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my nigga, you are two timezones away. I dare you.
A 2 hour export is a perfect time to not write a paper and a more perfect time to listen to Black Panties
Maybe if we could convince Criss Angel to attempt to escape from INSIDE David Blaine we'd be rid of them both.
Stick Stickly and FACE.. Nick Jr had the most uninventive TV characters lol.
Congrats to Regina Spektor on her Grammy Award nomination for the theme song, "You've Got Time"!
The 2014 FIFA World Cup draw.
Socks are rly important to me.
"why do you buy so many bras and panties, you don't even have anyone to wear them for."
Only if I find you attractive will I look at your snapchat for the full time.
All Too Well x Taylor Swift
My sister won cards against humanity, I'm so proud 😂
Im just tryna take a girl to gameworks, then for wings and pizza.
Probly gave birthbto a turkey at that dump session
Greetings ladies. Let's take a journey.
Made up a story about having a disabled cousin and here I am ready to gtfo and have some lamb
LoL at all the people in shorts and tanks at the airport...Welcome to Chicago!
I THOUGHT IT WAS 1 AM BUT NOPE IT AINT EVEN MIDNIGHT
so jelly, freezing my butt off in central Maine over here
Shut up!!!! RT : Sitting outside Starbucks drinking ICED coffee getting a tan and doing homework
keep rubbing it in, while we freeze to death. Lol
Left the theater feeling like I need to read the book. 🔥
Leaving Chicago and NASHVILLE BOUND!!! Can't wait to see yall tonight ! Let's raise some hell, then sleep for a week
How To Get Me To Attand An Event: Step 1, have a live twitter feed that displays everything under the same hashtag
: YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS ACAPELLA YAAAAAASSSS!!!!
i'm really digging black sabbath right now are you proud??
im def about to be that girl who crinkles her Wendys bag on the 3rd floor of the lib. cause food > my stomach growling
Masturbate at home, call it homecoming
Watching the first season of Teen Wolf. Again.
I'm going to sleep cause I'm being a bitch.
Doesn't it suck knowing you could be happier than you are now?
Can you stop playing music and having sex ...... Please
Hello hotties at Steak n Shake
12:00 on a Monday and I've already stated drinking. Just one if those weeks yo
But even after all this, all I want to do is talk to you.
When I saw Thor: The Dark World, and Stan Lee made his cameo, I heard someone say "It's Spike Lee" with such enthusiasm lol
. definitely sent some risqué tweets from my high school newpaper's twitter. I feel your pain
boy meets world is giving me the feels... as usual.
I voted for this unplugged "Mirrors" cover to win Response of the Year at the YouTube Music Awards. VIDEO
I have no problem if you know a bunch of famous people. But it’s lame if you retweet only when a famous person replies to you. - will
EYE LAHV CHINESE FEWWWWD 💁
My 🐯tastes like Pepsi cola. My eyes are wide like 🍰 I gots a taste for 👴
This is not an ad but I just found out that there 200 episodes of The Cosby show on hulu plus and it's still fucking funny
Making Foursquare check ins for the editing labs I spend my days in so I can be more mayors.
You guys!!! The new album is like to my ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I took my blanket out of the dryer while still hot, wrapped myself in it and now my legs are baking.
I love that "NYAAAAH!" is on an official card description for one of Joey's monsters.
One of my best friends, , turned 20 today and we've been friends since we were 7. It's honestly amazing how fast time flies.
Going to this concert because owns my soul
me: hey in my mind: omfg did i really just send that what if im annoying them they know im ugly they hate me omfg im so embarrassed
Ja rule station is the best station I have ever listened to. Every song that comes on brings good vibes.
Thank you to the resident who brought us a bag of jimmy johns bread☺
I wanna fuck the Franco brothers senseless.
People watch things that I do on the internet, then talk about it on twitter. I'm the luckiest dude in the world. Thank you.
Thanks for visiting us, College!
The old Beatles movies were so awesome.
NEW IPHONE JUST CAME AND ALL I DO IS SCAN MY FINGERPRINT. OVER AND OVER. AGAIN AND AGAIN.- WILL
DO THE THING. WIN THE POINTS. DO THE LIFE.
I don't want to like Jesus Christ Superstar as much as I do. Especially the part where he goes Chuck Kane on the temple
Just had to watch Rue die again. HungerGames
how dare Lysander disobey you! Don't worry I have pretty hello kitty bandaids!!
All that nervousness for nothing. Got into the advanced singing group at school! 😮
Litchfield is holding softball sign-ups today!
I promise you two will love each other
I had a remarkably similar thought about The Breakfast Club this morning. Iconography needs updating
I got a cherry limeade from tacobell and they made me make it myself.
@Guyy_Fawkes I'm also gonna need you to NOT
Bye at all of you "Nsync fans" when you're only 13. stop Feliciaz.
I just wanna be in a cute relationship ugh sigh
aw thanks bro. Definitely extremely proud of all your accomplishments. I knew youd be big from the 1st track we did when u were 14
Dont know if I ever expressed this, but I'm super proud of , we've both seen each other progress and its only getting better for us.
Life is too short to not feel empowered after reading a meme.
I love not being able to sleep it's 2:33 here and Eddie's Million Dollar Cookoff is on. FUCKK YES!
When I die put a couple bad bitches in my casket!
What is your take on female rapper AZEALIA BANKS?
My headphones tie knots like a sailor
Autocorrect just changed "traffic" to "Triassic". 'Cause, y'know, I type "Triassic" all the goddamn time.
