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Excitable Gurelle Cape May County NJ2009-06-19
@Christal_L1,901 days
I joke, curse, post & write. Read my TL. recovered addict, mental illness, personable, pretty cute for a tumor girl, just weird. Tuberous Sclerosis, WLS
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We found 199 favorite tweets.
MB Photo Channel @MariaBoedeker
albino pic.twitter.com/sre45uSYUZ
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Loco Eric @ericsshadow
Live tweeting my ride to work.

Tree
Car
Tree
House
Telephone pole
Skunk
Tree

Stay tuned for more exciting updates.
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MB Photo Channel @MariaBoedeker
California Red Sided Garter Snake pic.twitter.com/Q2YXjMk89b
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David Wallace @Dave334
@GovChristie Our favorite spot on the beautiful beach at Cape May. #itsashorething pic.twitter.com/vFXfBHZMex
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Heroine Addict @HeroineAddict
My son wet his bed and said "But it's only the first time this week, so it's ok".
1. He doesn't really know what a week is.
2. It's Monday.
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Fr Brad Sweet @BradBradsweet
"Heroism at work is to be found in finishing each task" St Josemaria
#LabourDay
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WaningWoman.com @WaningWoman
The Waning Woman Daily is out! paper.li/WaningWoman Stories via @Christal_L @YWMOAC @DalArtsDistrict
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Stephen Drangula @Drangula
I will pay big money ($3.99 plus tax) to any hacker who can acquire nude photos from any cast member of the 1936 movie, GASOLOONS.
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Wanderer @lauradru62
I think I'm in way over my head now and drowning in feelings this sucks.
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Bailey @bailey_doty
Has anyone ever given that doornail a proper funeral?
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Lady Boners @Iadybonerss
what a view 😍🙌 pic.twitter.com/pxLJUeRNaZ
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CatMan @CuddleYourCat
I'll become vegan when McDonald's introduces the McKitten.
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The Cult Cat @Elverojaguar
pic.twitter.com/gCtybTBKT1
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Dr Schnooks @Freedoctoring
LISTEN! I'M DEALING WITH A HAMMER TOE OVER HERE!
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jeffswarens @jeffswarens
No Joe, Opinion shows aren't why people don't trust the news media, it's that the "news" shows have become opinion shows.
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Just a Dreamer @life_goes_on76
Twitter~ where the funny, inspirational, sad, passionate and risqué all meet up to form one very unique and beautiful place.
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Julz Millar @DONTJIMMYMEJULZ
Why do people have to question everything?
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Dom GhostHunter @domghosthunter
it was an awesome investigation last night at lizzie borden pic.twitter.com/E0gXYcHSK3
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Road Trip Blogger @RoadTripBlogger
How fun! MT @YellowJeepRyder LMAO!!! This is hilarious! Love this trucker!! #lol #funny pic.twitter.com/wCKyfHQ2zE
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Scumbag Vérité @GeorgeScumbag
@Christal_L Exactly! A fair fair, if you will.
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Yolanda Richardson @YolandaRichard7
You're standing in your yard with your #3 baseball cap on backwards AND a beer in each hand? Whoa...EASY there, Billy Bad Ass!
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Sheila @1Happytwit
You'd be surprised how many rocks your neighbours will chuck at your house if you play your music loud enough.
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Yolanda Richardson @YolandaRichard7
Twitter Random Acts Of Kindness: Create a "Stuff To Keep Your Ass Quiet" Box for a kid.
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Slow Motion Pics @SIooowMotion
Parakeet Running In Slow Motion pic.twitter.com/7o9WGle9hg
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Trish Knight @trishknight
@Christal_L I've been there in the summer and winter. Have stayed at the Star several times, and the Grand. Love to eat at Pier House.
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Oldielocks @IAmTheCrew
Work with my hands and lose use of my hands.
Or...
Don't work with my hands and lose use of my mind.
What a fun fucking conundrum.
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Rob D Gluck @RDGluck
interesting counter-view on Robin Williams' death: pic.twitter.com/DjsDjKvVeb
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David David Katzman @AGreaterMonster
Just once I'd like someone to give ME a makeover, and then I end up dating the popular kid.
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Sir Martin Lewis @OnlyMartinLewis
mentally assigning hobbies to random strangers on the train, so far today, roller derby, scrapbooking, knitting and indecent exposure.
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Khaili Allen @AllKhaili
@RT_com Your tweet is now featured on my @RebelMouse pic.twitter.com/lrYmqgzthC *bump it* rbl.ms/1lLxSOa
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WaningWoman.com @WaningWoman
The Waning Woman Daily is out! paper.li/WaningWoman Stories via @Christal_L @ChrisZump @FocusPointeGLB
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Loco Eric @ericsshadow
Welcome to holiday weekend Twitter: where you and I just read each other's tweets while we wonder what the other popular people are doing.
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Bo / Rach / Princess @bodachious
Currently stuffing food in my face to get over my hangry. You'd think I'd have learnt but no!
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bigAtheVERB @bigAtheVERB
Diagnosis: stasis
Prognosis: terminal
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Joey @joeyfullystated
Reverse puberty is fun cause women only hafta endure it for three to fifteen years.
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Cara @baeblacksheep
Looking for a new and challenging way to exercise? I highly recommend the brisk psychotic break.
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em @DilemmaEmmaEmma
I will be on the couch watching The Simpsons until I die.

