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LukeChesterfield2011-01-27
@Lukooper1,175 days
There's always a bigger fish.
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Hannah @hannahbolton_
My dad is named after Gary Glitter.
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dais @_daissss
nighttime prayers pic.twitter.com/d4F0MoM0Vz
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GrahamMonteith @GrahamMonteith
Squeezed 7 people in the taxi, Sam was naked and my shoe got thrown out the window. How the taxi driver didn't throw us I will never know.
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¢ƃuıʞ¢nɟɹɐunl @LunarCFT
not really but i hope you atleast get a really bad cold or stand on a plug with no shoes on
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GrahamMonteith @GrahamMonteith
Went out for a pint, Sam is getting in the treble vodkas in first round.
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LiverpoolLogic @LiverpoolLogic
Ronaldo went to Real for £80m. Sterling now is better than Ronaldo was then. Bill Gates couldnt afford young Raheem.
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Liverpool FC @LFC
PHOTO: #teamspirit pic.twitter.com/RwoBBNqh3c
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Simon Mignolet @SMignolet
Long 90 minutes today but we got through because of great team spirit and everyone's support! #YNWA #4togo pic.twitter.com/nq0syPC62k
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Liverpool FC @LFC
Another afternoon to remember at Anfield... #LFC pic.twitter.com/YqCrzMbSsF
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LiverpoolLogic @LiverpoolLogic
Just seen the Škrtel 'handball'. Ball to hand for me.
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Gary Lineker @GaryLineker
I'm going to put my neutrality to one side and say I would love to see Steven Gerrard lift the Premier League trophy.
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GrahamMonteith @GrahamMonteith
Stay happy and steaming and moisturised.
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Grace Johnson @GraceJohnson_
At 19 years old I still cut the crusts off bread
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LiverpoolLogic @LiverpoolLogic
Moyes took over the champions AND spent £70m. If that was Brendan, he'd have won the Prem, World Cup, The Voice & headlined Glastonbury.
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Amy Murch-ison @murchamoo
@girlposts: me at prom vine.co/v/MMUJbv5YDWI@jamillusi0n @NiccNoo @Killjoy_zoe me in moo
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LiverpoolLogic @LiverpoolLogic
I'm surprised Carroll didn't tag the Undertaker in to finish Mignolet off with a tombstone Piledriver.
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Just Josh @FeelinCasual
'Dont push a dragon' - Luke cooper @Lukooper
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¢ƃuıʞ¢nɟɹɐunl @LunarCFT
i heard they are selling fake @BOISHT clothes in leeds market hahaha We made it
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LiverpoolLogic @LiverpoolLogic
You know Maradonas 'Goal of the Century' against England in '86? Flanno would've tackled him by the half way line.
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Guy Lawrence @guylawrence_
If someone weighs 99kg and eats 1kg of Doritos does that mean they are 1% Dorito
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ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) @talktojb
If you can't handle me at my Magikarp, you don't deserve me at my Gyarados.
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GrahamMonteith @GrahamMonteith
Hearing that there is a ketamine drought in Britain at the minute. Probably explains why the flat is so down this week.
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GrahamMonteith @GrahamMonteith
Nathan Wade had never had Pasta until 2013. He also never had lasagne until Saturday. How is that even a thing.
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Perspective Pictures @Perspective_pic
pic.twitter.com/5ZBjDqxwTB
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Best Text Messages @BestOfTexts
Pet zoned.. pic.twitter.com/QlHvqoZzlG
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GrahamMonteith @GrahamMonteith
All I can remember is being sick over my toilet till 6am, but there is only one way to cure a hangover #staysteaming
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Matt Hawkins @MatthewHawkins_
just thought the print on our your demise tops would make a sick tatt @Lukooper #iwantit
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WORLD STAR @FunnyWorldStar
turned my goldfish into a dolphin pic.twitter.com/Nz7ifwxB9z
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izzy hampson @IzzyHampson
Roadworks have killed my Internet and phone line. That means I can't watch the new walking dead 😭😱😥 #firstworldproblems
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Samm ☺ @Samm_Day
@CuntsWatching pic.twitter.com/7aTF42tFn1
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ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) @talktojb
There's a class at my gym where they just run around with those plastic weights whilst Metallica plays... for an hour.
