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Well the entire green part is finished I think that's good enough for the day?... maybe...
Rooster Teeth takes top honor in Social Media Awards! Thanks for the support, best fans ever'
"i'm trying to get a lego version of the brooklyn bridge made. you can help" no I can't
found out it's not a joke that our new bills are maple-scented. is canada even real.
My house uses more energy than the entire neighborhood
Gonna start a food blog with just some glasses of tap water. Maybe sometimes with ice cubes.
WOW TODAY IS SO GREAT. I got my fabric, camcorder, weights, energy drinks and I'm partway through this costume? AND my RT posters are in
When is binge watching shows on going to be considered an Olympic sport?
dear lady sitting across the table from me at SXSW and S T A R I N G at me while I work, what’s up, what’s going on, why is this happening
Ray better watch out. There's gonna be a new xray In town
LADIES: the Sex Trident is nearing completion
what else would bowser be capable of? I couldn't sleep and the cake bake was tomorrow. also my pills were dissolving in the sink.
I had caught bowsers deception the night before the cake bake. I found the sleeping pills he put in there. I was disappointed and scared.
I had a bad dream where bowser was sabotaging my pills so I would sleep thru the cake bake contest and the koopa kids would win
People probably look the most like baked potatoes right after they run a marathon.
Think I've been in LA too long. The people in my dream last night took a break & started asking each other what other dreams they'd been in.
Anyone else have trouble getting to sleep because they were excitedly thinking of the video games they were going to play today?
Amy keeps opening her mouth a bunch when she burps so it sounds like. "Eebbebebebebeb"
Huh. When did you join the cast of Sesame Street, ?
YOU ONLY PRETEND TO HAVE BLACK FRIENDS
The number of times I've told Siri to "Shhh," would indicate severe brain damage
“: : Muy Fuerte! El Umbel, ” omg so ridiculous.
Sick of shows where chefs don't actually kill each other.
out to dinner with a bunch of gym ppl and everyone's ordering water lol
I take joy in the absurdity of the “but Annie’s supposed to be white” comments for about 4 seconds before it’s insanely sad
Thanks to the amazing crew and
Every shot at tumblr is the best thing
*excitement for shirts intensifies
Best card is still " A really cool hat"
RT : . needs to stop taking baby drinks. Get Kronk!
hey you, heard you are fond of women ;)
Brooklyn Nine-Nine is so diverse! And so funny! Oh boy we sure have watched ten episodes
Will YOU be the one to push us over the halfway mark? You could be! Fund THE BACTERIONOMICON!
Pretty happy with my new Twitter bio, not gonna lie
I hate when I dream about hot guys that don't exist 😿
Somewhere safe to keep your valuables...
Im in a tattoo shop in miami rn finna get my industrial done
I can't wait to use this tweet of yours in future marketing materials!!!
I just saw a pair of ladies who looked so stylish I wanted to formally congratulate them.
Is it considered fast food if use the Starbucks drive-thru orrrrr...?
“: Special crossover podcast March 13th w/ ! Go here to find out more! ”
fantasizing about taking my contact info off my website
"They carry coconut water but not the good kind.."
LEGIT CRYING IN CHEMISTRY CLASS BECAUSE OF THE ENDING OF THIS FIC
The first four episodes of The Clone Wars season six deals with questions about Order 66. Love this show.
Just helped out a Nigerian Prince with a money problem; feeling good.
Tonight at 8pm central in the sponsor cut. Prepare to be offended...
I understand that if you get a good deal with a real popular band you get paid... in posters.
how do i "break into" drawing gig posters for bands i like
I didn't make this (nor do I know who did) but fuck, it made me chuckle :)!!
BOSTON! Tixs are now on sale for the greatest comedy festival of the century-'s!
And your tires at FIFTEEN years old. They're old enough to get their own driving permit.
I need to find some dry ice for non-erotic reasons unless bringing ice cream 12 hours by car is erotic
THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM I GUESS!!!!
lily allen i love your music but please stop with this bizarre faux-feminism shit
might make a blog dedicated to big cats
has always been my favorite achievement hunter
It's impossible to not sound excited when you say SPAGHETTI!
To finish up my week of appearances I will be playing the role of all six guys in today's Let's Play Minecraft episode.
Oh my, internet you really can be a real CUNT sometimes. 'sDay. 🌺🌺🌸🌼
Welp. You're pretty much the cool older sister I wish I had growing up. This confirms it.
"It was one of the best things that's ever happened to me."
- on being parodied on
That tweet means that I am finally 100% BOOKED for ECCC!!!
