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Matternity LeaveLondon2009-03-23
@RealMattLucas1,852 days
I'll be back on Twitter again soon. Everything's lovely. I'm just taking a little break to finish writing this... http://t.co/dSpaAYe90V
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Z @ZwithaZ
@RealMattLucas @Harry_Styles I hear he does a good cover version of "Dayenu"
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Derek McCarthy @IrishDerekMcC
"@RealMattLucas: OMG can’t believe Captain Hook follows Smee" that joke seems to have Pan-ned out rather well!
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Kirsty Miller @kirstymiller5
@RealMattLucas it's not the real Captain Hook #fakehook
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Jamie @Jamieluke21
@RealMattLucas Not for weeks. Now where's my valium?
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Ninja Tyler Blackkk @NinjaTylerBlack
@RealMattLucas @BarackObama wait till you see his yum kippor party
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Stephen Whitehead @44yearswaiting
@RealMattLucas it just me or does this cloud I photographed today look like a man running for a bus? pic.twitter.com/SGjcNoETW7
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Jamie Dutton @jamiedutton
Just realised, @RealMattLucas wore onesies as Georgie Dawes about 18 years before they became cool.
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alison crago @alison_crago
@RealMattLucas the things we do for love. xx
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christopher j @toph2141
"@RealMattLucas: Dear all bands, good luck trying to be better than 10cc."yea,& remember,life is a minestrone,served up with parmesan cheese
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John Challis @BeingBoycie
@RealMattLucas I don't care.Good music.
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Ralf Little @RalfLittle
@RealMattLucas: 😔❤️😊😉らのLOL雑👫PleaseRT 😂😄 😂😄😆❤️

#MyImpressionOfTwitter” "Follow me back lol"
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The Tricky One @TR1CKY
@RealMattLucas I love them
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SUPERHEROES OF BMX @CATHDISCBTON
@RealMattLucas well maybe The Hollies. Oh and Squeeze. But yeah. 10cc are mega!
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Paul Broughall @paulieblogger
I really have peaked at Sarah Millican pic.twitter.com/OZ6KkO27fo
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Stephen Broughton @stevieb
@RealMattLucas Super Match Game
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tex @textraordinary
@RealMattLucas bae
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Samuel @samluther
@RealMattLucas hello matt...
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Frederick Rhodes @NotFredRhodes
@RealMattLucas maybe your username soon could be Matte Black.
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Ollie Watson @oliphant360
If someone doesn't start a Great British Bake-Off style show names 'Game of Scones' then I will lose all faith in the world.
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Alison Higgins @AlisonAch
@RealMattLucas please tell me you're going to be @QueendeMattriax tomorrow? :-)
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Daniel Maier @danielmaier
@RealMattLucas But my favourite Passover boy band is Boyz II Afikomen.
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BBC Trending @BBCtrending
Girl arrested for "joking" about a terrorist attack on Twitter bbc.in/1kYRSZn #BBCtrending
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Damon Sawtell @DamonSawtell
@Trevor284 @RealMattLucas pic.twitter.com/VonvcQD1KM
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christopher j @toph2141
@RealMattLucas I'm embarrassed for the whole world.
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Ashoncé @ashtonkooltcher
I can't see anything more fabulous than @RealMattLucas dressed as Marjorie and dancing to Beyoncé in my music video for my coursework 💁
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@RealMattLucas Any toilet after anyone, frankly.
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Ashoncé @ashtonkooltcher
@RealMattLucas Is that not the gaygle glass?
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David Tyler @DavidTylerPozz
This has destroyed my week and it's only Monday. You must watch. RT @RealMattLucas: This one’s going viral. Oh yes. robertpopper.com/2014/04/10/wit…
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Peter Polycarpou @polywallydoodle
@RealMattLucas: This one’s going viral. Oh yes. robertpopper.com/2014/04/10/wit…” OMFG How in the world did this get past the cognitive brain?
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Brutus the Crocodile @Brutusthecroc
@RealMattLucas I went after you once. It was like the moon landing..
