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Andy ParkerSan Francisco2012-01-26
@Verbarian938 days
Copywriterer. Keeper of verbs. Lover of words. And monkeys. Hopelessly devoted to @WookieeBoy. Most of the time.
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Shawn Parker @WookieeBoy
I think every wire on this CB350 eventually ends up in the headlight bucket. pic.twitter.com/062akPILZR
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Bill Madden @activist360
@Verbarian I wouldn't try this at home. I'm a professional. Ha! :)
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Becky Needs Caffeine @beckyiniowa
Just walked into a big box store and a Bon Jovi song was playing. This made me far happier than would be considered normal. Apparently.
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Bill Madden @activist360
AMERICA IS AWASH IN GUNS: When @NRA values profit over the lives of citizens, they are a domestic terrorist organization. Period. @Lawrence
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Bill Madden @activist360
What kind of sick country have we become when it's easier to obtain a firearm than to cast a vote? #elliotrodger #p2 #uniteblue #tcot #2a
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Dognition @Dognition
Banning breeds like #pitbulls does not prevent dog bites. All dogs are capable of biting. pic.twitter.com/LLzyPbt5pk
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Bill Madden @activist360
Behind in polls, @marcorubio panders to the dirt dumb #GOP base w/anti science climate denial bit.ly/1mMnLJZ #p2 #uniteblue #tcot
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Shawn Parker @WookieeBoy
Its not even 10:30am and I've used my quota of fifty cent words for the day.
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Bill Madden @activist360
There's a simple measurement for the collective stupidity of America: How many anti science climate denying #GOP'rs will we elect. #p2 #tcot
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Evan Hamilton @evanhamilton
I'm going to write a book called "The 5-Minute Lunch". It's not a self-help book; it's a tragedy.
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Shawn Parker @WookieeBoy
It’s hard to believe these two dorks are ten years old already. pic.twitter.com/l4zGu8QFDQ
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Dana Rosier @Dana_Rosie
@Verbarian I know, I know, silly me. I need to unretire from my disturbing thoughts of you poking my eyes out now.
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Deke Bridges @dekebridges
The difference between experience and knowledge in one image: pic.twitter.com/WQJwwTvFsZ
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Carter Gibson @CarterGee
I wish people would stop trying to be funny on LinkedIn. I don't want to see your loosely work related comic memes. #Trash #Clutter
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Shawn Parker @WookieeBoy
Flappy Bird was hip and gone before I even knew what it was.
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Shawn Parker @WookieeBoy
Breaking up the monotony that is sock folding. pic.twitter.com/E8fdqcgxJt
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Grammarly @Grammarly
What happens to #English teachers who've seen one too many #writing mistakes? pic.twitter.com/U3DyQVQNfg
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Shawn Parker @WookieeBoy
If you give me long text to read that is white text on a black background I WILL attempt to clip your nuts. Beware.
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John W. Long @johnwlong
Just posted a 3.20 mi run with @RunKeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/a3j67co #RunKeeper
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R/GA @RGA
Congratulations to the Duchess of Cambridge on giving birth to dozens of horrible brand tweets.
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Karl the Fog @KarlTheFog
List of ways we #BeatLA:
1) Every way possible
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Becky Needs Caffeine @beckyiniowa
Hubby knows I love sleep and lets me sleep in as often as possible. So, he still gets laid. It's that simple.
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CopyPolice @CopyPolice
@Verbarian interesting, @SpellingPatrol says opposite. This is why I love playing the "should-the-hyphen-be-there" game. Ready, set, defend!
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Joshua Rudd @joshuarudd
“Never hire a Brilliant Asshole. The exact same is true of douchebags.” christacy.blogspot.com/2013/07/so-wha…
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Karl the Fog @KarlTheFog
cloudsource: you ask me what the weather is in San Francisco and I use your tweets to tell you
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Shawn Parker @WookieeBoy
So, this happened earlier. campl.us/poda
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
Don will be better off not working at an agency that has The Price Is Right logo anyway.
