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Sallie Bae chipotle mexican grill2012-03-15
@AliciaNik901 days
Go Bucks! #Bey613
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Juno Macguff @WhoSmooted
Goofball like mom and dad, but she also stays with a mean side eye lol pic.twitter.com/0cSVykusyx
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lil duval @lilduval
u ever have a young nigga try and tell u about women? If u don't sit yo just started fucking ass down
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Yours Truly @E_B_ON_YaMind
She wore this. πŸ˜‘ pic.twitter.com/XhXcnlWWlA
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Jimmer @dope_x_ill
Nigga I need a haircut or a magical durag. Whichever comes first.
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Cute Emergency @CuteEmergency
a giraffe reaching over a fence to tell a secret. pic.twitter.com/VSUC20oqVV
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SportsCenter @SportsCenter
Have a day, Josh Harrison! He goes 3-5, 2B, HR, career-high 5 RBI as Pirates top Brewers, 8-3. pic.twitter.com/F8lgHG3WiY
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Cute Emergency @CuteEmergency
cutest thing I've ever seen β˜ΊπŸ™ˆ pic.twitter.com/MZBDsCj81Y
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PostGradProblems @PostGradProblem
Making the wardrobe transformation from "business professional" to "homeless person" as soon as you get home. #PGP
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Blue Ivy League @1DopeDiva
Yo, if you mix Arnold Palmers lemonade and sweet tea and Henny... It's effing amazing!
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Bushido Brown @BamaSlymm
Bruh, white people roited cuz a football coach got fired for allowing another coach to molest boys at his facility....
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A.D. @ADLV5
@AliciaNik pic.twitter.com/kdy4gvzKR1
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kYIng Apis ΑΦΑ @_NotThatHeroic_
β€œ@RealTalk: reading this gives me chills pic.twitter.com/72dyaEzd9V”
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kursten berry. @kurstenberry
I fell the fuck out..... pic.twitter.com/QhvRqCN9j8
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TerahJay @TerahJay
Y'all. Got. Me. All. The. Fuct.
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FeyoncΓ© @MyLifeAs_LEX
It really disgusts me that instead of brainstorming or spreading knowledge, ppl would rather get on here and down other ppl who are upset.
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Marc Lamont Hill @marclamonthill
We live in a country where it is not only illegal, but lethal, to be young and Black and outside.
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Ash Ketchum @onlyAshleigh
iPhone Battery died faster than Chris Brown in Stomp The Yard.
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Frank Lowe @GayAtHomeDad
Don't cry over spilt milk, but fucking lose it over spilt vodka.
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PostGradProblems @PostGradProblem
Going back to your desk to get your cell phone before heading to the bathroom. #PGP
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Necole Bitchie @necolebitchie
I have to look in her eyes... instagram.com/p/rRD8Z-zQ8I/
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Brokahontas @iGiveYouWings
I should say I got out of bed to get it. I got back into bed to eat it.
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Brokahontas @iGiveYouWings
Just remembered that I had a Busken's donut. Yes I got out of bed to eat it at 3AM
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Cute Emergency @CuteEmergency
HE'S TRYING TO SHARE WITH HIS STUFFED ANIMAL... pic.twitter.com/VvttvT5SJ6
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Washington Post @washingtonpost
Map: The richest person in each state wapo.st/1uXueWt pic.twitter.com/IHD97IYBtm
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Ashley Ford @iSmashFizzle
PSA: Me liking Beyoncè in no way indicates I need you to @ me and let me know you don't like her. Take that up with your Lord and Savior.
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BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed
17 of the greatest responses to an ex text of all time bzfd.it/1jZjSQW pic.twitter.com/BWYjbKnjwS
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Castor Troy @PorterHaus_
I'm all for video games but this Kim K shit don't count
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Castor Troy @PorterHaus_
Meanwhile, Alicia is sitting next to me playing the Kim K game and it's pissing me off way more than it should.
