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Ian NelsonYork/Leeds, UK2007-04-06
@ianfnelson2,695 days
Freelance Software Developer with strong interest in Agile methodologies, Databases, and Maintainable Architectures
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Dennis Doomen @ddoomen
That NuGet Package Manager really needs a speed improvement as well as support for installing prior versions of a pacakge.
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The Independent @Independent
David Cameron's office follows 'I Like Tits Daily' on Twitter ind.pn/1nyNdgo pic.twitter.com/GL3q4n1dlf
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CNN @CNN
Toddler causes security breach at White House, delays Obama address on Iraq. cnn.it/1qZSsgS
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Nationwide UK @AskNationwide
We’ve raised the rainbow flag outside our HQ in #Swindon in support of tomorrow’s #Swindonpride pic.twitter.com/pCGWox004d
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Ashic Mahtab @ashic
@ianfnelson yup... kept up nagging, they called back and scheduled an appointment today.
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Boris Johnson @MayorofLondon
try asking one sunshine! #askboris @Brendan_Surrey
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Mr Eugenides @Mr_Eugenides
@SayeedaWarsi It’s sideways, Lady Warsi.
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Sayeeda Warsi @SayeedaWarsi
With deep regret I have this morning written to the Prime Minister & tendered my resignation. I can no longer support Govt policy on #Gaza
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Guy Garvey @Guy_Garvey
Thanks for all your lovely comments and yes. Kirsty is just as fab as she sounds.x bbc.co.uk/radio4/feature…
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Amy Macdonald @Amy__Macdonald
I'm going to be singing live from BBC at the Quay on the Ken Bruce show on @BBCRadio2 this morning. I am away to do a soundcheck 😴
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Kiran Singh @Roarkiran
@ianfnelson you are welcome, part of my kit too - hoping for stress free days & holidays.
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OliverOgg @OliverOgg
@ianfnelson Just close the tab :)
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Steve Whitehouse @maxingwell
@ianfnelson JavaScript? *shudder* Why would you want a book on...... Oh, I see now. Full cup, lightly padded - nice ;-)
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WY Police Dogs @WYPDogs
We don't like to brag but we've just caught 4 suspects who've been on the run from a high security prison since 1972 pic.twitter.com/RbOtxvGTRB
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Liam Westley @westleyl
@mtaulty Make sure you tick the Binary Compatibility flag in the build dialog.
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Paul Campbell @paulcampbell_
@ianfnelson Monkeys this time. The foxes are still on my hit list man...
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Scott Hanselman @shanselman
8 year old: "Is that really a meeting? You're just un-muting the phone and saying 'uh huh.'"
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Robin Hackshall @Bobuh
@ianfnelson Off to Equifax. Looking forward to a new challenge.
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Mark Wilson @PlanetWilson
People who have the keyboard click sound on their phones. WHY?!?!? STOP NOW.
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Andrew Rimmer @AndrewRimmer
@ianfnelson you'll have to do some work. Or go on twitter :)
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mairs deli york @MairsDeli
1st customer, 1st twat of the day, hope we are not going to have a Tuesday xx
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Usman Shahid @UsmanGravitas
@ianfnelson haha football could keep you busy for a month, or the pub could if you're not into football :)
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BBC Newsbeat @BBCNewsbeat
Dr Steve Peters is working with #Eng at the #WorldCup.Could he help them win a shoot-out? bbc.in/1n711jy pic.twitter.com/uV4riQ2NSI
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Nick G @nickg_uk
@EasilyDomains How do we register .UK domains now that they've been launched?
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Ken Rayner @qqtx
@EasilyDomains odd that on the launch day for dot uk it's not available on your site...
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Mark @MarkNinnim
@ianfnelson Hi Ian I moved to Go Daddy as a reseller and have not looked back. @EasilyDomains cost me dearly and I would never recommend.