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Anna Le Jeune @ADLJ
@RealMattLucas the Girl with the Dragon Mattoo
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john burrows @BurrowsJohn
@RealMattLucas I,m getting a new puppy tomorrow.Not a Pedigree,found wandering so he will be
“The only Stray in the Village“
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Helen @Totsylotsy
@RealMattLucas BAE - BALDIES ARE EROTIC !!!
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Alex Maryan-Instone @AlexMaryan
Can someone write a mockumentary based in a northern bus station please. The content in here is overwhelming me @RealMattLucas ??
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Eli Braden @EliBraden
#ImSingleBecause I mean come on LOOK at me
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Sean Hickey @SeahorseHickey
@RealMattLucas wow, i cant even. Mind blown.
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mariam hussain @mariamhu1
@RealMattLucas I wouldnt. I've seen nothing but trouble from people that have even.
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H.J.P @wilybobonut
@RealMattLucas 3 AM. That's when the good shit starts.
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Jessica Fediw @Princessjesster
@RealMattLucas p.s- had NO idea anyone outside of Canada knew who they were...such a random but amazing band! Absolutely a fav in the '90's
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@Adam_NUFC98
@RealMattLucas Ok. Time to sleep.
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billy eichner @billyeichner
Wishing a happy and healthy Passover to Tyrese Gibson.
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Jordann Sawardd @Jordan_Saward
@RealMattLucas Of course, his music is flawless, almost like his reputation.
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Jordann Sawardd @Jordan_Saward
@RealMattLucas I also have auto correct, every time I write "Justin Bieber" it comes out as "Girl".
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Thomas Cooper @TomCoopz
I swear to God the devil made me do it
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Nick Marks @Nick_Marks
@RealMattLucas I think Omar Baba would make an excellent new Arsenal manager.
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Joel Barrett @joel_hole
Hahaha imagine Matt Lucas telling you to bugger off and then insult your club
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Matthew Maximus @mattymax
I need a man. For the sexing.
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Jack Whitbread @jacktweetbread
Matt Lucas just implied I was sex pest
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Kieran @ChiefEditor_
@RealMattLucas Or at least we can drink tea/coffee. I love my favourite actor/comedian Matt Lucas.
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S. Azarov-Kuznetsova @stevosarus
@RealMattLucas if you want "straight-acting" you are immensely obnoxious as we all know that's not a thing :)) :) :) :)) :))
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JonathanSyer @JonathanSyer
Just occured to me that George Doors could also be the enterance to ASDA clothing department. Maybe @RealMattLucas greets every customer.
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@AlfieRue
@RealMattLucas good point! unless it was in some sort of parallel universe where time was reversed 0_o
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S. Azarov-Kuznetsova @stevosarus
@RealMattLucas all thoughts on football ever parodied here youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7…
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markus @tw4t
I love ma dad (no homo)
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david dunlop @daviddunlop74
@RealMattLucas Mattanooga choo choo?
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David Kiernan @Dkiernan88
@RealMattLucas become amused easily.
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Amy Mangan @amymangan
@RealMattLucas ...using Canadian busker folk from the 90's to fuel your twitter feed, eh? Well you don't fool this nerd!
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miguel @miguelascunha
@RealMattLucas Borrow An Estonian?
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Mark Tait @marktait78
@RealMattLucas burp after eating
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Krys Kow-alc_zuk @Jonnymonkfish
@RealMattLucas #IThinkIKnowWhatBaeMeans Breasts And Earrings - Its code for Pat Butcher!
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Sam Hunt @samgolfbaghunt
I'm genuinely really happy that you're in a relationship but it's made me spend the past hour remembering that I will die alone
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Chas Newkey-Burden @AllThatChas
@RealMattLucas Bugger Ade Edmondson
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Pugsley Adams @monster_heel
@RealMattLucas Benoit assou ekotto.
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LucyWratten @LucyCWratten
@RealMattLucas bae means basic anus eating.
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B @oh_bradley
@RealMattLucas is it Spanish?
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#HashtagHappy @19Seventy4
@RealMattLucas before anyone else - your most beloved.
