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Altaรฏr2013-02-22
@TheRealTanveer574 days
The truth can get you killed, but Truth will never die.
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We found 191 favorite tweets.
Paddy Power @paddypower
Man spends all night queuing to get very first new iPhone, drops it immediately: vine.co/v/OWIAdZ5Qx9E
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HK @hunnaaaa18
Let's hit the road ๐Ÿ‘‹ bye ๐Ÿ™Œ
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Paddy Power @paddypower
Your mate's reaction when you turn up to a club after telling them you were staying in:vine.co/v/OWepa0YpAhQ
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Altaรฏr @TheRealTanveer
"@FulhamFC: Watch the key moments from yesterday's clash with Nottingham Forest. ow.ly/BDFlY"

Rodallega's goal was the one!
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Gary Lineker @GaryLineker
Chelsea still lead. Lampard is warming up. This channel-hopping is very confusing.
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Veeran @VeeranGill
Skn my little brother wants to change his name to peter
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d.a.m.e @nolifedaniel
WTF MY EX CAN FLY???? pic.twitter.com/Yfl326nDyz
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Altaรฏr @TheRealTanveer
"There is a difference between what we are told to be true and what we see to be true."
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HK @hunnaaaa18
Flashback to the time I nearly had a heart attack because I forgot how to represent Egyptian politics #MUN pic.twitter.com/YlXghuUAeY
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Best Music Lyric @BestMusicLyric
"I hope you donโ€™t mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world." -Elton John
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GeniusFootball @GeniusFootball
Manchester United fans chant:

"Put him on a plane, bring him back from Spain, Viva Ronaldo"
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MS19 @mikesanz19
Wayne Rooney: 175 PL goals, 378 games, 58 assists

Thierry Henry: 175 PL goals, 258 games, 78 assists

Henry > Rooney

End of.
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Footy Humour @FootyHumour
To all those Man United fans who think they are back just because they are beating a rubbish QPR team. vine.co/v/MLVWZ150JLI
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Stanislas Wawrinka @stanwawrinka
Swiss team ... @DavisCup pic.twitter.com/oKBj9QMIOX
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Footy Jokes @Footy_Jokes
Stevie G And Torres In One Vine
vine.co/v/MMgYeirvj71
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Paul Mason @paulmasonnews
Trying to file article abt Shenzhen migrant workers using train wifi to organise via social media. But on E Midlands Train. Guess the rest
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Jeff Stelling @StellingJeff
I cant help not being able to spell homophobia either #RainbowLaces
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Jords @Jordan_Ireland8
@TheRealTanveer LOOOOOOOL!!
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Jords @Jordan_Ireland8
Payday Monday and my last day of work on Wednesday. Thank Welbeck ๐Ÿ™Œ
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SPORT Humour @SportHumour
What a career! pic.twitter.com/V7Owdt9fAT
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Danish Mahmood @Danishmahmood2
@TheRealTanveer @ShabaazTariq omg! The Istanbul girl is back!!!
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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore
goals: use more '90s teen movie insults pic.twitter.com/NUr6Sz2JZA
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what @tbhldgaf
when someone says i'm attractive pic.twitter.com/JDH7aimgbl
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Timothy โšฝ๏ธ @timothypohkj
First game on FIFA 15 demo and the camera man glitches HAHAHAHA pic.twitter.com/MHHwnYh4Gd
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Wu-Tang Financial @Wu_Tang_Finance
hey yo ALWAYS USE PROTECTION hedge yo variable rate debt fo real doe
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Best Music Lyric @BestMusicLyric
"And when the broken hearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be." -The Beatles
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Wu-Tang Financial @Wu_Tang_Finance
DR. DRE GONNA RELEASE DETOX AT THE END OF THIS $AAPL EVENT #DIVERSIFY
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HK @hunnaaaa18
I cannot believe my brother he just forced me to go on the apple website & watch this darn video about i don't even know what plsleafmealone
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Alizรฉ Lim @AlizeLim
Roger ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Tom Taylor @TomTaylorMade
Awesome theme park has some technical difficulties.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/xAkTijjLeM
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Sincerely Tumblr @SincerelyTumblr
Basically pic.twitter.com/9omWUXOPTc
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UNANSWERED VERSES @unanswerdverses
did jcole ever hit it in the morning?
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Football Vines @FootballVines
GOAL Remy gives France the lead 1-0 Spain vine.co/v/OunQjuTUgI0
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HK @hunnaaaa18
@TheRealTanveer @imJkohlii I was literally gonna tweet that
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HK @hunnaaaa18
also do you notice how they haven't done a decent news report on Pakistan? they just don't care
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Footy Jokes @Footy_Jokes
Di Maria at Man United -- RT
Di Maria at Real Madrid - FAV pic.twitter.com/VrIG1pvxi2
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HK @hunnaaaa18
The cashier woman asked me what degree I'm doing so I said Arabic and I kid you not she was about to cry because she wants to learn it too
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Pharaoh @MentalDisasters
"how is that racist?"- white proverb
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UNANSWERED VERSES @unanswerdverses
did anyone ever tell Rihanna what her name was?
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TheLADBible @TheLadBible
Awkward... pic.twitter.com/bwINoAaXGl
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UNANSWERED VERSES @unanswerdverses
did drake ever get home?
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Chandler Bing @SheikhItHaris
Welbeck will score around 20-25 goals in all competitions this season. Make my words.
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Alexis @AlexisMarchisio
@TheRealTanveer Haha you legend!
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Footy Jokes @Footy_Jokes
SWAG = Sanogo Welbeck Alexis Giroud
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Chandler Bing @SheikhItHaris
"@mikesanz19: ร–zil will make Welbeck look like Falcao.