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Ms Jones @MsSaraiJones
@AliciaNik babies gotta eat. America is so oversexed that we forgot that's what boobies were actually intended for!
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JoryBrando @JoryBrando
VE be like pic.twitter.com/lj32DVIs45
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Castor Troy @PorterHaus_
I have to stop coming to the grocery stop with no game plan. Been walking around for 30 minutes with 4 items in my cart
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Cute Emergency @CuteEmergency
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BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed
21 Times Text Messages Are The Only Way To Say It bzfd.it/1id5Vhk pic.twitter.com/MpChD9IG9d
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Jimmer @dope_x_ill
My niggas ain't shit lol
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Brokahontas @iGiveYouWings
I've always been jealous of anyone who has a white step dad.
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Samira Wiley @samirawiley
Ruby Dee. One of the reasons I can live my dreams today. Thanks for being you, Queen. Thank you for being beautiful. #RIP
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Brokahontas @iGiveYouWings
One time I got to work & realized I still had my pajama shorts on under my pants.
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Secret World Stories @TheWorldStories
Kenny is considered the first tiger with Down syndrome. At the age of nine, Kenny died in 2008 of cancer. pic.twitter.com/pcHtfolH1a
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Aj @UncleNutzo
RT @UncleNutzo: What if you really had as many bitches as your girl thought you had??? You'd def be winning
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Castor Troy @PorterHaus_
Maybe I'm old fashioned but I haven't figured out why people wear skullys in the summer
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Castor Troy @PorterHaus_
Who makes these 😭😭😭😭😭 i.instagram.com/p/oi4qZMK8lf/
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Castor Troy @PorterHaus_
Just learned my lesson about being cheap and trying to re-use a k-cup. This shit is gross
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JalapeΓ±o Business @and1grad
RT @ericsshadow: My son asked what being a grown-up
is like, so I gave him $48 to buy the
$49 Xbox game he's been begging for
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PostGradProblems @PostGradProblem
The only thing I have in common with most of my coworkers is that the same person writes our checks. #PGP
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ErykahBadoula @fatbellybella
Ladies..For a SWEET vagina
I Drink raw cranberries often.
Now the secrets out. (Reluctantly)

ALSO promotes healthy,strong WOMB &bladder.
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PostGradProblems @PostGradProblem
When "eating healthy" is having all the basic food groups in your Chipotle bowl. #PGP
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YoungGifted&Ratchet @Anti_Intellect
Patriarchy is a system that privileges men over women. It is not a system that is upheld, exclusively, by men.
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Cheyenne Bostock @AskCheyB
Q: How can a woman tone down her body if it naturally stands out? A: Cover up, and try your best not to poke it out. #FreeAdviceWednesday
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Cheyenne Bostock @AskCheyB
Q: Why does my woman feel the need to dress sexy all the time? A: Low self-esteem. She doesn't know her worth. #FreeAdviceWednesday
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JoryBrando @JoryBrando
Mariah Carey is the only artist ever to do songs w/ Boys II Men and now Rich Homie Quan...not sure thats a good thing
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JONES! @EMJones23
I'm not gonna stand for all this no neck slander on my TL.
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Malissa @L0L0_x
Bruh πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³ Why these dogs look like fried chicken πŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ pic.twitter.com/kDP9THundI
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TAMAR BRAXTON @TamarBraxtonHer
Somebody talked about some AMAZING doughnuts and the b.s is I have not ONE😩😩😩
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BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed
27 Romantic Comedies Retold In Haiku bzfd.it/1izgW6e pic.twitter.com/tvNhvtOprF
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Castor Troy @PorterHaus_
@AliciaNik I'm sure you have something else you could be doing other than bothering me
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oklahomo @crissles
Manziel to the Browns. Damn. I'd rather go to JobCorp.
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Corby From The Cut @Corby_Corbs
Now that Tiny daughter finally graduated high school... Can I thirst after her without bein judged?
