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Kumail NanjianiLos Angeles2009-04-02
@kumailn1,843 days
HBO show Silicon Valley. Portlandia. Comedy special Beta Male on http://t.co/LnJGhQG7e3. Co-host of gaming podcast The Indoor Kids on Nerdist network.
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Mike Birbiglia @birbigs
@kumailn which part? You buying all of them?
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Kelly Dwyer @KDonhoops
@Flaminbeast @kumailn He didn't school me he got that bit from Mencia.
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Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy
@iamcolinquinn I'm supposed to fly to NY today but I don't want to be in the same city as that tweet.
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Nathan Tunell @NathanTunell
@kumailn Been watching #SiliconValley, show is great and all of your lines are just perfectly delivered. Huge fan.
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Perspectivator C-137 @perspectivator
@kumailn The set dressing, as is your acting, is perfect.
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Dook Diggler @dltmatt
@kumailn can you get me on the besties plan?
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Alix Brown @ahhhlix
@kumailn Had a great time meeting you last night! You're hilarious. Here's to our newfound life goal of finding "Mouse" (whoever he may be).
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Big Country @michaelrooney26
@kumailn don't forget to point at your eyes, then to the guy next to you, then your eyes again
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Emily V Gordon @thegynomite
I wrote this piece for @TheToast about the relationship lessons I've learned from being a therapist. Go read! the-toast.net/2014/04/17/les…
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Chris @ChrisBurden28
@kumailn you clearly don't know me, I learned it from a homeless man
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BiffSavage @BiffSavage
@kumailn Silicon Valley kicks ass! Keep up the awesome work! You had some great lines in the last ep!
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Jac Kern @jackern
@kumailn I am loving (and therefore @CityBeatCincy is loving) the smart + hilarious #siliconvalley citybeat.com/cincinnati/art…
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Daniel J @_AKA_DJ
@kumailn: We really need to land on a meaning of "bi-weekly."”We didn't land on a meaning if bi-weekly, a meaning of bi-weekly landed on us
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Allison Fine Mishkin @AFineMishkin
Didn't know it was possible to love @kumailn anymore than I already did...until I started watching Silicon Valley.
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Rob Fee @robfee
Hey Gotham City criminals, why isn’t the first thing on your to-do list “Unplug the Bat Signal”?
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Andrew Myers @IndyAndroid
I just called my cable provider to subscribe to HBO to check out @kumailn's new show #SiliconValley
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James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak
Wanna feel old? Base-ball is no longer hyphenated!
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Josh Lawson @joshlaw81
@kumailn Big fan, man. The new show is brilliant. I'm completely hooked.
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Jenni Konner @campsucks
I love that point in a young celebrity's life when they start talking to the press about whether monogamy really exists.
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Doug Gobrecht @hunkleberryfinn
@kumailn Hey great job Kumail, keep up the work that's not quite as good as another show #butts
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RickyFTW @rickyftw
@kumailn change the name to Silicone Valley and make with the tits man.
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Max Silvestri @maxsilvestri
@JoeMande @kumailn hate stepping on Kumail's big news but AFF has also retweeted me.
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Joe Mande @JoeMande
Big congrats to @kumailn for this RT pic.twitter.com/qxfrIFns2Z
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Stanislav @MediumGallery
@kumailn you're killin' it on Silicone Valley.
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Chad Harrison @chadharrison14
@kumailn episode 1 brought me in and episode 2 sold me..love Silicon Valley!
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erhantson @mortimeryoungAA
Hey @kumailn, mushroom stamp!
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Alex Baze @bazecraze
It was love at first.
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Tess Morris @TheTessMorris
@garywhitta @kumailn @nickjfrost Continually bringing actors and writers together, in a safe virtual world.
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Mike Virata @Mike_Virata
@kumailn I saw you on #Conan. You are a funny guy. Haha funny. Now back to intro kids.
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Mindy Kaling @mindykaling
Damn @MikeJudge, Silicon Valley is so fucking good. Everyone watch right now
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Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan
@kumailn @GameOfThrones @VeepHBO True dat. My favorite part of the show is YOUUUUUUU KUMAIL!
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Judd Apatow @JuddApatow
@kumailn: In a way it's good we never saw Kurt Cobain on twitter.” I don't think he would have enjoyed it.
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Steffen Stø @TVMaury
@kumailn funniest thing you have done beside stand-up. Great job to all of you guys. Seen the first 5 and can't wait for mre!
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Moshe Kasher @moshekasher
All your Coachella jokes are just Burning Man jokes but more corporate.
