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Stale Joke Central ツTrinidad & Tobago2011-07-21
@WeAreSJC1,137 days
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Follow @Jonathanfabio15 for 100+ new followers from me! I'm giving shoutouts to the first 5 that reply "DONE"
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S.W.A.G. = Still Without A Girlfriend
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NO ⇒→↕⇓↕↕➘⇓→➔⇔↔⇐➙⇐⇔⇒⇒↕➔↔MATTER →⇔➔⇔➔➔WHO ⇔↕⇔↓↓YOU⇔↓→⇓⇒→➔ARE↓↕→↓↕YOU GOT TO #follow @WeAreSJC
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Wiz Khalifa's new haircuit!!! pic.twitter.com/uIdUlPoE
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Go look in the mirror. Did it break? No? Then you are beautiful.
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Retweet If You Find The "◑" ◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◑◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐◐
[Follow @JayJaeJordan for 1OO+ followers!]
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RETWEET and see what appears!! █████████████████████████████​ █████████████████████████████​
[Follow @JayJaeJordan for 1OO+ new followers!]
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Crocs are for people who want to add a degree of difficulty to getting laid.
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Saying "Oh yeah, I remember" when you really don't.
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"Hey" , "Hey" , "How are you?" , " Good you?" , "Good", "What are you doing?", "nothing you?" , "nothing"....I hate these convos.
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LMAO ! I CANT STOP LAUGHING @WeAreSJC TWEETS . TOO FUNNY !
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Studies have proven, the more someone talks on Facebook, the less they actually talk in person.
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#RETWEET IF YOU ARE ONLINE SO I CAN GIVE YOU 1OO NEW FOLLOWERS! ( Must Be Following ME ) #TeamFollowBack
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Teacher: "Why were you late?" "Cause the bell rang before I got here."
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Dora teaches: 2% Spanish. 98% Backpack! Backpack!
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That moment when you say "WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY.., oh.. Here it is.. "
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95% of people text thing they could never say in person!
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Lazy rule: If it isn't on the 1st page of Google, it doesn't exist.
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RT if you have ever ran up the stairs in fear because you felt an evil presence behind you.
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Dear Mom, how can you hear me mumble under my breath but you can’t hear me say "What?!" multiple times when you scream my name?
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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"Kill confirmed." ... "Grandma please, not at the funeral."
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Don't tell me that the sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon.
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That epic moment when you get a higher score than the smartest kid in class.
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Twinkle Twinkle little whore, Fucking men is NOT a chore.
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Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make sure they're enjoying it... Am I the only one?
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Oh so you're not a slut? So... are you like, a volunteer prostitute?
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Thousands of people quit smoking every year by dying.
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: "Jim's whore house. You got the dough, we got that hoe ! "
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#IfAfricansHadARealityShow the Sweet Life of Zack and Kony
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You know you're old when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
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One time I smashed my face into the keyboard, and accidentally wrote the fifth Twilight book.
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"investing in myself" and "creating my own opportunities"...more twitter bio talk for "I aint shit and I cant get a job"
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@___aliyahh
Follow @WeAreSJC , funniest jokess. #TeamTrini :')
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Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now!
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The moment when you hate your life because you dropped your new phone for the first time.
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I hate when it's a picture perfect moment, but I don't have my camera with me.
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I hate it when teachers say "from all this talking, I assume your done working" SHUT UP, from all this complaining , I assume your SINGLE .
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Last week I set my ringtone as Mr Lonely by Akon just to be ironic. Sadly, I haven't had the chance to hear it yet :/
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kerry @KERRYYELK
@WeAreSJC 's twweeeeets>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
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Dentist: "So, how's school going?" Me: "Agraaagaaaggraaagagaa... Agraa, agraagaa." Dentist: that sound fun
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I think I left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if I come by and get it?
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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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dMb @I_CANT_Chill
Follow @WeAreSJC For Some Fire Ass Tweets...
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RETWEET and see what appears! ██████████████████████████████​ ██████████████████████████████​ ██████████████████████████████
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Dear student who finished the test in 7 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL. Sincerely, still on the 1st question.
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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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PARENT: "We need to talk. " ME: *Million things run through my mind. What did they find out about!?* PARENT: "Stop leaving the lights on."
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My parents say it’s their house but when it’s time to clean it magically becomes my house too.
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Why is it called "research", if it's your first time searching for it?
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W O O Z Y @Jmoore__
I ran out of space... And also follow @WeAreSJC mans got some funny fuckin' tweets
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SMART IDEA: If you lose something in your room, take a picture of your room, put it on Facebook & play "I Spy."
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Son: can i get money for new game ? Dad : you know son in my days.... Son : JUST SAY NO.
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Oh = Just Stop talking to me . K = Im done talking . Whatever = Fuck you . Fine = Fuck it . I guess = I dont really give a fuck .
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People who double dip their Pizza Hut cheese sticks in the marinara sauce <
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Say "I LOVE MATH DEBATING!" really fast ;)
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GAGA: So famous, even babies know her name.
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Teacher: "The test is very easy." Me: "Easy for you to say, you already know the answers!"