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BeyoncΓ© Lite @BeyonceLite
BeyoncΓ© on the red carpet! #MetGala pic.twitter.com/6BsUO6Tl9H
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Brokahontas @iGiveYouWings
I took so many pics yesterday & thought they all looked so cute but now that I'm looking with sober eyes I see none of them can be posted
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Castor Troy @PorterHaus_
Feels weird sitting in BK eating a whopper knowing I'm about to go workout but shit, I really wanted a whopper
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King Cool @SPdaCoolKid
#rolltide pic.twitter.com/kL4jsGcCsf
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Best Vines @TheFunnyVines
The amount of effort I put in when I hear drunk in love vine.co/v/M5l7d613qgm
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BuzzFeed Community @BuzzFeeders
12 Classic Love Scenes Improved By A Chipotle Burrito buzzfeed.com/kincairm/12-cl… pic.twitter.com/HE7pLuNRHQ
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Will Brinson @WillBrinson
King Crab RT @MadeByTim pic.twitter.com/h8i2Bc6yqQ
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DP @dpotterlaw
When u r worried a/b some1 & who they are becoming or have become, just pray for them. It's hard 2 change ourselves, so we cant change any1!
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Lisa Pimpson @_BrookieB_
"Bitch, a mongoose can get D any time it wants." -@KidFury
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solange knowles @solangeknowles
Too many but some are "A gift from Virgo, Kitty Kat, Ego, Yes, Satellites, Green light" @cakeeaddict: β€œ What's your fave song by your sis?”
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BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed
28 Shocking Pictures That Prove That The Illuminati Is All Around Us buzzfeed.com/daves4/shockin… pic.twitter.com/nquXmgwFFb
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Fredericka Thuglass @brownandbella
TOO REAL RT @_sarah_smile: Crying at Day 4 RT @1JenniferMarieC: The curly girl struggle .. #naturalHair pic.twitter.com/isdQczK7P5
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King Cool @SPdaCoolKid
I watch the Dark Night Raises every time it comes on.
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Bria @girlw_THATsmile
This rarely happens lol. Yay for me being on time!!! Pat on the back for me :)
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Xavier D'Leau @TheXDExperience
Still one if the greatest vines of all time vine.co/v/huzK1UK3jLO
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BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed
31 Baked Alternatives To Your Favorite Fried Foods buzzfeed.com/tashweenali/ba… via @BuzzFeedFood pic.twitter.com/v6JxRL2oFE
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Prof. James Moriarty @Keepin_It_Bril
β€œ@ChantelShantice β€œ@purrrlolita: β€œ@TheTumblrPosts: this makes me so happy pic.twitter.com/IAGbqnWnWF” @Alex_rx1417” - lmao I just got so weak.”
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Necole Bitchie @necolebitchie
😍😍 RT @Hi_ImKimmy: Just spotted πŸ‘€ my homegirl @necolebitchie in the latest issue of Cosmopolitan. Congrats! πŸ‘ pic.twitter.com/k3Ckt7a292
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Frank Lowe @GayAtHomeDad
My son: "Daddy, what's brunch?"

Me: "It's gay breakfast, son."

My son: "Oh. I'll just have lunch."

Me: *downs Mimosa*
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Yeebus! @ItsLikeiCed2
#nah RT @fitnessmenu This birthday cake>>> pic.twitter.com/iEcCS9Z7l4
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Necole Bitchie @necolebitchie
Jay Z and Beyonce Celebrate Their 6th Anniversary necoleb.it/1fHjGl5 pic.twitter.com/0TPrYBr1XF
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Ashghle Teeny Woody @shawtyp00h
I'm watching a bball game from when I was 10. So far I've had 4 turnovers, 3 air balls, and got the ball stolen at least twice
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Brokahontas @iGiveYouWings
I can't live without my best friend.
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Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen
You’ll be free when you know that you don’t have to impress people. You don’t have to prove who you are. Just run your race.