Fletcher will make Falcao look like Welbeck."

Omd LOOOOOL
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UNANSWERED VERSES @unanswerdverses
did Drake and Lil Wayne ever find out if she will?
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LOLGOP @LOLGOP
Corporations want to leave America to avoid taxes.

Immigrants want to stay and pay taxes.

Guess which one the GOP considers "people."
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JasonManford @JasonManford
Always nice when you see an underdog do well & grab a draw against the run of play. So hats off to Man United, I'm 100% that you'll stay up.
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BBC Sporf @BBCSporf
Burnley have spent ยฃ45million on transfers since 1882.

Manchester United have spent ยฃ59.7million this week.
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Jords @Jordan_Ireland8
Just had a dream someone walked into my house with a knife. Now I'm not getting back to sleep.
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Altaรฏr @TheRealTanveer
m.huffpost.com/us/entry/57171โ€ฆ

Didn't know ibn taymiyyah was so peak. Ugly side of Islam
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Jords @Jordan_Ireland8
That's why the premier league is the best in the world. You can be competitive.
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Jamie Carragher @Carra23
@Saamlawrie Gary Neville
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Jords @Jordan_Ireland8
Man United have made my birthday ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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StevenageFC Official @StevenageFC
At least we scored at stadium:mk last season...๐Ÿ˜‰
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Renegade Economist @RenegadeEcon
Please you lot - stay rational - those neoclassical economists are trying to model you...
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Daniel Storey @danielstorey85
Players in squad costing ยฃ15m+ (ยฃ25m+):
Man Utd - 14 (6)
Man City - 12 (6)
Chelsea - 11 (5)
Liverpool - 7 (1)
Arsenal - 4 (2)
Spurs - 4 (2)
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
Celebrating 100 years of @WilsonTennis #WeShouldStartABand @GrigorDimitrov @milosraonic @Madison_Keys @Simona_Halep91 pic.twitter.com/KuHptFN2UD
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Paddy Power @paddypower
Hull v Stoke coming up, let's have your predictions folks, 4-4 for me....
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Sigourney Beaver @OreoSpeedwagon_
Ikea is adult lego that comes with instructions you won't read & promotes angry sex in couples who passively aggressively mocked each other
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Shabaaz @ShabaazTariq
@TheRealTanveer BT BRO might he more expensive, but it's much more reliable :)
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BBC Sport @BBCSport
This is Fulhamโ€™s worst start to a league season since 1956 when they also lost their opening 4 games in the old Division Two #fls
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Paddy Power @paddypower
Roy Keane's plan to usurp Paul Lamber begins with a water bottle in the bollocks vine.co/v/MLtPepghvH3
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็—˜็–ฎ็š„ @wxcae
Look at this coat fhvdgbk pic.twitter.com/ioh9ijbAbT
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Wu-Tang Financial @Wu_Tang_Finance
TURN TF UP pic.twitter.com/13AqNWx6Fy
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jas @imJkohlii
@TheRealTanveer say something on his fb, lets fuck him up LOL
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โ€  @MrsCarter_BSM
Erm results day was deep in my school ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ญ pic.twitter.com/enLZA1Abu9