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FrightyNightSpook @Frighty_Night
@RealMattLucas Avalable at a @Waterstones near you pic.twitter.com/T72EeC0nqR
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Bertie Ahem @cuthbertable
Are you drunk? pic.twitter.com/DQIKfA9G6d
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Olivier Awards @OlivierAwards
And the winner of the @BBCRadio2 Audience Award is....@lesmisofficial! Congratulations! #oliviers
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Chris Allen. @chris4llen
@RealMattLucas I've been video-taping news for 8 months to have a 3 week b2b marathon. Ruined. Please issue spoiler alert on future tweets
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Frederick Rhodes @NotFredRhodes
@RealMattLucas HAHAHAHA I really want to see you saying that in a completely, pardon the pun, straight way!
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Sam @IAreSam
@RealMattLucas What a cliffhanger, eh?!
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TimKeyPoet @TimKeyPoet
Poem#1638. “’Cos I love you Mike”. Mike had tears in his eyes. Carrie had bought him a really nice utility belt now. (18).
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Ian C @Manacee
@RealMattLucas there'd be a lot less games for Arsenal.
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Fionnaldinho @F1ONN
Unlucky for Sheffield United but they've done well to get to the semis. Should be proud.
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$DoGsHaRk$ @Dogshark666
@RealMattLucas thats because you're a spastiche.
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Alex Hughes @alexphughes
@RealMattLucas Why not at the start of the game both squads line up to choose teams and the lower league manager gets first pick?
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Olivier Awards @OlivierAwards
Looking radiant, it's @SamanthaBarks #oliviers pic.twitter.com/ZylEKtQNwv
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Scraggy @scraggy78
@RealMattLucas When we play Hull we should both get a goal of a start. :-)
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Pappis @Nics61534109
@RealMattLucas @JaredHasBoobs With you up to The Matt Lucas Awards.
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Goob @JesusHadNudes
when she give you 21 nuggets instead of 20 pic.twitter.com/EylT165KCC
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Joe Myatt @JoeEntersScene
@RealMattLucas should i take notes matt?
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Adam Rose @RealAdamRose
Just said the words "this coffee is literally saving my life" and then immediately punched myself in the face for saying "literally."
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Nazarat Hussain @NazaratHussain
@RealMattLucas has anyone ever told you that you look like george dawes without the baby suit?
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Jonny Evans @JonnyEvans6Fan
@RealMattLucas @JaredHasBoobs those are shit though
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SUPERHEROES OF BMX @CATHDISCBTON
@RealMattLucas @JaredHasBoobs some thing called "Rock Profile" - your geology show with Theakston and Walliams...
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Andrew Ryan @Andyroo_R
@RealMattLucas O'Dear.
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Kenny Doughty @kennydoughty
Agree.
@RealMattLucas: Good for the Scousers. #JFT96
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Rhys James @rhysjamesy
Just found out half my friends are Liverpool fans.
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Darren Richman @darrenrichman
I preferred Flanagan and Allen in their pre Anfield days. pic.twitter.com/Y1zkEERl7x
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JB @gunnerpunner
Let's be honest nobody cares who wins the league as long as Chelsea don't.
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Ashoncé @ashtonkooltcher
@RealMattLucas So a good level then? 💁
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Adam Sykes @iamadamsykes
@RealMattLucas @Whibs2812 Golden Premier League.
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Ralf Little @RalfLittle
My favourite thing about @RealMattLucas's tweets is that he and I share a passion for pedantically correcting bad spelling. #hero
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Niamh McAnespie @niamhy72
@RealMattLucas The Halloween I went as Andy from #littlebritain :) x "I want that one!!" pic.twitter.com/vsZs6nqSVG
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Ed @eddo_
@RealMattLucas I knew it.... sorry what is a dog?
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FFA @fourfoxache
@cluedont Incey… pic.twitter.com/dmVtaoptzw
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Jake @JakeHob
@RealMattLucas what's unrealistic about being teleported to another world where there's witches!? It's like a trip back home to see family
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David Ames @semadivad
@RealMattLucas Close...but I have slightly blonder hair. Easy mistake to make though.
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billy eichner @billyeichner
Excited for the Mickey Rooney hologram at Coachella tonight.
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Lisa Anne Sliney @madaline66
@RealMattLucas you shut up! Everton would have been there if we never met you and you us 😝
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Lil Bit Källström @18DialSquare86
@RealMattLucas Not to mention Wigan were the current holders & beat Man City to get to the semi Matt!