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WORLD STAR @BestOfWorldStar
I'm weak πŸ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/oD93YtxB0C
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A. Sandy @SuperWomanAsh
Worth the read if you have time. "Six Ways America Is Like A Third World Country" elitedaily.com/news/politics/…
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Ash Ketchum @onlyAshleigh
Someone just came to my door and asked to speak to my mom or dad... I'm FED UP!!!!! πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚
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BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed
16 Classic Children's Books Retold For Adults bzfd.it/1rMcaun pic.twitter.com/QKBsnCT52o
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Jimmer @dope_x_ill
Olivia might as well draw the bath water
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A Tale of 2 Titties @_MiaBreezy
*sings* EYYYYYYYE'M EVERY BAD BITCH, IT'S ALL IN MEEEEEEE... ANYTHANG YA WANT DONE, NIGGA, EYE'LL DO IT NATURALLY...
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Brokahontas @iGiveYouWings
My phone just autocorrected "since" to "acne"
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Brokahontas @iGiveYouWings
@AliciaNik you think you're so fuckin smart ms lawyer lady
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A. Sandy @SuperWomanAsh
My feelings about straight girls RT @BlominiRican All the athletes be cute. Wheres all the cute normal guys? I don't want a college athlete.
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Awesomely Luvvie @Luvvie
Jake said he's gonna make sure Ella is ok. Who's gonna adopt her. Yall better not say Bradgelina either. LOLLL
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Dan Bucatinsky @danbucatinsky
Ellen's reaction!
#scandal
#ripscandal
@TheEllenShow pic.twitter.com/Ysq7WsdxAw
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oklahomo @crissles
"Sally Langston, who might love guns more than she loves Jesus." Like most Republicans.
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Brokahontas @iGiveYouWings
@SuperWomanAsh @AliciaNik we #teamskyline over here bitch!
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Castor Troy @PorterHaus_
I wanna cuddle!
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Frank Lowe @GayAtHomeDad
Be kind.
Be brave.
Be you.
Be honest.
Be amazing.
Be courteous.
Be beautiful.
Be nice.
Be strong.
Be open.
Be resilient.
BeyoncΓ©.
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Xavier D'Leau @TheXDExperience
I'm too old to worry about sexual positions. At this point, I just get in the bed and hope for the best.
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Megan Finger @meganfinger
THANK YOU Central for my awesome email address and username...... Like reallyπŸ˜’ pic.twitter.com/G6ab4Ikoik
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Victoria Osteen @VictoriaOsteen
Bitterness does not hurt the person who offended you; it only stays in your heart and keeps you from God’s best.
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Brokahontas @iGiveYouWings
This guy at my job said on his cheat day he ate 4 filet o fish and 2 Big Macs. Dieting: you're doing it wrong.
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oklahomo @crissles
RT @TheXDExperience: Transitioning into this clean, healthy, white lesbian lifestyle ain't no crystal stair.
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Kenji T. @KTNUPE2
This nigga is gonna get him some vulnerable pussy if it's the last thing he do!
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Starving Artist @ALmond_Laced
Chaney. Channing. Whatever. I don't need to know the spelling to taste that vanilla. #YesIWould
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Lisa Pimpson @_BrookieB_
Andy is like... top 5 worst people dead or alive sooooo
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Brokahontas @iGiveYouWings
Shonda rhimes was really trippin with Grey's anatomy this week. Ross has got to get killed off or I'm done.
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A Tale of 2 Titties @_MiaBreezy
But that's no more. So I actually have to do traditional cardio now.
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A Tale of 2 Titties @_MiaBreezy
And there once was a time that I could trick myself into not working out because I knew I'd be bouncing on the D later..........
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Essence Magazine @essencemag
The man behind @Lupita_Nyongo's ever-changing beauty looks reveals the secrets to flawless makeup. ow.ly/u1uwb
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Regina Kenney @Regina_Kenney
Maya Angelou getting a kiss from Common on her 82nd birthday. #Poetry #Poems pic.twitter.com/l6cuFbOW8z
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Tay @fashionisTAY_
I asked Bri what should I wear today, she says, " Idk something Cheek!!"
