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"This is what the Internet actually looks like: The undersea cables wiring the Earth"
~12% of all bitcoin created to date have been stolen. Wow.
"50 Cent dubbed over a Jehovah's Witnesses trying to get deaf people to stop masturbating" Title says it all. Go.
" Half of all bitcoins in circulation belong to just 927 individuals. "
in case you're wondering how bitcoin works: imagine you take your real money and put it inside computer. then you say goodbye to the money
Also, this one. If someone ever asks you whether Mac OS X is really easier to use than other systems, show them this:
Listen to OS X /dev/urandom:
$ brew install sox
$ cat /dev/urandom | sox -traw -r44100 -b16 -e unsigned-integer - -tcoreaudio
Soyons créatif c'est plus chouette
The line isn't atheist/theist, it's dogma/experience - and the worst tragedy of humanity is how much dogma wound up winning
I've been using vim for a few years now. Namely because I still haven't found out how to quit it.
Outra foto do menino do poste, tirada pelo Rugendas:
If you are an iOS developer go get
Please state your reasons for applying for this job:
Under capitalism I am compelled to sell my labour in order to subsist.
Have you been making a fuss about perceived “sexism” in software? Yes? Then read this, please.
This is about the most cringeworthy thing I’ve seen. But note how Bill Gates introduces himself. VIDEO
Fui realizar uma operação no *Itaú Empresas* e apareceu isso. Não sei o que comentar. Só comecei a rir forte na hora.
An optical illusion, clouds rolling in over the mountains looks like a Tsunami, Geneva, Switzerland
Pope Francis said the internet is "a gift from God." Sounds like somebody hasn't scrolled down to the comments section yet.
did you know you could style console logs? console.log('%c CIAO! ', 'color: white; background: red; font-weight: bold');
“: I just don't know why there are so many xenophobic idiots arou- oh hang on, yes I do. I know exactly why. ”
I wish I could see reactions over email.
One of the first things I realised after moving to Europe: There is no such thing as German, or French, or Spanish.
Coincidence? I don’t think so. Use Fahrenheit, go to jail.
Only one country in the world imprisons over 700 of every 100,000 people. It's marked in red.
Saddest thing you’ll hear all day: Curiosity has a little speaker that it used to play Happy Birthday to itself on Mars.
"Income Inequality" will a big theme at Davos next week. For roughly $40,000, you can go there and join the discussion.
I love each and every one of you like My own son, whom I killed.
What do you need rights for?
TIL tem 40% de imposto sobre material escolar no Brasil. Se isso fosse um país sério teria era subsídio numa coisa dessas.
Lexical distances between the languages of Europe
Pure gold: OSX / UNIX terminal tips
This is hilarious. An Instagram feed mainly dedicated to the poor men that get dragged shopping. via
These two circles are perfectly round.
“If I ever need SEO services, I'll just google for "SEO" and click the top result, which obviously is your company.” — My standard reply
Whoa: Watch Scientists Use Sound Waves to Make Things Levitate: What we see in their latest proof of concept c...
My 2013 resolution was to eat an apple a day. I still have a few more hours to eat 365 apples.
Had 3 machines, 1 was readonly. Btsync kept overwriting recent changes with old data from time to time.
Don't feel bad about not reaching your 2013 goals. Earth spent the year travelling 585 million miles and ended up in the same fucking place.
How to measure the speed of light with a hot dog (sausage) and your microwave. Because Science!!!
We set up a tiny Mac mini in the closet. It runs OwnCloud with BitTorrent Sync. Works beautifully (76 day uptime and counting.)
“: OH re: latest Chinese-funded jailbreak for the iPhone: "Listen, it's my way or the Huawei"”
Greater Tokyo superimposed over England (to give some sense of scale)
Cometí el error de abrir facebook y ya están los mensajes con deseos infinitos. Ni mudarte de país es opción. Fiestas de mierda.
`evil.sh` [...] shell tweaks that will slowly drive people insane /by
Alcohol is never the answer... But it does help you forget the question.
Pour l'AFP, un cookie ets un petit logiciel. Par soucis de vulgarisation, je propose aussi qu'on définisse un poney comme un petit éléphant.
As far as I know, Snowden is the first person charged under the Espionage Act for revealing something a court later ruled unconstitutional.
Google motto 2004: Don't be evil
Google motto 2010: Evil is tricky to define
Google motto 2013: We make military robots
The rate popups issue isn't about rate popups. It's about influential people inciting their followers to attack the apps of other developers
In Hanoi under French rule, paying a bounty for each rat pelt handed in was intended to exterminate rats. Instead, it led to rat farming.
Scientific proof that cats are evil and will steal your soul.
Hangover subsiding, incredibly unsettling reality that google became a military contractor setting in
Handy undocumented iTunes web API for retrieving app info via bundle ID:
Banksy about advertising:
Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself? Software development is the career for you!
