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sean oconnorLos Angeles, CA2009-03-06
@seanoconnz1,994 days
I am 29. Comedy Central Half Hour. Conan. Head Writer - Norm MacDonald Live. I write cartoons at @FoxADHD. My Album James Dean Type. Use the link below.
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Zack Lyman @ZackLyman
@seanoconnz I watched it at 4am. I felt like I should clear my history.
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Jon Cottrill @imjoncottrill
@seanoconnz @NikkiGlaser @ComixAtFoxwoods i did that.. mine had a dick pic that read " this isnt my dick" weird she knew it was her dads
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tonymont @tonyxmont
@seanoconnz and civic association members chumps
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Brendon Walsh @brendonwalsh
@NEILMAHONEY the prostitution ring you are also invested in
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Jon Cottrill @imjoncottrill
@seanoconnz yea but they were into being dads before they even lost their virginities #backintheday
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NEIL MAHONEY @NEILMAHONEY
. @brendonwalsh oh, are they investors for your drugs dealing or your dog fighting videos?
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NEIL MAHONEY @NEILMAHONEY
@brendonwalsh You are making me deny something thats untrue but still makes me look guilty. KNOCK IT OFF
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Anthony DeVito @AnthonyDeVito
@seanoconnz Doodies. #NailedIt
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Brendon Walsh @brendonwalsh
@NEILMAHONEY dude, chillax! Actually, I have some investors in town and I want to show them a good time. What's a good local escort service?
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NEIL MAHONEY @NEILMAHONEY
@brendonwalsh SHUT IT BRENDO I AM SERIOUS
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Brendon Walsh @brendonwalsh
@NEILMAHONEY I know, you have them go to your place, right?
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NEIL MAHONEY @NEILMAHONEY
@brendonwalsh WTfuck? Don't include me in that shit. You make it look like I go to hookers. I DO NOT GO TO HOOKERS.
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Gabe Delahaye @gabedelahaye
@DamienFahey 5) Strongly Disagree facebook.com/VinDiesel
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Dull Ass Will Weldon @oldmanweldon
@seanoconnz you disgust me
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Dull Ass Will Weldon @oldmanweldon
@seanoconnz "Star Wars The Phantom Menace: The Series"
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Luke Soin @EpicTikiComedy
@seanoconnz I'm sure it'll be a good show but the entire time I'm just going to be upset that there is no Batman and there never will be
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Ronald Funches @RonFunches
was feeling down then I got to see two of my favorite people in the world acting on a tv show so… instagram.com/p/r76scwjfTY/
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Brendon Walsh @brendonwalsh
I'm listening to Pay To Cum by Bad Brains on Classic College Radio at siriusxm.com via @SIRIUSXM cc: @NEILMAHONEY
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Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser
Connecticut, I will be at @ComixAtFoxwoods all weekend! I am out of clever ways to promote shows on here!
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tod wisenbaker @totally_tod
@julezmac it's mostly just this for 3 hours set to nick drake pic.twitter.com/klVnUIBnBA
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Meredith Borders @xymarla
For Plead Your Case Week, @MissBrittHayes wrote up the best movie in the best way, JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS badassdigest.com/2014/08/20/our…
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Joseph Carnegie @JoeCarnegie
What the fuck Amazon not cool pic.twitter.com/WEyvSA1U6c
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Bernard Benjiman @Le_Visitor
@seanoconnz You're walking a thin line right now, motherfucker.
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Barbara Gray @BabsGray
@seanoconnz @imandyhaynes it's a miracle I even know what this band is yes I am v white
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Dave Jaffer @combatdavey
@seanoconnz @SportsCenter Or, rather, there's a kid named Blake Money who has a brother named Cash.
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Ryan @SuperXHuman36
@seanoconnz @SportsCenter -That might be even too hack for them! And, she DEFINITELY knows it!
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Dave Jaffer @combatdavey
@seanoconnz @SportsCenter In the same tourney there's a kid whose name is Cash Money.
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Sara Sambrook-Jones @SarBrook
@seanoconnz Not only is this tweet enough to make me almost spit-take on my computer, but the Jeffrey background is killing it. Amazing
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Jordy Fox Ellner @jordyfox
@julezmac @thedailybeast My 2012 baby has cost me social life.
