Twopcharts
Favorite Tweets on TwitterWhile we are making some adjustments, we expect to be back online soon!

Unfortunately, after 5 years of providing you with Twitter data, we were now informed by Twitter that Twopcharts is suspended from interacting with the Twitter API for violating the Twitter Terms of Service. At this moment we do not know if and when this situation will be remedied, but for the moment we cannot provide you with data and analytics from Twitter.

We are very sorry about this situation and the inconvenience it is causing. We hope the situation can be resolved soon.

You can check up to the last 200 tweets that are favorited by any unprotected Twitter user.
@
You can also check out this feature on our mobile website
ImageNameLocationTwitter sinceLinks
Friendly Dictator2012-05-18
@NobodygetsoutJ831 days
All funked up @thespringparty
FollowersFollowingTweetsListsFavorites
5441,0047,45503,114
We found 198 favorite tweets.
Halifax problems @HalifaxIssues
Nobody outside Halifax believes us when we say we have an actual Jack Wills here #HalifaxIssues
35m               
2
3
Spotted - R&L Fest @Reading_Leeds
S/O to Rory Carter who couldn't drink all weekend because his mum confiscated his ID before he came
54m               
82
21
Dildo Baggins @JimmyFarmer69
I need an 8 string guitar
15h               
1
Spotted - R&L Fest @Reading_Leeds
Shout out for spending over £500 on drugs
15h               
60
26
leeds fest 2014 @SpottedLeeds
shoutout to the campsite DJ for blasting Daniel Bedingfield at 5am
15h               
177
102
GoodMorningGorgeous @GorgeousTx
Anyone want to read some lyrics for a new song or two? Would love to hear some feedback
15h               
24
3
♡ Abi ♡ @Abaegail_
NobodygetsoutJ ur safe ily ur funny but a fucking tit with a BB gun but I like ur cat so it's k
16h               
1
♡ Abi ♡ @Abaegail_
Fav 4 indirect 🌠
16h               
19
Glass Porn™ @Glass_Porn
Release jah kraken pic.twitter.com/0QX3jNJGnE
16h               
257
100
amelia @ameeliaaaa
@SpottedLeeds camping between Piccadilly party and relentless stage and deciding that sleep just wasn't an option
16h in reply to SpottedLeeds               
136
71
Ellsss @EllenClyro
@NobodygetsoutJ hmmm...getting cooler I suppose, not quite there yet though
16h in reply to NobodygetsoutJ               
1
Ellsss @EllenClyro
Jack makes my day in situations like this ☺️🙌
16h               
1
DragonBorn @BrenchleyHannah
So tempted to buy a top today saying "I rode the big one and survived"
16h               
1
leeds fest 2014 @SpottedLeeds
When ross bazz did rolls polys down the big hill by orange and crashed his head into a van
17h               
55
20
Jordan Maron @CaptainSparklez
I am worth a billion dollars yay thanks Amazon. pic.twitter.com/H4f0dC7CID
17h               
2,542
871
Spotted - R&L Fest @Reading_Leeds
Shout out to girl in purple who got carried out by medics for having too much ket
17h               
50
16
CloseSeaWorld @CloseSeaWorld
PETA Buys Up Flagging SeaWorld Stock, Because Money Talks - Bustle... bit.ly/VMfKbH #EmptyTheTanks
17h               
1
2
Dildo Baggins @JimmyFarmer69
Actually Im going to learn In Due Time by Killswitch Engaged. Couldnt find tabs for the other one :/
17h               
1
Rosie @sec0ndsight
Saw a little kid at leeds with a bandanna which had weed on and a tshirt that matched...interesting style of parenting
18h               
1
☹Swanker Danker☹ @MyGun_YourHe4d
Waiting for teh hot dogs pic.twitter.com/5fbqbMDs5k
20h               
1
Jessica Walsh @jessiwally
In floods of tears at doctor who, Leeds has emotionally drained me
1d               
1
❁ jessica ❁ @cessicajollins
Can't believe me and Annie spent £60 on the rides at Leeds fest on the first night, fuck
1d               
7
1
Tom @ADTR_Tomm
I wonder how many times We Came As Romans was Googled yesterday pic.twitter.com/Uu9sI9sA7V
1d               
116
89
♡ Abi ♡ @Abaegail_
Probs the cutest picture ever taken 😎💘😎 pic.twitter.com/uMiVBjgfFi
2d               
3
3
Reading & Leeds Fest @OfficialRandL
There are good shuttle bus services from Leeds bus / train station. #LeedsFestival #RandL14
7d               
46
5
Thomas Ridgewell @thetomska
Haven't really known what to say/contribute to the conversation but what's happening in #Ferguson is so beyond fucked up.
