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Linda New Jersey2012-01-14
@linnielou6481827 days
I am me and that is all i will ever be โค
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sweetness 39 @BowlesBeverly
@linnielou6481 @swissmocha42 no because I said so
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swissmocha @swissmocha42
@linnielou6481 @BowlesBeverly why!!!!
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Donnie Alexander @Jesus_savedMe__
@linnielou6481 wazzup aunti
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MADEFRESH BREADBOIZ @IamFresh313
THIS STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE SO GOOD
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T-Mobile @TMobile
We are ending overages for our customers, but it's not enough! Let's #AbolishOverages for all! chn.ge/1eBVrkx pic.twitter.com/DiIkB7GaP2
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โ˜†Nicki Duncanโ˜† @Nickitastic87
Middle of the day and I need a nap.
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Pretty Ric @P_R_Holiday
S/O my himegirl @linnielou6481 ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘‹
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Linda @linnielou6481
๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜„ pic.twitter.com/r9SqsG9vdR
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Broken Tulip @BrokenTulip_nl
@ssandee51 @DAvanzoRoberto @linnielou6481 @zaibatsu
travelhdwallpapers.com/keukenhof-gardโ€ฆ
Keukenhof the Netherlands
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Fat Amy @FatyAmyQuotes
Restraining yourself from making inappropriate jokes in a new friendship because you donโ€™t know if theyโ€™ll laugh or start running away
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Weather iCom @Themebar
#scripture Though I have bound and strengthened their arms, yet do they imagine mischief against me. (KJV) bit.ly/1g5tTrF via #hng
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โ›ฝ๏ธโ™๏ธ @Rip_Lips
There's plenty of fish in the sea..
๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ

But I want, That oneโ˜..
๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ
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UrbanNewsMedia.com @MrRVAlien
The biggest source the enemy comes along and reminds you about is on your past...
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FunDave @dpbkmb
The fear of the wicked, it shall come upon him: but the desire of the righteous shall be granted. - Proverbs 10:24 #bible
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Lady Gaga @LadyGaga_Nation
The people are the government, administering it by their agents; they are the government, the sovereign power.
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Lady Gaga @LadyGaga_Nation
Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into.
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Kevin Green @MySOdotCom
RT @chuckgallagher: You never lose by loving, You always lose by holding back.
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Pretty Ric @P_R_Holiday
Sneaky disrespect could land you a broken neck! Better straighten up!
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female struggles @comedyandtruth
when a guy walks by and he smells really good pic.twitter.com/tndMASMmLq
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Pretty Ric @P_R_Holiday
I need more money! It's an always type thing! #stayhungry #stayfocused
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Will Ferrell @Will_FerreII
Mom: I'm on my way home have you finished cleaning your room? Me: Yeah I did it an hour ago *starts cleaning while on phone*
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Victoria Jones @vjones227
@linnielou6481 preaaachhh๐Ÿ˜‚
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Larry H Darkshark @ItsMattKelleman
@linnielou6481 congratulations that's awesome
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Victoria Jones @vjones227
@linnielou6481 I love yoou๐Ÿ’‹
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Clear Hair Care @clearhair
Weโ€™ve got a faux hawk that ROCKS in 3 easy steps. Inspired by last seasonโ€™s #StrongandClear winner of The Voice. pic.twitter.com/HSpUEs1qcW
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JP @DJBooBoi
I wake up & I stare at the ceiling,, I'm alive, what a beautiful feeling,, #GoodMorning
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Tom Hall @TomHall
Back to my Speed - #ChezJay in #SantaMonica pic.twitter.com/GhEuXk3k1A
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Friendsw/BetterLives @fwblCBS
.@vanderjames has a better life! Find out why. #fwbl premiere tonight 9/8c. @fwblCBS pic.twitter.com/Rcq7ozQEGA
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Will Ferrell @Will_FerreII
I hate it when I'm eating cereal and the last three pieces are like "Bitch, catch me if you can!"
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female struggles @comedyandtruth
this is stunning ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ’– pic.twitter.com/ekvlefGOkq
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carlie sullivan @carliesullivan
Bugger #BradleyCooper's selfie, this is the best #oscars red carpet pic. @Lupita_Nyongo via @ELLEmagazine pic.twitter.com/KhA8VJFTKf
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MMVA @MMVAupdates
BEST.SELFIE.EVER! with #Brangelina #JuliaRoberts #Ellen #MerylStreep #JenniferLawrence #BradleyCooper #JaredLeto ++ pic.twitter.com/EL59chjXxF
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E! Online UK @EOnlineUK
Is this the best Oscars selfie EVER? (We think so!) #Oscars2014 eonli.ne/OREEEe pic.twitter.com/FNEZUqgr1o
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New York Jets Buzz @jetsbuzztap
Jets Insider >> Jets Place Franchise Tag on Nick Folk buzztap.com/-qydhyF
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ฦฎึ…ฦก โ‚ฒศฑล‘โ…… ฦคาฝวŸโ„Ÿโ„’โ™‹ @PearlRice10
It's gotten to the point , to when I don't even save numbers no more ..you have to earn it !
