Twopcharts
Favorite Tweets on TwitterYou can check up to the last 200 tweets that are favorited by any unprotected Twitter user.
@
You can also check out this feature on our mobile website
ImageNameLocationTwitter sinceLinks
Caroline RobertsTexas...for now2009-07-30
@CarolineinCary1,722 days
Mom, wife, and teacher.
FollowersFollowingTweetsListsFavorites
472501,6250793
We found 200 favorite tweets.
Clements Rangers @CHS_Rangers
Final scores: CHS 4 EHS 2 congrats JV baseball!!! ⚾️⚾️💙🏆🎉
1h               
9
2
Justified @JustifiedFX
@Mikkio_14: Raise your hand if you are missing #Raylan... 🙋 @JustifiedFX 🙋 #Justified” ✋
1d in reply to Mikkio_14               
121
34
Anson Mount @ansonmount
Finally watched "The Wolf of Wall Street". Daggum. That one scene with Maccanaughey. And Leo totally deserved the nomination. Awesome.
1d               
75
13
Jeff Hephner @HEPHNERJEFF
Hangin out in the horse barn, thinking about @DavidEigenberg. #ChicagoFire pic.twitter.com/tuTXdbOhlJ
1d               
137
17
Oakland Athletics @Athletics
The #Athletics are 8-4, which is the best record in the American League and tied for third best in the majors.
2d               
209
236
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
"Perhaps there will be snacks!" - what I think when I'm going somewhere I don't want to go
2d               
62
27
Anson Mount @ansonmount
Still kicking my ass. #mom #golf whosay.com/l/tPc8bsq
2d               
50
3
William Shatner @WilliamShatner
This is the card they sent #StarCrossed I will treasure it! pic.twitter.com/gIZN05AqzC
3d               
698
248
Oakland Athletics @Athletics
Brandon Moss has hit safely in each of his last seven games, which is one short of the longest hitting streak of his career. #Athletics
3d               
58
32
James Shanklin @jamesshanklin17
Humility. Perspective. Gratitude.
cbsnews.com/videos/pharrel… pic.twitter.com/XWu2j54cJ9
3d               
17
6
TopDrawerSoccer.com @TopDrawerSoccer
Not the best Kompany. vine.co/v/MJetO3qQraE
3d               
12
17
Oakland Athletics @Athletics
Brandon Moss has a RBI single in the third inning. #Athletics 3, Mariners 1.
4d               
96
79
The Daily Dash @TheDailyDashWS
We need to make something out of those freakin' corners!
4d               
4
2
The Daily Dash @TheDailyDashWS
Apparently, that dance Brian Ching did on the video is the legit Dash Dance for goal celebrations. They're doing a tutorial for the crowd.
4d               
2
2
Clements Rangers @CHS_Rangers
Rangers we will have highlights on Channel 13 @BobSlovak13 tonight at 6pm & 10pm!! Woo hoo!!
4d               
11
6
Stephen Amell @amellywood
Shooting #Arrow Finale.
Lots of masks.
Several bows.
Braveheart references.
I love Braveheart.

#WilliamWallaceKilled50Men
4d               
2,805
1,183
Randy Waldrum @CoachWaldrum
Amazed and so appreciative of Houston's support of the Dash! What a great sports city!! #DashOn
5d               
40
18
Randy Waldrum @CoachWaldrum
Sellout in our home opener! More seating made available, so get your tks now! Help us reach another 1,000 season tks Houston! #gonnabefun
5d               
23
12
Justified @JustifiedFX
Everyone could use one. RT @jeepmayhem: @JustifiedFX I would like to purchase Rosetta Stone Boyd Crowder edition.
6d               
69
41
❄️Bailey Morley @bailmarie
"I used to think God guided us by opening + closing doors, but now I know sometimes God wants us to kick some doors down" @bobgoff #lovedoes
6d               
3
1
Coach Holcomb @rushholcomb
Raylan Givens and Boyd Crowder are arguably the best television duo ever. #jussayin'
7d               
102
39
WILLda8east @WILLda8east
Came up with the name of my rapper alter-ego only to find out it was already taken: "Paper Boi."