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Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
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FACT: Having eye contact for more than 6 seconds without looking away or blinking shows a desire for either sex or murder.
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Parents never see you doing any work, but always walk in whenever you're taking a minute to check your Facebook.
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❒ ILY ❒ Love ya ❒ Luv ya ❒ Luv you ✔ I love you.
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That awkward moment when you're yelling at somebody and you mess up a word.
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That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
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As we grow older we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are.
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Admit it, We all have googled our own name.
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If only I could convert all my mouse scrolling into a useable form of energy.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Faces like yours, Belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage. But laughing at you.
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I'm pretty sure the asshole who put the extra "r" in February is the same gay who came up with the spelling for "Wednesday".
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Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
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I'm a bit more cautious when deleting my browsing history. It might look suspicious that I haven't been on the internet for two years.
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“Everyday I’m buffering” -YOUTUBE
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Vending machines are so homophobic! Geez, I'm sorry my dollar isn't straight enough for you.
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Knowing exactly which one of your family members is coming up the stairs by listening to the sound of their footsteps.
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*Picks up phone* "Hey it's me." "I don't know who the fuck me is."
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School is POINTLESS. English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.
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That awkward moment when you try to sneak a photo of a complete stranger, but forget to turn your flash off.
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The awkward moment when your family’s guest finally says goodbye, but two hours later, they are still saying their goodbyes.
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I can always tell how much I really like someone by how long it takes me to delete their text messages.
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I play with my phone when I'm waiting for someone so I don't look stupid.
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Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids.
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To all the students who dropped out highschool or failed. Remember two things. 1. You tried your best 2. I don't like ketchup on my big mac.
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That "oh fuck!" moment when you lean back a little to far in your chair and then gravity takes over.
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That awkward moment when you're at a self checkout and it announces to the world your card just got denied.
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Yawning is contagious - even thinking about yawning is enough. After reading this fact, there is a 50% chance you will yawn.;)
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1) You get robbed. 2) FaceBook it. 3) Then call 911.
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I just bought 4 new pairs of underwear. Which means I have 4 more days before I have to do the laundry.
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Are you crying? "No, I`m impersonating a fountain."
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When you're whistling to a song that you're hearing for the first time, and the melody doesn't go as expected.
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I hate it when people wait for me to put my headphones in before they talk to me. Bitch, I can't hear you!
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My internet wasn't working the other day. I think my neighbors forgot to pay their bill. How irresponsible of them.
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iPhone > Android > Nokia > Land phone > Typewriter > 2 cans and a string > Message in a bottle > Pigeon with a note taped to it > Blackberry
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"I would never stare at your ass, nice pockets though."
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"Hey, can I borrow a pen?" *Hmmm, which pen do I not need back?*
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If you give a person a fish you feed them for a day, teach a person how to use Twitter and they won't bother you for weeks.
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
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Ghost Hunters: "Can you communicate with us?" *Door creaks* Ghost Hunters: "Did you say your name is Steve?"
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My mom thinks my friends are bad influences. But honestly, I'm usually the one coming up with the ideas.
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It's amazing how easily "I have 10 minutes to waste before I need to leave" accidentally turns into "oh crap I'm running late."
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Melissa Alexander @melatoyatriston
Follow @WeAreSJC. #WhatIReallyMeantWas follow @WeAreSJC
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Everyone should follow @WeAreSJC cuz they have some seriously funny tweets.
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"1327 Facebook profile photos" is synonymous with "this person is crazy."
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The biggest lie I tell myself is...
"I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
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It’s sad that its becoming more acceptable to call my friends at 9:30 AM than 9:30 PM.
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When you’re walking then start texting and walk slower and slower and slower til you’re just standing there texting.
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No matter where you live, there's always 1 light switch that doesn't do anything.
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When somebody says “10 years ago” I think about the 90′s instead of 2002.
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We all have that friend that acts innocent, but gets all the dirty jokes.
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Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
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Remember that time you horribly embarrassed yourself? Yea, so does everybody else.
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We were all born with a brain. Some people just choose not to use it.
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Sometimes I feel like writing "lol" at the end of my answers on quizzes.
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SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!" Grandma please, put the midget down.
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"FUCK YEAH we have a substitute teacher!! "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT YA STUPID ASSES DOWN!" "Oh shit..."
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Ending a Facebook conversation by liking the last comment.
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I use Facebook to celebrate people's birthdays on their wall and see things I saw on Twitter a day before, again.
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That awkward moment when you still can’t understand someone after they’ve repeated themselves about four times.
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Dear fake friends , first of all you should know I am typing this with my middle finger.
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I put the "pro" in procrastination.
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If you aren't supposed to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
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Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you right now!
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Your Girlfriend. Rated "E" For Everyone.
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Are you asleep? No I was in coma, thanks for saving me.
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If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will automatically assume you're a transformer.
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That awkward moment when you try to jump into a conversation and get completely ignored.
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Sitting at Home: "Oh. It's raining. Cool." Sitting at School: "HOLY CRAP IT'S RAINING!! LOOK!"
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99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm. . . but I wasn't finished.
