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Ah, the old bouncing on the seat trick. Nicely done. Glad you're all sorted out. Drive safely :)
Here's one of the items you'll find in the Liberty archives. Hands up if you'd like to visit?
"If it's a beautifully colour & a beautiful print, it will always be in fashion'. Do you agree with our designer Emma?
I'm watching my dog on a webcam. I'm going to be a brilliant mum.
If you believe in God, make some noise. - John 3:16
Well Sainsbury's nailed their Christmas advert this year. Absolutely incredible! Sat in a hotel room crying Christmassy cries from my eyes.
I have now watched two hours of Mandela footage and tributes, but I won't know what I really think til I've seen what they say on Gogglebox.
So many tributes, yet Del Boy and Rodney stay silent. Even after all that time living in his house.
I'm too tired to spell properly, so I'm going to bed. Goodnigel.
You don't have to agree with his politics to see that when he finally had the upper hand, he consciously chose peace.
This really is a defining moment. The passing of a true, inspirational hero. If only every man could leave such huge footprints
If Mandela leaves us only with the knowledge that you're capable of leaving the world a better place than you found it, that'll do for me.
I feel like a man dying peacefully after 95 years' hard work and commitment to world-changing goodness is a happy ending, really. Not sad.
When Cameron makes his statement re Mandela,don't forget he was a member of Federation Of Tory Students who made this
I fucking love this woman
“: “: Oh my gosh you lucky sod 😍😍 ” he's a little shit! ;) x” and why is that?! ;;;;)
Quite impressed the way Matthew Wright is leading a bullying campaign against a 21-year-old woman. Makes him look a proper big man.
a attractive talented prat!
Well, my, my. I knew he had a small interest in acting when I directed his school play, but didn't know he was still pursuing it.
Her superpower seems to be west end shows!!
“: did u see me knocking your car window tonite bruv??” I did. You were inches from my head. We must kiss.
Physically gagged at the television three times. Never drinking with boys in kavos.
that's not good! Hope you get them done! 👍
Friendship is wierd.You pick a human you've met and you're like,
"yup I like this one"
and you just do stuff with them.
“: The best explanation of this fucking shitty program. Thank you Russell you are a bloody genius ” Cheers
But didn't bugs make Matthew cry on Monday?! My word he toughened up quickly!
This week's episode of 999: What's Your Emergency is called 'Blokes are fucking rubbish'.
How men wake up in the morning:
Brain: "Oh fuck."
Body: "Don't get up."
Cock: "THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!"
I've got away with using the same three for years, so that should be fine.
A 'street' sounds like a very busy place. Do you have an Oxford Forest? I think I'd like that much better.
The dog has infiltrated my room and is snoring her head off taking up all the bed. Who needs a man when you have a malamute?
A toned tummy would give me the body I'd have loved all my life, but that many sit ups wld mean I couldnt live the life I love
It caused chaos in B&Q earlier
I would sit on Max from the wanted until it came out of my ears.
Oh my goodness what an incredible man is!WELL DONE! Finally, a voice of the people. VIDEO
Thought I'd give POF a look out of boredom, so far I've had the entire guest list of Jeremy Kyle message me 😶🔫
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases - Carl Jung
Told by 3 ppl today that I'm looking really good, and slim too!! I shall go out without much make up on in future 😄
Watching WWE for the first time in 13 years. Rakeshi now has twin sons who wrestle and triple H is married to Stephanie McMan. I feel old 😳
Really looking forward to tomorrow!!!
lets do a joint book, between us it would be a definite best seller 😄 xxx
agreed! I know
That feeling though Beth. Something will
Make sense- it did to me
If Mr Carson & Mrs Hughes don't get it together eventually, I'll be very disappointed
Who is watching New Girl tonight? It's a brand new episode. Nick & Jess go on a double date with Schmidt & Cece. This isn't a spoiler UK.
Not so sure slim fast is the best of ideas. I may kill someone in a fit of the hangries.
Phoned because I was excited tht quark with sweetener tastes like cream. She was in a pub. Yea thts right ppl , im the cool 1!! :-/
Can't believe I'm in the garden in my pants trying to check on a fucking hedgehog!
at least they're having a wedding!!!
Was he in a relationship with his uncle?
Did you end up twerking with toothless men last night?
Thank god Duplex can't sing. I was worried for a minute there that I'd have to see them ever again.
