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Ol'Beardy Wan Kenobi2011-05-23
@Grind_n_Roll1,198 days
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We found 200 favorite tweets.
LittleTalks @Tacet_no_more
When your ex sees you out at a bar with another woman and loses her fucking mind...priceless
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Kelgore Trout @KelgoreTrout
these goats are keeping my marriage alive
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dan mentos @DanMentos
A trucker in front of me just threw a nearly full bottle of lemon Gatorade out his window. Your loss is my gain sucker!
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Knave @man_in_radiator
I'm a fan of any movie with little to no dialogue for the first twenty minutes.
Still a great way to set the tone.
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Phrasemaker @phrasemaker666
I just discovered a new exoplanet: Trouser Snake Y
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Boiled Wieners @RuADorkLikeMe
I love watching people completely lose their shit over something someone said on the internet.
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Bucky Isotope @BuckyIsotope
A disembodied voice speaks to you in the womb. YOU REALLY SCREWED THIS UP LAST TIME. TRY HARDER. FINAL WARNING. Bright lights. Screaming.
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Damon Hunzeker @DamonHunzeker
"Come on, guys, we're ISIS, not ISN'TISN'T."

-- Inspirational terrorist
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meaty t @meat_tornado_
my bmi is 69 and im dtf
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Facetious Coon @ThePiggySlasher
Your true colours are showing..

Its mainly beige
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Knave @man_in_radiator
I'm still a big fan of women dying during plastic surgery.
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Acid Washed Moron @Fuckinmorons
I wear a plain white tee confidently knowing that sauce stain looks metal as fuck
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Jennifer @Jennifergr8
I haven't done stand up since March due to my health. I am being advertised to be doing set this Thurs in Kentish Town. Do I go for it?
13h               
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Speedoman @Sheppyuk
See those Man Utd fans moaning that Man City bought the title, but say nothing when they spend £130m in one summer. Cunts
@HesAProperCunt
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100 Pound Boner @osno13
i like riding a unicycle around with no seat
13h               
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Snuggles @SurlyJon
I see Jesus finally sold his motor home
13h               
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Betty Big Bollocks @skankymunter
Had to go get something from my car it is so windy out there my labia lips started clapping.
13h               
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Acid Washed Moron @Fuckinmorons
I call my pubic regions the mangroves cause they host a bunch of smaller life forms in its weeds
14h               
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Grimjob™ @TheGrimKing
Now that summer's over, I can quit the bleaching and embrace my butthole's natural, autumnal hue.
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Geoff Focker @gefocker
Whenever the Heart and brain fight, it's always the liver that suffers.
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A Bit Too Rude @AceFarter
Wish I'd put some pants on or washed my balls earlier :(
14h               
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Jennifer @Jennifergr8
8's view on 'You've Been Framed' -'I can't believe all these people sending in fake clips and getting paid, bet they claim benefits too!
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Token Geezer @Token_Geezer
The only reason everyone else has a better life than you is because you think they do, idiot.
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A Bit Too Rude @AceFarter
"....7,8,9,10! Coming, ready or not!" - My dick.
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Star Wars Problems @StarWarsProblms
Obi-Wan: Leia is your sister.

