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What if you train a Markov chain on the King James Bible and Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs? :-D
The human immune system in action
Remember: Apple’s products are never buggy, but sometimes they are “differently magical”.
Holy shit they actually filmed the Breaking Bad/Malcolm in the Middle ending just for fun?? || VIDEO
How to look like Batman, using your cat.
This will always be one of my favourite cartoons.
USB connector superposition strikes again
just testing Drifter on surround monitors, 5760x1080 resolution, no big deal
Using BBM for iOS is the new snapchat, except the whole company will disappear.
"Don’t give up on a dream simply because of the time it will take. The time will pass anyway."
Toda vez que alguém fala "Jobs deve estar se revirando no túmulo", um panda morre!
The forensic labs that are paid, not per test, but per test leading to a conviction What could go wrong?
WHY NO 2YRS AGO?RT : Old devices can now download older versions of apps for compatibility:
Futuristic workstation, 1970s style. I want one.
Mysterious Cities of Gold Kickstarter funded in 5 days! Congrats to my friends over at
An adorable animation of the sun destroying Earth! Plus some fun solar system facts:
So this fabric conditioner ad from India might be your WTF moment of the day
I live in wrong place “: Sunlight in Europe and the USA in hours per year.
Como passar da conta: "Receita vai usar reconhecimento facial p/ identificar suspeitos de não declarar bens"
IKEA's meatballs are made from the people who couldn't find the way out.
OH : "The NSA is the only part of the government that actually listens to the people."
Sneak look at the plugin you say? Check it
Beauty in the confluence of the natural and the artificial.
Heh. Just learned the slang for "programmer" in China is "码农" (code peasant).
You can use objects as keys in NSDictionary - NSDictionary will use the -hash value for location.
Holy shit, this is crazy to read.
The Ethics of Saving Lives With Autonomous Cars Are Far Murkier Than You Think: There's little doubt that robo...
Here is the UIImage category that apple uses to blur:
These are all 3D renders. Every single one of them. Unbelievable...
This is so beautiful! RT “: Fog over Cape Town, South Africa ”
"If you're not embarrassed by your first launch, you launched too late." - Founder of LinkedIn... which is still embarrassing after a decade
so glad it is not April 1. incredible - RT : It really is. Watch it. “: This. Is. Wow. ”
Imagine no provisions,
it isn’t hard to do.
Nothing to sign or download,
and no reference too...
"If you don't believe there is a God to answer to why don't you go round raping & murdering as much as you want?"
I do, which is not at all
I am crying from happiness. Apple FINALLY introduces “Transporter” for uploading bulk App localizations
I love what this backdoor-installing trojan does to OS X’s “Are you sure you want to open?” panel
Comprehensive list of printers that leave unique watermarks for forensic analysis: (thanks !)
Giving up the milkshakes -
Turned out a lot bloody longer than I expected. , in the end I give up drinking
America: the country where hackers get more jail time than rapists and murderers walk free.
I love how the only *actual buttons* in iOS 7 are the ones that generate Apple revenue.
The Most Dangerous Man in the World and How to Stop Him -
Isostick, best purchase ever
I hate Russian Dolls, they’re so full of themselves …
So awesome. New estimate is there are 60 billion habitable planets in the Milky Way.
EU leaders 'outraged' at USA spying revealed by Snowden, display their gratitude by denying him sanctuary and shutting airspace to asylum.
Wow RT : AMAZING: Throngs of Egyptians aim laser pointers at military helicopter flying overhead
Think about it. (Good luck concentrating now.)
My 7 year old found a box of 3.5" disks in my office, he said (and I quote) "are they like a collecting card game from Victorian times?"
Someone wrote ad adapters for CPI networks not support by the Admob mediation layer
Give a man a video game he is amused for a few hours. Teach him to code video games he lives in his parents’ basement until 35
Absolutely jaw-dropping photo of the massive protests in Rio
This guy wins Vine. You can all go home now
Aprendi que tínhamos os sólidos, líquidos e gases. Depois adicionaram os plasmas. Fui olhar a lista e agora são > 20
Jony Ive redesigns the Apple logo
Apple probably spent months doing these icons, someone’s improved them ten fold in a matter of hours.
Well this is pretty terrifying.
Hah, remember that crazy time where if you got caught spying on a small group of people you were actually forced to resign your presidency?
Here's a Google doc with the Page and Zuckerberg denials: Similar passages are bolded.
"Whose dick do I have to suck to get on to this f***ing platform?"
To solve I had to:
rm -rf ~/Library/Caches/com.twitter*
rm -rf ~/Library/Containers/com.twitter*
rm -rf ~/Library/Preferences/com.twitter*
"90% of the scientists ever are alive right now." That is how new science is. We are just getting started.
Si tu iPhone se mojó, mételo en un plato lleno de arroz durante la noche. El arroz atraerá a los chinos y ellos lo arreglarán.
Nomad - an essential set of command line utilities for iOS Development:
“GIF images are limited to 256 colors.” → Myth busted!