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Alex Beyer @rccrf
@kumailn wanted to be offended by the eye contact joke on Silicon Valley, but as an autistic man I had to agree with it, very funny
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that guy u met once @Jdacey0808
@nottjmiller @kumailn hey I just saw Silicon Valley and that show is incredible
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Angry_Canadian @StoneColdAnimal
@nottjmiller @kumailn just watched Silicon Valley. Excellent show and it's both witty and funny #dontfuckthisup
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Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell
@DustinMartian Wait- you have a girlfriend? How come you never mention her?
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Elle, My Belle @elle_sol
Those working in the tech industry need to watch #SiliconValley. If not for the premise, then for the comedians @kumailn & TJ Miller <3 #fb
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Erica Ann @epiks13
#SiliconValleyHBO just makes me love @kumailn and @MartinStarr so much more
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Gary Whitta @garywhitta
@kumailn I’d be sad about a singular donut myself. Was that all that was available?
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jakedockter @jakedockter
@kumailn dude, #SiliconValleyHBO is soo good. mostly cuz of some #kumail
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Adam Cayton-Holland @CaytonHolland
@kumailn DUDE! Are you okay?!
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Chelsea Peretti @ChelseaVPeretti
@kumailn then I changed my mind I don't like him
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Sean Vanaman @vanaman
When someone fav's a tweet with a spelling error I want to clutch them to my chest and whisper "thank you for seeing past my hideous face."
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Ryan F. @ryanhide
.@StellarK22 #SiliconValleyHBO was hilarious btw. Much respect to the always great @MartinStarr & @kumailn
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Richard Zatloukal @Ultimate2099
Just watched the first ep of Silicon Valley, @kumailn. It was funny as hell, man, can't wait to see more.
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Tyler Tarver @tylertarver
@kumailn I watched your new show. It was good.
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Brendon Skateboarder @brendonwalsh
@ChelseaVPeretti that's some straight up fatbitch behavior
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Chelsea Peretti @ChelseaVPeretti
EATING CAKE IN THE MIRROR
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In Medias Rad @InMediasRad
@kumailn You are a delight. I hope all your dreams come true and you achieve precisely the amount of fame you are comfortable with.
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Jake Tapper @jaketapper
When someone says you're earning brownie points, you shouldn't expect to see any brownies
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Josh Comers @joshcomers
My heart goes out to all the families of adult wrestling fans.
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Martin Starr @MartinStarr
This guy gets it! “@maxomai: #SiliconValleyHBO is the most depressing show I've seen in a while. Note to the writers: 0x9 times 0xF = 0x87.”
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Speak In Code @SpeakInCode
@kumailn just saw you on @ConanOBrien needless to say I will be watching Beta Male and #SiliconValley ASAP!
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Rich Fulcher @Rich_Fulcher
Ben Gazzara's Malted Nut Balls @midnight #RejectedIceCream
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Cat Mamis @Matt_the_Hulk
I'm broke and I just bought your album with my last ten bucks. Thanks... @kumailn
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Mark Valadez @blarkmamba
Just saw silicon valley. @kumailn this show is genius.
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Adele Dazeem @loverrlylucy
@kumailn I'm super late to the party, but Beta Male is SO good. Keeping me content on a rainy/sickness filled Tuesday. Thank you!
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Drew McWeeny @DrewAtHitFix
@kumailn Loved the first episode, man. Great dense cast. Can't wait to see where it goes.
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Audrey Cleo @audreycleo
I'm not sure if anyone outside of Silicon Valley cares if anyone inside Silicon Valley likes #SiliconValleyHBO.
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Owen Watson @babypopdipstick
@kumailn Hey! I did alot of animation for your character in tomorrow nights episode of @TripTank on @ComedyCentral #triptank #genies #semen
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Sarah Thyre @SarahThyre
My British drag name is Fanny Slag.
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Cheryl Heuton @CherylHeuton
@kumailn Silicon Valley was so great. Congratulations. I can't wait for the next episode.
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Martin Starr @MartinStarr
@colinstone @kumailn I hope that standard remains true
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Andy Richter @AndyRichter
@kumailn seems like a pretty frivolous use of important technology
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Alison Brie @alisonbrie
@kumailn Thanks Kumail!! You were great in the first ep of Silicon Valley! Excited for more!
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Kate Knibbs @KateKnibbs
Reviewed #SiliconValley. I liked it! (But it needs more women + more @kumailn.) dailydot.com/entertainment/…
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A Girl Named Daryl @loki_starr
@kumailn You were, by far, the best thing about #SiliconValleyHBO. Always so funny.
