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GS Elevator GossipNew York / London / Hong Kong2011-08-11
@GSElevator1,118 days
Things heard in the Goldman Sachs elevators do not stay in the Goldman Sachs elevators. Email what you hear to elevatorgoldman@gmail.com.
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Andrew Liu @andiruleu
@GSElevator just ordered my presale. Can't wait!
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Nic @_Nicolai13_
@GSElevator nothing compared to what you'll make off of it ha
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Owen Fogarty @OwenFogarty
It seems @GSElevator may have understated the severity of the dark, pleated, cuffed pants and golf shirts phenomenon in airports.
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Nick @0neWhale
@GSElevator facet?
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Wong Yi Wei @lackadaisygirl
@GSElevator neither is any man as classy as his cufflinks, as powerful as his car or as big as his ego.
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Bobby Coltrane @SomeBitterDude
@GSElevator this is hackey even by your low standards
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Daniel Sigal @DanielSigal
@GSElevator spreading your #comedy & #intellect to my non-Twitter user #friends via #screenshots and #instagram
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Alec Wiseman @AlecWiseman
@GSElevator Those salaries are completely in line with comparative execs on large non-profits. Nothing here, move along.
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Bryant Reeves @BryantReeves50
@GSElevator if you donate, click the "use my money for research only" option. They try to bury it but it's there.
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@swimsurfrunwin @swimsurfrunwin
@GSElevator Uggs ✅ iPhone ✅ @TheRealPSL .... I'm waiting!
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Tarak Parekh @tparekh
Cool collection of @GSElevator funniest - financialfuse.com/goldman-sachs-…
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Wu-Tang Financial @Wu_Tang_Finance
@GSElevator DIVERSIFY YO BONDS NIGGA
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bobby @CLIENTEIGHT
........too many man, too many @GSElevator
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Kitty ☮ @kittyheartsblog
One final #FF to @GSElevator because this twitter gives me lots of giggles.
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Matt Knee @mattknee2
@GSElevator I'm bearish on your Fantasy roster.
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KAREN NORMAN @karennorman
I think I could spend most my day reading the feed from @GSElevator.
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Andreas Wolf @InceptionTrader
Can't wait until .@GSElevator books comes out in November. That dude is hilarious
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Bryan @thebryanmummaw
@GSElevator Put this on my FB status but forgot my profile pic was me holding a baby. My gf told me delete it. So I deleted my pic.
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Steven Kutz @sjkz
.@GSElevator Jerry Jones probably pays knowledgeable professionals to run his fantasy football team & doesn't interfere.
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Eduardo Angel ★ @EA_Photo
Sorry @GSElevator @cammipham I already married that girl. =)
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Drunk Bridesmaid @KristyJovo
@GSElevator she'll most likely date a guy that will never do that for her, no matter how great her ass is.
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Perry Shaffer @PearScripps
@GSElevator sign me up.
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Kelli Ann @Kells_Bells
I'm a winner RT @GSElevator: #1: I want a girlfriend strong & independent enough to change a flat tire, and hot enough that she never has to
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Friday @UntchElliotNess
@GSElevator @brento76 I'm submitting my resume to where?
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H. H. Thomas Snyder @tpsnyder
Send it to @GSElevator @Mike__Richard
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Cranium Cafe @CraniumCafe
The office TOTD board, today's tweet via @GSElevator @sandesht
#CCTOTD
#IceBucketChallenge pic.twitter.com/7iJG43aXHR
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Aly H @alyssonholt
Welp looks like me and @GSElevator were completely right yesterday as always dailycurrant.com/2014/08/15/cal…
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igor @igolynkin
@GSElevator you're tweets have been slacking
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Chris Parekkaden @CParekkaden
@GSElevator Pre-ordered the book, looking forward to reading it
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Maxim Kreditor, MD @cancerdocNYC
@GSElevator @Gavin_McInnes I spent 3 mo's making marble countertops at age 18. Deciding to go to med school was a no-brainer after that.