Here’s a true-color GIF with 32697 colors:
one to remember for the future ;)
Having trouble generating a new developer certificate for iOS? The only way around it is to revoke your old certificates. Not documented.
render into a 1x1 context to trigger decompression and that is fastest. Enable keeping of decomped Version in cgimagesource
Geek productivity at work:
The graph is incredibly accurate.
If Tetris has taught me anything, it is that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.
Require Congressmen & Senators to wear logos of their financial backers on their clothing, like NASCAR drivers do.
“: Science explaining religion ”/ the alchemy explanation.
For reasons unexplained, every person in the world is born with a large gaping hole in their chest.
More than 2000 livers awaiting transplant are tossed every year. Here's a machine that could save them:
Finally, a simple and pragmatic way to do addition in PHP
"Needles to say..." what an addict thing to say.
Someday in the future at least one of our big Hollywood disaster movies will be misinterpreted as historical record.
Quadcopters at its best! "Watch These Quadcopters Flip A Reverse Pendulum Into The Air And Catch It"
Getting the next power of two - comparing algorithms, with analysis of disassembled code — by yours truly.
It’s not anecdotal evidence, it’s artisanal data.
“: Thailand has the best queue system :)))) ”
Everyone needs this. right now.
This is fun :) traceroute 220.127.116.11
Descartes walks into a bar. the bartender says “hey, descartes, you want a beer?” Descartes replies, “I think not,” and disappears.
Why men shouldn't write advice columns…
“: On OSX 10.8, hold command and drag&drop folder into terminal to change directory.”
Dev: "It works on my machine, just not on the server." Me: "Ok, backup your mail. We're putting your laptop into production."
between 1 and 2: use concurrent queues to maximize CPU usage and dispatch_barrier_sync to wait for all to complete
Ever wonder how a key works? Here's a GIF:
Animate.css – Just-add-water CSS animation
To Do List :
1: Buy 4 Pigs
2: Paint numbers 1,2,3 & 5 on their backs
3: Release them in Wal-Mart
4: Sit back watch Security search for #4
Backwards compatibility with the Old Testament seems like a limitation now, but at the time it was important to encourage adoption.
A knight can visit each square on a chess board exactly once.
"I don't get why people ever played old video games. They're boring! No story, no ambience."
Corner Radiuses of iOS Icons at Different Sizes via
Whoa, l'article qu'on attendait depuis des années. A lire absolument, particulierement si vous etes RH.
Eu nunca mando gente que eu odeio para o inferno. Quando eu morrer, não quero ver esses idiotas por lá.
I also think people don't realise that NSString characters aren't what we expect.
e.g. [@"💣" length] == 2
characterAtIndex can be risky
UIImage-ASImage: UIImage category, which simplifies loading of non-bundled images using via
I just did a blog post about 'Animation-Chain' for iOS:
ABStoreKitHelper - Helper class to ease interaction with Apple's StoreKit API (IAP)
How To Easily Create A Cocos2D AI Controlled Actors With A Finite State Machine Compiler via
I've read 1 page of "Inside Apple" and it's already more interesting and engaging than the entirety of Isaacson's Jobs bio.
Simple Secure Storage in iOS
Tip: if something outputs JSON on the command line (like a curl command), you can pipe it to "python -mjson.tool" to get it formatted nicely
Personal goal for this weekend: do not work. I give my chances 50/50 at best of meeting this goal however.
I didn't know that they killed the "parentViewController" in iOS5.. now you have to use [self presentingViewController]
People on dev forums are talking about optimisation errors on armv6 with llvm3. Turn off optimisation fixes it...
Wonderful 8-bit Steve Jobs tribute -
yes that's right, just been reading about references to an atv3 in the iOS5 code. Probably a while away from release though.
Roomba found safely under the wardrobe. Stand down Skynet alert.
What asshole came up with this PDF mode: "Fill out this form. You can't save data typed into this form. Please print...
OPPONENTS DECRY CENSORSHIP, ABUSE OF DUE PROCESS, GOVERNMENT OVERREACH / 2009 via
If you want to sponsor Update 2011, today is the last day to tell us. Our materials, are going to print tomorrow.
I'll give you time to get gussied up next year.
just move there already! :P
If you're compiling with a newish version of LLVM and getting warnings from Reachability.h, you might like this post: http://bit.ly/liRXL1
In my days we didn't have no fancy reference counting compilers. Our code was slow and crashy and we liked it. We loved it!
Also, go fuck yourself, with your £5 debit/credit card fee on a £80 booking.
Google Search app for iPhone introduces new side-swipe toolbar and other UI tweaks
"Fukushima No1 3rd reactor *not* breached by explosion" says TEPCO official. Somewhat faster turnaround than last time :|
If you haven't responded to an email older than 30 days, just delete it. You will never do it.
How slow? Do you think mobfox is the best we non US based developers can get?
