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Here's the deal, Moscow gets to keep Crimea and USA gets to keep Texas, California and New Mexico.
Dear Mojo, tell these self serving pricks to go find something else to do. You are doing your job.
. Because Russia! KGB! Nukes! Dill!
Thats the one that designed most of Auckland
and instead of Ya Boo Sucks - you could tweet a link to these policies and I and many others would retweet
US , liquids production down slightly in Dec 2013
"Spark is a word that has life and energy, and links to the creativity of New Zealanders"
Fuck right off.
I felt my heart, soul and mind being destroyed.
This would be an opportune moment for ACT to release a small booklet profiling their new leader with the title "The King In Yellow".
hey remember this tweet from 2012? You are such a dick.
So this weeks True Detective drops M-theory and Nietzsche's Eternal Recurrence in a single episode. Writer's got mad skills.
. If North Korea is your example, then you don't really understand public broadcasting.
because it's so disruptive to their profits. He's worried about the value of the shares he recently sold.
. proposing rooftop solar will increase prices, bullshit. Around the world utilities are fighting to slow solar...
Suggestion to Russel, Norman, Colin and Craig. Why don't the four of you just sit down and have a beer?
Colin Craig about to sue Simon Mercep for defamation for calling him thin-skinned.
at times like this my pride in the national broadcaster runneth over.
Will be looking closely at Greens’ new solar power policy. Huge $ opportunities in clean tech (and planet) being wasted by current govt.
Had to close video about the solar panel scheme because Simon Bridges started talking and I didn't want to throw my laptop out the window.
My mate Evan lost his wig at the . He found it later, on this guy:
Can someone please bring Sunn o))) to New Zealand for shows? Nearly happened a couple of years ago.
I'm just sad I have never met the giraffe.
I gather Crosby and Textor have advised you to call us 'tricky' given your relentless use. How r things w Exclusive Brethren?
Sad news about Martin Boselys, esp for the staff, funny that in a rockstar economy a great restaurant like that can't survive.
If jacketgate is an example of what Collins and Tolley say in public, imagine what they say in private.
nice shot, but please stop the HDR crimes against photography ;->
50 years of debating the NZ flag change today . Happy talking bollocks week ....
Cross about Blackbirds
Scoffing our fruit
They are the pipers
That warble us from sleep
I think he claims that _his_ kind of science is not compatible with science's kind of science
If education policy is radical, that says a lot about the government's intellectual poverty and narrow mindset
no kidding. Different parties, but compatible policies on 95% of stuff. Can we say that about act, cons, nzf, mp, and uf?
Bit bold to call the next National government a 5-headed monster when we don't know how many heads Colin has.
Hey, Britain: if you need some help getting rid of invasive species, we’ve gotten really good at it in New Zealand. For some reason.
I imagine it would be some kind of egg laying ritual involving dead goats and sulphur.
Spent my Saturday evening polishing my cymbals. No, it's not a euphemism.
Increase, yes, but 2 data points do not make for "steady."
. hey riot radio looks like you owe me $96k for my opinion on music which I give away freely. Also need new tablet or something
All Bob Jones pieces would immediately be translated to "I am a bigoted asshole, nyargh nyargh nyargh."
are you crazy? how's the kid gonna make it through junior high with those philosophical questions locked and loaded?
Never want to live anywhere else ever. !
No reply to RNZ calls, Cameron Brewer probably has his phone on flight mode
Cameron Brewer caught in trough
Brewer seemed to want a “forensic” search of her computers nonetheless.
wish he had saved some of that aggressive criticism for Whittall
This is the kind of thing that happens when you go and elect on to Council:
they would have to have some leverage over the Nats' agenda/glory projects- look at Rio Tinto, SkyCity, Chorus, Warners
I bet there's a few exporting manufacturers wondering what they have to do get the same subsidies as Film sector to compete internationally
Chart - Record Household Debt: The secret sauce behind the Canadian Real Estate Bubble.
It's official; kiwis want to stop shambolic sell off of our asseta. 67.2% said no (895,322 people), on a turnout of 43.9%. Anyone listening?
