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Not everyone can kiss uno
You went from my favorite to the most hated
Loool zvainenge helmet looool ---»": HAKUNA weave yakadai...!!! paTV veduwee. "
Coca-Cola made a fruit-flavored soda for the Nazis when there was a shortage of syrup in 1941 - And that is how Fanta was created.
Be careful who you give your trust to...
listen to my guy in the red barrette rude boy he was pissed
She looked at me and said, I got breeeeekfast bae, wuuur you gooooing,...."
Hoe, fuck YOU, them SHORTS and THAT BACON!!
I was talking to a chick in Desoto back in 2010. I should've known she had an old man when she offered me a pair of basketball shorts...+
Catch a body head for Houston. RT : Id be sick RT : That's what she gets ”
hahahaha I am turning up 2 the ACTUAL mha… Rather not disrespect my God by trying 2 debate, I’ll see him on Sunday ku church
Bruh these sidechicks OUT OF LINE... RT : Shit RT : Lmaooo RT : Mad or nah 😴
this fucking rolling ass cheating ass disloyal ass fuck another nigga while she Boolovin another nigga abortion having ass bitch have a seat
Crazy how when someone is on your mind they contact you.
Hope arsenal recover coz could be the wrong time to have a dip
Teams can face in last 16: Olympiacos, Galatasaray, AC Milan, Zenit St Petersburg or Schalke. Draw: Monday 11:00 GMT.
Phil Jones has scored a volley...
The apocalypse is near.
I'm weaaaak RT “: She wasn't playin 😂😂😂😂 made that nigga switch seats lol ”
I wish things had gone differently
Premier League confirms this weekend’s matches will be preceded by a minute’s applause to mark the life and achievements of Nelson Mandela.
FACT | Rafael da Silva has played 9 games this season: Manchester United have won 6 of them, drew 2, and lost just 1.
Baby nobody else gotta know, DM me later on the low.
Lmfao i remember telling United okes Moyes was sent here to teach y'all HUMILITY !
I said it once and il say it again
I will dye my pubes fluorescent green if united win the league this season...
I don't know how Arsenal fans dealt with 8 years of STRONG banter, Less than half a season done and I'm dying here as a United fan
I wish Suarez would just leave us alone!! Big bully 🙈🙈🙈
Outsourcing Is A -Counting Trick To Hide A Structural
down hill from there on in...
I get mad at you, that means i still care. Worry when i dont get mad.
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. -1Corinthians 13:4
spare urself a bootleg barber will long off ur hairline 😂😂😂
And this - -» : This ---->
Ryan Giggs' Reebok advert from 1995. Apparently took him 4 hours to get that brilliant shot right at the end VIDEO
In a pipe we'll fly to another land. ❤️🎶
Trevor Noah in Birmingham.. Why did i not know about this!!
Ok Birmingham, 10 mins to show time. Please note I will not be juggling for this show. Apologies in advance.
" Don't lie to the people who trust you, and don't trust the people who lie to you."
Guys never get mad for no reason. If we're mad, there's a damn good reason why we are.
Tarisa everything nyatso ongorora zvinotaura nezvinoitwa cheroSatan yaimbowa ngirozi munhu venyama anokucheka moyo achikuudza kuti ndinokuda
Can the real Everton please stand up????
Everton Lite strike again
Top left is Kfkdisj Jsidner by the looks of it pal.
Shut up to my girls! I love y'all
kupiko ndakatopuwa muteuro wechengetedzo namadzibaba vepa Belvedere chishanu chapera. Ndiri pari right
Can't get over this vine , I wana learn how to give no phucks like this
lemme sort out my fantasy squads
Wishing I was in the UK this weekend. Birmingham to be exact! 😔
yeah mann i have started saving up already... i have $24 and 15 cents, soooooo, $625.85 to go
Video just kiiiills me sha
I'm just gonna go over to Instagram and watch that league tatora vid.
From my heart to the heavens, Jesus be the center. It's all about you! Yes it's all about you!! 🎶🎶❤️
For those that missed it :) ~>>>
Nhema dzinospaka so kana uchiziva chokwadi lol
She hasn't tweeted all day but best believe she read every last one of your tweets you posted today.
RT if she's ever bugged u for not putting up a pic of the two of u on IG.
Lol. can we get that 'The Kitchen' (Versace) skit?
Wilfried Zaha's problem isn't just with Manchester United
If shes putting up a fight over something so small as cooking then compromise in ur relationship over anything will be impossible
If you ain't active in your kitchen then he is dipping in someone else's
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If you think your girlfriend has a great sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose petals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes.
Why would I school a big man how too fuck :/ sorry no can do go take your dead vanilla sex elsewhere ✋🙅🙎
I need to tell myself to trust again to not think every girl is going to cheat or hurt me.
Can you think of anything more painful in football than missing out on the World Cup on away goals?
They tried it. T-RIED IT, I TELL YOU! RT Y'all ....
I feel for you dude. I was just saying this you know.
Have I perhaps missed something, am I following the wrong people?
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Hello sir. How might I be of service to you..
Just in case she gets a call up...
🎶👏 This is still the best of all time!! Brings back memories 😄 VIDEO
My EX ? Oh ... You can have that
BOTH TEAMS TO SCORE + WIN DOUBLE FOR TODAY BEST PRICED HERE- > THOUGHTS?
I once knew a woman who offered her honor So I honored her offer and all night long I was on her and off her.
They need to bring back Spuds.. Spare rib to be exact!