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Rach Hall @THFC_Rach
@RealMattLucas Not much of an achievement beating Tottenham this season to be fair!
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jack mcdöugall @jackmcdougall_
@RealMattLucas YOU FUCKING TELL THEM!
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Robbie O'Neill @RobbieO85
@RealMattLucas I hope you go on and win it Matt.
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Tom A @BigBadTomA
@RealMattLucas Krod Mandoon was the Game of Thrones of fun!
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maggie hayes @pracatan
@RealMattLucas Keith(MU)was pleading Wenger's case today until penalty shoot out when he declaimed that the underdog should win.Bless me.
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Wenger Knows Best @wengerknowsbest
I must tell you, sometimes you must be super patient. We knew that Wigan drop little bit physically in the first half of penalties.
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The Football Bar @TheFootballBar
Those saying Arsenal 'only beat Wigan' need to remember that Wigan knocked out Man City AND AFC knocked out Spurs, Liverpool and Everton.
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Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall
Oh arsenal f**k you for putting us through that. I've aged ten years and I've bitten my fingers to stumps! I need a drink.
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@RealMattLucas Arsenal did it for the drama.
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Joff Thompson @JoffThompson
Here's @RealMattLucas unveiling a statue of Wigan 'keeper Scott Carson... pic.twitter.com/u517YUDjU8
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Lee Carter @lcarterl
@RealMattLucas ha ha ha #neverindoubt
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Kenny Doughty @kennydoughty
@RealMattLucas I'm not saying anything but I am by not!
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Liam Stidolph @Liam2210
@RealMattLucas I SUPPORT SUNDERLAND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A GOAL IS?!
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David Ames @semadivad
@RealMattLucas Celery Brûlée.
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Nick B @TheBestNickB
@semadivad @RealMattLucas try the couscous trifle. It's delicious.
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Chris Godfrey @ChrisPJGodfrey
Have we been told the story about Dave Whelan breaking his leg in the final yet? He broke his leg in the final if you didn’t know.
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David Ames @semadivad
I am so hungry I may eat my own face.
Well, one of them, at least.
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@RealMattLucas @davidwalliams pic.twitter.com/EVmgHQyGJg
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Coolhand Luke @Coolhand_Comedy
I know it's "cool" to make fun of celebrities, but the Bieber jokes need to stop. That's somebody's daughter
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Grim Hernandez @LordHernandez
@RealMattLucas try saying "fitch" but prolong the f.. Fffffffitch. Its satisfying.
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Frederick Rhodes @NotFredRhodes
@RealMattLucas Abercrombie and Smallpox
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David Ames @semadivad
Twitter for preschool. pic.twitter.com/lhQ5kEXa3y
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Leigh L. @MrLovelyday
So @RealMattLucas, does this inexpensive Spectrum game accurately reflect your life in the 1980s? #retrogaming pic.twitter.com/OKG4O288Ii
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christopher j @toph2141
@RealMattLucas @Celebritain mine all mine
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Eli Braden @EliBraden
Don't forget to publicly bitch about the formatting changes on Twitter ten seconds after they take effect on your account!
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Perry Cavender @Pez_69
@RealMattLucas me and you are gonna fall out Matthew
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Charlie @cwatkins94
@CuteEmergency @RealMattLucas How about cheeky winks?! pic.twitter.com/w1TklRChWO
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Marc Galloway @MarcGalloway
@RealMattLucas @Celebritain Happy Sad Determined.
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Blake Hutchings @TheBlakening
Just got to the hotel and having a quick nap with my babe Lenny xoxo pic.twitter.com/Icg723dSrS
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Me De Oaka @annette_hedley
@RealMattLucas @197044Justine you can buy Laurel and Hardy boxed set at HMV it's on sale too you know you want it :-D
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John Beck @johnbeck75
@RealMattLucas @ReeceShearsmith hmm, looks boring. pic.twitter.com/MTlXRedxni
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Chas Newkey-Burden @AllThatChas
@RealMattLucas How many Jewish mummas does it take to change a lightbulb? None, don't worry about me, I'll just sit in the dark...