(happy)
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bigAtheVERB @bigAtheVERB
Inscribed on the inside front cover of my father's Latin primer ca. 1929:
Latin--first it killed Caesar, now it's killing me.
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Scumbag Vérité @GeorgeScumbag
Your nothin' happenin' podcast is slightly more popular than tertiary syphilis.
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... @PolhunterP
I miss you guys if only my mind would connect everything would be okay but it doesn't and it makes me sad.Loves and hugs peeps always xox.
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Loco Eric @ericsshadow
It's weird how secretive aliens are and yet they're still too lazy to shut off the blinking lights on their UFO.
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Lindsay @Rollinintheseat
"How can we shank people as discreetly as possible?"-Makers of tortilla chips
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Shawn Brennan @ShawnBrennan
For the first time in a long time I'm sub 200 again.. with just a few life changes. More to come, I'm on my way.
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Kiwi @kwirkyKerri
I was raised by hippies in a commune. So don't tell me how weird your childhood was.
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Lindsay @Rollinintheseat
First world wheelchair problems: People are always pushing you around and talking behind your back.
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Bo / Rach / Princess @bodachious
So much love for my little man! pic.twitter.com/ZRompVOpX7
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i'm_a_ballerina @Browneyed_mama
Amateur guy on pornhub who is wearing socks, thanks for ruining any semblance of orgasm I might have had from watching you and your wife.
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Cheeky Dre @cheeky_dre
It must be some type of pheremone I'm putting off that makes people think I'm approachable and welcoming... or a whore-moan.... idk.
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JustTheGuyInShades™® @schumyxxx
When I'm bored, I throw my hands up over my head and bring it down slooowly in front of my face. I call it, "Having A Prince Moment".
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bigAtheVERB @bigAtheVERB
When this place is closed up a couple hours it smells like Old Spice, Ben-Gay, and dipilitory.
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Lindsay @Rollinintheseat
I wonder what all the people who say "totes" instead of totally are doing with all that extra time on their hands.
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MB Photo Channel @MariaBoedeker
Athens, Greece pic.twitter.com/pS8YY1aXGl
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El Jefe @Sickayduh
"Oh me so horny"

- traffic jams
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bigAtheVERB @bigAtheVERB
My inbox is filled with Labor Day sales! I am excited beyond words!
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Theodora Chester @beingtheo
Going to have a hot fudge sundae with an extra serving of sentimental fluff.
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Spanky McDutcherson @thatdutchperson
*looks at guy behind me at Starbucks*

