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PompidouLondon2009-03-23
@RealMattLucas1,976 days
My new series 'Pompidou' airs on BBC1 next year. Until then I'm pretty much just eating & watching the Arsenal http://t.co/dSpaAYe90V
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Joivan Wade @JoivanWade
@RealMattLucas CATCH ME starring alongside @ITISLENNYHENRY in #RudysRareRecords at @HackneyEmpire in September! RT! pic.twitter.com/q18xmNrQZz
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Zak Gibson @ZakAkiraGibson
@RealMattLucas Liverpool won't be there. And Arsenal will be first. Believe!
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Alie Crisp @AlieCrisp
@RealMattLucas Hope u like this 😄 pic.twitter.com/1moykd9LBK
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ISIS AQUARIAN @isisaquarian
@RealMattLucas did you just tweet about watching the SOURCE FAMILY FILM ? xo if so glad you liked it.. we loved living it... isis aquarian
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Matt Kremkau @mattkremkau
@RealMattLucas I was sporting a Little Britain Live tee when doing my Ice Bucket Challenge Flashdance style. youtu.be/uLs35oRCg8w?li…
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Aboidas Fünke @Abbodi_a_Gooner
@RealMattLucas Try sliding all the way in and sucking yourself off.
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jamie mckenna @_Jamie_McKenna
@RealMattLucas you put it in upside down silly
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Aaron Moran @Aaronmrn
@RealMattLucas Try the Choc Ice Bucket Challenge
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Bradley Colmans @bradleyc27
@shanazza @RealMattLucas nonsense, this and theatre groups, threats to innocent people. It's anti-Semitism pure and simple
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Darren Dutton @DazzoD1
@RealMattLucas Ridiculous, isn't it?!
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Gemma with a 'G' @preciousgembles
@RealMattLucas got this and thought of you... pic.twitter.com/aUIuSiYv8d
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Gemma with a 'G' @preciousgembles
@RealMattLucas Matt! It's my Birthday tomorrow. Caaaaaaaaaaaake, I loooooooove the caaaaaaaaake!
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Luke Allen-Gale @LukeAllenGale
@RealMattLucas aw man, I miss it there too! Never thought I'd say that but I've turned a bit Gooner 😬x
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Stephen Broughton @stevieb
@RealMattLucas The sound of such a thing turns me pail.
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Grant Pilling @PillingGA
@RealMattLucas Blue Manc Scum? Offended.
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Barry Miller @barryrmiller
@RealMattLucas as long as it's not "Arsenal Wenger has left Arsene"
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lizzie hughes @lizziehughes94
Remember us @RealMattLucas ?? #IWantThatOne #Magnum #Selfriges @RealMattLucas pic.twitter.com/JRt6VBR7Cz
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Richard S. Miah @richardmiah
@bbc5live: 4 years after teacher told pupils he was gay, @richardmiah emailed him: bbc.in/1mLU7iO@RealMattLucas
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Graeme le Saux @graemelesaux14
@RealMattLucas @LeeDixon2 @guardian That is terrifying. No surprise Van Nistelrooy left UK & hasn't even been back for a weekend City break!
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Graeme le Saux @graemelesaux14
@RealMattLucas @LeeDixon2 @guardian Would Ban Ki-Moon Ban Ke- Own?
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Graeme le Saux @graemelesaux14
@LeeDixon2 @RealMattLucas @Arsenal @guardian I think we retired just before it could escalate. We'd have needed peace talks
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Lee Dixon @LeeDixon2
@graemelesaux14 @RealMattLucas @Arsenal @guardian Oh how I would like to re-visit that moment!
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Graeme le Saux @graemelesaux14
@RealMattLucas @Arsenal You've just made me spit my herbal tea all over my @guardian :) @LeeDixon2 is more familiar with Le Scythe
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Random Woman @RandomHousehold
@RealMattLucas How could I ever find anything sad again when there's a picture like this in the world.
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Joff! @JoffThompson
@RealMattLucas I've seen that dog before. Oh yeah, here! pic.twitter.com/6tDcSpZ5Bv
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Elizabeth @ejp72
@2010LeeHurst @RealMattLucas I live on Lou & Andy's estate. I hear Tom Bakers voice in my head all the time!
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Apologetic Lee @BonzoHammer
@_Sibbo @RealMattLucas I'd like to buy a caravan please pic.twitter.com/esks7phOE4
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Madeleine @ceveuxvotresang
@RealMattLucas I recently heard a woman say "she never called me back! what am I, yesterday's potatoes??!?" Undervaluation = budget gourmet.