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Ryan Onody @TheOnod
Considered registering new .UK domains with @EasilyDomains today but the site wasn't accepting orders for over an hour following the launch
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Alan Duffy @AlanDuffy
@EasilyDomains Hi, can you let me know when you will be opening the .UK domains on you site it has the 10th today ?thanks
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Lives of WW1 @LivesOfWW1
@ianfnelson Hi Ian, thanks for letting us know, it would be great if you could post that in our support forum: support.livesofthefirstworldwar.org
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Ian Nelson @ianfnelson
Thanks @DirectLine_UK for renewal premium up 35%! It prompted me to shop around and find equivalent cover for 17% less than last year.
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Liam Westley @westleyl
Looking down on Uncle Bob at #ndcoslo, 'Architecture, The Lost Years' pic.twitter.com/TfJo7qqOin
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Dan Kennedy @danatfirstcs
@ianfnelson bit of a long/complicated story mate. best saved for discussing over a few beers I think.
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Barak Hardley @barakhardley
It's cool how we all start as one of the different teenagers in the Breakfast Club but then all end up turning into the Janitor.
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matt blaze @mattblaze
"Your password is too similar to a previous password" - > WHY ARE YOU STORING MY OLD PASSWORDS IN THE CLEAR?
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David Mitchell @RealDMitchell
Wasn't sure whether female robins also had red breasts, so googled "female robin" and got this. #notmuchhelp pic.twitter.com/tZFrDGgFme
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Tiernan Douieb @TiernanDouieb
#whyImvotingUKIP because I can't tell what accent Aiden Gillen does on #GameOfThrones & I don't want us all to speak like that by 2020.
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Andy Powell @p0welly
Yes yes as a child I also pulled the stickers off... #rubicscube pic.twitter.com/R3sDkwVcb4
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Georgina Stockdale @G_Stockdale
What a beautiful morning! Happy Friday!
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paul hill @paulhog
@davidschneider ah thats nice..he might not piss in your sink now. :-)
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David Schneider @davidschneider
You know it's going to be a challenging day when you text the builder and accidentally end it with an x
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Richard Dalton @richardadalton
How many of you have actually experienced clean testable (and tested) code in large scale commercial software not OSS? Fave=Y RT=N
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mairs deli york @MairsDeli
Young lad asked if he could have a custom made sandwich :- ham, lettuce and cheese????!!!!!!
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Mat Wall @matwall
We shouldn’t think of architects as fonts of all knowledge & power. We are shepherds that can you help move teams towards their goal.
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Geoff Watts @geoffcwatts
Great atmosphere at @agileyorkshire tonight. Thanks for reorganising for me and sorry I couldn't stay for beers. Next time I'll plan better!
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Amy Thompson @Scrum_Mistress
Focus on creating a great team and you will achieve great things. @agileyorkshire @geoffcwatts
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Ian Nelson @ianfnelson
My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Dire Straits (5), Oasis (3) & Gina G (3) #music bit.ly/969mvx
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Mark Dickinson @tuganetmark
Well that's 3.5 hours, I won't get back.
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timd @timd
So, who's up for live tweeting the 2015 General Election based on @Thayer 's rules?
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Theresa Cantwell @Kilkennykitten
Just voted for #Austria #EurovisionSongContest2014
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Mark Dickinson @tuganetmark
Fluffed it
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Pete Smith @roysvork
@ianfnelson Hah, teamwork! twitter.com/roysvork/statu…
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ITV @ITV
@JimmyLau888 They're on last... I mean I don't know. What?
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~/developers/chris @ChrisAnnODell
My tweets will now be #eurovision oriented. Yes!