7d               
5
Clark Gregg @clarkgregg
Now we have to re-logo everything!!!! #Agentsof...
7d               
554
290
Oakland Athletics @Athletics
FINAL: #Athletics 7, Twins 4. #GreenCollar
7d               
392
524
Challenge Soccer @ChallengeSoccer
Who's excited to meet the entire @HoustonDash team TONIGHT!? Soccer Night Out at Burroughs 6-730pm! @CoachWaldrum @brianching @KiKmonique
7d               
13
9
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
Just Overheard Best Dad Ever: "Are you having fun? You are? Good, I'm happy. Now let's talk about how you blocked mom from your Instagram."
7d               
88
14
Oakland Athletics @Athletics
Brandon Moss adds a two-run single giving him seven RBI in the last three games. #Athletics 3, #Twins 0, Top of 1st
7d               
80
90
Justified @JustifiedFX
Who will you root for in the final season? Boyd or Raylan?
#JustifiedFX
8d               
29
9
Justified @JustifiedFX
East Coast, that's a wrap! Jimmy. Boyd. Raylan. Ava. Tim. Rachel. Art. Darryl. Wendy & that #JustifiedBodyCount. What did you think???
8d               
46
12
Clements Rangers @CHS_Rangers
Jacob Warner scores first Ranger goal. Beautiful.
8d               
32
22
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
"1/2 for the price of 1!" - slogan for tapas
8d               
56
11
Justified @JustifiedFX
"I may not know a lot about a lot of things, but I do know how to blow sh*t up." -Boyd
#JustifiedFX pic.twitter.com/z55mzfH6Zv
8d               
69
33
Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47
Sometimes I legitimately get bummed that I'm not in any of the Step Up movies.
8d               
15,936
5,941
Stana Katic @Stana_Katic
pic.twitter.com/klfspA0s5o
8d               
1,934
1,444
St Laurence YM @StLaurenceYM
@Pontifex: How good it is for us when the Lord unsettles our lukewarm and superficial lives.” #truth
9d in reply to Pontifex               
1
1
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
I want to get better with age like Metallica's haircuts, not worse like Metallica's music.
9d               
32
7
Oakland Athletics @Athletics
RECAP: Brandon Moss blasts 3-run homer in #Athletics' 6-3 victory over Mariners. atmlb.com/1gAZE7U pic.twitter.com/LUF3cjPFU3
10d               
229
188
Texas Humor @TexasHumor
No grocery store can compare to HEB.
10d               
675
547
The Daily Dash @TheDailyDashWS
Best thing I tonight--10 min. in, Dad: "This is better than the Dynamo game." Little Girl: "Duh, daddy. They're girls, they're better." Ha!
10d               
16
5
Juli Cunningham @JuliCunningham
Nice job, Challenge 01 for defeating Challenge 02 1-0 in the State Cup game! #Challenge14
11d               
3
1
Challenge Soccer @ChallengeSoccer
Another all #ChallengeFamily match up now. 01 vs 02 facing off in a State Classic League Qualifying game! Good luck! pic.twitter.com/bcBbtUME5D
11d               
3
Anson Mount @ansonmount
There is NOTHING like duck roast over a fire put. NOTHING! #camping whosay.com/l/UqP88hs
11d               
56
6
David Boreanaz @David_Boreanaz
Nine years ago I was shooting a pilot called Bones. People didn't like the name nor gave it a shot to make it.
11d               
2,682
1,014
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
I don't know why we're surprised by James Franco. His whole vibe is: "Lit professor who would sleep with his students."
12d               
86
19
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
Sometimes I hold down the shift key instead of hitting caps lock, and in those moments I get why people don't believe in evolution.
