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Andrew PelfreyWest Virginia2010-12-07
@Andrew_Pelfrey1,233 days
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Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins
Since schools have taught evolution "our nation has went down the drain." bit.ly/1mv76tm And how come there are still monkeys?
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Katie Wise @Katie_Wise09
I thought this day would never come- deck drinking in the warm sun @Andrew_Pelfrey pic.twitter.com/rgcfysBE6H
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Brad Goodall @brad_gooodall
.@JohnnyDick7 @Donovan_Barbera They say they hate it but they don't leave..
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The Perfect Vacation @PerfectVacatlon
Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany pic.twitter.com/U1ieJTrfSZ
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The Perfect Vacation @PerfectVacatlon
Bonn, Germany pic.twitter.com/lOLvJLBk47
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SciencePorn @SciencePorn
Go home waves you're drunk.

This is called cross sea btw pic.twitter.com/5Cv1UUo8QX
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SciencePorn @SciencePorn
Positive proof of Global Warming pic.twitter.com/A7urbbtzY6
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Rhett Huff @rhetthuff
I've been saying for a year that Jordan Speith is the next big thing in golf, not Rory McIlroy. Let's see what he's got today.
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Señor Blanco @JaredBooten619
This whole time I thought Tracy Chapman was a guy 😨😱
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rob delaney @robdelaney
Hey asshole, that's not a trumpet. pic.twitter.com/2grkVx9Rc8
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Michelle Studeny @michellestudeny
My mom just said that our mom & daughter dance will be to "Ride with me" by Nelly at my wedding. #finsup
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Thrasher @ThrasherEng
Have to love quality water!!! Good design, good operation, & good maintenance are key. #engineenerd pic.twitter.com/piZXdSlBTF
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Happy Gilmore @_Happy_Gilmore
Kentucky.... pic.twitter.com/09Hko57XQR
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ThingsWhiteFolksLike @Things4WhitePpl
Not caring about tonight's game since Wisconsin isn't playing
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Chemical Engineering @ChemEngMag
Ashland opens new center of excellence in Hyderabad: Ashland Specialty Ingredients, a commercial unit of Ashla... bit.ly/1jSXNAM
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Allison Cole @Allyballybooo
Just yelled "We Are..." To a rando wearing a WVU hoodie in Nashville. I'm that guy tonight..
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Lake Morehouse @LakeMorehouse
I would win this. pic.twitter.com/ljF9uTU6VY
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B. Alexander @THORNYninethree
@Andrew_Pelfrey: “7.8-magnitude aftershock hits northern Chilean coast” is 7.8 really an aftershock?” WTF is going on #crazyquakes
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Desmond Howard @DesmondHoward
HEAT players should chip in & buy Toney Douglas some new sneaks. @KingJames can you hook up Toney with some LeBrons? pic.twitter.com/JvHDt1skJA
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Happy Gilmore @_Happy_Gilmore
BREAKING: Cowboys make huge free agent signing.... pic.twitter.com/OArjWpKbmV
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Katie Wise @Katie_Wise09
Second adventure to Hocking Hills scheduled! Can't wait to explore more caves with @Andrew_Pelfrey 😊
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VokeyWedges @VokeyWedges
Happy birthday to Vokey Loyalist @JasonDufner! Here's a look at the WedgeWorks Limited "Duf Grind". #TVDK pic.twitter.com/RsR8lBykPH
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Andrew Browne @AndrewBrowne77
The new engineering building is going to be saweeeet.
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Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin_
19 days… #TheMasters pic.twitter.com/8ar2lHo7Fc
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History In Pictures @HistoryInPics
NASA before Powerpoint, 1961. pic.twitter.com/0AU183IAql
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Michelle Studeny @michellestudeny
I don't know if it's a good thing that the sharkey's DJ remembers "what's your fantasy" is your favorite song to karaoke..
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Sydney Leroux @sydneyleroux
Sunglasses and Advil, last night was mad real. pic.twitter.com/Ypk5q9gQBt
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Bradley Gritt @brad_gritt1
@M_eskew a lot of ice cream cones ended up on top of that whip
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Sophia Nasr @Pharaoness
17 #equations that changed the world ☆♥☆ #physics #math pic.twitter.com/Olr843mByt
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Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin_
I saw two big fat naked bikers in the woods off 17 having sex…how am I supposed to CHIP with that going on, Doug?