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Mark Dickinson @tuganetmark
Who needs Wogan when you've got @ianfnelson
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mairs deli york @MairsDeli
Mainly nice people yesterday, think there was only one tosser, a great improvement on Wednesday :-)
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Kerry Morgan @kerrym79
@ianfnelson approximately 33,000 it would seem #needtogetoutmore
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Dan Kennedy @danatfirstcs
@ianfnelson @UsmanGravitas bet it was a quick one though :)
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Kerry Morgan @kerrym79
Seems you were right @ianfnelson - Tabasco Uk just retweeted me ;-)
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Kerry Morgan @kerrym79
@ianfnelson your interests are my lunch? Very well, dear follower...
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Kerry Morgan @kerrym79
@ianfnelson I am indeed. Though I suspect nobody reads my tweets because they are boring rather than because I post at the 'wrong' time ;-)
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Kerry Morgan @kerrym79
@Eastreadingcom @LetToysBeToys I'd most like my son to have a job he enjoys.
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John Topley @topley
@ianfnelson Because of your hatred of tautology? ;-)
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Russell Garner @rgarner
@ianfnelson Until summer. Basically I just buy lots of headphones and make sure they are distributed among clothes/bags.
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Remco Mulder @remcomulder
@JagReehal No plans for V3 yet. Just lots of incremental updates to V2 :)
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agileyorkshire @agileyorkshire
Announcing @Piksel as a new sponsor, if you're an AY fan take a moment to RT your appreciation ow.ly/vSKIA
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Bill Gates @BillGates
Costa Rica and Iran have the same GDP/person but that’s not the whole story: b-gat.es/QdORLz via @TheEconomist pic.twitter.com/NyvNcZC0IP
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Philip Laureano @philiplaureano
@FransBouma and then you're stuck with occasionally cranky users :) there's always a tradeoff for success.
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Jimmy Nova @JimmyNova
@Spotify @huseyint Because that's the only reason you'd ever use Stars right? Not as a way to highlight or temporarily tag a song? No? Oops.
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Salvador Rodriguez @sal19
Don't like that @Spotify has made it harder to Star a song from the mobile app now that I can Save songs. Starring > Saving
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Ryan Roberts @ryansroberts
@ianfnelson Delegates and new
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Dominic Watson @dom_watson
I just asked Will, 7, if he'd like to do some programming. He said, "Can we do some tests?". Get em young :)
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Washington Post @washingtonpost
A map that shows you where the nearest airport is wapo.st/1jySXaT pic.twitter.com/4rbVMZ6vAN
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Matt Haughey @mathowie
Deer @twitter, please let me edit any typos in a tweet for exactly 140 seconds after I post. Who's with me?
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Uncle Bob Martin @unclebobmartin
. @ianfnelson That science lesson is on youtube, here: ht.ly/vFGrC
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Andric @astralwave
Spotify should bring back the Star function. Favoriting and saving something into your library are two different things, conceptually anyway
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Renée Radia @reneeradia
.@SpotifyCares @Spotify "Save" is a great feature but should not replace Star...to me (& many others) their purposes are different.
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Evgeny Goldin @evgeny_goldin
Right click to "star" a song in @Spotify? Ain't nobody got time for that! goo.gl/ttXdd5 #Spotify, what will make you listen?
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Karlyn Borysenko @KarlynMB
Hey @Spotify - you know what would be awesome. IF I COULD STAR SONGS I REALLY LIKED TO ADD THEM TO A PLAYLIST.
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Zach Schrock @zeech
@Spotify @SpotifyCares Seriously worst update idea. Look at all the people complaining in the forums. You're making your service worthless.
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Zach Schrock @zeech
Why in the name of all things holy did you remove the STAR icon from the update!? Are you mad? EVERYONE USES THEM!!! @Spotify @SpotifyCares
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BT @BTCare
@ianfnelson Hi, sorry to hear that, fill in this form and we can look into it for you bt.com/email/so
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Richard Dalton @richardadalton
@scottadhoc @ianfnelson The Ten Commandments you need to know about. #LinkbaitBible
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Scott C. Reynolds @scottadhoc
God said "Let there be light." You won't believe what happened next! - Linkbait Bible.
