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Krissy Bushon a tailgate, under the stars2006-04-04
@krissy3,102 days
Mother, daughter, sister, aunty, friend.
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We found 191 favorite tweets.
Best Vines @TheFunnyVine
You poked my heart.. vine.co/v/OZWWvEFI2hO
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Best Vines @TheFunnyVine
Me the entire month of October 🎃👻
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someecards @someecards
Eat it: some.ly/po13tt pic.twitter.com/ZPrH4nwpp5
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Anna Utgoff @autgoff
I hope someone remembered to ask the Middle East to stamp our Frequent Bomber card!
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Marzipan @marzipanthedog
Today was intents. pic.twitter.com/dwIZoBVncY
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dick costolo @dickc
@goldman working my way through a giant bag of Doritos. I'll catch up with you later.
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Estria @estria
Tah-dau! pic.twitter.com/GXUAv0STup
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Ash @me_ashman
@Reverend_Scott it's called marriage
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Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott
"Daddy, what's it called when everything you do goes wrong?"

It's called my life, son. [looks off into the distance] It's called my life...
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Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut
"To be is to do"-Socrates "To do is to be"-Sartre "Do Be Do Be Do"-Sinatra
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Chris Sacca @sacca
@polotek @anildash @ShaunKing Can you elaborate on that point?
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Chris Sacca @sacca
@anildash @ShaunKing @ThePhatStartup "Hurts to read" is not a standard by which to judge policy writing.
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Marcia Dorsey @marciadorsey
Good Morning! pic.twitter.com/L62fnA14Vr
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Kassandra Tomlinson @KassMarTom
Someone buy me an Italian greyhound please. 😍 pic.twitter.com/2OalBaZzBV
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Chase Rice @ChaseRiceMusic
#IgniteTheNight is available right NOW on @iTunesMusic > smarturl.it/IgniteTheNight… - Team CR pic.twitter.com/HI58wvXiI5
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Kassandra Tomlinson @KassMarTom
@krissy hashtag #pound
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Jason Goldman @goldman
Happy anniversary @ev and @sara! timehop.com/c/t:173760912:… pic.twitter.com/YWsXcAzFbI
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Roth @RothAshley1
How would your life be different if you learned to let go of the things that have already let go of you?
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Best Vines @TheFunnyVine
I NEVER SAW THIS PART OF THE MOVIE vine.co/v/M05nHpbqdvg
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Social Extortion @SocialExtortion
I wish a nap would take me for once
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haley lewellen @LewellenHaley
My moms bio on twitter!😂😂 @krissy
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Bmad @1_swarthy_dude
"Welcome to fightclub you may now kiss the bride."
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J.R. Guerra @jrg
"The gold is just too damn effective. Needs to come with a warning label." @krissy
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Sarah @iExistStyles
WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME

#MTVCLASH One Direction
vine.co/v/Mvv1ezDiEjD
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@cthstyIes
this is amazing
the rain makes it even better

vine.co/v/MUIubX3VitD
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Andy Springall @springy299
@krissy should have seen the other 85 minutes!
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Ashley Cole @TheRealAC3
Hats off to #Algeria
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MashableLIVE @MashableLive
#WorldCup reGIF: Those shorts are never going to fit the same. pic.twitter.com/LDp5evMrB4
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haley lewellen @LewellenHaley
Red robin with the bæ @krissy
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J.R. Guerra @jrg
#funly @krissy
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Ryan King @rk
Twitter now supports animated GIFs. pic.twitter.com/AfdbbtSryo
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Steve Jenson @stevej
Who named Colin Kaepernick's turtle Sammy instead of Crawlin' Kaepernick?
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iano @iano
A sport where we all just kind of hang out and idk
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moody monday @mdob11
Horoscope: Slightly fatter than you were yesterday
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Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969
It’d have been extraordinarily difficult, but, there IS the slightest chance you could’ve fucked that up even worse.