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Pretty Ric @P_R_Holiday
@linnielou6481 everything else is ok I guess
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Pretty Ric @P_R_Holiday
@linnielou6481 why what's wrong? Must be nice though, I'm bout to head to sleep for work in the am, that's something to pout about lol
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Pretty Ric @P_R_Holiday
@linnielou6481 hahaha, what is woman?
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Victoria Jones @vjones227
@linnielou6481 you're cute๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’ฉ thank you lovieee๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’•
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Victoria Jones @vjones227
I love @linnielou6481 ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹
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Nick Campos @DrNickCampos
London Fashion Week designers signed contract with British Fashion Council to use models who are at least 16. shar.es/FIrNT
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Victoria Jones @vjones227
I hate people.
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John Barrowman News @Team_Barrowman
New Album update: Update from John - Next Track Announcement bit.ly/ND5fDG @PledgeMusic #easylistening
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Anna Honey @AnnaTMO
If ur dreams don't scare you, they aren't big enough #dream #bigger #quoteoftheday
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Anna Honey @AnnaTMO
At times our own light goes out & is rekindled by a spark from another person #fire #motivation #compassion
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Anna Honey @AnnaTMO
I can't deal with people's #RAGE it gives me #anxiety #PleaseStopYelling !
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John Barrowman News @Team_Barrowman
Thanks for an overwhelming response to the latest pledge. Jb whosay.com/l/qHu7KPZ
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Linda @linnielou6481
Walking in a winter wonderland โ„๏ธโ›„๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ pic.twitter.com/IT0sDQgUhj
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Joshua Goldberg @joshuamgoldberg
@djrowlandevans guess your Super Bowl pick to that homeless guy last night was right haha
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Rolling Stone @RollingStone
From "Glory Days" to "Born to Run," here are the greatest Bruce Springsteen songs of all time: rol.st/1fJmWhM
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Linda @linnielou6481
@Team_Barrowman My brother had officially replaced Clooney as his man crush with you! You are pure awesomeness pic.twitter.com/njfaBaVNNA
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Linda @linnielou6481
@Team_Barrowman you made my son Mikey the happiest kid when You signed an autograph at NYCc comic Con โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ pic.twitter.com/VybKMLHpKv
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El Chapo @thebajanboy
|| lol how I be feeling sometimes #weouthere ๐Ÿ˜‚ @linnielou6481 || instagram.com/p/eYLeLkN_3I/
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New York Jets @nyjets
@linnielou6481 It was well worth the wait. Let's go Jets!
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Larry H Darkshark @ItsMattKelleman
@linnielou6481 aye sometimes you gotta put a hoe down lol
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
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I always wonder if you smile at my texts like I smile at yours.
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Will Ferrell @Will_FerreII
To all those who said I couldnt make jokes about the blind....watch me.
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I'm single but I know exactly who I want.
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NOT GRUMPY CAT @GrumpyyCat
Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.
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Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three. Your Mind=Blown
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Adele: "I set fire to the rain!" Spongebob: "LOL, please. I make campfires underwater..
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Saying "I'm fine" when you're not, "it's nothing" when it's everything, "I'm done" when you know you still wanna try.
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IG: SweetAsshole @DamnHisBody
Went out for a drive, saw this on someone's truck... "Life's short, heaven's forever". I'm not religious but that quote unsettled me.
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August is the Sunday of summer
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Bitches are like alarm clocks. They won't shut up until you hit them
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So many friendships end with โ€œwe just stopped talking.โ€
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Dear Google, If I don't see what I'm looking for on the first page, I assume it doesn't exist. Sincerely, Everyone.
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I'm not saying I am batman, I am just saying no one has ever seen me and batman in the same room
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Looking at a photograph and wishing you could re-live that moment over and over again..
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America: Where moms get a day and sharks get a week
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I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to "back dat ass up."
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I hate when I text someone all excited and I'm like "HEEYY! :D" and they're like "hi"... Bitch you better be glad I'm texting you.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Dear Millionaires, if you donโ€™t have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because youโ€™re spending it wrong
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I didn't text you, vodka texted you.
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Admit it, you care about someone who probably doesn't care about you.
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I hate it when I'm trying to be serious, but then I accidentally smile.
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4 gay guys were sitting in a hot tub a condom floats by, one said "OK, who farted?"
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
It's amazing how guys can take care of Jordan's, but can't take care of a woman.