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Terence Chapman @terencechapman
@GSElevator you're getting all PC you fag - dont forget why you got a following
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Eugene Berson @bersonperson
@GSElevator if you see a wing from your airplane window you actually get negative bragging pts, amiright?! Oh well. pic.twitter.com/pHscTKC9iJ
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Kyle Billig @k_billig
@GSElevator Send me a copy of your book. Isn't expecting undeserved handouts popular in this country?
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Zanesville Democrat @ZANVDEM
@GSElevator So what! They both had instructions!
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Joseph Kern @josephkern
'Do what you love' is great advice for making 30k a year.
- @GSElevator. instagram.com/p/rm73nlp9EV/
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Holly Bauscher @Bauchica
@GSElevator yes but the 1 million+ it's raised since Monday will!
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Sour Patch Syds @WalabyWaySyd
I live for @GSElevator
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Wartortle @BjanswersJR
@GSElevator vine.co/v/MVdPDrVawM9
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Iliza Shlesinger @iliza
@GSElevator I think they donate if they don't do it-which also sort of doesn't help since the more popular it gets the less money is donated
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Alexander Wetterling @BkkBanker
Just pre-ordered "Straight to Hell: True Tales of Deviance, Debauchery, and Billion-Dollar Deals" by @GSElevator #bookshelvesmonday
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Richard G. Combs @rgcombs
@SPQRzilla @GSElevator Reminder: 89.3% of all statistics are just made up.
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Todd Mitchell @toddmitchell
@GSElevator waiting patiently since May. Happy to support a fellow Texan. pic.twitter.com/O0mVjExTMB
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Jamal Khan @bismarchiavelli
@GSElevator Now I just hope I don't move before 11/11.
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Jeremy Muchler @JeremyMuchler
@GSElevator I just preordered the kindle version. Not sure what issue others are having.
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Ian Howard @Ian10Howard
@GSElevator pre-ordered!
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Zaki Mahomed @zakimahomed
@GSElevator you make a persuasive argument. Done!
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skiboy8 @skiboy8
@GSElevator done.
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SeanBlackOz @SeanBlackOz
@GSElevator I use Twitter because you told me to. This better be good and not hurt.
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Mark Stephens @MarksLarks
@GSElevator thanks for being my first 1,000th RT after posting this and the RT from @felixsalmon
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Jon Abbott @abbotar
@GSElevator you're breaking cover with that one
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David Pinsen @dpinsen
@GSElevator 0% of Goldman partners letting climate change fears keep them from buying Manhattan real estate.
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Marian T. Wirth @mtwirth
@BrankoMilan I arrived at the same conclusion after reading @GSElevator tweets.
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Morgan Grant @mgmcg16
@GSElevator to panic over climate change is to assume that the old climate was best. maybe it's time for a change. #everyoneLovesSummer
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Branko Milanovic @BrankoMilan
Eavesdropping in rich parts of NYC. The issues ppl speak are so trivial if you were Dante+Dostoevesky combined, you would not write 3 pages
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James Fraser @miningstocks
@GSElevator Just entered. Thx
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Brandon Sizemore @bsizemore619
@GSElevator stop posting this shit. No one gives a fuck.
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Gnomon Simony @jinxray
Black ppl have an edge in this competition then. RT @GSElevator: #1: The only color I judge people by is the color of their teeth.
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Andrew Spanos @andyspanos
@GSElevator does this book come with a lewd trial pack, or is it not that much like the movie?
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Kia Abdullah @KiaAbdullah
I'm sad to say it but I do believe @GSElevator has jumped the shark.
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Peter Michael @MrB3nz16
@GSElevator: you have a moral obligation to pre-order this book: amazon.com/Straight-Hell-…@Drdjpatel get yours yet?
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Tumpowsky @Tumpowsky
@GSElevator how about you pick up the $25?
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Iliza Shlesinger @iliza
@GSElevator I LOVE YOU
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Roger Sterling @Sterlings_Gold
Pumped for @GSElevator's book this fall. Expecting another "Damn, It Feels Good To Be A Banker," "Monkey Business," or "Wolf of Wall Street"
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Lex Tallan @LexTallan
"Shit go down when it's a billion dollars on an elevator." @GSElevator: "Meh."