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Dan Harris @dan2588
True pic.twitter.com/XAcBMVxjr0
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Andrew Tasker @CourierBoyUK
The stupidest living animal is the Ignoramus
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Jack Chapman @JackChapman89
@RealMattLucas please stop ;)
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GREEN GODDESS @TheArsenalNote
@RealMattLucas @Jan_208 Matt. You just shattered my illusions. I thought Oliver Hardy was still alive& playing for Man Utd (Phil Jones)
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Karl Downey @Karl_Downey
#DailyMailHeadlines "Regular Exercise Will Make You Obese"
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mitch mitchell @skwearpeg
@RealMattLucas will gladly swap my humour for your devilish good looks 😊
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Andrew Evans @AndrewDEvans
@RealMattLucas there are some on Netflix I think
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Lisa Bonocore @LisaBonocore
@RealMattLucas Hiya, Last week you posted a link to an article about the "women who eat on tubes" site. The site has been shut down. Hooray!
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Chooky Doo @chookydoo
@RealMattLucas Thanks for using Mattmandu. I intend to print off 1 of your tweets, & put it next to my Leslie Crowther autograph #pride
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Simon Holland @Shambles11
@RealMattLucas that's you for me
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Peter Algie @PeterAlgie
@RealMattLucas I don't know, why can't you download any Laurel and Hardy films on iTunes?
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Jordan Lee Clapham @Clapham1994
@RealMattLucas I've got most of them on 8mm film reels!
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christopher j @toph2141
@RealMattLucas "why don't you do something to help me?"
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Danny Boy @EsotericDan_
@RealMattLucas it's too good for iTunes
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jack mcdöugall @jackmcdougall_
@RealMattLucas you cast a good line here, you're getting a lot of bites 🐠🐠
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Annabel Lloyd @annabellloyd
@RealMattLucas call them #stelfies (only works if you say it) x
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Oli Crawley @olicrawley
@RealMattLucas @thejayroyal Maybe he LIL'd? #LaughedInsideLoud
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phoebe hearts louis @cuddlelxu
@RealMattLucas omg shut up
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Lena Dunham @lenadunham
Plz contribute to my Kickstarter to build a special jail for people who tie their dogs up outside stores
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Adam Wilson @theleanover
If god hates gay people why did he make them so fabulous
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FrightyNightSpook @Frighty_Night
Whoever said @RealMattLucas wasn't flexible better think again. Outstanding. pic.twitter.com/IngjTYlguV
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Stats Britain @StatsBritain
The average Briton says sorry every 55 seconds.
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Happy Birthtime! @happybirthtime
Happy Birthtime to sense acting HALEY JOEL OSMENT! 9 today! Happy Birthtime Joel! I can see a dead person! pic.twitter.com/XoSgGQNC04
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Mike @Mickaces
@RealMattLucas Mat do you ever feel like people keep wiping their feet on you?
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Cheesecake @Samalamalamalam
If you think homosexuality is wrong and disgusting then you should stop looking at gay porn
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dean stout @deanwstout
@RealMattLucas 'thick irish accent' is not racist just some of us have one. From real irish man.
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Kurt Stewart Booth @KurtSBooth
@RealMattLucas he's got that suspicious look in his eye like they do in that programme where she wrote about murders. Forgot what its called
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Chas Newkey-Burden @AllThatChas
The correct pronunciation is ' Cronuts', innit @RealMattLucas RT @AnneMac10: @AllThatChas Do you pronounce it scones or scones?
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Jai @j__a__i
@RealMattLucas I see it. What you did. Right there.
8d in reply to RealMattLucas               
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Stevie. @StevieeeWx
Teenage girls hang around in odd numbered groups because they literally can't even
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MirrorJames @MirrorJames
Nigel Evans cleared on all nine charges
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John Bowe @JohnBoweActor
@RealMattLucas Alright then. I'll do week on as Sweeney and week off. Paid, of course. You're on. X
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Andy Gilderdale @AndyGilder
@RealMattLucas You don't know whether you want to be Sweeney or Queenie...
8d in reply to RealMattLucas               
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Daniel Boyden @DanielBoyden
@RealMattLucas id pay good money to see that. Please do, ASAP. Thanks.
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Michael Varrati @MichaelVarrati
@RealMattLucas While it may not be Sondheim show we were expecting, it would be the Sondheim show we deserve. I support this plan!