T-shirt of the Day: 'Conservatism: Fascism for Pussies'
Crazy to see Aus get through the GFC so well, and then see economy start to crumble just months after conservatives elected.
If I was forced to choose:
2. Obama (let's be honest, he ain't no progressive)
3. Abbott, Cameron and Harper are equally repugnant
add George Bush, and that is definitely the axis of evil.
Remember when Judith Collins said "Annette King has more tweets than followers "? 4,037 TWEETS 4,244 FOLLOWERS
John Key won't discuss on TV3 what his position on the 81 Springbok tour was, because "that's just politics". And his job is...?
. Hello. Any news on this investigation? Been a while.
Retweet if your'e old enough to get this.
National Party casino laundering drug money for kingpins via
Every Saturday I give thanks that my lad has never shown interest in nor aptitude for cricket. Kia kaha you poor parents
Santorum is wrong to compare Obamacare to Apartheid because unlike Obamacare, many Republicans supported Apartheid.
People are always slagging off clouds, saying things like "fuck off you cloud fucks" and the like, but I quite like them.
Anyway no one mention it if I ask Judith Collins around for a swim.
Concerned Wellington Central residents might ask Christchurchians and Aucklanders if their worlds have been destroyed by Gun City ads.
I think after today's drop in share prices for assets, even those that bought them will vote no.
I don't believe in animal cruelty but I do believe in disassociating humans with animals briefly so I can punch everyone in PETA.
and prove that the Greens don't hav 'an Auckland problem'. The calibre of our Auckland candidates is impressive
Alternative Giving is for liberals who live in Wadestown and Khandallah.
This is the tui feasting on the flax spikes out by my deck this evening.
Not that Wellingtonians can gloat. At least Brewer is open about screwing the poor. We've got the masquerade that is Alternative Giving.
Time to play Auntie Sarah with my gorgeous nieces and nephew in Tauranga!
MT : Govt says international evidence & research suggests corporate manslaughter charge isn't effective, but apparently 3 strikes is?
yeah, this election win is definitely a dark day for the left.
Some worries there for the Nats, but it looks like Labour lost a few hundred of Dalziel's voters to the Conservatives
All I know is that the implications are terrible for the Green party. TERRIBLE!
another science fart from Rodney Hide. how's the weather in your private reality, mate?
Took Pip to the big city today, blew his tiny mind.
*with vitriol that even a certain RW blogger doesn't even have*
*preaches about unity on the left* *takes every opportunity to bag the second largest party on it*
No single political party can claim or be given credit for the asset sales referendum. It was initiated by Grey Power backed by a coalition.
Westerly seas are as mad as the wind is ... but wait until tomorrow, this'll be a wild scene
Call me Colin Craig, but I don't see the point of a PS4.
i think paddy's argument is that it's "crazy" to have democratic processes for list ranking and choosing leaders
"I take an undecided stand on anything where i don't have evidence for or against"
Colin Craig admits to Atheism
And honestly chemtrails. What a fuckwit. This Colin 'chemtrails' Craig is a walking giftweek.
Don't be so hard on the Labour Party John.
A potential coalition partner that appears to lack any ability for critical thinking or decision making. You can see the appeal...
I'm going to pissed off (but not surprised) if Colin Craig's entire political career turns out to be an elaborate performance art project.
I care little for theology of any stripe. Too much of a rationalist.
No replacement for energy dense liquid fuels. We have to do something different
Do you really believe that malarkey? Honestly?
That's what they said about tulips. All colours of tulips. Fancy name tulips.
Other liquids fuels r not alternatives: Invest in alternatives to autodependency esp in cities
Awesome. ": Tony Abbott the peeping tom makes the front page in Indonesia. "
have an unbroken history. you couldn't get a more perfectly evil policy if you tried.
it's really gutting. they go underground to save their culture, now not recognised bc they don't
wow. For me, if you whakapapa to a hapu, the end. You are Maori. Even if you don't know it. Practical challenges.
So is it only funny if Judith is being mean?
