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last of our kindBe(lie)ve2012-05-18
@NobodygetsoutJ703 days
We don't choose the life we live. We have it thrown upon us by the idiots that rule the world. @TheSpringParty
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Ali Spagnola @alispagnola
HAS ANYONE MADE AN EASTER GRASS JOKE YET?! #420
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Franccesca De Struct @FDeStruct
Sunday blues xoxox pic.twitter.com/ldUgm3aOlB
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Hannahh @BrenchleyHannah
🐩- you're a twat and I hate you, go get hit by train. You suck so much I can feel you being lame from here omg wtf are you die. 😑
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Sin City @WhileKathSleeps
Guys this is getting out of hand now pic.twitter.com/i7fGW4kn3F
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Manly Sea Eagles @manlyseaeagles
TRYTIME!!! FOZ with the dummy and over. Wait… we’re going upstairs...
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Jesus @thegr3yape
While She Sleeps - False Freedom
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EmberToTrivium @EmberToTrivium
My new drawing of @matthewkheafy! @TriviumOfficial pic.twitter.com/vD39Nwi1hs
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Hannahh @BrenchleyHannah
"where you from? "
"Halifax"
"isn't that a bank?"
-_-
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noel fielding @noelfielding11
Please mummy I've had enough x pic.twitter.com/DXRMS9TKqm
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SuicideGirls @SuicideGirls
Echosum Suicide is adorable with pink hair. suicidegirls.com/join pic.twitter.com/31vsvk1GQF
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SuicideGirls @SuicideGirls
Acacia Suicide's black hair looks great with yellow lingerie. suicidegirls.com/join pic.twitter.com/kSJp890l9X
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Jeremy Spencer @drumsfromhell
Got my Canadian gold plaque for Way Of The Fist today! Thx to everyone who bought it! What an honor! pic.twitter.com/SMMJZJJ385
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lame @laurenelz_
please do not be surprised tomorrow when I rock up to rvhs in my birthday suit because I have 0 clothes
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Strychnia @Strychnia
Just made a trip to #BestBuy... As you can see I'll be rotting in my #ManCave for a few weeks!!! :) pic.twitter.com/j3j7gqwmZp
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trutherbot @trutherbot
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smeg @meghan_armitage
cannot wait for friday cos no college for 2 whole weeks praise the lord
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Jakeyy @makejarshall
Street signs, so many street signs, pass me by every night
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I DIVIDE @Idivideband
Amazing picture by @di_shady. Nice one dude! pic.twitter.com/5qSLXc3RxF
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♡ Abi ♡ @p0p_sPunk
Mood: pic.twitter.com/1puW0n7vvU
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Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson
A word of warning if you're going somewhere this afternoon . It appears to be National Shit Drivers' Day.
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Jeff Spicoli @SeniorSkipDay
"@NoGuyLikeBrian: Everything positive,
has something
negative to it."

Take HIV for example
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Jeff Spicoli @SeniorSkipDay
I always wonder how common, common sense is
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paige @_paigewhiteley
Lauren's account has been suspended for ages fml😶😶
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☹Swanker Danker☹ @MyGun_YourHe4d
Fave this and I'll DM you. 🌞
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Wake Up America @WakeUp__America
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Epitaph Records @epitaphrecords
We dig RT @MaydayMarion: Check my new drawing and tell me what do you think about it ! #parkwaydrive @parkwayofficial pic.twitter.com/aktlXodAiQ
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Illuminated Slave @LuminatedSlave
Warren Buffett on Class Warfare pic.twitter.com/roANoA1AAm
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SciencePorn @SciencePorn
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Hannahh @BrenchleyHannah
Completely hooked on sons of anarchy
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Sofi @sophie_cox97
@NobodygetsoutJ @SapienceSecular EVERYBODY'S WELCOME. apart from niall he annoys me
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Scarecrow @Tylaisonfire
I am Loki! Of Asgard! I am burdened with glorious purpose.