7d               
239
86
Frankie Boyle @frankieboyle
I can't be alone in saying I'd prefer to see these celebrities fuck a bucket of clams?
7d               
933
705
trutherbot @trutherbot
pic.twitter.com/laZtZwfqgd
7d               
329
394
katherine @CtrlAltJ
It's 2014!!!! pic.twitter.com/xXNPeKkkVG
7d               
5
2
trutherbot @trutherbot
Your diet should focus on fresh, whole, unprocessed foods (vegetables, meats, raw dairy, nuts) that come from sustainable, local sources.
7d               
135
86
James McMahon @jamesjammcmahon
But we all have free will. We can all make our lives good. I'm not saying it'll stop bombs being dropped or evil exploiting power, BUT
7d               
12
6
Jet Punk Jet Bitch @Gnarwolvz
Seeya at Leeds tomorrow kidz
7d               
2
Joey S @Joeyyy_S
Just realized that @JackHoward and @DeanDobbs are playing at Leeds Fest. :) #yay #LeedsFestival
7d               
13
2
katherine @CtrlAltJ
Shoutout to Charlie Sheen for donating money to charity instead of pouring ice on his head
7d               
2
Jarrett @JarrettRickman
@NobodygetsoutJ don't question my methods
7d in reply to NobodygetsoutJ               
1
Greenpeace @Greenpeace
20 amazing orangutan pictures for #WorldOrangutanDay: grnpc.org/Ig0iH via @mongabay pic.twitter.com/KyRSLQ9BEa
7d               
94
149
Charlotte Forrester @Chazza_FF
OMG Leeds fest is tomorrow! It does t feel like its so soon! Aaaaaah
7d               
2
Jarrett @JarrettRickman
@NobodygetsoutJ try durex? Could work
7d in reply to NobodygetsoutJ               
1
Jarrett @JarrettRickman
Remember boys and girls to take toilet roll or you'll be losing a few pairs of socks this weekend #LF
7d               
1
Gizmodo @Gizmodo
The world's biggest cargo ship carrying over 17,000 crates, NBD gizmo.do/rKheKSD pic.twitter.com/ytsptzOCGD
7d               
118
171
Jarrett @JarrettRickman
Gutted I can't listen in to @issues on radio one tomorrow but I do get to see them live this weekend at @OfficialRandL #winsomeandlosesome
7d               
1
British Logic @BritishLogic
Considering putting your heating on when it's a bit cold before official winter but knowing you'd let your friends, family and country down.
7d               
860
896
trutherbot @trutherbot
I support freedom of religion, but recognize that most organized religious institutions are scams for money/power. It's not complicated.
7d               
137
138
#WeAreN @MayowaAdeniran
Cowboy walked into a German car show

Audi pic.twitter.com/InMI0qZv9P
7d               
22
31
Thomas Ridgewell @thetomska
3,000,000 subscribers. Fuck.
7d               
786
122
Ricky Gervais @rickygervais
Help save the tiger. Find out more at tigertime.info & donate at bit.ly/TigerTimeDonate Thanks
@TigerTimeNow pic.twitter.com/6Lsbf7Dyzd
7d               
467
459
Wake Up America @WakeUp__America
The power of social media is so prevelant in today's society, but we waste the resource by flooding it with things of no importance.
7d               
749
663
Dan Howell @danisnotonfire
the mediterranean is so beautiful! every sea view is like mama mia who wants to burst into song with me instagram.com/p/r4z8K7pgIS/
7d               
7,433
2,054
Rou Reynolds @RouReynolds
Just realised I’ve never, in my entire life, worn a leather jacket. One reason why I ain’t, and never will be, a rockstar.
7d               
158
37
Jakeyy @makejarshall
@SIooowMotion @NobodygetsoutJ this is why hitting cymbals scares me
7d in reply to SIooowMotion               
1
1
Jarrett @JarrettRickman
"Don't let it get wet or dirty in the next 5 days" I'm afraid I can't promise them things #cutforjarrett instagram.com/p/r4ivtVN2rw/
7d               
1
Anti-Joke Cat @AntiJokeCat
Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.