"Where do babies come from?"
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bigAtheVERB @bigAtheVERB
Call me Mr. bigA. Have some fucking respect.
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Uniquely Twisted @rage_chaos
Our nightly ice cream together! pic.twitter.com/D1i6j2fjkS
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Tim @qwertying
@Cristiana_M_ @CherBear162 Doms are always welcomed… we could always earn a whip or two. o_0
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Tim @qwertying
I’ve just been matched with myself on eHarmony.
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bigAtheVERB @bigAtheVERB
@Christal_L Touché.
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bigAtheVERB @bigAtheVERB
My feed is 95% RTs.
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David Vahedi @BlackCheesePie
I swear, I used to actually do stuff before this Simpsons marathon started.
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Ian Kinney @IanKinney
I feel weird walking into a sporting goods store. I feel like I belong more in a sporting terribles store.
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Tim Fargo @alphabetsuccess
It's great to be happy, but it's even better to bring happiness to others. - @DavidRoads #quote
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tumblr things @tumblrthings
can we take a second to understand how genius this is pic.twitter.com/vv8yITwED1
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JustTheGuyInShades™® @schumyxxx
All my life people have confused me as someone who's talented when really I'm just someone who works hard.
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Heroine Addict @HeroineAddict
Sometimes I visit your TL & wonder why you're such an asshole then I realize I'm still on my own TL & those are my tweets & OMG kill me.
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Heroine Addict @HeroineAddict
My wife is downstairs reading a book.
A fucking BOOK! Haha.
I'm up in my office RTing all of you andOHMYGODWHAT'SHAPPENEDTOMEFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Heroine Addict @HeroineAddict
Do people who think cops have the most dangerous jobs know about roofers?
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Shawn Brennan @ShawnBrennan
Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/sORZJhhQxw/
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Yolanda Richardson @YolandaRichard7
Yolanda: You need a letter typed ASAP? No problem! Yolanda -- No Coffee: WHAT?!? Fuck outta here with that last minute bullshit!
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M. @TomboyGlam
Greetings from The Sanctuary.
We NEED your help!
Please retweet. pic.twitter.com/UjWvpuJa6R
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em @DilemmaEmmaEmma
I am literally being psychologically tortured by a roommate who doesn't ever close her bedroom door.
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Oldielocks @IAmTheCrew
Here's the finished basket.
How was your day? pic.twitter.com/eqKiGttLHt
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Emsxiety @Emsxiety
@Christal_L *sigh* They won't let us bubble wrap her and we have too much paperwork on her to hide her.
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Emsxiety @Emsxiety
@Christal_L Oh my, that is such a sweet face. Love the selfies!!
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Ironically uncool @librarianfonz
We rarely jump to conclusions; most of the time, we arrogantly strut there.
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Emsxiety @Emsxiety
My grand daughter starts school in one week. Will someone please come hold me?
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Elizabeth @Elizasoul80
Nice guys are never finished.
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David Vahedi @BlackCheesePie
Remember when we did that thing that felt cool at the time but now feels wrong? I mean, what was that all about?
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Heather Aycock @heather_aycock
Good kitty pic.twitter.com/Kzd0ZLhBvO
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Jay X @Xoolun
My wife´s suspicious mind is really begining to annoy me. Last night after looking at my calendar she wanted to know who June was.
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Samantha LaFountain @samthefountain
I didn't say you were a dingus, I just said you were acting like a dingus.
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Dr Schnooks @Freedoctoring
Worst kiss I've endured was how rabbits eat carrots, but to my upper lip.
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I Am Abby Normal @AbbyRaeNormal
Follow some great women: @CEECEEYA2 @qutipie17 @ljhamilton88 @KathleenBills @Kinetic_Energy @KnowingWithin @Christal_L @CycleluvSK
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Ausazko Zenbaki @somerandomnumbr
@Christal_L pic.twitter.com/iQw8toW5y2
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The Redhead Furie @MyInnerRedhead
@Christal_L It's awful. I can't stand the smell. Damn nose.
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The Redhead Furie @MyInnerRedhead
Migraines give me super hyper sensitive smell.

Normally it's just hyper sensitive.
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The Redhead Furie @MyInnerRedhead
One of my neighbours is using a bounce static cling sheet in their dryer and I want to claw them and my nose off at the same time.
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Yolanda Richardson @YolandaRichard7
Never forget that you're not the brightest crayon in the box. #spreadpositivity
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♫ LizzywhothefunkC♫ @SingleForLifey
making cake... because at least its warm and doesnt question my love
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Joey @joeyfullystated
@Christal_L Thanks for sharing :)
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Brown Eyed Girl @pattioshankable
Sorry. The spelling mistake was making my eye twitch.

*curtsey*
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JustTheGuyInShades™® @schumyxxx
You'll never know how close the world came to ending today. But then I found the TV remote.
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Bo / Rach / Princess @bodachious
We are having the 20 week scan today. Can't wait for @Kop_this to see the little person we've created together! #foetuslyfe
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Scumbag Vérité @GeorgeScumbag
The savages in #ISIS would be able to run those obstacle courses faster if they weren't wearing those reverse-color pastry chef outfits.
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JT2daExtreme @jtrulez
If you yell "5 6 7 8" during a gang fight, by law, everyone has to dance.
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TealBlueJay @tealbluejay
Thank you for the list add, @vapidaccount!
Sadly, the sport hasn't been the same since they started using PEDs. pic.twitter.com/1jCcIRXIBp
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Bob Kostic @causticbob
POV, BDSM, DP, BBW, BDWC.

