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I really need a touch screen computer in my shower with and because that’s where all my thinking goes on…
Unpaid N.Y. parking tickets by UN diplomats
That post apocalyptic image from Gaza looks like it was taken straight from a sci-fi movie.
ProTip: saying “with all the features you don’t have you could build one hell of an app” is not the best way to submit a feature request.
Writing is a way of converting childhood trauma into very small quantities of money.
327 Holocaust survivors accuses Israel of 'genocide of Palestinians' in NYT ad
There's a good way to save time...
iOS 8 & 10.10 — Watch Session 707 of 2014
try Masonry (Obj-C) — It changed my life.
Vi, esse povo de processamento de imagens, visualização, modelagem 3d…não são normais
This puny French vehicle was the world's first modern tank
« On a malheureusement dû débrancher grand-mère. Même si au départ c’était pour recharger mon téléphone. »
How silly of me to assume it was Israeli bombs causing all the damage in Gaza:
Last night my mate asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book.
The future is stupid.
Und wenn das mal nicht eine der steilsten Coverversionen von "Billy Jean" ist, weiß ich's auch nicht:
The "Product Death Cycle" according to David Bland:
Palestinians within 3KM border told to evacuate to shelters where they will also be bombed>Gaza shrunk by 44%.
The area of Gaza that Israel ordered evacuated / is bombing is 44% of the entire Gaza strip.
One of the most powerful news broadcasts I have ever seen: - Please watch & RETWEET! VIDEO
If you're wondering what kind of game I'd make with 1 million dollars, it'd be a bit like the ones I make now but made by a drunk.
Ron Gilbert’s original pitch for Maniac Mansion:
How to Screenshot in 1983.
If u want to share a data between your widget and App using App groups u will need to use containerURLForSecurityApplicationGroupIdentifier
Palestinians Prepare For Massive Ground Invasion
iOS 8 finally adds containsString: to NSString. Here’s some minimal invasive code to retrofit this to iOS 7 as well.
Cooking pasta when suddenly, Cookie Monster
4-year-old: Why do we have to go to church?
Me: Because your mom says we do.
4: Is God scared of Mom, too?
Tengo más sueño que un cesto de gatitos
Finally got myself to publish that post. ‘Why I stopped building startups’ /cc
"90% do que aprendi na faculdade não uso no trabalho." O errado é seu trabalho que desperdiça 90% de você, não o ensino.
A Mac app I use a lot but gets very little recognition:
Pdte de Uruguay Jose Mujica espera turno para ser atendido en Hospital Público Ja! En primero muertos.
Thanks to my friend Peter I now know about the best GIF in existence:
"Its easier to ask forgiveness than it is to run tests"
Merci pour ce délicieux apéro! On vous recommande!
Growing Up: (trigger warning: life)
Watching this year’s WWDC videos is torture. All this amazing stuff that we can’t really use until adoption for iOS 8 is high enough.
One-finger swipe to adjust the compose screen's cursor position by letter.
This French tech school has no teachers, no books, no tuition — and it could change everything
RT : Legacy. Looks easy; should be done in half an hour I reckon.
Response by Ray Kurzweil to the announcement of chatbot Eugene Goostman passing the Turing test | KurzweilAI
I’m proposing that “for fuck’s sake” now be represented by the emoji 4️⃣🐺🍶.
That is all.
For a moment I thought this was , but it’s another Bruce Campbell in Oregon somewhere. Living in a plane.
I love how QuickTime in Yosemite is able to record the screen of an iOS device at 60fps. No more AirPlay or HDMI hacking
Can't believe I hadn't thought of this solution for cable tidying before I saw it on Twitter.
Pretty patterns in Xcode 6 playgrounds:
Also, pretty much all the rotation APIs are now deprecated! You’re not rotating, you’re changing size class!
Did anyone notice or care that the new iOS/Mac developer agreement mentioned something about sending them your first born?
The Swift Programming Language by Apple Inc.
People is getting really anxious
Holy shit. Confronting racism face to face VIDEO
Barack Obama vs. Benjamin Franklin
Got into computers because I enjoyed talking to machines instead of people. Now computers all about talking to people. This is some bullshit
Zuckerberg giving $120m to San Francisco schools. Maybe the rich should pay tax instead of this feudal noblesse oblige bullshit.
Pretty sweet! “: Donnie Darko Retold as an 8-Bit Animated Video Game ”
Thought; Google have identified that drivers can’t click on adverts so the logical conclusion is to eliminate drivers.
France/Europe just needs one one thing to make sure Extreme right never gets this % -> electronic vote + iphone app to vote. DONE.
From now on, Iʼm gonna name all my NSException variables “up”.
At age 77, how am I just learning this now? Like/share if you were as unaware as I.