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El Tejón @maxfullerrx
Haven't eaten in sixteen hours and my body is lookin fierce! #blessed #dedicated
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Total Frat Move @totalfratmove
John Daly. #TFM pic.twitter.com/Kg2fzliawh
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Rocco Muriale  @roccomuriale
@Andrew_Pelfrey: @roccomuriale I'll take it #twelvestraight” next victory will be against Puke. again @accordingtowes
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Michelle Studeny @michellestudeny
@Andrew_Pelfrey @Katie_Wise09 I may know of two people who would tag a long..
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Secret World Pics™ @TheWorldStories
Geiranger Fjord, Norway pic.twitter.com/rQ4WuBjiin
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Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins
We are all African apes. That's what my t-shirt means. Add political moral if you wish. Genetically we are a v uniform species. Shun racism
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B. Alexander @THORNYninethree
At this point in my life, I feel like I need a mullet. And to be honest, I think mullet needs me. #mulletmarch #KYwaterfall
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Steve Wozniak @stevewoz
Another diabetes test here tonight. (at @Outback Steakhouse) 4sq.com/1mxLA4m
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Travis Hughes @thughes128
"Without a doubt there was HGH in the body of Christ at the time of crucifixion."
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MURC @muresearch
Two top climate change researchers are #marshallu grads, will speak in Charleston on 3/10 - tinyurl.com/n347f9f pic.twitter.com/LTtD7UvPts
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Chemical Engineering @ChemEngMag
Water treatment technology from @Alcoa includes engineered areas of natural wetland vegetation bit.ly/1g2pWBD
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Jason Neuhaus @JasonNeuhaus
"I'll believe that when pigs fly" should change to "I'll believe that when there's no construction between Huntington & Charleston."
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Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers
Got kicked out of the Wal-Mart parkin' lot for paintin' 3s on cars, Dale Sr. style. Wasn't hurtin' nothin', just givin' em extra horsepower.
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Michelle Studeny @michellestudeny
our house raises about 500 decibels when @Worthy18 walks in..
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Tyler Bartley @tbart09
Found my old senior pic @M_eskew pic.twitter.com/Dh6D6DkcGE
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Brad Goodall @brad_gooodall
Shoutout to baby faced dudes. I've been looking like I was 30 since I was 20.
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SciencePorn @SciencePorn
pic.twitter.com/mmNi2P4UtP
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Joel Jones @joeljones12
@TheJohnCastillo blacks the way to go, you can't go back
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B. Alexander @THORNYninethree
I can always tell how much sleep I got by how quickly I run into Instagram pics I’ve already seen.
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tim irr @irishirr
Scanner Call of the Night: "Caller says there are criminals in her attic."
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Rhett Huff @rhetthuff
Tonight's decision by Huntington City Council to tear down Hal Greer projects is best thing to happen to that city since Chad Pennington
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Desmond Howard @DesmondHoward
Good afternoon "Defining myself, as opposed to being defined by others, is one of the most difficult challenges I face."~Carol Moseley-Braun
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Brad Goodall @brad_gooodall
Nothing says "undercover cop" like a GAP hoodie. Too basic. Too obvious.
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El Tejón @maxfullerrx
Prolly the gay ring RT @AP_Sports: SOCHI SCENE: An Olympic ring goes missing at opening ceremony apne.ws/1fEfi3i #Sochi2014
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Science Channel @ScienceChannel
A neutron walks into a bar...
Top 10 #science jokes as told by Stephen Hawking >> ow.ly/t9w68
"Stem Cell Universe" 10/9c TONIGHT
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Erica Law @EricaMarieLaw
Sam is the real hero of The Lord of the Rings. He literally takes care of Frodo the entire time. & Frodo makes me mad...because he's a bitch
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Men's Health Mag @MensHealthMag
Are you pooping wrong? ht.ly/t7SiJ
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xǝןɐ @basedbuddhist
Moms RSVP to @TheJohnCastillo wedding for me, and put me down for +1. Thought I might ask Samantha Snider if that's cool?