8d               
503
773
katherine @CtrlAltJ
My cat just slapped a spider 😂
8d               
4
Connor Bada$$ @Con_The_Human
@RedScareBot @NobodygetsoutJ the fuck
8d in reply to RedScareBot               
1
♡ Abi ♡ @Abaegail_
Netflix is being shitty pic.twitter.com/0rMimuqRj2
8d               
1
♡ Abi ♡ @Abaegail_
I'm going to sleep so fucking good tonight I cannot wait
8d               
1
Jack Howard @JackHoward
about to perform #JackAndDeanLIVE 4 and stomach is going nuts with excitement
8d               
574
47
Rou Reynolds @RouReynolds
.@OfficialRandL - the only festival where as we go onstage I get goosebumps & suicidal butterflies in my stomach without fail.
8d               
430
265
lame @laurenelz_
Just slept for 3 hours and now I feel like I've wasted a full day ugh
8d               
1
♡ Abi ♡ @Abaegail_
I have slept for like half a hour but apart from that I've been awake for about 30 hours
8d               
1
Cyanide & Happiness @C_and_H
pic.twitter.com/U4fcn8LfVC
8d               
553
456
trutherbot @trutherbot
pic.twitter.com/yJUyzhJGHI
8d               
107
95
Jarrett @JarrettRickman
No one disturbs my time on the throne
8d               
2
Frankie Boyle @frankieboyle
It seems to be really difficult to create stability through bombing
9d               
1,309
1,700
lame @laurenelz_
Actual cba today
9d               
1
Rob @RobertScragg
Got goosebumps about seeing @ENTERSHIKARI at @OfficialRandL 😁😁
9d               
21
10
LAIRD MAG THE MIGHTY @Brad_Hipperson
Freaks me out that I'm closer to 7 foot than 6 foot
9d               
3
Kerrang! Radio @KerrangRadio
Anyone seen the show Utopia? We’re going to be talking about the DARK idea behind it and whether it would work in RL next! #TheAlexBakerShow
9d               
10
2
The Mass Deception @MassDeception1
pic.twitter.com/2kk7Y18J5k
10d               
11
23
Corpsegrinder's neck @BlackenedCorpse
ITV are cunts for putting the news on in the middle of Star Wars.
10d               
3
LAIRD MAG THE MIGHTY @Brad_Hipperson
@NobodygetsoutJ @TheSpringParty feels
10d in reply to NobodygetsoutJ               
1
trutherbot @trutherbot
No kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say the kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. When you return ask where your child is.
10d               
511
501
MC WOODWARD @samyfist
@Brad_Hipperson @TheSamCopter pic.twitter.com/POnbVRF8w9
10d in reply to Brad_Hipperson               
1
Jessica Walsh @jessiwally
I've bagged myself a gentleman and it's kinda fab
10d               
6
smeg @meghan_armitage
how is this in any way LAD related??? pic.twitter.com/IxjgVrUKGZ
10d               
3
Gizmodo @Gizmodo
SeaWorld hopes you forget about 'Blackfish' with shiny new tanks gizmo.do/EwEfrc6 pic.twitter.com/AsXI0g8jiV
10d               
83
136
Steamy Honeybrew @SimonHoneydew
Could this be the proof we've been searching for all these years? Could man be descended from animes @RichardDawkins pic.twitter.com/UB6V1XTpFL
10d               
393
212
JMarie Ⓥ @JMCappiello
If the oceans die, we die. #Truth pic.twitter.com/fA3DV7cLgj
10d               
39
37
♡ Abi ♡ @Abaegail_
Getting the bus home bc if I spend anymore time with my mum I will headbutt her
10d               
2
SMarysol @SMarysol321
#SeaWorld: Bigger tanks will not reduce #Blackfish misery. #EmptyTheTanks pic.twitter.com/6OjNyfYt8C
10d               
35
64
sips @Sips_
duncan is gonna have a donut too pic.twitter.com/I6fMyoILAu
10d               
813
147
Cyanide & Happiness @C_and_H
pic.twitter.com/4UPM1QcHGb
10d               
634
523
Jack Howard @JackHoward
@DeanDobbs any day of the week
11d in reply to DeanDobbs               
172
12
Dean Dobbs @DeanDobbs
@JackHoward But you'll stomp on them yeah?