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Mike Bridenstine @brido
Steve Bartman was shown on the news a BILLION more times than Darren Wilson, the guy who shot Michael Brown. Fuck you.
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Aidy Bryant @aidybryant
one of the greatest joys of my life was hearing don pardo call my name for the first time. this is a great article: nytimes.com/2014/08/19/nyr…
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Tom Ceraulo @tceraulo
When Don Pardo did 30 ROCK I printed huge sides for him. Kept them over my desk for the duration of the series. RIP. pic.twitter.com/IJuzQZtxhp
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ali waller @imaliwaller
I'll say it: I prefer when Rachael Ray isn't skinny. It comforts me.
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Mick Foley @realmickfoley
I think @TheDeanAmbrose is a @WWE #AttitudeEra guy living in a PG world! Awesome match with @WWERollins on #RAW!
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franny meow. @FranDaMayonaise
Don't worry we hall hate your friends also “@seanoconnz: I love comedy, I hate comedians. (All of my friends are comedians.)”
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Stephen Robbins @YakimaAbogado
@seanoconnz (Saw you both in Seattle a few months ago, you were great)
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russel jennifer @russeljennifer0
@seanoconnz It;s just unfortunate, that he becomes Johnny Dinkfingers...
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Matt Goldich @MattGoldich
@seanoconnz My parents do not pay. We are a non SAG/AFTRA family
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Marc Chapin @MWC204
@seanoconnz that just makes me think you got sweatpants that say "juicy" across the butt
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Ashley Sather @AshleySather
@seanoconnz Daammmn son, Namaste. Four weeks of not doing yoga has turned me into a creep. yer welcome.
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D'Bricka$hawn @Fantasy_Slushy
@seanoconnz It's all the same moves, just longer workouts. 255 to 220 in about three months.
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Jake Fogelnest @jakefogelnest
All jokes aside, the new Taylor Swift video rules. pic.twitter.com/b9y13lHdbi
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Matt Johnston @mattyboombatty
@seanoconnz You mean, crazy positions...
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David Caneppa @Dave_Caneppa
@seanoconnz best part of tonight was seeing Super PG getting his ass kicked by #BrockLesnar
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Phil McManus @masseffect30
@ComedyCentral @seanoconnz Chris Jerichos jacket just told me to order wwe network for 9.99 in Morse code.This is getting ridiculous.
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Chris Trew @christrew
@ComedyCentral @seanoconnz holy shit this is amazing. GOOD JOB SEAN
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Dan Peck @DanielAllenPeck
@seanoconnz don't forget to legdrop and spraypaint whoever usually runs the account
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Jensen Karp @JensenClan88
POINTS! RT @PzFeed: Morgue worker admits to having sex with up to 100 corpses - pic.twitter.com/djIyPyUHqv
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lydia moore @lydiamoorz
@seanoconnz this is late, but pic.twitter.com/ATv3Y0yaxh
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Joe DeRosa @joederosacomedy
@seanoconnz how long does the 6 mile walk take? I'm into that.
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Joe DeRosa @joederosacomedy
@seanoconnz I can't tell if this is serious or not.
#Whoarewebecoming
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Aaron Kirby @therealKirby
@seanoconnz @DDPYoga is the real deal! #BANG
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Mike Lawrence @TheMikeLawrence
Going to Summerslam with my comedy friends is the biggest reason I want to move to LA today
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Ronald Funches @RonFunches
@seanoconnz @DSGermain. ill be there!
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John Levenstein @johnlevenstein
These ALS challenges are dropping more names than ice.
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Amy Miller @amymiller
.@nbcsnl Nice Robin Williams tribute but you also reran an episode that had a belt hanging joke in the first sketch. Bummer move.
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lesley arfin @lesleyarfin
The Velvet Underground isn't a 90s band but it sounds like it should be.
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Jake Fogelnest @jakefogelnest
@JensenClan88 @seanoconnz Never mind! pic.twitter.com/cKcRru5saq
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Jake Fogelnest @jakefogelnest
@seanoconnz @JensenClan88 this is... this is beautiful. 😍
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Jake Fogelnest @jakefogelnest
@seanoconnz @JensenClan88 what is this thing, I don't drive, will they bring me food?