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SciencePorn @SciencePorn
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SciencePorn @SciencePorn
This is Cami. She has cancer, but she's refusing to give up. This is her "BEAT CANCER!" pose. pic.twitter.com/Tm7upQ8MkR
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Compound Interest @compoundchem
The complete set of elements infographics are now available to download as high-res PDFs here: wp.me/P4aPLT-14 pic.twitter.com/CvJcgwscjI
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Reece Watkins @WeeceRatkins
apartment and then all of a sudden a dude rides out from a back alley on a bike only to yell "don't quit your day job brotha"
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El Tejón @maxfullerrx
I've lost 250lbs., a cat, my nephew, Carl, six pairs of shoes, and my dignity all on Nutrisystem!
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SciencePorn @SciencePorn
pic.twitter.com/rN9cw1Wwbf
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SportsCenter @SportsCenter
ICYMI: Florida State ball boy and internet sensation "Red Lightning" raced @ESPN_Colin in Bristol this morning. youtu.be/4L8iPos4JjY
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Señor Blanco @JaredBooten619
You can't win a marathon without putting some bandaids on your nipples.
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Joey Jacob @Duke_Jacob_I
@Andrew_Pelfrey Chapelle shoulda been president bottom line
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ESPN @espn
If you HATE football, this weekend is perfect for running errands & watching movies.

If you LOVE football, we hope you have a great couch.
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Dumb & Dumber Quotes @MuttCutts
The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I’d do anything to bone her.
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Seth R. @SethyButts
Marshall loves America. Maryland doesn't.
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Lake Morehouse @LakeMorehouse
Papa Zo says Go Herd. @Zo_Bahlee_DAT pic.twitter.com/blEcEllSA8
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History In Pictures @HistoryInPics
Construction of the Golden Gate Bridge, 1936 pic.twitter.com/a6434QJwa5
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Heisenberg @RobYourBike
Yay me! I got a 4.0!

Remedial Math- A
Sit and Relax- A
Stay up to date on TV Shows- A
Easy class- A
Go Home- A
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Miller Lite @MillerLite
We hear #TheOriginal can is making its way around. Have you found a case? pic.twitter.com/QIHhZd915v
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Brad Goodall @brad_gooodall
2 metros, 1 train, 2 planes, 1 car ride, and I'll be home.
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Katie Wise @Katie_Wise09
Learning German with @Andrew_Pelfrey "the father" sounds like "de farter." How do you not laugh! #somature
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Michael Van Pelt @vanpelt7
@ItsChrisMassie that's the man I want to be like one day
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Travis Hughes @thughes128
Just got a periodic table app on my phone.. Cause, fuck it, chemistry!
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xǝןɐ @basedbuddhist
@bjorn2bwyld congrats, this tweet has been nominated for douchiest tweet of 2013!
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The Associated Press @AP
AP VIDEO: A Nigerian man who survived 3 days in an upended boat at the bottom of the ocean talks about his ordeal: apne.ws/J6fdLB
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Michelle Studeny @michellestudeny
Thank you @THORNYninethree for making my night with that snapchat. 😂
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ThingsWhiteFolksLike @Things4WhitePpl
Playing for Mizzu and looking like you want to party pic.twitter.com/ZzVwiBAkEx
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Miller Lite @MillerLite
Prohibition ended 80 years ago today. Let’s raise our glass to that because, well, we can!
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blink182 @blink182
#GobbleGobble pic.twitter.com/zf3kwFwvyr
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Behind the Scenes @MakingOfs
Finding Nemo: pic.twitter.com/94gjcfk79g
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Nick Lemley @NickLemley
In honor of the upcoming season, it's time to watch @artofFLIGHT
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Señor Blanco @JaredBooten619
My rule is: if I can't see my breath outside I refuse to wear long sleeves.
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YA BOY BILL NYE @yaboybillnye
new books coming soon "What Up With Squids" "The Moon... Damn" "The Fucking Cell Cycle Man I Swear"
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Alpha Tau Omega @Marshall_ATO
ATOs at the @MU_TriSigma informal! All we're missing is @perry264 pic.twitter.com/WdqyGhMZ9h
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Brad Goodall @brad_gooodall
Went on a date last night with a girl I met via a dating website. 3 hours in she sympathetically "side hugs" me and disappears. True story.
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HerbsU1991 @HerbsU1991
.@HenryLCulvyhous is not allowed in my bar tonight!