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dais @_daissss
ima make a female equivalent of steak nd bj day involving chicken
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izzy hampson @IzzyHampson
I'm that scared of change I'm still on IOS 6, how am I going to cope with uni in September
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GrahamMonteith @GrahamMonteith
Block, block, block. Kick.
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GrahamMonteith @GrahamMonteith
Red shirt your dad's Gary glitter. And you've got no fans.
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cheyenne mottishaw @ch3y_mottishaw
Doax memes r best pic.twitter.com/SH4KOOMQjS
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Matt Hawkins @MatthewHawkins_
literally had this trip to London planned for 8 months and its finally happening in two weeks #stoked #YDtour
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Matt Hawkins @MatthewHawkins_
two weeks motherfuckers! @Lukooper @WhoIsSamThursby #YD
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Matt Hawkins @MatthewHawkins_
never been so messy i shat mysef, poor effort hawkins
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ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) @talktojb
I don't get people who slag off their football team during a bad game. You wouldn't talk shit about ya Mum if she did one bad Sunday dinner.
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jade squires @jadesquiresox
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @chloe_nalty pic.twitter.com/CqBkiTkBlv
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Emma Crinks @Emmacrinks
Somebody on the bus smells of cat food
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Tom White @Tom_White94
It's cool to have 50 cent on snapchat pic.twitter.com/84P2AAPUPA
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Melissa Horner @melhorner1
Oh lukey what are you like @Lukooper pic.twitter.com/WS8ypZ2ZtN
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Meghan @MegDunham
Smashed his girlfriends window, cut his hand in the process, lost his phone and ripped his boxers somehow #adventuresoflukecooper @Lukooper
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Dougie Poynter @dougiemcfly
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Matt Hawkins @MatthewHawkins_
Got vodka for tonight, but i definitely need more vodka. Can never have too much vodka #famouslastwords
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Tom White @Tom_White94
Hats off to @Nallehhh for finally beating the #3yeargraft
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ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) @talktojb
Never gets old pic.twitter.com/VSxQ1BVYVj
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izzy hampson @IzzyHampson
Took and Brandybuck logic, they know pic.twitter.com/c7PZaYFg3L
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dais @_daissss
Literally me if I don't get into uni pic.twitter.com/wxHbNMqBJ1
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Meghan @MegDunham
At jacks family party and his little cousin decides to ask infront of a room full of his family 'are you two in love?' #thankskid #awks
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Just Josh @FeelinCasual
@Lukooper the first ten min you were tensing so bad I thought you were going to shit yourself
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Chloe Potts @chloeleanneee
do we go bummers woods?! 😂😂😂😂 @KirstyIona95
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Daniel Sturridge @D_Sturridge
Hey hey hey.. 4-0 victory and bragging rights in Liverpool... Guess I'm not good at pens!! Glory to God #grateful pic.twitter.com/JycNiF7qLB
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Melissa Horner @melhorner1
If @GrahamMonteith doesn't come out tonight he will be letting Corby down and will be labelled the biggest fanny in Sheffield #truth
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Luke @Lukooper
Ready to put my fist through a wall.
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ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) @talktojb
Kanye West Side Story #rapmusicals
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Emma Crinks @Emmacrinks
What every child wants to hear ❤❤❤ pic.twitter.com/aeyhlRHFKn
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Jennifer Lawrence @JLawrenceQuote
looking back on life like pic.twitter.com/BxvI8RXy7f
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Lucy Smith @_lucykatesmith
Phil has started carrying Kinder Happy Hippos on him at all times "in case of emergencies"
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lewis watson @levvis_
just spent the 2 hour drive back drumming the shit out of my steering wheel to fightstar. would give omar a run for his money x
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Beck Dunkley @BeckieDunk
I don function properly in a morning. A bus said sinfin on it and in my head I read it as sniffing 🙈😂
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K. Nally Esquire @Nallehhh
@Lukooper now on bbc 3
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Jack crook @jackpcrook
@sophmorrisob it hasn't changed a bit!
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dais @_daissss
X pic.twitter.com/b9C87Mmt1V
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UberFacts @UberFacts
Daniel Radcliffe broke more than 80 wands while filming the Harry Potter movies because he would use them as drumsticks.
