We found 88 favorite tweets.
a true classic that flies through fire and storm
a truly honest job. Do modern aircraft still have individual 'personalities' or has TQM removed all the variables?
SAR is best left in the hands of dedicated professionals, not avaricious commercials
If you had phoned '999' in 1937, the control room that answered your call looked like this
: "I got a dad." "
Thanks again for all your lovely comments about Derek.
Night Twonks :)
The Cave-best Mumford song-fact! You can't do that as a comedian tell your best joke in the encore and get crowd to join in and say for you!
RT “ RN search and rescue trying to raise 60k for charity in their 60th yr providing SAR. for updates/info follow ”
: "I only prays that I die before Hannah. That's all."
As it is the birthday of '999', please cheer for all our Emergency Services: Police, Fire, Ambulance, Coastguard, SAR, & MR
We've had a great time
with lots of people coming to see the new collection & have a go at the Musto Winch Grinding Challenge
As a dyslexic u spend your whole life trying to work round problems with written words.Twitter sometimes reminds me why I talk for a living
Yes "Narnia" if you feel the need to correct my spelling please don't. take the time to go and fuck yourself
Young and old meet stand @lbsatexcel. Two very fine gentleman!
Sailors on top as James Haskell is pushed off the Musto Winch Grinding Challenge podium at
--18 hours left to regain your title BIG man! You can do it!
who is that fairy Tom Sharp is shaking hands with?
The expressions say it all... tops the Musto Winch Grinding Challenge leaderboard once again
We spoke too soon, 's record is beaten - step up, Tom Sharp
2 old boys from the Dwarf. Today
I believe in Thor.
He is brilliant & magic with the best hammer ever. And he likes me and will protect me because I believe in him.
Fun night in Billingham and for those of you that thought i was joking about about private jet waiting.
Guess what I just had delivered by armed UPS in Guadeloupe? YES, the whole of RD series X! I'm in room 222/3 Fort Royal. All welcome 2nite
I think someone at UKTV vastly over estimated how interesting this nonsense would be...
Sorry, how can they not know where a lion has come from?
Idea: Everyone in the Essex area who owns a lion, go check its still in its room.
What is that shadowy place?
At least have the decency to copy and paste, for fuck's sake.
“: are you like Charlie at all in real life?”
We look similar.
Now don't go reading smut into my last tweet. A big cock is a fully grown male chicken type bird, a cockerel, cock-a-doodle-doo
“: Already missing Zac‘s Olympia tweets and photos from London. Wish you a safe trip back home.” Who says I’m leaving? :)
Totally awesome tonight. Loved it.
Well, I bloody loved the Olympics. And a powerful end to the BBC coverage with Imagine. If only …..
Dear Olympics, you were TREMENDOUS. Incredible acheivements & effort, amazing inspiring men & especially women. (Ignore sex/cars bit at end)
Keep watching. After the credits Samuel L Jackson approaches Mo Farah to tell him he's putting a team together...
Come on people would someone please try and put a sausage on the olympic flame.
We have a real treat coming for Batman fans and Batman: Arkham City fans today!
Today's is . Calling all fans: Are you ready to assemble?
Don't bother. Just stay in bed. Get the office to call me if they're going to be dicks about it.
“: for how long the idiot abroad will pretend that hi is idiot cos is not very convincing"
Hi not pretend hi is idiot long time
We're also giving away the song as a thank you to all you Darklings!
When I first pitched cycling round the world with a dwarf in a basket to Karl, the first thing he said was "so I'm doing' all the peddlin'?"
AIA3 will be a big two part Xmas special called "The Short Way Round."
Basically, Karl cycling round the world with Warwick in the basket.
Right, I'm off to work and when I say work, well, you know what I mean. *stands on pad, is enveloped in a spiral of luminosity, disappears*
I'm going nuclear on nob ends this year. Fed up with em all
And by the way - if you think the Mayans predicted that the world will end in 2012, you ARE a nobber
“: Are your Agent & your God one in the same!?”