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A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside
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I wish exercising was as easy as eating.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
If you stay really, really, quiet, and listen very, very, closely, then you can hear that beautiful sound of you shutting the fuck up.
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If you love her let her know. If you dont stop acting like you do
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
My mother always said, if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all.. And these hoes wonder why I'm so quiet around them.
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Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
A boyfriend suppose too make yo panties WET not yo Eyes , & A Girlfriend suppose too make yo d*ck HARD not your Life
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a month from mother nature saying "You're not pregnant, have a nice day!"
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. B*tch, the feeling is gone.
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She's a hoe, she's ugly, she's a bitch, she's this, she's that .. but you dated her? please, take a seat
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I am who I am. I like what I like. I love what I love. I do what I want. Get off my back and deal with it, It's my life, not yours.
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Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think Iโ€™m trippinโ€™? Tie my shoes. Canโ€™t stand me? Sit back down. Canโ€™t face me? Turn around.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
if I had a dollar for everytime someone called me ugly Iโ€™d be broke cause Iโ€™m perfect lol later losers
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I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone.
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Hearts live by being wounded.
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Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I canโ€™t see
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If she's quiet, she's either mad ๐Ÿ˜ก, sad ๐Ÿ˜”, worried ๐Ÿ˜ฐ, over-thinking ๐Ÿ˜•, or all of the above ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜•.
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Music while doing homework. Music while cleaning my room. Music while working out. I get more things done with music
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Roses are red, I hate you, die.
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Fuck you, you fucking fuck
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Fat girls like hashtags because they look like waffles. #
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: "What do you do at a red light?" Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
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I didnโ€™t fall for you, you fucking tripped me
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Some people will have to learn how to appreciate you by losing you
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Do the Chinese realize that when they're visiting America, they buy souvenirs made in their own country?
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If cockroaches can survive atomic bombs and chemical warfare, what the fuck is in a can of Raid?
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People confusing thick and fat. When youโ€™re THICK, your stomach donโ€™t dance when you walk.
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Black chicks stay saying a white chick is "trying to act black." Meanwhile, they have blonde weave and sky blue contacts. Sit down midnight!
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Black girls with blonde weaves lookin' like duracell batteries...
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RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! R-T if I'm right!
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
I've always wanted to know how long "forever" was and by looking at some peoples relationships its around 2 to 4 weeks
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Am I on twitter? Hell yeah ?? Did I text back? Fuck no.?? Did I see your subtweet? Surely did.?? Do I give a fuck? Fuck no??
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
I will ignore you so hard you will start to doubt your own existence.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
A Wise Hoodrat once said.. "This is my Hair... Cuz I paid for it!"
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Wearing leggings with no ASS is like a wallet with no cash!
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
A cop just stopped me & asked "do you know why I followed you" so I said "cause my tweets are funny" & we laughed & high-fived & I'm in jail
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
I hate when girls say "I'm single but my heart is taken" ..hoe, he don't love you.. Move on.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Some of you hoes need to put your coochie on SILENT.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Loyal women don't get enough credit.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Say something STUPID HOE , say something i promise #illPunchYouInTheFace go head i DARE YOU ... S A Y S O M E T H I N G " S M A R T "
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
7 Rules to a better Life : 1. Never Hate 2. Live Simply. 3. Expect a Little. 4. Give a lot. 5. Always Smile. 6. Live w/ Love. 7. Be With God
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Girls 5'11 & over dont need to wear heels. Fuck yall trying to do? Whisper to god?
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
DICK-RIDโ€ขINGยฒ [dik,rahy-ding] - verb. || The Act of Continuously OVER-praising an individual, with the intentions of being noticed.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
"Fuck that" is a perfect replacement for the word "no".
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
I Stop Fuckin With People When I Feel Like They're Full Of Shit... No Warning, No Nothing.
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Shout out to the guys who play their beautiful girlfriends remember karma will be the biggest bitch to ever play you.
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Eenie meenie miney moe, you are nothing but a hoe. You think you're cute, you think you're classy. Reality check: you're really trashy(:
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Top 4 Lies: 1) I'm fine. 2) I don't like anyone. 3) That was my last piece of gum. 4) I've read and agreed to the Terms & Conditions.
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Cop: "Sir, what's in the bottle next to you? Me: "It's water" Cop: "Sir, this is wine" Me: "What? Jesus! He did it again!"
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To do list: 1) Make to do list 2) Mark the first thing off 3) Realize you've already accomplished 2 things 4) Reward yourself with a nap
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I have never actually seen a yellow duck.
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That special feeling when a baby grabs your finger with their whole hand (:
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Being addicted to texting someone... then they suddenly stop replying, & you find yourself checking your phone constantly.
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I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out.
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What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth.
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I don't always remember an address in Australia, but when I do, it's. P.Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney.