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KISSmetrics.com @KISSmetrics
Thirteen Tenets Of User Experience kiss.ly/17tt8WQ
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Matt Haig @matthaig1
WRITING TIP: 'Fucking' is the only adjective you ever need.
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
About to watch a monster truck attempt a double backflip. Even if he doesn't land it America still wins.
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Joshua Rudd @joshuarudd
“Just posted a photo.” Well, duh. No caption means no caption.
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Joshua Rudd @joshuarudd
Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/alZ76TH7Mu/
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John W. Long @johnwlong
Achieved a new personal record with @RunKeeper: Average speed... bit.ly/11WXUhC #FitnessAlerts
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Carter Gibson @CarterGee
I'm about to eat Thai food in the bathtub while listening to @InvisibleWalls before @LittleBigFund launch. No judging allowed.
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Becky Needs Caffeine @beckyiniowa
Its a pity no tornado has taken out the Westboro "Baptist Church" yet.
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Jason Nassi @jnassi
Having the bus almost to myself is like the cheapest @Uber, only smellier and less comfortable.
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Karl the Fog @KarlTheFog
How 99% of USA thinks of Memorial Day: pool parties, BBQs, first day of summer
How SF thinks of it: scarves, jackets, first day of winter
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Carter Gibson @CarterGee
You know you've hit the big time when this gets mailed to you. Also, now I know where all these pens… instagram.com/p/ZowQWrn3eV/
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Karl the Fog @KarlTheFog
T'was the night before Bay to Breakers, when all through the city
Not a single bro was drinking, saving tomorrow to get shitty
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Becky Needs Caffeine @beckyiniowa
Why I work:
I like food.

The End
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
In my humble opinion, I'm the best at having humble opinions.
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Casey Rand @CaseyRand
"Sorry, do you know which fjord these Swedish fish were raised in?" -Hipster diabetic
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Christian DeHoyos @therealdeho
Off the side of the road, in the small town of Hana, lies the best Pad Thai ive ever had. #inthejungle #foodporn pic.twitter.com/NwIA7aeHsg
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Shawn Parker @WookieeBoy
Rargwrbktthhhhpt! campl.us/oXwS
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Karl the Fog @KarlTheFog
Fog is my Co-Pilot.
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Becky Needs Caffeine @beckyiniowa
Walked by a dog. It started barking. Lady walking it asked "Is my dog barking at you?".

I cannot make up anything dumber than that.
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Karl the Fog @KarlTheFog
I just ate Monday morning. It tastes like exhaustion & dreading your inbox.
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Karl the Fog @KarlTheFog
What if fog was one of us? Just a stranger, cumulus, trying to make his way home.
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
My body shape is slowly transforming from ectomorph to burritomorph.
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Demian Farnworth @demianfarnworth
Never give up. Unless what you are doing is stupid.
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
If anyone is looking to open another strip club in Hell's Kitchen, I've got the name: Beelzeboobs.
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Becky Needs Caffeine @beckyiniowa
I have a purring kitty in my lap.

And no, that is not a euphemism for anything you pervs.
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Karl the Fog @KarlTheFog
More like Haze Valley.
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Joshua Rudd @joshuarudd
Grillin’ meat. Cause that’s whatcha do when it’s beautiful outside.
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Joshua Rudd @joshuarudd
Ten years ago we welcomed @maryjudah into the world.

Happy birthday, kiddo. I’m honored to be your dad.
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
I trust what Ryan Lochte has to say because he swims fast.
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Chad @chadbercea
@WookieeBoy If @Verbarian doesn't go, you can hang with me. I'll def be there.
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Karl the Fog @KarlTheFog
BREAKING: your hopes of making it home without sweating
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Shelley Risk @shelleyrisk
We did it! #marriedforlife pic.twitter.com/P3mMqOf0nh
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Karl the Fog @KarlTheFog
That time we skipped May and fast forwarded to June.
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Karl the Fog @KarlTheFog
Yesterday you got sunburned. Tonight you're sleeping under 3 blankets. Welcome to San Francisco.
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Shawn Parker @WookieeBoy
Be free, my slimy friends. Seek your fortunes down yonder drain.