No. But they've contributed equally to my career..ZING!
Alternatively I will smear reindeer poop all over front room and then insist rudolph did it as a protest against work conditions
No spoilers from me, no sir. If you were there, please respect spoil-free hopes of the team. It'll mean so much come Autumn 2012.
First recording done. I am blown away. AMAZING stuff.
For anyone who hates food I would recommend the catering on Red Dwarf X.
There is something important going on later, but I can't for the LIFE of me think what. I'm becoming TOO absent minded. Is it cos I'm SHORT?
Don't miss tonight's Life's Too Short. Best one yet and certain newspapers will be outraged. Karl can hear them now...
I really should be able to not only fix my own Internet but hack BT and bring it to its knees. I'm Benji fucking Dunn for flip's sake!
“@PaulSweetpants: you are quite prolific at tweeting, how do you look after the world and tweet so much"
Legal Q: If a "witch" curses you and believes it, are they committing an offense because they intend to inflict harm?
Although its early days I think you can expect 'classic' Dwarf.
Sitting in the back of a Range Rover with being driven to RD rehearsal. THIS S*** IS FOR REAL NOW!
“: you may have to describe what a "chav" is to our U.S friends!!”
Anyone on Jerry Springer
“ don't be a complete twat at the Globes again. I felt embarrassed watching last time.”
don't watch the globes again. You'll be embarrassed
Believe me, if you've ever sat through Vampire Diaries, Glee is a holiday
Off to see tonight, am prepared to feel a little slow and thick once again :-)
your a c**t”
I think you'll find it's "You're a c**t"
You're is the contraction of “you are"!
“: Feeling a bit peckish, could go for an orange ”
Good night twitTOR. Hope you've had a wonderful week end! Holidays are coming, holidays are coming, holidays are coming!
A) Why am I still up? B) Why am I watching Tool Academy? Oh, my daughters home from university, that's why....
About to start some recording tomorrow. What musical direction shall we go in?
Ha! Nice Google Map location, courtesy :
Your Tweets about are making me laugh so much. So many coming in, I can't read them fast enough. Thank you all again. Cheers.
“: don't see anything funny about joking about People with disabilities.”
you're in trouble now Warwick
The most I've heard you laugh was: You stuffing me into a toilet while Mr Depp mimed pleasuring himself.
This might put it in context. RDX.
Yes. "The Nobbers Universe; Everything that can happen, happens for a reason, man, because it's karma n stuff init". Catchy title.
Amazon reviews of my book: Three people appear personally insulted because understanding quantum theory requires a bit of thought :)
Who wants to bet I can watch all 55 episodes before the 16th? Anyone else up for the challenge?
Please stand for Hymn no. 246 "The 2nd Chromosone Pair Is A Set of Two Fused Chromosone Pairs Identifying The Transition Point From Hominid"
Just had to tell my 2 1/2 year old that you should never piss in your own hat. Good advice I think.
David Cameron asks what sort of Europe do we want.i would shift the Uk down to the med and get the French to make less crumbly bread
Actually, old Kryter's is looking rather chiselled and handsome, I would almost go as far as butch. He looks quite butch
Ep 8 of An Idiot Abroad repeated tonight on Sky
This never happened on "Wish you were here"
And thank you for the multiple 'you wear a mask!' tweets
When I told the idea to Karl, he said
"so I'm doing' all the fookin peddlin'"
Ha ha. It's called " the short way round" by the way.
US gunslingers that found a silk hanky could stop a bullet. Now scientists make bulletproof skin
Take time today to think about all servicemen and women living and dead. Heroes all.
This is a pictorial representation of
the feeling Karl has when he's on the phone to me
*sigh* Now... clock watching until 2pm *bites nails*
Tweet silence @ 11.11.11?
Only if I can play a grubby old gin soaked lech who dribbles and has nasty groinal area stains on his linen slaks :-)
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