#NeverForget #WeAre
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Total Frat Move @totalfratmove
SpongeBob's tube socks covering more leg than his shorts. #TFM
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Tyler Beirnee @tylerbeirnee
pic.twitter.com/xSDniSFcTF
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Morgan Wright @morganpw
She got me sweataaaaan she got me sweatin
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Bleacher Report @BleacherReport
Marshall will honor the 75 lives lost in the 1970 plane crash with a new helmet bit.ly/HQAiJ1
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ESPN @espn
It’s 2013 and there’s a man flying around Mount Fuji with a jet pack. The future is now -> youtu.be/PNmnain-pmE
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Matt Eskew @M_eskew
Jack is in here watching 106 and park
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Brad Goodall @brad_gooodall
Haven't been to an Applebee's in a year and a half. #blessed
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xǝןɐ @basedbuddhist
Heading to Beckley to raft the Gauly River in the am!!
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Travis Hughes @thughes128
Shut the fuck up!! World War Z South Park!!!! #Hilarious
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Michelle Studeny @michellestudeny
4th goal for Marshall in the 3rd period!!! Let's goooooo
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Andrew Browne @AndrewBrowne77
Friday you beautiful bitch.
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xǝןɐ @basedbuddhist
He's also carrying around a box of patron which I presume to be empty and a spare tube for a bike tire.
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xǝןɐ @basedbuddhist
This man is downtown rockin the curled up khaki cargo pants, some bright green Nikes (fair condition) an a Dodgers jersey.
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darian @MrDarianRashad
Honestly Juicy J and Project Pat need to quit bullshittin and make some hits together!
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Rhett Huff @rhetthuff
Happy iOS7 day to @brad_gritt1
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Chris Moore @CMooreDollaz
My heart goes out to the Hickman family..
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Andy Agee @AndyAgee
Gino's Pizza > Geno Smith
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Gus Burdette @goose304
Just open my laptop and a puff of smoke came out #itsagoner
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Brad Goodall @brad_gooodall
Finally found an authentic NYC pizza joint, guys! pic.twitter.com/5eAPz19uEH
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El Tejón @maxfullerrx
just realized I've been wearing the exact same v-neck undershirts as Kramer, today was a win #blessed #winning #kony
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Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers
The world needs more folks holdin' fish in pictures and less people holdin' cameras in front of bathroom mirrors. Merica.
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Andrew Radcliffe @Raackle15
"@taycunningham10: Everybody loves when I DJ." CLARITY, WE CAN'T STOP, CLARITY
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The Fake ESPN @TheFakeESPN
How to hit a fuckin' 63 at the PGA.
Step 1: bit.ly/1cnjFTk
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Modern Breaking Bad @BreakingBadNow
Mike heads out to rent 'Expendables 2' only to find both his local Blockbusters have closed down
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Brad Goodall @brad_gooodall
Soap opera acting is mostly being tan.
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Total Frat Move @totalfratmove
Seth from Superbad choosing to attend a state school where girls are half as smart and twice as likely to fellate him. #TFM
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History In Pictures @HistoryInPics
Einstein and Niels Bohr hanging out, 1925. pic.twitter.com/JpJvvYfoCA
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The Associated Press @AP
Nurse who witnessed botched kidney transplant at Ohio hospital sues for wrongful termination: apne.ws/1cohjCs -CC
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Tyler Beirnee @tylerbeirnee
4.0 to start off PT school...couldn't be happier
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History In Pictures @HistoryInPics
Easter presents for Hitler pic.twitter.com/gdwnWhDo5x
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The Fake ESPN @TheFakeESPN
NFL to now select Pro Bowl roster based on whoever is not in prison.
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Rhett Huff @rhetthuff
@thughes128 are you in Med school? If so, when did you start?
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Bree Johnson @breej564
I wonder if female dolphins ever get tattoos of community college students on them.. or if its just the other way around. #classygalsofhtown
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Organize Your Life @OrganizeHacks
If you somehow accidentally consume anti-freeze, drink alcohol.