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Best Music Lyric @BestMusicLyric
"Heaven is a place on earth with you." -Lana Del Rey
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HK @hunnaaaa18
"What's that???"
"How Hindu are you? It's a Christmas tree"
Lol
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TheLADBible @TheLadBible
The best one yet! vine.co/v/MLa777JWtXT
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Sonam @SonnnBee
@TheRealTanveer my life, again.
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jas @imJkohlii
@TheRealTanveer Nah, no one could swing it like Wasim. Better stats than McGrath too.
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HK @hunnaaaa18
@TheRealTanveer pet indie hobby :') LOL
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Ayman @ConflictAtMind
I feel bad for winning so many tickets at an arcade #10yearsoutofplace pic.twitter.com/3bNGrhpKwL
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Ink @Ink184
Manuel Neuer doesn't have a savings account. Banks have a Neuer account.

#NeuerFacts
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Tesco @Tesco
@TheRealTanveer You're more than welcome Tanveer, thanks for bringing this to our attention. I'll chase this up with the store :) Carmello
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Wu-Tang Financial @Wu_Tang_Finance
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU THROW ALL OUR SAVINGS INTO ARGENTINA GOVERNMENT BONDS? U ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF YO MIND RATCHET. pic.twitter.com/JcvKtToQXN
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Danish Mahmood @Danishmahmood2
Good coming back to DL after two years....the place hasn't changed much and so hasn't the Epic Table Tennis matches ;) @TheRealTanveer
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A Level Problems @ALevelProblems
#DifferenceBetweenGCSEsAndAlevels
GCSE: no revision, get a A.
A-Level: revise solidly all year and solve the meaning of live, get an C.
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Real Trippyโ„ข @ReaItrippy
when bae says that u cute but u know u hella ugly af pic.twitter.com/vxuDBS4OaC
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RMadridGirl @RMadridGirl
I'm still not over how Simeone said he can sign 8 players with 95M and Madrid only two... 95M is only enough for one and a half.
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Chandler Bing @SheikhItHaris
@TheRealTanveer this is the BEST football commentary I've ever heard and its not even in English

youtu.be/XsZkCFoqSBs
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Lee Weissman @JihadiJew
I wish my procrastinating students much luck in doing their summer homework during the last week before school. I feel your pain.
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Petr Cech @PetrCech
@khalidpschwarz Zola
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Jords @Jordan_Ireland8
@TheRealTanveer not much ๐Ÿ˜‚ just shazam the songs I hear. Been listening to Charles Bradley and Lee Fields...
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Jords @Jordan_Ireland8
Suits has got me into soul music
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RMadridGirl @RMadridGirl
I was wondering who "Leeway" was... I just realized Cristiano nominated Lil' Wayne
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Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks
My main worry about driverless cars is how would western journalists get their stories in the Arab world with no taxi drivers to talk to.
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HK @hunnaaaa18
โ€œ@DepressedDarth: Back to the Future was right pic.twitter.com/AVvXmAJaFLโ€