*cha cha slides away from responsibilities*
I am glad we have each other in here kid.
"The bigger the star, the bigger the target" - Michael Jackson
Why are Gaga and Katy sitting with the lessers. Taylor, Selena? Really MTV.
YAYYYYY !!! I'm sorry I spam your timeline with LG related info, it's been 2 years so I need my moment lol buy it on iTunes! ;)
I'm watching America's Got Talent from Canada right now. I feel so naughty.
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
I love NY, but LA is home. Heading back home today!
An Arrested Development/Evangelion crossover in which George Michael is Shinji, Maeybe is Asuka, Anne is Rei, and Lucille is Gendo.
no Kenyon, we're not going to watch Hercules again when we could be watching Mulan.
Guess who managed to pick a class that starts a day before classes are supposed to start?
FUCK YES @ MY FRIENDS WHO ARE NOT GAGA FANS SEND ME SNAPCHATS OF THEM WATCHING APPLAUSE!!! FEELING SO ACCOMPLISHED IDK Y
OMG I WISH I COULD FIND NORMAL PEOPLE ON OMEGLE LIKE NO I DON'T WANT YOUR ASL LET'S TALK ABOUT MUSIC
My money go UPPP & her head go DOWN
It's not who you want to spend your Friday night with, it's who you want to spend all day Saturday with.
. changed her hair! She no longer looks like me. Now she looks like Portia.
This school is great! The wobble during waiting periods!
First day of Junior year... wait what?
It's my last week of summer and I'm doing absolutely nothing but working.
The Nashville music scene just like LA’s, except everyone is wayyyy less competitive and wayyyyy more encouraging. - will
That negative energy is gonna eat you up inside.
Having teachers as best friends is so raw
Ok guys its about that time now. About to take off see yall during the holidays.
Never drinking wine ever again
the "omg acquel your hair got so long, love the braids", never stops being funny.
Fully relaxed....That beach life!! #
Last day of work & of-course I have a 12 hr shift haha!! 🙏😁😝🏊
Dont act like neva told ya
Today, I learned my last name shouldn't be Dimitroff.
When my professor sends me optional summer hw....HA.it must be some sort of joke.
Lynz hugs are some of the best. :]
I'm drunk and you're still ugly. Bitch swerve
While you guys were worried about Walter White, Bruce Jenner's hair took a turn for the worst last night.
The best feeling in the world is kissing someone for the first time when you’ve really wanted to kiss them for a long time.
@Guyy_Fawkes think bout that though. Three of us, one pizza. Ain't gonna be any peace LOL
Listen to Katy Perry's new song "Roar," the lead single off her forthcoming album 'Prism':
Thomas Jefferson College Preparatory Middle School.
its a party in aaaaggraaaabaaaaaa!
I don't know why people my age think its cute to get married or worse, Pregnant. Sitchyo Ass Dowwwwn
If anyone is having a bad day, remember that today in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $801. Now its worth $58,065,210,000.
OH GOD OUR BIGGEST PANEL AUDIENCE YET!
I enjoy text adventures to a point, but I'll usually end up saying vulgar things to the AI
Layered, like nachos. Exponential growth
Obama: "Republicans used to say they had a[n Obamacare] replacement; that never arrived"
Will they kick me out of Emerson because my library books are overdue?
Making calculus jokes then having poop on them
For a chance to win a signed copy of the original handwritten "Overnight" lyrics below, just retweet the next tweet!
I think I just pulled off my first math joke.
All I've done over this vacation is eat and shop lol
I am going to steal this bed. I do not yet know how, but it's 8000% going down.
When a sign says "do not touch" and you're just like...
and also to the ones that don't.
Might be getting a second job.
I just got asked to do another photo shoot. ;] I feel special.
"These girls think they can just throw on a designer garment and call it style"
Eating healthy is hard. Especially when I want a doughnut
I feel like someone is always getting ghetto stomped while playing Yu-Gi-Oh
we can also try putting into yu-gi-oh tournaments and make money off of him destroying little kids' dreams
I thought the price was in yen at first. (¥-¥)
You want to eat more than twice a week? You better getcho ratchet ass on some super saver used textbook savings
We both wake in lonely beds in different cities,time is taking its sweet time erasing you.
I seriously cannot right now
Allisyn can't even finish her ice cream how can we be best friends
Joan Jett inspired me to wanna write some punks songs \m/ loved seeing her live tonight.
I would like a virgin mike's hard lemonade please.
Had pizza, sang Bruno Mars and Elvis Presley really obnoxiously, and watched the Kevin Hart movie with . Good day.
"And I play the variation of the D, with my index finger." Ohhhh, I can't stop laughing.
Seeing my fave Joan Jett tonight!!
If the hulk wore a monocle he would look quite...smashing
an athletic guy who cares about his grades and future is much more attractive than a boy who only cares about drugs, partys & not athletic
I am only going I miss a handful of people, and my dogs. But mostly my dogs. Haha
I'm not verified because I take photos like this
ahhhhh you got a twitter!!!!! Yayy ((:
": Playing an instrument can raise your IQ by as much as five points." Hey guys my IQ is now 5!!!
In college Ima go all out in my classes, idc if I get called a try hard I plan on doing it big!
Everyone ready for The Midsummer Station Acoustic EP out July 30? Which song are you most excited for?
If this was a movie, you'd be here by now.
Shelby's biggest fear is that clowns and hobos are gonna jump off trains and get her.