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Organize Your Life @OrganizeHacks
"Damn it" or "dammit". NOT damnit
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Organize Your Life @OrganizeHacks
iPhone headphones: 1 click-play/pause, switch call 2-skip to next song 3-go to previous song Hold for 2 seconds to ignore calls
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Organize Your Life @OrganizeHacks
Going on a cruise & want to save on drinks? Put vodka in empty Listerine bottle & add 3 drops of blue food coloring pic.twitter.com/BIrySLye9E
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WORKAHOLICS @WorkaholicsCC
Make your #halfxmas party even tighter butthole with the ugliest sweaters around. These guys got you covered: bit.ly/qH5gEM
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Organize Your Life @OrganizeHacks
To quickly calculate the length of time between two times, convert the later time into 24hr and subtract. Ex., 8am to 5pm is 17-8=9
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Michelle Studeny @michellestudeny
Well we know he had fun today.. @Andrew_Pelfrey @Katie_Wise09 @Worthy18 pic.twitter.com/uonGpsNQqQ
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Brad Goodall @brad_gooodall
Out in the west end of Huntington, a Dodge Ram just ran over my steel toe boot and knocked my Shoney's leftovers out of my hand.
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Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers
Was Tewbowin' and bustin' flexes when a kid called me queer. Headlocked him and said,"Best Beli-Check yourself. Tebow's back, jack. Merica."
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Organize Your Life @OrganizeHacks
Tie a bow tie pic.twitter.com/tf4u4S8X0t
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Organize Your Life @OrganizeHacks
On Google Chrome, there are extensions where you can block the names "Justin Bieber" and "Nickelback" permanently.
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rob delaney @robdelaney
Pic of my wife. We're at the beach. I love her. pic.twitter.com/3cYhV5OLNr
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Matt Eskew @M_eskew
Cures hangovers pic.twitter.com/EAzhdbHlYH
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Andrew Browne @AndrewBrowne77
Getting hammered in the airport. #nohairdontcare
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Organize Your Life @OrganizeHacks
How to fold a dollar bill into a cool little shirt pic.twitter.com/KCGzTB1KyW
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Organize Your Life @OrganizeHacks
Most common mistakes in an interview pic.twitter.com/Q0umw8Y0Ri
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Organize Your Life @OrganizeHacks
How to give Lincoln a hat pic.twitter.com/JFRPqYx2EM
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Travis Hughes @thughes128
I guess I could workout.. Gotta give the ladies something to look at, and this body ain't gonna sculpt itself
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The Associated Press @AP
Obama to nominate Charlotte, N.C., Mayor Foxx to run Transportation Department: apne.ws/154g60R -KM
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Katie Wise @Katie_Wise09
@Andrew_Pelfrey how clever of Macy's to put NASCAR on in the women's dressing room for you poor souls who get forced into shopping ;)
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El Tejón @maxfullerrx
SOOO MANY ANKLE TATS AT BLACK SHEEP RIGHT NOW SOO MANY
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Reece Watkins @WeeceRatkins
On a scale of caesar to nazi.... how short should I make this buzzcut..... hmmmm
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xǝןɐ @basedbuddhist
@Andrew_Pelfrey who's gloves are these? You fucking oj?
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xǝןɐ @basedbuddhist
@Andrew_Pelfrey the mcribs back and guess who ain't getting non. YA CUT OFF
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Jenna Stranges @littleone515
Stepping up my lesbian game and playing soccer on a Friday night
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Brad Goodall @brad_gooodall
Hula hoops will lay flat against the stained tan carpet, dust beginning to collect.Hippies & burnouts spirits lull in the wake of #NODAYGLOW
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xǝןɐ @basedbuddhist
@THORNYninethree HOTCORNER!!
564d in reply to THORNYninethree               
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Andrew Radcliffe @Raackle15
Went to Davis Place to cougar hunt and the first person I see is my mom
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Kendall Marshall @KButter5
I know I'm not the only one watchin Maid in Manhattan right now. Keep it 100
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Andrew Pelfrey @Andrew_Pelfrey
Science>business RT @wiredscience: Our brains are built to create financial bubbles: http://bit.ly/iZM4az (by @jonahlehrer)
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Andrew Pelfrey @Andrew_Pelfrey
multiple shooters of JFK, Gerson cured cancer, 2Pac is alive, Miami beat OSU in the national championship, Osama wasn't shot #America
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Andrew Pelfrey @Andrew_Pelfrey
@ramminbottoms you have the coolest combover I've ever seen
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