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Excitable Gurelle Cape May County NJ2009-06-19
@Christal_L1,766 days
I joke, curse, post & write. Read my TL. recovered addict, mental illness, personable, pretty cute, I'm just me, just weird. Tuberous Sclerosis.
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Aimee Destremps @Flaims76
Great talk today @Christal_L I miss you!
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Dom GhostHunter @domghosthunter
I love savannah pic.twitter.com/ACTdL2pH7n
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Sand @waller3978
@Christal_L think I sent you one with Crack Whore Barbie a year ago lmfao but I knew you'd get it!
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Sand @waller3978
@Christal_L ahhh got it thanks. I thought quoting still gave credit to org tweeter. Thank you!
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Woow pics @photo98765
Forest like a painter ... pic.twitter.com/lnOZIYNRgA
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History In Pictures @historyepics
The only photograph of a living Quagga from 1870. This species is now extinct. pic.twitter.com/iNXMp7801N
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Jon @ninjamoose101
I still have a customer complaining about a scenario that she's invented in her head...I don't even know how to resolve this one...
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D @centers_stage
How childish can some of you be on here. Follow then when you get the follow back, unfollow.
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Scumbag Vérité @GeorgeScumbag
Explain myself? To the likes of YOU?! Hold your breath.
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Auntie Em @AskAuntieEm1
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. ~ Hamlet
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GRUMPY CAT @omgGrumpyCat
to all the girls... pic.twitter.com/cuhZY0oeRU
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katspaks @katspaks
@Christal_L
First meal: chicken noodle soup (with REAL mushy noodles)
Sprite.
He said it was like the finest cuisine.
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xDoomNadoSexualx @OptimisticDoom
I'd rather be intelligent and have average looks than be beautiful and have average intelligence. Intelligence is far more useful.
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katspaks @katspaks
My dad gets to eat and drink today! The poor man hasn't had food or water or anything by mouth since March 25! Can you imagine? *shudders*
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Undercover Nun @undercovernun
@Christal_L I know. How was I going to explain a burrito to Jesus, no matter how delicious it would be? #isitsunsetyet
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Air Guitar Collector @Crappy_Advice
Weekends should come with an owner’s manual.
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Hal O be thy name @Halbeerz
I have no idea how many followers these Jesus tweets have cost me but I'm certain I don't fucking care.
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Undercover Nun @undercovernun
... Before she left, I chased her down and canceled my order. Oops!
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Undercover Nun @undercovernun
I just almost accidentally had a big fat burrito come to me. A coworker asked if I wanted anything, and I forgot I was fasting. ...
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Johanna Baxter @hanniespice
That's what my blog entry is gonna be about. I'm working through the seething anger at the moment.
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JayJChillin @JayJazzi
This is dumb RT @Maadism: I've never seen anything more idiotic than this and I am pissed about it. pic.twitter.com/sDALrrc49a
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Banana Cupcakes™® @schumyxxx
If a person who is never wrong takes a photo is it called a #self-righteous-fie?
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Jeff Kay @jeffkay
RT @roarke49: Pervert Dave, we hardly knew ye. pic.twitter.com/GycYLNiEpK
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Laura @LBelle1
I wish I could fully express to LG what a poor investment in her future she's making when she farts in front of her big brother's friends.
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Banana Cupcakes™® @schumyxxx
When I'm stressed, I stare at stupid GIFs until they're funny.
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Flaming Hearts @flaminghrecords
Paris (Tribute to Django Reinhardt), by Wily Bo Walker & Amir Ben-Haim fb.me/6JuFXOLKj
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Ban Collectivism @mrgeology
Nazis were socialists and spoke as today's political left do. @Martina pic.twitter.com/JDZIjZOF2V
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Snatch Dragon @pan_opt_icon
The panic isn't going to attack itself.
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Tetsuo Shima @somerandomnumbr
Beer, cheesy poofs, and leftover burrito from Mexican restaurant ... 'cause I'm a grown ass man that's why! #becauseIcan
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Riot_HimSelf @Richy_Rockstar
@Christal_L me too but I'm drunk
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Tetsuo Shima @somerandomnumbr
@Christal_L Right up there with Geminis! ;-)
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Riot_HimSelf @Richy_Rockstar
@Christal_L that was a real lol by the way
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Riot_HimSelf @Richy_Rockstar
@Christal_L lol
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Justinjhb @just_logic
Happy birthday Easter Bunny.
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aircon @Realsteash
Before the mass unfollow i have no problems with people having a drink but when you HAVE to drink to stay alive,wouldnt wish that on anyone
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Banana Cupcakes™® @schumyxxx
I bet you must fucking love lying on your couch sleeping like a piece of dead meat.
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aircon @Realsteash
If a recovering alcoholic i.e me looks puzzled when you say "i told you last month" trust me just say it again i've lost the last 6 months
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Riot_HimSelf @Richy_Rockstar
@Christal_L maybe on that aspect
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Amazing Pics @AmazingPicx
Incredible story. pic.twitter.com/EGqv6bLGem
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Fred Pollack @FredPollack
You know you're really lost when you need to turn off the radio.
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Aeryn Sun @JayElem00
Any other of you people with vaginas have the "think you got your period but really didn't" fake out?
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Fred Pollack @FredPollack
Coworker I hate ran right by me and into the bathroom stall. Decided to start discussing our project, forcing him to hold it in even longer.
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the White Crayon ॐ @Raistlend
I really fucking love you
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Tetsuo Shima @somerandomnumbr
@Christal_L Well as long as it's not the #LAPD you're good! ;-)
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Magenta Olive @Olive_U_2
Throw back Thursday....that is me far left pic.twitter.com/rRscNE8sdY
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Will de Bastard King @Basstardy
Saw someone give a powerpoint presentation yesterday that was so anal retentive they pooped rabbit turds out their ears throughout
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Dave Grenade @HeroineAddict
4 days ago: 70° & sunny.
2 days ago: 25° & flurries.
Today I have a cough & a cold.
Maybe I wouldn't have made a great Samurai after all.
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Tetsuo Shima @somerandomnumbr
@Christal_L Sounds like you're talking about Facebook. LOL.
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RP @p_net
That red-faced, sweaty, exhausted look you have after you finish running is the same look I get after trying to tie my shoes for 10 seconds.
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Girl Struggles @TheTumblrPosts
Cramps have me like pic.twitter.com/U5mbFPK9jN
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☯℃♄ї℮кḯ☯ @Chieki
#BlackFacts- Slavery abolished in District of Columbia on April 16, 1862. pic.twitter.com/tvIYlJMTCH
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Super Blonderific @ERQueenMD
This is tweeted ad nauseum,but since I endured a lecture on it today,let's reiterate:

Most otitis media pts get better without antibiotics.
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Raoul Duke @Raoul_Duke_71
Looks like I picked the wrong week to try to give up rubbing my junk all over my co-workers phone...
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Jaye 4.0 @immortaljaye
You are not ruined. You are a promising archaeological expedition. Now dig.
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Tom Henry @tomhenryofdeath
Bro, do you even put on a furry robe, pour yourself a glass of white, watch Diary of a Mad Black Woman and just cry?
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SomebodyDrawsStuff @Amelia_Draws
Nigh on finished pic.twitter.com/hsb8Elm9rS
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FistFullOfMcMuffins @Matt_The_1st
I really like your tweet. I'm just gonna go ahead and change two words so now it's my tweet
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☯℃♄ї℮кḯ☯ @Chieki
@Christal_L You're welcome and he was a Democrat. I have my moments, too, LOL!
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PixieMuff @CherBear162
Meanwhile In Russia pic.twitter.com/E91DWT79JE
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Beto W. @betowmx
I never mind my wife having the last word. In fact, I'm delighted when she gets to it. Walter Matthau.
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Samantha LaFountain @samthefountain
Everything is stupid and I just want to not go outside and read comics. (grumpy post)
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Dave Grenade @HeroineAddict
Nothing personal, but I'm deleting some of my @-s, replies, FFs, etc. on Favstar. I don't know why. I just am.
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Sir Edward Artis @eaaknighterrant
MT "@InoAkita: pic.twitter.com/sjnkDb7kor" + Thank God we had the millions of Russian Troops on our side during The Great Patriot War..
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Hidden Facts @Factsionary
One out of every ten men are psychopaths.
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Josh is Drunk @idigcrazychics
My pet rocks WCW. pic.twitter.com/QpfkZyT1OA
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Cecily MacLeod @cecilymacleod
Tweet about food poisoning, rum consumption, nekkid shenanigans & it's all good, but tweet about "him" & I'm practically shunned, seriously?
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Hunter S Phoenix @HunterSPhoenix
An old stencil I made a few years ago, should probably get back into these! #art #stencil #print #graffiti pic.twitter.com/eH4ZgwU3m2
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Auntie Em @AskAuntieEm1
This is @TheaDora7 & me last fall pic.twitter.com/K7k2uMw76s
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RogerThat&Lil Blonde @Rogerthat1269
Crazy picture! pic.twitter.com/hT3kBpcixt
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PixieMuff @CherBear162
After tweeting how much I hate meds u have to bend corners & peel Hubby hands me these and walks away roaring.Douche. pic.twitter.com/hLTP1l4l8u
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Clark W Griswold @crunchenhancer
Nothing pisses me off more than seeing a parent texting and driving with their kids in the car.