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TheLADBible @TheLadBible
DogLAD pic.twitter.com/JzwjNsIVcx
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Emma Crinks @Emmacrinks
Just got on the bus for free cause the driver can't work out how to do tickets #winning
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CuntsWatching @CuntsWatching
I think I might know your role…. pic.twitter.com/yG1x8jxCBo
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CuntsWatching @CuntsWatching
Quality fag BANTOOOOOR! pic.twitter.com/flN01HRjNs
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Dom Paulucci @DomPaulucci
Just listened to Call Me Maybe 3 times in a row. No regrets.
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Matt Hawkins @MatthewHawkins_
i swear if i get up tomorrow and the cleaners stealing someones teabags and milk again im gonna headbutt the wankstain
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Joe Taylor @JoeyTay_8
only so much I can take of these pair talking abou dungeons and dragons
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Matt Hawkins @MatthewHawkins_
Please fast forward me two weeks where ive done all my exams and its time to get absolutely chronic
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MOZ @FuckMeZakMorris
What winds me up more than not going out tonight is that I've just found out I share the birthday with zayn from one direction.
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marmite @CammmmyBear
Found out today that @JakeeBrock stole my jacket and sold it to @KurtisMorley for £10
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izzy hampson @IzzyHampson
Offer from Warwick!! 😄 #thankfuck
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Matt Hawkins @MatthewHawkins_
I thought everyone looked like a douche in a turtle neck sweater but apparently my lecturer is OG
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Jon Brown @Jonbrownface
4 quid for a fucking day rider on a bus that smells of piss and my family wonders why I detest public transport.
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Matt Hawkins @MatthewHawkins_
Todays plan was: do a lot of work, go to the gym. Todays reality: watch breaking bad, eat dominos.
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Zach Braff @zachbraff
I wish weed advocates on the news didn't always look so stoned.
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jade squires @jadesquiresox
@JakeeBrock I feel like a lightning bolt just hit the tip of my penis
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ßęñ @benHDGE
In Paris vine.co/v/hYmVg7Zxupp
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Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar
Just spent 1hr on phone with Comcast Xfinity in Florida.The conversation would make a movie.They are so bad you give up the will to live.
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Bucky Isotope @BuckyIsotope
The sad thing about those dead Jedi force ghosts was that Luke was never able to masturbate in peace ever again.
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Matt Hawkins @MatthewHawkins_
Packed absolutely everything i need to go back up newcastle @iam_londa pic.twitter.com/vtGH2gA8P2
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jade squires @jadesquiresox
Ending of Dexter has seriously fucked with my head
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Jack crook @jackpcrook
changes you into an intense motherfucker
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Matt Hawkins @MatthewHawkins_
Seeing everyones NYE photos and thinking 'if only me and my friends didnt look so mashed on every photo taken'
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Gary Lineker @GaryLineker
I see from my timeline that we are biased against all 20 PL teams. I promise that will change next season if Leicester are promoted.
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K. Nally Esquire @Nallehhh
Knuckle walking black eyed hairless crawling spindly motherfucker what were you
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K. Nally Esquire @Nallehhh
What was it? Will it get me? Spindly-crawler man please go home and sleep
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Samm ☺ @Samm_Day
👏👏 pic.twitter.com/KZMOQ9J0k5
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Gary Lineker @GaryLineker
When was Howard Webb sold by United? I must have missed that move in the transfer window.
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Piers Morgan @piersmorgan
Just met Ian Chappell for 1st time. 'Hi, Mr Chappell, I'm Piers Morgan,' I said. 'Nah mate, you're a dickhead,' he replied. Meeting over!
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Hannah @hannahbolton_
I feel really guilty that my cat is gonna be on her own at midnight #catswannacelebratetoo
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Ryan Watters @RyaanWaatters
Good night with @CalHowie and @Lukooper !!!
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Jon Brown @Jonbrownface
I would watch Toy Story 3 but Finding Nemo yesterday was too much emotional madness and I think this one would just send me over the edge.
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K. Nally Esquire @Nallehhh
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED NO SOCKS OR SMELLS I AM DISAPPOINTED MY DAY IS RUINED. NO FUCKING STARMIX EITHER WHAT THE FUCK SANTA
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Dom Paulucci @DomPaulucci
We can't open one of the drawers in the freezer because it's got too much pizza in #ItalianLife
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K. Nally Esquire @Nallehhh
i have 3 litres of frosty jacks, a hell of a lot of cookery programs, and no food. Bring it on you frodgey bast
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Gemma Leanne @GemmaMulvy
Hahaha still drunk.