Wrong it was jaws
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Simrut Sahota @simrut_s
I just told my Nani I'm getting a tatoo.I got parred to a another level
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Gary Lineker @GaryLineker
16 years I've been hosting this show...... #MOTD pic.twitter.com/EdFVFAO5p4
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banksy @thereaIbanksy
pic.twitter.com/njbLBQYym1
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Paddy Power @paddypower
RT @clyde_conn Cesc Pistols. Fleetwood Chamakh... #PaddyPalooza
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Lahm @zareeeeen
@TheRealTanveer DANKEEEEEE๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
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HK @hunnaaaa18
@TheRealTanveer thank you :')
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HK @hunnaaaa18
@TheRealTanveer I got my first choice, Haha I'll be alright there!! (Hopefully)
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Dear Freshers @Dear_Freshers
Dear Freshers: Congrats on getting into unii, be prepared to discover that you DO have an accent and it will be hilarious to everyone else
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Lahm @zareeeeen
BUN YOU BORUSSIA DORTMUND I'M NEVER PLAYING WITH YOU ON FIFA AGAIN GOODBYE
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Humzah @Humfords
@TheRealTanveer oh fgs looool. I didn't even clock. Ishaq the faggit must've changed it
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Philosophy @funnyortruth
pic.twitter.com/97bFPSgaRU
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HK @hunnaaaa18
The next time someone tells me to snap out of it and be content ,family or not, i will punch them in the face. ๐Ÿ‘
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Paddy Power @paddypower
Don't know how I'm only seeing this now! Anderlecht coach makes a right tit of himself: vine.co/v/MV0B3U50V32
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Kate Riley @SkyKateRiley
@Lallambert @AlastairCHogg ...
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Sonam @SonnnBee
"whatever floats your stupid cunt boat" - I think I've found my new favourite rude phrase.. it has been "you bastard peasant" for some time.
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Motivational Quotes @DavidRoads
Looking back, makes you smart.
Looking forward, makes you mature.
Looking down, makes you wise.
Looking UP, makes you strong.
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Sonam @SonnnBee
Unless you don't cut your hair, don't drink alcohol and meditate every day DON'T complain about #Rakhri being against Sikh values.
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Dr. Sheldon Cooper! @Sheldon_Jokes
isn't it weird that some people are up at 2 am missing someone and there's other people sound asleep with no idea they're being missed
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Renegade Economist @RenegadeEcon
I'm working with a team of people who have just walked away from significant commercial gain on a matter of principle. The culture thrives.
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โœŒ๏ธ @zeditious
@TheRealTanveer Turned out that majority of lawyers are liars and therefore the generalisation was/is justified. It's meh. You good?
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Samy @SamyMouici
@TheRealTanveer plays for France but she's originally from Algeria
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VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish
"The meal was lovely, thank you" - Translation: Anyone's guess
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Ayman @ConflictAtMind
@TheRealTanveer Nm this year.. Last year it would cut for time because everyone was over-consuming due to the curfew
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Ayman @ConflictAtMind
Moments: when the power cuts when visitors are around and someone drops ู†ูˆุฑุชู†ุง #ThatTenseBanter
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Paddy Power @paddypower
The moment Frank Lampard is told he has only been signed to fill Man City's English quota. pic.twitter.com/7sH13SUP2t
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no @tbhjuststop
"hey I'll be there in 5, r u ready"