8d in reply to RealMattLucas               
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Rick Toomer @ricktoomer
@RealMattLucas What a charming notion.
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Mattso @m4ttso
@RealMattLucas you'd have to marry Lyle Lovett
8d in reply to RealMattLucas               
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John Bowe @JohnBoweActor
@RealMattLucas Tough sing, Matt. Alright, go on. I'll be your Sweeney!!!
8d in reply to RealMattLucas               
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Sharon Wrench @fiftyminus2
If you are happy @RealMattLucas then I am happy :) x #enjoy #godthat'sanaffexpression #butyouknowwhatimean
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Wenger Knows Best @wengerknowsbest
Rosicky has little bit thigh. Gibbs has little bit ankle. Does Oxlade-Chamberlain have little bit groin? Well, I don't know about that.
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Curious Mermaid @Curious_Mermaid
@RealMattLucas Do you like to Ding Dinge Dong? youtu.be/REHS12tsj7c?t=…
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Deb BoeTweep x @silkenbee
@RealMattLucas I'm on a train to Chicago sipping a Coke. SIPPING!
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Curious Mermaid @Curious_Mermaid
@RealMattLucas This was everywhere when it came out. I think they did Cheggers Plays Pop & everything! This is one of my Eurovision faves
8d in reply to RealMattLucas               
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Chris Payne @xtofallabout
@RealMattLucas Dollar. pic.twitter.com/E7uqEK3XyK
8d in reply to RealMattLucas               
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Chooky Doo @chookydoo
@RealMattLucas has Mattmandu been suggested yet?
8d in reply to RealMattLucas               
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Harry Foster @harryfo
@RealMattLucas Sorry, but I have to take my clothes off to have a good time.
8d in reply to RealMattLucas               
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Curious Mermaid @Curious_Mermaid
@RealMattLucas Are you hanging with the ghost of Jermaine Stewart?
8d in reply to RealMattLucas               
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David Dunn @raceshot100
@RealMattLucas you are listening to 80's pop what's not to be happy about?
8d in reply to RealMattLucas               
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Graham Branch @GrahamBranch
@RealMattLucas we don’t have to take our clothes off .. To have a good time..
Na na na na na na nah .. Na nah
8d in reply to RealMattLucas               
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Wicky Fizzlestick II @RudJan
@RealMattLucas I heard someone pronounce analysing as anal icing, so I'll be good until next month
8d in reply to RealMattLucas               
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Fairy Nuf @Irishbabyblu
@RealMattLucas
nah nah nah na-na-na Nah Nah!
nah nah nah na-na-na Nah Nah!
8d in reply to RealMattLucas               
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Shaun Hill @MRshaunhill
I would only ever do down on Vicky Pollard if she was made out of a chocolate Easter eggs! From a well loved brand xD @RealMattLucas
8d               
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mattymoo @MATTHEWMETCALF7
@RealMattLucas @nycjim this must be a comedy, that's Steve Carrell on the right of the pic
8d in reply to RealMattLucas               
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Jack Edd. @BigBoyScouse
Beards grow egos
8d               
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Megan @MeStillingfleet
@RealMattLucas Of course he did, I mean, look at him.
8d in reply to RealMattLucas               
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Eli Braden @EliBraden
I was more into standing on a corner twirling a sign back before it got all commercialized
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Matthew @__mtthw
@RealMattLucas Fuck off is he 9 months? He looks about 7!
8d in reply to RealMattLucas               
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Chris Allen. @chris4llen
@RealMattLucas @nycjim they call him adult-faced assassin
8d in reply to RealMattLucas               
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Brooks Livermore @BrooksLivermore
@RealMattLucas methinks the baby doth protest too much!
8d in reply to RealMattLucas               
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Justin Banks @neuroj77
@RealMattLucas @nycjim At least they got him.
8d in reply to RealMattLucas               
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Hannibal Montana @rob_b112
@RealMattLucas @nycjim is the milk bottle evidence? What a load of old shit
8d in reply to RealMattLucas               
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DΔN VYSE @DanVyse
@RealMattLucas @nycjim that is the face of guilt
8d in reply to RealMattLucas               
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