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Moisés Chiullan @moiseschiu
@kumailn the show is so, so, so good.
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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan
hey, @kumailn & @nottjmiller & @Middleditch & @MikeJudge & everyone else & the internet... #SiliconValleyHBO is great!
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Ken Jennings @KenJennings
Motion to rename biological clock "restless egg syndrome."
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timothycsimons @timothycsimons
'Its ridiculous that HBOGO would crash. Their service is terrible.' - someone using their cousins' boyfriend's sister's login.
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Sophie @SewSmoothSophie
@kumailn excited for the return of Prismo on Adventure Time.My buddy wanted to BE Prismo while skiing so I made this. pic.twitter.com/YQsipQ9T00
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kevinbiegel @kbiegel
@kumailn the show is great. Congrats man. Damn. It's so good.
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Al LeVine @allevine
#SiliconValleyHBO -- the perfect show for comedy + tech nerds. Congrats @nottjmiller @kumailn @MartinStarr @Middleditch -- great shit!
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Brandon Goebel @BrandinGobull
@ikebarinholtz @kumailn I'm with Ike. Hated the change, and Silicon Valley was amazing. Will be my new recommendation.
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Ken Jeong @kenjeong
Really really love #SiliconValley. Kudos to @nottjmiller @kumailn @MartinStarr and the whole cast! Fleventy-Five Stars.
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Anders Holm @ders808
@kumailn holy shit. RIP. Enjoying the show.
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Hannah Simone @HannahSimone
@kumailn you are just the best. That's all.
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curtis james gwinn @curtisgwinn
@kumailn you were great!
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Alex Kliegman @alexkliegman
@kumailn Your new show is dope as fuck #sixseasonsandamovie
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Mr. Wooderson @spros1964
@kumailn Silicon Valley > Game of Thrones
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Melissa Russell @MelissaRLA
@kumailn Loved it!!
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T.J. Miller @nottjmiller
Everyone watching #SiliconValleyHBO on @HBO right now? Or are you bathing your grandmothers. Because both are important. Truly.
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Ike Barinholtz @ikebarinholtz
@kumailn yeah bad call. On a more positive note your show is awesome!
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landon d. mise @landondmise
@kumailn Dude Silicon Valley had me in stitches. I'm so excited to see this awesome premise unfold. You were great! Congrats!
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goodboygreg @goodboygreg
@kumailn you gettin famous!! premiere was solid, love the general calling out of the self important fuckers in tech #N3rdTweet
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T.J. Miller @nottjmiller
@mwoodell @kumailn @Middleditch Mark you're a great guy @HBO loves you very much and wants to hold your children.
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Megan Ganz @meganganz
Silicon Valley is the most promising comedy I've seen in years. So excited to watch @MikeJudge do it yet again!
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BenDavid Grabinski @bdgrabinski
@kumailn Dude. It's so good! Even better than I expected!
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Matthew Burnside @MatthewBurnside
#SiliconValleyHBO is exactly what I despise The Big Bang Theory for not being. @MikeJudge is the king!
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Kevin Pereira @kpereira
So psyched to watch @kumailn do his thing on @HBO tonight. Everyone watch #SiliconValleyHBO and absorb his majesty! (Congrats buddy.)
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Trey @SaintTrey
This side up @kumailn
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Sean Ridenour @s_ridenour
@kumailn That’s a lot of shows, man. A really big time commitment. And you KNOW how I am with commitment! *audience laughs*
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack
Hey factory worker, are you my DVR? 'Cause you be workin' overtime tonight.
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Gabby Oyarzun @GibbiGabs
@kumailn you mean "Miami Beach". It definitely ain't that nuts in the "mainland" area.
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Jake Fogelnest @jakefogelnest
@kumailn Just because you're my lead in on HBO doesn't mean you can bully me!!! #SiliconBully
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey
Today is a good day to call your parents, tell them you love them, get their HBO GO password, and watch @kumailn in Silicon Valley.
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Matt Haughey @mathowie
Today I signed up for HBO for the first time in nearly ten years, for HBO GO and to see @kumailn on the new Silicon Valley premiere tonight.
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kyle davis @shadedonkey
2night @10pm #SiliconValleyHBO is on don't miss it! My buddys @MartinStarr & @kumailn have an amazing make out scene! pic.twitter.com/Zsncb7d8wa
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d a singer @dasinger22
@kumailn you were so funny in Portlandia date sketch. Enjoy your work on that awesome show. Is it fun with@Carrie_Rachel & Fred? Looks it.