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Aaron Graves @aarongraves
@GSElevator They have those, it's called an amex bill
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Honza Andrš @Deever
@GSElevator almost 3k retweets actually prove this point even more
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Jake from State Farm @JakeStateFarm
.@GSElevator You're just playing, right? Yeah ... you're just playing ............. right?
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Wei Du 杜唯 @WeiDuCNA
If @jpmorgan bankers keep up with the emailing, who needs @GSElevator?
online.wsj.com/articles/banks…
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Garrett Blakeman @WDClife
When the f**k did you become a fortune cookie @GSElevator?
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Mr. Wells @clutch14
@GSElevator today is 94th b-day of Army Air Corps veteran David Thatcher of Missoula MT. He is one of just three living Doolittle Raiders.
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Matt Walters @matt_walters
@AlaskaAir always remember travel rule #1 from businessinsider.com/goldman-sachs-… #iflyalaska #theoldscrewdriver @GSElevator pic.twitter.com/Xf28xadFPd
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The Dumb Money @The_Dumb_Money
@GSElevator Intelligence above a 115 IQ probably is not required for biological success, especially since it correlates with finickiness.
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Jack Henneman @jbhenneman
@GSElevator @instapundit This has been an oft-repeated fear since the late 19th century, yet the world keeps getting richer.
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Peter Connelly @pac_connelly
#standwith @GSElevator #fuckJesseVentura
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Midnight Samurai @ChadimusDecimus
@BENBALLER and @GSElevator are probably the only reason i still have twitter.
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Alexander @Wil_Alex_Martin
@GSElevator Did you just make "9/11 being an inside job" tantamount to treason?
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Stacy Strazis @StacyStrazis
Face hurts. Laugh - after laugh at loud - at the hilarious tweet history of @GSElevator > "things heard in the Goldman Sachs elevators"
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Michael Santo @msanto88
only reason I have twitter is for @GSElevator and @DanBilzerian daily pussy pics aint bad either
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Zach Roth @zach_roth
take note future pledges RT @GSElevator "There is not a single justifiable reason for wearing khakis with a tie beyond the age of 16."
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Chris Park @CParkus
@GSElevator *beyond the age of 0*
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Chris Fragassi @Chris_Frag
@GSElevator usually you're funny. This was ignorant.
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#ENDPOVERTY @Febisola91
@GSElevator bro I thought you might like this! LOL pic.twitter.com/yXiWupMJ0p
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Arthur Byrne @ArthurByrne
I judge people by their Bloomberg headers. @GSElevator: #1: I judge people by the banner ads that appear on their browser.
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Bryan @bjgoetze86
@GSElevator You're missing an adverb man - sincerelyish, the guy that has nothing better to do than correct internet grammar. Cheers :D
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Alexander Colorado @AlexColor
@GSElevator like this? pic.twitter.com/WJKas5rrTZ
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stone cold kilzer @ann_kilzer
@GSElevator I judge people who don't use adblock!
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Warwick Mirzikinian @WMirzikinian
@GSElevator.. when she sees zero balance she might give you a dollar?
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Aj McCartney @ajmccartney1
@GSElevator: you have a moral obligation to pre-order this book: amazon.com/Straight-Hell-…@crobinson926 @TimStreufert order up
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charles holgate @charlesholgate
Looking forward to 'straight to hell' from @GSElevator Should be worth a chuckle or two.
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pilotpluto @pilotpluto
@GSElevator pre-ordering "Straight To Hell"....
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Downtown Josh Brown @ReformedBroker
Amazing gawker.com/the-chinese-da… hat tip @GSElevator
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Brooke Rutherford @thatbrooke
You used to be funny MT @GSElevator: "The Mercedes S-Class is so smooth, with so many self-driving features. It's impossible to get a DUI."
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Jake Boring @VolJakeout
Just preordered @GSElevator book. Too bad I have to wait 4 months for this bad boy!
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Ted Hoefel @TedHoefel
I have fulfilled my morale obligation @GSElevator pic.twitter.com/Mk2cLcwp3a
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Mariana @Mars_Jennings
@angieggraves @amberleeprice @GSElevator GS Elevator just favorited your tweet! This moment is monumental. 😍❤️ #fangirl
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Tokyo Hyatt Fan @TokyoHyattFan
@TheMrPickles @talljames @GSElevator How did they make the solar panels?
