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Brisket Babe PostWestern MA2009-03-26
@Vajayjayabrams2,007 days
I'm Eliza, I run the social media on @TopatoCo. Ask about the bird jokes some time.
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Connor MacDonald @SamuraiCorndog
Drake and Josh is such a good show. Every episode is a treasure trove of amazing moments.
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Mike Roe @MikeRoe
"Criminals are a superstitious lot. They're something else too, but can't quite put my finger on it." #GothamQuotesProbably #GothamPremiere
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Trick or Kate @kateleth
They're boarding the back of the plane. I hope it's like Snowpiercer
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Evan Dahm @evandahm
i read some of sex crims on the plane and it's charming as heck but reads more like a tv show pitch than a comic imho
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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Why can't you hear a psychoanalyst use the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent, and also, the voices in my head won't shut up.
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•______• @CinniMinie
Emo Anime Weeaboo Trash~♥ pic.twitter.com/uXCToIUBsH
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kc grəən @kcgreenn
@Vajayjayabrams @travismcelroy I do :(
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CHIP NICE ZDARSKY @zdarsky
sorry but i gotta see the batcat with two backs if you know what i'm saying
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CHIP NICE ZDARSKY @zdarsky
who the fuck greenlighted unfuckable batman
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CHIP NICE ZDARSKY @zdarsky
what the fuck is this

call me when batman and catwoman are old enough to fuck each other
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☆ vicki ☆ @fawnvic
youtube.com/watch?v=zpmKjJ… loooooove this
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°॰ ✧ंMorgan✧ं॰ ° @MorganShandro
@Vajayjayabrams YES you win
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rstevens 3.01 @rstevens
If you thought Dracula was scary… wait til you see see Dracul-B
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Mattie Brice @xMattieBrice
oh goodness indiecade is around the corner, gotta gather together my sluttiest dresses
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Lisa Wise @esiwasil
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Oh snap. @Vajayjayabrams
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Lisa Wise @esiwasil
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☆ vicki ☆ @fawnvic
do u think griffon ever misses gavin like its like a son moving out or going away to college
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Lisa Wise @esiwasil
@Vajayjayabrams Dude. That's nothing. Ever see a parakeet tongue? ADORABLE.
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feral king @turntechhd
@Vajayjayabrams yeha b(
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feral king @turntechhd
@Vajayjayabrams man that was fun
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feral king @turntechhd
every day i summon the power of hsau wash
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kc grəən @kcgreenn
@tomselleck69 @fuckadee anyone wanna go see the boxtrolls on thursday nightT @reiley too do YOU
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tina. @TinaDayton
"Show me your best swole face" pic.twitter.com/piG5gwahHH
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rstevens 3.01 @rstevens
@kcgreenn @radiomaru I saw KC eat human skin off a bum so good luck!!
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Bryan Lee O'Malley @radiomaru
@kcgreenn @rstevens you WISH you were messed up enough to collab with me
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feral king @turntechhd
the multiverse more like how many times can we get locus to eat washs ass
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feral king @turntechhd
my names loocus and i eat ass
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feral king @turntechhd
my names locus and i eat ass
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Connor MacDonald @SamuraiCorndog
@TinaDayton Nah go watch a blender full of nuts and bolts for two hours instead
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[Star] Ashley S. @starexorcist
PS I'm working on my King Gavin piece livestream.com/starexorcist
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Tony Breed @tonybreed
PS if you weren't at SPX or if you were but skipped the dancing or if you walked in the door & saw the crowd & turned & left THAT'S OK TOO.
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[Star] Ashley S. @starexorcist
listening to @AH_Michael talk about anime and manga is refreshing
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Esther Sorola @EstherSorola
My greatest shame is that I like to play slot machine games on my phone and sometimes I sing along to Counting Crows songs.