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Sarah Bird @isthereabird
@RealMattLucas was walking behind this biker earlier. Made me chuckle #bitty pic.twitter.com/lmbOr1MPlF
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BBC Radio 5 live @bbc5live
4 years after teacher @informed_edu told his pupils he was gay, @richardmiah emailed him to say thanks. Watch here: bbc.in/1mLU7iO
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Charlie Condou @Charliecondou
@MrTimDunn @RealMattLucas I did indeed attitude.co.uk/charlie-condou…
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@CHASEHOLLYWOOD
@RealMattLucas @bradffs and me x
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bambi @ITSBAMBl
@RealMattLucas well that's an interesting thought
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Shane Cairnduff @ShaneCdf
@RealMattLucas it's like you don't even care who knows.
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Sam Walsh @SamWalsh22
@RealMattLucas I thought you were closed gay
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jeffthedrunk1 @JefftheDrunk1
"@RealMattLucas: I quite liked 'Love Me Do' The Beatles did after that was a complete sell-out." that's the stupidest comment I ever heard
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J.J. @GottaLoveDX
@RealMattLucas And Tomorrow's Word is Tomorrow. 😂😀
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dominic @Bantontherun
@RealMattLucas That's funny because Teletext doesn't exist anymore
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Tom Buckland OBE @TBuckland_79
@RealMattLucas I've also heard that bob Geldof's favourite day is Monday ! More lies !
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KittyCaffeinato @KittyCaffeinato
@RealMattLucas sure u can get these on ebay. People will think there's summat different abt u but won't be sure what pic.twitter.com/k90AkTZmwe
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James Martin @Pundamentalism
@RealMattLucas 'Love Me Do' was famously written by John Lennon after he got a new haircut that he liked.
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Luke Smith @Luke_ss
@RealMattLucas while you mock me, remember that I am a self made man and I could buy you.
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John DeVore @JohnDeVore
comedians accusing comedians of being narcissists is literally one of the funniest things ever because hello comedians
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Darren Richman @darrenrichman
@RealMattLucas Oi!
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Rosie Moss @gingermoods
@RealMattLucas my kids have had this on repeat all afternoon and now only reply 'peanuts!' when I ask them a question pic.twitter.com/WmcZcZwJlX
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Chris Godfrey @ChrisPJGodfrey
If Alan Brazil had said he lacked sympathy for someone with a physical disability you can be pretty sure he'd be sacked. Ignorant Twat.
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Lena Dunham @lenadunham
A tragic reminder that the conversation about mental health CANNOT stop. Money, fame, artistic freedom- none of it is a barrier.
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David Hoare @TreeHeAD89
@RealMattLucas Here is said cover of Ecky Thump'n'Grind. Thanks for giving it a listen :) youtube.com/watch?v=HSs0IJ…
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Peter Bragg @Braggovic
@RealMattLucas the situation is as follows. Presently I am holidaying in Croatia. However, I understand Arsenals done a goals and City never
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Fergus @nandoarnal
@RealMattLucas mate, were you in Bruges today?? I've seen a woman identical to you with a wig in a waffle shop. I was afraid to ask
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Emma Stevens @stevens81090
Me and @LordHarryHill last night looked pretty awesome don't you agree @davidwalliams @RealMattLucas pic.twitter.com/fFvvGf8Bc4
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Steve Barr @SteveBarr43
@SarahMillican75 @RealMattLucas thank god for commas
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RED TEMPTATION @TheArsenalNote
@RealMattLucas
Are you awake?
Morning
Bet your body clock woke you up early
Turn over and go back to sleep
Enjoy your relaxation
#sweetness
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Sarah Millican @SarahMillican75
@RealMattLucas Bliss. Have a lovely lie in, smashing man xxx
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Jacob @OhHeyJacob
Sat in on a Saturday watching @RealMattLucas as an early Marjorie Dawes singing No Scrubs. Standard.
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Craig Mather @CraigMather
My baby cousin wearing an arsenal bib @RealMattLucas will be proud. pic.twitter.com/P9DOwAAPJ3
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Helge Martin @helgemartin
@RealMattLucas You have to see this, from Oslo instagram.com/p/rex6luyWMG/ @CiViX
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David Ames @semadivad
12 hours until I turn 31.