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EM☹TI☹NAL $HAWTY @drxglord
fishnets n lipstick pic.twitter.com/2eqEYxxUDt
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Hannahh @BrenchleyHannah
If I rang you last night I apologise
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♡ Abi ♡ @p0p_sPunk
Hannah was throwing up so being the top friends we are me and Ellen filmed it hahahaha
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trutherbot @trutherbot
Save a life, run a Tor exit node.
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fronz @systemofabecky
This weekend has gone way too fast
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Josh Gilbert @Josh_Gilbert
F**k punctuation
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katherine @CtrlAltJ
Me currently: pic.twitter.com/Btd9o1LecF
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katherine @CtrlAltJ
Three in the morning Pink Floyd jams
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BIRTHDAY NIGGA @Gnarwolvz
It's just kind of like I've lost a whole 6 months of my life and a whole person which sucks a little
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SciencePorn @SciencePorn
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Thomas Searle @TomArchitects
Thank you Krakow, I felt like I'd won the lottery on stage today.
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Ben Barlow @_tomcrowley
u know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying "I just find it funny how" bc there's a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny
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trutherbot @trutherbot
Do you ever wonder why the Fed and other central banks do what they do? Research #Agenda21 and open your eyes.
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Gee @RaeGeorgie
Ears are ringing
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joe @physcedelicyob
i get some of these yr 11 jokes now
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nanobii @imnanobii
go to some underground forest raves and count the amounts of photos being taken
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nanobii @imnanobii
BUT it's not really a problem if you look beyond the go-and-get-drunk festivals
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katherine @CtrlAltJ
The solo in November Rain is metaphorically all I need in life
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Kaine @LoveAndMeth
Ordered a Killswitch hoodie tonight so hopefully it won't take long to arrive
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smeg @meghan_armitage
this rain is hevaaaaaayyyyy
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Dr. Gandhi Obama @SapienceSecular
I love the sigh if relief when I realise I'm over people
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Greenpeace UK @GreenpeaceUK
Britain's first fracking village wants to quit fossil fuels. Let's help them: backbalcombe.org
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Laird Hipperson-Race @Brad_Hipperson
@trutherbot: pic.twitter.com/mqWk1Vq2kW@flynnmee15 @molliellen
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The Spring Party @TheSpringParty
Chapter 4 (Education) is nearly finished already, safe to say we're more proactive than those two muppets #LBCdebate
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Brian Heafy @BrianHeafy
@GuitarWorld Reviews the @matthewkheafy MKH signature @gibsonguitar @Epiphone LesPaul Custom 7 epiphone.com/News/Features/… pic.twitter.com/cnwAFoE79g
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Marijuana Posts™ @MarijuanaPosts
That's the Motto pic.twitter.com/1mj0YGeIBP
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Sin City @WhileKathSleeps
£&@ you're hilarious!! Can talk to you about everything and anything! You're just like my big brother, you deserve to be happy forever
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Laura Warwick @laurawarwick
Spiderpig spiderpig does whatever a spiderpig does, can he swing from a web, no he can’t he’s a pig, look out he is a spider pig
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trutherbot @trutherbot
Researchers in Spain have confirmed that THC, an active compound in marijuana, kills brain-tumor cells in human subjects.
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bethany @TVD_Beth
I just want to sleep for a few days
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Tek-One @Tek_One
One of my best friends just saw a guy on Tinder in a Tek-One shirt. I told her suck that guy's dick immediately, he's clearly a legend.
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Synyster Gates. @Sxnyster
MEET MY DEDICATION, INSPIRATION.
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Qasim @_QasimReza_
I want to venture out in to Europe for all these metal festivals going on in the summer.
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Qasim @_QasimReza_
Vocalists that have a really shit stage presence. Please stop.