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L Boy @TheLukeBruce
@BenMallender snorting creatine gets it into your muscles faster
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UberFacts @UberFacts
Leonardo DiCaprio & Samuel L. Jackson pic.twitter.com/Vss98FviMk
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LiverpoolLogic @LiverpoolLogic
I'd genuinely let Flanno finger my sister.
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REMISDEAD @LessThanRem
Girl I shagged in napa has found me on Facebook and told me she's 5 months pregnant. Fuckkkk.
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leonieverley @leeeonix
@Samm_Day Friend: want to go out tonight?

Me: pic.twitter.com/1X2eAydhWG
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Robert Pattison @robthebaconcob
Love coming out for a fag in the morning and giving judgemental looks to everyone on the morning after walk
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ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) @talktojb
A woman waved at me from outside the gym. I didn't know what to do because I had weights in my hands. I winked and now feel rate dirty.
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ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) @talktojb
I'm so confident that my multivitamins and diet are so good right now that I would let an ill person sneeze into my open mouth.
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Dragon @JakeeBrock
Give my mum 1 job!! To get me a champions league sticker book an she comes back with a frickin card book!! #notgotaclue #1job
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marmite @CammmmyBear
I sat on a kit-Kat to warm it up because it had been in the fridge and I can't find it
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Matt Hawkins @MatthewHawkins_
that girl last night deffo wanted the D #nexttime
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Nick Evans @nickevans93
@Lukooper that's deep
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Mark Orchard @MarkOrchardd
dropped some kanye on the house party last night, heartless went off
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Matt Hawkins @MatthewHawkins_
#mashed
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Samm ☺ @Samm_Day
7 hour shift whilst I'm still pissed can only end badly.
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jade squires @jadesquiresox
Just sang out loud on the bus... It's embarrassing at the best of times but when it's zero to hero - Disney's Hercules... Errrrr 😳😳😳
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Men's Humor @MensHumor
Oxford Dictionary named "Selfie" the word of the year. Stop the planet, I want to get off. pic.twitter.com/u5rcfWTXRx
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D.N.A™ @DNA_GTFOH
In 2014 before I retire I will be the Don't Flop Champion @DontFlop @twitteurgh
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Chloe Potts @chloeleanneee
being woken up to a bladdered boyfriend being sick everywhere is not the one
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Meg Fret @meganrosefret
Today @FuckMeZakMorris tried to purchase mcbusted tickets whilst I just bought my @Steel_Panther tickets.. Is there something wrong here?
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Oli Constable @OliConstable
Said "love you" to the guy in Burton's. I think my life is over
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Historical Pics @HistoricalPics
The only known photograph of Einstein deriving his famous equation E=mc^2 pic.twitter.com/WK5iCmI4RS
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Beck Dunkley @BeckieDunk
I just want to sit, be depressed and get fat. Fat people are always happy. Fuck knows why though.
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Kerry Sanderson @kerrysando
Omg i miss @Lukooper pic.twitter.com/RJDcEdqnvU
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Matt Hawkins @MatthewHawkins_
Not bragging but i have some of the fucking funniest stories
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Piers Morgan @piersmorgan
Right now, correct > RT @DavidBourk @piersmorgan Has to be the saddest, most miserable human being on the planet.
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TheLADBible @TheLadBible
ProtestLAD pic.twitter.com/GJxKHpiHID
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hilary @JackG15
My earliest memory is clinging onto my mothers teet whilst she sang total eclipse of the heart to me.
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Lucy Smith @_lucykatesmith
Is life worth living now @tribesband have split up?
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marmite @CammmmyBear
Haha just seen a status saying 'can anybody sort a ten?
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Jon Brown @Jonbrownface
I've just been introduced to a child who might be infested by Satan.
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L Boy @TheLukeBruce
Might never stop drinking. Today could be the day I become an alcoholic
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Best Vines @TheFunnyVines
Where them fish titties at? vine.co/v/hjMp29HzKWI
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leonieverley @leeeonix
TO THE IDIOT WHAT STOLE MY PHONE.... can I have it back please?
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dais @_daissss
... pic.twitter.com/T5cB1JPENd
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Matt Hawkins @MatthewHawkins_
mum and dad are fucking coming down tomorrow, beds still covered in wank stains and theres bits of bud all over the floor!
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MOZ @FuckMeZakMorris
Today's beeriod is unreal.