I suspect I will look something like this tomorrow morning. pic.twitter.com/QMWTvEXf2u
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Niall Sheehy @niallsheehy
@RealMattLucas ...as long as they lose today, I don't mind..!! Ex-Forest boy up front? Couldn't hit a barn door? GUARANTEED a goal today!! x
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Seth Anthony Young @SethAYoung
@RealMattLucas New name: Matticus Finch. Inspired by To Kill A Mocking Bird
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Alex Macqueen @Alex_Macqueen
Just wrapped on #Pompidou with @RealMattLucas Two months of collossal FUN. pic.twitter.com/JOsTBitQ3C
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Nathan Lloyd @nathlloyd
@RealMattLucas Sleep! x
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Julian Dutton @JulianDutton1
It’s a wrap on #Pompidou! Warm congrats to @RealMattLucas @charlietantrum @Alex_Macqueen @GreavesEmily et al X pic.twitter.com/BsERxxg6q5
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Colin Moretz @colinuggets
If Jesus loves the little children, then why doesn't he love me enough to take my acid reflux away? #ItsBecauseImGayIsntIt #HateCrime
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DC @caxton747
Comedy genius and Matt Lucas pic.twitter.com/ldGhbIgoQR
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ITV Football @itvfootball
Man United club legend Howard Webb has retired as a match referee #mufc itv.com/sport/football… pic.twitter.com/cmUl7G68Sn
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Eli Braden @EliBraden
He died doing what he loved: making his greedy children wait for him to die
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Christopher Ince @Chris_Ince
@RealMattLucas Oh good lord; from the hair to the clothing that's pretty much me in my parents' home movies.
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Craig Mather @CraigMather
Great time filming with @RealMattLucas we found out that @hadleyfraser can't tear receipts for shizzle.
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hadley fraser @hadleyfraser
Happy 2 days filming #Pompidou for only friend @RealMattLucas. We discovered @CraigMather knows a lot about sugar & has a featureless face.
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Stephen Winspear @stewin88
@RealMattLucas which was the most fulfilling to play?
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Eli Braden @EliBraden
Thank you for all the birthday wishes. Not for me specifically but just in general.
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Craig Mather @CraigMather
@hadleyfraser @RealMattLucas ....lots
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hadley fraser @hadleyfraser
@CraigMather @RealMattLucas How much sugar is there in a tweet?
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Neil Summers @NeilProperMag
@RealMattLucas did I leave my Chambourcy Hippo pota mousse at yours?
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Daniel James Natt @DanielJNatt
@RealMattLucas I wouldn't mind my own Starlord to go with the Groot
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Ollie Corbett @OliverCorbett_
@RealMattLucas true 😍
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Nico Ortega @RealNicoOrtega
Let doon let doon @davidwalliams @RealMattLucas
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Joni Dorian @mermilf_
@RealMattLucas @richdrain oh yeah right, I remember. Wanna grab a beer and talk about motorbikes and tits next week?
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Liam Garrahan @GarraTweets
@RealMattLucas The plural being 'Matt Luci'
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Limmy @DaftLimmy
@RealMattLucas jealous
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Brian Byrne @StainlessSRat
@RealMattLucas A thorny relationship if ever there was one!
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Paul Mitchell @mrmitchell78
@RealMattLucas EPIC SCORE!!! YOU WIN TWITTER!!!
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Jacob @JEvansIOW
@RealMattLucas bet she's a home wrecker, a slutty slut slut of the skies
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Portia Pan @NotLikeTheCar
@RealMattLucas Sorry to ruin your fun, but I think it's just a fan account. The real Debs26547 hasn't got Twitter.
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Lee Hurst @2010LeeHurst
@RealMattLucas She's such a tart. I thought it was just me she followed!!!
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Matt Sutton @CorporateSizzle
@RealMattLucas if it carries on much longer, echo everything they play with a kazoo.
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Paul A Carter @Brewstermonk1
@RealMattLucas I could have a van load of these chaps there in a jiffy to scare them off pic.twitter.com/6k6cOxBVHX
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Di Bragg @DiBragg
@RealMattLucas lucky they're not playing the piano..... need a big glass of water to get that down!
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Tyrone Peiris @TyronePeiris
@RealMattLucas So does that mean #Mastin isn't a thing?
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Adam J Geary @AdamGeary1
@RealMattLucas you have some explaining to do, young man!
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Peter Polycarpou @polywallydoodle
@RealMattLucas @scottgarnham @ClareHellings yes I particularly like Orville’s moving account of the duet Please too which he did sans Kieth.