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Hayleigh Pepper. @VelvetThorns
Trainspotting tho
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God @Chizerz
Poop backwards is poop
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♡ Abi ♡ @p0p_sPunk
Can't even bloody spell statistics let alone pass an exam on it
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UberFacts @UberFacts
The number of Chinese killed by the Japanese during WW2 is greater than the number of Jews killed in the Holocaust.
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♡ Abi ♡ @p0p_sPunk
HISTOGRAMS CAN SUCK A FUCK
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Skin Back Alley @skinbackalley
One of the most influential metal albums of our lives turns 20! Killer cover, @Revolvermag! @Pantera #FarBeyondDriven pic.twitter.com/3RrCu2S5EW
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pey @kurtcoobain
avril lavigne is older than adele

can we take a minute to let that sink in
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noel fielding @noelfielding11
everybody was Kung Fu fighting x
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SUCK MY FUCK @s0rry_n0t_s0rry
This is literally what I do 😁 pic.twitter.com/fv4c8ZVNWO
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Kee @keejadel
Christening doooo pic.twitter.com/zepJe0TOnN
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mols @molliellen
I cannot describe how much I don't wanna get out of my bed, it's too comfortable
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SciencePorn @SciencePorn
Because, physics. pic.twitter.com/qZWHC2TQLA
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Daryl Dixon @xWalkingUndeadx
That walker has good Defense pic.twitter.com/fWtBg6rYAl
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Danyal Hussain @Sidi_Danyal
And now I look outside and theyve woke up the whole fucking steet typical fucking pakis
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Danyal Hussain @Sidi_Danyal
@NobodygetsoutJ yh raped sure I saw them argueing for 10 minz outside my window and it was a 2 guys I doubt its rape
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Danyal Hussain @Sidi_Danyal
@NobodygetsoutJ he fucking drunk then coz he is having a fight with a guy and can hear em swearing
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Marijuana Posts™ @MarijuanaPosts
Staring at your phone for 20 minutes just to make sure the text you're sending makes sense
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Lethal I @isaacheron
I hardly have any blonde left in my hair, might need to re dye it
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Ali Spagnola @alispagnola
Feel bad for people having to watch me eat this popcorn in public. It's getting grotesque. Aaaand just ate a kernel that fell in my sleeve.
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Stingray Affliction @ughswer
chilling in bed x pic.twitter.com/Yfrm3tuAd4
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God @Chizerz
Hancock would be the kind of superhero id be #asshole #butyoucantcallmedatshit
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Lethal I @isaacheron
My dad's waking me up at 8 o'clock, lol ain't happening, think again
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Lovely Lady Lumps @LoveIyLadyLumps
Meanwhile in Australia... pic.twitter.com/mtVusCsQF0
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Dr. Gandhi Obama @SapienceSecular
@SomeGingerFella @NobodygetsoutJ I don't wanna kill a chimp :( I'd pick A seen as I'd gladly kill the Boy Scout
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Sam Noble @samyfist
I'll off myself before I hear Liverpool fans with Yorkshire accents talking about the legendary SAS who haven't even been past Watford Gap.
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Charlie @SanzCar
I see our mothers filled with tears, grew up so fast where did those years go? Memories wont let you cry unless I don't return tonight.
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Charlie @SanzCar
Fight for honor, fight for your life. Pray to God that our side is right. Even though we won, I still may lose, until I make it home to you
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Adam Savage @SavWSS
Anyone else think cows look bad ass? pic.twitter.com/Z99HS7lOtw
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Dan @lufc_dan
Mad how linking arms and chanting on deal or no deal improves the probability of a good box
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rachel @bellbags
grating cheese is so fun when i grow up i want to be a cheese grater
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TheLADBible @TheLadBible
DadLAD pic.twitter.com/4QCaKsMTHM
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mols @molliellen
"You know what they call me back at the ranch? A BREEDING BULL"
"What's that?"
"You gonna find out"
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mols @molliellen
someone just crashed into the back of my dads car and now my neck really hurts 😭
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Dr. Gandhi Obama @SapienceSecular
I want the rapture to happen so the apocalypse starts and we all get to do naughty things like throw flaming rabbits at cannibals...
