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Linda New Jersey2012-01-14
@linnielou6481951 days
I am me and that is all i will ever be ❤
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antwon @anthpvl
No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep
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sweetness 39 @BowlesBeverly
@linnielou6481 @swissmocha42 no because I said so
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swissmocha @swissmocha42
@linnielou6481 @BowlesBeverly why!!!!
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«June|Alsina» @Jesus_savedMe__
@linnielou6481 wazzup aunti
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MADEFRESH BREADBOIZ @IamFresh313
THIS STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE SO GOOD
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T-Mobile @TMobile
We are ending overages for our customers, but it's not enough! Let's #AbolishOverages for all! chn.ge/1eBVrkx pic.twitter.com/DiIkB7GaP2
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☆Nicki Duncan☆ @Nickitastic87
Middle of the day and I need a nap.
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Pretty Ric @P_R_Holiday
S/O my himegirl @linnielou6481 😉👋
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Linda @linnielou6481
😱😂😩😄 pic.twitter.com/r9SqsG9vdR
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Broken Tulip @BrokenTulip_nl
@ssandee51 @DAvanzoRoberto @linnielou6481 @zaibatsu
travelhdwallpapers.com/keukenhof-gard…
Keukenhof the Netherlands
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Fat Amy @FatyAmyQuotes
Restraining yourself from making inappropriate jokes in a new friendship because you don’t know if they’ll laugh or start running away
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Weather iCom @Themebar
#scripture Though I have bound and strengthened their arms, yet do they imagine mischief against me. (KJV) bit.ly/1g5tTrF via #hng
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Y&R⛽️ @Rip_Lips
There's plenty of fish in the sea..
🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

But I want, That one☝..
🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟👉🐠👈🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟
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Daitron Winston Sr. @DaitronWinston
The biggest source the enemy comes along and reminds you about is on your past...
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FunDave @dpbkmb
The fear of the wicked, it shall come upon him: but the desire of the righteous shall be granted. - Proverbs 10:24 #bible
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Lady Gaga @LadyGaga_Nation
The people are the government, administering it by their agents; they are the government, the sovereign power.
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Lady Gaga @LadyGaga_Nation
Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into.
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Kevin Green @MySOdotCom
RT @chuckgallagher: You never lose by loving, You always lose by holding back.
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Pretty Ric @P_R_Holiday
Sneaky disrespect could land you a broken neck! Better straighten up!
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female struggles @comedyandtruth
when a guy walks by and he smells really good pic.twitter.com/tndMASMmLq
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Pretty Ric @P_R_Holiday
I need more money! It's an always type thing! #stayhungry #stayfocused
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Will Ferrell @Will_FerreII
Mom: I'm on my way home have you finished cleaning your room? Me: Yeah I did it an hour ago *starts cleaning while on phone*
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Victoria Jones @vjones227
@linnielou6481 preaaachhh😂
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Moose @ItsMattKelleman
@linnielou6481 congratulations that's awesome
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Victoria Jones @vjones227
@linnielou6481 I love yoou💋
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Clear Hair Care @clearhair
We’ve got a faux hawk that ROCKS in 3 easy steps. Inspired by last season’s #StrongandClear winner of The Voice. pic.twitter.com/HSpUEs1qcW
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JP @DJBooBoi
I wake up & I stare at the ceiling,, I'm alive, what a beautiful feeling,, #GoodMorning
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Tom Hall @TomHall
Back to my Speed - #ChezJay in #SantaMonica pic.twitter.com/GhEuXk3k1A
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Friendsw/BetterLives @fwblCBS
.@vanderjames has a better life! Find out why. #fwbl premiere tonight 9/8c. @fwblCBS pic.twitter.com/Rcq7ozQEGA
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Will Ferrell @Will_FerreII
I hate it when I'm eating cereal and the last three pieces are like "Bitch, catch me if you can!"
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female struggles @comedyandtruth
this is stunning 👸💖 pic.twitter.com/ekvlefGOkq
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carlie sullivan @carliesullivan
Bugger #BradleyCooper's selfie, this is the best #oscars red carpet pic. @Lupita_Nyongo via @ELLEmagazine pic.twitter.com/KhA8VJFTKf
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MMVA @MMVAupdates
BEST.SELFIE.EVER! with #Brangelina #JuliaRoberts #Ellen #MerylStreep #JenniferLawrence #BradleyCooper #JaredLeto ++ pic.twitter.com/EL59chjXxF
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E! Online UK @EOnlineUK
Is this the best Oscars selfie EVER? (We think so!) #Oscars2014 eonli.ne/OREEEe pic.twitter.com/FNEZUqgr1o
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New York Jets Buzz @jetsbuzztap
Jets Insider >> Jets Place Franchise Tag on Nick Folk buzztap.com/-qydhyF
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Ʈօơ ₲ȱőⅅ Ƥҽǟ℟ℒ♋ @PearlRice10
It's gotten to the point , to when I don't even save numbers no more ..you have to earn it !