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Nick Weidenfeld @nickweidenfeld
@seanoconnz never leaving the house
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Kyle Kinane @kylekinane
Stay humble, Kinane. pic.twitter.com/7EmoqZ9VgA
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Sam Wiles @SamGoneWiles
@seanoconnz I watched that DDP yoga video with the asian guy who walks without crutches and for real got choked up
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Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman
@seanoconnz Are you ironically shitting constantly?
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Tyler @Rogue15
@seanoconnz How lucky are you that you know Norm MacDonald?
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Ali Koehler @hernameisali
Does truth lie in sincerity or in another sullen song?

I'm a tween.
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Ali Koehler @hernameisali
Ok, he redeemed himself. #goldfinger instagram.com/p/rvk__NJJ1e/
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Ali Koehler @hernameisali
Being a passenger in @seanoconnz car is a nightmare. instagram.com/p/rvj-VpJJz-/
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Kristy Lynn Deslippe @deslippekristy
@seanoconnz i don't think you have to worry about such things, your hilarious and cute
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Ali Schouten @SCHOUTOUT
.@justinbieber I think I just saw you in silverlake do you drive a ford focus
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Hampton Yount @Hamptonyount
This is happening! (airs the 20th) pic.twitter.com/Ie0CREWyEq
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Danielle Lynne @flagrantfuckery
@seanoconnz did you and @danagould take each other's profile pics? pic.twitter.com/8D3J7swGAJ
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Erik @SeattleSeahack
@seanoconnz Sounds more like *brown* humor. Ah, where would we be if we couldn't rib one another online?
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Julian McCullough @julezmac
@toddbarry me too, 1000 people is tiny to me
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blaine capatch @blainecapatch
hey, sorry if my five tweets about UPS distracted you from your punk-as-fuck concern trolling about the ferguson police for few seconds.
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Comedy Palace @ComedyPalaceLA
Yoga master @seanoconnz is here at comedy palace! pic.twitter.com/hgQgFp1vT7
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Eliza Skinner @elizaskinner
@aparnapkin @seanoconnz *stands, applauds*
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J O E M A N D E @JoeMande
It means you're gay. RT @ChickfilA: What does it mean when you have a dream about Icedream?
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Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin
@seanoconnz this is too nice & I have no firstborn child to give in return so I hope you accept paypal
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Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin
@fobpuneet @seanoconnz I feel like the adderall helped you remember that joke
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Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin
@seanoconnz @fobpuneet thank you everyone for this crucial meeting
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Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin
@seanoconnz you are!!! Seriously where is my quarter
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Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin
A walks into a bar & the bartender's like "why the long space"
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Screaming Females @Screamales
@seanoconnz @JoyceManor what does that mean? You would have had a reassuring emo phase?
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Jason Ryan @JasonRyGuy
@BarryTheArtGuy @RonFunches Can that someone else be @seanoconnz?
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Eloy Lugo @eloyvseloy
@seanoconnz i OWN Master of Disguise! 🐢 Testament to how bad that Google ad is!
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Ali Koehler @hernameisali
I can't unsee @seanoconnz from @RonanFarrow.
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Mary Miller @missmarymiller
@seanoconnz That's not very nice to @jerrycferrara
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Josh Patten @thejoshpatten
MR. OBAMA, PUT ON A BIGGER POT OF COFFEE. #thejoshcatchphrase
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Steve Amiri @SteveAmiri
BREAKING: Bruce Wayne in Batman The Animated Series dressed like Steve Harvey. pic.twitter.com/rYElMAa3Ng
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Zach Broussard @ZachBroussard
@seanoconnz Maybe Kim Dong-Pill? Hey Sean!
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Andrew Law @thatandrewlaw
Shout out to @VirginAmerica for proving that even airplanes can do molly
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Cristela Alonzo @cristela9
I want @DunkinDonuts in LA.

Now.
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Dolph Ziggler @HEELZiggler
@seanoconnz (reality show) chefs
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mysterystaffwriter @mysterystaffwri
@seanoconnz stay away from the closet when he and cousin Bubba Sparxx throw a BBQ.