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Sam Noble @samyfist
She is fiiiiit
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Sam Noble @samyfist
Joe tagged me in a comment with his sister. Big mistake boyo.
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The Expherience @Expherience
What does school really teach children? pic.twitter.com/F2QWyvfEdp
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BadTasteQuotes @BadTasteQuotes
It's good but it's not right.

- Roy Walker after being asked what sex was like with his daughter.
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Jakeyy @makejarshall
Zzzonked
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Jarrett @JarrettRickman
Love at war
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Bill Gates @BillKingGates
She asked me what's my favorite position.

I replied "CEO"

#King
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Dr. Gandhi Obama @SapienceSecular
Der a ghost in meh room pic.twitter.com/IHCj50BHFj
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J0sh @_JoshYh
Yeah pic.twitter.com/vbmwQubc7D
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BadTasteQuotes @BadTasteQuotes
First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, & now Oscar Pistorius. I think we should start telling our athletes "Don't Do It"

- Nike executive
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BIRTHDAY NIGGA @Gnarwolvz
Meet my father, straight as fook pic.twitter.com/ZNGmmxVFlD
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mols @molliellen
@NobodygetsoutJ what do you want? 😒😂
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Ali Spagnola @alispagnola
Guys, if you enjoyed this tweet please go onto Twitter and give it a one star review.
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Synyster Gates. @Sxnyster
Shepherd of Fire has become my favourite song and is easily the best song off of Hail to the King. What a perfectly executed song.
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Dr. Gandhi Obama @SapienceSecular
Herbal essences forever making my parents think I'm watching porn
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SciencePorn @SciencePorn
pic.twitter.com/nKRO9iNFUD
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♡ Abi ♡ @p0p_sPunk
@samyfist everyone bums off Ja'mie now and it's like ffs u don't even know what she's from
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♡ Abi ♡ @p0p_sPunk
@samyfist yeah I have it's not as good as summer heights high thats the best one Chris Lilley has done
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Sam Noble @samyfist
Bet none of you mudafukas have even seen Summer Heights High
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BIRTHDAY NIGGA @Gnarwolvz
I have fans 👏 pic.twitter.com/qxu6g8argm
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Hannahh @BrenchleyHannah
What Will just tweeted is the most adorable thing ever omg
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Jimson @JimmyFarmer69
Except Karl... I fucking hate Karl #KillKarl
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Connor @Con_The_Human
Wish mods were still around so I could constantly wear suits and shit and ride a vespa and not look a spaz doing it
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VANNA @VannaBoston
Keep getting asked what our new record will sound like. Kinda like if Ryan Gosling reblogged a butt pic while eating pizza with his dog.
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JaackMaate @JaackMaate
Hate when you drop biscuits in your tea :( pic.twitter.com/MWXcInbzhv
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Kaine @LoveAndMeth
Watching through the never
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Jess @downbutnotjess
I laughed way more than I should have 😂 pic.twitter.com/HohoFWD2yq
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Wake Up America @WakeUp__America
When your parents get on your ass about getting a job. pic.twitter.com/AZ21KKSob5
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Laird Hipperson-Race @Brad_Hipperson
@molliellen @NobodygetsoutJ 😷
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mols @molliellen
@Brad_Hipperson 's mum's cream egg trick is 👌
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Tipperson @twebow
@LordMinion777 SURPRISE MOTHATRUCKA! #Outlast pic.twitter.com/tXbitfK1J3
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☹Swanker Danker☹ @MyGun_YourHe4d
I cannot stop laughing at myself omg
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Stoner Nation @ThaStonerNation
Problem solved. pic.twitter.com/6DuuEt7WAy
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☹Swanker Danker☹ @MyGun_YourHe4d
vine.co/v/Mh5Qr23HVDe
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☹Swanker Danker☹ @MyGun_YourHe4d
Here you guys go vine.co/v/Mh5UwhOKtaB
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British Logic @BritishLogic
It's 2014 and we still don't know the way to Amarillo.