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Ruth Afrita @ruthafritap
@RealMattLucas you should check out John Owen-Jones' version youtu.be/nJAy6tkYjsQ
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Mark Donovan @markydonovan
@scottgarnham @RealMattLucas People overlook Cuddles as Thuy. "Of course you have a gun,and now you'll shoot your cousin. I HATE THAT DUCK!"
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Lee Hurst @2010LeeHurst
@RealMattLucas It would be weirder to leave another sink in your sink.
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WIGooner™ @milwaukeegooner
@RealMattLucas Pat Rice?
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David Brown @dabroon1982
@RealMattLucas Tim Rice?
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Mo @Moelbongo
@RealMattLucas vine.co/v/MEQL5VFHrXE
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Sarah Millican @SarahMillican75
Late lunch. pic.twitter.com/iPeokVms4d
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Conor Sharkey @ConorSharkeySC
@RealMattLucas Where are you, 1988?
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Ken Jeong @kenjeong
pic.twitter.com/HTFIYd2vj8
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Sarah @Sarahsumbrella
@RealMattLucas because of your influence I found myself wondering if Martin Clune has a twitter. I think I've become a big fan.
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Darren Richman @darrenrichman
A thing I once wrote about The Strokes, being young and why I am not a Zionist m.huffpost.com/us/entry/16052…
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Misery Chastain @AStormcometh
Right let's do this Thursday you piece of shit.
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Eli Braden @EliBraden
As far as I'm concerned, 'Moonlight Cock' is Glenn Miller v's best song pic.twitter.com/IKEWxfi7La
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Eli Braden @EliBraden
I'm starting a company that sells rags to men named 'Rich'. Can anyone help me think of a name for it that's both clever and informative?
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billy eichner @billyeichner
Happy for Allison Williams but I think we all know the role of Peter Pan belongs to a man and that man is Hilary Swank.
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Iain Stin Anderson @Its_Stin
@RealMattLucas The sea is actually just the first 6.37 meters.*

*Made that up
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Rontastic @AllThingsRon
@RealMattLucas Also, to disparage The Little Mermaid for not being scientifically accurate shows pretty clearly that I need to get out more.
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Diablo Cody @diablocody
The movie "Big" would never work now because every 30 year-old acts like that.
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Jamie DMJ @JamieDMJ
I’m comfort eating. pic.twitter.com/AjVzAbQSSb
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Alex Andreou @sturdyAlex
This orchid (dracula simia) that looks like a bunch of monkeys makes me happy. (photo by PhotoMonde) pic.twitter.com/2xbvGygUBn
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billy eichner @billyeichner
Well Penelope Cruz has weighed in on Israel but I'll be withholding my thoughts until we hear from Shakira.
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Kieran Gibbs @KieranGibbs
'Listen mate theres only one Chambo round here' #SouthamptonFriend pic.twitter.com/y9J2H1WSC1
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Eli Braden @EliBraden
BREAKING: Nicki Minaj's ass cast as lead in 'The Dizzy Gillespie Story'
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Jack Shields @JS1994
@RealMattLucas Maybe it was that old women from Little Britain that pissed everywhere?
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Mark McAdam @markmcadamtv
@RealMattLucas Is that from a reliable source ?! If so I'll get it on the breaking news strap. Cheers.
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dave rock @DAVE_R0CK
@RealMattLucas After this one football's not getting another season
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@xIayout
Me walking to school pic.twitter.com/fCVUyAMEuq
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Darren Barnett @L0rdDenning
@RealMattLucas you're not a fanny, I don't like fanny
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Miss Saigon @MissSaigonUK
@RealMattLucas thanks for joining us Matt, hope to see you again soon! x
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David Ames @semadivad
@RealMattLucas *Counts followers. Loses count. Eats a Snickers ice cream. Ponders life.*
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Blind Pilgrim @BlindPil
@RealMattLucas we only have 600 so think about that?! :/
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Rigobert @Gooner_Nate
@RealMattLucas Fanny.
