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What does the Muslim kid get for Christmas? Blown up.
Whenever I go to the library to study... I mostly end up surfing the internet for a couple hours...
License suspended round 2
"no" - Rosa parks. PLEASE JAY FOR ME
Spend 650 dollars in 3 days holla
"Hey bro wanna come chill at my crib and hit the bong?" *Turns on GTA5 invites friends to Franklins*
"I could shove my fist up that"
Im up before everyone in this house. Even the longshore man.
All my friends suck so I have to hang with bailey
dreams of joining a cat club one day
Why wouldn't JFK make a good boxer? The guy can't even take one shot to the head.
I just want these next three weeks to be over with alreaddyy
My dead granddad once said to me "you need to cutback on the LSD."
Friday at 12:50 I will scream with joy because I will never have to endure that horrible prof again.
Could've sworn my bike just looked like this a month ago!
"Get me some chips, a bar and some of those sweet and power chicken things."
This krokadil is keeping me up
“: God is either God of all or not God at all. Semi-sovereignty is not an option.”
My history class is the equivalent of history of magic in HP
Quarter of a page done now only three and a quarter to go
Best news I've ever gotten
Having such a great time tonight!
I love my hair so much right now. I really dont want to put it up for work.
How absurd is it for a god to become human just to sacrifice himself to himself in order to create a loophole for a rule that he made up?
smoke a joint and calm down then
Really bummed that I blew my motor up tonight but I will be back tomorrow on a borrowed bike thanks to the Future West Kawasaki team 👊✊
“: Letting Jesus take the wheel”
people can't function without religion...well Im doing just fine without it thnx.
is gonna turn into tonight
“: James Franco and Seth Rogen ”
yay no more maverick for Jax.
oh hot damn this is my jam.
don't do it broooo. she's annoyinggg.
I ordered all of them for u
im going to hate my life next semester.
Marijuana has killed 0 people
You guys are fucked doing coke does nothing for you
If you have a and add me (Riileey)
Ask & you shall receive. Another small clip
If u don't have a fat cross in your car you're doing it wrong
Some white cheddar mac n' cheese up in herree
Microsoft, Apple, Facebook, the Web, all computers. Just a few of the products from evil atheists for believers to avoid.
Bmx demo is going off at chilliwack arenacross! Unreal motocross racing, bmx, live music, make sure to head out tomorrow night!
Still favoriting tweets by accident
no Jaxon. Not all Mexicans look alike.
Too excited to ride arenacross tomorrow, feels like Christmas Eve
you were never good what do you mean haha
Well maybe I should just pick up a marijuana and overdose. Will that make you happy? If I just took marijuana and died.
Atheism does not require faith. Only a willingness to examine the evidence and see there is none for a magic man in the sky.
Why did they keep infected but not search?
But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall run, & not be weary; & they shall walk, and not faint.- Isaiah 40:31
I'm not kidding 150 dollars for cod tonight
Seeing police ride around on horses is pretty weird...
"Remember little kitten, YOLNT you only live nine times"
My mom dropped me on my head and was investigated for child abuse when I was a newborn and I'm just hearing all about it now?
Munching on some Chicken Chips.
Watching all these WWII documentaries and being like hey I know more than that.
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive
Catholics, please tell me again how I'm going to hell while you ignore your priests raping children. Good work on your priorities there.
Dude I'm so ricky'd right now
So does the class with the most costumes still get a pizza party? Or is that not a thing in university?
Today's my last day with my dads gas card so you might see me at the gas station filling every canister I have
God created homosexuality in hundreds of species and then told his followers to hate them. Great plan! What a galactic moron.
I find it laughable that i'm supposed to worship a god that preaches sexism, racism, and child abuse, but will send me to hell if I'M bad.
"Alcohol makes you drunk. Herb makes you someone." - Bob Marley
I actually had a proper lunch at work for once instead of donuts.
LOL Andy Reid baby Halloween costume
Wow I thought shopping would make me happy but it just pissed me off because of stupid sales associates at boathouse.
i was locked out of my home at 5:30 am so i climbed in my window and this morning everyone thought i came home at a decent hour
I wish I could cuddle forever and not have to worry about work or school.
The reason I hate President Obama.
funny story i work in 45 minutes and i'm lost in auguston
i hear if u stand on the corner of a street, people will drive up and give u work
haha used your old twitter by accident... check out the link in my other tweet!
Nothing like getting a metal car fender dropped on your face from 20 feet above you
Everybody in the 313 put your mothafuckin hands up and follow me.
iPad Air look sweet! And pumped on OS X Mavericks being released for free as well... Good day for Apple!
“: Two days in a row my teachers dont show up”
Oh yeah. Tons of fun. I almost wish I had a "clearing stick." :p
“: Just straight flattened. ” hahahahah gets it done! VIDEO
earl and yeezus on the same night? id go to earl tbh
Tell me again how god blessed you with the knowledge to pass your exams but can't bless starving children w/food. Fuck Facebook Christians.