12d               
40
11
Anson Mount @ansonmount
Goin camping. #peace whosay.com/l/cmh87rG
13d               
54
3
Oakland Athletics @Athletics
Brandon Moss doubles off the wall in right-center and Jed Lowrie comes home! It's 6-0 #Athletics in the 6th.
14d               
101
130
Oakland Athletics @Athletics
Each of Brandon Moss' last 11 regular season hits have been for extra bases, which ties the longest such streak in Oakland history.
14d               
39
15
William Shatner @WilliamShatner
I actually laughed at a comment saying I don't understand 'this' fandom. I've been dealing with fandoms for close to 50 years
16d               
1,331
546
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
Nothing hurts more than when someone expresses a shared, deeply held opinion, but they use the wrong your/you're.
16d               
50
18
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
I've long lost interest in watching Gordon Ramsay cook, but I'd definitely watch him call Time Warner Cable Customer Service.
16d               
82
22
Oakland Athletics @Athletics
Here it is everybody... The #Athletics lineup for #OpeningNight. #GreenCollar pic.twitter.com/472xvrtEL6
16d               
391
525
Anson Mount @ansonmount
Lesson for the day: Don't read about yourself on the internet! When it's wrong, it makes you mad. When it's right, it makes you paranoid.
16d               
82
27
Texas Humor @TexasHumor
In Texas, fairy tales don't start with "Once upon a time". They start with, "y'all ain't gonna believe this shit."
23d               
615
507
WILLda8east @WILLda8east
"Thank you for calling _______ Customer Support. For First-World Problems press one. Para Español marque dos."
23d               
4
krisfrank @krisfrank
I always knew this day would come @StLaurenceYM! #overthrowkris
24d               
3
Challenge Soccer @ChallengeSoccer
01's getting some last words before kick-off. Good luck, girls #Challenge14 pic.twitter.com/5Ygoz1OrGs
24d               
7
2
Challenge Soccer @ChallengeSoccer
02's getting checked in before their SCL Qualifying game today. Kick off in 10 minutes! Good luck, girls #Challenge14 pic.twitter.com/Rv4ixvlRZf
24d               
3
1
Anson Mount @ansonmount
My little brother Jonathan Meiburg and his band @ShearwaterBand kicking it in NYC tonight. So proud! #musicwhosay.com/l/qev82Mv
25d               
37
4
Anson Mount @ansonmount
#1 is my favorite, followed by #7. whosay.com/l/pyB82Kl
25d               
25
3
Stephanie L Schlund @1StephanieLeigh
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.....
25d               
47
25
Anson Mount @ansonmount
Hearts and minds with the people of Turkey. #turkey #twitterisbannedinTurkey
25d               
35
18
ian somerhalder @iansomerhalder
1 BILLION people don't have the luxury of clean & safe water. See what @wholeworldwater is doing at Yahoo.com
25d               
4,215
2,732
Stephen Amell @amellywood
My daughter knows all the words to Up From Below by Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros. She's 5 months old. Likes the live version best.
26d               
1,625
314
Gabriel Macht @GabrielMacht
Living la vida loca. Oh yeah!!!!!
26d               
746
301
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
I'm very famous amongst people whom I have known for over a decade.
26d               
54
8
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
If you sit in first class and don't eat every free thing they hand you, we can't be friends.
26d               
57
16
Tony Goldwyn @tonygoldwyn
"#Scandal” at 10 earned a 2.9/9 — the highest rating of the night — and 8.9 million viewers." WOO HOO!!! #GladiatorsNotBitches
26d               
537
270
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
CNN now has its anchors just shrugging their shoulders and saying, "Plane? Plane? Plane?"
26d               
73
15
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
So cute how Groupon thinks I'm moving back to Boston. (Because I'm too lazy to tell it I left three years ago.)