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Carter Gibson @CarterGee
I need to open a thai burrito restaurant. Think about the delicious.
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Chad @chadbercea
omg @grahammurphy I want all the pugs! And all the gifs! And all the pug gifs!
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
Shark, jumped. #madmen
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
Don's ads were better.
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
"All blankets keep people warm." (Blanket statement)
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Carter Gibson @CarterGee
My life... Is the best life I could have ever asked for instagram.com/p/YWZiu8n3W4/
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Shawn Parker @WookieeBoy
My day has been defined by naps.
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Joshua Rudd @joshuarudd
Making the kids do all the work. @ Stow Lake instagram.com/p/YWDK8Xn7H3/
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Karl the Fog @KarlTheFog
HEAT WARNING: temps will reach low-70s today, stay hydrated & avoid texting friends outside of CA just to let them know how nice it is
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Anonymous @YourAnonNews
Please take him alive. Killing isn't a fair trial.
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Shawn Parker @WookieeBoy
MSNBC: "The mayor's house was severely destroyed". As opposed to mildly or gently destroyed? Ugh…
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
Westboro Baptist Church is everything that's right with the First Amendment and everything that's terrifyingly wrong with humanity.
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Karl the Fog @KarlTheFog
Go home wind, you're drunk.
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Joshua Rudd @joshuarudd
Pork Butt, I love you.
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Adland @adland
Everyone at the agency has a side business they hope will make them rich. Cupcakes, custom pinstriping, home perms. #agencylife
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Adland @adland
Perfect want ads seeks you, only with seven years experience of HTML5 #agencylife
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Adland @adland
Not very funny this one. RT @colinmurphy: Don't have the balls to speak up to boss or coworkers, so create a hashtag to whine. #agencylife
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Christian DeHoyos @therealdeho
3rd night of steak in a row. No complaints living like a Flinstone. #paleo
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Carter Gibson @CarterGee
...... @davidlandsel. Have you read the blog post I'm referring to? I'm not imagining. I'm extrapolating.
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Becky Needs Caffeine @beckyiniowa
I have decreed tonight "sit on my ass" night. Not much different than any other night except I'm announcing it ahead of time.
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Carter Gibson @CarterGee
Becket Morgan: On Carter Gibson, LGBT Advocacy and Google's PridePlus Community - tinyurl.com/chx8hej
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Casey Rand @CaseyRand
Sorry expression-makers, but I'm pretty sure people would pay more to see me fit two birds in my bush than hold one in my hand.
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Brian Clark @brianclark
Kid: Daddy, who is this?
Me: The BeeGees.
Kid: This is awesome!
Me: FML
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Christian DeHoyos @therealdeho
Twitter is soooo much more fun when you stop caring if people will like what you say. Poop!
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Christian DeHoyos @therealdeho
@chadbercea @therealdeho @Verbarian @WookieeBoy ChAd!!!!!
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Olivier Blanchard @thebrandbuilder
That's it. #TheWalkingDead is officially the worst show on TV. Dumbest. Season. Finale. Ever. And I mean ever.
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Graham Murphy @grahammurphy
@chadbercea we get it, chad. You're cooler and more creative than the rest of us... Good work driving your point home.
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Chad @chadbercea
Sometimes, you just have to sketch. flic.kr/p/e7q9fN
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Carter Gibson @CarterGee
@Verbarian is it my copy? If not, bioshock. If so, bioshock haha
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Chad @chadbercea
OH: "Snapp'n necks and cash'n checks." #salesbros
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blg002 @blg002
@CarterGee @evanhamilton @meghan_krane I know you're busy Carter so I took the liberty f.cl.ly/items/2Z3v1g1N…
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Evan Hamilton @evanhamilton
So much yes. Writing is a key skill that everyone needs to get better at. linkedin.com/today/post/art… #2 is a great tip, as @CarterGee knows. :)
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Joshua Rudd @joshuarudd
You had one job… @ UserVoice instagram.com/p/XWBirDH7LM/
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Christopher Garmon @chrisgarmon
Being married is awesome. I never wanted privacy in the bathroom and now I NEVER have to have it again.