Luke: *changes Facebook relationship status to “it’s complicated”*
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POSITIVE THINKER @Ithink_Knot
@san22sbs @Grind_n_Roll Pardon moi,hey Sans you stick to yer pensioners,there,I'll handle " It "..
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Suicide Blonde @san22sbs
@Ithink_Knot @Grind_n_Roll back off I seen him/her first
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POSITIVE THINKER @Ithink_Knot
@san22sbs @Grind_n_Roll such beauty yet beast at the same time..
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Suicide Blonde @san22sbs
@Grind_n_Roll lolz you're such a slut
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Fat Kid @SteveMcQueef_
@Grind_n_Roll if i was you i would be a right slut to myself
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Suicide Blonde @san22sbs
@Grind_n_Roll I'd probz rape you on a night out with that hair
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Fat Kid @SteveMcQueef_
@Grind_n_Roll i reckon i would have relations with that
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Suicide Blonde @san22sbs
@Grind_n_Roll you're so hot
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Snuggles @SurlyJon
I'm always disappointed when a fight scene doesn't end in penetration
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Princess Slayer @Lady_Mead
Who's getting royal blood tickets then?
I want in!
@Grind_n_Roll @craigclarky
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100 Pound Boner @osno13
i tucked my v-neck in really far today to show off my belly ring
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LITTLE DEADLY DEMON @darling_lolita
I'm not thin and I don't have an ideal figure and body type but honestly idgaf ( ・◡・ )♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
I'm gonna hump your leg.
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Doom and Optimism @OptimisticDoom
Women can only be truly happy when they are cleaning up after men.
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100 Pound Boner @osno13
last week i woke up with a boner and was pinned under it for three days
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KVLHag @KVonLips
Your misery is quite mediocre.
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Suicide Blonde @san22sbs
I think I have a cake allergy coz my arse has swelled right up.
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GoaT FacE ThrillA @EndhooS
I dunno why people rave on about how much they love Mona Lisa, I mean she's no oil painting is she?
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Verity Lady Boner @TreacleVerity
If you don't belch loudly and shout Godzirra you're not me
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BRONSON @sblmnl_crmnl
#homo pic.twitter.com/OkSi2d6SmB
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BRONSON @sblmnl_crmnl
My friend's cousin's brother's daughter has cancer, please rt.
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LilyVonSexualTornado @SveldtSmelt
The only thing that gives me anxiety is people with anxiety.
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A Bit Too Rude @AceFarter
There's naked photos of celebrities on the Internet?!?

*googles 'naked celebs'*

*sees Rihanna's tits*

*writes suicide note*
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C_D @BoozeAndGuns
Mind if I poke around inside your asshole?
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A Bit Too Rude @AceFarter
Fart on my balls, whore.
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A Bit Too Rude @AceFarter
Just big spooned the dog to remind him who's the Alpha in this house.
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David Hughes @david8hughes
[performs CPR while eating a donut]
"Hm [holds finger up to distraught onlookers] just gimme a minute."
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A Bit Too Rude @AceFarter
Woke up to find I'd pissed the bed last night so I rolled away from it and found I'd also shit it too. Gutted 😞
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Herpy Twerpy @Herp_Twerp
I'm like, really up.
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Chump @ItsDaveHimself_
If I accidentally mute, unfollow, then block you in the next couple days it's bc I don't like you.
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Herpy Twerpy @Herp_Twerp
I measure time in cupcakes. Like, hey I'll be there in about twenty cupcakes.
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Chump @ItsDaveHimself_
I can't see wet concrete without leaving my dick print in it.
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Herpy Twerpy @Herp_Twerp
That's what white people do. We eat fuckin cupcakes, look at titties and we're like hey everything's fucked but we're still alive so fuck it
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Herpy Twerpy @Herp_Twerp
I was tired but I ate a couple cupcakes and looked at titties.
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Chump @ItsDaveHimself_
I'm just browsing. pic.twitter.com/AtNYTM8RUk
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Chump @ItsDaveHimself_
Take your boring ass convo to DM or the middle of a busy intersection, you annoying fucks.
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Chump @ItsDaveHimself_
You guys are fucking dumb.
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Chump @ItsDaveHimself_
Something about a girl with the meat sweats turns me on.
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Herpy Twerpy @Herp_Twerp
Save your receipts they make great condoms.
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Chump @ItsDaveHimself_
Kit's nudes were taken with a Polaroid camera on a leopard print bedspread.
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Herpy Twerpy @Herp_Twerp
I'll probably marry the first girl I meet.
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Chump @ItsDaveHimself_
You act like you've never seen a guy masturbate under an afghan blanket at the food court before.
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Chump @ItsDaveHimself_
Me and Kit chat on transformer walkie talkies before we go night night.
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Chump @ItsDaveHimself_
DNA is cum, right?
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Herpy Twerpy @Herp_Twerp
My whole life is like an episode of Highway to Heaven.
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Herpy Twerpy @Herp_Twerp
Fucking dog just chewed up my e-cig.
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Herpy Twerpy @Herp_Twerp
I'm so full of pork my penis is all curled up like a little piggies tail.
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Snuggles @SurlyJon
I have no problem getting a bj in the maids closet
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The Gimp @AyeGimp
So...who wants me to finger their arsehole?
1d               
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A Bit Too Rude @AceFarter
I play with my right testicle way more than my dick or the other two nuts.
1d               
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do u even zebra @HEYWATCHMETWEET
Dwayne Johnson's weakness is paper
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Kel Focker @KelFocker
Judging by the smell of your cunt, your spirit animal crawled up there & died a long time ago!
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LilyVonSexualTornado @SveldtSmelt
Sure I've seen a girl pee standing up. This is America.
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LilyVonSexualTornado @SveldtSmelt
Totally jealous of the dead dog I just saw on the side of the road.
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A Bit Too Rude @AceFarter
In an alternate universe, there's a cucumber with a mini me shoved up its arse.
1d               
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A Bit Too Rude @AceFarter
So I said to her "Listen! If you want this to last longer than a minute, you either cover up that side boob or my pants are getting sticky".
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notyourjester @Loli_Sug
I wasn't popular in high school till I started smoking, doing drugs, skipping class, and drinking.