Grow the fuck up.
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Willowbottom @Willowbottom
That's telling them theifs! pic.twitter.com/eroftMQ36f
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Just Bill @WilliamAder
Just now unbuttoned my grey wool cardigan, if you were looking for something to kick-start a fantasy.
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Ms. Not Quite @perhapssomeday
Dude is sitting in his trunk changing out of his golf shoes. It's odd that golf shoes would anger me, but I wanna bash his stupid golf face.
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katspaks @katspaks
A Patricia Krenwinkle lacks the je ne sais quoi of a Squeaky Fromme.
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Marcia Bee @marcia_bee
What do you mean Mobli is NOT the human child who was raised by a pack of wolves until he was 10 years old?

It's another silly app? No way!
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Auntie Em @AskAuntieEm1
How about a little early throwback Thursday. Me right before I stopped dying my hair & cut it all off, 2010. pic.twitter.com/VBJjrehNnM
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Thefatguy @fatguythe
I like to follow Gary outside on smoke breaks and moan all sexy like when he takes a drag.
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I Am Abby Normal @AbbyRaeNormal
PLZ send blessing to our friends daughter. Cancer took her laugh from us this morning. We have a new angel. pic.twitter.com/Xq0OQuX5kJ
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Thefatguy @fatguythe
Get in here and rub my back so I can poop, Bob! Bring snacks! They're in my top desk drawer! Bob! Sharon?...
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Auntie Em @AskAuntieEm1
The thing I like about Dommes is that they're fucking people-whisperers. It's scary exciting.
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angieMcSugarButt @LuvPug
It's funny the way two magnets can either stick together when they're facing or push the other away when one turns.
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Fred Pollack @FredPollack
Distributed chains, knives & nunchucks to a bunch of friends to help me check out the legitimacy of my self-defense instructor.
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StillJustMe @DearAbbySimon
Squirrel with PMS pic.twitter.com/rRGWpeOAsW
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I Am Abby Normal @AbbyRaeNormal
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Joan @JoanWIP
@Halbeerz is this just a picture or an actual movie? Omg, is it porn? *please let it be porn*
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Hal O be thy name @Halbeerz
The Walking Fred. pic.twitter.com/7bMu4OJWYQ
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Arthur Anthony @ArtCopywriter
Took me far too long to figure out what's wrong with this newspaper ad... pic.twitter.com/meTcsiZlkz
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WaningWoman.com @WaningWoman
The Waning Woman Daily is out! paper.li/WaningWoman Stories via @TVfitcoach @Christal_L @DalArtsDistrict
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Cubs 5-10 @_____0__o______
A Father Figure RT "@tattooedMIMI: What was I reaching for ? pic.twitter.com/5B6kwiNxFb"
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southerncagna @southerncagna
If anyone knows of a PTSD service dog program in or near the Raleigh/Durham, NC area please let me know. There's a Veteran in need.
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Beth Wheeler @BethWheelered
A country song sung in French, and a cigarette. And a floppy hat.
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Heath @DaHess1
Anyway, remember a few minutes ago when you thought I was cool? That was fun.
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Will de Bastard King @Basstardy
Ancient Egyptians used marijuana to treat hemorrhoids, just didn't pass the joint around much
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Epic Cosmos @EpicCosmos
The International Space Station passed by Orion's Belt in tonight's night sky over Iowa. #ISS pic.twitter.com/yn7AlKIEMe
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Banana Cupcakes™® @schumyxxx
Some tweets can make you question your own sanity.

You're reading and thinking: "Is this tweet crazy, or am I?"
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RagaBah @v_hamel
@Christal_L @samuelhlowe #Ringalingadingdang
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USAF Vet™ @jr173469
pic.twitter.com/XJiE6cifi8
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farleftcoast @farleftcoast
Somebody forgot to explain to this fat fuck that he's not a fucking lapdog. pic.twitter.com/J9qYw0nabN
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MISS ALANEOUS @TeriBussart
Be careful out there. I heard the Twitter police hauled a guy off, for beating a joke format to death. Hung himself with a hashtag in jail.
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Miniwheats @Miniwheats2012
Husband just asked me when I'm planning to exercise again.
Let me ask him what he means by that
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Manic Momday @welfarehoe
Lost a good friend last week. You would think death gets easier after you lose a loved one but life just gets harder living without them.
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GrossHopper @AGStr8upNinja
What about them dingos eh?