Wow, 3D printers are really coming along.
What if you train a Markov chain on the King James Bible and Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs? :-D
The human immune system in action
Remember: Apple’s products are never buggy, but sometimes they are “differently magical”.
Holy shit they actually filmed the Breaking Bad/Malcolm in the Middle ending just for fun?? || VIDEO
How to look like Batman, using your cat.
This will always be one of my favourite cartoons.
USB connector superposition strikes again
just testing Drifter on surround monitors, 5760x1080 resolution, no big deal
Using BBM for iOS is the new snapchat, except the whole company will disappear.
"Don’t give up on a dream simply because of the time it will take. The time will pass anyway."
Toda vez que alguém fala "Jobs deve estar se revirando no túmulo", um panda morre!
The forensic labs that are paid, not per test, but per test leading to a conviction What could go wrong?
WHY NO 2YRS AGO?RT : Old devices can now download older versions of apps for compatibility:
Mysterious Cities of Gold Kickstarter funded in 5 days! Congrats to my friends over at
An adorable animation of the sun destroying Earth! Plus some fun solar system facts:
So this fabric conditioner ad from India might be your WTF moment of the day
I live in wrong place “: Sunlight in Europe and the USA in hours per year.
Como passar da conta: "Receita vai usar reconhecimento facial p/ identificar suspeitos de não declarar bens"
IKEA's meatballs are made from the people who couldn't find the way out.
OH : "The NSA is the only part of the government that actually listens to the people."
Sneak look at the plugin you say? Check it
Beauty in the confluence of the natural and the artificial.
Heh. Just learned the slang for "programmer" in China is "码农" (code peasant).
You can use objects as keys in NSDictionary - NSDictionary will use the -hash value for location.
Holy shit, this is crazy to read.
The Ethics of Saving Lives With Autonomous Cars Are Far Murkier Than You Think: There's little doubt that robo...
Here is the UIImage category that apple uses to blur:
These are all 3D renders. Every single one of them. Unbelievable...
This is so beautiful! RT “: Fog over Cape Town, South Africa ”
"If you're not embarrassed by your first launch, you launched too late." - Founder of LinkedIn... which is still embarrassing after a decade
so glad it is not April 1. incredible - RT : It really is. Watch it. “: This. Is. Wow. ”
Imagine no provisions,
it isn’t hard to do.
Nothing to sign or download,
and no reference too...
"If you don't believe there is a God to answer to why don't you go round raping & murdering as much as you want?"
I do, which is not at all
I am crying from happiness. Apple FINALLY introduces “Transporter” for uploading bulk App localizations
I love what this backdoor-installing trojan does to OS X’s “Are you sure you want to open?” panel
Comprehensive list of printers that leave unique watermarks for forensic analysis: (thanks !)
Giving up the milkshakes -
Turned out a lot bloody longer than I expected. , in the end I give up drinking
America: the country where hackers get more jail time than rapists and murderers walk free.
I love how the only *actual buttons* in iOS 7 are the ones that generate Apple revenue.
The Most Dangerous Man in the World and How to Stop Him -
Isostick, best purchase ever
I hate Russian Dolls, they’re so full of themselves …
So awesome. New estimate is there are 60 billion habitable planets in the Milky Way.
EU leaders 'outraged' at USA spying revealed by Snowden, display their gratitude by denying him sanctuary and shutting airspace to asylum.
Wow RT : AMAZING: Throngs of Egyptians aim laser pointers at military helicopter flying overhead
Think about it. (Good luck concentrating now.)
My 7 year old found a box of 3.5" disks in my office, he said (and I quote) "are they like a collecting card game from Victorian times?"
Someone wrote ad adapters for CPI networks not support by the Admob mediation layer
Give a man a video game he is amused for a few hours. Teach him to code video games he lives in his parents’ basement until 35
Absolutely jaw-dropping photo of the massive protests in Rio
This guy wins Vine. You can all go home now
Aprendi que tínhamos os sólidos, líquidos e gases. Depois adicionaram os plasmas. Fui olhar a lista e agora são > 20
Jony Ive redesigns the Apple logo
Apple probably spent months doing these icons, someone’s improved them ten fold in a matter of hours.
Well this is pretty terrifying.
Hah, remember that crazy time where if you got caught spying on a small group of people you were actually forced to resign your presidency?
Here's a Google doc with the Page and Zuckerberg denials: Similar passages are bolded.
"Whose dick do I have to suck to get on to this f***ing platform?"
To solve I had to:
rm -rf ~/Library/Caches/com.twitter*
rm -rf ~/Library/Containers/com.twitter*
rm -rf ~/Library/Preferences/com.twitter*
"90% of the scientists ever are alive right now." That is how new science is. We are just getting started.