THERE. I'M FREE
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☆ vicki ☆ @fawnvic
fawnvic.tumblr.com look at my blog look at the cute lil fawn pixel i am so happy i have a pixel of Me on my blog
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jocelyn pies @jocelynseip
greta is wearing a bart simpson crop top, floral pants and the biggest hoop earrings in the world. #fashion
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B ☼ @slomoguys
I love AH a Lot but recently my mood with them has been Kinda
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Vlad Masters @vladimirmasters
suzy is in disneyworld rn and i am not this is criminal
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Trick or Kate @kateleth
Matt fav this in under 1 second
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Matt Newman @RT_Sibwarra
Particularly great acting from @sadogre, @graymartigan and @MilesLuna24 as well. Best plot episode of the season so far.
#RvB12
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Whitney Reynolds @whitneyarner
MY WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE theprophetchuck.tumblr.com/image/98190203…
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Jess Fink @JessFink
Women in SUITS *cries like one of those girls from the 60's seeing the Beatles for the first time*
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Jenn V @MIGamerGirl
Drinky drinked too hard...I can't feel my fingers. Gaming is diffixult.
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kc grəən @kcgreenn
@Vajayjayabrams oh that was you? not yr best material
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Trick or Kate @kateleth
Lol I ordered a Rickards Red and quietly said to myself “I guess I’m Seeing Red” and then remembered why I’m alone
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kc grəən @kcgreenn
im gonna try streaming me finishing this comic cus im feelin it picarto.tv/live/channel.p…
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Emily Partridge @empartridge
gotta... draw some dogs.......
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Mary McDowell @sailortweek
This is happening tonight 😍 🍺 @EspionageMakeup pic.twitter.com/JYP1ZuRXCC
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Gavin Free @GavinFree
Celebrating 1 year with my favourite lady at @UchiAustin @megturney pic.twitter.com/wh3C8j4bGX
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Butt Mountain @heymadeleine
Key &Peele is all on Amazon Instant yeeeeeh yeh yeh YEH
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Gunshow & Friends @gunshowcomic
today's pinocchio page!!! carlocollodispinocchio.tumblr.com/post/981198319… mr cherry will find the culprit in the wood
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Dave Shumka @daveshumka
I love those hotdogs that clump when you cook 'em. Oh wait, I think I mean kitty litter.
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kc grəən @kcgreenn
@hey_friend @Vajayjayabrams I'm always around more often than I'm not
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Hella Mirren @hey_friend
@kcgreenn @Vajayjayabrams yeah no need to go out of your way! Thank you so much for offering!
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☆ vicki ☆ @fawnvic
bleeehhhhhhhhhhehehheheh pic.twitter.com/M5yFjsWiyG
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tina. @TinaDayton
Slow day at work = lunch break with ray! Yay! pic.twitter.com/fLylfvoioj
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Cassie Marie @cassandraphi
@Vajayjayabrams Noooo I bought it. That's the same blue jacket as my other one.
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kc grəən @kcgreenn
@hey_friend @Vajayjayabrams no probbo
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kc grəən @kcgreenn
@Vajayjayabrams hooray
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Hella Mirren @hey_friend
@kcgreenn @Vajayjayabrams thank you KC friend
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Whitney Reynolds @whitneyarner
pic.twitter.com/527fXNxLEM
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kc grəən @kcgreenn
@Vajayjayabrams me love driving and not working
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Cassie Marie @cassandraphi
@Vajayjayabrams no, on RT Website. We need to organise.
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Tiffany Reisz @tiffanyreisz
First breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, supper.
RT “@SubtweetCat: caption this pic.twitter.com/HlXOCtWIyN
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PUMPKINSPICEMCSPOOKY @ianmcginty
@kateleth like I wouldn't invite people to my house for dinner and then be like okay pay up
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Trick or Kate @kateleth
@ianmcginty And yet it happens all the time!
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Mals @malsbury
@mcelmoyl @Vajayjayabrams - Dammit! Everyone beat me to it!
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homomancer @serenityfails
It's Bisexual Visibility Week, the one week a year we all remove our invisibility cloaks and face Dark Lord Voldemort head-on.
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Trick or Kate @kateleth
@jephjacques oh good
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Sara Clark @ClarkBarKeep
@JohnCleese Send them your book only replace every page with an extreme close up of your middle finger. That way you'll know if they read it
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Jacques O'Lantern @jephjacques
@kateleth he went thattaway [points to brick wall with a tunnel painted on it]
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Nadia Kamil @NadiaKamil
First therapy session in which I didn't cry. Feel like I just paid for a chat. Seems less good value than paying someone to watch me cry.