26d               
14
1
Anson Mount @ansonmount
Way to go @Harvard !!!!! @hoopsatharvard #harvard #NCAA
27d               
13
2
Ellen DeGeneres @TheEllenShow
@KatieQLowes @BellamyYoung I'd be able to get a lot more done for y'all if you'd just send me the scripts ahead of time.
27d in reply to KatieQLowes               
553
201
Rob Fee @robfee
I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, "I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"
28d               
8,401
7,757
Sophia Bush @SophiaBush
🔥🚔👊 RT @derekhaas: Both shows renewed!!!
28d               
802
241
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
"OK, honey... now sit down... Good job! Now pull out your phone and open your favorite app..." (Potty Training in 2014)
28d               
58
15
Bernie Pleskoff @BerniePleskoff
#Athletics Billy Burns home to first in 3.81 seconds. Fastest I've seen this spring. Faster than Hamilton and Gordon. Flying.
28d               
74
91
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
I snack the way a shark swims: Constantly, and with the subtle, underlying fear that if I stop, I will die.
28d               
103
53
RainnWilson @rainnwilson
Changing my name to Tatum Channing. Just to get more work.
28d               
1,138
332
Oakland Athletics @Athletics
The #Athletics lineup for today at the #Indians pic.twitter.com/jL6fotcq4W
28d               
46
53
Jeff Hephner @HEPHNERJEFF
Very excited about what happens with Clarke tonight! Might be my best work yet! #ChicagoFire
29d               
304
75
Pope Francis @Pontifex
Thank you for all your warm wishes on my anniversary. Please continue praying for me.
30d               
9,924
3,788
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
I've never killed onstage as hard as Robin Williams crushes with impressions in the classroom in Dead Poets Society.
31d               
32
2
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
Taught a standup workshop to inner city teens yesterday, which was difficult because they were all funnier than I am.
31d               
54
2
Colin Donnell @colindonnell
I wonder if the people inside The Magnolia Bakery I pass on the way to the gym know exact depth of my loathing for them.
31d               
47
4
Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce
@1kyrspeedy: @GroovyBruce love your acting career”

Thanks for financing it.
32d in reply to 1kyrspeedy               
75
14
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
always remember when a toilet is a prop toilet always remember when a toilet is a prop toilet always remember when a toilet is a prop toilet
35d               
61
18
Oakland Athletics @Athletics
The #Athletics lineup for today's game at Muni against the #Royals... pic.twitter.com/J2uEOuYusW
35d               
51
45
Jeff Hephner @HEPHNERJEFF
I love a good vasectomy "slash" tapas party! #ChicagoFire
35d               
84
23
RODEOHOUSTON @RODEOHOUSTON
Look who we found walking into the Stadium! Come see @tufcooper and the rest of the crew tonight at #RODEOHOUSTON! pic.twitter.com/oLnMtfCIP8
36d               
132
46
ian somerhalder @iansomerhalder
Does this make anyone else as happy as it makes me...? instagram.com/p/la1mIeKJ3i/
36d               
3,974
2,462
Anson Mount @ansonmount
She's a fickle lover. whosay.com/l/sdk7XGV
38d               
28
2
Brad Davis @Brad_Davis11
What a way to start things off! Great team win in front of a great crowd! Love seeing our dancing bear @wbruin dance!
38d               
51
20
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
Drove by a swingers club with a valet. Makes sense you bring your car and watch someone else park it. Lets you know what you're in for.
41d               
42
14
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
*walks onto the Shark Tank set* "Here's my idea: It's just like Twitter, except all the irony is clearly notated." *leaves with $5 million*
42d               
40
7
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
One drink puts me on real life caps lock.
42d               
90
29
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
Someone just gave me a book for free. Wasn't even about Jesus. Weird.
42d               
46
13
Jase Robertson @JaseDuckman
Hanging out at Mountain Man's. He started telling a story thirty minutes ago. #IntenseSuspense pic.twitter.com/oSL31TqkcK
42d               
3,484
536
scott sherman @scottesherman
Ate a freeze dried pea. Got the full space camp experience.