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Brendon Walsh @brendonwalsh
@seanoconnz your boners rule
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Chris Thayer @ChrisThayerSays
@seanoconnz this might help youtube.com/watch?v=NKN3Xr…
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Brendon Walsh @brendonwalsh
@seanoconnz um what about boners
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Brendon Walsh @brendonwalsh
The Brendon Walsh Daily is out! tinyurl.com/88gv7m8 Top stories by @JoeMande @DougStanhope @MoternMedia @QueenOfVagina1 @SPODemonic
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kelly p. bergin @kellybergin
I'll be forever grateful for the night, two years ago, when he dropped in on @seanoconnz set. He was gracious and amazing.
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Amy Miller @amymiller
If you make a shitty joke about this one, please expect me to never speak to you again. #RIPRobin
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Josh Comers @joshcomers
News that couldn't wait. “@VanityFair: Miley Cyrus has adopted a piglet vnty.fr/1rjoIr1
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Brendon Walsh @brendonwalsh
#RIP pic.twitter.com/emTQhxsvtf
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Nick Swardson @NickSwardson
Shocked. Utter shock. A man who lived 20 comic lifetimes in one. Goodbye and love to the legend Robin Williams. Hope you have peace.
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Matt Goldich @MattGoldich
Robin Williams was so funny, I laughed at "First day as a woman and I'm getting hot flashes" even though I had no idea what it meant. #RIP
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Monika Scott @MightyMonika
@seanoconnz more updates about where u r walking plz
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lisa goodwin @LisaGoodwin1
Not a name pic.twitter.com/ESFYgO5faW
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victoria @theblowout
i can't even imagine what he could do to my pussy pic.twitter.com/LQlfM64904
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Jeffrey Baldinger @Jeffbaldinger
Me @JuddApatow & @Yakov_Smirnoff @ImprovComedyLA pic.twitter.com/RExnwZzNFe
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Jay Weingarten @jayweingarten
2 comedy legends and judd apatow and yakov smirnoff talking comedy scene issues after a @SamMVarela awesome show! pic.twitter.com/vJpUe4HtCs
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Haunted Pussy @holleratme
@seanoconnz well I'm a nobody and I just went naked. Everyone loved it.
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Haunted Pussy @holleratme
@seanoconnz you don't a costume at a sex party ya dingus
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Mike Knox @MikeBagack
@seanoconnz it's cool but don't you lose your sunglasses like always
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The Baroness Jami @digitaljami
@seanoconnz Cowabunga!
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Noodles23 @Noodles23H
@seanoconnz That would make most people green with envy.
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J O E M A N D E @JoeMande
@seanoconnz heresthething1234
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Alisa @thisalisa
@JohnRoycomic @seanoconnz sweet, poor, poor tom.
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John Roy @JohnRoycomic
@seanoconnz: I do not remember my MySpace password, that means I do not remember who I used to be.” Tom remembers.
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tod wisenbaker @totally_tod
@seanoconnz yes
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tod wisenbaker @totally_tod
@seanoconnz did you try "SUM41GUY4LYF" ? ?
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Jeff Sadden @JeffSadden
@seanoconnz you saying Janelle Monae is the walrus?
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
@seanoconnz "Beatles Superstar (feat. Mya)"
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Luka Jones @lukajones
@seanoconnz MEAT IS MURDER
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Justin Sevakis @worldofcrap
@seanoconnz He thought the dude was a red turtle shell. Coulda happened to anybody.
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James Fritz @jamesfritzcomic
@seanoconnz I think you have to do a lap.
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russel jennifer @russeljennifer0
@seanoconnz no, but mountain dew will taste so much better
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Francesca@EVR @fcald
@seanoconnz pic.twitter.com/2b8hBaqMl0
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april brucker @aprilbrucker
@seanoconnz Hey, I captured a unicorn on Wednesday. Had to go to the meadow and than the cave. Was way more productive than you. #truefact
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Mike Birbiglia @birbigs
This Friday I will be performing at the Newport Yachting Center as part of my one city "Yachting Center Tour." ticketmaster.com/mike-birbiglia…
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn
@BrentMorin very perverted dude.