I'm so glad my wife can't break codes.
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em @DilemmaEmmaEmma
Hey hold my tits while we count how long my resting bitch face lasts

(LOL IT'S PERMANENT)
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Just Bill @WilliamAder
There's a wasp's nest right outside the door where I work, so I guess I live here now.
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Comedians For Cancer @Comedians4C
eCard #231 by @MrFornicator: pic.twitter.com/a4mmNpSEFh
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Oldielocks @IAmTheCrew
So much for getting through this without suffering tree revenge.
Also, 19 is an ass.
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Ellenore Rigby @____ElleDiablo
I love "crazy" females.
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Coton de Tulear @Coton_de_Tulear
Coton de Tulear ❤ Its #nationaldogday! Izzy & Mocha #miniaturepinscher #minpin #maltese #... on.fb.me/1vL8vO8 pic.twitter.com/qCie7v3Kt5
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Ultra Dawn @inkdgirl55
#HappyNationalDogDay this girl has my heart #Macy #yorkie pic.twitter.com/jqrM6enc7v
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Nursewithglasses @nurse_w_glasses
@Christal_L If they block you for posting that link its no loss
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Laura Elizabeth @LauraReadsALot
pic.twitter.com/NaM6taDb9H
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David Vahedi @BlackCheesePie
Satan was actually an angel early in his career but one day he sneezed and nobody said "bless you" so he got really pissed off
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Tim Fargo @alphabetsuccess
A sense of humor is a sense of proportion. - Khalil Gibran #quote
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☯ danny ☮ @dannykiinns
Money will never be a form of true happiness. It's a curse. This depression is like a melancholy timer for a door way to the afterlife.
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jeffswarens @jeffswarens
Sometimes you accidentally type the wrong URL and end up thinking, "Is that possible?", "That can't be real?", "How does she breath?"
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cathy @augtopia
@Christal_L bedazzle it and make an evening bag?
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Oldielocks @IAmTheCrew
Human design is flawed. I personally think it would be better if our bodies reflected our maturity level.
I could stay 16ish forever.
#old
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brotato @bakedbrotatoes
Lmao he blocked me pic.twitter.com/lGMsZiTpYo
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Duke of Debauchery @Ctchandler247
As sick as I maybe

I can still see the silver lining briefly

In between crippling waves of doubt and self loathing
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мσσи ¢нιℓ∂✨ @xomoonchild_
Fvck you anxiety & asthma 👊
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Bo / Rach / Princess @bodachious
20 weeks and no waistline! #foetuslyfe pic.twitter.com/nJRTUcXh1z
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Chopper @chopper4jk
When a man loves a woman, he loves her little fucken dog too…the end.
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☯ danny ☮ @dannykiinns
Telling my friend a sad ghost story and she started crying... Like damn. I gave her hug. 💕
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⋆✵tiny star fields✵⋆ @tiny_star_field
✧ * ˚ ✺. ˚
✧ + · + . * .

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You Had One Job @JustOneJobb
"Spoons" pic.twitter.com/BXgIpueswj
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Heroine Addict @HeroineAddict
@Christal_L As usual, you're too kind. Always a good time on your TL!
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DEVILBOY @dddevilboy
pic.twitter.com/E0YFSWbF9h
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Ellenore Rigby @____ElleDiablo
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Kayton Kimberly @therepoguy
Know whats awesome, talking with someone who listens that's what awesome, that and Skittles
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Ellenore Rigby @____ElleDiablo
lets be gypsies.
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JustTheGuyInShades™® @schumyxxx
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! There goes my happiness streak.
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Theodora Chester @beingtheo
Once you ignore/block angry, rude, and uninformed people, this place becomes fantastic.
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The Redhead Furie @MyInnerRedhead
I sing a lot of children's songs because my mother taught preschool for 25+ years plus osmosis and all that shit.
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Heroine Addict @HeroineAddict
Now, time to get down to business. Someone, somewhere, has written a beautifully worded beard/69 tweet and I'm gonna RT it first!
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atomiktiger #WeAreN @atomiktiger
#2A Victims who shoot back live longer #NRA #MolonLabe #RKBA #tcot #tgdn #PJNET pic.twitter.com/01l8NZCtgg
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Jamie Capria @MrFornicator
"Let's agree to disagree" is just a euphemism for "You're an idiot, and it's not even worth my time to explain why."
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Christmas Countdown @christmas_clock
ONLY 4 MONTHS
TILL #CHRISTMAS!

