We found 186 favorite tweets.
Jesus Christus ": LMFAOOOOO RT : Had to open a YouTube to post this video. " VIDEO
Mallama maso kusa mana ": See ehn, there's this way educated hausa men speak their language that just makes me wet."
Right music : LOL if I lose interest in Nigerian music, what is left?”
Mallama maso kusa mana ": See ehn, there's this way educated hausa men speak their language that just makes me wet."
Unlike Pharrel, the "Pharrel doesn't age" thing has gotten old.
You spell Abortion innit RT : What if ur girl spell pregnancy during scrabble? Dawg
So much happiness exists in self acceptance, you know? Well if you don't know, learn that shit. Do the education.
People succeeded for so long in convincing me it was weird to act the way I do. But fuck them.
Never be afraid to be who you are.
lets play the game where I get a dollar for every time someone tells me "you dey chew chewing gum like woman". I'd buy a jet. And a church.
“ LMAOOOOOOO-- Toke is not okay. "How to get married; "Naija" style" on YouTube - ”” VIDEO
Looool : 'Knock knock' 'who's there' 'Alao' 'Alao who?' 'Alao me tu kizz your hend'
You need a nap, come and sit on my lap. Abeg no curve me, na crap I dey rap ": Abeggg I dey rap"
who said u are not fine ? When u Sef come stand like Ojo pagbogbo for ur picture ! Why dem no go yab u
It was never experred 😂😭😭
Your mates are rich ": Your mates dey Kitchen RT : You don't got a life though "
Yoruba people don't know how annoying that 'Which fans you be?' Question is.
LOL RT : 😂😂😂😂 Real love! ❤️❤️❤️ ": So here is the message I got from the taxi driver. (-_-) ””
Calling all published African fiction writers under the age of 39 . Deadline 15th Dec.
Jeez i really hate being up this late. Start thinking about my ex'es.
HAHA!! THE BEST THING I'VE SEEN THIS WEEK!!! Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball - African Remix!!! via VIDEO
": A website to download all the Christmas Carols from."
My "Oh Holy Night" compilation---->
LMAO true but he looks so salty 😂😭😭
Caro your body necessary, necessary RT : Nigeria
Don't like the tweets?, unfollow or use your block button. All this unprovoked aggression, if you were feeding me, what would you say?.
serious suspect if you follow BellaNaijaWeddings on Instagram because A, you're single & praying (maybe even fasting) and B, read a, again.
Watch "Three-Year-Old Beyoncé Dancer Is Heaven!" on YouTube - VIDEO
I'd be a better writer if I read more.
born to die. Blue Jeans is NICEEEE too.
"A's ain't big enough < ❤️❤️❤️
So I did the thankful for you thing. And I found out that my friend had been ill. Thank You. I'm thankful for you.
won't be funny.I made cowtail peppersoup for my husband today and he thinks I want big money already.plus text?
This may be the funniest thing I have seen. VIDEO
I dislike ppl that fart&then, back it up with a proverb/saying. Eg, *puuuu* 'Olorun o da ile iso' or *puuuu* 'ah Thank God for good health'
LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Dede tho -_- Watch "West african Idol Fela" on YouTube - VIDEO
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2 skinny people in bed be looking like HB and 2B inside mathset, sigh.
Do whatever makes you happy. Tweet whatever makes you happy. Favorite whatever you want to. Follow/unfollow whoever you want. Simple life
Can this law come back? RT : During the Middle Ages, being a bad musician was a public offense and lousy musicians were tortured.
Versace versace nna anyi e ga ta orji?
Crusade. ": Festival RT @ChilllBoo: My body is your party ❤️ ""
Foundation before building boo RT : Ironing is one thing I won't be doing for my husband mahn.
Before he gives them ghost mode in the pictures.
Ensure it is the right shade. ": My husband will wear foundation to cover up any shaving bumps/scars on our wedding day.
Olivia is like 'Don't Don't' and Fitz just lee ya anya one kain metu ya aka di nso. Tada, everything is back to normal!
LOL You are actually a problem RT : How I'll dress my future son.
3 x 30 secs. 3 x 12reps. 3 x 30 secs. Abs routine
Breathe and remain for us oh ": Just me "
didn't know what to wear to work today so I fell my closet & lay on all my clothes and cried. Then, I chose the ones my tears didn't touch.
I Love My ... re-tweet if you do to! >>>
The way he carried the girl in 0:51 VIDEO
Lol! Feeling like a boss,I checked the price of the ps4 yesterday... Then I quietly closed the tab. Please, banga soup is ready come and eat
Traffic will just come and stand still like 9ice's career. I'm just tired.
all are good except homosexuality
You just had to be the one to say this. : Damn Right : No one's ugly tho
DId it rain in CMS this morning? Cos am about sack one of my staff that used it as an excuse for coming late
Lol RT I cri ": Lord. My heart. Akantbrid. RT : "
Bookmark this link! Every series in life is on that site
Stop RT : Grateful for a mom that didn't make money thru dishonest means. In Nigeria that's rare
reading Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace and look what I underlined with a pen! So trueeeeeeee.