Bye bye my lovely little Nana. Will miss you more than you will ever know xxx
don't give up, just concentrate on the ones who give back what you give and let the others get on with it xxx
Louis said of Lauren Harries in Celeb Big Brother “Lauren is not trying to be anyone she’s not”. Well, you say that...
Thank you all for your kind wishes, as you may have read I'm marrying the love of my life tomorrow so I'm off for a little while, big love x
I think it ran into the Scrabble box. If it runs out carrying a Q I'm getting the blowtorch!
…I think, and I could be wrong here, but, I think, drunken Mario thinks Sophie is beautiful… but I could’ve read that wrong!
I think I love Nick Miller a little bit. Also Schmidt. Now that's a sandwich I could fill!
Believe in the future. The world is getting better. There still is plenty of opportunity. –Walt Disney
I'm not going to keep apologising.
Ok, I'm gonna say it. 'The Sign' by Ace Of Bsse is the best song ever.
You gave me magical I gave u wonderful
hug balloon head Shelley for comfort, like a teddy bear 😄 xxx
Sometimes I'm in one of those moods where only my cat will cheer me up
Cant even leave the room.There's a massive creature on the other side of the door! Slammed it shut.Ths ladies &gents is why I don't camp :-/
quite sure. Could have been a double barrelled walking stick I guess
When those people you look up to, turn out to be dicks… well that sucks
thanks betharoono, I have ordered it. Peacocks would you believe!! See you soon beaut xxx
If Katie Hopkins can talk about class, I think I should go on This Morning to talk about Ferraris. As I don't have any.
Sister's going off to Ibiza at the end of the month. Jealous is not the word
Thanks to everyone on Twitter for the support these past 5 weeks you've been amazing! Now get out!
Totally just mended my tumble dryer
Dad's snoring in the next door room. We are in a caravan with paper walls. If I do manage to get to sleep I'll dream of loud things!
If you want to get over a problem, stop talking about it. Your mind affects your mouth, and your mouth affects your mind.
When it comes to you get out what you put in. Forget good genes etc, be prepared to work your ass off and the results will come!
Crying at despicable me. What is life.
Dad on laptop, mum on kindle and me on iPhone. Conversations are soooo 2000s 😄
So hot in my bedroom, I may die
To, too, two. Your, you're. There, they're, their. Right, write. I'm no English boffin but fuck me this is the basics isn't it?!
Nev singing Mr Brightside into a leek. Standard.
I'm going out in a bit before I die of craziness! Sainsburys watch out! Will suggest chickens to go with the dog and cat 😊
Dear god how do these people find anyone to breed with?
As ever today is tinged with a little sadness. What I wouldn't give to talk football with my Dad again if only for a few minutes. Miss him.
So dads just been telling me how to shuffle the music on his iPhone...the iPhone he bought off of me. Love a with the 'rents
Strange attraction to Leonard on Big Bang Theory
listen to your sister Betho, she speaka the truth 😘 xx
Just finished this drawing of Lana Del Rey! In my opinion it's dope as fuck!! …
Thursdays is arms and back......
How many Border Terrier puppy pictures can Twitter take?
Urine alley is particularly uriney this eve, mmmm
I think @MoodyOldCunt is jealous of my antics. He just tried to prove he was "rock n roll" by downing Taboo!
I feel a game of thrones evening coming on... 😉
The last time I saw a shadow perform that well I was watching gladiators
“: really really wish I was there with my family! 's” this needs to fuckin happen! We shall discuss and sort it! mwah
Ed Sheeran only exists because David Gray's head finally fell off.
He-man behind us, skeletor finishing his drink, ump ah lumpahs and teen wolf.
The egg thrower had such a grin on her face.
Get that girl a voting line. Il spend £££ voting for egg throwing! BGT!
amen to that!!! Remember, it's cos we have too much personality 💪
U know you're out of Norfolk when your ears pop cos you're driving down a hill!
stop reading comments, Stephen. Please. X
Hate blowing my nose on public transport. My gigantic nostrils make some horrendous and apparently, unsettling noises.
Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. -John Wooden
I love you all..I'm pissed on a fishing boat in the middle of the sea with a ciggy, glass of wine and a TV the size of a wing mirror!!!
Away so long. 1/2 a stone heavier, pale, over tired, quite wobbly & I have the hairiest fanny since the 70's. is in for a treat!