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ sooo you mean "chic?" Yeah that lmbo!!!!!
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Corby From The Cut @Corby_Corbs
So I'm @ Roosters with 4 Whites all r my superiors & all order wings... No1 orders ranch tho... So here I am, do I wanna fit in or b a nigga
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WOMANist @Anna_Jewell
Symba is bae that's final I'm not breaking up with my cat for a boy πŸ˜’ #byefelicia you better get some allergy pills
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Nature's Recipe @NaturesRecipe
Retweet if your #dog is as helpful as this. pic.twitter.com/VeWxq0rBgj
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Angie Stoned @KidFury
@heyassante I'M A NIGGA WHO HAS ALWAYS HAD HIS FOOD MADE, WITH A TON OF HONEY BACON IN THE PAN!!!!!!!
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Angie Stoned @KidFury
@heyassante I WANT PIZZA, TACOS, PASTA AND SOME KOOOOL-AID! WITH THE GREATEST SIDE OF FRIES HERE IN THE LAND!
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Angie Stoned @KidFury
Chicken wings I might fancy, apple pies everywhere, and Chipotle opens it doors for me...
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Angie Stoned @KidFury
In my own little corner in my own little chair, I can eat whatever I want to eat...
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Couretta Scott Queen @COURgasm
All the chicks with real ass on my TL so salty that men still like looking at fake ass. Meanwhile I just dropped a coin in my ass shots jar.
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wilxTV @wilxTV
Woman fires a shot into a Grand Rapids McDonalds drive-thru after workers got her order wrong. bit.ly/1lXvHY8 pic.twitter.com/oHAZCcV6cE
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Angie Stoned @KidFury
Bacon tastes good with anything. You could wrap a Michelin tire in bacon and I'll probably eat it.
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Castor Troy @PorterHaus_
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ β€œ@PostGradProblem: #PGP β€œ@AceHudsonJr: Can't tell my man right here a Gotdamn thing.. pic.twitter.com/jJl5epatRf””
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Iyanla Vanzant @IyanlaVanzant
Don't hang out with people who are where you don't want to be. Your friends reflect what you really feel about yourself.
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Couretta Scott Queen @COURgasm
Shirt off weather? I'm schleep. RT @DJBANDCAMP: Flight Confirmations set for Texas, NYC, and Charlotte! #WelcomeToBandcamp
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Cute Emergency @CuteEmergency
A beautiful canadian marble fox pic.twitter.com/MX7KZDgrTg
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WOMANist @Anna_Jewell
#thatawkwardmomentwhrn you start singing beyonce loudly outside because you think your alone only to walk into a crowd of ppl
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Plies @plies
If Dat Pwussy Over 27yrs Old U Gotta Let Dat Pwussy Crank Up And Run A Lil Bit B4 U Get In It.. Like A Box Chevy
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A.D. @ADLV5
lawd....you talking about the ultimate "place him in a friend box" i just saw...sheesh...
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Sallie Bae @AliciaNik
I need a nap and I cannot find my bonnet. Worst feeling ever.
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Awesomely Luvvie @Luvvie
*hollers* WHY MUST I CRY?!? Lmaooooo! RT @AsToldByThomas Can't forget about this. pic.twitter.com/SXmx4AxHQH
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Prof. James Moriarty @Keepin_It_Bril
now lets not be too hasty RT @OutMiiMynd =( RT @KenyaGoldenKiss No raw dogging for me in the 2014 lol
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Prof. James Moriarty @Keepin_It_Bril
Hold on, this nigga did call me Bril tho...wtf?? Its "Guy who slapped the shit outta my old heads" to you mister
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lil duval @lilduval
Niggaz be bobsledding to the pussy in the winter
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jerrika hinton @hellojerrika
@AliciaNik I humbly invite you to join this conversation: jerrika.tumblr.com/post/702503626…
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Mike Will Trade It @EJerz24
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ RT @chocolate_thai1: πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ RT @Blew_ByYou: Adrian Broner be like... pic.twitter.com/iCiQBpXG3X
261d               
1
6
Angie Stoned @KidFury
This snow is so Fox News.