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Zach Braff @zachbraff
The alien abduction was horrible. But the snuggling post anal probe was gentle and heartfelt. #NASA
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Adam Hess @adamhess1
I don't trust any newspapers which have a 'Page 3' for the same reason I wouldn't trust News At Ten if Trevor McDonald had his dick out.
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Emma Crinks @Emmacrinks
The most exciting part of my day is when the post lady comes to work and I get to open all the post
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dais @_daissss
Massive plus side of today is I made friends with a camel pic.twitter.com/blWXhx0aFI
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Oli Constable @OliConstable
Saw the chaviest group of chavs earlier volley a pumpkin in Tesco. It was glorious
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MOZ @FuckMeZakMorris
I've heard Green Street 3 is based on the life of Cain Bacon! #Cbs
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Ben Brah @_BenStevenson
@leeeonix @_MonsterGeorgia @kerrysando I think I'm on one confessing my love for @MatthewHawkins_ :/
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Ash Ketchum @AshKetchum151
Yo mama so fat, you need a pokeflute to wake her up!
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Dwayne Johnson @TheRock
My strongest THANK YOU to all who worked to create an epic film. Proud of you all. #ThatsAWrap #HERCULESMovie pic.twitter.com/QjDkQ3PyBs
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Ross Geller @FunRossGeller
Monica & Chandler's twins would be 9 this year, Pheobe's triplets 14, Ben 18, and Emma 11. Let's just take a moment to let that sink in.
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Chloe Potts @chloeleanneee
@KirstyIona95: this is so funny @chloeleanneee pic.twitter.com/E8sbi2gRYq” so funny
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dais @_daissss
I JUS HAD A MINI DREAM THE DEMON FROM THE CONJURING WAS ON MY WARDROBE BYE IM TERRIFIED IF I NEVER TWEET AGAIN IT KILLED ME
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BOISHT @BOISHT
Who the fuck is this fox and why has he always got something to say?!
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sickipediabot @sickipediabot
'LSD makes users lose weight'

That makes sense, it's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it.
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ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) @talktojb
@kanyewest if want to use my idea of Kanye West fortune cookies I want 10% of the profit pic.twitter.com/rgwlLUiG0H
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TheLADBible @TheLadBible
BreakingBadLAD - Check out more products here - toplad.com/collections/mo… pic.twitter.com/dJJFE3hpqY
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ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) @talktojb
Thinking of starting a beard consultancy agency where we tell you if look like a terrorist or not.
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Matt Hawkins @MatthewHawkins_
with no phone and no laptop literally the only things i can think to do are play gta and wank myself into oblivion
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marmite @CammmmyBear
If i had a week to live I would spend it with Croz because it would be the longest week of my life
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Sam @SamGret
My neck, my back, my pussy and my crack. All the things that batter after just falling over at work.
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hilary @JackG15
Weird that I've gone from talking about masturbating to talking about my mamma Jean. Whatever you may of heard, the two are not linked.
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hilary @JackG15
Can't sleep. normally masturbating solves this, but to be honest its my 5th of the day and I've been left feeling like a cheap dirty whore.
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Chloe Potts @chloeleanneee
why does my nan keep sharing 'sex and weed' videos on Facebook?! 😳
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Eurgh. @twitteurgh
From here on out, fellatio will be referred to as GobJobs or NobSnogs. Nothing else.
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UberFacts @UberFacts
A man from Minnesota was arrested in 2011 for turning a vibrator into an explosive and giving it to his ex-girlfriend for Christmas.
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Jen @jenny_xo
Me and @mollybrailsford saw this man walking down to school yesterday, best beard award goes to him!! pic.twitter.com/lHvKuAq0MK
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Matt Hawkins @MatthewHawkins_
In 02 academy goong fucki gental waaakootyu
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peregrin took @imawizaard
Keep opening Siri by accident pic.twitter.com/yklcjuS5pF
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Chloe Potts @chloeleanneee
tell my mum I'm going back to sleep, so what does she do? get fucking brass marching band in house with sounds of things
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Matt Hawkins @MatthewHawkins_
Woke up naked in gabbys room, no funking clue how/why but I must have had a good night #winner #whattheguck #sucjme #fuckyou
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Aaron Paul @aaronpaul_8
Jesse,

I love you and you will always be a part of me. Thanks for the memories.

Your friend,

Aaron
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