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Krissy Bushon a tailgate, under the stars2006-04-04
@krissy3,063 days
Mother, daughter, sister, aunty, friend.
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We found 191 favorite tweets.
Marcia Dorsey @marciadorsey
Good Morning! pic.twitter.com/L62fnA14Vr
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Kassandra Tomlinson @KassMarTom
Someone buy me an Italian greyhound please. 😍 pic.twitter.com/2OalBaZzBV
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Chase Rice @ChaseRiceMusic
#IgniteTheNight is available right NOW on @iTunesMusic > smarturl.it/IgniteTheNight… - Team CR pic.twitter.com/HI58wvXiI5
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Kassandra Tomlinson @KassMarTom
@krissy hashtag #pound
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haley lewellen @LewellenHaley
miss u 2
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Jason Goldman @goldman
Happy anniversary @ev and @sara! timehop.com/c/t:173760912:… pic.twitter.com/YWsXcAzFbI
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Roth @RothAshley1
How would your life be different if you learned to let go of the things that have already let go of you?
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Best Vines @TheFunnyVine
I NEVER SAW THIS PART OF THE MOVIE vine.co/v/M05nHpbqdvg
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nick @SocialExtortion
I wish a nap would take me for once
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haley lewellen @LewellenHaley
My moms bio on twitter!😂😂 @krissy
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J.R. Guerra @jrg
"The gold is just too damn effective. Needs to come with a warning label." @krissy
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Sarah @iExistStyles
WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME

#MTVCLASH One Direction
vine.co/v/Mvv1ezDiEjD
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calum?! @styIesrejects
this is amazing
the rain makes it even better

vine.co/v/MUIubX3VitD
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Andy Springall @springy299
@krissy should have seen the other 85 minutes!
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Ashley Cole @TheRealAC3
Hats off to #Algeria
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MashableLIVE @MashableLive
#WorldCup reGIF: Those shorts are never going to fit the same. pic.twitter.com/LDp5evMrB4
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haley lewellen @LewellenHaley
Red robin with the bæ @krissy
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J.R. Guerra @jrg
#funly @krissy
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Ryan King @rk
Twitter now supports animated GIFs. pic.twitter.com/AfdbbtSryo
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Steve Jenson @stevej
Who named Colin Kaepernick's turtle Sammy instead of Crawlin' Kaepernick?
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‮yebnwo ‭ian @iano
A sport where we all just kind of hang out and idk
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moody monday @mdob11
Horoscope: Slightly fatter than you were yesterday
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Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969
It’d have been extraordinarily difficult, but, there IS the slightest chance you could’ve fucked that up even worse.

- Inspirational Tweet
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Tony @Tmoney68
Keep your eye on the prize. And your nose. And your internal organs. Basically just smother that prize with all your parts.
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J.R. Guerra @jrg
via @krissy pic.twitter.com/7bC38vnOKA
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LaraCroft,WombRaider @JuJuCumCum
If you creep your ex on Twitter, you still care
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Biz Stone @biz
@mattknox It was close with those toe socks but I took a leap of faith and you turned out to be an amazing addition to the founding team.
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Frank Jonen @frankjonen
@Chelli81 @krissy those were the days. Before that dipshit political correctness movement ruined everything.
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Debski @debski
@krissy love these - takes me right back
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Michelle Kiener @Chelli81
Reliving our childhood through Garbage Pail Kids w/ @krissy pic.twitter.com/rcXP5P8NBX
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Best Vines @TheFunnyVine
Cat + Waffle vine.co/v/hewQrXV9bU3
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Kevin Weil @kevinweil
@adambain proof: pic.twitter.com/VMWUTYOdfn pic.twitter.com/3Gz3XKSAIp pic.twitter.com/zaJJNXVi29 twitter.com/kevinweil/stat… @posco @niels @damnitsamet
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Chase Rice @ChaseRiceMusic
Luke Bryan up....they should have a Victorias Secret free new panties box outside the arena. #CMTawards
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Kevin Weil @kevinweil
Current @adambain status: pic.twitter.com/gmxNTUaGON
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Vine @vineapp
Give it your all today 😃 vine.co/v/MHE7KvWgaup
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Best Vines @TheFunnyVine
When bae isn't in the mood. vine.co/v/Mp77BVehrtM
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Best Vines @TheFunnyVine
Cats can now answer phones vine.co/v/hTPBEKvUE3w
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Best Vines @TheFunnyVine
Bae: Come over
Me: I gotta watch my neighbours goat
Bae: my parents aren't home
Me: vine.co/v/Md06J3nDlTn
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Michelle Kiener @Chelli81
"I love you so much.. I owe you a bundt cake" @krissy to @jrg
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inappropriate mom @nicfit75
I don't always drink at lunch with my kids* but when I do, I am guaranteed to run into other parents from school.