- Inspirational Tweet
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Tony @Tmoney68
Keep your eye on the prize. And your nose. And your internal organs. Basically just smother that prize with all your parts.
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J.R. Guerra @jrg
via @krissy pic.twitter.com/7bC38vnOKA
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LaraCroft,WombRaider @JuJuCumCum
If you creep your ex on Twitter, you still care
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Biz Stone @biz
@mattknox It was close with those toe socks but I took a leap of faith and you turned out to be an amazing addition to the founding team.
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Frank Jonen @frankjonen
@Chelli81 @krissy those were the days. Before that dipshit political correctness movement ruined everything.
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Debski @debski
@krissy love these - takes me right back
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Michelle Kiener @Chelli81
Reliving our childhood through Garbage Pail Kids w/ @krissy pic.twitter.com/rcXP5P8NBX
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Best Vines @TheFunnyVine
Cat + Waffle vine.co/v/hewQrXV9bU3
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Kevin Weil @kevinweil
@adambain proof: pic.twitter.com/VMWUTYOdfn pic.twitter.com/3Gz3XKSAIp pic.twitter.com/zaJJNXVi29 twitter.com/kevinweil/stat… @posco @niels @damnitsamet
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Chase Rice @ChaseRiceMusic
Luke Bryan up....they should have a Victorias Secret free new panties box outside the arena. #CMTawards
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Kevin Weil @kevinweil
Current @adambain status: pic.twitter.com/gmxNTUaGON
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Vine @vineapp
Give it your all today 😃 vine.co/v/MHE7KvWgaup
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Best Vines @TheFunnyVine
When bae isn't in the mood. vine.co/v/Mp77BVehrtM
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Best Vines @TheFunnyVine
Cats can now answer phones vine.co/v/hTPBEKvUE3w
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Best Vines @TheFunnyVine
Bae: Come over
Me: I gotta watch my neighbours goat
Bae: my parents aren't home
Me: vine.co/v/Md06J3nDlTn
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Michelle Kiener @Chelli81
"I love you so much.. I owe you a bundt cake" @krissy to @jrg
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inappropriate mom @nicfit75
I don't always drink at lunch with my kids* but when I do, I am guaranteed to run into other parents from school.

*yes I do.
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Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott
"He'll change."