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Hugh Maynard @HughMaynard
Such an honour & surprise to meet the originator of the role John @RealMattLucas was like "Peters next door" so I ran pic.twitter.com/pp0Zvk7qua
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Mr Green & White! @PJGreenandwhite
@Support why twice have I had to unfollow Mattlucas who I deem a fanny & never followed
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Lizzie Sambrook @lizziesambrook
@RealMattLucas Hey Matt, well done for getting in with the applause before the guy in the check shirt on a few occasions tonight... Lol 😂👏👏
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Eli Braden @EliBraden
BREAKING: KEVIN SMITH WEARS HOCKEY JERSEY AT #SDCC PANEL FOR FORTHCOMING MOVIE
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Noam Friedlander @Noam25
Saw these and thought of you two gents @RealMattLucas @davidwalliams #bitty #wrong #bittyBITES pic.twitter.com/asADdDor4U
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terry christian @terrychristian
@LigueDefJuifs @RealMattLucas @LauriePenny ha ha - I'm pro-Israel as a state anti Hamas but anti Israeli govt policy regards Gaza - GET IT
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terry christian @terrychristian
@LigueDefJuifs @RealMattLucas @LauriePenny I think you need to give your head a wobble I'm anti Israeli Govt policy in Gaza & killing kids
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terry christian @terrychristian
@LigueDefJuifs @RealMattLucas @LauriePenny I believe in an Israeli homeland - just horrified by religious nut jobs and fascism
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terry christian @terrychristian
@LigueDefJuifs @RealMattLucas @LauriePenny as pathetic as the right wing bile and hate on your time-line - Zionist fascism vs Islamofascism
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No Cunt Here @Whisky_Jack63
@nattcarrON @RealMattLucas shitake what you get
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Natalie Cassandra @nattcarrON
@RealMattLucas: Advice for young salads : always beetroot to yourself” there's not mushroom for fakers
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Carly Perkins @carlyperky
@isterlin_yusuf @RealMattLucas Serves to prove ignorance is on both 'sides'. Reign yourself in there @isterlin_yusuf it's embarrassing!
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Zia Rarhi @ZiaRarhi
@RealMattLucas I think people should be charged when they take photo's of themselves: With a self fee
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Ben Castle @thebencastle
@RealMattLucas what are the pictures where Santa's little helpers take photos of themselves called?
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rob batchelor @robotbotch
@RealMattLucas Apparently a picture of yourself eating jelly is a jelfie
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boydhilton @boydhilton
@TomTyler12 @RealMattLucas @barryfrankfurt me too. Let's form a group. #NotInMyName
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Tom Tyler @TomTyler12
@TamimSadikali @RealMattLucas @frankieboyle this base tribalism has never helped the debate. And will continue to polarise it
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MΛX @maxmungroosingh
@RealMattLucas Orange you glad I listened to your advice?
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Aidan @AidanAngers
@RealMattLucas Please don't retweet that it was terrible
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Dɑvid @h2005__uk
@RealMattLucas That'shallot, folks.
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Jamie Dyos @JamieDyos
@RealMattLucas I yam legend
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Gretel Armstrong @SugarGretel
@RealMattLucas thats sage advice from you.
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Prayag @Prankz_Pk
@RealMattLucas leaf it out mate
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tom wilkinson @tommywilkinson
@RealMattLucas Thank you baked potato.
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paddy poohs @jimbopoohs
@RealMattLucas lettuce laugh at that
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BBC Sport @BBCSport
The Queen photo-bombs two Australian #Glasgow2014 hockey players's selfie bbc.in/WJkS1l pic.twitter.com/hl0jnr1sbI
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Neal Brennan @nealbrennan
"I just wrote the dopest song for when airlines in the future put people on hold." Mozart, 1770
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Eli Braden @EliBraden
TIP: Always eat food that makes your shit STINK, so when you exit a toilet the next dude doesn't suspect you were just in there beating off
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Thomas Evans @ThomasEvansUKIP
Here is "comedian" @RealMattLucas telling UKIP members who are of all cultures, beliefs & ethnicities to "fuck off": pic.twitter.com/pPdvLiZonV
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Jamalam @JustJamalam
@RealMattLucas did you get standing or hovering seats?!
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Chris Mingay @GhostMutt
@RealMattLucas pic.twitter.com/rI65EPV1Hm
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Jerome Fogle @cian_molloy
@RealMattLucas human oreo
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Red Ken @4everagooner
@RealMattLucas Just missing Ashley Cole then you've got a full house!!
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Jake Wood @mrjakedwood
@RealMattLucas The shame x
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Nick B @nickburrows14
@RealMattLucas are you sure it's not hefty? :)
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littlejason @littlejason
@RealMattLucas @RalfLittle @grahampightling have been doing some in depth research into the differences and one is 3 letters the other is 4
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Heather Mc @HeatherMcAllis3
@RealMattLucas why not invite him on a nice cruise, then tell him you have no money, and you will have to work each others passage.