11d in reply to JackHoward               
147
18
jarhead @psychedelichoe
@DeanDobbs classic
11d in reply to DeanDobbs               
2
Jack Howard @JackHoward
@DeanDobbs I'm not gonna fuck one of those ones.
11d in reply to DeanDobbs               
308
70
Bury Tomorrow @burytomorrow
It is true.“@c0mmanderw0lffe: Unseen picture of @burytomorrow pic.twitter.com/sVRCspBHIQ
11d in reply to c0mmanderw0lffe               
34
16
MC WOODWARD @samyfist
LVG's first loosing half time team talk. Cocks. Will. Be. Ripped. Off.
11d               
1
Wake Up America @WakeUp__America
All police officers should have these pic.twitter.com/RexZLc1UYm
11d               
2,024
2,341
SciencePorn @RealSciencePorn
Don't believe everything you think or know. pic.twitter.com/T47PTArCPC
11d               
124
152
trutherbot @trutherbot
They only call it class war when the victimized class starts fighting back.
11d               
75
69
My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory
"Was getting road head and came to a stoplight, guy in the other car saw and yelled,"THIS COULD BE US BUT YOU PLAYIN" at his girlfriend" -HY
11d               
8,914
3,836
trutherbot @trutherbot
pic.twitter.com/Dkz5e1ghtL
11d               
140
146
TheLADBible @TheLadBible
Every lad knows... pic.twitter.com/jl8DMMpzaq
11d               
4,380
3,473
trutherbot @trutherbot
#Ferguson police officer who fatally shot #MichaelBrown identified: cbsnews.com/news/darren-wi…
11d               
51
75
Gizmodo @Gizmodo
Microsoft thought about renaming Internet Explorer to escape its bad rep gizmo.do/JzoPxrR pic.twitter.com/6LKTowiJIN
12d               
78
105
LAIRD MAG THE MIGHTY @Brad_Hipperson
@laurenelz_ hey man, I got a U in my strongest subject today, here's a manatee, you can do it pic.twitter.com/zD10dKAFg5
12d in reply to laurenelz_               
2
LAIRD MAG THE MIGHTY @Brad_Hipperson
@NobodygetsoutJ @BrenchleyHannah mom, dad, stop:(
12d in reply to NobodygetsoutJ               
3
1
SMarysol @SMarysol321
What #SeaWorld doesn't want you to see. #Blackfish pic.twitter.com/61c1NH7Cpf
12d               
2
8
♡ Abi ♡ @Abaegail_
That and blowing up a deodorant can in the fire, that was fucking sick
12d               
4
1
LSD Cats @Isdcats
pic.twitter.com/wx0HiRgYKx
12d               
339
341
♡ Abi ♡ @Abaegail_
NobodygetsoutJ one of the greatest ppl I know tbh luv u ur funny as fuck
12d               
1
Aeronaut @SapienceSecular
I could do with a cig because I'm pretty stressed
12d               
1
Mudate it! Ⓥ @mud8it
Today was totally worth it cojones! @hat_films @alsmiffy @djh3max @trottimus pic.twitter.com/ZEQzqZIGsj
12d               
113
7
♡ Abi ♡ @Abaegail_
Fave 4 indirect ✨
12d               
17
James McMahon @jamesjammcmahon
Love The Guardian, but think it's a bit fucking vile putting the boot into print media when they're pissing trust money on stupid polls
12d               
6
2
Jim'll Paint It @Jimllpaintit
Rosie and Jim on The Old Ragdoll being hijacked by Somali pirates as requested by Jane Sayer pic.twitter.com/ancu63zYhh
12d               
898
1,576
♡ Abi ♡ @Abaegail_
Just found an empty baggy in the pocket of my onesie, thanks boys. 👍
12d               
3
Tasty Pastry Treat @JackandSons143
Hail our great 'seigneur et sauveur' Jesuis Christ.
12d               
1
♡ Abi ♡ @Abaegail_
Last night jack decided to light a cig after we'd shut the tent up for the night so we all couldn't breath and it was hazy as fck 😂😂
13d               
3
1
Dutch Proverb @duuuuutch
Great gaps may be filled with small stones.