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Chelsea Peretti @ChelseaVPeretti
@kumailn yes and they go to commercial breaks as he starts reeling all athletic like its a whale
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
I REALLY hope you watch my new special 2nite. But if you watch #SiliconValleyHBO or @VeepHBO instead? Can't blame you. #TragedyComedyTime
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Reid Scott @ReidScott_
Tonight after the make-believe of @GameOfThrones & #SiliconValleyHBO come back to “reality” with @VeepHBO at 10:30pm pic.twitter.com/sJdCOGRq9r
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Gillian Jacobs @GillianJacobs
@kumailn !!! pic.twitter.com/MqK0zx6DJY
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Natty G. @MIAredsfanswife
@kumailn @TheDutchMiami you in SOBE? Sweet! The mistake was going to SOBE. You should hang out with real miamians...in kendall!
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Theodore Finkiewicz @mellowshpslinky
@kumailn @azizansari are my favorite comedians, is that racist? is it racist to ask?
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gainesvillepolis @gainesvilepolis
@kumailn oh, and also forgot to add a few pretty important commandments! man, am I a slacker for not adding ANYTHING about selling humans!
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Ryan Stopsling @RyanSaysThings
@kumailn "Hey, it's me, God again. All of my decisions have proven to be questionable at best. Enjoy having to go to the bathroom daily!"
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Anders Holm @ders808
@kumailn so you LOVE it?
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Fred Beukema @beukema
Attn @kumailn RT @nprmonkeysee: “Kumail Nanjiani in SILICON VALLEY is my favorite new comedy performance in quite a while.“
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Joe Bua @JoeWatchesTV
Love for @kumailn. #SiliconValleyHBO Sunday at 10 e/p. pic.twitter.com/W0B60s8P2Y
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Melody Bucher @MelodyJanne
@kumailn Just got home from the show tonite and created a Twitter to tell you how sorry I am about the crowd. You're great, they were awful.
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Dave Warren @davecwarren
@kumailn I can't get "snack dick" out of my head. Brilliant term.
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Mike Nigrelli @NigrelliMike
@kumailn Created aTwitter toTell you how sorryI am for how rude the crowd was tonight in SFL.Hope to c ur act tomorrow & get 2 meet u guys.
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Derek Faraci @WH_Woolhat
@devincf I read that to the rhythm to Werewolves of London. Now in my head it ends with " and his cowl was perfect"
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ㅤveronica @vrnc_crsp
@kumailn sry for crowd smh
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Gabby Oyarzun @GibbiGabs
@kumailn I would have stayed to say it in person but I had to run to catch the 10p @midnight show. hopefully I see u guys after and say hi!
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Mystery Devin Faraci @devincf
There's a black Batman on Hollywood Blvd and he is walking with smooth swagger.
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dylie the great @LooselyBelted
@kumailn I'm sorry that Miami is a vapid pile of crap
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Stephen Bell @atSTEPHENBELL
.@kumailn is a class act
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Gabby Oyarzun @GibbiGabs
@kumailn I want to apologize for that sushi bitch. Yeah. Miami sucks we hate it too. Hearing her friends babble was worse. Your show was GR8
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Tyler Edwards @Und3rAverageJoe
@kumailn @MartinStarr @nottjmiller Just read a Silicon Valley preview on @Grantland33. I can't wait! Hope it's a huge success.
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kyle davis @shadedonkey
wanted 2give a shout out2 my homies @MartinStarr @kumailn went 2 the screening of there show Silicon Valley last night It's fucking amazing!
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Robin Kimball @RobinKimball
Hey, handsome! Excited to see the show! RT @HBO: .@kumailn walks the red carpet at the #SiliconValleyHBO premiere. pic.twitter.com/lhJ6VroRru
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Clifton Collins Jr. @ccollinsjr
Woke up laughing thinking about @MikeJudge #SiliconValleyHBO @nottjmiller @kumailn @realjknoxville pic.twitter.com/G8yvj8XsbL
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REVIEW: How to Make It In HBO’s Silicon Valley dlvr.it/5K3f04
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Jonah Peretti @peretti
@kumailn you are very funny in the show! Chelsea has good taste in acquaintances ;)
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Joe Mande @JoeMande
@kumailn @ChelseaVPeretti @peretti oh boy
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Chelsea Peretti @ChelseaVPeretti
@kumailn @peretti aquaintences
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Ben Bjork @asaturnformars
@kumailn #SiliconValleyHBO looks great, man. One of my most anticipated new series.