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Luke @lukebirch89
@RealMattLucas Why did the straight boy run away from home? He didn't like the way he was been reared.
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nicola kenny @njk25977
@RealMattLucas shit Craic that mate! Why won't he play ball like? 😂👍🍌
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Patrick Willis @PatWillis
@RealMattLucas Oh you little bugger
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unklerupert @unklerupert
@RealMattLucas bummer : /
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The one who knocks @liam_cotterill
@davidwalliams @RealMattLucas me and @JHoldcroft123 went as Lou and Andy to a fancy dress party! pic.twitter.com/hClL3T4Iya
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Liam Perrons @liam54
@RealMattLucas I'm all for sharing.
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bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer
FOR SALE : DVD Player: 3 region ( Cumbria, Norfolk, Luton) £8:00
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T'Other Simon @TOther_Simon
Not sure if I've put these books in the right order or not. pic.twitter.com/VlkiZ8dwNS
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Eli Braden @EliBraden
What's your favorite Cirque de Soleil show about the Beatles?
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Eli Braden @EliBraden
What's that movie where Steve Buscemi's character is upset about something?
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David Boakes @DavidBoakesMJ
@RealMattLucas lovely meeting and working with you today :-) #MJ !! pic.twitter.com/RJUll2Qd3D
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Nathan Lloyd @nathlloyd
@RealMattLucas I like to pretend that you had infant versions of Pompidou and Marjorie Dawes to keep you company when you were in nursery.
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Sam @IAreSam
@RealMattLucas When my friend's lad was 8 he had an imaginary wife called Sophie. She was 30. They're divorced now.
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Eli Braden @EliBraden
Am I reelin' in the years? Maybe. But did it really take 3 dudes singing in perfect harmony to ask?
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Daphne Schmaphne @bythesheetstore
@tomclaret he is terrible and this will also be terrible en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pompidou_…
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Daphne Schmaphne @bythesheetstore
I think it's great that Matt Lucas is producing a show to introduce people to silent film, how original, not like The Artist did 3 years ago
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Karl Queensborough @iamKAQ
It's a nice a place
Shut up a ya face
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Luke @lukebirch89
@RealMattLucas What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

Don't know don't care.
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Vegan Sarnie @vegan_sarnie
@RealMattLucas *sings* Pass Debuchy on the de left hand side...
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Cole Escola @ColeEscola
People either have a great Elaine Stritch story or no Elaine Stritch story. There's no "met her once, she was fine."
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Nick colegrave @Nickcolegrave
@RealMattLucas This seasons Premiership table currently looking good
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Daniel Maier @danielmaier
@RealMattLucas all right, bon chance to tu too.
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Jacob Vint @JacobVint
Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!
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Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian
My PR asshole will not ruin our fun pic.twitter.com/71S7akopEz
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rob batchelor @robotbotch
@RealMattLucas I can't wait for the cringeworthy "cross brand" tweet response from Starbucks. I love that sort of thing. It's great. Yep.
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Rubbish Steve @stephenhallatt
@RealMattLucas Poo Poo Smothies are the shit. pic.twitter.com/f2c8jDXcQ6
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Christopher Kyte @ChrisJKyte
#throwbackthursday What do you think @RealMattLucas ?? Can't think of anything witty to say so will leave it there. pic.twitter.com/aTzj5XDbV1
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Matt Gamblin @MattRSJ
@RealMattLucas new twitter names. Matt bianco. Mattsi Priest.
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Eli Braden @EliBraden
OMG just took my shirt off and some hottie was like "Which Hensworth brother are you?" So embarrassing! I hate when that happens LOL
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Caroline @TweetCaroline78
Hey @RealMattLucas how about Amattdeus Mattzart for a name? That's if you haven't done that already!! X
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An†hony @AnthonyH1985
@RealMattLucas your new name should be - matamorphosis
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COLLABRO @CollabroGlobal
The @RealMattLucas just absolutely made my LIFE. Jamie x
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Chris hodgkinson @chris_hodge
@RealMattLucas is this the guy offve little Britains world record attempts moonlighting as a statistician? pic.twitter.com/HD74JTcnuE
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Darren Dutton @DazzoD1
@RealMattLucas I hear Dave's recruiting from Loose Women too!
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