- women
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Jerad Bettencourt @JeradB
Yup, that sounds and looks about right. 👌👋✌👭👭🚜 #hilarious #funny #tractor #blondes #brunetteinstagram.com/p/ok7_QgDVIU/
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Michelle Kiener @Chelli81
@krissy #hardtolove #nashville #vegas #sandiego #summer2014 pic.twitter.com/mgO1egh7OB
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crystal @crystal
Happy birthday to the newly-turned 14 year old Haley Lewellen! Best 14 year old of all.
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Michelle Kiener @Chelli81
@TheJoshThompson @krissy wish fulfilled! Thank you!!! Hope to see you in Nashville in June! If not, come to So Cal already !!!!
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Josh Thompson @TheJoshThompson
@krissy @Chelli81 Happy Birthday!
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Dan Ewen @VaguelyFunnyDan
"How much for the deer-hunting witch hat?"
"Sir, that's a traffic cone."
"I must have it!"
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Chase Rice @ChaseRiceMusic
Cutoffs. Damnnnnnn
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crystal @crystal
@krissy it knows.
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Andy Lorek @mrtall
Silicon Valley people brag about going to job interviews wearing T-shirts. I just went to one and had my fly open the whole time. #winning
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Best Vines @TheFunnyVine
How to flirt vine.co/v/MiWTe6TDImt
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Clint Torres @BangMyBongo
My birthstone is rock bottom...
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Anna @AnnazzBananazz
I love you, thank you for choosing me! @xtianprintup #EverythingInLifeIsAChoice #TrueLove pic.twitter.com/xmbFrTtKuf
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Doug Bowman @stop
It’s been an honor to serve as Twitter’s creative director for the past 5 years. On my last day here, I offer this: stopdesign.com/archive/2014/0…
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Best Vines @TheFunnyVine
When someone you don't like tries to make a joke vine.co/v/Mrn9aiAzmtQ
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Mike Doeff @mdoeff
Twitter is over - again RT @parislemon: Wither Twitter? medium.com/five-hundred-w…
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MG Siegler @parislemon
Wither Twitter? medium.com/five-hundred-w…
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Maggie! @MaggieM
BEST POSTCARD EVER! cc/@crystal pic.twitter.com/01kkHeQ0o2
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EIE.Visalia @EIEVisalia
EIE - Explore Your Interests and Talents; Invest in Yourself and Our Community; Embark on a Self-Directed Course for Your Future. 09.20.14
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Sara @SaraKnobel
John Newman is the bae. 😍 pic.twitter.com/OBuzs4FIh5
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Rock @TheMichaelRock
Maybe cats are just reincarnated people that were assholes.
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Alissa @alissa
@jkalucki Pretty sure #mytwtrinterviewpanel was @jack, @al3x, @blaine, @bs, @jeremy, @goldman, & @biz. (Plus @krissy & @crystal at dinner.)
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Rudy Winnacker @ronpepsi
@arcdoc @jeremy @meangrape @al3x @jack @bs @alissa And @krissy and @crystal kept it real even if I was ready for a little crazy.
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Santosh Jayaram @santojay
Humbled by @twitter mentions from years ago #twtrinterviewpanel Mine was @ev @biz @gregpass @goldman @crystal @jkalucki & @krissy #thankful
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John Kalucki @jkalucki
@bs Groan. Lunch: good. Bath House: skipped, basically weirded out.
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Britt Selvitelle @bs
@jkalucki @isaach Best part was, Kabuki bath house team outing first day?
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John Kalucki @jkalucki
@isaach #mytwtrinterviewpanel IIRC, @jack @ev @biz @goldman @mighdoll @al3x @jeremy @bs @robey @meangrape @alissa @dpp. 2 days.
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Ev Williams @ev
The one word thing I can never remember: “What’s up with 'affect' and 'effect'?” by @The_YUNiversity medium.com/i-love-charts/…
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Jonathan Shecter @SheckyGreen
I really should disable voicemail on the cell. Of the past 25 voicemails received, perhaps one has had a positive impact on my mood or life.
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Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott
Do depressed people know about raw cookie dough?
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Cheryl P. @che
Celebrating 5 years (& 5 t-shirts) @twitter..thank you @krissy @ev @biz for giving this gal a chance. #thankful pic.twitter.com/c4m0G8v9Lp
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Anita @miss_splendid
🎉Go shorty, it's your birthday!🎁 Happy 1st birthday @MrTallsDog❤️🐶 #BestPuppyEver pic.twitter.com/TnBnWZiuFH
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Ev Williams @ev
I dreamt Jack and Diane broke up.
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Emily @tiger
Commuting via Ikebukuro means all the depachika salads I ever wanted.
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Joses @JosesLovesYou
These kids think they're too cool to do somersaults. Just get over yourself!
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Maggie Utgoff @mutgoff
Talking with @why about the best form of communication: hitting people.
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Brian Essbe @SortaBad
Make sure you slam your weights down at the gym so everyone around is impressed by how heavy they are and how strong you must be
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moody monday @mdob11
Love me. More. More. More.
Nope, too much. Goodbye.
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Michael @Home_Halfway
Just gonna wait to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I'm describing him.
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Chris Sacca @sacca
Before you run your Super Bowl ad, ask yourself, "Would we be better served taking this money and just quietly setting it on fire?"
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iano @iano
who is jobless and wants to loiter or something
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Vodka n Tots @Vodkantots
Let go and let me try again without my teeth.
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Imma Hot Mess @sportslesbian
There are 2 types of people in this world:

1. Those that have peed in the shower
2. Fucking liars
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Brian Hope @Brianhopecomedy
My wife said she won't have sex with me until I stop talking like a teenage girl and I think that's unfairzeez.
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Lea Minaj @lealowery
*hairflip*
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Chaos Theory @lifecoachfit
Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.
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Kevin Thau @kevinthau
Niners instagram.com/p/jBN8KJLale/
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Farrel ward @ward_farrel
@krissy Who's got it better than us......??!!! Noooboooody...!!! 🏈👍#Goniners
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☆ Petote ☆ @Petote
And then I was like, "whatever bitches"
And the bitches whatevered
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onlyastoner @onlyastoner
better delirious than serious
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Jay @theshamingofjay
Me getting divorced is regifting an asshole to society
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Amanda Brooke Perrin @brookeperrin
My mom got me a Game of Thrones necklace for Christmas, which is cool because I was getting sick of telling people that I'm a virgin.
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Bryan Donaldson @TheNardvark
When you’re cutting wrapping paper and your scissors start to glide is what I imagine heroin feels like.
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Jerry Smith @JerryFnSmith
Tomorrow will be the first Christmas day that I don't wake up with a hangover, and I am so excited about that. I am in love with sobriety
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Farrel ward @ward_farrel
@krissy the game was awesome babe I had the time of my life can't remember the last time I had so much fun in one day... 💚 you... Xoxoxo
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Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn
Three things you should never underestimate:

1) nature

2) the stock market

3) a woman’s ability to ruin your life
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KATY PERRY @katyperry
Real couples. Fake bull. Holding on for dear life! WHO YOU LOVE directed by Sophie Muller starring @JohnMayer and me: smarturl.it/whoyoulovevideo
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aud @aud
Last full moon of 2013 is all like, check out my halo instagram.com/p/iA-60In26v/
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Joses @JosesLovesYou
My Christmas list:
Friends
Various cheeses
Sex
Teddy bear with a leather jacket and sunglasses
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Breakups/Makeups @MAKEUP_SEX
time for your bullshit?

no no no
no no
no \_ no
no no
no no no
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Stacey Lynne @NervousJr
Do people who are sad know about grilled cheese?
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Ryan @rzarosco
Job Posting:

Title: receptionist

Description: must be pissed off all the time

Qualities: must be complete bitch

Where: all companies
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Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969
Dear Santa,

Please bring my wife an 'unexpressed thought'.

I know she's never had one before.

Thanks,
Duke
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Brandi Glanville @BrandiGlanville
I can not freaking sleep!!!!
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Oh, THAT Ryan... @Professor_Ryan
If God gave Moses two tablets today he would probably just play Candy Crush, watch Netflix and pray for a longer charger cord.
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Aaron G. @Airrun
Sometimes I feel like Facebook purposely tries to hurt me with its reminders and suggestions. =(
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KoKeniSaskquatch @KoKeniSasquatch
It's a fine line between excuse and explanation.
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Maggie! @MaggieM
Happy Birthday @krissy!!! Sorry...meant to tweet this earlier today. 😁🎉🍷🍷🍹🎂
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Dan Lawler @theDanLawler
I PROPOSE ABOLISHING "G"

There is no "spot". You're not my "homey"

...It does come in handy with Grape though

That would be awkward juice
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Breakups/Makeups @MAKEUP_SEX
annoyed isn't even a feeling for me anymore its become a personality trait
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Del Harvey @delbius
Today marks five years working at @twitter. I need a nap.
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PaperWash© @PaperWash
*Signs into Facebook

"If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" is posted everywhere

*Agrees

*Deletes Facebook
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Jason Bentley @jasonbentley
The Wrecking Ball/Nothing Compares 2 U mashup is true musical, lyrical, personal, and cultural convergence. CHILLS. youtube.com/watch?v=rDcTga…
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Sunny @ReanneAmanda
If you want someone to trust you, be trustworthy.
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Ren Rock (MJRS) @djrenrock
The day you stop worrying about money is the day your life of riches begins! #RenRockWisdom
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Fred Asstear @PortRooster
I can't believe it's not butt!