me: pic.twitter.com/rUacTM6v8q
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How To Get Fired @How2GetFired
On Halloween come to work as a zombie corporate executive.
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Amazing Animals @AmazedByAnimals
American Jaguar pic.twitter.com/TatyHohpHz
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Tenis Court @Tenis_Court
Gooooool de @rogerfederer pic.twitter.com/fW1sChTXlH
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Janell Lovell @JayFan88
He had fun bless he's heart ;) @rogerfederer #RF pic.twitter.com/jYPQjEZED8
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Lahm @zareeeeen
"that was so deep, adelle is rolling in it" hahahahhaha๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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BBC Sport @BBCSport
Blessing Okagbare wins gold for Nigeria in the 200m, completing the #Glasgow2014 sprint double pic.twitter.com/5nAXTB6PkT
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
@Analucia_98 bugs #AskRF
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
@FedererFan287 I tend to get nervous sometimes. And then sometimes not nervous at all. #CantExplain #AskRF
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
@FeddyBeaar Mentally: #AskRF. Physically: 5-setter
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
@Lufedepotro good luck on your exam #AskRF
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
@rogerdelpiero Geography and Languages #AskRF
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
@SrMerengue_ 20 max #AskRF
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
@shankerer The smiley face with the eyebrow up #AskRF
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
@RFno1 10,000+ maybe #possible?
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
@RFno1 Hold on. Doing the math
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
@flaviacnunez On average, maybe #DoYouHaveKids?
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
@JamesHugheso never give up #AskRF
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
@cindavisi I like taking selfies with excited fans on their phones #AskRF
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
@Neels330 It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice #AskRF
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
@stormberry GOOD MORNING #AskRF
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
@ana_kroos 12 #AskRF
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
@VincentTSELEPOS "There is no finish line" #JustDoIt #AskRF
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
@tola_rf All automatics
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
@RFjamie Probably the Hangover #AskRF
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
@MaryMillerUa Unfortunately I can't cook #RFLetsYouDown
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
@MattFreathy Sorry man #HighFiveNextTime #AskRF
50d in reply to MattFreathy               
143
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
@normanisaur BLUE #AskRF
50d in reply to normanisaur               
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Sonam @SonnnBee
Hi @DeedyBeedy I don't know enough to have an opinion.. I'm all about peace & hate killing of all kind - that's all I can really say
52d in reply to DeedyBeedy               
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Sonam @SonnnBee
Eid Mubarak from my heart to your home โœŒ โ™ก
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Danish Mahmood @Danishmahmood2
@TheRealTanveer listen to Wenger's press conference...always does the trick ;)
53d in reply to TheRealTanveer               
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Bang Bang on 2nd Oct @visionary12442
@rogerfederer #RFgram This road-trip in Norway! pic.twitter.com/oV0oKP3Fr3
53d in reply to rogerfederer               
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Fight Club @DoNotTalkAbout
And then, Tyler was gone.
54d               
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HK @hunnaaaa18
@TheRealTanveer LOL I feel really stupid now :/
54d in reply to TheRealTanveer               
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Sincerely Tumblr @SincerelyTumblr
do u ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and youโ€™re just like