42d               
2
Challenge Soccer @ChallengeSoccer
@CarolineinCary update coming right now. Check next tweet for link to Facebook page with details
42d in reply to CarolineinCary               
1
U.S. Soccer @ussoccer
Bezus and Dempsey involved in a scuffle at midfield…Bezus earns a yellow for his troubles. 85'
42d               
31
16
Katherine @katherinetarbox
Successfully converted someone from wearing dad jeans today. Saving the world, one first world problem at a time.
42d               
5
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
Apple has to completely replace my hard drive. I hope this won't affect the 83 tabs I had open. I was gonna read all those articles. Really.
43d               
102
13
Eli Braden @EliBraden
Thanks John Travolta for the most entertainment you've provided us with since 'Pulp Fiction'
43d               
44
7
Donnie Wahlberg @DonnieWahlberg
I love Target vine.co/v/MAviWFUeDlM
43d               
1,063
417
Christopher Gorham @ChrisGorham
"The one and only, Idel Dazim."
44d               
81
37
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
Super Bowl, Olympics, and Oscars are over. Is there another live-tweeting event soon?
*checks calendar, sees own wedding*
Oh, good.
44d               
85
9
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
Lotta white ladies penciling in "Lupita(?)" on their lists of potential baby names tonight.
44d               
227
119
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
I wasn't getting the full message of the song but then Bette Midler did the wing motion and I was like, "Yes. Now it works."
45d               
109
62
Jeff Hephner @HEPHNERJEFF
Just looking at Jennifer Garner is proof that Affleck can't be a douche.
45d               
173
38
Scandal @ScandalABC
Someone get @kerrywashington a slice of pizza! #Oscars
45d               
2,110
1,347
Anson Mount @ansonmount
This is one of the funniest things I've EVER seen. @JeffGordonWeb rules. whosay.com/l/vuO7Uzb
45d               
46
21
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
I love license plate covers cause I'm always like "Did that guy buy his Honda at a dealership?" and I look at the plate and go "Oh, he did."
46d               
57
14
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
Cheesecake Factory menus should come with a bookmark.
46d               
107
19
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
CADBURY EGGS BETTER NOT BE UNBORN PEEPS
47d               
171
93
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
Thanks, @robfee! You use your power for good!! mandatory.com/2014/02/28/thi…
47d               
8
Alex Sepiol @ASepiol
Parking in LA has reached the point where it's a logic problem on the LSAT @ ShopHouse Southeast Asian… instagram.com/p/k7zNtvKqWD/
48d               
1
1
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
Had to give myself the "you're a bear" speech from Swingers before I opened Outlook this morning.
49d               
22
5
Anson Mount @ansonmount
Don't see respect for USA's multiculturalism as being liberal; I see it as being decidedly conservative. RT @76Gibson2010: you liberal?
49d               
14
3
Kim Williams-Paisley @Kimwilliamspais
I just accidentally sharpied over my new manicure. Looks like a majestic winged dragon or something. #glasshalffull pic.twitter.com/V2CzA9yqU0
50d               
133
10
Stephen Amell @amellywood
Very proud of @JaredEng -- justjared.com/2014/02/25/jus…

Doubly excited for Perez Hilton to rip off this idea and claim it as his own.
50d               
447
201
Sarah Michelle @RealSMG
.@JustJared What an amazing site!! Everyone should check it out justjared.com/2014/02/25/jus… Thank you @JaredEng
50d               
127
71
Anson Mount @ansonmount
Thank you for the birthday wishes. Today I'm spending it the way I want the rest of the year to be: working with good people.
50d               
116
11
Anson Mount @ansonmount
Another year older, another colonoscopy.
50d               
101
22
Anson Mount @ansonmount
"Non-Stop" premiere tonight. Should I post pics? Maybe see what kinda trouble I can get in? #nonstop #universal
51d               
94
5
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
If you don't think Groundhog Day is one of the most powerful films ever made about LIVING, watch it again (and again). Thanks, Harold Ramis.