*yes I do.
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Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott
"He'll change."

- women
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Jerad Bettencourt @JeradB
Yup, that sounds and looks about right. 👌👋✌👭👭🚜 #hilarious #funny #tractor #blondes #brunetteinstagram.com/p/ok7_QgDVIU/
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Michelle Kiener @Chelli81
@krissy #hardtolove #nashville #vegas #sandiego #summer2014 pic.twitter.com/mgO1egh7OB
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crystal @crystal
Happy birthday to the newly-turned 14 year old Haley Lewellen! Best 14 year old of all.
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Michelle Kiener @Chelli81
@TheJoshThompson @krissy wish fulfilled! Thank you!!! Hope to see you in Nashville in June! If not, come to So Cal already !!!!
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Josh Thompson @TheJoshThompson
@krissy @Chelli81 Happy Birthday!
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Dan Ewen @VaguelyFunnyDan
"How much for the deer-hunting witch hat?"
"Sir, that's a traffic cone."
"I must have it!"
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Chase Rice @ChaseRiceMusic
Cutoffs. Damnnnnnn
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crystal @crystal
@krissy it knows.
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Andy Lorek @mrtall
Silicon Valley people brag about going to job interviews wearing T-shirts. I just went to one and had my fly open the whole time. #winning
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Best Vines @TheFunnyVine
How to flirt vine.co/v/MiWTe6TDImt
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Clint Torres @BangMyBongo
My birthstone is rock bottom...
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Anna @AnnazzBananazz
I love you, thank you for choosing me! @xtianprintup #EverythingInLifeIsAChoice #TrueLove pic.twitter.com/xmbFrTtKuf
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Doug Bowman @stop
It’s been an honor to serve as Twitter’s creative director for the past 5 years. On my last day here, I offer this: stopdesign.com/archive/2014/0…
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Best Vines @TheFunnyVine
When someone you don't like tries to make a joke vine.co/v/Mrn9aiAzmtQ
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Mike Doeff @mdoeff
Twitter is over - again RT @parislemon: Wither Twitter? medium.com/five-hundred-w…
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MG Siegler @parislemon
Wither Twitter? medium.com/five-hundred-w…
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Maggie! @MaggieM
BEST POSTCARD EVER! cc/@crystal pic.twitter.com/01kkHeQ0o2
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EIE.Visalia @EIEVisalia
EIE - Explore Your Interests and Talents; Invest in Yourself and Our Community; Embark on a Self-Directed Course for Your Future. 09.20.14
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Sara @SaraKnobel
John Newman is the bae. 😍 pic.twitter.com/OBuzs4FIh5
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Rock @TheMichaelRock
Maybe cats are just reincarnated people that were assholes.
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Alissa @alissa
@jkalucki Pretty sure #mytwtrinterviewpanel was @jack, @al3x, @blaine, @bs, @jeremy, @goldman, & @biz. (Plus @krissy & @crystal at dinner.)
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Rudy Winnacker @ronpepsi
@arcdoc @jeremy @meangrape @al3x @jack @bs @alissa And @krissy and @crystal kept it real even if I was ready for a little crazy.
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Santosh Jayaram @santojay
Humbled by @twitter mentions from years ago #twtrinterviewpanel Mine was @ev @biz @gregpass @goldman @crystal @jkalucki & @krissy #thankful
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John Kalucki @jkalucki
@bs Groan. Lunch: good. Bath House: skipped, basically weirded out.
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Britt Selvitelle @bs
@jkalucki @isaach Best part was, Kabuki bath house team outing first day?
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John Kalucki @jkalucki
@isaach #mytwtrinterviewpanel IIRC, @jack @ev @biz @goldman @mighdoll @al3x @jeremy @bs @robey @meangrape @alissa @dpp. 2 days.
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Ev Williams @ev
The one word thing I can never remember: “What’s up with 'affect' and 'effect'?” by @The_YUNiversity medium.com/i-love-charts/…
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Jonathan Shecter @SheckyGreen
I really should disable voicemail on the cell. Of the past 25 voicemails received, perhaps one has had a positive impact on my mood or life.
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Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott
Do depressed people know about raw cookie dough?
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Cheryl P. @che
Celebrating 5 years (& 5 t-shirts) @twitter..thank you @krissy @ev @biz for giving this gal a chance. #thankful pic.twitter.com/c4m0G8v9Lp
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Anita @miss_splendid
🎉Go shorty, it's your birthday!🎁 Happy 1st birthday @MrTallsDog❤️🐶 #BestPuppyEver pic.twitter.com/TnBnWZiuFH
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Ev Williams @ev
I dreamt Jack and Diane broke up.
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Emily @tiger
Commuting via Ikebukuro means all the depachika salads I ever wanted.
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Joses @JosesLovesYou
These kids think they're too cool to do somersaults. Just get over yourself!
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Maggie Utgoff @mutgoff
Talking with @why about the best form of communication: hitting people.
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Brian Essbe @SortaBad
Make sure you slam your weights down at the gym so everyone around is impressed by how heavy they are and how strong you must be
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moody monday @mdob11
Love me. More. More. More.
Nope, too much. Goodbye.
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Michael @Home_Halfway
Just gonna wait to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I'm describing him.
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Chris Sacca @sacca
Before you run your Super Bowl ad, ask yourself, "Would we be better served taking this money and just quietly setting it on fire?"
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‮yebnwo ‭ian @iano
who is jobless and wants to loiter or something
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Vodka n Tots @Vodkantots
Let go and let me try again without my teeth.
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@BLEEDINGXANAX
if we date:
1. we wont
2. xanax
3. codeine
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Imma Hot Mess @sportslesbian
There are 2 types of people in this world:

1. Those that have peed in the shower
2. Fucking liars
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Brian Hope @Brianhopecomedy
My wife said she won't have sex with me until I stop talking like a teenage girl and I think that's unfairzeez.
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Lea Minaj @lealowery
*hairflip*
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Chaos Theory @lifecoachfit
Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.
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Kevin Thau @kevinthau
Niners instagram.com/p/jBN8KJLale/
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Farrel ward @ward_farrel
@krissy Who's got it better than us......??!!! Noooboooody...!!! 🏈👍#Goniners
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☆ Petotejefá ☆ @Petote
And then I was like, "whatever bitches"
And the bitches whatevered
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onlyastoner @onlyastoner
better delirious than serious
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Jay @theshamingofjay
Me getting divorced is regifting an asshole to society
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Amanda Brooke Perrin @brookeperrin
My mom got me a Game of Thrones necklace for Christmas, which is cool because I was getting sick of telling people that I'm a virgin.
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Bryan Donaldson @TheNardvark
When you’re cutting wrapping paper and your scissors start to glide is what I imagine heroin feels like.
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Jerry Smith @JerryFnSmith
Tomorrow will be the first Christmas day that I don't wake up with a hangover, and I am so excited about that. I am in love with sobriety
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Farrel ward @ward_farrel
@krissy the game was awesome babe I had the time of my life can't remember the last time I had so much fun in one day... 💚 you... Xoxoxo
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Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn
Three things you should never underestimate:

1) nature

2) the stock market

3) a woman’s ability to ruin your life
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Swishergirl @Swishergirl24
My life is just a bunch of "before pics"
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KATY PERRY @katyperry
Real couples. Fake bull. Holding on for dear life! WHO YOU LOVE directed by Sophie Muller starring @JohnMayer and me: smarturl.it/whoyoulovevideo
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aud @aud
Last full moon of 2013 is all like, check out my halo instagram.com/p/iA-60In26v/
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Joses @JosesLovesYou
My Christmas list:
Friends
Various cheeses
Sex
Teddy bear with a leather jacket and sunglasses
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Breakups/Makeups @MAKEUP_SEX
time for your bullshit?

no no no
no no
no \_ no
no no
no no no
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Swishergirl @Swishergirl24
It's not drinking alone if your demons are there.
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Stacey Lynne @NervousJr
Do people who are sad know about grilled cheese?
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Ryan @rzarosco
Job Posting:

Title: receptionist

Description: must be pissed off all the time

Qualities: must be complete bitch

Where: all companies
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Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969
Dear Santa,

Please bring my wife an 'unexpressed thought'.

I know she's never had one before.

Thanks,
Duke
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Brandi Glanville @BrandiGlanville
I can not freaking sleep!!!!
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Oh, THAT Ryan... @Professor_Ryan
If God gave Moses two tablets today he would probably just play Candy Crush, watch Netflix and pray for a longer charger cord.
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Aaron G. @Airrun
Sometimes I feel like Facebook purposely tries to hurt me with its reminders and suggestions. =(
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KoKeniSaskquatch @KoKeniSasquatch
It's a fine line between excuse and explanation.
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Maggie! @MaggieM
Happy Birthday @krissy!!! Sorry...meant to tweet this earlier today. 😁🎉🍷🍷🍹🎂
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Dan Lawler @theDanLawler
I PROPOSE ABOLISHING "G"

There is no "spot". You're not my "homey"

...It does come in handy with Grape though

That would be awkward juice
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Breakups/Makeups @MAKEUP_SEX
annoyed isn't even a feeling for me anymore its become a personality trait
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Del Harvey @delbius
Today marks five years working at @twitter. I need a nap.
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PaperWash© @PaperWash
*Signs into Facebook

"If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" is posted everywhere

*Agrees

*Deletes Facebook
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Jason Bentley @jasonbentley
The Wrecking Ball/Nothing Compares 2 U mashup is true musical, lyrical, personal, and cultural convergence. CHILLS. youtube.com/watch?v=rDcTga…
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Sunny @ReanneAmanda
If you want someone to trust you, be trustworthy.
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kelly jean @kjmeow
alligator death rolled two cupcakes
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Ren Rock (MJRS) @djrenrock
The day you stop worrying about money is the day your life of riches begins! #RenRockWisdom
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Fred Asstear @PortRooster
I can't believe it's not butt!

- How to compliment a woman on her kegel efforts
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Linda Seabright @lindasea
Congrats @twitter @TwitterEng @crystal @jack @krissy !!!!
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LaraCroft,WombRaider @JuJuCumCum
If you refer to your biological father as "daddy" I'll assume you're a fan of incest
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Joses @JosesLovesYou
A rape whistle but for lame conversations.
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Zack @Mr_Kapowski
New College Admissions Test