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Sara Clark @ClarkBarKeep
@Vajayjayabrams slams FIST ON TABLE// DAMN QUEERS AND THEIR NEED FOR SOCIAL MEDIA. IT'S A TRAVESTY I TELLS YA'
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Tina @mcelmoyl
@Vajayjayabrams Dammit! Someone beat me to it! That was my joke! >:/
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Sara Clark @ClarkBarKeep
@Vajayjayabrams a qUEER, ON MY TWITTER FEED?!??!?!!!
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Tina @mcelmoyl
@Vajayjayabrams "Oversomes"
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Connor MacDonald @SamuraiCorndog
Early impressions for a bagel w/cream cheese? "10/10, Game of the Year, want at least 3 DLC."
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Anthony @nedroid
@kcgreenn can't believe Louis C.K. did a whole episode about our webcomic pic.twitter.com/leVZeRWjFI
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Dante Shepherd @danteshepherd
Please ignore the man traveling on the T with a giant wooden mallet. Nothing to see here. Could just be a cast-down Thor for all you know.
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Daniel Gruchy @DanielGruchy
successfully dislodged all the pubes on the urinal I pissed in a minute ago with 0 splash back. A satisfaction that femmes will never know
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John Cleese @JohnCleese
The Guardian runs a sloppy, snide piece about Palin and me and two weeks later asks for an interview about my book.Any suggestions ?
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kelly sextello @kellyissofab
im basically the poor man's marilyn monroe
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CHIP NICE ZDARSKY @zdarsky
how hung will i be in heaven

are we all equally hung when with the angels
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Kate Beaton @beatonna
the Guilty One pic.twitter.com/bpPIKFazB1
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Jenny Lewis @craxy
Greek salad and Doritos. I make bad choices.
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Stacey Molski @staceymolski
Good for you, goats.
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Nadia Kamil @NadiaKamil
NO, THEY ARE NOT YOU FUCKING CREEP. AAAAGGGGGHHHHH pic.twitter.com/b9zzJMS2dG
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Connor MacDonald @SamuraiCorndog
@AH_BrownMan MARK ARE YOU DOING IN MY NUTT
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Connor MacDonald @SamuraiCorndog
@AH_BrownMan FLYNT FARQUAD
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Connor MacDonald @SamuraiCorndog
@AH_BrownMan LLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS SWAMP
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Ray Narvaez Jr @AH_BrownMan
This is how my name will now appear on all future AH videos. pic.twitter.com/vVpY07MrN6
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✨ill bro baggins✨ @theindigi
@Vajayjayabrams being an human!!!
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Mary McDowell @sailortweek
I am pantyhose intolerant - @sailortweek #outofcontextquotes #icanquotemyself
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Caiti Ward @CaitiWard_
Thank you JB, the Mondo crew, the volunteers & all who worked so hard on/at @MondoConAustin this weekend! Amazing. Year One ✅ #MondoCon2014
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Connor MacDonald @SamuraiCorndog
@TinaDayton It's Autumn
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✨ill bro baggins✨ @theindigi
@Vajayjayabrams smushy is relative and personally I think some smushiness is a big plus but you know. maybe you are smushy, player. nbd
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✨ill bro baggins✨ @theindigi
@Vajayjayabrams I know words from others can't really change how you view or feel about yourself? but you deffo aren't gross or kinda fat.
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Craigslist Personals @craigslistlove
SALAMI KING - 10 INCHES OF MEAT - m4m
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Jeremy @Jerem6401
Haven't drawn anything in a while. So I spent 30 minutes or so whipping up a Magneton. Not great, but not terrible pic.twitter.com/PDPuMu0gHj
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Vlad Masters @vladimirmasters
@Vajayjayabrams im not hnting ghosts im hunting ghostkin
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Miles Luna @MilesLuna24
My mother asked me to tweet her when I got home safe from San Antonio. @madredelluna
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Greg Harries @plusgreg
I can't be racist! Some of my closest Twitter followers are black!