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Hannahh @BrenchleyHannah
Jack just completely took over me spamming him and he's demolishing me with snapchats
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The Spring Party @TheSpringParty
Independence, we're due to be on Radio 1 at 9 o'clock in three weeks time so if you've got a minute, give us a listen!
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Sin City @WhileKathSleeps
@NobodygetsoutJ I actually do you all make me look like your ten year old cousin or something
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Dr. Gandhi Obama @SapienceSecular
I stayed up pretty late last night and woke up after school finished
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CuntsWatching @CuntsWatching
Yes, thats correct. Its a little less common than milk as they require written consent from both parents of the cow. pic.twitter.com/uyBAWclkNP
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mols @molliellen
do I wear my Russell Howard T Shirt to make @NobodygetsoutJ jelly? I think so 😏
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Sam Noble @samyfist
@NobodygetsoutJ open the window it's cold put here
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Sam Noble @samyfist
Just remembered that last night I got a nice close up of Jack B's shrink on. Ohhh yeeeaaah
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anti joke apple @antijokeapple
Past, Present and Future walked into a bar. It was tense.
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SUCK MY FUCK @s0rry_n0t_s0rry
Always shit myself when coming down comes on when I'm listening to music because it's silence then a scream and a gunshot
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mols @molliellen
so @russellhoward was absolutely awesome!! Cried laughing nearly all the way through, gutted we missed the train though
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Gee @RaeGeorgie
It feels like its on fire , painful :(
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Gee @RaeGeorgie
Wow just spilt hot water all over my hand :(
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She Ratchet @SheeeRatchet
my life pic.twitter.com/ePklRUS5ty
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rachel @bellbags
i hiccuped and burped at the same time aw how flattering
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♡ Abi ♡ @p0p_sPunk
Hannah had to borrow my bra yesterday bc her mum gave her £20 to buy a bra with and she spent it on alcohol 😂😂😂😂
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♡ Abi ♡ @p0p_sPunk
@NobodygetsoutJ @Con_The_Human it was Hannah's but she'd already drank too much of it hahaha
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♡ Abi ♡ @p0p_sPunk
My plan last night was to make some new friends then I just ended up sitting with Jack all night hahahah oh well
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♡ Abi ♡ @p0p_sPunk
Started telling my mum the truth and it's so much better than lying all the time
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Dr. Gandhi Obama @SapienceSecular
I wanna skate n get high
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Sin City @WhileKathSleeps
I have two massive burn marks on my stomach, this isn't cool they are very sore
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will ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) @Ughpoppunk
I can feel my towns local pack of emo's staring at me for wearing Drop Dead lmao
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Glamour of the Kill @GOTK
Leeds, we're back in God's country. We want to hear those Yorkshire chants tonight! fb.me/3caG80kSt
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Sin City @WhileKathSleeps
Lauren's cat and Jack's cat were Facetiming each other last night pic.twitter.com/s2vAopQjOe
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will ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) @Ughpoppunk
I just emptied out my backpack for the first time in several months and pic.twitter.com/HzWV8UYJUQ
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mols @molliellen
@NobodygetsoutJ ye
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mols @molliellen
@NobodygetsoutJ you know it 😏
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mols @molliellen
@NobodygetsoutJ don't man 😢
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Hannahh @BrenchleyHannah
@Jaack0_0Haarris you burnt me with a cig you twat!!
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Hannahh @BrenchleyHannah
@NobodygetsoutJ @Podfrey @HarveyDuffy1 @Jaack0_0Haarris fuck you Connor
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Harvey @HarveyDuffy1
@NobodygetsoutJ @BrenchleyHannah @Podfrey @Jaack0_0Haarris jack please stop!!!