______ not getting into this college

A. Your
B. Ur
C. You're
D. U're
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Brad @BradNewsBears
Wait... The girl raised by the 'achy breaky heart' guy did something trashy?... THE HELL YOU SAY?!!!
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Ryan King @rk
My wife dancing on her own while eating prosciutto. #sexy vine.co/v/heQvDg9h1eq
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J.R. Guerra @jrg
@krissy Ya... 😒
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Faruk Ateş @KuraFire
What am I doing on a Friday night at 2:40am after a party? Oh, just helping complete idiots make even bigger fools of themselves. As you do.
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CherriAnn @_CherriAnn_
I like to make lists. I also like to leave them laying on the kitchen counter and then guess what's on the list while at the store. Fun game
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Sara @sara_ashlynn
I kicked off the school year with red wine splatter on my son's goal setting form for his teacher.
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UHH @cervixsmash
Dogs are the perfect napkins because they just think you’re petting them
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UberFacts @UberFacts
People in relationships dream about their significant other about 20% of the time.
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Jeremy @jeremy
He's not a traitor per se. But we can't help him either. (Someone)
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Jeremy Pond @JeremyPond
Happy 4th @twitter anniversary to me! Cc: @goldman @crystal @krissy @pandemona @JadeEmily #MuchLove #ItStartedAtTheWynn
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Oscar Rodriguez @oscardrodrigue8
A day without talking to you is a day without a purpose!
#IMissYou 😰
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Swishergirl @Swishergirl24
A wedding is just a funeral with a DJ.
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Jeremy Pond @JeremyPond
And I am 21 tweets from 60,000 ... right before my four-year anniversary. I blame this on @goldman, @ev, @krissy and @crystal. ☺ #Tryst
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Stacey Lynne @NervousJr
I don't care how serious your argument is. If somebody accidentally rhymes, you point that shit out.
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Jonathan Shecter @SheckyGreen
The jury consist of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. ~Robert Frost
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Roberto Lopez @Roberto_Lopez_
I found some old footage of myself ditching church! #Boss youtube.com/watch?feature=…
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Don Swan @TheSwanDon
Girls quote Marilyn Monroe relationship and life advice so much its almost like she wasn't a three time divorced, drug-addicted alcoholic.
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Scott Simpson @scottsimpson
@shanecyr Band shirts should cost your age.
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Keegan, el vegano @boucekk
Movement is good for the body. Stillness is good for the mind.

-@SakyongMipham
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Miss Babé @f0xxygrandpa
My preferred sexual position is the 9

That's me alone, on my bed, in the fetal position.
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Cheryl P. @che
Let's get this show on the road! @TwitterOpen #SFpride pic.twitter.com/PYvM1cZ7or
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aud @aud
Giant lesbian marriage monster instagram.com/p/bK78vyH20c/
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brain vomit @heidi420x
My most impressive magic trick is turning a bag of trail mix into a bag of raisins.
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J.R. Guerra @jrg
"I creep, because I care." - @damigsta LOL
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Biz Stone @biz
"Don't be evil." isn't "Be good." There's wiggle room in there.
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Biz Stone @biz
“If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.”
450d               
156
320
Luke Esterkyn @lukester
Why is it so hard to explain to a 2 and 4 year old that they're exhausted and should really just go to bed? Come on evolution, do yo thang.
455d               
5
Abhorrent Housewife @abhorrent_wife
I wish I loved anything as much as my brain loves forgetting why I walked into a room.
455d               
159
81
Jack @jack
Stop following me. vine.co/v/bEFhj65xq7I
462d               
74
48
Lea Minaj @lealowery
Hump day #shots #goldfish vine.co/v/bEiLlHHv52H
464d               
4
Jonathan Shecter @SheckyGreen
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
466d               
4
7
Andy Lorek @mrtall
When a PM schedules a pointless meeting, grab them by the jaw and base of the neck, look them dead in the eyes, and scream "NO MEETINGS!!!"
472d               
7
Marcia Dorsey @marciadorsey
Look who's smiling at me in while in line @OfficeMax!
472d               
2
@MrTall's Dog @MrTallsDog
You bore me, smelly land ape pic.twitter.com/t16fBJlU0l
473d               
1
1
aud @aud
Reunion vine.co/v/b2iuXTtEb5E
473d               
1
inappropriate mom @nicfit75
I'm more of a goes over it with a wide-toothed comb sort, really.
474d               
44
18
Alissa @alissa
Content fatigue.
475d               
2
1
Pete Wentz @petewentz
May the 4th be with you...
475d               
1,382
2,684
THEBU_ZZED @THEBU_ZZED
I want everything to last longer with you
475d               
235
142
Rachel Bush @livesfor3
Lil mechanic in training!!! instagram.com/p/Y3-u3yJwo5/
476d               
1
Token Geezer @Token_Geezer
Settle down dear.