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Mindy Kaling @mindykaling
leave a slice of carrot cake at my door if you love me
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gigi d.g. @gigideegee
Guy Fieri's sons, Hunter, Ryder, Slayer
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Vlad Masters @vladimirmasters
@markiplier what a time to be alive
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Sam Flowers @kazooied
after buying shovel knight and a pass for the pokebank, i now have 2 cents
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☆ vicki ☆ @fawnvic
i was gonna say i hope you all have a good night bc im goin to bed but nah yall need Jesus damn good night
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Emily Partridge @empartridge
current mood: slow motion shot of fork slicing through ice cream cake in black void in dairy queen commercial
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tina. @TinaDayton
Just wanna say thank you to everyone who's checked out my streams lately, especially those who have followed or subbed. You all are the best
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Sara McHenry @yellowcardigan
Most comfortable way to read. instagram.com/p/tO7uoFN9qC/
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Kris Straub @krisstraub
I reset my iPhone keyboard dictionary and I'm no longer plagued by all the terrible choices of my past
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Sam Flowers @kazooied
I'm 18. pic.twitter.com/9LJdjes483
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Trick or Kate @kateleth
Movies that would be improved by a rap over the end credits summarizing the movie:
Schindler's List
Un Chien Andalou
Mulholland Drive
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Trick or Kate @kateleth
"Why twitter?" Grandpa asks me pic.twitter.com/WTSZlAS7u1
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Aaron Marquis @RevAaronMarquis
I call this picture, "Who gets to put it in @Zachanner first?" pic.twitter.com/F5vFv4oCGJ
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Ray Narvaez Jr @AH_BrownMan
I just went to the gym for the first time in my life. Shoutout to @TinaDayton & @SamuraiCorndog for being my workout buddies
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Whitney Reynolds @whitneyarner
.@drmoonpants ho. lee. shit.
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Ashlea @drmoonpants
@whitneyarner WAIT.... IS WILLOW PAPE LIKE TYLER DURDEN
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Summer Allen @my20smthinglife
@_Brendonsmall just found out @adultswim has every episode of home movies online. guess im not sleeping tonight.
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Vlad Masters @vladimirmasters
pic.twitter.com/dbWaPwdnh2
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Sam Flowers @kazooied
why pay attention to sam peppers when you could pay attention to sam flowers (me)
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Greg Harries @plusgreg
@Vajayjayabrams @dansai I liked Western MA an awful lot in the 25 minutes I was there. :) This is true.
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Christopher Hastings @drhastings
@Vajayjayabrams ... you blue it.
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Buff THIS @sharkzonedagain
@vladimirmasters omfg when KK is playing u can request that song from him and youll get it
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Christopher Hastings @drhastings
@Vajayjayabrams Sounds like...
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Vlad Masters @vladimirmasters
wtf k.k. dirge is terrifying and beautiful how do i get this in ac for my home
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Trick or Kate @kateleth
@Vajayjayabrams I feel you. But it'll be okay.
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B ☼ @slomoguys
I need skeleton jewelry and sun jewelry
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kc grəən @kcgreenn
Is it time for Halloween avatars and names yet
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Benjamin @pantanamo
@Vajayjayabrams ah yeah, high school has a huge social aspect that you can't get in college and its a massive bummer.
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Trick or Kate @kateleth
@ianmcginty Our first arc we put Chris in a metal bikini. We doin great. YOU doin great.
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PUMPKINSPICEMCSPOOKY @ianmcginty
@kateleth we are doing a good job highlighting b characters and non basic dudes, in the comics at least, i am proud of this and proud of you
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Trick or Kate @kateleth
I love an ensemble cast
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Aib @Aibsterfied
Dumb bathroom selfie cuz I actually kinda liked my outfit today <v> pic.twitter.com/rzCBod9eS8
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Greg Harries @plusgreg
@dansai I have a shellfish allergy, but I can't imagine being too much more nauseated then I feel right now, so, sure thing.