Practical design patterns with block and Grand Central Dispatch http://akos.ma/1sa
Ping me if you want my ticket for half price and go there with & co
Growl notifications for new mail in Outlook 2011 Mac: http://mattgemmell.com/using-growl-with-microsoft-outlook
10 Terminal Tricks for Mac OS X I like: http://www.slideshare.net/copernic67/10-terminal-tricks-for-mac-os-x
So, now that I have Reeder on my iPad, I need for iPad.
Was incredibly tired, had 3 hours sleep, now wide awake at 11:30pm. WTF body?
MoneyBook 2.0 su AppStore http://bit.ly/aqWn6b
Boston has impt pockets of excellence and great companies - talent magnets , , http://bit.ly/9Trxm2http://j.mp/b5XJLQ
New solution: Everybody drive your cars into the gulf with your gas caps open! You'll get a full tank and we'll only charge $20 cash!
Mobilité au quotidien: l'iPad m'a sauver: Dans le train pour Genève, j'étais hier en train de rédiger quelques lig... http://bit.ly/cy36UO
Just saw twitter search results that make me think Twitter's now expanding bit.ly links and checking the expanded link for the term. ?
aaand 2 more promocodes for our app: TYAPLPWKWRRL and ETF96Y9PA4TR
Was about to say it's 9-2, but now it's 10-2. Hard to keep up with all these Yankee runs.
Starbucks now has Happy Hour! Sweeeeet!!!
Girl: I'm not religious but I'm spiritual. Guy: I'm not honest, but you're really interesting.
[Blog] 10 years of SOAP!: This is a historic week for SOAP .. it was on April 26, 2000 that the SOAP v1.1 specific... http://bit.ly/c3pXdM
I've retweeted myself. My life is now complete.
Pendant que tout le monde twittait en regardant twitter à la télé, moi je m'empiffrais de gambas à l'ail
To make any view have round corners: <QuartzCore/QuartzCore.h> view.layer.cornerRadius = 5.0; Have it on a tableview, georgeous!
The iPad display is arsenic-free. Cool, we can lick it.
Haïti: un pays entier se mobilise pour sauver les mass media
Going to help DNA set up an iPhone dev environment. Wonder if we'll see some decent apps from NZ corporates soon.
There are two ways to looking at old code: "I can't believe I wrote this code" and "I can't believe I wrote this code."
Why I Won’t Sign Your NDA: see reason #7: http://mixergy.com/why-i-wont-sign-your-nda/
Continuously rebuilding a project doesn't make bugs go away, but I like to think it does.
eHere's an e-mail heuristic: If a message contains the word "B2B," mark it as spam and blacklist the sender.
If you make a button of type UIButtonTypeInfoLight and set the image, you can get the cool white glow around it upon touch
To satisfy your childhood curiosity about what it's like to be invisible, I invite you to visit the Apple store shortly before Christmas.
VISE X is to installers as StuffIt is to compression programs.
There would be less anti-semites if more people realized that Jews invented bagels!
I'm thinking the iPhone docs should have a different colored background to the Mac docs. Forever looking at the wrong ones.
When you catch yourself staring at a random source file, scrolling up and down looking for nothing in particular, it's beer O'clock.
Thanks ObjC.. You've been a huge help. http://qkpic.com/0177a
The UN, the Israelis and the Palestinians should use http://www.doodle.com more often. I'm sure they'd find an agreement faster.
Mi mujer acaba de recibir el Premio Nobel™®© de la Empanada. Ella dice sentirse "surprised and humbled" por la decisión.
Twitterrific (Mac version) makes me want to write a twitter client on Mac THAT SUPPORTS COPY PASTE. I don't want to copy the status URL...
Finally installed ClickToFlash recently and absolutely love it. Kicking myself for not getting it much earlier.
Dear Snow Leopard: When I try to open something, give me an open dialog. The external HD I only use for Time Machine is not usually needed.
Putain, regarder la finale de Secret Story (rien suivi, comprends rien) en bouffant des spätzli au fromage, c'est pas un peu la loose?
Il y a trop de monstres tentaculaires violets dans la galaxie. Il faudrait qu'ils rentrent chez eux.
Skype should publish the audio people record using the "Skype Test Call" feature. I am sure there'd be lots of fun.
10.6 Tip: when working on another machine via screen sharing, cmd-tab is handled by the remote machine. That's cool.
The problem with getting used to a big screen is that you no longer can work and be productive on anything smaller. Ever.
Tonight reminded me that Michael Jackson is still not buried. Talk about Thriller.
In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.
Sarah Palin has got to be the only politician whose speeches you only need to recite verbatim in order to parody them.
I got to 4th base tonight. That's the one where you share a diet coke and hold your farts all night, right?
CSI should really work on realism a bit. “Dr.? This is X from CSI, you need to treat his radiation poisoning by doing X” “Right away, sir!”
We've heard about AdMob's new policy. Our response: http://tinyurl.com/mj9bct
We will also have a workaround soon for your AdMob ads. Thanks
Elephant sweatshirt: http://tinyurl.com/dfxwte
Avant de me coucher, je lis toujours cette page. Ca m'aide à bien dormir.