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Youโ€™ve cat to be kitten me right meow
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Everybody has that friend they secretly wanna fuck... and you just thought of them!
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Of course I talk to myself... Sometimes I need expert advice!
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
U.G.L.Y. = U Gotta Love Yourself โ™ฅ
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*At home* Me: "I want to go out, I want friends." *Out* "I want to go home, I hate people."
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Getting mad because your celebrity crush is cheating on you.
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
When someone says "expect the unexpected", slap them and say "I bet you didn't expect that!"
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I don't care how old I am. If I lose my mom in the supermarket I will panic.
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I didn't say you were a slut... I just implied that you don't sleep in your own bed too often.
478d               
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Long hair don't care? More like Ratchet weave I believe.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Losers = People who let their words get bigger than their actions ... Winners = People who let their Actions speak louder than their words.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
THE BEST KINDS OF LAUGHTER: 1. Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent. 2. Feeling a 6pack coming. 3. Tears coming out of your eyes.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Sometimes the biggest decision I make in a day is deciding which Instagram filter to use.
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
It's sad that everything eventually becomes a memory.
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Did u hear McDonald fought Burger King in front of Popeye's over that bitch Wendy? The funeral is at K.F.C. You going? I'm taking the subway
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
We all have that one friend who we greet with an insult.
486d               
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
that depressing moment when the food you ate is now gone...
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
I'm not lazy, Im just highly motivated to not do anything
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
B-E-F-O-R-E not B4. We speak english, not bingo.
492d               
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Me? Weird? Bitch please, I'm limited edition.
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
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Typing what you really want to say and then deleting it...
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
My ex? Yea I'd still hit that....with a bus..
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Sick of bitches bitching about other bitches being bitches.
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
i hate when someone hurts me and have the guts to ask me "Are you ok?"
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!..face it you didn't read that, you sang it.
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
You call them "swear words", and I call them "sentence enhancers".
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I love the sound you make when you shut the fuck up.
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
If my jokes offend you: 1. I'm sorry. 2. It won't happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. 4. You're a pussy.
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say โ€œYou hit like a bitch.โ€
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
When I was young, sticking my tongue out was like giving someone the middle finger.
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Today's Generation - "omg my parents never let me have anything." -via iPhone.
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Sleep is for the people without access to Internet.
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Always stay positive! *Falls down the stairs* Oh shit I got down those stairs fast!
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
I might look calm, but in my head I've punched you three times.
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
I only apologize when I'm wrong. Never for being me.
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
F.R.I.E.N.D.S : Fight for you. Respect you. Include you. Encourage you. Need you. Deserve you. Stand by you
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
"You tweet too much" Bitch, you breathe too much.
494d               
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
3 Things you can say when you have nothing to say: 1. It's just not meant to be 2. Everything happens for a reason 3. Word
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Dear "LOL"...Thanks for being there when i have nothing else to say.
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Men have feelings too. For example, we feel hungry.
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
To Do List: 1] Buy a sword. 2] Name it kindness. 3] Kill people with kindness.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
I dont hate everybody, I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face.
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Broken condom style! Ayyy thatโ€™s your baby! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
In awkward situations, we all pretend to text.
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Sorry not sorry! @ComedyTruth
Bitch, I will punch you by accident on purpose.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
If it hurts when you pee, then urine trouble
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Did you know? Its impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian?
497d               
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
It's ironic how we ignore those who want us, want those who ignore us, love those who hurt us, and hurt those who love us.
498d               
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Singing one line of a song all day because its the only part you remember.
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Larry H Darkshark @ItsMattKelleman
@linnielou6481 84 days left! No worries booo
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Larry H Darkshark @ItsMattKelleman
Love is nothin, ask stan smith
501d               
1
1
Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
When you're a fast texter, 2 minutes is a long time to wait for a reply!
502d               
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320
Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
Why waste your time getting hurt by someone when there's someone else out there waiting to make you happy.
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Kevin Hart @KevinHeartReal
He ignores you, but you like him. He does nothing, but you fall for him. You miss him, even though you know he will never care.
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Suga Boo @sugaboo25
#ThankzForDaLove @linnielou6481 instagr.am/p/RKsInsCfab/
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1
IG: prettymentality @C0L0rCutClarity
If he can't change a tire, then that nigga basic!
548d               
1
1
Larry H Darkshark @ItsMattKelleman
I hate talking to someone that I used to be tight with. Cus I know I'm the only reason we're not like that anymore
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2
Linda @linnielou6481
#its2012 and apparently EVERYONE has haters #smh NOT
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Kalii @kaliiBeenKalii
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself
602d               
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1
Kalii @kaliiBeenKalii
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
602d               
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2
Kalii @kaliiBeenKalii
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
602d               
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Kalii @kaliiBeenKalii
Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.
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