I start at 300 ": For meat sellers? Feel free to divide by 4. You: Elo l'eran? MS: Tiri Tasan. You: 750. Last Last, 900 ni ko ra."
That said. I'll keep saying this, you are only three life changing events from being the "stupid person" that you so easily scorn.
And your cape is better suited to being a makeshift tourniquet to staunch their bleeding rather than a salvation apparatus.
A tough lesson to learn is one where you realize that sometimes the people you love don't want to be saved.
People can be so myopic in their thinking. Once something doesn't exist in their worldview, it doesn't exist niyen. No thought for openness.
Major: Styling (fashion).
Minor: Petrol chemical engineering.
On judgement day, when they're calling out my sins, my mummy will just up-and Slap me in front of master Jesus. I am Sure.
@AshleighLouFace got a new ting now im nice
@AshleighLouFace listen i wanted to buss in your face. You're not special.
LMAOOOOOOOO RT : "He passed out of secondary school"
"Ko ni pass out l'oruko Jesu"
All these songs that they'll be saying "mama always said" inside. just be lying anyhow.
Girl: Hi are you ?
Jibs: No I am @olaudest
A 4'3 one will be fine. RT : So u won't date a 5'4" Dangote? RT : Imagine me dating someone I'm taller than. LMAO!
Gone": Tears RT : “@PreeCome: When your poo splashes and the water enters your bum ” 😭😭😭😭"
Undone by Haley Reinhart. Idk
If you're young, full of dreams, sometimes get depressed because you're not where you want to be, gauge this:
You're healed in Jesus' name. ": <---- Cancer RT <---- Scorpio"
'Hi , my name is Sunday'.. "and I am Saturday." "Together, we arre Theweeknd"
it's a sin that d lord would like, so steal more :)
LMAO RT : Because love is a race...
Sent my mom a few pictures of me from yesterday, and this is what she says
Jesus pursued those that were selling in the Temple.
Temple Run, holy edition.
Osheyy conductor RT : Just Hold On, We're Going Home
Wow...so much cake for intro...
WTF is this shit?!!! “: Wtf???? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 “: Rihanna twerking ””
Our parents really need to be more appreciative. We did all the "normal" bad things expected of kids.
stacks by bon Iver, our farewell by within temptation.
DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND HOW AMAZING IS?????????
Samson - Regina Spektor, Rosslyn - Bon Iver/St Vincent. ": I want to cry tonight. Song suggestions?"
9am lecture. My tummy is doing praise and worship
Now that we've found love,what are we gonna do with it? Instagram it of course....
...just go'on drop this here....
JESUS JESUS!! RT : Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo RT : I FOUND IT YES LAWDDDD! VIDEO
From my Facebook feed: "No matter how bad you are, you're not useless. You can still be used as a bad example."
You don't have camera phone? Take one now ": I want picture too. :("
FOH Nollywood really out there encouraging fuckers to pose like this
Plz you guys watch this girl dance VIDEO
Smh... Speak English to me. I don't know Afrikaans “: typical omo naija to salo london”
Des is peinfu RT : I cri evrytiem. ": What do you call a short man spending lavishly. - e mini baller."
Lipstick I used since morning, still on my lips. If I have a husband now it wouldn't be so -_-
“ Woah. Just did. YOU'RE GOOD!”
you really should stick to getting curved and leave the jokes b .. :*
LOOOOOOOOOOL >>> Kevin Hart does the Azonto on Choice Breakfast: via VIDEO
I like how these browsers ask if I'd like them to remember my password. Such manners from a machine. There's hope for humanity.
RT : “@YasLDN: They don't know shit about my past” OH REALLY?
I'm a bad person. Not like we all aren't, to / in some degree and circumstance or the other.
I dey chest am every night RT : We should tell your wife to flog you. RT HL_Blue Fitfam mean say you fit farm? (I'm sorry pls)
LMFAOO RT : You're Smelling RT : ""
That's not judging. They be stating bare facts fam “: Ppl have judged me on this Twitter to be an illiterate person.”
*Nollywood tears* :'( ": Wow! RT : Touch your face! RT : What ever I touch turns into beauty"
Check out me nd ma kid sis
": if tried to feed the people today "
O_O ...and kids in Somalia stay hungry and shii ": How the fuck do you consume '3 hungry man sizes' ?"
When someone you genuinely love & care about starts to push you away, it's the most confusing thing ever
Yoruba friends at work be like "Did you enjoy your holuday?"
U must be stupid, can I use it to browse RT : Sorry! Take prique. ": Oh father Lord pls console me""
That makosa moment when the bath water is too hot..
No matter how long, our troubles will end
Damn "@_TheDeadClown: Delusional* -_- RT : Tife is dillusional."
LOL! You're too wonderful
Lmaooo! ": Loooooool!!! RT : You guys, PLEASEEEEE watch I'm CRYINGGGGG" VIDEO
The last time this lady made efo for me I named all the tiles in my toilet.