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Pretty Ric @P_R_Holiday
@linnielou6481 everything else is ok I guess
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Pretty Ric @P_R_Holiday
@linnielou6481 why what's wrong? Must be nice though, I'm bout to head to sleep for work in the am, that's something to pout about lol
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Pretty Ric @P_R_Holiday
@linnielou6481 hahaha, what is woman?
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Victoria Jones @vjones227
@linnielou6481 you're cute😂💋💩 thank you lovieee😘💕
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Victoria Jones @vjones227
I love @linnielou6481 💋💋
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Nick Campos @DrNickCampos
London Fashion Week designers signed contract with British Fashion Council to use models who are at least 16. shar.es/FIrNT
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Victoria Jones @vjones227
I hate people.
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John Barrowman News @Team_Barrowman
New Album update: Update from John - Next Track Announcement bit.ly/ND5fDG @PledgeMusic #easylistening
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Anna Honey @AnnaTMO
If ur dreams don't scare you, they aren't big enough #dream #bigger #quoteoftheday
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Anna Honey @AnnaTMO
At times our own light goes out & is rekindled by a spark from another person #fire #motivation #compassion
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Anna Honey @AnnaTMO
I can't deal with people's #RAGE it gives me #anxiety #PleaseStopYelling !
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John Barrowman News @Team_Barrowman
Thanks for an overwhelming response to the latest pledge. Jb whosay.com/l/qHu7KPZ
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Linda @linnielou6481
Walking in a winter wonderland ❄️⛄️😍 pic.twitter.com/IT0sDQgUhj
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Joshua Goldberg @joshuamgoldberg
@djrowlandevans guess your Super Bowl pick to that homeless guy last night was right haha
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Rolling Stone @RollingStone
From "Glory Days" to "Born to Run," here are the greatest Bruce Springsteen songs of all time: rol.st/1fJmWhM
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Linda @linnielou6481
@Team_Barrowman My brother had officially replaced Clooney as his man crush with you! You are pure awesomeness pic.twitter.com/njfaBaVNNA
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Linda @linnielou6481
@Team_Barrowman you made my son Mikey the happiest kid when You signed an autograph at NYCc comic Con ❤️👍 pic.twitter.com/VybKMLHpKv
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Steve @thebajanboy
|| lol how I be feeling sometimes #weouthere 😂 @linnielou6481 || instagram.com/p/eYLeLkN_3I/
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New York Jets @nyjets
@linnielou6481 It was well worth the wait. Let's go Jets!
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Moose @ItsMattKelleman
@linnielou6481 aye sometimes you gotta put a hoe down lol
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
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I always wonder if you smile at my texts like I smile at yours.
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Will Ferrell @Will_FerreII
To all those who said I couldnt make jokes about the blind....watch me.
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I'm single but I know exactly who I want.
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NOT GRUMPY CAT @GrumpyyCat
Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three. Your Mind=Blown
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Adele: "I set fire to the rain!" Spongebob: "LOL, please. I make campfires underwater..
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Saying "I'm fine" when you're not, "it's nothing" when it's everything, "I'm done" when you know you still wanna try.
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IG: 301stSpartanBrah @DamnHisBody
Went out for a drive, saw this on someone's truck... "Life's short, heaven's forever". I'm not religious but that quote unsettled me.
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
August is the Sunday of summer
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Bitches are like alarm clocks. They won't shut up until you hit them
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So many friendships end with “we just stopped talking.”
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Dear Google, If I don't see what I'm looking for on the first page, I assume it doesn't exist. Sincerely, Everyone.
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I'm not saying I am batman, I am just saying no one has ever seen me and batman in the same room
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Looking at a photograph and wishing you could re-live that moment over and over again..
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America: Where moms get a day and sharks get a week
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I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to "back dat ass up."
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I hate when I text someone all excited and I'm like "HEEYY! :D" and they're like "hi"... Bitch you better be glad I'm texting you.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you’re spending it wrong
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
I didn't text you, vodka texted you.
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Admit it, you care about someone who probably doesn't care about you.
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I hate it when I'm trying to be serious, but then I accidentally smile.
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4 gay guys were sitting in a hot tub a condom floats by, one said "OK, who farted?"
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
It's amazing how guys can take care of Jordan's, but can't take care of a woman.
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A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside
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I wish exercising was as easy as eating.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
If you stay really, really, quiet, and listen very, very, closely, then you can hear that beautiful sound of you shutting the fuck up.
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If you love her let her know. If you dont stop acting like you do
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
My mother always said, if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all.. And these hoes wonder why I'm so quiet around them.