Jesus tries to come back ALL THE TIME. He gets reborn in Palestine, but never makes it past 4 years old.
Today I found out by accident (forgot a comma while defining an array) that this is valid:
NSString *string = @"a" @"b"; // => "ab"
I don't know the best thing about Switzerland, but I've heard that the flag is an enormous plus.
As long as iOS remains locked-down enough to prevent malware like what we see on PCs, I don’t care how inconvenient it is for us developers.
Human-shaped electrical towers win design contest in Iceland. Such a terrific idea!
Buying books would be a good thing if one could also buy the time to read them in. Schopenhauer
So I looked into ~/Library/Developer/Xcode/iOS DeviceSupport; every iOS rev I every plugged into Xcode left a 400MB dump. Freed 16 GB.
A paper on translating x86 into what looks like English prose, but is valid x86, to mask exploit code. Omg.
Apple dominated the high profit, high revenue, $400+ premium phones segment in Q1 with a huge 60% share. Says it all.
"in apocalyptic films the familiar landmarks are the first to be destroyed; but in post-apocalyptic movies they are all that remains."
Making murder vanish. MT : This is literally the most misleading chart I have ever seen.
That's actually mind blowing: 3d printed stop motion animation (here's a gif )
“What if we cared about those living in poverty as much as we care about celebrities?”
enquanto isso, em algum canto do brasil: mesa de sinuca passa mal e é atendida por ambulância
“Where will jobs for new immigrants come from?” Same place as jobs for the 218 million who arrived before them.
Just skyped a friend so I could walk away from my laptop for a minute. She glared at anyone that walked past. Video chat win.
When you don't consider UX/UI in design: These pencils were withdrawn from US schools h/t
This is really awesome Congrats UE4 team! VIDEO
This is what you get when you analyze big data with no theory.
RT : 20 years of subway evolution in Rio & Shanghai
~12% of all bitcoin created to date have been stolen. Wow.
"50 Cent dubbed over a Jehovah's Witnesses trying to get deaf people to stop masturbating" Title says it all. Go.
" Half of all bitcoins in circulation belong to just 927 individuals. "
Also, this one. If someone ever asks you whether Mac OS X is really easier to use than other systems, show them this:
A banker, min. wage worker and immigrant at a table. There’s 12 biscuits. The banker takes 11 and says: “that immigrant wants your biscuit”
Listen to OS X /dev/urandom:
$ brew install sox
$ cat /dev/urandom | sox -traw -r44100 -b16 -e unsigned-integer - -tcoreaudio
Soyons créatif c'est plus chouette
The line isn't atheist/theist, it's dogma/experience - and the worst tragedy of humanity is how much dogma wound up winning
The internet was invented so someone could ask this question - and get an answer:
I've been using vim for a few years now. Namely because I still haven't found out how to quit it.
Outra foto do menino do poste, tirada pelo Rugendas:
If you are an iOS developer go get
Please state your reasons for applying for this job:
Under capitalism I am compelled to sell my labour in order to subsist.
Have you been making a fuss about perceived “sexism” in software? Yes? Then read this, please.
This is about the most cringeworthy thing I’ve seen. But note how Bill Gates introduces himself. VIDEO
Fui realizar uma operação no *Itaú Empresas* e apareceu isso. Não sei o que comentar. Só comecei a rir forte na hora.
An optical illusion, clouds rolling in over the mountains looks like a Tsunami, Geneva, Switzerland
Pope Francis said the internet is "a gift from God." Sounds like somebody hasn't scrolled down to the comments section yet.
did you know you could style console logs? console.log('%c CIAO! ', 'color: white; background: red; font-weight: bold');
“: I just don't know why there are so many xenophobic idiots arou- oh hang on, yes I do. I know exactly why. ”
I wish I could see reactions over email.
One of the first things I realised after moving to Europe: There is no such thing as German, or French, or Spanish.
Coincidence? I don’t think so. Use Fahrenheit, go to jail.
Saddest thing you’ll hear all day: Curiosity has a little speaker that it used to play Happy Birthday to itself on Mars.
"Income Inequality" will a big theme at Davos next week. For roughly $40,000, you can go there and join the discussion.
I love each and every one of you like My own son, whom I killed.
TIL tem 40% de imposto sobre material escolar no Brasil. Se isso fosse um país sério teria era subsídio numa coisa dessas.
Lexical distances between the languages of Europe
Pure gold: OSX / UNIX terminal tips
This is hilarious. An Instagram feed mainly dedicated to the poor men that get dragged shopping. via
These two circles are perfectly round.
“If I ever need SEO services, I'll just google for "SEO" and click the top result, which obviously is your company.” — My standard reply
Whoa: Watch Scientists Use Sound Waves to Make Things Levitate: What we see in their latest proof of concept c...
My 2013 resolution was to eat an apple a day. I still have a few more hours to eat 365 apples.