this is it

this is how it ends
54d               
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Paddy Power @paddypower
"What? I'm not being talked about? Other people are getting attention? We'll soon see about that..." pic.twitter.com/gvqunUpuGf
55d               
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Jords @Jordan_Ireland8
@TheRealTanveer it's working, don't stop bro
55d in reply to TheRealTanveer               
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Jords @Jordan_Ireland8
Tanveer is the best person to follow to learn. Constant knowledge being tweeted.
55d               
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Ayman @ConflictAtMind
Writing on the wall in the ends @TheRealTanveer pic.twitter.com/WomFf54YmN
55d               
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Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald
Thinking about a career change.... twitter.com/ZaidJilani/staโ€ฆ
55d               
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MentalistMohan @SagarMohan2
"Agar khoobsurat hona ek jurm hota, toh tu duniya ki sabse badi mujlim hoti" @Danishmahmood2 @ShabaazTariq @TheRealTanveer
57d               
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LOTR Reactions @LOTRReactss
When you can't find the remote pic.twitter.com/c8oIxtScru
57d               
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
Great.. Iโ€™ll need to stay up all night retweeting! #EasyQuestion #GottaStepUpMyGame #SmartFans
57d               
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UK Banter @UKBanter
The Commonwealth Games in Glasgow will be the first games in which the crowd are more likely to fail a drug test than the athletes
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
Donโ€™t drop the phone. Donโ€™t drop the phone. #skiliftselfie pic.twitter.com/imKAGW0043
57d               
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Danish Mahmood @Danishmahmood2
Birthday surprise with the boys :') couldn't have asked for more...Thanks guys @TheRealTanveer @ShabaazTariq @SagarMohan2 :D
58d               
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2
How To Get Fired @How2GetFired
If you pass by a loyal corporate stooge whisper 'house wage-slave'.
58d               
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HK @hunnaaaa18
It's been a while since I watched back to the future.. I used to watch it religiously. No ragrets 2k14
58d               
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David Ward @DavidWardMP
The big question is - if I lived in #Gaza would I fire a rocket? - probably yes
58d               
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How To Get Fired @How2GetFired
Ask senior management for paid leave so you can write a book critiquing the corporation.
59d               
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Paddy Power @paddypower
Ken was just with Rory on the tee, what do you reckon Ken? #kenonthecourse pic.twitter.com/FseQCxzi2y
61d               
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Fight Club @DoNotTalkAbout
Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
61d               
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Footy Jokes @Footy_Jokes
Kaka pic.twitter.com/RSH4xme65c
61d               
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Nicky Allt @NickyAllt
Fernando Torres needs 46 goals in his next game to equal his record with Liverpool
#LFC (65 goals /102 games)
#CFC (19 goals /101 games)
61d               
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Jonathan Miller @millerC4
#c4news This London #Gaza protest pic greeted by joyous disbelief here. "It'll embarrass Arab countries" one man said pic.twitter.com/S3sSjzr1Bu
62d               
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Eminem @eminemmlyricss
"When someone seems too good to be true, they usually are."
62d               
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HK @hunnaaaa18
In all honesty it frightens me that I understand what Sylvia Plath was trying to say in her literature
62d               
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GIF COMMANDER @UncleBantzz
What the thunder sounded like vine.co/v/MB5J5vmPex0
63d               
727
1,142
Football Funnys @FootballFunnys
When you FaceTime bae for the first time and she's not wearing make up vine.co/v/MPUhgWhgZrJ
63d               
531
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Paul Bernal @PaulbernalUK
That's our democracy. Empty chambers, whipped votes and emergency legislation passed on the nod. Not with a bang, but a whimper. #DRIP
64d               
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HonestStarbucksNames @HonestStarbucks
The Bourgeois-Slave-Student Latte
64d               
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Roger Federer @rogerfederer
More pics of beautiful #Switzerland from the ride #HelicoptErer pic.twitter.com/QbqaumhHfL
64d               
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HonestStarbucksNames @HonestStarbucks
The Psychologically Broken Careerist Slave Latte
64d               
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British Translations @UKTransIations
#YouKnowYoureBritishWhen

"I'm Fine" has 2 different meanings

1) I'm Fine
2) Stop talking to me before I Kill you
64d               
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UK Banter @UKBanter
#YouKnowYoureBritishWhen pic.twitter.com/hg3HJeb9uj
64d               
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The SPORT Bible @TSBible
Steven Gerrard and Fernando Torres in one vine. vine.co/v/MMgYeirvj71
65d               
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simon wren-lewis @sjwrenlewis
Aggregate demand and the labour market goo.gl/fb/QHZZDd
66d               
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Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia
Joachim Loew: "I told Goetze, show to the world that youโ€™re better than Messi." #GER
67d               
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Paddy Power @paddypower
BREAKING: Lionel Messi has been awarded the Golden Ball for World Cup 2018 and 2022.
67d               
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Football Funnys @FootballFunnys
To be fair I'm surprised Messi didn't get the Golden Glove award as well
67d in reply to FootballFunnys               
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4,749
Paddy Power @paddypower
You just know Thomas Muller's mum is out there watching, wishing her son would pull those bloody socks up.
67d               
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Simrut Sahota @simrut_s
@imJkohlii @IndyyMatharu grammar Singh
67d in reply to imJkohlii               
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David Alaba @David_Alaba
What a game! Now i know how my parents feel when i am playing! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚#nervous #GERARG #da27
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Motivational Quotes @DavidRoads
Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. -Will Smith
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TheLADBible @TheLadBible
Every time the ball goes into Germany's half Neuer is like... pic.twitter.com/aMNddjaVRp
67d               
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All Football News @AllFootballLive
Higuains Celebration:
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67d               
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jas @imJkohlii
@SamyMouici @TheRealTanveer So you admit i'm beautiful?
67d in reply to SamyMouici               
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