- How to compliment a woman on her kegel efforts
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Linda Seabright @lindasea
Congrats @twitter @TwitterEng @crystal @jack @krissy !!!!
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LaraCroft,WombRaider @JuJuCumCum
If you refer to your biological father as "daddy" I'll assume you're a fan of incest
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Joses @JosesLovesYou
A rape whistle but for lame conversations.
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Zack @Mr_Kapowski
New College Admissions Test

______ not getting into this college

A. Your
B. Ur
C. You're
D. U're
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Brad @BradNewsBears
Wait... The girl raised by the 'achy breaky heart' guy did something trashy?... THE HELL YOU SAY?!!!
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Ryan King @rk
My wife dancing on her own while eating prosciutto. #sexy vine.co/v/heQvDg9h1eq
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J.R. Guerra @jrg
@krissy Ya... 😒
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Faruk Ateş @KuraFire
What am I doing on a Friday night at 2:40am after a party? Oh, just helping complete idiots make even bigger fools of themselves. As you do.
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CherriAnn @_CherriAnn_
I like to make lists. I also like to leave them laying on the kitchen counter and then guess what's on the list while at the store. Fun game
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Sara @sara_ashlynn
I kicked off the school year with red wine splatter on my son's goal setting form for his teacher.
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UHH @cervixsmash
Dogs are the perfect napkins because they just think you’re petting them
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UberFacts @UberFacts
People in relationships dream about their significant other about 20% of the time.
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Jeremy @jeremy
He's not a traitor per se. But we can't help him either. (Someone)
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Jeremy Pond @JeremyPond
Happy 4th @twitter anniversary to me! Cc: @goldman @crystal @krissy @pandemona @JadeEmily #MuchLove #ItStartedAtTheWynn
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Oscar Rodriguez @oscardrodrigue8
A day without talking to you is a day without a purpose!
#IMissYou 😰
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Jeremy Pond @JeremyPond
And I am 21 tweets from 60,000 ... right before my four-year anniversary. I blame this on @goldman, @ev, @krissy and @crystal. ☺ #Tryst
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Stacey Lynne @NervousJr
I don't care how serious your argument is. If somebody accidentally rhymes, you point that shit out.
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Jonathan Shecter @SheckyGreen
The jury consist of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. ~Robert Frost
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Roberto Lopez @Roberto_Lopez_
I found some old footage of myself ditching church! #Boss youtube.com/watch?feature=…
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Don Swan @TheSwanDon
Girls quote Marilyn Monroe relationship and life advice so much its almost like she wasn't a three time divorced, drug-addicted alcoholic.
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1,517
1,590
Scott Simpson @scottsimpson
@shanecyr Band shirts should cost your age.
452d in reply to shanecyr               
66
48
Keegan, el vegano @boucekk
Movement is good for the body. Stillness is good for the mind.

-@SakyongMipham
454d               
18
30
Miss Babé @f0xxygrandpa
My preferred sexual position is the 9