Waiting for a cab at the grocery and the phone booth is playing "Celebration." It's gonna be a weird day, isn't it
Thanks to every mom who watched me on CTV this morning!
Haha, you still thought I was cool.
I'm about to start using self tanner on my legs so I can pretend there's been some sun and I'm not about to winter cry.
RT : Everyone is a bottom (Teen Wolf)
Next year, Cinco de Mayo will fall, as prophesied, on a Taco Tuesday. On this day, we shall all attain Ñirvaña.
Impromptu Stream! Grinding to Rank 130 in RYSE. Come say hi :D
It's midnight and I'm comparing lanyard pricing.
First Time in Drag: Always serve a full coverage foundation set with powder
Still in bed. Whatcha gonna do bout it?
Do work or take one more casual day and play Arkham City? That is the real question of the day.
a man is mad about the chicken at this Chinese restaurant
COVER STREAM STARTS NOOOOOW
Special thanks to the D-Fabulous for helping knock out diaries on top of usual workload:
it's like 6 pm and bright outside and it's seriously confusing me
RWBY FANS! Production Diary #1 of Volume 2 is here for sponsors! Tune in at 7 PM CT for the public.
Happy anniversary 3D Ultra Minigolf! Enjoy the final episode folks! - VIDEO
Hiya fans! sponsors can now view the first Vol2 Production Diary at ! (& public in 2 hours)
ITS ALL FOR ME. IM THEIR #1 SUPPORTER OF FUCKING ANIMATED MOVIES FOR CHILDREN
that one's okay but there's like 40 episodes of filler
I think you're doing great today! :D
Last of Us movie?! Hopefully they keep all the scenes where I OCD checked every cabinet for loot.
and im rubbing my eyes and crying.
the original joke in the peabody cartoons is that sherman was his PET boy and thats lost in the movie as a touching family comedy
Sext: Place this ruby ♦️between my milk bags and we will descend to Hell where we will totally bang on top of a mountain of bleeding skulls
I'm gonna start streaming at 6:30 PM EST I'm gonna work on the cover of course :I
Learned my mom also Googled me. She found rule34 stuff. That's unfortunate.
First Time in Drag: Never wear your own hair. If your hairline is good (not receding) DO pump a hairpiece or a fall
ohmy god peabody and sherman comes out tomorrow
Someone once asked me if I was pesce vegan??? That's a thing???
Buying fake earrings for an upcoming recap and just remembered I used to have my cartilage pierced. Oh and my tongue.
"Dress to impress, but no ties." I am paralysed by fear.
South Park: The Stick of Truth - 3 Achievements
Attention ladies: I'm going to be working it from 7-9 tonight.
woman in airport to her poodle-in-a-cage: "steven...we've discussed this"
'Bob's Burgers' is releasing an album
42 - starring is now out! Download it right here:
I have no self-control so here's a full thumbnail of the X-Ray and vav cover
Nintendo has announced Mario Kart 8 Limited Edition. ||
The only problem with cycling when you're sad is that you don't really care if you get hit by a car.
seriously looking like a boy 24/7
I love the use of ellipsis in spam, it gives robotic words a feeling of breathless, mysterious reverence. DEAR BELOVED ONE........
How do you make long distance relationships work? VIDEO
. Haha, yeah, all the characters who try out the toys for me are called Masturbateers ;)
Welp, this just happened.
Quick Reminder: Never Google yourself, unless in the company of a life coach or therapist
Hey , you should start a Kickstarter to make another video game!
I've been parking in the teacher's parking lot for classes since the beginning of the semester and I have yet to get a ticket for it.
Hey should start a KICKSTARTER to make another videogame...said nobody ever
Had a bad day and bummed a cigarette off a dude. Menthols are actually kinda nice
I NEED TO GET OUT OF BED AND PUT MY PHONE DOWN. Going to make breakfast and work on stuff. GO!
your Itunes library is the gayest thing i've ever seen after figure skating and !I love it!!!
Stop Glorifying Social Anxiety
BREAKING: Dunkin Donuts finally opens in Boulder, hundreds of nostalgic relocated New Englanders line up for shitty coffee
I go into this midterm a boy and come out a man...
..who just failed a midterm.
yooo add me on snapchat! it's pancakesday
*kneels down and picks up pieces of spaghetti* Eminem has been here...and recently, it's still warm
As if today wasn't nice enough, I got my largest deadline cleared just in time for to visit!! We're gonna have BRO TIMES
Me: I saw the cutest fat robin on our porch this morning! : There was a cosplayer on our porch? Me: The bird, not the sidekick.