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paul zoric @PZoric
@GSElevator remind me later
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Andy @astadtler
@GSElevator just in time for Christmas
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Maurice Stanszus @MauriceStanszus
@GSElevator how to be a man #Beschde pic.twitter.com/6Q1BCJxYYy
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J. Hope @Hope_Plumbing
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

- Ernest Hemingway
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Silvia Vaz Guedes @SilviaGuedes
You're an idiot! RT @GSElevator: “Why does Hillary want the Oval Office. Doesn’t she know what her husband did in there?"
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Stau! @frankpat
Think you just answered the question RT @GSElevator: Why does Hillary want the Oval Office. Doesn’t she know what her husband did in there?
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Steffan Lee @SteffanLee72
@GSElevator You mean only when you're FALLING from 30K feet, surely
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Jill S. Russell @jsargentr
Only with altitude AND tears. RT "@NC_Prime: And only just. RT @GSElevator: #1: Dewar's only tastes good at 30k feet."
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Slater @OldManBody
@GSElevator: #1: Dewar's only tastes good at 30k feet.” That's why you stick to bourbon #woodford #delta
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tia @tiafost3r
Road trip back to Salt Lake, John Mayer & @GSElevator ❤️
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Ron @RonCharest
@GSElevator if you are tossing your tie over your shoulder when pissing, either your tie is too long, or your dick is too short
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Priyank Shah @baaje_
Going through @GSElevator 's timeline is so much fun!
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Brian @B_MO_Legacy
@GSElevator u r going down I want that book chump lol
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Nick @n_i_c_k_
@GSElevator careful what you wish for! pic.twitter.com/IRDa6SNwK2
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Thomas F.X. Sullivan @IrishHoodlum
@GSElevator I'm in it to win it!
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hyrontrader @hyrontrader
@GSElevator “Most Anticipated Book of 2014” amzn.to/1hZ10if» i feel dirty alrdy. thanks fr the laughs, wit n stories.
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Michael Porat @mporat
@GSElevator I'm in. Happy to take your money :)
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Jsq Funk @jsqfunk
@GSElevator it's on, Son
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Erick Sagan @ErickSagan
If you are interested in a peek inside my mind, go follow @GSElevator
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Aria Ruth @AriaRuth
@GSElevator uh is the problem with anyone's skin the color???
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ŖΔζHΔΞĿ ĐΣPP  @Rachael
Does anyone love @GSElevator as much as me? #ff
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Death @TheReaper76
@GSElevator second season: veterans shoot instakids
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george @GeorgiadesG
@GSElevator: “We’d be a lot less critical of women’s bodies if we had to walk around with our dicks out 24/7."” Speak for yourself
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Brian Bolan @bbolan1
@GSElevator says you
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Sagar @skanumal
Just preordered @GSElevator's Straight To Hell. Comes out in November. Probably haven't been more excited for a book since Harry Potter..
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Neil @MacGiollaRua79
@GSElevator on the tube and a monkey is reading Monkey Business. Definite intern, probably Swedish or German (white pocket cloth). The irony
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Damilola Adeboye @Damboye
@GSElevator Fuck U !
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David G @bayrud23
@GSElevator I'd be more worried if it was the focal point of my life.
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Doug Henwood @DougHenwood
Ha. Retweeted by @GSElevator - but he has me blocked so I can't follow him. Punishment for saying he's not as funny as he used to be.
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Lambda Kansas City @KCombinator
@GSElevator @DougHenwood cats can hunt.
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Bill Stewart @BillStewart415
@GSElevator St. Paul discussed that argument. Said "No, not even close", and you're a couple thousand years away from First Post.
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Lawless @PittGrandpa
If drunk tweets are any indicator, @GSElevator bet the Maserati against the Dutch.
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Jasson Giannini @Jasson_g
@GSElevator you've been drinking.
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Violet Weed @geekiestwoman
@GSElevator I disagree. LAZINESS and lack of FOCUS is what stands between most people and their dreams.