It’s a little wasp. Not a fuckin fire-breathing dragon.
478d               
207
93
Jeff Hood ॐ @jeffrhood
Sometimes the solution to your problem is realizing its not a problem...
479d               
127
91
The One @F5X11
No, YOU swallow my pride
481d               
161
81
aud @aud
"Bisexuality is real. Until you're gay."
483d               
3
Claire Díaz-Ortiz @Claire
“Such as are your habitual thoughts, such also will be the character of your mind; for the soul is dyed by the thoughts.” -Marcus Aurelius
486d               
5
8
Brian Hope @Brianhopecomedy
My 2 year old put a band-aid in her hair so I'm gonna go buy some earplugs before I pull it off.
486d               
40
6
Niles @River_Niles
Text from bro: "remember the corn"

I dunno if I need to buy corn?
If its the start of a reminiscent story?
If its a "lest we forget" thing?
486d               
13
3
Yassin @yassinovic89
If you love someone, let them sleep.
490d               
844
826
The Cisco Kid @TheCiscoKidder
Instead of divorce, how about a marriage license you have to renew every year.
491d               
2,672
1,864
inappropriate mom @nicfit75
The truth hurts. Therefore I avoid it all costs.
496d               
79
28
Jack @jack
Wow. #coachella on Vine is amazing. pic.twitter.com/IDoK9cHSLW
496d               
40
50
Josh Susser @joshsusser
The trick is realizing that other people's lives matter more than being able to say you are right.
497d               
14
9
Britt Selvitelle @bs
@alissa Many have tried; Few have succeeded. [Attached pic of my penis …]
498d in reply to alissa               
2
Aaron G. @Airrun
I watch really trashy tv. Am I proud of it? No. Am I embarrassed by it? No. It is really entertaining.
502d               
1
2
Benjamin in Edmonton @Ben_in_yeg
@krissy 100% better than the alternative; feeling lonely, while not being alone. ;)
502d in reply to krissy               
2
Eric Santos @ericsantos89
Visalia is popping, said no one ever.
503d               
6
1
Hazel Porter @michowl
Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
505d               
496
409
Oprah Winfrey @Oprah
Roger and Gene together again. End of an era.
505d               
628
1,679
sarah @suruhh
ask him who he's with, when he's coming home, how many drinks he's had, are there girls there, and does he still like you.

guys love that.
507d               
719
501
Dani Fernandez @msdanifernandez
Went outside today.

It was awful.
507d               
107
36
Del Harvey @delbius
Only upon closing the fridge did I realize how lucky I was to have escaped alive from the Refrigerator Guardian. pic.twitter.com/HEtdswBlR3
509d               
31
21
Rudy Winnacker @ronpepsi
Freedom is pretty cool.
511d               
5
3
Aaron G. @Airrun
I did some manscaping last night. I'm smoother than the average Asian now =P
511d               
2
Jeremy @jeremy
I keep a close watch on this heart of mine.
514d               
2
Brian Hope @Brianhopecomedy
When I'm drinking I have the ability to turn anything into a urinal.
514d               
91
32
Ballpark Frank @Chazballpark
I don't like girls who are too Emojinal.
514d               
366
153
Brody Jenner @BrodyJenner
Chunk passed out while watching Animal Planet again... instagram.com/p/XVCGEWMIIW/
514d               
77
36
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