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Richard Tasker @ritasker
Big thanks to @agileyorkshire had a great night, with some good conversations afterwards.
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Grant Crofton @relentlessdev
.@ianfnelson Learning & Development - at @Callcredit we get 1/2 day a month to do self-directed learning. Which is nice.
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Iris Classon @IrisClasson
Having a rather productive day today, code is flowing well.
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Steven Robbins @Grumpydev
Is there a TL;DR post about build yesterday? I unfortunately missed it because I had to go the pub :)
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René Schulte @rschu
With Roslyn and the C# compiler being open source, I will just fix the compiler when I have compile errors in my code.
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mcgrathjoe @mcgrathjoe
@tuganetmark "//Put hurt on danger" Genuine comment found in our codebase. What does it even mean? Sounds bad!
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Russell Garner @rgarner
@ianfnelson You'll be able to legally park your penny farthing at a horse-fastening post.
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Remco Mulder @remcomulder
Interesting how a true NCrunch addiction can result in you turning off the VS build switch for your test projects
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Dan Kennedy @danatfirstcs
@ianfnelson but we do it for the love surely :)
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Christian @taitmonster
@ianfnelson lol. It is 2am and I am putting together a bottle as he is a hungry little bugger. I wouldn't change a thing!
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Dale McConnell @dalefishmcc
RT @josephseager: Display car getting ticket/details taken. Only in #Harrogate. pic.twitter.com/Aw1hblp2iy @YPLAC
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John Conners @JohnConners
@ianfnelson Ooh, cheers! I almost forgot I also wrote that!
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Georgiana Mannion @ProcessInColour
Thanks for sorting my @agileyorkshire ticket @BigMadKev! I then reminded @OneworksSimon and @ndxcc :)
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0xdeadbⓐbe @0xdeadbabe
; @SimGenerator @0xabad1dea QUEST: Ten of my factory classes have gone missing? Can you find them and bring them back to me?
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Christian @taitmonster
Back to work tomorrow! Lets see how the feeds go tonight. #babyfeeding
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James Gregory @jagregory
Woman on the bus reading a self-help weight loss book. She's using a bookmark of a tasty looking cup cake. Mixed signals there.
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Alli Dryer @allidryer
Me: maybe I'll make a quilt.
Rob: my only request is that your next project takes over the dining room table for a month.
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Brianne Garcia @brianne_garcia
There should be a crowdsourced Thesaurus, so if someone recommends a synonym and X+ people use it, it is added + moved to the top.
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Chris Hartjes @grmpyprogrammer
Write maintainable code. Have tests. Go home on time. Work somewhere that believes in this.
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Macs Dickinson @MacsDickinson
Kicking off the weekend pic.twitter.com/eYfR4HqTlY
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Thomas Offinga @thomasoffinga
Here's a flowchart to help you decide when you should use a QR code: pic.twitter.com/RILUVy69Rh /via @Heimerik
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Andrew Rimmer @AndrewRimmer
@ianfnelson dangerous. Next she will be questioning your velocity and picking on you at retrospectives ;)
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Christian @taitmonster
Just have to love the early morning feeds. #Guzzler
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Jakub Korab @jakekorab
Korab's Law pic.twitter.com/9tmE2nadVH
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Amy Thompson @Scrum_Mistress
@krystanhonour @agileyorkshire I'm looking forward to it too!
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krystan honour @krystanhonour
Whoop whoop @agileyorkshire tonight
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Steve Carter @sweavo
@ianfnelson I had the same! But I misread "ninja" as "idiot" and didn't accept the connection.
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cmaughan @cmaughan
@ianfnelson Evernote for everything, Todoist for cross platform tasks, Pocket for articles to read later. IFTTT for connecting things...
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Tim Sneath @timsneath
28 years ago, a 12 year-old @timsneath published his first app to the app store. #analog #zxspectrum #dontjudgeme pic.twitter.com/iKfOgMUT8m
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John Topley @topley
@ianfnelson I guessed what it was going to be from the foundations on the base plate.