Had 3 machines, 1 was readonly. Btsync kept overwriting recent changes with old data from time to time.
Don't feel bad about not reaching your 2013 goals. Earth spent the year travelling 585 million miles and ended up in the same fucking place.
How to measure the speed of light with a hot dog (sausage) and your microwave. Because Science!!!
We set up a tiny Mac mini in the closet. It runs OwnCloud with BitTorrent Sync. Works beautifully (76 day uptime and counting.)
“: OH re: latest Chinese-funded jailbreak for the iPhone: "Listen, it's my way or the Huawei"”
Greater Tokyo superimposed over England (to give some sense of scale)
Cometí el error de abrir facebook y ya están los mensajes con deseos infinitos. Ni mudarte de país es opción. Fiestas de mierda.
`evil.sh` [...] shell tweaks that will slowly drive people insane /by
Alcohol is never the answer... But it does help you forget the question.
Pour l'AFP, un cookie ets un petit logiciel. Par soucis de vulgarisation, je propose aussi qu'on définisse un poney comme un petit éléphant.
As far as I know, Snowden is the first person charged under the Espionage Act for revealing something a court later ruled unconstitutional.
Google motto 2004: Don't be evil
Google motto 2010: Evil is tricky to define
Google motto 2013: We make military robots
The rate popups issue isn't about rate popups. It's about influential people inciting their followers to attack the apps of other developers
In Hanoi under French rule, paying a bounty for each rat pelt handed in was intended to exterminate rats. Instead, it led to rat farming.
Scientific proof that cats are evil and will steal your soul.
Hangover subsiding, incredibly unsettling reality that google became a military contractor setting in
Handy undocumented iTunes web API for retrieving app info via bundle ID:
Banksy about advertising:
Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself? Software development is the career for you!
Wow, 3D printers are really coming along.
What if you train a Markov chain on the King James Bible and Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs? :-D
The human immune system in action
Remember: Apple’s products are never buggy, but sometimes they are “differently magical”.
Holy shit they actually filmed the Breaking Bad/Malcolm in the Middle ending just for fun?? || VIDEO
How to look like Batman, using your cat.
This will always be one of my favourite cartoons.
USB connector superposition strikes again
just testing Drifter on surround monitors, 5760x1080 resolution, no big deal
Using BBM for iOS is the new snapchat, except the whole company will disappear.
"Don’t give up on a dream simply because of the time it will take. The time will pass anyway."
Toda vez que alguém fala "Jobs deve estar se revirando no túmulo", um panda morre!
The forensic labs that are paid, not per test, but per test leading to a conviction What could go wrong?
WHY NO 2YRS AGO?RT : Old devices can now download older versions of apps for compatibility:
Mysterious Cities of Gold Kickstarter funded in 5 days! Congrats to my friends over at
An adorable animation of the sun destroying Earth! Plus some fun solar system facts:
So this fabric conditioner ad from India might be your WTF moment of the day
I live in wrong place “: Sunlight in Europe and the USA in hours per year.
Como passar da conta: "Receita vai usar reconhecimento facial p/ identificar suspeitos de não declarar bens"
IKEA's meatballs are made from the people who couldn't find the way out.
OH : "The NSA is the only part of the government that actually listens to the people."
Sneak look at the plugin you say? Check it
Beauty in the confluence of the natural and the artificial.
Heh. Just learned the slang for "programmer" in China is "码农" (code peasant).
You can use objects as keys in NSDictionary - NSDictionary will use the -hash value for location.
Holy shit, this is crazy to read.
The Ethics of Saving Lives With Autonomous Cars Are Far Murkier Than You Think: There's little doubt that robo...
Here is the UIImage category that apple uses to blur:
These are all 3D renders. Every single one of them. Unbelievable...
This is so beautiful! RT “: Fog over Cape Town, South Africa ”
"If you're not embarrassed by your first launch, you launched too late." - Founder of LinkedIn... which is still embarrassing after a decade
so glad it is not April 1. incredible - RT : It really is. Watch it. “: This. Is. Wow. ”
Imagine no provisions,
it isn’t hard to do.
Nothing to sign or download,
and no reference too...
"If you don't believe there is a God to answer to why don't you go round raping & murdering as much as you want?"
I do, which is not at all
I am crying from happiness. Apple FINALLY introduces “Transporter” for uploading bulk App localizations
I love what this backdoor-installing trojan does to OS X’s “Are you sure you want to open?” panel
Comprehensive list of printers that leave unique watermarks for forensic analysis: (thanks !)
Giving up the milkshakes -
Turned out a lot bloody longer than I expected. , in the end I give up drinking
America: the country where hackers get more jail time than rapists and murderers walk free.
I love how the only *actual buttons* in iOS 7 are the ones that generate Apple revenue.