-Canada making small talk with Australia
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Banana Cupcakes™® @schumyxxx
Fifteen seconds Instagram videos is the same as "fifteen seconds of your life you won't get back".
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Rini @rini97_
"@alisonjardine: 'The Thick of It' 48"x60" oil on canvas #art pic.twitter.com/fVK0Z9w0aJ"omg this one is so gorgeous
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Hal O be thy name @Halbeerz
So Barbara Walters is leaving The View. Four to go.
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Rebecca Levine @daisysunshine90
Realistic tampon commercial:
A velociraptor in granny panties, eating 4 king sized candy bars, crying, having a Ryan Gosling movie marathon.
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random ramblr @jerrymyers1982
The government took my tax check, and now I know what Obama meant by wanting change.
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Ginger Krueger @ginger53217
I had no idea that a Lynx was this big. Gorgeous animal! pic.twitter.com/9IQ0AsfbLk
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Ana @_notyourmom_
I'd like to shout out to my ex for paying child support.

Don't take it for granted if you get it. Some parents never get it at all.
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Paper Wash© @PaperWash
Honey look, I created a Powerpoint to explain my ADD.
*opens laptop
*Google's 'Funny cats'
HAHA look at these idiots
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DJ Dishpan Hands @aimeevc1970
My 17yo just told me I was "harshing his mellow" & now I think he is a pothead robot sent from the 80s to ruin my life.
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Vesta Tot @VestaTot
You can hide your Jewish for decades, but a few years into senility, that geshplonkin machtashplatz is gonna felka all over your gletzenmir.
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Oh Susanna @Just_Oh_Susanna
When I'm drinking all my stories start with, "no, seriously".
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Lina P @linap
Winners From Sony's World #Photography Awards: businessinsider.com/sonys-world-ph… | pic.twitter.com/3UtBLzsUCa RT @BadiniCreateam @arkarthick
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Sand @waller3978
@Christal_L lmao! Ive done that! Quickly got of Twitter right after! Lmao
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X Alqee @Xalqee
If I deleted it, it didn't happen , I don't care how many times it's been retweeted sir
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Thefatguy @fatguythe
*lines up beers
*washes feet
*wrestles goat
*cooks pot roast
*names toes

You fuckers will read anything...
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IG @samalmightysam
It's good to make funny faces in pictures because if someone says you look ugly, you have an excuse.
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Saltine-American @BazarComedy
8 out of 24 Americans cannot reduce a fraction.
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Clark W Griswold @crunchenhancer
Let’s play duck-duck-9 iron.
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baddie @baddiewinkle
Hello pic.twitter.com/ZhXxIymkpn
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tay☪ @tayIornicole
when u see a cute boy from far away pic.twitter.com/TVk7eoyxn0
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ⓢⓣⓔⓥⓔⓝ @tsunami__7
My little fleur de lis pic.twitter.com/EBL4uSfxBG
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Devon McRee @Rikidus
Skin crawling from anxiety. Time to eat everything in this house.
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Kisses & Pills RN ♐ @herkind
"I'm sorry I called you a whore and flooded the bathroom. I was having a bad day."

*actual apology I got from a patient yesterday
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I Am Abby Normal @AbbyRaeNormal
@Christal_L Me too!
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Rich @DeLorean4sale
"How Much Is That Doggy In The Window" is much darker when sung in Chinese .
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Carnie Wilson @CarnieWilson
HAHAHAHA that's a good one!!! pic.twitter.com/FiroVHNE1O
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NBC News @NBCNews
9-month-old baby charged with attempted murder goes into hiding in Pakistan nbcnews.to/1gHS8YM pic.twitter.com/z7q2TqVRHV
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Shkeeber @shkeeber
Why didn't anyone try pouring some salt on Jabba the Hutt?
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Slightly funny Jew @Dani_Feld
After years of research, scientists have concluded that potatoes cannot be used as binoculars.
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Rock @TheMichaelRock
Barack Obama is like the participation ribbon of presidents.
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Will de Bastard King @Basstardy
If you have a 32 inch neck, you may want to try a belt
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AngieDavisheartspeen @Adar79Angie
Remember when your Mom answered the phone & told your boyfriend you were taking a shit?Not old enough to remember landline problems?Get out.
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MasterOfFury @MasterOfFury
It doesn't matter which wall a great painting by VanGogh is hung, the viewer is standing exactly were the artist cut-off his ear in 1888.
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Riot_HimSelf @Richy_Rockstar
@Christal_L I would use snatch chat
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Riot_HimSelf @Richy_Rockstar
@Christal_L we're always on camera
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bearded grumblings @liberalcannon
I'm this many high