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KIMbo @KimBond0014
@kumailn You are hysterical!! I love the Portlandia Cell Phone sales guy...xxooxo
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Punk0 @Punk0
@kumailn Is non Johnny acceptable for your last name?
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KFlo @Elegant_Name
@kumailn I watch a lot of standup and your special "Beta Male" was tops. Thanks for the laughs!
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David Angelo @MrDavidAngelo
@croninwhocares Ugh. Wait til there's an indicator light to update Adobe.
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Wil Wheaton @wilw
@kumailn totally should have won @midnight tonight. #butts
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Matt Mira @MattMira
StappChat (just shows dick pics of creed's Scott Stapp) #failedApps @midnight
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Chad Heritage @Chadispro
Silicon Valley looks fucking amazing. @nottjmiller @kumailn @Middleditch
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EricaOyama @EricaOyama
Nothing makes me sadder than this option for sleeping on an airplane. pic.twitter.com/z3scGPJcAX
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Eric Smith @ricodued
@kumailn Every time you show up on Portlandia I'm all like, AWWW YEAHHHHHH KUMAIL! You're the best.
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Reggie Lee @MrReggieLee
@kumailn uh...someone's on a billboard in the sunset strip. Initials KN.
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Eli Braden @EliBraden
Just saw this dude hanging out in front of a record shop in Silverlake pic.twitter.com/kfnvljVk0g
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Benjamin Simpson @simps
@kumailn @thegynomite @jerslater @adamdorsey pic.twitter.com/u2Yz0TL7K1
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Andy Richter @AndyRichter
@kumailn Check into the Burn Ward, bitch!
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David Koechner @DavidKoechner
@kumailn I remain undecided.
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Paul McGee @beef_time
@kumailn hey I bought beta male on iTunes. You, sir are brilliant. Pakistan sounds a lot like my childhood in England
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Miles @SaalBoat
Oh my god @kumailn AND @nottjmiller AND @zwoodsie AND @Middleditch AND @MartinStarr together??? On a Mike Judge show?! I'm hooked already.
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Shaan Akbar @shaanakbar
Just saw animated gifs with @kumailn clowning @CallofDuty Karachi map -- dude, you're Pakistani?! Am an even bigger fan now @ifcportlandia
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Mark Jarred @lordtara
@kumailn also don't zip up while your dick is still out
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LTP @LeonardTPants
@kumailn I've had "snack dick" stuck in my head for several days.
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Domoslayer @domoslayer
@kumailn hi kumail. your tweets are funny kumail. bye kumail.
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You don't gnome me. @MrParacletes
@HaiderIsWriting @kumailn Beat me to it. :-)
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Syed Ali Haider @HaiderIsWriting
@kumailn and don't fret about that porn in the VCR
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Jay Baruchel @BaruchelNDG
The difference between snot and boogers seems to be down to context and moisture. #HappyBirthdayLadyGaga
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Luc Jacobsen @red_winterbeard
@kumailn Xbox One percent problem? Xbox 1st world problem? Can't wait to workshop this one.
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Javier Colón @JAVI3R21
@kumailn Big fan, i watch it yesterday, the best one yet...loved that bit you were awesome
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Titanic Sinclair @titanicsinclair
@kumailn that lovely face of yours is plastered ALL OVER Hollywood. Feelsgoodman.jpg
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Nathan Rabin @nathanrabin
I think it detracts from the underlying seriousness of NOAH that its tagline is "Get ready for the ORIGINAL reboot."
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radiomadison @RadioMadison
@kumailn I think you're really really really really really really funny
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Casey Smith @Mr_Smythe182
Pumped for #SiliconValley on HBO. Hard to go wrong when you combine @nottjmiller and @kumailn! Two very funny dudes.
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bsgfodder @bsgfodder
@kumailn have you seen The Fall with Gillian Anderson? Up there with True Detective….
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Riki Lindhome @rikilindhome
@kumailn i prefer "see through" or "greenish blueish".
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Tom Crabtree @itsCrab
@kumailn Or "chewy".
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Barbara Sirois Doyle @BarbaraMSD
@kumailn Apparently I will never stop walking around singing "HAppy BIRTHday! Thank you very much!" So thanks for that.