Don't let anything hold you back, kids
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A Bit Too Rude @AceFarter
My dyslexic girlfriend just called me an aerosol.
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Raoul Duke @Raoul_Duke_71
Your eyebrow art, tells a story of two black caterpillars, afflicted with scoliosis, disenchanted with life, & about to fight to the death.
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GINGERATLAW @GingerAtLaw
If your bed feels too empty fill it up with action figures
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LilyVonSexualTornado @SveldtSmelt
Being unemployed and homeless and still being able to get laid is one hell of a confidence booster.
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LilyVonSexualTornado @SveldtSmelt
Being happy is allowed. It's not always easy but it's always worth it. It's easy to hide from and easy to forget. Fight for it.
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Poopy @Poop_Dragon
I cut my arm on a jagged piece of plastic jutting out from my sock drawer today.

It was Trail of Slime's fault.
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Raoul Duke @Raoul_Duke_71
If you've never been violently bounced out of a bar, at least once in your life... then I question your commitment to living in the moment.
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Poopy @Poop_Dragon
Balls have been a part of every single one of your lives. No one gets through life without balls. No one.
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Poopy @Poop_Dragon
I still claim sovereignty. I also think rainbows are super neato and windows are delicious.
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
The reality is, everyone is doing the same thing, we just openly acknowledge it.
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
It's truth, Fucko. Everyone pretends that ToS is the reason for the fuckery.
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
Moral of the story...
Everyone talks to everyone. Your secrets aren't secret. Everyone's cliqued up w/someone they just won't acknowledge it
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
The backlash continues to this day from ppl who don't understand ToS or make assumptions about it's purpose and use.
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
From the backlash, other group accts on the Twitters formed in parody of the ToS, not realizing that ToS were already a parody of themselves
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
The idea was to get all accts suspended, but they were unsuccessful.
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
They lobbied in their little Kik groups and in the DMs to block all of the TrailofSlime, as a group & individually.
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
They created a group acct on the Twitters. They named it TrailofSlime. The ppl that played in the Kiks were none too pleased.
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
They decided to make their personal relationships public knowledge & poke at the idiocy they were made aware of.
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
These 5 thought this was the gayest shit they had ever seen. In talking, they agreed that backdoor, gossipy bullshit was dumb.
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
but were trusted enough individually to be made aware of the secrets of the ones in these cliquey little group Kiks.
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
In the midst of these cliquey groups of fagmos, a separate group of friends formed. Five ppl who rarely talked to anyone else at the time
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
"Everybody knows somebody that knows somebody that knows something about it."
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
"friends" was that no one could ever tell who was talking to whom. Group Kiks were a plenty. In the words of Pastor Troy,
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
came into play. In exchange for a block or a public attack, ppl would trade trophies, nudes & gifts in the mail. The problem with these
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
someone, or even tweet false information about these ppl knowing that their followers would @ them relentlessly. In a few instances bribery
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
didn't know and, by default, didn't like on the Twitters. They would all agree to block someone at the same time, or agree to not star or RT
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
Rumors would circulate, stories were passed around & eventually these ppl would band together to cause difficulties for the ppl they didn't
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
Most of the time, these were ppl they had never talked to, but that didn't stop them from having plenty of made-up nonsense to say.
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
On the kiks, ppl would drop their anonymity & become friends. In becoming friends, as all humans do, they would talk shit about other ppl.
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
Goups of these ppl would get to know each other & migrate their bullshitting to a social networking app called the Kiks.
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
Once upon a time there was a social networking site called the Twitters. On this site ppl would anonymously post bullshit jokes & have fun.
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Lily Enemy @Harbingerr
K. Imma tell a story. It's kinda long and most of you won't care but neither do I, so here we go.
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Fake @FakeMe__
*adjusts mouth piece*
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st✪✪pid @st00pidfast
Man, I could really use a cold one.