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Sam Flowers @kazooied
I never showed you guys my new hair. it's a lot more red and purple than this, trust me pic.twitter.com/IFqEY2JZni
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Trick or Kate @kateleth
What I mean is an otherwise real diverse cast, but the main character is a straight white dude
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Brandon Bird @Brandon_Bird
A lovely picture of some fans displaying my work in their home (nsfw): nomoremicrophones.tumblr.com/post/980964940…
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☆ vicki ☆ @fawnvic
31.media.tumblr.com/7af135c94f28bd…
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Trick or Kate @kateleth
Sleepy Hollow, Bravest Warriors and Brooklyn 99 all have a peculiar thing in common
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rstevens 3.01 @rstevens
@Vajayjayabrams it was implied
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Trick or Kate @kateleth
@zdarsky OH MY GOD
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CHIP NICE ZDARSKY @zdarsky
so, if I'M saying it's NSFW, you know to be careful clicking this right? nomoremicrophones.tumblr.com/post/980964940…
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Whitney Reynolds @whitneyarner
Seriously, though, how did Willow Pape get my phone number
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Husband of the Year @Fauxedo
@Vajayjayabrams I'm nothing if not a follower.
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Luke McKay @lukemckay
In a moment of perfect comedy our waitress filled our candle glass with water when refilling our cups.
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Hella Mirren @hey_friend
@Vajayjayabrams girl stop
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Justin McElroy @JustinMcElroy
secret #mbmbam logo at 6:20 in this new @realjohngreen video! youtu.be/_pFCpKtwCkI
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Hella Mirren @hey_friend
@Vajayjayabrams hot barf
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Kristina Rogers @kayemarrh
@hey_friend @Vajayjayabrams hot moms are the best. hot mom high five, holly.
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Laci Green @gogreen18
as soon as i saw i'd passed the 1 million mark i went from squealing to ugly crying in literally 2 seconds pic.twitter.com/tjFioaX9re
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Aib @Aibsterfied
Risks being dragged to another movie for the prospect of food
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Trick or Kate @kateleth
I'm doing my first character cosplay ever at DICE next weekend - Luci from The Wicked + The Divine. tmblr.co/Z5k8Wy1RNS7Y5
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Suppi @Wings_of_Ash
Excuse me while I watch my favorite movie.
youtube.com/watch?v=gTBF_e…
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THEAmber⭐️ @ImLivingAmber
@Vajayjayabrams 😂😂 THE MOOD SWINGS. Gets me every time.
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Gary Tyrrell @fleenguy
@Vajayjayabrams "Reformed Teen, Awesome"
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Mals @malsbury
@Vajayjayabrams - Oh yeah, I'm one of jerks that just puts ppl in lists.

PS: You're very welcome.
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☆ vicki ☆ @fawnvic
THE Y KISSED THIS IS...................................
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☆ vicki ☆ @fawnvic
"can you make the hair bigger" -steam train making Dan Avidan on Sims 4
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2
Sparrow's Song Ent. @grace_garbage
@Vajayjayabrams I seriously just need an Eliza pizza sesh
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Kris Straub @krisstraub
i never really bought into "don't worry, i'm sure they'll make it interesting/add that feature later"
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Sparrow's Song Ent. @grace_garbage
Well I could cook or go out or order takeout or grocery shop or stave or sleep
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Karla Pacheco @THEKarlaPacheco
A KARLATTE "@jordannwitt: Dear @THEKarlaPacheco zohbugg.tumblr.com/post/980970040…"
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2
Jordan Denecour @JordanDenecour
Is it Girl Scout cookie season yet?
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3
Mark Popham @markpopham
"Take my wife....'s name. PLEASE." - my first joke as the World's #1 Feminist Stand-Up, I am immediately anointed "Galactic Overlord"
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2
Eszter @eszter_domonkos
@gerardway hi pic.twitter.com/kKzkfmwfZi
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Vlad Masters @vladimirmasters
@sharkzonedagain it say my laptop is outdate
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PUMPKINSPICEMCSPOOKY @ianmcginty
SML CHIC pic.twitter.com/yTDyTWajBD
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Vlad Masters @vladimirmasters
we did it pic.twitter.com/53QeZjkDUa
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lizard dad @chaikittens
lookit me view
ok now i put down my phone because my next round is in 2 minutes lmao pic.twitter.com/xrrN5TJuVH
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5
Cold Brëast Shamër @TheQuinnspiracy
ahahaha of course the amazing atheist made a video about me that repeats debunked bullshit. fuck today I'm going back to playing games.