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Andrew @vakkymon
#AtMidnightDreamTeam @danharmon, @JeffBryanDavis, @ErinMcGathy/@kumailn #Harmontown @midnight
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Will, Son of Niel @TheForman_
@kumailn its safe to say imo you're one of my favorite people on this planet & I really hope you're in more stuff, you're awesome #realjuice
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planx_constant @planx_constant
@kumailn Why did you have to tell me about Threes?! I have a family and a job, you monster!
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Dan Litwiller @litwille
@kumailn Martin Short agrees! (Disagrees?) pic.twitter.com/Y4fM6Xipee
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tj matheny @TJECS206
finally watching @kumailn special #BetaMale I'm struggling breathing i'm laughing so hard. The monkey bit almost cause hyperventilation.
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aquaseafoam @aquaseafoam0
@kumailn @ifcportlandia I love you Kumail
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nina alter @ninavizz
@kumailn My fav short, yet! Well, ok... it's tied with Brunch Village. :) /cc @ifcportlandia
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sean oconnor @seanoconnz
Happy Birthday to @MikeDrucker. You are one of my favorites. And You are officially now too old to get fake married again.
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Amy Schumer @amyschumer
Follow Saturday. These boys I love and miss @AnthonyCumia @OpieRadio @JimNorton @attell @ericandre @julezmac @kumailn @hannibalburess
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Sweet Soaps Media @SweetSoaps
The Worst Startup Job Titles Ever ( digital prophet ha ha buzzfeed.com/siliconvalleyh…
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Patrick Cassels @patrick_cassels
In honor of Pi Day, let's all act "irrational" hahaha! (**Jerks wheel and drives car into storefront.**)
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Portlandia @portlandia
"What's a library? Is that like a big Kindle?" - @kumailn on tonight's new ep. #Portlandia cc: @AmazonKindle pic.twitter.com/XRvAN5Whzm
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Eric Andre @ericandre
@kumailn @nottjmiller sorry guys. couldn't resist pic.twitter.com/RcCBX9vOJD
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Carrie Brownstein @Carrie_Rachel
Is your human bandwidth full? Consider declaring social bankruptcy. A new sketch featuring @kumailn goo.gl/miDxwc #Portlandia
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Jon Daly @jondaly
Twitter: It's garbage.
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Joseph Hynson @JoeyHynson
@kumailn Hey, I love pot pies, Kumail. They're the Hot Pockets of the middle class.
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sean oconnor @seanoconnz
@kumailn I like Apple Paltrow-Martin.
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Jake Tapper @jaketapper
@Chantelesque @kumailn you are a tough one, Chantel
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Jake Tapper @jaketapper
@EugeneMirman @kumailn it's where i get the best scoops, संस्कृतम्
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Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman
@kumailn I always wondered why so many news stories I read are in Sanskrit at the bottom of cliffs.
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Emily V Gordon @thegynomite
I'm writing for Sulia now! Come see my first baby post on relationships here- sulia.com/source/1265190…
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Yadre Nightwalker @yadretigress
@FilmCritHULK still hung up on the fact that every version of Batman ever gives us the impression that Martha Wayne "was there too, I guess"
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David Gudmundsson @david_jimmyg
@kumailn guess your parents don't have twitter then ;)
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Carlos Adama @Carlos_Adama
Kumail Nanjiani and Dan Harmon doing True Detective improv in the latest Harmontown is making me choke with laughter at work
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Andy Richter @AndyRichter
For me Rocky IV has become a cable must-stop. Love it. It's like somebody spent $20 mil on an episode of CHiPS
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack
You are. RT @kumailn This is the only good one. #burn
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Leslie Bibb @mslesliebibb
I am so excited to see @kumailn & @MartinStarr in #SiliconValley with my friend #MattRoss! It's going to be epic!#funnyfuckers
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Jason Miller @longwall26
FYI those little crosses along the interstate aren't for squirrel crucifixions. I was wrong. The article I wrote about this was wrong.
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Andy Richter @AndyRichter
@kellyoxford @kumailn puh-leeze! YOURE ADDICTED TO GLAMOUR NOW!
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kelly oxford @kellyoxford
@kumailn i've found this so insane about this place. there is nothing like this in canada. i should go back.
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Joe Allen @ThusSpokeJoseph
An "elsie", if you will. RT @kumailn: Taking a picture of someone else is now referred to as a "reverse selfie."
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Esquire Magazine @Esquiremag
I wonder if any of the clothes in "American Hustle" were characters in themselves! -PFT
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Esquire Magazine @Esquiremag
Congratulations on that Samsung voiceover cash, @Neilbrennan! -@PFTompkins
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Mars Argo @marsargo
Does "strumming my pain" mean what I think it means?
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