Funny doesn't like being called a trout by "Cunners". Maybe they cld bth refer to each other by thr names like grown ups.
I hear the plan is to hold up two rainbow trout in question time next week
I have many reckons on this topic, but I haven't wrote them up into some big treatise because basically this.
Bloody waaaahines, amirite fellas?
Can all the men w/ blogs please let this wahine speak, I want to say something really important. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Ahh, I feel better now.
I have to watch Anchorman as research for a project. How's your fuckin stink job?
I see that Garner refuses to be outdone by Gower in 'media fuckwit of the week'.
. forgot to bring his phone to the music awards last night. He was twitching and shaking. Boils were erupting on his skin.
Amy Adams seen furtively wading through ocean moping up oil spills with unread Anadarko report.
If we can effect ALL her recommendations in policy, we might have a chance of saving them. So, yeah, not looking good right now
Also how many car parks? And what are doing about a bus station there & route protection for rail?
I was really kind of startled when I read the article. It doesn't quite compute. What would have happened if he'd won???
. The Rolling Stones? I saw them at Western Springs in 1995, back when they were just starting out. Young men of 50 with a dream.
Don't forget being a wanker!
this is why LVT & other economic rent taxes r worth exploring, & why productive taxes r so bad.
OKAY I have reconstructed my comment for the enjoyment of some people and the sadfeels of Bomber and TDB.
"what's served by getting more women’s names onto the TDB roster. Is it women, or is it one guy’s liberal cred?"
Read an article about anacondas in the Everglades. Look up anacondas online. Cross Everglades of list of place I'd like to visit.
Any less would be totalitarianism. Also the Crown should have gone harder against the Urewera terrorists, laws be damned sir!.
So Chris Trotter says that Willie and JT should be allowed free speech but the blogosphere and companies shouldn't? ?
They need an asterix
*After driving several women away for being dicks.
Dear ,You are breaking my heart Your stupid Government is applauding 's stupid Government & its denial of
All over NZ, CEOs quake behind their desks. Anxious calls to their PR folk. "Nothing from yet, Sir." But still.
They live in fear.
it is predicated on him saying nothing manifestly insane in the next year.
I think we can all agree that God is being paid off by the Oil Industry
coulda stopped that tweet 5 words in.
Love that the still allow their MP's on social media, illustrating their moral bankruptcy. Cheers for that.
Now that's how you do PR: RT : We accidentally called the NZ Transport Agency by their old name (LTSA).
He reminds me so much of Christian Bale in American Psycho I'm wondering where the bodies are kept. Prob in all the houses.
I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, shes yours.
Oh fuck me, Chris Trotter is equating Roast Busters w/ Top of the Lake & manages to Godwin it. I'm going 2 bed.
We are all commo cunts now. Let this be a mantra.
can't we all just agree that you're both commo cunts?
I am on a silent, crowded train now and let me tell you there is NO demand for this. None.
Thank you for pulling your advertising from . Pretty stoked you're my bank.
YELLOW has responded. They are pulling their advertising from altogether. Well, this set the bar, doesn't it?
Hey guys the consumption of the human species can expand infinitely whilst we're confined to the surface of Earth, right?
The real victims of are his fellow passengers. Can you imagine how indignant he would have been?
I'm going to build a cow shed on my lawn right now.
. there is a huge difference between telling the truth about an affair and having naked photos released as revenge.
"Fuck Stalin, Mao, the Kims and all the other “revolutionaries” who defiled the noble concept of revolution"
Just call them mum and dad
We're fighting to improve that. Getting better slowly but still a long way to go.
Hi. I don't have time to read The Luminaries right now. Could you leave me a voicemail where you read aloud the whole thing?
At that point it grows a guitar and sings songs about legs.
You guys, I got accused of bias by a member of the Young Nat executive.
. That's four day 'initial response period' - timeline runs to day 132 Facts and oil is tricky.
HE IS RISEN! The epitome of the Great Kiwi Douchebag, and his name is... Ben Mitchell.
Hey how do you feel about your ads appearing on an article which calls 4 women to be beaten for bad driving?