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Joshua Rudd @joshuarudd
@Verbarian haha, that’s awesome (read: inevitable).
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Karl the Fog @KarlTheFog
In honor of tonight's Jewish holiday, I'm passing over.
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beard ian @ian_reid
gotta remember to pickup bioshock tonight.
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Shawn Parker @WookieeBoy
Thank you to every one for the Birthday wishes. The wife and I plan to celebrate by drinking heavily and napping all day long.
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Alex King @alexkingorg
3 yr old: That's what I heard.

Me: Where did you hear that?

3 yr old: I saw it online.
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
The world is your oyster. At least until you eat a tainted one and die of severe gastroenteritis.
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Carter Gibson @CarterGee
I want @chadbercea and @Verbarian :(
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Chad @chadbercea
@Verbarian Sounds like you and @WookieeBoy are still keeping it classy. Good work.
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Chad @chadbercea
Super excited that all three times I was in @USBankElevator I had no technical issues. Everything worked great.
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Karl the Fog @KarlTheFog
I look thin because I'm trying out the North Beach diet. You eat lots of carbs and then lose weight running from strip clubs.
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Shawn Parker @WookieeBoy
The wife is singing the Robot Chicken theme song.

Back off guys. She’s mine.
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Karl the Fog @KarlTheFog
I wish I could like someone liking my comments. I approve of you approving of me.
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
"Are You Experienced? And can you elaborate on said experience?" - Jimi Hendrix, recruiter
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Dana Rosier @Dana_Rosie
@Verbarian Another historic grammar rant by Verbarian! YAY!
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Karl the Fog @KarlTheFog
Dew or dew not, there is no try.
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Evan Hamilton @evanhamilton
♩ You can't always get what you want/but if you try sometimes/you can piss off a lot of people & approximate what you want ♩
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
OH: I think that guy over there is live tweeting our conversation. Let's fuck him up.
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Joshua Rudd @joshuarudd
What your culture might actually be saying is… blog.prettylittlestatemachine.com/blog/2013/02/2…
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Chad @chadbercea
I just donated $$$ to help save lives and also to see @WookieeBoy shave his head & beard. /cc @Verbarian cl.ly/image/0l1A2C0L…
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UserVoice @UserVoice
It would have been so easy (and so wrong) to insist on following the rules in this bittersweet service story: ar.gy/3aMQ
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John W. Long @johnwlong
Caught a co-worker complaining how ugly everything is in IE. She’s joined an elite group of people.
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Becky Needs Caffeine @beckyiniowa
None of my coworkers know- or will admit to knowing- who Jenna Jameson is. That makes me the normal one, right?
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Becky Needs Caffeine @beckyiniowa
There are an awful lot of really ugly people on this planet. And far too many of them are on TV.
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Chad @chadbercea
Going with your gut is one of the hardest things for me to do. But I'm thankful to be surrounded with amazing people.
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
U2's song "Zoo Station" was inspired by the people Bono smelled at Penn Station.
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Chad @chadbercea
I just stood up and sand "Never Gonna Give You Up" to my CEO and Head of UX. I'm killing that bucketlist tonight.
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Derek Barnes @barnes_derek
The great ones!: Paulina Gretzky's Boobs -- Breakaway Outside L.A. Nightclub | tmz.me/15zw9kB
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Chad @chadbercea
@WookieeBoy just saw the gift you sent @Verbarian... My face hurts from laughing. #GreatJob
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Chad @chadbercea
You guys! @UserVoice turned 5! Here's a birthday card we made: drbl.in/gPyl @dribbble
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PARADOX @PracticeParadox
A stunning About Us page (words and team images) by @UserVoice bit.ly/Y4Sbsd
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
Imagine the jail time @BurgerKing hacker will get. I simply ate at BK and was confined to a small cell or "toilet" for days.
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
I would pay extra for a vacuum that identifies and saves all the Legos I accidentally suck up.