When u meet someone and ur not 100% sure they r a good person that nagging feeling is always 100% right!
I fricking love the food game!!!!!! Spam is right, possibly smash too. And I wouldn't want either of them in my mouth ha ha ha
My cat just meowed like a baby they deserve food for that
fuck knows what'd happen if you put my boob video on hahahahaha
In my head things don't happen to me for a reason anymore. The universe just enjoys pissing me off
"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels"...except hobnobs...and fries...and chocolate...and kebabs...oh f@ it, everything does..
Excited to see my fascinator when it's all done! ❤🌸
haha. Don't forget the one glove draw too x
Literally love these two!
I want a goat on my head RT : Baby goat conquers human.
Stinker for the peeps who walked out the cinema & didn't see the HANGOVER 3 ending credits!! Its a Must see..
well let's hope your death raises awareness on an often overlooked subject.
haha! Brilliant! Highlight was the 3 month stretch of going out every Saturday night! And the odd Friday with a tennis ball.
Wish I was in Derry Londonderry! But still confused over the double Derry!?
Oh and this little fella...
amazingly creative and beautiful, bespoke designs.
Morning dog walk-Middle aged couple 'AWW hi hannah, how are you today Hannah?Aww HANNAH MONTANA' 'urm this is Chester..not hannah' lol, awks
I really need to get laid.
My absolute hero just made 20,000 woman in the O2 horny.. A woman next to me is actually rubbing her breasts!!
Instead of acceptin every1 hates us, I prefer to think they love us so much they dont wanna burden us with stress of hostin 2014
“: , AKA Russell Brand, can't act. But he's very good at playing Russell Brand.” Plus I do the costumes.
Heartbreaking hearing this little girl talk
Also follow my good buddy for some beautiful designs xxx
I've been trying to copy the 'MadMen' look for 5 years and I've finally nailed it!
'Its always darkest before the dawn'
What's this weird feeling?? I actually feel happy! Lovely new job + new exciting fitness in my spare time 😍 eeek! Happy Shelley 🌟❤
I get my new start #2 tomorrow....
It'd be awesome if everything had hydraulics on or something...so I don't have to bend down all the time.
Happy Mother's Day! I hope your biological clock doesn't overpower everything else today!
ur not going mad, it'd be a lot for anyone to cope with. Just keep thinking, it's only a year, and breathe ❤ xx
Happy 1 year wedding anniversary to my beautiful wife . One down, forever to go! X
Yaaay, can't wait, looks awesome!
Just driven past a shop called Florist Gump. I'm so pleased I've seen this
Told my husband there was something on my mind & I'm finding it hard to concentrate. He handed me a gin & tonic. THAT is why I married him.
Family is the only sure thing in life.
had a dream tht there was an explosion and the conservatory was covered in cheese! Nachos have a lot to answer for! Good luck 2dy x
What is snap chat? Some sort of hat?
I've spent today cleaning and then exercising. If the me from 5 years ago met me now, she really wouldn't like me!
yaaaaaaaay! Well done my clever friend 🌟❤ and.....relax!! Xx
If you choose to lock your heart away, you'll lose it for certain. –Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Don’t look backwards for very long. Keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things. –Walt Disney
Last nights office......Cambridge you were ace👍😎✌
Thanks Cambridge, had a blast tonight. Soz for the voice being a bit dodgy…you made up for it thought. Was a hot one wasn’t it!
I have a feeling that Ollie is a full blown gay.
this flirtation between Spencer and Lucy feels like a prologue to The Omen
Cor I think Lou's just about ready for summer
Seriously considering making every Monday a Bank Holiday. Your Queen loves you.
": Gift I made for my partner's birthday xXx " I made this !!
Just came out to my roof in a sundress to a round of applause...think it was for rather than me getting my white bits out!!!
"Civilization will not attain to its perfection until the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest" Emile Zola
Walter White will consume your life!!
I was like omg, seriously...and he wasnt even that good! Stupid woman! Can u imagine what we would be like in that room for someone
this next one is basically a musical torturer!
“: ” 1st NIGHT OUT IN 4 YEARS! Congratulations :) x
Creativity grows in the fertile soil of acceptance & love. Hang around people who love & are accepting. Watch what happens!
we see them tuesday!!!!!! :-))
This week @MoodyOldCunt has decided to be a stargazer. I'm now sittin in the garden freezing my boobies off while we search for Saturn!
Kinda ready to come home now..