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Brent Morin @BrentMorin
Had 85 year old driver to the airport and we were making each other laugh so much. An old man laughing is the most beautiful image in life
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Paige @PeachCoffin
_________________
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👤👥👤👥👤👥👤

The Karate Kid
#InTheTheater
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Jose Gonzales @RancidFarts
@seanoconnz not really sure anymore. I am drunk and angry. Sorry.
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Kayte A. @CaliBlonde8
👍 "@seanoconnz: "Spaghet about it!" - New York"
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JennyPentland @JennyPentland
bbbbbrrrriiiiieeeefffccccaaaassssseeee
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Stephen Savage @ImALegendKiller
@seanoconnz "Hey you guyyyyyysss! I won the election!"
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Stephen Robbins @YakimaAbogado
@seanoconnz #HOPE
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tod wisenbaker @totally_tod
@seanoconnz I would be the worst spur of the moment "just put your iTunes on shuffle" party DJ
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tod wisenbaker @totally_tod
You're forever in my iTunes hall of fame greats! @seanoconnz you've got some pretty heinous company. pic.twitter.com/vTpeunbmCL
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Brendon Walsh @brendonwalsh
The model in the new ad for gray American Apparel hoodies is hot! @seanoconnz pic.twitter.com/WaOBIRiydY
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Matt @mizzlefries
@seanoconnz and an up jump the boogie to you too sir!
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Mikal Cronin @MikalCronin
@seanoconnz (just playin love it just gonna be my new thing)
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Mikal Cronin @MikalCronin
@seanoconnz :'(
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The Lucas Bros. @lucasbros
@seanoconnz 2 out of 2 lol
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chris goodwin @christhegoods
@seanoconnz you went for it tonight.
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Nelson Dvorak @YouknowNelson
@seanoconnz those bastards.
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Jake Weisman @weismanjake
One weird thing about adulthood is finding out how many of your friends do cocaine
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Rhea Butcher @RheaButcher
Heir Bud (2017): Air Bud switches places with a French poodle and inherits a large fortune, which he then uses to save the rec center.
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C.Brown @seabrown
Not seeing TMNT because they don't even look fuckable anymore.
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Michael Kupperman @MKupperman
Dan Ackroyd is ready to hand the Ghostbusters torch to a group of young hopefuls he and the crystal skull have personally selected
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Joe DeRosa @joederosacomedy
Snagged a pic of @spoontheband during their phenomenal set at @amoebamusic. Would've taken more, but I actually watch pic.twitter.com/lYhQf1ybvU
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Drunk History @drunkhistory
It's been 40 years since Nixon resigned. That calls for a cookie party. #DrunkHistory pic.twitter.com/19rzArmPq7
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Iliza Shlesinger @iliza
@seanoconnz just said "Ke$ha looks like a lion that fell in a trash can." And I died laughing.
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Dana DeArmond ™ @danadearmond
@devincf: Is there a MILF porn called BEST EROTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL?” That would be gilf porn
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Julie Klausner @julieklausner
Remember the "Juggy's" from THE MAN SHOW? Isn't it hysterical to realize in retrospect that they are & were thinking feeling human beings?
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Patrick @pattymo
Before you can truly fucking love science, you need to fucking love yourself
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adam pally @adampally
Nathan 4 you is a great show that I love very very much
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Alex Castillo @ImmaMerMan
@seanoconnz damn that Pitbull verse at the end was tight
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Jon Daly @jondaly
What if True Detective season 2 is all casting?
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AJ Senerchia @HavexHeart_AJ
@seanoconnz @onedirection those thumbs up...
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J O E M A N D E @JoeMande
can we retire the term "lady boner"
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Alex Kelly @SketchedComedy
Ian Karmel. Number 118. #sketchedcomedy @IanKarmel pic.twitter.com/l6prO4Lx4O
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Mikal Cronin @MikalCronin
@seanoconnz 👍🎉
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Mikal Cronin @MikalCronin
@seanoconnz :'(
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Mary Miller @missmarymiller
@seanoconnz Spaget! (you got spooked!)
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Eradicator! Man @eradicatorman
@seanoconnz Haha, good luck with the career I'll now be unable to track.