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Ash Winter @northern_tester
Hired a builder for 2 days to work through a prioritised list of tasks. Fixed time, flexible scope. It's really not that hard people. #agile
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alios @alios
programmers: 1, lawyers: 0 pic.twitter.com/xITrOPu6l2
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You are in an office.
An exits leads to the north. There is a computer here.
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Theresa Cantwell @Kilkennykitten
A good article for Tech recruiters to consider. lnkd.in/dxb9jmh
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Paul Campbell @paulcampbell_
@ianfnelson Dude - That whole thing is hilarious. Never Hug in the restroom. Life rule there
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Andy Stewart @andystewart79
Should we give more love to our test environments? Part 2 thedevengers.com/should-we-give… via @thedevengers
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mairs deli york @MairsDeli
Good morning, today is brought to you without painkillers (first time for a week) :-)
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Johnno Nolan @JohnnoNolan
@ianfnelson I'll save that for later :)
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Elijah Manor @elijahmanor
5yo: Daddy, can you get sick in heaven? Me: Nope. 5yo: That's good, so if you eat lots of candy you won't get sick. I wish I was in heaven!
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Iris Classon @IrisClasson
Sometimes I wish I could add breakpoints in peoples brains and debug them. A stack trace would be nice :)
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Jon Skeet @jonskeet
In other news, I'm thinking about doing a Pluralsight course on dates and times, covering Java pre-8, Java 8, Joda Time, .NET, and NodaTime.
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I Am Devloper @iamdevloper
I wrote a bot to keep hitting my colleague's blog with an IE6 User Agent so he has to keep supporting it.

I feel terrible *

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John Conners @JohnConners
@topley Like this? i.minus.com/ibaDjk7AeIcvxv…
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Kristof Claes @kristofclaes
@ianfnelson Maybe someone introduced it as "and if projects fail, we'll always have scrum to point to" @nickmckenna @Scrum_Mistress
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Primly Stable @PrimlyStable
And I totally agree. Girls and boys get put off sport for all kinds of reasons. Widening the definition of "sport" will get more kids active
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Rachel Myers @rachelmyers
@h_carver: pic.twitter.com/ipptTqgKbX
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Derick Bailey @derickbailey
my desk drawer at the office where I work with @JustinGregory :D pic.twitter.com/KZWn5Pt9YQ
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Matt Smith @EconomicsALevel
#Econ2 #Econ4 Economics is all about choices. Football or @Peston on China at 9pm BBC2. Make the rational choice if you want a good grade.
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38 Degrees @38_degrees
#NHS England have announced pause in #Caredata patient database. @38_degrees members put pressure on them through planned mass opt-out
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Paul Lewis @paullewismoney
NHS England care.data plan to create a national database of GPs' patient data postponed to September so it can be explained better!!
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Seb Rose @sebrose
Scottish independence - a fact free debate with much less content than arguments about braces, tabs or interfaces starting with an 'I'.
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Boom Haackalacka @haacked
Friend: Need anything from Ikea?
Me: Yeah. A Rövhålet.
Him: Did you spell it right? Can't find it on Google.
Me: Try Google Translate. #fb
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John Conners @JohnConners
Today I am mostly using Microsoft Azure.
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Dr David Wrigley @DavidGWrigley
@tkelsey1 @Jarmann @RoyLilley Agree with that Tim but why not restrict data to NHS research and health commissioning. NO ONE else to use it
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Robin Wright @RealRobinWright
Happy House of Cards Day!!! @HouseofCards
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Ryan O'Neill @RyanONeill1970
@DavidGouge Not as bad as a quotation some chap I worked for sent to the customer, he quoted them for a Whorehouse.
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Richard Dalton @richardadalton
@ianfnelson Look honey, for Valentine's day, I left the walls intact.