-necrophiliacs
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HaikuVonLips @haikuhag
I'm up in Maine and
All of the women look like
They could grow a beard
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Facetious Coon @ThePiggySlasher
I may be approaching curse time.
If I say anything horrible to you, just know I mean it and would say it any other time too.
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Fat Kid @SteveMcQueef_
I don't have a meal for at least 2 days before I have sex because then i'll eat anything
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Shōgun of Twîtter @shwebby3
Oh thats an arm sleeve tattoo?

Thought it was some kind of hip looking flesh eating bacteria
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Nerf Herder @TrueTorontoGirl
The best way to get your shit together is with fiber.
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Bendy Toes @BendyToes
Do men get excited about their underwear choice?
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Doom and Optimism @OptimisticDoom
My friend wanted advice. She was choosing between asshole one and asshole two. She didn't like my advice. :(
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Doom and Optimism @OptimisticDoom
So goddamned rich I forget I'm poor
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A Bit Too Rude @AceFarter
I masturbate that often, my dick's contacted NATO to broker a ceasefire.
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Snuggles @SurlyJon
Careful getting a hard on, you might collapse a lung
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Snuggles @SurlyJon
I'm only 14" away from a self blumpkin
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Snuggles @SurlyJon
Here I am beating my self up on the toilet for sleeping in...
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Paddy Lad @iiDarryll
@Grind_n_Roll 😭 GOLD
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APEX @MrPunkmouth
WAKE THE FUCK UP RIGHT FUCKING NOW DRAG YOUR HEAVY DICK TO THE NEAREST RESTROOM AND FLEX IN THE MIRROR WHILE YOU PISS YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD
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Wilde Thing @WildeThingy
Hitler: We must wipe out the Jews and the gypsies!
Goebbels: Ok. But if it's tails, we go for Canadians and gingers. Deal?
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Princess Slayer @Lady_Mead
Moving has pros and cons..
Found all my Halloween outfits, my PS2, old vinyl and my skull print Vans!
But now can't find my toothbrush...
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LITTLE DEADLY DEMON @darling_lolita
dreaming abt ur face between my thighs
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Facetious Coon @ThePiggySlasher
Now I have ovaryache and that's just not good.
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Alex Pollock @socialPolly
I can go days without seeing people.
Doesn't mean I need to be reported missing?!
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Wilde Thing @WildeThingy
Which is most important in a tampon, comfort or high absorption?