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Eradicator! Man @eradicatorman
@seanoconnz Not in a negative or snarky way, but you just wholeheartedly earned the unfollow you're about to get.
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Anthony DeVito @AnthonyDeVito
@seanoconnz Please deactivate your account.
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ryanrmoran @ryanrmoran
@seanoconnz Also, so we don't have to hear nonsense like "You've seen this next comic on Laughs" cause cmon
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rex ingram @atzubin
@seanoconnz I love how when you say material you're really saying the exact opposite of the definition of material
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Molly @Molly_Eyres
@seanoconnz I gave it to the Jehovah's witnesses who immediately took a plane to Mecca.
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Assistant To Doug @Assistant2Ellin
New Ninja Turtles coming out this week. Check out a leak of the 1st draft written by the creator of Entourage! SICK! pic.twitter.com/f6NlpErPp3
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Ed @RealEdR
2001: "Ricky Gervais is David Brent"
2014: Ricky Gervais IS David Brent.
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John Levenstein @johnlevenstein
When I hear that millions of people were involved in a data breach, my first reaction is we're all going to be okay.
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CC:Stand-Up @ccstandup
Your #ShartWeek Joke of the Day from @shengwangtime. pic.twitter.com/QJHIWIf94M
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Jeremy Montez @Jeremy_Montez
Now watching @seanoconnz #TheHalfHour
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Emily V Gordon @thegynomite
Remember when our plan to deal with the gargantuan amount of garbage we humans produce was to crush soda cans so they take up less room?
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New Sincerity Guy @SynthJonah
Depicted: Jon Hendren, Internet superstar, holds up "Worlds Best Pussy Eater" Trophy #ThatsJonBaby pic.twitter.com/wTlkKfRocS
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Dorsher @Dorsher
@seanoconnz I saw a trailer with her and megan fox, and vomited a little
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Christopher Schlicht @chriscr30
@seanoconnz (Oh yes, please continue in that vein.)
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Harry Deansway @Deansbomb
@seanoconnz he is the worst of the worst. Here's hoping it goes Piers Morgan for him.
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Harry Deansway @Deansbomb
@seanoconnz oh Christ this is the worst news ever. Goodbye your entertainment industry.
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tonymont @tonyxmont
@seanoconnz sup du
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Hampton Yount @Hamptonyount
@seanoconnz Ugh, Ghandi would spit on that dollar. Fascist
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James Fritz @jamesfritzcomic
@seanoconnz @Hamptonyount buck fiddy
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J O E M A N D E @JoeMande
I am Goop.
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Mary Miller @missmarymiller
@seanoconnz GOOD JOB SEAN comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/938148286…
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al clark @PikesvilleAL
@seanoconnz Original idea: You book the same hotel and constantly make excuses to run back & forth between fiance and draft. Never been done
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C.Brown @seabrown
A great place to meet risk takers is the Trader Joe's hummus aisle.
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Jono Zalay @JonoZalay
@seanoconnz you mean commissioner, not GM. Your sitcom is as authentic as "Yes, Dear"
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Jeff Sadden @JeffSadden
@seanoconnz Will there also be something boiling over on the stove?
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patrick carlyle @pscarlyle
@seanoconnz back in 2005.
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Reagan Ward @reaganward
@seanoconnz Oh, Brother! coming this fall on FXXXX
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Ali Koehler @hernameisali
#girlstouchingcheeks @seanoconnz phoebebulkeleyharris instagram.com/p/rS0edTpJ-T/
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al clark @PikesvilleAL
@seanoconnz I like how you leave your work behind at the office when tweeting..
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DC Pierson @DCpierson
Heard this guy's mixtape is fire. pic.twitter.com/XMrqNIMg8t
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The Salad Czar @EdASalazar
Hey @BRANDONWARDELL I'm at the 7-11 in weho just waiting to get things popping. pic.twitter.com/wtRLrJVz9U
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J-Dubs @Brotherwags
@brendonwalsh @LAPDHQ Just standing my twitter ground, you pus-filled fuckhole.
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Brendon Walsh @brendonwalsh
"@Brotherwags: @brendonwalsh Not after I plunge a sword into your crotch." @LAPDHQ that sounds like a threat, right? Is that illegal?
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