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Devin Golestani @DGolestani
@GSElevator that's not true. its fear
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David Powell @DTP01
I was just notified that my seat was upgraded for my flight home from Paris next weekend! Flying home in style 😎@GSElevator
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Space Panda @Sukhman_sidhu43
@ImShmacked someone follows @GSElevator 😉 must be running out of ideas lol
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Mike Sellers @MikeSellers79
@GSElevator @NYMag I got at 45.
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Kyle Duncan @kraftydunks
@GSElevator: The Seinfeld trivia quiz in @NYMag is pretty great. (I got a 37): vulture.com/2014/07/seinfe…
I managed a 43
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Chris Park @CParkus
Twitter is suggesting I follow @GoldmanSachs after I followed @GSElevator. Nice try algorithm.
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Toby Rosen @TobyRosen
Your tie shouldn't cost more than your shirt, and your shirt shouldn't cost less than $300. @GSElevator
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Pamela Andrews @ritaburglar
@itsmejmb @GSElevator @gaylegirl Let's do it!! I've always been fascinated by this world. So smarmy! 😜
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Erin Bland @ebland92
@GSElevator Not me, but I`m still getting a book....
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JinFu @wtfbbqcat
@GSElevator It was me, fuckface.
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Luxe Tiffany @LuxeTiffany
RT @GSElevator: “Never fly an airline where your checked bags might cost more than your seat.” Rules of Air Travel: shrd.by/qTbpc4
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Syed Raza @Syed_R_
This @GSElevator acct is pure genius crossed with raw epicness
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David Hobby @strobist
@GSElevator I tried that at 100k. Bot, of course.
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jennifer @itsmejmb
@GSElevator - Straight to Hell: True Tales of Devaince, Debauchery, and Billion-Dollar deals. Book club ladies? @ritaburglar @gaylegirl
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jennifer @itsmejmb
As an Atlantic Canadian I am never excited for November (clearly not a fan of winter) However you just changed that game for me @GSElevator
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Grant Herbon @gherbon
Discovered the greatness of GS Elevator: @GSElevator "It's hard to believe the Italians used to be the Romans."
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J. Hope @Hope_Plumbing
There seems to be a correlation among being as asshole and taking a long time to pay your bill.
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Arturo Gutierrez @Art_Gutierrez
I'm seeing a lot of #LouisVuitton bags in the economy line today. Get your priorities straight. @GSElevator #truth #lv #CDG to #lax #paris
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Lisa Hyatt @aboutlisa
Irony...@GSElevator has 666k followers. Just saying.... Your welcome... pic.twitter.com/kjhXw0dTZn
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Wu-Tang Financial @Wu_Tang_Finance
@CamillaHallNYC @GSElevator @FT NEXT YA GONNA TELL ME THAT DRAKE IS A SOFT RAPPER
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Pieter Puystiens @PieterPuystiens
@GSElevator or if you don't? ;) #noteamlikebelgium
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Pieter Puystiens @PieterPuystiens
@GSElevator a signed copy of your book if you do? #GoBelgium
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Craig @YaMashinu
@GSElevator Have to imagine every lawsuit is going to be better for sales than it will be a legal liability #wellplayed
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Matt Garber @matt_garber
@GSElevator: Sight unseen?! Crazy.
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John Hicks @Equity_Manager
@JohnLeFevre @GSElevator The one about my guess being better than yours... You're like a God to me. No one totals a brand new Maserati's
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jon. Sage.mccole @JonathanMcCole
@GSElevator don't drunk tweet... Surely this has been talked about in the elevator, too
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Eddie Lee @Red_Head_Ed
@GSElevator I hate to be "that guy", but wouldn't it be met?
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Tyler Bowen @tylerbowen_
@GSElevator third times the charm.
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Lekan @LekanAdio
We are going green now? RT @GSElevator: #1: Checking your phone after someone else pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation.
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Brandon Smith @dcoopsd
My entire lunchtime has been lost to @GSElevator … Well worth staring at a Twitter feed for 45 minutes.
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PtheP @PtheP
@GSElevator Maybe. But I recommend you turn up before half-time on this occasion!