Making small talk with girls is hard.
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Suicide Blonde @san22sbs
There's a saddle and a false leg In my bed and I'm scared to go downstairs.
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p. @WaterLilyDreams
I don't miss him.
I miss the us that almost was.
I miss the future we made up.
I miss the way his pen, his hand,
wrote my name in cursive.
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do u even zebra @HEYWATCHMETWEET
*first date*

Yeah. I know a lil karate. If any thin wooden boards decide to attack us I got u covered babe.
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The Gimp @AyeGimp
Remember the good old days when people read your tweets?
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.:. @TransaparenT
The fun train stops here mother fuckers.
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LilyVonSexualTornado @SveldtSmelt
My feet would make you barf in delight.
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HaikuVonLips @haikuhag
My neck tattoo says
That I'm serious about
Being a loser
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LilyVonSexualTornado @SveldtSmelt
What the hell is Doom gonna do with 80 t-shirts?
3d               
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Chump @ItsDaveHimself_
I pull clumps of hair from my head when I lose fake money in online poker.
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ibid @ibid78
I keep a Beastie Boy under the bed in case someone breaks in and wants to fight for my right to party.
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LilyVonSexualTornado @SveldtSmelt
"See you in a few months", I lied; knowing full well we'd never be in the same room again.
"Can't wait" she sighed; seeing right through me.
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Shkeeber @shkeeber
How is Dorito NOT Spanish for door?
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Naomi Irene Rohatyn @omibaloney
I'm in the family business. My great-grandfather was an intermittently depressive unpaid content creator.
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Fury Pesto @RocketRankoon
Bear Grylls faces his toughest challenge: Surviving on my paycheck.
Watch as he eats off brand cereal and has his electricity shut off.
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CuntSmith @csmith5050
Me: boy we needed this rain eh?

Neighbor: your dog's pissing on my leg

Me: *swigs beer*
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Curt. @FrankCurtisB
Love is a battlefield and I got trench foot from your pussy.
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Frank Whitehouse @WheelTod
#FF My recent TOTDs all worth following for funny:
@superdadatron
@daemonic3
@dshack8
@PointlessJ
@Grind_n_Roll
@KeithAshers
@Chumpstring
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Poopy @Poop_Dragon
@Grind_n_Roll I hear that's the "Cyclist's Special"
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Snuggles @SurlyJon
Our industry changes at a very rapid pace but our infrastructure died a slow agonizing death years ago
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GoaT FacE ThrillA @EndhooS
[Wakes up in hospital after car crash]
I'm afraid we had to amputate both of your feet.
"OMG why?"
You were too tall to fit in the ambulance
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Snuggles @SurlyJon
I just crapped out an action figure
4d               
17
3
Snuggles @SurlyJon
I'm pretending I'm in an old episode of Batman
4d               
13
1
Snuggles @SurlyJon
I'm dumb this morning
4d               
16
5
Snuggles @SurlyJon
I'm gonna eat a whole tub of margarine this morning
4d               
19
4
JOE KING @HeyJimmyConway
If I slapped my dick on this glass coffee table right now, it would look like two limousines crashed up in here.
4d               
3
meaty t @meat_tornado_
rubbing my pussy with a scientific calculator. Hells yeah
4d               
12
3
KWB @KittyWittyBang
Men who wear flip flops are easy going and love sucking cock.
4d               
15
4
soccerbabe2003 @realemilyattack
too lazy to masturbate. too healthy to die...
4d               
65
8
Froghammer @froghammer
When I die in like 100 years, I'm uploading my ghost to The Cloud so I can keep tweeting poop & turd jokes forever
4d               
22
3
Terry F @daemonic3
Earlier today, that 'all my troubles seemed so far away' song played but I forget the name

"It was Yesterday"

I SAID IT WAS TODAY MOTHERFU
4d               
86
37
KWB @KittyWittyBang
People who wear flip flops in public disgust me.
4d               
8
2
vv @TheVulgarVag
while I was at work Michael hand washed my delicates oh my god
4d               
66
1
Meth Scented Shart @MethShart
I just queefed and it sounded like an angel sighing..
4d               
27
12
Jennifer @Jennifergr8
BBC news: 'dead' Indian activist found, alive.