🌟
🎄
🎄🎄
🎄🎄🎄
🎄🎄🎄🎄
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
🎁🎁🎁

YourChristmasCountdown.com
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Jay X @Xoolun
Dear algebra,

Please stop asking me to find your X.
She's gone long gone and I don't know Y either.
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Verity Lady Boner @TreacleVerity
*farts long and hard into a microphone*

That's what I hear when you talk, Bob.
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ClassicPics @YourHistoryPics
Gene Simmons hanging out with miniature Kiss fans pic.twitter.com/eKKwAh5TjQ
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Bo / Rach / Princess @bodachious
Just pooped, so hoping that foetus will be happy with the extra room in my torso. #foetuslyfe
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Bo / Rach / Princess @bodachious
@OfficialSanta: ☆☆☆ TODAY IS 4 MONTHS TO CHRISTMAS!!! ☆☆☆
#ChristmasCountdown 🎅🎄🎁❄️⛄️ pic.twitter.com/pLWWWZq4rQ” <<< ping @IAmTheCrew xxx
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Santa Claus @OfficialSanta
☆☆☆ TODAY IS 4 MONTHS TO CHRISTMAS!!! ☆☆☆
#ChristmasCountdown 🎅🎄🎁❄️⛄️ pic.twitter.com/WFxzvYR2Bb
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♥ ★Mitzi D★♥ @MiTz44
@Christal_L some folks just cant help themselves hahaa
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Claire Elizabeth @ClaireAirfy
@Christal_L No kidding! I always do the hugs/kiss (xo) an 1 guy blocked me! haha! Like I'm looking for anyone with my big-ass gariffe boobs
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hankdaily @hankdaily
@Christal_L god bless x
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♥ ★Mitzi D★♥ @MiTz44
@Christal_L hahaa
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wally cockles @wallycockles
This is the dawning of the age of WTF?
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Johnny @DansonKiambuthi
@Christal_L WTF... who are you?
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Heather Erhard @HeatherErhard
Right vs left sided heart failure pic.twitter.com/6A0EH5s6qC
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moody monday @mdob11
*nudges you awake*
whatcha thinking about?
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Christmas Countdown @christmas_clock
Sleeps left till:
🎃👻 #Halloween - 67
💥🔥 #BonfireNight - 72
🎄🌟 #Advent - 98
🎁🎅 #Christmas - 122
🎉🎈 #NewYear - 129

YourChristmasCountdown.com
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JustTheGuyInShades™® @schumyxxx
At what point do you acknowledge the fact that you have more stuffed animals in your room than any normal guy should?
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Fr Brad Sweet @BradBradsweet
Winnie The Pooh at 100.
cbc.ca/news/canada/ma…
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Yolanda Richardson @YolandaRichard7
HEY! What's with all the yelling, dammit -- it's SUNDAY afternoon! Loud Neighbor Fights are scheduled for Saturday nights!
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Jack @ItsJackOk
There's cute little baby hedgehogs in the garden
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Fr Brad Sweet @BradBradsweet
"Firm hope conquers fear" ~ St John of Avila (Is 12,2)
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Alexander Verbeek @Alex_Verbeek
Poachers Killed 100,000 Elephants In Three Years
ow.ly/3oXnMP
#wildlife pic.twitter.com/Rk9NSC8OBW
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The Redhead Furie @MyInnerRedhead
Hanging out under the umbrella tree with a fully loaded water gun in one hand, blue freezie in the other.