13d               
1
1
Me Vs Hero @mevshero
@HevyFest go'ers. Come see us this Saturday at 16.30 on the main stage #TERRYCREWS DEMANDS IT!!!! #poppunk pic.twitter.com/i8hvfIEl9s
13d in reply to HevyFest               
2
Jarrett @JarrettRickman
Pendulum and Nero over Arctic Monkeys any day
13d               
2
trutherbot @trutherbot
pic.twitter.com/Rbi35tJkir
13d               
173
191
♡ Abi ♡ @Abaegail_
Dancing in the woods to 80s music at 1 in the morning with my favourite fkn people on the planet is the loveliest way to spend a night ✨🍻
13d               
1
Mike Bravo @TMB_whiskey
@NobodygetsoutJ @trutherbot well, this isn't the UK, we don't want a nanny state gov. We prefer liberty. U enjoy bein a subject tho.
13d in reply to NobodygetsoutJ               
1
Gabby Moore @gaabbymoore
That bloody frog lantern pic.twitter.com/FaKaWQnp4v
13d               
2
1
Harvinder Singh Gill @Harvinder_S_Gil
Bare love to @tescomobile for the back 😭😭 #fuckothernetworks pic.twitter.com/e6JAlIsRmS
13d               
3,292
3,694
Greenpeace @Greenpeace
The #Arctic Greenland shark has a potential lifespan of 200 years > grnpc.org/Ig0Jy #SaveTheArctic #SharkWeek pic.twitter.com/bexrLGH9hK
14d               
113
150
Kumi Naidoo @kuminaidoo
#Exxon Starts ‘Most Controversial Oil Rig in the World” shar.es/1nsWJ4 @EcoWatch @savethearctic #arctic pic.twitter.com/SSmDW5WULd
14d               
13
47
Hat Films @hat_films
We've just hit 700,000 subscribers! Thank you all so so much. What better way to celebrate than at Gamescom today, Bring it on!
14d               
497
94
Jordan Maron @CaptainSparklez
If it's possible to get that all for cheaper then oh well. I've never bought that stuff before, was always my mom :3 I am an adult
14d               
950
119
trutherbot @trutherbot
pic.twitter.com/vSOEmjVlxQ
14d               
175
179
LAIRD MAG THE MIGHTY @Brad_Hipperson
*Insert bass solo here*
14d               
2
SciencePorn @RealSciencePorn
Even with income, education, and other correlates controlled, intelligent people drink more alcohol.
14d               
53
51
LAIRD MAG THE MIGHTY @Brad_Hipperson
Just give me a small holding somewhere in some tiny rural community, somewhere I can enjoy prehistoric communism
15d               
1
Alex Smith @alsmiffy
This is rather nice pic.twitter.com/aPZsxboLdJ
15d               
360
42
Ramona Flowers @WhileKathSleeps
It's 29 degrees and I'm loving life
15d               
1
Extinction Symbol @extinctsymbol
The Philippines, one of the most biodiverse regions on Earth, is currently undergoing 'mega deforestation' news.mongabay.com/2014/0731-gfrn…
15d               
11
49
katherine @CtrlAltJ
@NobodygetsoutJ spot on
15d in reply to NobodygetsoutJ               
1
trutherbot @trutherbot
What's wrong with releasing massive amounts of aluminum into the sky? Come on guys, every one is doing it. #Chemtrails
15d               
82
58
katherine @CtrlAltJ
Jack understands me
15d               
1
sophie @2007BRITNEY_
RIP IN PEACE MICHAEL JACKSON :( BEST ACTRESS EVER :(
15d               
4
3
mols @molliellen
can't cope with Kell on group chat 😂
15d               
1
1
clo @wavvxs
:) pic.twitter.com/tzuhKwbGMs
15d               
14
2
Funny Vines @BestVinesEver
Real homies don't snitch on eachother vine.co/v/MEVam0HPVYJ
15d               
1,150
1,106
fronz @systemofabecky
till everyone is singing LA, LA LA LA
15d               
3
Gizmodo @Gizmodo
This canal in the Netherlands will soon be a water-purifying wave pool gizmo.do/rYeJRfE pic.twitter.com/dulo3wUiIq
15d               
69
68
trutherbot @trutherbot
Sunlight: The natural antidepressant
15d               
222
230
Gizmodo @Gizmodo
A farmer's terrifying DIY guard-bot scares off bears with 25,000 volts gizmo.do/gK7uP41 pic.twitter.com/SXdLov1ivk
15d               
30
35
Lucia Neirotti @lucia_elena99
Watching @JackHoward and @DeanDobbs live for the first time was incredible 😭 pic.twitter.com/4nsNMBzboJ
15d               
292
20
Hat Films @hat_films
Done at the theme park! Off to check out the new CoD game soon. #RoadToGamescom pic.twitter.com/yxFgZKgcTP
15d               
376
53
Chris Trott @trottimus
Going on rollercoasters will sort my back issues I know it
15d               
301
35
JaackMaate @JaackMaate
I just found an old bank account I forgot I had, and it has a couple of hundred quid in it - if there is a God, he works at Barclays.