261d               
57
69
Tay @fashionisTAY_
I should be married in 2019 y'all
268d               
1
BET @BET
Shade expert @KidFury & @claycane countdown the TOP celeb interviews of 2013 & analyze our one-on-one with stars---> bet.us/1aCTyRv!
271d               
38
29
A. Sandy @SuperWomanAsh
I click on the page. She has several mutual friends with me so 1. My FB friends are RATS
271d               
1
A. Sandy @SuperWomanAsh
Sooo in the "people you may know" section on my Facebook page is Sharkeisha πŸ˜πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
271d               
1
R. Lark @RML_Ent
Nobody is safe. πŸ˜” β€œ@He_Sincere: RT @MrSuperJay: ✌️😫✌️ RT @WTF_ant: lmao they aint have to do PG like this pic.twitter.com/ijINle3AoR”
274d in reply to He_Sincere               
2
Andrew Gerald @PursuitofArete
week. RT @BettaWor1dPeace: Y'all have this same discourse about social media/relationships every year. Lol
274d               
1
2
Juno Macguff @WhoSmooted
Cloudy WIth a Chance of Meatballs is pretty much my idea of a perfect world.
278d               
1
Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen
If you’re going to experience favor you have to live favor minded. That means you expect it and declare it.
282d               
2,369
3,095
Castor Troy @PorterHaus_
I'm out βœŒοΈβ€œ@edthesportsfan: RT @KarlousM: The best part of the best man holiday was seeing Ricky from Boyz in the Hood make it to the NFL.”
286d in reply to edthesportsfan               
1
Castor Troy @PorterHaus_
@COURgasm @AliciaNik y'all missed when I said it was good for its audience.
288d in reply to COURgasm               
1
A.D. @ADLV5
#ColdWorld RT @OfficiallyIce: Shouts to son who brought his chick to the compound and she dipped off and had a threesome wit 2 other people
296d               
1
Corby From The Cut @Corby_Corbs
How bout a dick suck RT @AyoFLady: A nigga that doesn't mind handing you $200 for weave is a man that deserves a cooked meal and a back rub
301d               
1
2
lil duval @lilduval
That nigga said shiiiiiiit this a L u gone take on yo own pic.twitter.com/OvJQipipr2
302d               
199
416
Angie Stoned @KidFury
That is quite enough. RT @BeezHunny: Broken Promitheth: The 3LW Story #90sRnBBiopics
315d               
200
363
Yours Truly @E_B_ON_YaMind
Ma'am @AliciaNik
328d               
1
Yours Truly @E_B_ON_YaMind
Idk, BUT What I do know is that I never want her to Speak to me like I'm her nigga again as she hands me my large mocha w/ extra expresso.
328d               
1
1
Yours Truly @E_B_ON_YaMind
Do I look like the "Yo Gotti" concert/party type? Was it me bein at Republic that she thought it would be inevitable for me to be attending?
328d               
1
1
Yours Truly @E_B_ON_YaMind
THEN she asks, "You going to that Yo Gotti?" me: "Nah, I'm not going to see Yo Gotti." Her: "Oh girl, cause I'm all up in there." πŸ˜’
328d               
1
Yours Truly @E_B_ON_YaMind
Then she says "I saw u at Republic the other night. Know how I knew it was you? Your braids girllllllll."
328d               
1
Yours Truly @E_B_ON_YaMind
Girl at McD's drive thru gone say "You get a different drink every day huh? But it always has a lot of sugar in it."
328d               
1
Angie Stoned @KidFury
Mellie gotta die. Cyrus gotta die. Fitz and his Drake ass hugs gotta die. Sally gotta die. Angry ass ashy ass Byron gotta die.