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Ari R. Bond Solomon @AriBond
Just read @GSElevator style guide. Good thing I'm 19, and 2 yrs. from GS or any firm. Lots of time to chuck these. pic.twitter.com/C122S1qiCa
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Iliza Shlesinger @iliza
I need to marry @GSElevator for the comebacks to this article. Also? It's a @mophie not a MORPHIE. Proofread! gselevator.wordpress.com/2013/12/01/the…
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Courtney Ann @CourtneyAnnCoCo
@GSElevator That's almost as bad as when coach passengers try to come up front and use our lavatory.
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Kate DiRanna @KateDiRanna
@GSElevator problem is the hair dyers in the Four Seasons (or any hotel no matter the rank) are like the Kia of styling tools.
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J @J_Roth95
Just pre ordered that @GSElevator book doe
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Ask Later! @showmethework
@GSElevator sounds like you fly United a lot?
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Brandon Moore @BeMoreToday
@GSElevator the 'teen mom' line in the article was funny enough... didn't need to drop the A-bomb in the tweet.
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Sabeen Firozali @sabeenfirozali
@GSElevator Too much asymmetrical information prior to the publishing. Could lead to adverse selection.
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Turd Ferguson @Scratchy53
@GSElevator good thing I'm morally ambiguous.
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Ted Hoefel @TedHoefel
@GSElevator if I order it could you harass @MurphsWords for me?
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Evan Vetere @porknchives
Some days, it's a question of whether you're the Chinaman or the eel. @GSElevator
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Sabeen Firozali @sabeenfirozali
@GSElevator neither will rich banker men :)
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Brattle St. Capital @BrattleStCap
@GSElevator "if her iPhone screen is cracked, use a condom"
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London Real @LondonRealTV
I think my new favourite Twitter feed is @GSElevator
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Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5
I think my housekeeper is the one who says, "Playstation" at the end off all of those Playstation commercials and she's just not telling me.
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jpez @jonathanpezman
@GSElevator this joke is worse than both of those. #TryingToHardBro
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Craig Devlin @CDevlin31
@GSElevator Neither are all that offensive.
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Iliza Shlesinger @iliza
If I had $1 for every time @GSElevator sent a bad tweet,I'd have the GDP of like Somalia, which still like 5billion. Whatever,hire a writer.
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Iliza Shlesinger @iliza
@GSElevator Jesus fuck this feed has sucked for like 6 months. What happened? Your daddy bought the company and you took over?
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Ben trader @betandbetter
@GSElevator hey !!! dont Forget That french immigration give to GS billion profit during subprime
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Cem F Dagdelen @CemFDagdelen
@GSElevator dude, you used to be way funnier.. They either jacked your account or bought it i guess.. Shame.
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Parth Desai @masterPDAWG
If the @GSElevator Twitter account is anything like Goldman Sachs, I would love to work for them haha.
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Benjamin Haws @skibum33nj
@GSElevator pre order done.
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Joe Kiley @joefkiley
@GSElevator: Definitive illumination of Wall Street and 1% culture with humor and insight: amzn.to/1hZ10if” preordered - can't wait!
81d in reply to GSElevator               
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Mark Whitcroft @MarkWhitcroft
Following in the footsteps of the CIA, Cher, the Dalai Lama and Pope Benedict XVI, I have now joined the mighty world of Twitter!
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Nic @_Nicolai13_
@herdtlocker @GSElevator he has a book coming out in November, definitely buying it haha. So entertaining
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Colton Cline @coltoncline
@GSElevator If you put ice in Pappy, you're a disgrace.
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madison And mission @madisonNmission
@GSElevator: The definitive illumination of Wall Street and 1% culture... with humor and insight: amzn.to/1hZ10if” I'm preordering!
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thuglas nüdie @dougmood
.@GSElevator didn't realize a 14 year old white girl ran this account
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Nice Warm Dump @KoolQueef
@GSElevator How do I get a signed copy?
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fuku @K_Fukush
@GSElevator is why I want to be an investment banker
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Jason Giovannetti @JasonGiovannett
@GSElevator pic.twitter.com/aKphbwjVfc
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Tim Finocchio @TimFinocchio
@GSElevator that Obama wants to chop off.
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Aaron Paradis @aaronparadis
@GSElevator typo on # 22. You should fire your intern for that.
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Steve G @HurricaneStiz
@GSElevator Unfollowing because of that horrible tweet.
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