16d               
167
33
Jordan Maron @CaptainSparklez
I just turned 22 and a half. I am now a big boy.
16d               
1,647
246
trutherbot @trutherbot
pic.twitter.com/SgvoNIq59M
16d               
408
324
Jack @Jaack0_0Haarris
@NobodygetsoutJ yah man I'm coming
16d in reply to NobodygetsoutJ               
1
SciencePorn @RealSciencePorn
Take advantage of power outages. It's the best possible time to get a good look at the night sky.
16d               
69
62
VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish
"The weather can't make its mind up today"
16d               
1,558
1,781
Anti-Joke Cat @AntiJokeCat
Why did the pony have a sore throat?

Because of a bacterial infection.
16d               
189
204
♡ Abi ♡ @Abaegail_
Only got drunk twice these holidays wtp
16d               
1
1
Gizmodo @Gizmodo
First Satellite To Capture High-Res Public Images Is Ready for Launch: gizmo.do/aC6VukF pic.twitter.com/u6gVs945CG
16d               
82
146
LAIRD MAG THE MIGHTY @Brad_Hipperson
@DaleHipperson JUICE FROM SONS OF ANARCHY IS IN CLOVERFIELD?!
17d in reply to DaleHipperson               
1
Jack Howard @JackHoward
I'm on the comedy panel in the panorama room!! #SitC2014
18d               
359
27
The Mother Fucker @JakeLeDawg
RT if u have faith in The Lord and saviour, God x x
18d               
2
1
BLACK SAILS CLOTHING @BlackSailsUK
Hands up if you're stoked for new Slipknot!
18d               
25
8
trutherbot @trutherbot
pic.twitter.com/gdf3KKIhuQ
18d               
347
346
♡ Abi ♡ @Abaegail_
Sometimes things just don't work out the way you want them too
18d               
1
katherine @CtrlAltJ
@NobodygetsoutJ you're pure brilliance
18d in reply to NobodygetsoutJ               
1
James McMahon @jamesjammcmahon
Guess who's just got on a three hour train journey and forgot their laptop charger, their Kindle charger and their headphones? GUESS
18d               
14
2
Brick Tamland @BrickCh4News
60% of the time, it works every time. pic.twitter.com/sWVj8t1CQV
18d               
1,610
1,515
katherine @CtrlAltJ
@NobodygetsoutJ I thoroughly enjoyed that picture
18d in reply to NobodygetsoutJ               
1
New Scientist @newscientist
We're getting closer to aping the human brain with a million digital neurons ow.ly/A6xhh
18d               
49
50
Modern Toss @ModernToss
Unfortunate bush placement in front of billboard seen in Brighton this morning. Or does it add to the drama? pic.twitter.com/UcvdbdQN14
19d               
1,121
1,687
Thomas Searle @TomArchitects
It's truly disturbing how religion can turn humans, who I assume are born rational and empathetic, into monsters. We're such a crap species.
19d               
121
116
Me Vs Hero @mevshero
@bentheDUck94: Jamming @mevshero makes me happy. Not a single bad song amongst their discography.” Hear that guys?! Not a single bad song!
19d in reply to bentheDUck94               
3
1
katherine @CtrlAltJ
@NobodygetsoutJ I fear for the world
19d in reply to NobodygetsoutJ               
1
jack horsfield @jackhorsfield1
These two days better hurry the fuck up. I wanna see you.
19d               
2
crayg williams @craygterraform
GROOVE; This word has evolved from its original meaning in jazz slang as a sexual euphemism.

I'm totally okay with overusing this word.
19d               
9
3
Tasty Pastry Treat @JackandSons143
Always eat yogurt before sex, guys.
19d               
1
Tasty Pastry Treat @JackandSons143
Why do people put 'depression' or 'anxiety' in their bios as if it's a quirky fucking personality trait?