Today in 1974, Paul Aaron Scholes was born in Salford, England. -
I had NO intention to till this devil texted me :-( ~>
Freedom is coming tomorooooow
Sometimes I keep my feelings to myself because it's hard for someone else to understand.
"There was Brenda, Letitia, Linda Felicia" ->>>> VIDEO
Just got I AM ZLATAN from .What a book!Read that excerpt when he is explaining how messed up Gurdiola is.
I need to see the goodies first before I part with money. Picture please.
she said seared. Someone needs to punch her in her kidney with no guard. Fuckin moron. I would dump her tbh
cheers,just got it.Dumi forwarded it to you.
Yes You Look Good But The Question Is, Can You Cook Good?
hey Dumi my partner and I are raising money :-) let's do this team thang!
Guise 😧🙈🙊😂😂😂 RT : Hahahaha RT Unajisema tuu eh? RT : Meanwhile on the TL
Limpopo - kcee. I had forgotten how much of a thrive it is
And where is ? FIFA?? Hello.. Did u forget? Smh
Pastor G was TOO SICK tho!!!
S/o to ma uncle Trust Samende (guitarist) it had been long without seeing him. He was crazy on the guitar
Dear Arsenal... You will remain our biiiiiiiiiiitch! Yours United.
Can I talk my sh*t now or nah? Arse-anal fans... How you feel how you feel?
Still at the top though 😴
THAT'S WHY WE'RE CHAMPIONS!
GIGGS, GIGGS WILL TEAR YOU APART, SOMETIMES.
Can we talk about for a minute or two plizz??? THESE PEOPLE WENT INSIDE!!! Jheeze the voices alone and the dancing n energy WOW
you were great tonight! 😊🎵
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I'd be interested in this.
yes bro,we are.taking donations and also selling vests,like the one is 's avi!
You're nobody 'til somebody loves you 🎶🎶🎶
Manchester United haven't lost to Arsenal at Old Trafford in 7 years.
it'll be a good game but we'll come out on top.Moyes ain't shit.pretty confident yea.
sad but so true & that's why i stopped trusting people 👏👏👏
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!!!": I love this caller's accent ”
Why would you drink anyone's bath water? Niggas is nasty
This UK caller be throwing subs tho
Yass RT Ooooh sexy sexy UK caller. Finally!!!
This guy just subbed iheoma!!!
I love this caller's accent
Bring on United RT : We Boss Them In Germany... Who's Next?
“: Well played Arsenal. I genuinely didnt see that coming.. 👏👏.
Toonana ku Old Trafford on Sunday.” U won't c us, u'l feel us
Next up, united. In the words of ozil 'we don't have any preseeeeeeenttsssss'
We won!!!! Liverpool ☑ Dortmund ☑ United you are next!!
Bring on Sunday for some Manure shovelling.
Yussss yusssss! Up the arsenal
Fuckers never luuuuuhed us!
": All these hoes and still hausati watema.!! " you fool lmao
Zimpraise Choir Singer cancels wedding on Facebook...... 'You are not even a man' -
Arsenal fans think RVP missing a penalty is Karma?Lool,wait till his hatrick on Sunday
Zlatan is the Kanye West of football
Nervous bou the United game,I'd be surprised if we beat Durtmond tbh
I want to open a pizza shop called "Cheesus Crust!" Our slogan will be: "Heavenly ingredients, served hot as Hell." -or- "Crust has risen".
...that terrible feeling that the to-do list contains only things you are in no mood of to-do at all...
Let's get drunk they said, passing out in our own juices is fun they said. Turn down for what they asked.
Balotelli goals - 75
Balotelli yellow cards - 77
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No shave November?? Naaaaa
“: When gives you love hearts at work when your having a crappy day. These are the things I'll miss.” 😘
When gives you love hearts at work when your having a crappy day. These are the things I'll miss.
Twitter the only place where single people give out relationship advice broke niggas give financial advice, hoes tell you how to keep a man
Girls will delete messages, screenshot and post it on twitter/instagram and be like "the thirst"
DUPPY KNOOO WHO FI FRIGHTEN
": I don't wanna give u the wrong impression,
I need Love & Affection....." my jam
Some gyal bad inna dance ah same way yuh fi bad pon di buddy tuh!
When you have a piece of good or bad news then realise you can't call the person that would have usually been the first to know.
": Dumi ndiye umwe futi" my partner manje
This SAS ting is not messing about
Such a TUNE! Loving the video too! VIDEO
Women still not allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia. In 2013! Unbelievable!
At this point I’m just looking for a woman who I can trust b.
😂😂 Oii. Some people look nice without eyebrows uno.
Ladies, pleaseeeee appreciate if you have a man (not a friend or family member) who cares about your well being and cares for you!
Richard Easterbrook comes to the rescue...
UEFA open goal over racist chanting at Man City's Yaya Toure by CSKA Moscow fans
Stoke boss Mark Hughes issues Manchester United with three-loss warning -
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Uyahala uyahalalela...Jeso wa ma kgotla (sp)
Eish! Not the greatest week shaaaaa. has jus removed me from my top spot and even beat me this week 😩😩😩😩😩
So it's okay to laugh at Moyes 8 games into the season but laughing at premature Arsenal celebrations is wrong? lol
Not everyday show breast.
I cleaned my room and made my bed. 😁
The icing on the came for me this weekend was this is image, my life long opressors in the STANDS
OMG morinho is sitting next to me wtf!!!!!
Obama is looking like he just dropped a MAAADDD mixtape full of bangers