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
What's the 10 sec rule for when VDay chocolates drop on the floor and the dog eats the entire box and is now getting his stomach pumped?
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
We need to make meaningful progress on protecting future generations from the Harlem Shake. #sotu
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Joshua Rudd @joshuarudd
Pro-tip: eat well and don’t surround yourself with assholes.
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Casey Rand @CaseyRand
If I was a man, I would make it my goal to get a beej from Busy Phillips, just so I could say I got Busy Phillips-head.
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
Let's stop writing taglines that begin with let's.
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UserVoice @UserVoice
Yum! Thanks to our awesome office manager, we're eating some delicious cookies to celebrate #CMAD i.imgur.com/YhKCqTq.jpg
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Joshua Rudd @joshuarudd
New “DesignSpace” blog post by @InVisionApp featuring our very own @chadbercea—and a few shots of the back of my head. blog.invisionapp.com/designspace-us…
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Carter Gibson @CarterGee
Headed home after filing Articles of Incorporation! Lots of $ later, tomorrow I'll be a CEO :) instagr.am/p/UmzSCkn3SU/
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
A woman described my most recent ad as "incredibly distasteful" in the New York Times today. I've arrived!
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Becky Needs Caffeine @beckyiniowa
Are most people really afraid to poop at work? Am I the odd one for realizing I'm a mammal?
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Karl the Fog @KarlTheFog
Dear Auto-Correct: no one wants to type "ducking"
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Wil Wheaton @wilw
If you're trying to figure out a New Year's resolution, may I humbly suggest adopting "Don't be a dick" as words to live by?
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Shawn Parker @WookieeBoy
The problem with public bathrooms is the public. You fuckers are a dirty lot.
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
Just spiked the heck out of the eggnog. My sis and mom's halls are about to get decked, you guys.
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Becky Needs Caffeine @beckyiniowa
Because I love mocking stupid people I'm watching the Miss Universe pageant. Either that or I hate myself.
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Jeb Blount @SalesGravy
Fell off horse today. Got back on.
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
Show me on the doll where Instagram violated you.
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
If you ever have thoughts about killing 5-yr olds, seek help. Better yet, seek out me so I can bash your fucking skull in with a hammer.
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Becky Needs Caffeine @beckyiniowa
Hearing "Last Christmas" sung by Taylor Swift- or anyone else for that matter- makes me hope the Mayans are right.
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Shawn Parker @WookieeBoy
The upside of spoiling the wife is that I can spoil myself as well.
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Becky Needs Caffeine @beckyiniowa
This month's Cosmo has an article "25 ways to kiss a naked man". Ummmm isn't that about 24 too many?
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Chad @chadbercea
Nurse was asking me about my tattoos and she said, “it’s like a story on your arm”. It’s no longer my sleeve, it's my story.
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Chad @chadbercea
Your moment of zen. i.imgur.com/L6TIi.gif
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Becky Needs Caffeine @beckyiniowa
Why do so many adults wear Halloween costumes to work? Isn't work miserable enough without making it harder to go pee?
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Brian Clark @brianclark
An American Apparel Hurricane Sandy Sale? Which 22-year-old genius intern came up with this one?
660d               
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Joshua Rudd @joshuarudd
Oh, burn… apple.com/uk/legal-judge…
663d               
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Chad @chadbercea
OH: I love caffinated drinks and weird yoga positions. /cc @DEHo5
672d               
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Suzanne Debrunner @SDebrunner
#userconf awesome speakers, interactive location, best tacos, ice cream break and an organized team @UserVoice keeping people happy
677d               
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Tim Schraeder @TimSchraeder
#UserConf please note... I think the Microsoft guy is using Keynote.
677d               
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Brian Braunlich @braundiggity
Kind of crazy how much useful stuff I'm getting out of #userconf. Went on a whim (thanks to a promoted tweet, haha). Great decision.
