to the NYC next weekend.

Anyone have a How To Survive A Sharknado Guide lying around that I could borrow?
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Nikki Sixx @NikkiSixx
RT @RollingStone: Gene Simmons' recent comments about suicide and depression have pissed off Nikki Sixx: rol.st/1kEQNdO
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Jenn Lawrence @jennbookshelves
Thank you, @andrewtshaffer @emilygatlin! They love it. Perhaps I should have ordered two! #booksfortupelo pic.twitter.com/O80dZE7zLK
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Elizabeth Wurtzel @LizzieWurtzel
Elizabeth Wurtzel, Author of Prozac Nation, On Depression: youtu.be/y1aS9mVKLug via @YouTube
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molly Davies @merlin7213
After my sister has finished reading it i'm going to read 50 shames of earl grey (a 50 shades of gray parody book)
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muted.com @mutedgear
Literary Rogues - #mutedgear - muted.com/literary-rogue… pic.twitter.com/w9h4Z11tYm
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morgan nadine @morgannadine27
Finally got it! #HowToSurviveASharknado
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Shae Connor @shaeconnor
@andrewtshaffer It should be!
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Margaret Stohl @mstohl
@andrewtshaffer: @mstohl @naturallysteph My closest bookstore is six miles away. Is it okay if I bike?” NO.
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SeisWare @SeisWare
Happy Shark Week! Here is a book titled, "How to Surive a Sharknado" amazon.ca/Survive-Sharkn…
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WordSmiff @ISwearIAintHit
Obama Speech Recap: vine.co/v/M9ir2HpQAAH
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laini taylor @lainitaylor
@titetraductrice That's not how it works. Amazon is trying to undercut publishers' profit. For the stated purpose of market domination.
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Joe Berkowitz @JoeBerkowitz
In Sharknado 2, Ian Ziering & Tara Reid have written a book about the events of Sharknado 1. I'd watch a film about the writing of that book
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laini taylor @lainitaylor
Books are more than paper and ink or the electronic lack of paper and ink. You're not just paying for the delivery system.
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laini taylor @lainitaylor
Baffled by comments to this @leechild things: thepassivevoice.com/08/2014/lee-ch… Do people really think that books have no value besides the cost of--
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Stephanie Perkins @naturallysteph
Today is the day. ISLA has been published. Thank you, dear readers, for all of your patience and support. I hope it was worth the wait. xo
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Anna Banks @ByAnnaBanks
Good call. pic.twitter.com/oUGXvZZoCi
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Wesley Chu @wes_chu
Holy crap. Someone recognized me at breakfast and asked for a photo. Achievement unlocked!
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