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John Conners @JohnConners
So @ianfnelson was right, resharper is awesome!
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HM Revenue & Customs @HMRCgovuk
Roses are red, violets are blue; if your new love moves in, tell the taxman too ow.ly/tCo1h
189d               
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Periwinkle Jones @peachesanscream
On my 1st day of school I strolled up to the toughest looking kid & punched him in the face.

My teaching career didn't last long after that
190d               
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Richard @gamray
@gserjeant @VirginTrains that's you told
190d in reply to gserjeant               
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Rachel Hawley @RachelHawley
@philpursglove It looked so simple. I knew there had to be something wrong. It's that bloody woman saying I could learn in a hr that did it!
190d in reply to philpursglove               
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Jimmy Bogard @jbogard
@Ben_Hall anything there about replacing food with beer?
192d in reply to Ben_Hall               
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Grant Crofton @relentlessdev
Having fun making fractal trees in #fsharp! github.com/c4fsharp/Dojo-… @brandewinder @mattjamestaylor pic.twitter.com/q7daPI8Ral
192d               
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John Moore @HWCA_John
@Edwina_Currie you have it wrong more over 65's not 85's than under 16's #bigbenefitsrow
199d in reply to Edwina_Currie               
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Alastair Campbell @campbellclaret
Just tried to read Gove speech on BBC website. Message 'content does not appear to be working.' I knew that already, but still want to read
199d               
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Sebastien Toutant @SebToots
Well that's interesting... Sochi rules in the bathrooms!! #haha #olympics pic.twitter.com/xacSVimwXY
202d               
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cû3ik @cu3ik
Wonder if @Tesco and @findus_se have any tasty treats for #ChineseNewYear?
203d               
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ayende @ayende
Just blogged: Quick FAILs in code questions goo.gl/fb/tF3DZ
207d               
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4
Amazing Maps @Amazing_Maps
How to find Kentucky on a map pic.twitter.com/tXDLX16GM2
207d               
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1,419
mcgrathjoe @mcgrathjoe
Can you see out of your left eye? Well done, you passed your free eye test! pic.twitter.com/9fzxgW4bup
208d               
1
Steve Whitehouse @maxingwell
@ianfnelson @danatfirstcs Isn't that something you do to people you don't like? Endorse them for VB3 and pascal? :-)
209d in reply to ianfnelson               
1
Charlotte Lyng @charlottelyng
It`s official. NDC London will be back next year. Save the date 1-5 December 2014. #ndclondon2014
211d               
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The Press @yorkpress
4.05pm UPDATE - "no reports" of illness from tyre fire,which is now visible from space: bit.ly/1dx3MZ8 pic.twitter.com/85fIVOgaO0
217d               
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Mark Dickinson @tuganetmark
@krystanhonour @ianfnelson while your stabbing away at your mobile. You sure you're not the cause of these jams?
219d in reply to krystanhonour               
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Richard Tasker @ritasker
@buffer I'm sorted, I was entering the wrong password. It was me being a muppet. thx
220d in reply to buffer               
1
Doer of Epic Stuff @hotgazpacho
Preview of the new home office. Such space. Many windows. Wow. pic.twitter.com/RtpWUSA0pL
228d               
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Nat Blundell @nat_blundell
@ianfnelson go to bed dude.
231d in reply to ianfnelson               
1
Ben Nunney @BenNunney
These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge. pic.twitter.com/xxrulTSSCy
236d               
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Andy Tong @ProfitTraining
@DuncanBannatyne Would love to see the Crown Prosecutions report after that, suggest the NAO take a look as soon as possible, what a waste
244d in reply to DuncanBannatyne               
1
Paul Stack @stack72
@hhariri is that your ad?