Yeah, she's equal part great, equal part disheartening. She's blaming the messenger and ignoring the real problem.
Despite a fairly consistent track record, it would seem a lot of people are only just discovering what a cock Bob Jones is.
Things looking up for Len Brown! He doesn't have to spend time with lame-ass fucktard Cameron Brewer via
Just been reminded of the joy that is Larry David trying to open a packet VIDEO
university? ELITIST LIBTARD!!
Rumblings from the timeline of , journalist and tease.
Whale Oil's Len Brown coverage now sees Stephen Cook interview himself
Key on Breakfast: "Generally, monopolies are not a good thing." He was talking about Kiwisaver, not Chorus
Dear it is not true that John Palino could be runner-up and still win the election if Len Brown leaves before being sworn in.
For a man who claims to be a political novice John Palino has got the selective memory loss faculties of a seasoned veteran.
If I didn't already think Palino was a twat, this phrase would've sealed it: "I, an entrepreneur, TV personality and political novice..."
The Len Brown hit job is the most poorly executed political move I've ever seen. The source has turned and most Aucklanders support Len.
5. TBC, Garner is implying that because Brown's daughter wrote a piece on behalf of herself and her sisters, they are fair game.
4. What's shameful, is inviting people to go after Brown's daughters. Wanker.
Both. Sally starts everything, but life generally finishes it for her.
don't get cocky, don't get complacent, keep up the hard work.
Deputy Prime Minister defends former Minister John Banks: "Innocent until proven guilty". Where's ?
In an effort to provide balance, has reportedly hired to replace Jock Anderson.
I wonder whether WO/Cook thought through the legal repercussions. I doubt it. Brown v Slater would be a glorious test case.
Media law expert Steven Price argues that Len Brown might have a case against WO/Cook for invasion of privacy
For the millionth time, online polls are not actual polls. They're vox pops without the words.
Well, if 'we' includes various editors who give him soft interviews, than apparently we did.
mentions she has convictions etc. What a piece of work. No political motivations at all nope.
must be hard for whail oil. everything he touches turns to vile, sordid excrement. at least king Midas got some gold out of the deal.
This morning we talk with a sewer rat about his "ghastly, traumatising, unspeakable" weekend trapped in a room with Slater, Cook and Wewege.
I can live with a mayor who has a dirty little sexual secret more than I could with one whose team is into dirty manipulating politics
BREAKING: US Lawmakers Make Big Song And Dance About Doing The Thing Every Competent Government In The World Would Have Been Doing All Along
MT PM John Key will read court judgement / HOLY CRAP GUYS, he's going to read something!!!
...and still Simon Bridges is trending.
Poor form with that photo Stuff. Tacky journalism.
Too easy to say LB's sex life not our concern. It speaks to character and judgment which, I don't know about you, does matter in a leader.
Look carefully at your stream of tweets and explain to me why journalists ride around on high horses sneering at nasty vile bloggers again.
The best John Campbell interview of the year, hard work, a year's work, tks to producer too. Worth watching again.
that performance was magic, classic, awesome. It will be used to train politicians on the art of stuff ups.
I'm staggered was allowed on the road with his training wheels still on. Did serious damage to Nats!
Watched the Campbell Live interview with Simon Bridges again.
Interrupts John: 187
“Fact of the matter”: 19
“Let me say”: 14
Everyone complaining about the dysfunctional government voted, right?
Seriously the "corrupt Chief" meme needs to die. Look in the mirror, Canada, your system is founded on corruption.
Dear . Please continue to articulate how out of touch from people's reality you are. Scream it from rooftops even. Thanks.
"i will not be using the maori one's ever" presumably because proper English is important to you or something.
Why is going out of his way to downplay the Koch brothers? Hmm... VIDEO
BREAKING: Chilled out entertainer John Key has endorsed the National party candidate in ChCh east, candidate reports.
Number of days the heater spent packed away: 2.
Editorial of the year (angry dad division). v
Oh, wait.. Simpleton alert. “: Must be because of global warming”