Well I bet he's pleased about that.
4d               
9
meaty t @meat_tornado_
I'm eating pizza pantsless but not going to post a pic of it cause all the boys will get boners
4d               
12
Herpy Twerpy @Herp_Twerp
I sound like a raccoon caught in a chimney when I cum.
4d               
11
4
Sister Mary Elephant @randomlady74
Your thong looks like it stinks. Enjoy...
4d               
32
16
Snuggles @SurlyJon
I fuck like a woman
4d               
10
2
Karen (Tozzi) @karentozzi
Wrote you a beautiful love letter on the side of a large burrito and threw it directly into the window of a fat guy driving a big rig.
4d               
57
7
Paddy Lad @iiDarryll
@Grind_n_Roll fucking....grave encounters my lovely.
4d in reply to Grind_n_Roll               
1
Jennifer @Jennifergr8
@Grind_n_Roll old classics. Exorcist.
4d in reply to Grind_n_Roll               
1
Fingers of Fury @Quikfingers2
I look like I'm headbanging to Slayer when I go down on a girl.
4d               
10
6
LITTLE DEADLY DEMON @darling_lolita
"Ew omfg ur thighs r so fat"

Yeah all the better to crush ur head w/ u weak ass nerd
4d               
6
2
Facetious Coon @ThePiggySlasher
Shit happens.
Au Revoir, cunto
4d               
2
Doomzilla @MYLITTLEDOOMY
@Grind_n_Roll Showgirls
4d in reply to Grind_n_Roll               
1
JOE KING @HeyJimmyConway
I don't think enough rappers are killing each other these days.
4d               
7
1
meaty t @meat_tornado_
can't wait to sing some iggy azalea in my Volkswagen eos convertible coupe while cruising for hotties at the beach later ☀️
4d               
4
1
QueenMab'sBuddy @Amelia_Draws
Every now and then I think Feminism is making headway then someone comments on the courage it takes for a woman to wear shorthair
4d               
27
8
.:. @TransaparenT
Dust off that self esteem, we're going out tonight.
4d               
15
2
Verity Lady Boner @TreacleVerity
I want to go out & get totally cunted.
4d               
16
8
Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge
Wish me luck! Heading to a gynecology job interview! Wearing my "Amateur Gynecologist" t-shirt to the interview to convince them I'm legit.
4d               
4
LilyVonSexualTornado @SveldtSmelt
This clown's hog tastes just like my 7th birthday.
4d               
6
1
Doomgakov @Mahogany_0000
I'm probably not going to be in the mood for coitus this weekend or the next three weekends, so that's out.
4d               
6
2
JbonesExtraordinaire @ProfJbones
@Grind_n_Roll Mary poppins
4d in reply to Grind_n_Roll               
1
Swan @typ0negative
Even if I had peeps, I wouldn't call them that.
4d               
18
2
LilyVonSexualTornado @SveldtSmelt
I suffer from restless life syndrome.
4d               
28
16
Verity Lady Boner @TreacleVerity
Go go gadget butt plug
4d               
13
9
Bridget @BridgetMamacita
My 5th grade teacher punched the blackboard and cracked it cuz we didn't know the difference between to/too. I never confused them again.
4d               
11
6
Poopy @Poop_Dragon
You guys have no eye for decor, this place looks nasty. I've slept in back alley dumpsters with more flare and pizzaz.
4d               
2
Bridget @BridgetMamacita
If you make my kids do the ice bucket challenge w/o telling them what it's for you're an asshole and an idiot
4d               
6
2
notyourjester @Loli_Sug
If you wake up to death metal your day can never go wrong
4d               
28
6
Bridget @BridgetMamacita
Fact: filthy hairy man back can only be properly cleansed with soapy boobs
4d               
8
1
Emma @Emii_Everlong
Let's play a game.
4d               
1
notyourjester @Loli_Sug
I like to kill animals and eat them with gravy
4d               
28
10
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