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Sport zorgt voor zoveel leuke momenten in mijn leven. Knap gedaan! VIDEO
Proficiat ! Good work mee de embraillage, softly from the one to the two and from the two to the tree. Thats like make love eh :-)
Photographer recreates clichéd horror movie scenes using his young daughters as subjects
Als ik een slechte recensie, wat zeg ik, ook maar 1 slecht woord over Nick Cave lees, dan vil ik de schrijver (m/v) levend.
"A blind man should have the best glasses in town" -Mike
"Whenever somebody's in a line looking mopy I call it 'holocaust style'" -Mike
"Cash is fucking disgusting. It's like carrying around a man's underwear all day and swiping it" -Mike David
"You never see a man snap a dog's neck anymore" -Mike David
"We would not have rap music if it weren't for slavery, 'cause they'd still be living in the jungle"
"How do they know it was a , and not just a fireworks factory that exploded?" -Mike David
"You never see a lot of fat albinos. ... Is that 'cause no one wants to eat around them?" -James Fritz
"Maybe the good men don't sit across from people" -Mike David
"I'm like the type of dude who rents a surfboard, but every time he goes to the ocean, there aren't any waves" -Mike David
"If you can't quit smoking, you are a pure faggot. You have mental problems, and you should be put in some sort of camp" -Mike
"I'm thinking of cutting my sideburns real high, like a fuckin' nut" -Mike David
"By faggots I mean people who aren't gay who act worse than gays" -Mike David
"I think, if the dick was attached to the skeleton, the skeleton would be wearing pants" - Mike David
"There's got to be a formula for honey. If a bee can make it, so can man. I don't understand" -Mike
"I hate black people. All black people. Even the good ones" -Mike David
"I don't need to know anything about rap to know that everything I've heard is wrong" -Mike David
"It used to be, when you listened to Red Bar, it's comedy show. Now it's the complaints of a dying man" -
"I want to non-anonymize the internet, really! Take all the fucking masks off these fucking dorks" -Mike
"You know what's sillier than women not being able to vote? Voting" -Mike David
"The worst thing that can happen during sex is you get AIDS, and that's only for the blacks and the gays" -Mike David
"I will turn down pussy, if the face of that pussy does not have a tooth" -Mike David
"Is it normal for your ribs to feel like old beans?" -Mike David
"When people say 'I hate ', what you're really saying is 'I hate the people that I know'" -Mike
"If you can't give me a reason for something, then you need to be buried" -Mike David
"If a man with a beard writes anything, it's a lie. … Men should not be writing things if they have a full beard" -Mike David
"I'm cool with people getting crazy when it comes to sex – that doesn't mean you go fuck a man" -Mike
"If you can drink a can of Dr. Pepper, then you can pull the trigger and put a bullet through your head" -Mike David
"The other day I filled a convertible up with stacks of cash, and ghost-rid it into a pond" -Mike David
"That's the thing about moms, they don't charge for food" -Mike David
"If you believe in ducks, then you should believe in everything" –Mike David
"A pterodactyl is pretty close to a demon" –Mike David
"The dinosaurs had no idea that we'd ever exist because they couldn't even think that hard" -Mike
"It used to be, when a man wanted to impress a girl, he would throw knives all around the room" –Mike
Don't like the new Facebook. I still have all the same friends.
the gods don't care about honesty or forgiveness. they seek beauty. and that's why they're so desperate for us.