Ready to take on the world.
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Radical Sayings @radicccccal
How Democrats Are Elitist - funnient.com/site/post/1008… pic.twitter.com/rd3xJDXBeJ
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Colby ʞ. @CobaltKitsune
Y'all is silly.
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Scott Wink @FoodBloggersCHS
Sunday comic: "Cured Meats" pic.twitter.com/FfcjvdVTf1
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jeffswarens @jeffswarens
No one is benevolent. There's a payoff of some kind some where.
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Katherine Byrne @KatMByrne
@Christal_L P.S. Hope you're having a good day today!
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Katherine Byrne @KatMByrne
@Christal_L Gawd, I love your sense of humor! You're as funny as a thunderstorm! (Unsubtle and dark!)
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The Redhead Furie @MyInnerRedhead
@Christal_L I'm going to have to rest today. Ugh. I do need extra
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Chuckles Downer @ChucklesDowner
there's no time like 1:30 AM on a Sunday for some crippling anxiety
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Alexis From TX @Mad_Humor
Can you cry under water?
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The Cult Cat @Elverojaguar
pic.twitter.com/xTXgd1JVEQ
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Just Call Me Frank™© @JustCallMeFrank
No stupid people live here anymore.
Don't lie like that.
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Jamie Capria @MrFornicator
The person you're supposed to spend the rest of your life with is always in the last place you look.
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Yolanda Richardson @YolandaRichard7
My Reaction When A Co-Worker Says, "No, I just want half of that doughnut -- I'm on a diet!" pic.twitter.com/jyNJ5rdYTn
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Яσϰʏ @RoxyPersia
I need a break from me.
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Theodora Chester @beingtheo
Having a spine is dead sexy.
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The Redhead Furie @MyInnerRedhead
It's only when I stop that I realize how much my body hurts. I'm actually feeling pain. Real pain.
This is not good. Not good at all..
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Theodora Chester @beingtheo
@Christal_L HA! Hey, you're the generous one. Too too kind! Thanks, dear friend.
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MB Photo Channel @MariaBoedeker
Medieval, Edinburgh, Scotland pic.twitter.com/zCG2m7MPyF
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Peter Karlin @heykarlin
So glad I paid for behind home plate. pic.twitter.com/xZd01gv2sb
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Bitch Code @TheTumblrPosts
me trying not to swear 😂 pic.twitter.com/fGOddfZMpK
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The Redhead Furie @MyInnerRedhead
..."I have too much common sense." she mouthed to the storm clouds. Hanging her cloak on the nearest tree, she vanished into the Between ...
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Duke of Debauchery @Ctchandler247
Your breath smells like you ate a shit bag

It takes like 3 mins to brush and listerine that stink hole.
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Renzo Soprano @Renzo_Soprano
A firefighter in Denmark rescued this cat from a burning building.

Its face screams out gratitude. pic.twitter.com/6CiXiz4x5P
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Funbags McFuckstick @mc_funbags
The worst thing about growing up is being unable to do armpit farts any more.
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Mike Clarke @Mr_Mike_Clarke
Taking your shirt off makes every situation more intense. pic.twitter.com/cZwplDefJ2
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MB Photo Channel @MariaBoedeker
Wenlock Priory Ruins, Much Wenlock, Shropshire pic.twitter.com/XtRnkXlFNu
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Gautam Trivedi @Gotham3
Angry catapple. pic.twitter.com/UqiTkxYAYB
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C @__Sherwin__
@AdamSajjad98 @History_Pics possibly
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#bootybee #terrajole @TerraJole
Thank you @LBAirport for staying small 😉. ❤️ this airport! #terrajole #longbeach pic.twitter.com/RTycf9NIGY
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Erica @SCbchbum
At this point, I'm not certain if the "Wooo!" from the guy in a passing car was for me, or my dog taking a dump.
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Daniel Gennaoui @DanielGennaoui
"The Priest and the Dying Soldier" An incredible photograph taken in 1963. Read about it: bit.ly/NiumePriest pic.twitter.com/VFIcp5646T
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Katherine Byrne @KatMByrne
First try of raw hemp seed today. Pleasantly surprised at nutty flavor… REALLY surprised that it has more protein/oz. than STEAK!
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BEAT THE RAVENS!!!!! @GRYNDHOUSZ
Your 5-15 yr old daughter #TWERKING is not cute & anybody that laughs & encourages it..is a DUMB F*CK..Let little girls be little girls
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Cheeky Dre @cheeky_dre
Why aren't aliens abducting ppl anymore?
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Newt Loaf @Punmastah
Well, I've managed to injure three of my extremities in the last sixty minutes. At this rate, I'll break every bone in my body by dinner.
9d               
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2
Andrew J. Sacks @AndrewSacks13
Frida Kahlo Self-portrait pic.twitter.com/bajgLmasda
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Nope @jamitupin
I'll star your retweets just so you know I came looking for you.
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Smug Lemur @Smug_Lemur
I can zip and unzip my hoodie perfectly in sync with almost any song. I really don't know how you could resist that kind of talent.
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Oldielocks @IAmTheCrew
I've got that "I'm about to whip somebody's ass" song in my head... And okay with it.
Probably that last shred of sanity singing a goodbye.
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Eggs.Smokes.Ex. @EggsSmokesEx
I begged the universe. It worked.
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1
St. Joseph's Church @stjoeschurch
@BradBradsweet pic.twitter.com/QvpwN3YClZ
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Fr Brad Sweet @BradBradsweet
As the world darkens, the candlelight of faith must continue to burn brightly.
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