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Hannahh @BrenchleyHannah
@NobodygetsoutJ fuck off jack.
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Hannahh @BrenchleyHannah
@NobodygetsoutJ @Podfrey @HarveyDuffy1 @Jaack0_0Haarris ffs! I just got rid of the fucking salol
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Kenneth @Podfrey
So while you guys were getting drunk last night, I watched Casualty. Fucking quality.
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Beez @Beez_says
You know when you wake up and you're still drunk? Strong look, right? #pain
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Harvey @HarveyDuffy1
@NobodygetsoutJ I'm probably gonna go die now
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Dr. Gandhi Obama @SapienceSecular
When jack told me what attempts happened last night I almost broke down in tears but then when he told me the other thing I died of laughter
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mols @molliellen
I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE @russellhoward TONIGHT 🙈💕 pic.twitter.com/1jGM689Ilr
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lame @laurenelz_
Do I put takumi on kaths face for the #lols ??
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♡ Abi ♡ @p0p_sPunk
Had a lovely heart to heart with Jack last night. Thanks for everything @NobodygetsoutJ ur great lad
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SUCK MY FUCK @s0rry_n0t_s0rry
🍻cheers to getting nowhere with my life in the future
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Jimson @JimmyFarmer69
Ive just snapped my low E string and dont have a spare -_-
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EM☹TI☹NAL $HAWTY @drxglord
want to change my @ but i think fxggot is already taken
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lame @laurenelz_
i made bacon, eggs, beans and toast and im not even hungry
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Dr. Gandhi Obama @SapienceSecular
pic.twitter.com/CxDo8jgk60
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JeromeASF @JeromeASF
On a boat! I love the ocean @xRpMx13 bajancanadian instagram.com/p/lgJC3UE33p/
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EMMA. @Empiternal
ITS MY BIRTHDAY IM 22 WEEEEEEEE
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WHY MY CAT IS SAD @MYSADCAT
My cat is sad because every time a heart breaks somewhere in the world, he can hear it, and it fills him with pain. pic.twitter.com/aSur7YhlPa
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katherine @CtrlAltJ
Hearing my dad shout "fucking wastemen" at my neighbours is the highlight of my 2014
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trutherbot @trutherbot
pic.twitter.com/FXoVTVTn8n
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SUCK MY FUCK @s0rry_n0t_s0rry
Still think Ben Bruce's acoustic version of Someone Somewhere is one of my favourite things ever to listen to
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Dr. Gandhi Obama @SapienceSecular
Road house is an absolutely amazing film, and the family guy episode gets just as good when you've seen it
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Dr. Gandhi Obama @SapienceSecular
I mean come on, every guy wants to be dominated, we may act tough but we wanna be yo bitch when the scenery changes to the bedroom
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Wojtek Wala @MrWala
WE GET IT, YOU WORKOUT, IT FEELS GOOD. SO DOES PLAYING WITH YOURSELF BUT YOU DON'T SEE EVERYONE TWEETING ABOUT IT.
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☹Swanker Danker☹ @MyGun_YourHe4d
MY HEADER 😍
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trutherbot @trutherbot
We are all made of star soot. Merely hydrogen and helium atoms fusing together to make heavier atoms. We are citizens of the cosmos.
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Dr. Gandhi Obama @SapienceSecular
I find it amazing how I know how to make my bud taste like mint, don't usually like to change the taste but sometimes the taste is nice
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Emily @emdizzle93
In bed, alone, watching Jerry Springer #othejoy #beingskintsucks #lonely
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Jimson @JimmyFarmer69
Pretty much pic.twitter.com/7vC4fI48ey
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mols @molliellen
had a lovely free today with @NobodygetsoutJ ☀️
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Marijuana Posts™ @MarijuanaPosts
You know what really grinds my gears?! pic.twitter.com/ljHSqWl8Pi
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Icarus Lives @brandjent
BT BLOCKED MEGASHARE. What the fuck am I going to do now?!
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