19d               
1
trutherbot @trutherbot
pic.twitter.com/9Goafo18wk
19d               
245
232
Ramona Flowers @WhileKathSleeps
@NobodygetsoutJ @laurenelz_ challenge accepted
19d in reply to NobodygetsoutJ               
1
Nappa @DBZNappa
@NobodygetsoutJ WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND?!
19d in reply to NobodygetsoutJ               
1
1
LAIRD MAG THE MIGHTY @Brad_Hipperson
@laurenelz_ more like Kathychinz lol
19d in reply to laurenelz_               
3
jarhead @psychedelichoe
@laurenelz_ I remember finding a blackberry at a park and destroying it cos it's so bad
19d in reply to laurenelz_               
1
The Mother Fucker @JakeLeDawg
Whenever I see someone walk past, the first thing I look at is the booty, I can't help it though Ffs
19d               
13
8
Bury Tomorrow @burytomorrow
We'll be announcing a tour tomorrow.. #teamBT #RUNES
19d               
56
23
katherine @CtrlAltJ
Smokes weed once, retweets the Stoner Nation twitter account for the rest of eternity
19d               
11
4
trutherbot @trutherbot
Nikola Tesla was without question a genius. He spoke eight languages. He could memorize entire books and recite them at will.
20d               
214
123
trutherbot @trutherbot
pic.twitter.com/fO6usWWvvF
20d               
168
159
SciencePorn @RealSciencePorn
The average human adult is made up of around 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (7 octillion) atoms.
20d               
58
50
Rou Reynolds @RouReynolds
Tonight's one of them nights where I lie in bed with 100 musical ideas streaming through my head. Too tired to get up & document 'em tho...
20d               
81
9
anti joke apple @antijokeapple
I love being Bi-polar. It sucks.
20d               
1,564
956
sips @Sips_
welp, no more hot tunes on twitch i guess :(
20d               
252
39
LAIRD MAG THE MIGHTY @Brad_Hipperson
@NobodygetsoutJ Socialists are so weak, better than Capitalists but Springerism is the way forward
20d in reply to NobodygetsoutJ               
1
1
LAIRD MAG THE MIGHTY @Brad_Hipperson
@NobodygetsoutJ *goes to the gym but complains about his office job*
20d in reply to NobodygetsoutJ               
1
lame @laurenelz_
captain cabinets trapped in cabinets
20d               
1
1
☹Swanker Danker☹ @MyGun_YourHe4d
SLIPKNOT ARE GONNA DO A NORTH AMERICA TOUR AFTER THE RELEASE OF THE ALBUM
20d               
2
Ramona Flowers @WhileKathSleeps
There will be so many parities next week and I bet I'll miss out on at least half of them
20d               
1
Unparalleled Height @UPH_Official
If we were to do an old school metal cover (Metallica, Megadeth, Pantera, Iron Maiden) what song would you want to see us do?
20d               
13
1
CloseSeaWorld @CloseSeaWorld
Op-Ed: Orca Network recounts Lolita's story at Superpod Three Special - DigitalJournal.com... bit.ly/1ogixFA #EmptyTheTanks
20d               
1
1
Wake Up America @WakeUp__America
Real life Pac-Man pic.twitter.com/z66G3y1wSi
20d               
1,011
835
Ramona Flowers @WhileKathSleeps
@hannmobbs: I honestly love this girl 👌 pic.twitter.com/sDu0ijeUMY” just seen this aww love you too😘
20d in reply to hannmobbs               
1
TheLADBible @TheLadBible
Everyone is guilty of this... pic.twitter.com/2EebrqOnWs
20d               
1,968
2,010
Tesco Mobile @tescomobile
@George_pudd Hi, we were wondering, did you have to photobomb to get in your DP or are you just Captain friendzone?
21d in reply to George_pudd               
7,915
10,531
noel fielding @noelfielding11
Second episode of luxury 2 tomorrow at 10 x pic.twitter.com/hlZpTYpwtB
21d               
876
288
trutherbot @trutherbot
Aspartame/Nutrasweet's 40% Aspartic Acid is an "excitotoxin" in the brain and excites neurons to death, i.e. it kills brain cells.
22d               
58
71
For remarks, suggestions and complaints, you can contact us at: info@twopcharts.com. On Twitter you can find us here: @gl_twop_1000