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Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
A boyfriend suppose too make yo panties WET not yo Eyes , & A Girlfriend suppose too make yo d*ck HARD not your Life
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a month from mother nature saying "You're not pregnant, have a nice day!"
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. B*tch, the feeling is gone.
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She's a hoe, she's ugly, she's a bitch, she's this, she's that .. but you dated her? please, take a seat
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I am who I am. I like what I like. I love what I love. I do what I want. Get off my back and deal with it, It's my life, not yours.
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Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
if I had a dollar for everytime someone called me ugly I’d be broke cause I’m perfect lol later losers
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I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone.
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Hearts live by being wounded.
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Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can’t see
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If she's quiet, she's either mad 😡, sad 😔, worried 😰, over-thinking 😕, or all of the above 😡😔😰😕.
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Music while doing homework. Music while cleaning my room. Music while working out. I get more things done with music
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Roses are red, I hate you, die.
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Fuck you, you fucking fuck
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Fat girls like hashtags because they look like waffles. #
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: "What do you do at a red light?" Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
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I didn’t fall for you, you fucking tripped me
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Some people will have to learn how to appreciate you by losing you
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Do the Chinese realize that when they're visiting America, they buy souvenirs made in their own country?
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If cockroaches can survive atomic bombs and chemical warfare, what the fuck is in a can of Raid?
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
People confusing thick and fat. When you’re THICK, your stomach don’t dance when you walk.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Black chicks stay saying a white chick is "trying to act black." Meanwhile, they have blonde weave and sky blue contacts. Sit down midnight!
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Black girls with blonde weaves lookin' like duracell batteries...
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RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! R-T if I'm right!
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
I've always wanted to know how long "forever" was and by looking at some peoples relationships its around 2 to 4 weeks
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Am I on twitter? Hell yeah ?? Did I text back? Fuck no.?? Did I see your subtweet? Surely did.?? Do I give a fuck? Fuck no??
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
I will ignore you so hard you will start to doubt your own existence.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
A Wise Hoodrat once said.. "This is my Hair... Cuz I paid for it!"
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Wearing leggings with no ASS is like a wallet with no cash!
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
A cop just stopped me & asked "do you know why I followed you" so I said "cause my tweets are funny" & we laughed & high-fived & I'm in jail
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
I hate when girls say "I'm single but my heart is taken" ..hoe, he don't love you.. Move on.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Some of you hoes need to put your coochie on SILENT.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Loyal women don't get enough credit.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Say something STUPID HOE , say something i promise #illPunchYouInTheFace go head i DARE YOU ... S A Y S O M E T H I N G " S M A R T "
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
7 Rules to a better Life : 1. Never Hate 2. Live Simply. 3. Expect a Little. 4. Give a lot. 5. Always Smile. 6. Live w/ Love. 7. Be With God
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Girls 5'11 & over dont need to wear heels. Fuck yall trying to do? Whisper to god?
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
DICK-RID•ING² [dik,rahy-ding] - verb. || The Act of Continuously OVER-praising an individual, with the intentions of being noticed.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
"Fuck that" is a perfect replacement for the word "no".
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
I Stop Fuckin With People When I Feel Like They're Full Of Shit... No Warning, No Nothing.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Shout out to the guys who play their beautiful girlfriends remember karma will be the biggest bitch to ever play you.
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Eenie meenie miney moe, you are nothing but a hoe. You think you're cute, you think you're classy. Reality check: you're really trashy(:
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Top 4 Lies: 1) I'm fine. 2) I don't like anyone. 3) That was my last piece of gum. 4) I've read and agreed to the Terms & Conditions.
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Cop: "Sir, what's in the bottle next to you? Me: "It's water" Cop: "Sir, this is wine" Me: "What? Jesus! He did it again!"
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To do list: 1) Make to do list 2) Mark the first thing off 3) Realize you've already accomplished 2 things 4) Reward yourself with a nap
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I have never actually seen a yellow duck.
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That special feeling when a baby grabs your finger with their whole hand (:
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Being addicted to texting someone... then they suddenly stop replying, & you find yourself checking your phone constantly.
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I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out.
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What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth.
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I don't always remember an address in Australia, but when I do, it's. P.Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney.
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You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow
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Everybody has that friend they secretly wanna fuck... and you just thought of them!
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Of course I talk to myself... Sometimes I need expert advice!
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U.G.L.Y. = U Gotta Love Yourself ♥
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*At home* Me: "I want to go out, I want friends." *Out* "I want to go home, I hate people."
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Getting mad because your celebrity crush is cheating on you.
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When someone says "expect the unexpected", slap them and say "I bet you didn't expect that!"
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
I don't care how old I am. If I lose my mom in the supermarket I will panic.
602d               
420
1,548
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
I didn't say you were a slut... I just implied that you don't sleep in your own bed too often.
602d               
279
750
Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Long hair don't care? More like Ratchet weave I believe.