333d               
251
1,079
Adrian Peterson @AdrianPeterson
So my daughter is laying here under me and just out the blue she says... I can't believe you lost to the Browns Daddy! Smh
344d               
28,030
44,348
Corby From The Cut @Corby_Corbs
Prince RT @__SoulFlower: β€œ@spinnellii: janet. RT @AgentKodak: Who is the Greatest Female Performer? Janet Jackson or Beyonce?”beyonce
354d               
1
1
PostGradProblems @PostGradProblem
Calling your own office phone from your cell phone underneath the desk so a coworker will stop talking to you. #PGP
367d               
40
31
Corby From The Cut @Corby_Corbs
Hoes be like; you look like a player don't spin me... I be like; NBA 2K circle button, spin move activated
370d               
1
Cute Emergency @CuteEmergency
The cutest little dachshunds ever bit.ly/18GSaOZ
370d               
15
14
Sallie Bae @AliciaNik
i'm shocked that i'm hungry yet again
371d               
1
Angie Stoned @KidFury
This man really just tried to sell me the tiny bags of peanut M&Ms. Like the piΓ±ata ass M&Ms with only four in the bag.
374d               
19
37
Brokahontas @iGiveYouWings
Whenever I wanna do something nice for someone they always end up pissing me off. It's like god is telling me I'm not meant to be nice.
374d               
1
The First Lady @FLOTUS
Besties. pic.twitter.com/CoCbTVeWrx
377d               
1,032
881
Leigh Tami @tamilat18
@AliciaNik is so enthused about baseball #reds pic.twitter.com/C3OnKQvoiV
378d in reply to AliciaNik               
1
Joyce Meyer @JoyceMeyer
Do you struggle with anger? This devotion is super short and will help you find a way to keep calm in all situations. jmm.co/KR4gMw
384d               
369
405
WOMANist @Anna_Jewell
Y'all my 12 year old cousin just asked me if I went to vaudeville shows back in my day because they didn't have movies... Am I that old?!?
387d               
1
Leigh Tami @tamilat18
Sometimes I wish I had another set of eyes just so I could roll them.
392d               
2
1
WOMANist @Anna_Jewell
My 8 yr old cousin asked me why those girls had they backs pierced and the bras on outside I looked at him and its Columbus
393d               
1
1
Bill Clinton @billclinton
To 44: Happy birthday @BarackObama. From 42.
393d               
8,482
11,739
Angie Stoned @KidFury
Today is the day. I am ready to surrender my edges, Your Majesty. @Beyonce.
394d               
140
137
WOMANist @Anna_Jewell
My cat is licking his balls on my iPad πŸ˜”
397d               
1
Starving Artist @ALmond_Laced
I hate Jibril. Not only did he lift me upside down and knock my back out, but I lost my new favorite necklace I stole this weekend.
398d               
1
Frank Lowe @GayAtHomeDad
Saw "The Conjuring" and now my kid is playing that clap game and I'm like "hell fucking no, you better pray for Jesus to save you."
402d               
349
204
Kierra @JustMeKee_
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ "Got a main bitch, & a catfish"
405d               
21
168
Couretta Scott Queen @COURgasm
Let me tell you THEE one reason I think #catfish is real. These people be dressed like they didn't know a camera crew was coming.
405d               
2
25
Castor Troy @PorterHaus_
I hate Ron πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ β€œ@CarpeDiem_Ty: Nooooooooo!!!! 😭😭 RT @Ron_Hamp: Nah man πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ vine.co/v/hWQjH76TjT1”
416d in reply to CarpeDiem_Ty               
1
SportsCenter @SportsCenter
Here’s Urban Meyer with Grant Reed, the 12-year-old Ohio State fan who nicknamed his cancer Michigan, then beat it Β» pic.twitter.com/XIN2DtNEIQ
420d               
4,825
8,837
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