51d               
79
36
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
I hit my Snooze button faster than I hit a Bop-It.
51d               
80
31
Beautiful Georgia @GeorgiaPics
Beautiful sunrise this morning on Lake Allatoona in Cartersville, GA. pic.twitter.com/MFSfBHDVfT
51d               
304
256
Scott Baehren @ScottBaehren
@ChallengeSoccer Very good opening weekend of State Classic League play for Challenge 01s. Went 2-0. Must be the Blue Bell! #Challenge14
52d in reply to ChallengeSoccer               
1
3
Juli Cunningham @JuliCunningham
Awesome game for Challenge '01 as they down Lonestar '01Red SA 1-0! Nice weekend of soccer, girls! @ChallengeSoccer #Challenge14
52d               
2
2
Charlie Daniels @CharlieDaniels
Congratulations Canadian Olympic team for bringing home the gold again!!!
52d               
48
34
Kristin Kreuk @MsKristinKreuk
Toast and tea and an amazing gold medal win!
52d               
421
171
NCRunners @NCRunners
Cary's girls ran 3:53.59 for 4x400, NC #2 US #7 NC #2 All-Time
52d               
9
4
Anson Mount @ansonmount
No, 7-11 donuts. I don't want you!!!
52d               
52
6
Jessica Long @JessicaLong
Who's ready for a “Long Way Home?” Thank you @NBCOlympics for putting my story together perfectly.
53d               
267
77
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
Arizona thinks it's the black and white part of "Pleasantville."
53d               
57
20
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
But seriously, where do I put on my taxes that everyday I'm hustlin'?
53d               
105
45
Oakland Athletics @Athletics
Team Photo Day #BoMel #Selfie #GreenCollar pic.twitter.com/Qbfgt8kUpo
53d               
132
37
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
When my phone won't acknowledge the spelling of a dirty word, it's like it's telling me: "Joshua! Not in polite company!"
53d               
34
5
Donnie Wahlberg @DonnieWahlberg
Take a moment to consider how truly blessed you are today. A moment of gratitude for the biggest, or even smallest thing. It's all a gift.
53d               
1,516
1,075
Sophia Bush @SophiaBush
If you spam me, I won't follow you, I'll block you. C'mon guys. #notcool #spamsucks
54d               
1,024
164
Randy Waldrum @CoachWaldrum
@TheDailyDashWS wait, you have a Dash shirt? I don't even have one of those! Ha
54d in reply to TheDailyDashWS               
4
1
Challenge Soccer @ChallengeSoccer
Halftime adjustments lead to a goal from Emily Kaestner 5 minutes into the second half #Challenge14
54d               
7
2
Anson Mount @ansonmount
I'm not shitting on your sport; I'm shitting on your art-form slash pass-time. RT @edenm6: I figure skate stop shitting on my sport
54d               
17
4
Anson Mount @ansonmount
Okay, as a guy who used to rock climb, I'm fully willing to admit that this scares the HELL out of me. whosay.com/l/iUm7R2z
54d               
21
5
Anson Mount @ansonmount
Haven't laughed this hard in a while. Please read. This guy is awesome. whosay.com/l/rRu7R0K
54d               
49
12
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
LA is Downton Abbey. Everyone's OK with interracial relationships, homosexuality & abortion as long as you're wearing the exact right thing.
54d               
59
9
Tom Lieber @tommyleeba
Spotify told me to listen to "Music From the Motion Picture 'The Craft'" and I'm instantly ok w the robots taking over because they're smart
55d               
6
1
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
Tried to pump my own gas in New Jersey and Chris Christie sent a drone strike after me.
55d               
30
5
Stephanie L Schlund @1StephanieLeigh
"Do everything with a good heart and expect nothing in return"
55d               
41
26
Mashable @mashable
The poor Sochi Bear was saddened by Russia's loss in men's ice hockey at the Olympics. on.mash.to/1bmNNOx pic.twitter.com/obAcINR0ZZ
55d               
187
293
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
A single guy at an art museum looks like he's trying to sleep with the paintings.