Amazing racing at the ! So proud of Casey Keast as I'm sure the rest of Canada is
The naked and famous tomorrow. So stoked words cant describe omf
sometimes I worry that people think I'm an idiot stoner and then I realize that I'm an idiot stoner
moral of the story don't fuck with my pumpkin pie
A warm North Korean reception!
The rejection of a claim is not a new claim. A disbelief is not a new belief. The absence of any religion is not a new religion.
Reuben was tellin me that he wants to invent a microwave that cools stuff really fast,warm beer -> 10 sec later ice cold beer
If I put "Imaginary friend then family" in my bio, that'd be awful, yet theists put "god then family" all the time and think it's normal.
Riley 's the name not sleeping is the game
swing up to amsterdam while im at it
just pray for it to go faster ;)
I probably will explode within an hour as I just ate a whole and a quarter burrito
oh you're back from europe
Just started watching Breaking Bad and im already obsessed 😍😍😍
I've been in the crappiest mood the past two days.
all i want for christmas is a ps4 forget socks and chocolate
Things you say that prove you’re an idiot:
-it’s just a theory
-why do we still have apes?
-atheism is a belief
-prove god doesn’t exist
i love marijuana documentaries
You got it from Santiago and Dunbar
Apple maps is still significantly behind Google. They need to do something about it!
Child rape, women whipped for driving, acid in girls' faces, clitoridectomy, yes, be offended. But offended by a T-SHIRT? Pathetic. Grow up.
It's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood!
My hair needs to hurry up and grow past my shoulders.
More than 150,000 Americans die of alcohol abuse each year. But in more than 10,000 years of usage, no one has ever died from marijuana...
Prostitutes are out early tonight
Had a great day working with and got an awesome tour of the coolest shop on the planet!
found this book in a cart outside Pricesmart figured you'd like it
popped a cookie i'm sweatin double stuff so i'm flexin
October is going to be a month of extreme stress but also extreme happiness.
JESUS MARIE THEY'RE MINERALS
No need to be a smartass now
Do shrooms n watch passion of the christ
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you're dead biish should use regular sugar
Can't go wrong with a bacon wrapped hot dog now can ya
super cute lunch date with the homies 👫👬👫
Its cuddle time whether you like it or not.
I go to my car to put a textbook away and this is what I find
My dad is such a fucking baby, he's acting like a girl on her period for the first time.
caramel apple bagels are my new love.
We don't support racism, sexism, or homophobia in any form and are dedicated to the continuation of scientific expansion.
TV is bad for your brain FYI
“: Damn this 15 year old girl has an amazing ass 😍😍 ”LOL
It would be cool if all these weren't broken
Tim Hortons put a bunch of dumb shit on my sandwich and then it fell on the floor while trying to scrape the dumb shit off, screw you Tim
Getting 100% in WebWork assignments is the best feeling in the world...
Gonna be the longest week ever.
Why would you smoke the spawn of Satan? AKA marijuana....
Religion needs to be wiped out completely.
missing out on 90's music sang by
If God created everything, and that includes Satan, what could be more evil than the creator of evil?
smooth line choices were key to late afternoon motos in kelowna
So excited to be a minion for Halloween
Lights gas stove with lighter, to light joint.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? SINCE UPDATING TO IOS7 NOW I HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN IN CANDY CRUSH
I want to throw a party and have a giant smoke sesh with all the members of .
All I'm doing today is throwing turkey necks and spines 🐔🐔
First time playing CoD on PS3 in a minute.
I would rather be in nature than in a gym any day
Boy: "Sorry, I have GTA V"
*ask my dad to buy me some new deodorant*
It would be pretty dope if yugioh & breaking bad had some kind of crossover & Yugi & Walt had to duel to save Jesse from the shadow realm.
But anyways I have my first ever Interview tomorrow
Racing was a blast this weekend, making the same amount of dough as I would in a 40 hour work week didn't hurt either
Motivating myself to do homework on a Sunday is always the toughest thing.
Mom bought fruitare which means theyll all be gone by the end of the night
woman means being less valuable than men. You're considered property of your father until you're property of your husband.
I love raw doggin' randoms
You could be my luck, even if the sky is falling down, I know that we'll be safe and sound.
If your proof for god is near identical to the proof for unicorns, you should be examining your beliefs with more rigour
Politely have sex with females & acquire american currency through hard work.
Little bit of last minute bike work, 621 is returning to battle tomorrow
Insidious chapter 3 ladies and gentlemen
31 again on Saturday sounds good to me
I retired from racing, joined the mulish full time
But these fucks gotta die so I can finish my task
Gonna go back to that no tweet rule I just saw a bunch of white gurls in uggs at starbucks talking about that shit. So materialistic damn.
When grand theft auto 5 comes out I'm not leaving my house...
First time wearing my glasses out in public and someone just drove by and yelled "fuckin nerd!!!"
got banned for being in a random lobby with somebody booting people fml
Life would be so easy if I was super hot and had a vagina.