245d in reply to hhariri               
1
Matt Facer @mattfacer
Shower accessories! (NSFW) pic.twitter.com/hUBdgm1yWj
245d               
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Programming.com @ProgrammingCom
PNG vs. JPEG #ImageTypes pic.twitter.com/qU4K8waFYV
249d               
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John McLoughlin @Imaji
Just add a button that... #FiveTechWordHorrors
253d               
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Steve Carter @sweavo
Agile is an Adjective wp.me/p4aerW-2
253d               
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I Am Devloper @iamdevloper
“Any idea where I left my keys?”,

“Did you leave them in your…Object?”

This is why I eat lunch alone, isn’t it?
253d               
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Rob Blake @robpblake
@sweavo Great talk last night. My favourite of the night. Sadly my voting couldn't get you higher up in the prizes.
254d in reply to sweavo               
1
Amy Thompson @Scrum_Mistress
Tonight's #agileyorkshire was really great. Fantastic speakers & discussion and I learned a lot! Fantastic way to spend a Tuesday
254d               
1
Don Box @donbox
I just fulfilled a life long dream this afternoon. I now own a pre-CBS fender P-bass. It's older than I am and plays and sounds amazing.
257d               
2
1
Simon Cox @simoncox
@Thayer techdoctor says you need to play Civ all day else it will get worse. And you have to play as Gandi.
258d in reply to Thayer               
2
1
John Topley @topley
The lady sat opposite me on the train is trying to stream a film in iTunes using East Coast’s on-train wi-fi. Good luck with that.
259d               
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Ian Russell @ijrussell
@ianfnelson @unclebobmartin's talk has been recorded and will be up on the ndc site soon!
259d in reply to ianfnelson               
1
mairs deli york @MairsDeli
Think @haxbybaker must have shit the bed #earlydelivery:-)
259d               
3
2
John Topley @topley
R.I.P. Mr Mandela. Freed at last.
259d               
1
Clare Frisby @ClareFrisby
#Mandela: A man who gave so much for freedom. An extraordinary man of courage & compassion. An honour as Lady Mayoress to meet him in Leeds
259d               
1
GaryMcAllister @GaryMcAllister
You cannot do justice to some things in 140 characters.
259d               
1
Jon Harvey @CllrJonSHarvey
#FF the principles of Nelson Mandela
259d               
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8
TallulahTangle @TallulahTangle
Whenever I hear people say they don't bother to vote, I think of that 1994 voting queue that made #Mandela President pic.twitter.com/1RajC0K9Py
259d               
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Stephen Fry @stephenfry
Mandela invited his Robben Island jailers his inauguration Class
259d               
1,002
1,108
Jamie East @mrjamieeast
Once again The Onion get it right: theonion.com/articles/nelso…
259d               
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Paul Wright @WrightStuff86
@Conservatives @Stoobie1964 that first graph is ridiculous, 1.1m +28m is not treble 28m #exaggerated #cameronout
261d in reply to Conservatives               
1
1
Niall Bradley @niallbtwit
@Conservatives @cllrdmeikle Wow. That's a seriously misleading chart on employment.
261d in reply to Conservatives               
2
1
Mike Rigby @MikeSRigby
@Conservatives Ah, the old 'dodgy y axis' trick. How's the debt going? You've borrowed more in 3yrs than even Lab managed in 13yrs, you say?
261d in reply to Conservatives               
7
3
leanne mclaughlin @mcgloch
@Conservatives the scale of the "employment up" bar chart isn't to scale... At all. #badgraphicdesign
261d in reply to Conservatives               
7
2
Roan Lill-Bovill @supergangster69
@Conservatives 1.1 million increase obvs equals a 3x as big graphic increase
261d in reply to Conservatives               
8
I Am Devloper @iamdevloper
On the 7th day, God realised he had only tested Earth in Chrome.
261d               
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Tom Daley @TomDaley1994
Overwhelmed by all the support! Means the world! Thanks so much guys ❤️❤️❤️
262d               
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23,731
Rory Becker @RoryBecker
@Plip *Global* Thermonuclear war.
267d               
1
1
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