RT : Baba nah only one I want. Wetin consine you? RT @Greegg_: blessings* RT: : Abraham's blessing are mine
Awww uncle psychology is on TV :')
Aunty Stella r u a vampire?
I tweet and you tell me to speak for myself. Who was speaking for the masses before? Tsk
RT @RusttyJames: Lord the beating I'm going to give my little cousin today,he'll think he stole something.
I just sit down there in melancholy.
All of a sudden I have an epiphany
I see great things. I tweet em
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LOL. That was 2 days ago, your face will still be the problem years from now. “: Just two days ago ”
Entered a bus going to school today. Fat girl complained the bus was moving too slow. Fat girl didn't know she was pulling us back
The same picture as avatar and header. You must have paid a lot for the photoshoot oh
LMAOOOO ": LOOL. RT : Is it your tie?Biko nodu \___ RT : Igbo people have an emotional tie to Celine Dion."
Lmaoooo 😩😩😩😩 “: Dont nod him o RT : Uncle Banky and Nephew :-) ”
Before I was married, Mission Impossible. Now, Fast and Furious RT : Describe your sex life with a movie title.
Lmaooo “: LMAOOOOOO RT : does my dms look like a fridge to u ” 😂😂”””
LOL ": The video of come and get it by selena gomez looks like children cholography."
unlock ur tweets mamoose who or what are u running from I can protect u.
My mummy sent me call credit today, I actually called before using it to be sure it was meant for me..She's not that nice at all.
Females who did Food and Nutrition in school will be doing technical drawing on their faces
RT : I'll buy her the entire TV series RT : What if your ex wants second chance?"
Wow ": Tonto Dikeh set to release another song,But Lord in your word you said affliction shall not rise a second time na!!"
"Mama, I've finally found a boyfriend!"
"Is he a Lawyer, Doctor, Engineer or Surgeon?"
"No, he's a DJ."
Let him av ur back.. I will hold ur front.. RT : But I draw strength from knowing God is with me and he's got my back
Lol. Thanks, but I'm off Oreos right now :o) RT : @ASNKNGBD
He would probably give it back to you. “@TheCrankyFreak: I should just give my life to christ.smh”
He really managed to dress up as agege bread. Awesome. RT : Whose daddy is this?
"Adam, Adam! Where are you?" "I'm naked!" <--- That's how people fail exams. Is that what they asked you sir?
Until we can love without being vulnerable, we can never truely escape pain.
Hahahaha...I will manage it like that. Thanks RT : How can I make it easier? RT Sirkastiq : My life is hard
LOOOOOL! RT : :* RT : Alicia who? RT @Obafreshlord: Alicia Kiss is still sexy as fuck!!"
LMAOOO RT : LMAO RT : Crying RT : Of which church? RT : People mistake me for Usher -___-"
What is that ": Taste this and see "": Fried rice is everything"" "
Its not gossiping. Its observe and report.
Oh God. Frank and I are gonna look back at this day, one day, and just laugh at it. Smh. God will make us bigger. Amen!
OMG OMG RT LMAOOOOOOO RT : So this is happening on Sarkodie's Instagram ” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😆😆😆 RT : No pills ": Peals, u mean ": *sets banana pills*": *walks into TL*
RT @TheSugarcane_: RTing = Workout. RT : I like how all the fat girls are retweeting skinny girl slanders. Its entertaining.
idiot. U that like prick more than bread nd egg. Ur destiny is already showing low battery.
*my chest* LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL RT : LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
LooooooL!!! RT : If you call a girl and she is not picking... send her a credit voucher... take one digit out and wait
Thank you. It is my vagina, whether I want to turn it to national garden egg and groundnut. It is my own
"It's my gateman that said it oh : *Socrates RT : "Don't ask for attention you plan to ignore.""
LMAOOO “: SCHOOL not lesson RT : Seat of Wisdom Model School RT : What's secondary school
LMAOO ": Bruh “: Bebeto, dem @ you? RT : Cheers mate. LABATA.RT : D'banj - oliver twist ”"
Lmao! RT You don't wanna be in a bus, stuck in traffic, wt this sight in front of you...
LMAOOOOOO! RT : I'm just tryna watch some porn, wtf.. ”"
The X-Factor auditions killed me: *tears*
Little by little, one experience after another, God tries and tests our emotions, giving us opportunities to grow.
Fantastic photo compilation: 4 seasons in one image. (via )
"just please don't say you love me, cause I might not say it back, doesn't mean my heart stops skipping when you look at me like that"
What did the poor man say to the rich man?
I got nothing..
RT RT : Y'all aint sh!t "
Dangote is the biggest maker of Sugar in Nigeria. Talk about Sugardaddy
RT : What have I done to deserve this?
LOOOOOOL . “@Twerking4nicki: u always hear “how long is ur dick” but u never hear “how deep is ur vagina”. we must fight for womens rights”