Si tu iPhone se mojó, mételo en un plato lleno de arroz durante la noche. El arroz atraerá a los chinos y ellos lo arreglarán.
Nomad - an essential set of command line utilities for iOS Development:
“GIF images are limited to 256 colors.” → Myth busted!
Here’s a true-color GIF with 32697 colors:
one to remember for the future ;)
Having trouble generating a new developer certificate for iOS? The only way around it is to revoke your old certificates. Not documented.
render into a 1x1 context to trigger decompression and that is fastest. Enable keeping of decomped Version in cgimagesource
Geek productivity at work:
The graph is incredibly accurate.
If Tetris has taught me anything, it is that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.
Require Congressmen & Senators to wear logos of their financial backers on their clothing, like NASCAR drivers do.
“: Science explaining religion ”/ the alchemy explanation.
For reasons unexplained, every person in the world is born with a large gaping hole in their chest.
More than 2000 livers awaiting transplant are tossed every year. Here's a machine that could save them:
Finally, a simple and pragmatic way to do addition in PHP
"Needles to say..." what an addict thing to say.
Someday in the future at least one of our big Hollywood disaster movies will be misinterpreted as historical record.
Quadcopters at its best! "Watch These Quadcopters Flip A Reverse Pendulum Into The Air And Catch It"
Getting the next power of two - comparing algorithms, with analysis of disassembled code — by yours truly.
It’s not anecdotal evidence, it’s artisanal data.
“: Thailand has the best queue system :)))) ”
Everyone needs this. right now.
This is fun :) traceroute 126.96.36.199
Descartes walks into a bar. the bartender says “hey, descartes, you want a beer?” Descartes replies, “I think not,” and disappears.
Why men shouldn't write advice columns…
“: On OSX 10.8, hold command and drag&drop folder into terminal to change directory.”
Dev: "It works on my machine, just not on the server." Me: "Ok, backup your mail. We're putting your laptop into production."
between 1 and 2: use concurrent queues to maximize CPU usage and dispatch_barrier_sync to wait for all to complete
Ever wonder how a key works? Here's a GIF:
Animate.css – Just-add-water CSS animation
To Do List :
1: Buy 4 Pigs
2: Paint numbers 1,2,3 & 5 on their backs
3: Release them in Wal-Mart
4: Sit back watch Security search for #4
Backwards compatibility with the Old Testament seems like a limitation now, but at the time it was important to encourage adoption.
A knight can visit each square on a chess board exactly once.
"I don't get why people ever played old video games. They're boring! No story, no ambience."
Corner Radiuses of iOS Icons at Different Sizes via
Eu nunca mando gente que eu odeio para o inferno. Quando eu morrer, não quero ver esses idiotas por lá.
I also think people don't realise that NSString characters aren't what we expect.
e.g. [@"💣" length] == 2
characterAtIndex can be risky
UIImage-ASImage: UIImage category, which simplifies loading of non-bundled images using via
I just did a blog post about 'Animation-Chain' for iOS:
ABStoreKitHelper - Helper class to ease interaction with Apple's StoreKit API (IAP)
How To Easily Create A Cocos2D AI Controlled Actors With A Finite State Machine Compiler via
I've read 1 page of "Inside Apple" and it's already more interesting and engaging than the entirety of Isaacson's Jobs bio.
Simple Secure Storage in iOS
Tip: if something outputs JSON on the command line (like a curl command), you can pipe it to "python -mjson.tool" to get it formatted nicely
Personal goal for this weekend: do not work. I give my chances 50/50 at best of meeting this goal however.
I didn't know that they killed the "parentViewController" in iOS5.. now you have to use [self presentingViewController]
If you are a dev working with , have a look at , buy it and thanks for his amazing tool.
People on dev forums are talking about optimisation errors on armv6 with llvm3. Turn off optimisation fixes it...
Wonderful 8-bit Steve Jobs tribute -
yes that's right, just been reading about references to an atv3 in the iOS5 code. Probably a while away from release though.
Roomba found safely under the wardrobe. Stand down Skynet alert.
What asshole came up with this PDF mode: "Fill out this form. You can't save data typed into this form. Please print...
OPPONENTS DECRY CENSORSHIP, ABUSE OF DUE PROCESS, GOVERNMENT OVERREACH / 2009 via
If you want to sponsor Update 2011, today is the last day to tell us. Our materials, are going to print tomorrow.
I'll give you time to get gussied up next year.
just move there already! :P
If you're compiling with a newish version of LLVM and getting warnings from Reachability.h, you might like this post: http://bit.ly/liRXL1
In my days we didn't have no fancy reference counting compilers. Our code was slow and crashy and we liked it. We loved it!
Also, go fuck yourself, with your £5 debit/credit card fee on a £80 booking.