That's me alone, on my bed, in the fetal position.
454d               
106
45
Cheryl P. @che
Let's get this show on the road! @TwitterOpen #SFpride pic.twitter.com/PYvM1cZ7or
457d               
7
5
aud @aud
Giant lesbian marriage monster instagram.com/p/bK78vyH20c/
457d               
2
brain vomit @heidi420x
My most impressive magic trick is turning a bag of trail mix into a bag of raisins.
483d               
1,027
472
J.R. Guerra @jrg
"I creep, because I care." - @damigsta LOL
485d               
1
Biz Stone @biz
"Don't be evil." isn't "Be good." There's wiggle room in there.
485d               
111
224
Biz Stone @biz
“If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.”
489d               
156
319
Luke Esterkyn @lukester
Why is it so hard to explain to a 2 and 4 year old that they're exhausted and should really just go to bed? Come on evolution, do yo thang.
494d               
5
Abhorrent Housewife @abhorrent_wife
I wish I loved anything as much as my brain loves forgetting why I walked into a room.
494d               
157
81
Scott @defnotscott
So what do women say when they're actually fine?
495d               
131
110
Jack @jack
Stop following me. vine.co/v/bEFhj65xq7I
501d               
74
48
Lea Minaj @lealowery
Hump day #shots #goldfish vine.co/v/bEiLlHHv52H
503d               
4
Jonathan Shecter @SheckyGreen
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
505d               
4
7
Andy Lorek @mrtall
When a PM schedules a pointless meeting, grab them by the jaw and base of the neck, look them dead in the eyes, and scream "NO MEETINGS!!!"
511d               
7
Marcia Dorsey @marciadorsey
Look who's smiling at me in while in line @OfficeMax!
511d               
2
@MrTall's Dog @MrTallsDog
You bore me, smelly land ape pic.twitter.com/t16fBJlU0l
512d               
1
1
aud @aud
Reunion vine.co/v/b2iuXTtEb5E
512d               
1
inappropriate mom @nicfit75
I'm more of a goes over it with a wide-toothed comb sort, really.
513d               
44
18
Alissa @alissa
Content fatigue.
513d               
2
1
Pete Wentz @petewentz
May the 4th be with you...
514d               
1,370
2,672
THEBU_ZZED @THEBU_ZZED
I want everything to last longer with you
514d               
249
158
iris @irisespinoza87
I'm thinking bed time before 1am tonight 😴😴😴
515d               
1
Rachel Bush @livesfor3
Lil mechanic in training!!! instagram.com/p/Y3-u3yJwo5/
515d               
1
Token Geezer @Token_Geezer
Settle down dear.

It’s a little wasp. Not a fuckin fire-breathing dragon.
517d               
207
92
Jeff Hood ॐ @jeffrhood
Sometimes the solution to your problem is realizing its not a problem...
518d               
126
91
The One @F5X11
No, YOU swallow my pride
520d               
161
79
aud @aud
"Bisexuality is real. Until you're gay."
521d               
3
Claire Díaz-Ortiz @Claire
“Such as are your habitual thoughts, such also will be the character of your mind; for the soul is dyed by the thoughts.” -Marcus Aurelius
525d               
5
8
Brian Hope @Brianhopecomedy
My 2 year old put a band-aid in her hair so I'm gonna go buy some earplugs before I pull it off.
525d               
40
6
Niles @River_Niles
Text from bro: "remember the corn"

I dunno if I need to buy corn?
If its the start of a reminiscent story?
If its a "lest we forget" thing?
525d               
13
3
Yassin @yassinovic89
If you love someone, let them sleep.
529d               
834
814
The Cisco Kid @TheCiscoKidder
Instead of divorce, how about a marriage license you have to renew every year.
530d               
2,709
1,887
inappropriate mom @nicfit75
The truth hurts. Therefore I avoid it all costs.
535d               
77
28
Jack @jack
Wow. #coachella on Vine is amazing. pic.twitter.com/IDoK9cHSLW
535d               
40
50
Josh Susser @joshsusser
The trick is realizing that other people's lives matter more than being able to say you are right.
536d               
14
9
Britt Selvitelle @bs
@alissa Many have tried; Few have succeeded. [Attached pic of my penis …]
536d in reply to alissa               
2
Aaron G. @Airrun
I watch really trashy tv. Am I proud of it? No. Am I embarrassed by it? No. It is really entertaining.
541d               
1
2
Benjamin in Edmonton @Ben_in_yeg
@krissy 100% better than the alternative; feeling lonely, while not being alone. ;)
541d in reply to krissy               
2
Eric Santos @ericsantos89
Visalia is popping, said no one ever.
541d               
6
1
iris @irisespinoza87
Signs of a good time is waking up with bruises 😝
543d               
1
Hazel Porter @michowl
Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
544d               
525
425
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