56d               
28
6
Anson Mount @ansonmount
I'm okay with Martin and Short, but not that ass-clown Chase.RT @nprnews: 'Three Amigos' Talk Trade In Mexico n.pr/1fA4UbD
56d               
14
1
Stephen Amell @amellywood
The ESPN homepage forcing viewers to watch a Robert Pattinson Dior ad, might be the funniest thing that's ever happened.
56d               
861
376
Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH
Loving my new iPhone case from @mophie. Battery drainage issues be damned - switch flipped, I'm back to 100%!
56d               
1,411
190
Stephen Amell @amellywood
Somebody tell the Latvian goalie that Vince Carter wants his body language back.
56d               
495
173
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
Thanks to porn's very loose definition of the word, I consider myself a comedy "star."
57d               
52
10
Faith Hill @FaithHill
“I think the best thing my girls have going for them, is having their mother as a role model,” - @TheTimMcGraw bit.ly/1biPzAc
57d               
275
80
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
Chipotle rebranding itself as health food is blowing my mind. I feel like we're a week away from Human Rights Chicken at Panda Express.
57d               
39
9
Anson Mount @ansonmount
Congrats to my friend @jimmyfallon Well done, sir. Continuing a grand tradition and already doing it with panache. Yes, I said "panache".
57d               
74
6
Anson Mount @ansonmount
USA Ice Dancing GOLD!!! Yeah! Check it out, world!!! We... um... We like... skate good... And TOGETHER! In unison... um... Purple fuchsia!!!
57d               
75
21
Sean Thomason @TheThomason
These athletes have trained 17 years for this moment, let's see if they can keep me from looking at my phone for 2 minutes.
57d               
484
180
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
I really want Edible Arrangements to sponsor The Bachelor, so that episodes end with Chunks of Melon on a Stick Ceremonies.
58d               
67
16
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
Listened to five minutes of NPR Politics before realizing they were doing a House of Cards recap.
58d               
106
34
Alyssa Milano @Alyssa_Milano
Please don't click on links that are publishing paparazzi pics of Milo. Here's a personal pic instead. pic.twitter.com/wbJX7cchCd
58d               
2,794
694
TODAY @TODAYshow
"I was running out of moves there." - @OSH74 on his multiple shots in Saturday's epic shootout
58d               
39
25
Anson Mount @ansonmount
Will everyone please join me in thanking @MillerBode for his phenomenal accomplishment? He makes #teamUSA proud!!!
58d               
92
47
Anson Mount @ansonmount
Oh, Bode. You need to know that we are SO FUCKING proud of you! Thank you for your passion and your commitment. @MillerBode
58d               
54
13
Mashable @mashable
Musical parents @kimjdean & @pennholderness make a snow day with their kids look pretty fun on.mash.to/1cOshgZ pic.twitter.com/7u7zNLkK69
59d               
56
60
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
I just want to be fancy enough to do anything we've stolen the French word for. Like rendezvous. Or soirée. Or crepe.
59d               
38
17
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
I read the sentence "I'm a YouTube star" in the same way that I hear a child say "I'm this many!"
60d               
67
18
Greg Vaughan @greg_vaughan
How funny!! In my home town!! God Bless Texas!!
60d               
28
7
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
You're being too literal, sign. pic.twitter.com/7ysSVLRqrf
60d               
109
27
Jeff Hephner @HEPHNERJEFF
TJ Oshe! #USAHockey
60d               
134
34
Christopher Gorham @ChrisGorham
"Do you want the chocolate soufflé for dinner?" - @AnelLopezGorham tonight #SoulMate
60d               
61
4
sevenly @sevenly
Most of the time, the only difference between a good and a bad day is our attitude. #StayPositive
60d               
57
66
Clements Rangers @CHS_Rangers
Coaches Todd Ericson (mens Varsity) Rob Boagni (ladies varsity) are INCREDIBLE COACHES!! ⚽️⚽️
61d               
4
1
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
Getting you all something today from 1-800-FOLLOWERS.