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29
Kate Beaton @beatonna
I feel bad for anyone around me these days because my sister is due any moment, and all I can see is babies. Boyfriend is model of patience.
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77
4
Mike Roe @MikeRoe
@esiwasil Sadly no, though I AM in a cafe, so, pretty close!
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2
Lisa Wise @esiwasil
@MikeRoe did they then rob the diner you were in?
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2
Mike Roe @MikeRoe
Heard somebody call someone else "honey bunny" in real life and this is why I want you to support the outlawing of Pulp Fiction DVDs.
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rstevens 3.01 @rstevens
Twitter, you should have *seen* the free sandwich I just lucked into
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn
Coffee smells amazing. Spilled coffee smells like dirty buttholes.
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Vlad Masters @vladimirmasters
@Vajayjayabrams yes
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☆ vicki ☆ @fawnvic
@Vajayjayabrams 33.media.tumblr.com/643ae852da55af…
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Cold Brëast Shamër @TheQuinnspiracy
wasn't shit supposed to change after Zelda Williams got run off?
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☆ vicki ☆ @fawnvic
33.media.tumblr.com/c0d0c2d1f32b80…
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Whitney Reynolds @whitneyarner
In conclusion: namaste. 🙏 #pyramidcollection pic.twitter.com/AnptFgyMjY
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kc grəən @kcgreenn
im way behind on steven universe. coach steven was amazing
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28
Cold Brëast Shamër @TheQuinnspiracy
oh fun. @twitter only SUSPENDED the guy sending me dead baby pics and he's back. best reporting infrastructure ever.
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rstevens 3.01 @rstevens
need a new coffee table? save money AND make things easier on your family in the future by buying yourself a coffin instead!
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2
lizard dad @chaikittens
my épée tournament starts at 6. I'm heading up to the stage now! wish me luck!!!!
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Shane Newville (쉐인) @shanenewville
I just noticed my left eye sees in 4k. My right only sees in 1080p.
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1
Lizzie Bartelt @LizzieBartelt
@esiwasil how can you hate on an oreo!!
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1
✨ill bro baggins✨ @theindigi
@Vajayjayabrams I feel like a freaking grandpa reading your tweets sometimes, it's like looking at the matrix. what does this mean
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Vlad Masters @vladimirmasters
@Vajayjayabrams thanks
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Vlad Masters @vladimirmasters
jame.............. jam
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ClickHole @ClickHole
America’s Dark History: We Put A Man On The Moon, But He Didn’t Get To Stay Up There clickhole.com/r/935tsd pic.twitter.com/vXx1t0SkB8
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CHIP NICE ZDARSKY @zdarsky
@mattfraction @ErikaMoen what about dave sim
isn't cerebus just a bunch of dildos taped together
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35
5
BUTT STUFF WEREWOLF @mattfraction
Wait wait wait there's @ErikaMoen No CANADIAN draws more or better Dildos in comics than @zdarsky PROBABLY
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46
10
_φ( ̄ー ̄ ) Empress @Rvb_Techsupport
So when Ben becomes YouTube famous I can start talking to the people I admire or
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5
B ☼ @slomoguys
OK if you're mumbling and I ask "What?" Do NOT scream at me. It is not my fault I can't hear you, Mumbles McGee.
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5
Adore Delano @AdoreDelano
What's up with all these little kids talking shit on social media sites? Sometimes I wish I was 13 again just so I could smack your ass up.
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430
157
Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty
mind the fap
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156
62
Vlad Masters @vladimirmasters
@Vajayjayabrams here we go time for team brocean
1d in reply to Vajayjayabrams               
1
Vlad Masters @vladimirmasters
im my own fandom
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4
Vlad Masters @vladimirmasters
i wanna record playing pokemon so i can me in a pokemon au
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6
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