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That awkward moment when your mother compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than you.
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had a super busy day today converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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U.G.L.Y = U Gotta Love Yourself
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They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms, instead of magazines.
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Y.O.L.O you obviously lack originality
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1990: I like big butts and I can not lie! 2005: booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere! 2012: ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass
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Dear Google, stop acting like a woman! let me finish my own sentences!
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I've always wanted to hop in a taxi and yell, "Follow That Car!"
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Did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1 am, your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed.
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You want to drop some weight, eat yogurt. You really want to drop some weight, make sure it's expired.
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Lord please give me patience, because if you give me strength I may just beat this bitch to death...
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What do we want!? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it!? NEXT WEEK!
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My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, And they're like "It wasn't that hard."
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Zachary Simpson @MTVZachary
@WeAreSJC omg I could RT ur tweets all day hahaha 😝
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Stale Joke Central ツ @WeAreSJC
It's ok Pluto, don't worry, I'm not a planet either.
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"Your phone's ringing." "Yeah, phones do that.
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OMG! Wrong person! CANCEL CANCEL *Message sent* ok kill me now...
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“K.” would you like some fries with that conversation killer?
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Ghetto word of the Day - Disappointment. My Parole officer said if I miss "Disappointment" they gone send me back to Jail.
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When my enemy is absent from school and I'm just like...'Thats right, b*tch. dont ever come back.'
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STUDY = Singing, Tweeting, Unlimited texting, Dreaming, Yawning.
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While texting... Oh = Stop talking to me. K = I'm done talking. Whatever = Fuck you. Fine = Screw it. I guess = I don't really give a fuck.
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That awkward moment when a sex scene comes on when you & your mom are watching a movie, & your face is like (._.)
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Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
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I'm that person who dislikes a youtube video when there's no dislikes yet.
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*2 new text messages* 1:Mom:I love you♡ 2: Mom:Sorry wrong person ... Me: ( ._.)
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Ciara "Like a boy", Beyonce "If I were a boy", Rihanna "Rude boy", What's next? Lady GaGa "I am a boy"
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Getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.
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Blanket on- Too hot Blanket off- Too cool One leg out- PERFECT until a demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it & drags you through the hall.
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Dear math, you have too many x's.. Stop being a player and settle down and pick one.
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
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Dear Teacher; I talk to everyone. So moving my seat won't help.
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I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school.
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Seems my bladder still thinks its hilarious to wait until Im comfortable in bed before voicing its need to pee.
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When someone is wearing sunglasses, I always feel as if they're looking at me.
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I would ask God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever will. Sincerely, spider.
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OLD TEACHER: "I'm not going to teach this, you'll learn it next year." NEW TEACHER: "I'll skip this, you should remember it from last year."
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Ladies, if you see a guy walking funny: 10% - He's injured 90% - He's trying to unstick his balls from his leg.
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I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
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That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.
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Don't feel special. I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.
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Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated. Girl: So what do you do? . . . . Boy:I close my eyes and sleep:)
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That heart attack you get when your parents are using your phone and you start hoping they don't look through your text messages.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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Birthdays – The only day in our life, when we cried and our mother was smiling.
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None of my jokes come out funny when I write them w/ a boner, maybe I'm trying too hard.
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Saw a Chinese kid and a black kid wave at each other today. Gives me hope for the future! Or at least another Rush Hour movie.
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People say "I'm busier than a frog in a blender". Have you ever seen a frog in a blender? It's not busy. It's dead.
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Lazy Rule: Can't reach it , don't need it.
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HATERS: H - aving. A - nger. T- oward. E - veryone. R - eaching. S - uccess.
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i hate when girls makes this face in every single picture .. (>^3^)> . like smile damn ,
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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I want a woman that makes my dick hard. Not my life.
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I still wear my light up shoes because sometimes it's hard to see my virginity in the dark.
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Guys, if a girl asks you a question, it's better to give her the truth, chances are she's asking you because she already knows the answer.
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Elephant: "Why do you have boobs on your back?" Camel: "Thats a stupid question coming from somebody who has a penis on his face..."
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We all have that friend that acts innocent, but understands all the dirty jokes.
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Dear Phone, I'm already aware that you have low battery, sincerely blinking & vibrating every 5 seconds, will just kill you faster.
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Vikash R @Ninja_Fishie
@WeAreSJC should be followed by everyone. Their tweets are hilarious
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Fabiolous @myfabiolouslife
Make no mistake between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
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P▲PI @dr3w_official
A perverted Captain Falcon would say..."Show me your boobs!" @WeAreSJC
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Agatha Olivia V @ladygathgath
I hate how spiders just sit there on the walls n act like they pay rent -.-
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Meann ♔ Ass @saluterubykashh
I hate those moments when, its a picture perfect moment , and you don't have a camera.
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The Pinkprint @JohnAJaoude
The moment when you hate your life because you dropped your new phone for the first time.
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Abdil @OhMyAbdil
#WhyDoPeopleThink smoking weed and drinking alcohol makes you look cool?
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DAVID JOHN PICKFORD @YourChoiceLtd
When two's company, three's the result
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