Waitress: do you want it a la mode?
Steve: yes, please
Me (picturing ice cream on lemon meringue): nooooo
Steve: oh. I guess no.
Science porn or Pac-Man rising?
Tattoos are always better when you draw them yourself
A bunch of wannabe writers and artists hang around inside a bakery. The Bread Poets Society.
And a new nick name for I think I have neurological problems at this point.
I should never pick up smoking, I have no willpower to quit anything. Including Ocean.
BUY GOLD! BUY GOLD! It's RTAA Puppet Joel! :D
Started the audio edit of a new video, & my hand slipped, thus creating a new nick name.
"It's good for business. It's good for America." —President Obama on raising the minimum wage and creating
"Profitable companies like Costco have long seen higher wages as good business." —President Obama
Retweet if you agree: Now is the time to give America a raise.
Q: Who's got one and a half thumbs and two new prints by ? A: Somebody who needs to go to the DOCTOR!
I think we missed an opportunity when we degendered "fireman" to "firefighter". We could have had "FIRELADY"
Both parents are renewing their driver's license at DPS and I am with them. I AM WITH THEM. D:
YES PLEASE ILL BUY THE LINDSAY ONE IF THERES A CAT ON IT
Public Service Announcement.
P sure I snagged a PS4 on Amazon this morning god I hope so. I wonder if Titanfall would run on my PC, sorry Xbox
He had me down for "services". Which I suppose is accurate insofar basically every job is performing a service in some way
I embarrassed a telemarketer who said he had "new products for your industry" by asking him what precisely my industry is
Oooooh, what's that? A new ?! Why, yes, yes it is! VIDEO
Anyone in LA own a Doberman? I need one for a charity photo shoot. No weird stuff. <3
Health is wealth. Please believe it and let that be the reason
Someday I will have a log cabin, and you all will have an open invite.
Such a shame I have to now go around America culling every pancake I see for the next 40 days.
When Things Don't Fit On Your Scanner
OH: "A lady applied your ashes? You got gypped! It's supposed to come from Jesus."
Whew. Just: whew.
Well, I guess it's time to go back to work!
I forgot my wallet at home which is bad for carrying my liscense but good for saving me about $6 on fast food
The name "Arkham Knight" in the new Batman game refers to a brand new character in the universe. Neat! Also Kevin Conroy is back as the Bat!
maybe it's like a prancer-cise type thing
The only way people know to make a scene sexy is by adding "naked lady" to it. Did you know people are attracted to dudes? True facts!!!
Sometimes I'm reading a comic and it gets to a sexy part between a lady and man and they only really show the lady's body and I get SO MAD
i love cute people ｖ（＾＿＾ｖ）♪
Each year, a gaggle of anxious Catholics loudly arrange a processional from our office on Ash Wednesday. Are you going? Who else is going?
Should I make VS shirts with Lindsay? Maybe Kdin? Caleb? (nah)
Finished 's adorable character as The Star Card for my Tarot project.
put some water in my empty ink bottle and shook it up. i'm a real dreamer
messed up that last tweet...apparently 2005 wasn't 10 years ago...im bad at math, had a geometry tutor my senior year & she was a sophomore
12 Books That End Mid-Sentence
ya girl bout to fall asleep in clothing
cover your nipples with glitter
when I walk faster on sidewalk I not scared of a human. I just to show off my athleteic strides what.
Nightmarish fursona krispies
three words: the hollywood wipe
How do they do it! how do those Hollywood Stars keep their buttholes and cracks so clean?!
Tonight I bought a bag of Gummy Bears that was clearly labeled "Sharing size!" but let me tell you what I didn't do with those Gummy Bears
Ray-Z and Kan/ray/ West, [whines aggressively]
Walk up in the club like I hope you are working at 300dpi or higher if you're printing something in color.
my nails are so gross ugh. i should paint them pink for kyary probably
Yup it's my galpal 's debut tonight on !! Well we are still waiting on the West Coast!
*Quickly tries to download Let's Plays before I lose power*
YAY! Someone finally referred to my ass as giant. Even if it is a drawing of my ass. And not to scale.
Started penciling digitally lately (to be inked later in real media). It's been going pretty okay.
Haha that was an awesomely abrupt end to the .
OMG IT'S LIKE WEST SIDE STORY WITH DRAG QUEENS.
Well that was a power outage....
Now come along children and imagine with me a pizza with a half garlic bread crust and half stuffed crust
Favorite part of the RT podcast, Gavin bailing out at the end.
Sorry guys podcast power outage!!!! Thundersnow!!