*Holds up half eaten uncooked frozen pizza, pulls cheeto from ear, drinks last of ramen water*
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Samantha LaFountain @samthefountain
Behemoth and her lobsty. (Also my boot, whoops) #persiancat #catsofinstagram #demon instagram.com/p/mgi5ufPaY7/
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ParentEsq @ParentEsq
People say many hands make light work. Idiots. It's photons.
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Devon McRee @Rikidus
So, this craft store doesn't sell anal beads. And I'm no longer allowed in there.
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ParentEsq @ParentEsq
How is it that Hall & Oates always look like buddy cops, regardless of the era?
"You're a loose cannon, Oates!" pic.twitter.com/cVQTCKknWT
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Mohamed El Baradey @baradex
Dont ever stand between a man and his nap.
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☾oatmeal queen☽ @loucupateasdale
GUYS IM OFFICIALLY FOUR YEARS CANCER FREE pic.twitter.com/0FIybTqS2S
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TheModernPoetic @ThePoetsCream
Does it honestly matter to people what peaches Geldoff actually did? She is a person. She is dead. Human compassion is not that hard.
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Naughty but nice... @jaslakhmna
My pet rock freaks out if I put it on my desk...
That's where I keep all my papers and scissors!
12d               
32
19
aircon @Realsteash
Ultimate evil joggies, sweat pants, that have the string ties..
That some how go into a quadruple knot when you're dying for a pee!!!!
12d               
3
Tequila Sunshine @tequilasaltlife
Team meetings

We all meet together to hear how smart the ass kisser is while we all bask in his brown nosed glory
12d               
44
20
Jen @jen_liverpool
Already making jokes about Peaches Geldof

Some people have no class
12d               
121
64
Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott
Remember to always wash your hands in the bathroom before you touch the filthy door handle to leave it.
12d               
117
62
Banana Cupcakes™® @schumyxxx
One day, I want my name in the dictionary, but as an adjective or verb.
12d               
9
The Illuminati @TheEyeOfControl
pic.twitter.com/N7zUqSYYfP
13d               
388
282
the White Crayon ॐ @Raistlend
once you go black...you never forget to buy creamer for your coffee again
13d               
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4
aircon @Realsteash
Wee blind dug wee blind dug
Just walked into a table leg
The Wee blind dug

So he's up for cuddles pic.twitter.com/YGu9VRoQbR
13d               
5
Lifting @Iifting
This deserves endless retweets... pic.twitter.com/V7v7vqcnuL
13d               
13,870
14,262
Samantha LaFountain @samthefountain
Oh my gosh, no one seems to realize that when Bray Wyatt was talking about ruining John Cena's legacy, he was talking about his jorts.
13d               
1
1
AppalachiaGrl @appalachiagrl
If Folgers took a selfie would it use a filter?
13d               
32
14
Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn
Wife: Don’t use my good scissors.

Me: Why do we even have a second pair of scissors if they're bad?

Wife:

Me: *uses the shitty scissors*
13d               
136
67
shael @5hael
CAN ANIMALS PLEASE STAY OFF THE ROAD, YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT
13d               
110
25
Kyle *cue doves* @kyle_thatisall
Aww the little ones fell asleep on my lap but I don't want to wake them. So cute <3 pic.twitter.com/cAKk12ykKC
13d               
42
6
Token Toker @Stabby_smurf
Yeah, I'm in a twitter clique. It's called "we aren't too self centered to fill our timelines with other people's great tweets club". Biatch
13d               
104
59
ParentEsq @ParentEsq
I've probably only ever been dressed to the sevens, at most.
13d               
14
7
Jonathan Harnisch @jwharnisch
#Mentalillness is nothing to be ashamed of. Neither is talking about it. It's #TimetoTalk about it #Iwilllisten pic.twitter.com/089GeHO945 #MHSM
13d               
42
58
aircon @Realsteash
Want a awww thats a shame but fucking hilarious at the same time?My sisters dog is blind so all your hear is clip clip thunk oh thats a wall
14d               
7
3
aircon @Realsteash
Breakfast of a recovering idiot pic.twitter.com/VeYFi12XKe
14d               
4
1
aircon @Realsteash
Aww i'm losing followers! Is it what i'm wearing? My hair cut? Give me a clue i care not a jot fudsticks
14d               
2
jamie lee coitus @johnbiehl
If you're looking for the hot sexy singles they're in my area.
14d               
36
16
the White Crayon ॐ @Raistlend
"its dark im scared"
dont worry bae i got this
*stomps foot*
*sketchers light up*
14d               
4
1
aircon @Realsteash
Im awake with birds at 4.45am on saturday night
Stone cold sober and happy as a pig in shit!
Back bed now night all
14d               
6
Banana Cupcakes™® @schumyxxx
I just want to snuggle someone & drink wine all day, but I don't have someone to snuggle with so that probably won't be accomplished today.
14d               
17
1
JayJChillin @JayJazzi
RT @ShessAb: Companies be like "try this 12 week program the results are amazing!" pic.twitter.com/8CshApOcAg
14d               
5
6
Funbags McFuckstick @mc_funbags
Okay, it's 3.20am and I need food. Thank fuck I don't smoke pot or I'd be the size of a house by now!
14d               
3
2
Muted Clamor @mutedclamor
Relationship Status:
Pissed because my cat forgot our anniversary. Again.
14d               
58
19
Aeryn Sun @JayElem00
My nephew has golf balls and keeps saying things and adding "with my balls" at the end.
14d               
16
1
ParentEsq @ParentEsq
I can think of about a million things that are way cuter than buttons.
14d               
19
8
Andry H'tims @Thing_Finder
Children are a gift. Can you re-gift them?
14d               
25
9
AppalachiaGrl @appalachiagrl
I thought Machu Picchu was a Pokemon
14d               
26
10
ParentEsq @ParentEsq
The patron saint of sassafras is Snuffleuphagus. Ok, I'm done for today.
14d               
3
1
ParentEsq @ParentEsq
The patron saint of dating is Syphilis.
14d               
5
1
ParentEsq @ParentEsq
The patron saint of parents is Sisyphus.
14d               
8
4
Jack @_JackBeaird
I don't understand why people cheat in relationships, all that trust is built up over so long and they just do one thing and its all gone 🙌🏃
14d               
180
110
Mrs Phantastical @Tutti_Fruitii
I put the sub in substantial
14d               
7
2
B Someone @partlyfunny
I woke up at 2:30am & couldn't get back to sleep. I thought of 2 tweets & a solution for the problem in the Ukraine. Then forgot everything.
14d               
63
26
D๑ℓ๑uя๑us℘uяρℓεHαzε @TattooedMisery
Your bio has a typo.
15d               
3
Bo / Rach / Princess @bodachious
@Christal_L so many choices! Just take them and keep as well as possible xx
15d in reply to Christal_L               
1
Snapping Turtle @mclatterbu
.@blackjackcop @ChristieC733 @garciadadloves @Farmer_MW @HeidiL_RN @Jacquie0415 @LeahR77 pic.twitter.com/gbDAgwgSvA
15d in reply to blackjackcop               
11
9
Mormon guy @Utahmormonlaws
I planned on breakfast for dinner every night she is gone

All I've had is Bourbon, chocolate chips and potato chips for dinner
15d               
4
2
Bo / Rach / Princess @bodachious
I just wanted to voice my thoughts . I prefer being 2 dimensional but I just needed to say this out aloud. I'm no saint and at the
15d               
3
Bo / Rach / Princess @bodachious
And that it could have been so much worse". MS, depression and Bi polar; sometimes it's too much. I can't change that. All I can hope is
15d               
3
Bo / Rach / Princess @bodachious
Was troubling me. Whether I'm a bully and a racist? Logically if you are worried about it, you aren't. And you will never understand
15d               
1
Tom the Wicked @TomTheWicked
Yet another Friday night I'm not Canadian.
15d               
109
47
the White Crayon ॐ @Raistlend
@Christal_L now you tell me lol
15d in reply to Christal_L               
1
Joan @JoanWIP
Ah, punctuation woes. This time, it's the poor "quotation" mark. newslinq.com/40-normal-sign…
15d               
1
1
the White Crayon ॐ @Raistlend
I do fun things all the time...for example, right now I’m sitting
15d               
6
1
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