603d               
192
697
Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Losers = People who let their words get bigger than their actions ... Winners = People who let their Actions speak louder than their words.
603d               
86
494
Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
THE BEST KINDS OF LAUGHTER: 1. Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent. 2. Feeling a 6pack coming. 3. Tears coming out of your eyes.
604d               
179
907
Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Sometimes the biggest decision I make in a day is deciding which Instagram filter to use.
607d               
27
91
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
It's sad that everything eventually becomes a memory.
610d               
125
500
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Did u hear McDonald fought Burger King in front of Popeye's over that bitch Wendy? The funeral is at K.F.C. You going? I'm taking the subway
610d               
268
661
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
We all have that one friend who we greet with an insult.
610d               
170
617
Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
that depressing moment when the food you ate is now gone...
615d               
33
148
Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
I'm not lazy, Im just highly motivated to not do anything
616d               
53
268
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
B-E-F-O-R-E not B4. We speak english, not bingo.
617d               
233
853
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Me? Weird? Bitch please, I'm limited edition.
617d               
255
864
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
617d               
197
749
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Typing what you really want to say and then deleting it...
617d               
167
800
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
My ex? Yea I'd still hit that....with a bus..
617d               
241
751
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Sick of bitches bitching about other bitches being bitches.
617d               
193
608
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
i hate when someone hurts me and have the guts to ask me "Are you ok?"
617d               
169
591
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!..face it you didn't read that, you sang it.
617d               
295
976
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
You call them "swear words", and I call them "sentence enhancers".
617d               
208
613
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
I love the sound you make when you shut the fuck up.
617d               
176
608
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
If my jokes offend you: 1. I'm sorry. 2. It won't happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. 4. You're a pussy.
618d               
246
850
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say “You hit like a bitch.”
618d               
332
1,009
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
When I was young, sticking my tongue out was like giving someone the middle finger.
618d               
159
657
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Today's Generation - "omg my parents never let me have anything." -via iPhone.
618d               
153
556
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Sleep is for the people without access to Internet.
618d               
123
553
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Always stay positive! *Falls down the stairs* Oh shit I got down those stairs fast!
618d               
251
834
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
I might look calm, but in my head I've punched you three times.
618d               
185
845
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
I only apologize when I'm wrong. Never for being me.
618d               
144
819
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
F.R.I.E.N.D.S : Fight for you. Respect you. Include you. Encourage you. Need you. Deserve you. Stand by you
618d               
525
1,787
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
"You tweet too much" Bitch, you breathe too much.
618d               
283
1,086
Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
3 Things you can say when you have nothing to say: 1. It's just not meant to be 2. Everything happens for a reason 3. Word
618d               
33
153
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Dear "LOL"...Thanks for being there when i have nothing else to say.
618d               
167
762
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Men have feelings too. For example, we feel hungry.
618d               
93
332
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
To Do List: 1] Buy a sword. 2] Name it kindness. 3] Kill people with kindness.
618d               
164
448
Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
I dont hate everybody, I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face.
619d               
106
495
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Broken condom style! Ayyy that’s your baby! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!
619d               
270
653
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
In awkward situations, we all pretend to text.
620d               
191
1,083
Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Bitch, I will punch you by accident on purpose.
620d               
317
1,198
Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
If it hurts when you pee, then urine trouble
621d               
46
138
Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Did you know? Its impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian?
622d               
45
139
Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
622d               
74
429
Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
It's ironic how we ignore those who want us, want those who ignore us, love those who hurt us, and hurt those who love us.
622d               
126
494
Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Singing one line of a song all day because its the only part you remember.
623d               
36
325
Moose @ItsMattKelleman
@linnielou6481 84 days left! No worries booo
625d in reply to linnielou6481               
1
1
Moose @ItsMattKelleman
Love is nothin, ask stan smith
625d               
1
1
Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
When you're a fast texter, 2 minutes is a long time to wait for a reply!
626d               
60
319
Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Why waste your time getting hurt by someone when there's someone else out there waiting to make you happy.
626d               
126
516
Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
He ignores you, but you like him. He does nothing, but you fall for him. You miss him, even though you know he will never care.
626d               
110
357
Suga Boo @sugaboo25
#ThankzForDaLove @linnielou6481 instagr.am/p/RKsInsCfab/
667d               
1
1
IG: prettymentality @C0L0rCutClarity
If he can't change a tire, then that nigga basic!
672d               
1
1
Moose @ItsMattKelleman
I hate talking to someone that I used to be tight with. Cus I know I'm the only reason we're not like that anymore
707d               
2
2
Linda @linnielou6481
#its2012 and apparently EVERYONE has haters #smh NOT
715d               
1
Kalii @kaliiBeenKalii
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself
726d               
1
1
Kalii @kaliiBeenKalii
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
726d               
1
2
Kalii @kaliiBeenKalii
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
726d               
1
1
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