61d               
49
2
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
I get that the hearts represent hearts. But are the other donuts supposed to be male and female genitalia? pic.twitter.com/RMkTqypeAz
61d               
57
13
CNN @CNN
Sad sight for car lovers: Surveillance video caught the moment a sinkhole swallowed a Corvette cnn.it/1guuEcD pic.twitter.com/4ifMmeXP74
62d               
200
438
Rider Strong @RiderStrong
Why? It's not like it's "Grunge McRollerblade" RT @xcuisle: "rider strong" most 90s name ever, right??
63d               
201
80
Challenge Soccer @ChallengeSoccer
Rain can't stop us today! Technical work and fitness #BetterEveryDay #Challenge14 vine.co/v/MWjii2qltOD
65d               
8
7
Randy Waldrum @CoachWaldrum
The Following, gotta love it! The plot twists never end!!
65d               
9
3
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
None of our jobs will ever offer the security of "Mayor of Toronto."
67d               
88
78
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
A real "love scene" in a movie is when one character visits the other one's parents and isn't a total jerk about it.
67d               
34
7
Anson Mount @ansonmount
"Rule #1: There is no book club." RT @usedtobenichole: @ansonmount what is the first rule of the book club?
68d               
56
9
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
Ben Affleck is going to win so many Oscars for his eventual movie about whatever happens at these Olympics.
68d               
136
73
Houston Chronicle @HoustonChron
There's a new baby giraffe at the @houstonzoo. He doesn't have a name yet. chron.com/news/article/H… #hounews pic.twitter.com/a8HJxLlXca
69d               
24
43
NCAA Baseball @NCAACWS
9 days 'til pitchers bring the heat! #ncaaBaseball pic.twitter.com/q8rkFwWYPZ
70d               
213
284
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
My pot just accused my kettle of not celebrating Black History Month.
72d               
32
15
Anson Mount @ansonmount
For the record, many drinks were drunk in honor of Phil tonight.
73d               
125
19
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
I'm glad this wasn't wasted on Seattle during its grunge era.
73d               
43
8
WILLda8east @WILLda8east
WORST commercial of the night? The postgame Scientology.org spot. Didn't you people hear? No one cares about you and your phony b.s..
73d               
9
Alex Sepiol @ASepiol
Biracial love in the Cheerios ad. Horse-dog inter species love in the Budweiser ad. God bless America.
73d               
10
4
Colin Donnell @colindonnell
Judging from the whimpers from @PattiMurin beside me during this @Budweiser ad I’m either getting a dog or a Clydesdale within the year.
73d               
59
12
Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott
Mr. Manning you want my Coke?
Manning: *chugs Coke*
See ya around.
Manning: Hey kid, catch.
*tosses jersey*
*jersey intercepted by Seahawks*
73d in reply to Reverend_Scott               
4,825
5,558
Alex Sepiol @ASepiol
Next time someone around me looks really bummed, I'm going to be all, "why the Manning Face?"
73d               
6
8
Colin Donnell @colindonnell
So basically @SirPatStew and @wilw just won the #SuperBowl twitterverse with that exchange. I retire now.
73d               
46
19
Laina @laina622
So much for orange being the new black. #SuperBowl
73d               
624
409
Christopher Gorham @ChrisGorham
So...Bruno Mars opens his "Your sex takes me to paradise" song with children singing? Totes appropes. Lol #NelliSuperBowlParty
73d               
91
57
Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton
Please let Bruno Mars involve his sister, Veronica, in some capacity.
73d               
65
41
For remarks, suggestions and complaints, you can contact us at: info@twopcharts.com. On Twitter you can find us here: @gl_twop_1000