677d               
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Chase Clemons @chaseclemons
Best crowd ever! #userconf
677d               
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Sarah Hatter @sh
"Never ever ever ever ever use the word webinar" @chaseclemons #userconf
677d               
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Kevin Hale @ilikevests
What a great audience! As promised, here's the slides to my customer support talk I gave at #userconf. speakerdeck.com/u/roundedbygra…
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Graham Murphy @grahammurphy
@Desk - So… @UserVoice has an ice cream bike… #justsayin #hinthint #UserConf
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Robyn Rosenberger @littlerobynd
Just when we thought it couldn't get better. #userconf pic.twitter.com/bhwhjQVJ
677d               
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Tatiana @Turbo_Tats
Adorable. RT @Gokejnr: Richard from @UserVoice brought us ice cream sandwiches #userconf @ UserConf instagr.am/p/QsjxQKvpkh/
677d               
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Goke Pelemo @Gokejnr
Richard from @UserVoice brought us ice cream sandwiches #userconf @ UserConf instagr.am/p/QsjxQKvpkh/
677d               
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Wendy Pei @wendypeis
CEO of UserVoice announcing ice cream sandwiches #userconf @ UserConf instagr.am/p/QsjuVRQ342/
677d               
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Tim Schraeder @TimSchraeder
The @UserVoice crew are good people. Really loved working with them the last couple of days. Making #UserConf magic happen!
677d               
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Carter Gibson @CarterGee
If Fox News says Biden is too aggressive I will counter with their entire prime time lineup. #Debates #VPDebate
678d               
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Carter Gibson @CarterGee
@danlev @Verbarian has spoken. UV copywriter ftw
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Shaun Moynihan @moynihan
Some people sure like to get all dramatic when they find you siphoning gas from their car.
740d               
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Joshua Rudd @joshuarudd
Happy Friday @ UserVoice instagr.am/p/OKtl6nH7KB/
740d               
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
Cash4Gold should have been an Olympic sponsor.
740d               
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
"If you let the bodies hit the floor, I want them picked up by the time I get back home." - Drowning Pool's mom
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
Leaving an agency is not easy on the liver.
803d               
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
It scares me to think that there are people out there that don't click "Skip This Ad."
811d               
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Tobias Butler @tobobo
Word of today: "squick" v. To cause immediate revulsion. n. A person or thing that causes immediate revulsion.
812d               
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Gordon Brander @gordonbrander
All I need to feel rich are good creative tools and a bicycle.
813d               
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
Which agency was crafty enough to pay their office manager $50,000 to sleep with the diabetes client? #ThePitch
815d               
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Cathleen London MD @DrChaya
Motherhood should never b punishment 4 having sex. Forcing a child to be born to punish its mother is the ultimate in child abuse #ProChoice
815d               
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Cathleen London MD @DrChaya
No thoughtful person denies that fetus is potential person. We oppose legislating personhood at some moment before birth. #ProChoice
815d               
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Cathleen London MD @DrChaya
Margaret Sanger said, “No woman can call herself free who does not own and control her own body.” This concept is fundamental for women.
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
Hey Care Bear, you got a fucking staring problem?
873d               
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
No one cares who you can't wait to meet up with at SXSW.
898d               
2
Mark Duffy @copyranter
I am not kidding about this: I see Rush Limbaugh in the streets of NYC, I will drop his slut ass with one haymaker.
898d               
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
Why does the government keep pulling the plug on the Bridge to Nowhere? I would totally visit that place.
904d               
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Becky Needs Caffeine @beckyiniowa
I want to go back to being 7 yrs old when my biggest decision of the day was which flavor of Chapstick to eat. Being an adult blows.
909d               
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stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
Oh my god, Gov. Christie is at my gate! Wait, no... that's our plane.
912d               
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Clayton Hove @adtothebone
I'm pretty sure that Guy Fieri is pronouncing his name wrong.
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copywritersdontcry @cpywrtrsdontcry
How To Lead A Creative Life datavis.ch/Aix0r6
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1
stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
When I hear about someone doing inhumane things to a pitbull, I get sick to my stomach that it wasn't Pitbull the rapper.
937d               
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1
stephen lundberg @stephenlundberg
It's a new year and I'm going to give Aimee Mann another chance. I'll let you know how it goes.
937d               
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